Set 4, Game 6 [15.04.21] - No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson

No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson.
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✔ HOW TO PLAY
On each turn, players name a person plus a relevant category - that person and category are then forbidden. If you're caught naming someone who falls under any previous category, you're out of the game.
★ MERCHANDISE
teespring.com/...
★ PLAYERS
• Alex Horne's Taskmaster: channel4.com/p...
• Tim Key's latest book He Used Thought as a Wife: utterandpress.... (also on Amazon)
• Mark Watson's latest novel Contacts: uk.bookshop.or... (also on Amazon)
♫ MUSIC
Symphony no. 3 in A minor, Op. 5 (Mendelssohn)
► VIDEO
Alex Horne + Haiminh Le
#AlexHorne #TimKey #MarkWatson

[@NoMoreJockeys]

There's a wrong Out graphic? Oops. (Thanks for letting us know!)

[@chrism6952]

do you do them wrong on purpose sometimes? Ive noticed a bunch of them lol.

[@franksimon8375]

A map is a diagram, key wins

[@franksimon8375]

Fix that graphic

[@sammywammy181]

SURELY “Dora, the explorer” is a sentence.

[@JohnHazl]

Joy! "Tim Key and the two men who are not Tim Key" day now! (Man who fed and had tub: Tub Man; man who not Key and not Tub Man: Dog Man.) Fun vid, can see Dad Key had fun dip off Red Sea. May try the ale, not bad can. Bad God map pic (God fat!) but Tub Man can see Tub Man can not win row. Big win for Dog Man, now not far off Key. Big ado! (3)

[@marcokilby7875]

This is maybe, and I have to say this (I am compelled in my duty as a below-the-liner), my favourite comment on, your friend and mine (please be welcoming as I introduce our next guest) KZbin. Congratulations JohnHazl, you are a solid gold legend.

[@Bill-Door]

And this is where Tub Man and Dog Man got their nick names!

[@samuelcardwell577]

This is the winner, actually chuckled at Tub Man and Dog Man

[@franksimon8375]

Nope

[@TheHumanTheory]

Major kudos given there, Watto could argue about their badly drawn image until Horne loses. Brave stuff. (5)

[@Rick-zv3xs]

Well said! (4)

[@RenewedRS]

Have I missed something. What's with the numbers in parenthesis?

[@PaddyRoon7]

I didn't even realize this was playing the same number of letter game until the end, splendid effort.

[@RenewedRS]

@@PaddyRoon7 wow omg how did one not see lol (3)

[@paulrichards8496]

(Lovely) (symmetry). (Starts) (with) (questioning) (whether) (Watto's) (had) (dinner), (ends) (with) (his) mouth (full). (Satisfying). (5)

[@daupomatic]

Honestly, very well played.

[@PaddyRoon7]

Don't mind it in the slightest

[@BodywiseMustard]

Actually don't mind it

[@pooroldnostradamus]

The sleeper hit is the fact that the chosen lawful word is randomly plucked from within the paragraph, rather than being the first one in the list.

[@jonathonmaudlin2307]

don’t mind this game. very good time when seen Mark with Alex. Poet also (4)

[@c1tc4t]

“Poet also” is fantastic

[@mariae9429]

Praise Watson, walked justly! Eighty postal pounds coming. (6)

[@olliebrown98]

Great watch today: Watto sings prime songs; Horne makes naked claim; Timmy grows fresh beard. Timmy makes brave plays while Horne bores 'below lines' (5).

[@darkdarce]

Just because I haven't seen anyone point it out yet, absolutely loving Key's addition of Job Gloves

[@gretacwink8659]

Pitstop gloves specifically. More specifically, where on we on the definition of job?

[@chriskaprys]

Lovely labour gloves (6)

[@CoasterKid13]

Key got away with one early on. Dan Rose is as sentence-y of a sentence as has ever been sentenced.

[@bryceyork247]

Nay key did not get out yet! For his lip did not say bad Dan, but his did end “-des.” See pee hue cpu log mid vid. (3)

[@Thomas-wp4yr]

I thought this with the Mark on very next name, …Dora the Explorer is a pretty exact sentence.

[@davidrysdam902]

@@Thomas-wp4yr...th...there's no...verb?

[@roarmalf]

One could argue you could say it: Dorothea, explore her

[@MagicalRhino1985]

Absolutely, positively tremendous. Unbeatable, energising, phenomenal. (Your friend and mine 10)

[@francescalisette3268]

Delighted by the haste & enthusiasm with which Horne assents to a naked NMJ. When’s that going to be?

[@kimz24]

looking forward (to) (it) (7)

[@leileleileleile]

Agreed--such enthusiasm!

[@occono3543]

He switched over to Taskmaster Alex mode accidentally haha

[@drayts]

Valiant attempt fellows, however despite Watson’s cleaned vid-feed, playing Christ’s dadkins punched himself dirtily. (7)

[@ampersandcastle1091]

(When) (you) (think) (about) (it), (this) (game) (had) (a) (really) (lovely) (atmosphere) (about) (it). (Particularly) (enjoyed) (Horne) (but) (all) (chaps) (were) (excellent). (26)

[@redactedwatkins6195]

dont mind it

[@johnkendall2027]

"Is Pingu a Westerner?" must surely rank as one of the greatest sentences ever committed to film!

[@roarmalf]

I'm afraid I would have to argue that this isn't film at all.

[@Izzno]

Alfonso Majestic damn nearly broke me. I'll tell you what, I'd be a proper christian if the big guy was named Alfonso Majestic.

[@laurapolly5419]

You’re right. Pure joy! ⭐️❤️

[@pooroldnostradamus]

Alfonso Majestic is the sort of guy who'd whip out the sun, the moon, and the stars out of his sleeve

[@kirsty8026]

(Belated Golden Anniversary wishes to) Bill (& Carol) Much love guys(4)

[@olivergoodacre]

Very good show guys. Very much love that! (4)

[@tango2465]

late to the party, but some analysis on horne's jack dee alphabet: 1. L 2. P - Foul: Den 3. B 4. F 5. O 6. X 7. A 8. R 9. T 10. Q 11. N 12. P 13. U 14. W - Foul: A (repeat) 15. S 16. E 17. D 18. M 19. Z 20. V 21. S 22. I 23. G 24. H - Jack Jack (Celebration) Post-script: 25. K - J and K are missed out in the initial submission of the list (J does not appear) - J and K bookend Jack - The three preceeding letters (G, H, I) are the final lettters named - 73% of No. 1-15 are from the second half of the alphabet (L, B, F, A) - Two of these (A, B) are the first two letters of the alphabet, the polar end - L is the penultimate letter in the second half, the other polar end This focus on avoiding initial and capstone repetition, plus the staying within one alphabetical half, makes me wonder how much No More Jockeys impacts a player's modes of thinking. God, I need these clubs opened soon

[@tomsmith6878]

where's Jack C?!?

[@krystiandoss5956]

Also no foul on 12?

[@chriskaprys]

@@tomsmith6878 swimming with Key’s dad in the bath, I believe.

[@jrb5077]

@@krystiandoss5956 or on 21 (2)?

[@Mercernary42]

DanRose shouldv beenchal engedas afullse ntence! (7)

[@Peteroranje]

Rhodes. Iiiiiii thougt thaatt tooooo.

[@chrisf1154]

Amazing comment section, Jockeys' viewers showing quality talents, legends (7)

[@duke_of_tako]

Awesome jockeys episode. Maximum pizzazz. Lyrical hutzpah. Watson's jammies. (7)

[@BodywiseMustard]

(chutzpah)*

[@trishking6343]

Cannot wait for the naked live show where Key unveils his credentials.

[@SeeSpeakHear]

Alphonso Majestic (8)

[@AmyHakanson]

absolutely tremendous (10)

[@pebblepicassos]

I've heard what your roots music had to say.... And I liked it

[@carniea15]

Love this game. Well done Alex (4)

[@Azeria]

(this) (game) (is) (a) copper bottom (classic) (6)

[@HammGaming]

Persons beneath Watson's a'strand oughtta obeyeth Jockey's command (7)

[@essentialatom]

God it's good to see some facial hair on Key again.

[@RichardHarrisonmr_spoon]

Eye can see job glv and two off glv (3)

[@daconor91]

Don't they just love post-bath Mark! (4)

[@TomMannCenturia]

Lick cams they said, dust gone.

[@PolecatVi]

Lovely rounds people! Timmo’s triple points mustn’t climax rashly! Attain victor! (6)

[@OllieChamberlain]

Once more thou hast made thee glad (4)

[@daupomatic]

Not how thee works, I'm afraid.

[@stupidity02]

well done guys, nice show. lots love

[@CR0SBO]

Okay, who's told Alex this week? Quit that! Next time keep hush with plan info, don't ruin such funs. (4)

[@ianchandler9993]

Myself really enjoys Timmy's purple (job) gloves. (6)

[@drwoo6090]

Pink! 💖

[@ianchandler9993]

@@drwoo6090 Hmm…magenta maybe?

[@VegaLupina]

24:33 *In David Attenborough´s voice* "If you listen closely you can now hear the heartbeat of some people stopping completely for a moment before rapidly going up to 140 beats per minute."

[@mikewaters3597]

That four char word idea won’t work (4)

[@desertawkward5876]

This is Elizabeth, Taylor! gate again and I don’t mind it

[@bendixey1224]

Three Years since first watch, these games. Still funny. (5)

[@isobel.eleanor]

disappointed that Key never unveiled his credentials, but I suppose they'll save that for the OnlyFans when you think about it

[@mothpig]

Does Watto ever eat anything that isn't either a curry or a pizza?

[@Peteroranje]

You mean there are other meals?!

[@blackmoon9793]

Surely you haven't forgotten the time he had buckwheat noodles and balls?

[@paulquaife7974]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious... (cant think of any other 34 letter words)

[@cazradvan9930]

I always find myself grinning at the 'NAME wins' screen. Such a warm, wonderful feeling inside. It's great that you took such a dire, terrible situation and made something wonderful out of it. You've really got me through some horrible times. I love you all. Thank you.

[@laurapolly5419]

Fuck! That game made this girl come. (4) sorry drunk. (5) ⭐️❤️

[@CarlosHotspur]

Good game that (4)

[@markdavis8444]

Damn. Whom here said same long word size? Fool. (four)

[@kcolloran]

Amusing English farceur pushing Perrier through nostril: Awesome!!!!!!! (7)

[@darkdarce]

Reasonable accounting requisition (10)

[@Luigiman-rc9fi]

Enjoy their video, great jolly times. Thank every human makes great video. (5)

[@Victoria-cd3cn]

A naked game, eh? You’d have to call it something special to imply the lack of pants. No more…. Umm, no more…. Nope, nothing suitable springs to mind, what a shame.

[@katiehough2499]

It's really obvious? They should call it 'No more speedos'

[@Victoria-cd3cn]

Oh yeah, you’re right. What a fool I am, all I could think of was ‘no more Y-fronts’ Speedos is the obvious answer.

[@MsKatyDod]

I think that a certain section of the NMJ BTL'ers could go for watching a one-off naked session. I'd much prefer that than to being called a jockstrap! Ha ha ha!!

[@TiddlywinksVonSmythe]

Very good. Like this. Well done Alex. (4)

[@BodywiseMustard]

Fucking spoiler (7)

[@mrfreeman1995]

(I suppose), when (I really) stop (and think about it, I am) glad (we all agreed to formulate our comments) like this. (4)

[@Bill-Door]

Tim Key for the win! (3)

[@martysears]

When Mark lost, text said Alex lost. (time code 15:23) Typo from Alex? oops! (4)

[@geordieleyland5067]

My my. So ha ha ha. Oh no. It is so ha ha ha. It is as if to go up on Es. It is so, so ha ha ha.. (2)

[@YellowSnap]

I ❤️ u. U r 👍 (1)

[@SerendipityChild]

7:50 😶 Muted. Seems their jokes about books kinda poked Alex's nerve there. (5)

[@una_10bananas]

Noble watto today [5]

[@SamuelGeist]

Especially engagingly ecstatical experience! (E. 10)

[@sebzilla89]

Pingu lives in Antarctica which would make him a Southerner if anything

[@thombrown9726]

This show look good that we'll like this alot. (4)

[@johnbowes5852]

Tim Key was the don the day, til the end (3)

[@AlexRoseGames]

This word stew with only four each time - very hard. Good game, just - next week hope more than four okay. Must stop - can't make post like this sans AAVE Next time don't mess with man's post with this "same size" shit. Y'all don't want when Yung Rose leng y'all down from man's four door whip. gang gang (4)

[@thevanityproject6480]

Key's worn work 'hand hats' (job gloves). (4)

[@laurapolly5419]

Clever ⭐️❤️

[@jhugs4books227]

Chers Mssrs. Horne, Timmy, Watto, Novel format where dudes guess Watto eatin’ tryst set-up weird, great, sweet, funny, et-ali. claps, above earth dudes! adieu, local ditch woman (5) (p.s.) (far) (too) (much) (usage) (of) (thesauruses) (was) (involved) (in) (the) (making) (of) (this) (comment)

[@Tomotix]

It is in no (way) ok to be in it (but) (not) to (win) it. Go (all) in or do n't go. Be it me or he or we. Gg AH, MW an TK (2)

[@cerimoran3136]

Without fiddily Fridays contest, cesspit gemmers discuss diverse subject matters usually atBTLHQ!

[@shrkbtt]

well hold on how many letters was this

[@cerimoran3136]

@@shrkbtt (7) 😂

[@unclejibjab]

Am(2) I(1) doing(5) this(4) right(5)?

[@willhargreaveshf]

Daddy Brown Sauce (5)

[@LuckyLChandler]

yesyes nekkid jockey [6]

[@Shift8YawnsShift8]

Me am ok - my os, my ee, et me be gd. (2)

[@Gooner3192]

Greens book is a map we need Key to be more clinical in the box

[@rorystead6155]

Awesome episode hombres (7)

[@effanineffables]

(not) exactly Watson's Jockey's episode (7)

[@annieandrews6708]

Good game. Mark sits well. (4)

[@Jnoooooo]

Watto's lights needed moving (6).

[@corg_9939]

2:14 really stupid scheme, Horney, having better skills during 'Jockey' doesn't effect people below Watson (6)

[@michaelcolbourn6719]

Below

[@AmyHakanson]

Below

[@reelkonversationswithryank4945]

Below?

[@Peteroranje]

@@reelkonversationswithryank4945 They've got to walk for that, but they must be taking thinking time right now.

[@corg_9939]

@@michaelcolbourn6719 Ive heard what you've had to say, and I've enjoyed it. However, in this case, I am using w as two letters, literally double-u. I'm staying in - you know me, any other letter I'd walk. But if you can find me proof that w wasn't at some point two letters I'll send £80 to Mark Watson

[@mrSam3ooo]

Catherine of Aragon aka. “Catherine, offer Rogan” is a sentence said during a pagan sacrificial in which the villagers are offering their pet dogs to the Gods

[@pintpot]

'Toyah Willcox' is the correct spelling!

[@britishhedgehog]

Hello there. Folks musts obeys rules!(5)

[@myrin265]

Key is giving Pitstop a run for her money in those job gloves.

[@BodywiseMustard]

They were first unveiled in the s1 episode where key first played Pitstop and was ousted on job gloves.

[@SeeSpeakHear]

Daddy juice (5)

[@GlennBroadway]

Completely impossible… (10)

[@falakvakharia2452]

7:51 alex muting tim is hysterical.

[@alexl04]

key (getting away with) dan (rose) was (insanity). (very much a sentence) (3)

[@amelialikesfrogs5778]

a (1)

[@leemartindale3149]

I know on a Friday I will never start work on time.......

[@jozmozz]

If you aren't playing along with the 90 seconds to find challenges, then you're missing out.

[@s0mniosidae]

Here below the line, I shall also type numbers. Wait, that's a haiku.

[@Sim0n98]

Pizza drama? Lords! (Five)

[@MillerMooseMan]

I love that these episodes publish at 9am. The best way to start a workday

[@Peteroranje]

Or to not start a workday ;).

[@fairlyodd922]

Love this show! (4)

[@slothconnell3579]

Watson needn't retire

[@graceabbott7383]

never notic(ed) watto this_ drunk prior (5)

[@Sam-wv4fz]

I want to aggressively tell Mark that his lighting is a big part of the problem, but at the same time he has done so much for my depression I really ought to be more understanding

[@JoQeZzZ]

Come (on) (key)! Don't (throw) this away (4)

[@TREVONBACH]

7am... NEW JOB DAY unemployed for 1.2 years. No better way to celebrate this morning than with a HORNE WIN. Congrats! Me wonders what's up with the KEY?!?!?!?!?!?! (now pulling a Jo Brand and walking away... 1-10, w/apostrophe)

[@laurapolly5419]

Well done you. Loved the show. It’s the highlight of my week too ⭐️❤️

[@drwoo6090]

Congrats on the job! X

[@askmeagain43]

Watto walks early (5)

[@adamhenley8295]

Did everyone else slap their forehead when key played Kharin expecting the “knees” challenge?

[@alanknight5198]

famously a huge believer in wearing tracksuit bottoms, ole Dmitri