Set 4, Game 6 [15.04.21] - No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson

[@NoMoreJockeys]

There's a wrong Out graphic? Oops. (Thanks for letting us know!)

[@chrism6952]

do you do them wrong on purpose sometimes? Ive noticed a bunch of them lol.

[@franksimon8375]

A map is a diagram, key wins

[@franksimon8375]

Fix that graphic

[@sammywammy181]

SURELY “Dora, the explorer” is a sentence.

[@TheHumanTheory]

Major kudos given there, Watto could argue about their badly drawn image until Horne loses. Brave stuff. (5)

[@Rick-zv3xs]

Well said! (4)

[@RenewedRS]

Have I missed something. What's with the numbers in parenthesis?

[@PaddyRoon7]

I didn't even realize this was playing the same number of letter game until the end, splendid effort.

[@RenewedRS]

@@PaddyRoon7 wow omg how did one not see lol (3)

[@paulrichards8496]

(Lovely) (symmetry). (Starts) (with) (questioning) (whether) (Watto's) (had) (dinner), (ends) (with) (his) mouth (full). (Satisfying). (5)

[@daupomatic]

Honestly, very well played.

[@PaddyRoon7]

Don't mind it in the slightest

[@BodywiseMustard]

Actually don't mind it

[@pooroldnostradamus]

The sleeper hit is the fact that the chosen lawful word is randomly plucked from within the paragraph, rather than being the first one in the list.

[@jonathonmaudlin2307]

don’t mind this game. very good time when seen Mark with Alex. Poet also (4)

[@c1tc4t]

“Poet also” is fantastic

[@JohnHazl]

Joy! "Tim Key and the two men who are not Tim Key" day now! (Man who fed and had tub: Tub Man; man who not Key and not Tub Man: Dog Man.) Fun vid, can see Dad Key had fun dip off Red Sea. May try the ale, not bad can. Bad God map pic (God fat!) but Tub Man can see Tub Man can not win row. Big win for Dog Man, now not far off Key. Big ado! (3)

[@marcokilby7875]

This is maybe, and I have to say this (I am compelled in my duty as a below-the-liner), my favourite comment on, your friend and mine (please be welcoming as I introduce our next guest) KZbin. Congratulations JohnHazl, you are a solid gold legend.

[@Bill-Door]

And this is where Tub Man and Dog Man got their nick names!

[@samuelcardwell577]

This is the winner, actually chuckled at Tub Man and Dog Man

[@franksimon8375]

Nope

[@olliebrown98]

Great watch today: Watto sings prime songs; Horne makes naked claim; Timmy grows fresh beard. Timmy makes brave plays while Horne bores 'below lines' (5).

[@mariae9429]

Praise Watson, walked justly! Eighty postal pounds coming. (6)

[@darkdarce]

Just because I haven't seen anyone point it out yet, absolutely loving Key's addition of Job Gloves

[@gretacwink8659]

Pitstop gloves specifically. More specifically, where on we on the definition of job?

[@chriskaprys]

Lovely labour gloves (6)

[@johnkendall2027]

"Is Pingu a Westerner?" must surely rank as one of the greatest sentences ever committed to film!

[@roarmalf]

I'm afraid I would have to argue that this isn't film at all.

[@bendixey1224]

Three Years since first watch, these games. Still funny. (5)

[@tango2465]

late to the party, but some analysis on horne's jack dee alphabet: 1. L 2. P - Foul: Den 3. B 4. F 5. O 6. X 7. A 8. R 9. T 10. Q 11. N 12. P 13. U 14. W - Foul: A (repeat) 15. S 16. E 17. D 18. M 19. Z 20. V 21. S 22. I 23. G 24. H - Jack Jack (Celebration) Post-script: 25. K - J and K are missed out in the initial submission of the list (J does not appear) - J and K bookend Jack - The three preceeding letters (G, H, I) are the final lettters named - 73% of No. 1-15 are from the second half of the alphabet (L, B, F, A) - Two of these (A, B) are the first two letters of the alphabet, the polar end - L is the penultimate letter in the second half, the other polar end This focus on avoiding initial and capstone repetition, plus the staying within one alphabetical half, makes me wonder how much No More Jockeys impacts a player's modes of thinking. God, I need these clubs opened soon

[@tomsmith6878]

where's Jack C?!?

[@krystiandoss5956]

Also no foul on 12?

[@chriskaprys]

@@tomsmith6878 swimming with Key’s dad in the bath, I believe.

[@jrb5077]

@@krystiandoss5956 or on 21 (2)?

[@MagicalRhino1985]

Absolutely, positively tremendous. Unbeatable, energising, phenomenal. (Your friend and mine 10)

[@olivergoodacre]

Very good show guys. Very much love that! (4)

[@carniea15]

Love this game. Well done Alex (4)

[@Izzno]

Alfonso Majestic damn nearly broke me. I'll tell you what, I'd be a proper christian if the big guy was named Alfonso Majestic.

[@laurapolly5419]

You’re right. Pure joy! ⭐️❤️

[@pooroldnostradamus]

Alfonso Majestic is the sort of guy who'd whip out the sun, the moon, and the stars out of his sleeve

[@HammGaming]

Persons beneath Watson's a'strand oughtta obeyeth Jockey's command (7)

[@CoasterKid13]

Key got away with one early on. Dan Rose is as sentence-y of a sentence as has ever been sentenced.

[@bryceyork247]

Nay key did not get out yet! For his lip did not say bad Dan, but his did end “-des.” See pee hue cpu log mid vid. (3)

[@Thomas-wp4yr]

I thought this with the Mark on very next name, …Dora the Explorer is a pretty exact sentence.

[@davidrysdam902]

@@Thomas-wp4yr...th...there's no...verb?

[@roarmalf]

One could argue you could say it: Dorothea, explore her

[@chrisf1154]

Amazing comment section, Jockeys' viewers showing quality talents, legends (7)

[@drayts]

Valiant attempt fellows, however despite Watson’s cleaned vid-feed, playing Christ’s dadkins punched himself dirtily. (7)

[@kirsty__29]

(Belated Golden Anniversary wishes to) Bill (& Carol) Much love guys(4)

[@francescalisette3268]

Delighted by the haste & enthusiasm with which Horne assents to a naked NMJ. When’s that going to be?

[@kimz24]

looking forward (to) (it) (7)

[@leileleileleile]

Agreed--such enthusiasm!

[@occono3543]

He switched over to Taskmaster Alex mode accidentally haha

[@VegaLupina]

24:33 *In David Attenborough´s voice* "If you listen closely you can now hear the heartbeat of some people stopping completely for a moment before rapidly going up to 140 beats per minute."

[@trishking6343]

Cannot wait for the naked live show where Key unveils his credentials.

[@duke_of_tako]

Awesome jockeys episode. Maximum pizzazz. Lyrical hutzpah. Watson's jammies. (7)

[@BodywiseMustard]

(chutzpah)*

[@MillerMooseMan]

I love that these episodes publish at 9am. The best way to start a workday

[@Peteroranje]

Or to not start a workday ;).

[@cazradvan9930]

I always find myself grinning at the 'NAME wins' screen. Such a warm, wonderful feeling inside. It's great that you took such a dire, terrible situation and made something wonderful out of it. You've really got me through some horrible times. I love you all. Thank you.

[@AmyHakanson]

absolutely tremendous (10)

[@pebblepicassos]

I've heard what your roots music had to say.... And I liked it

[@stupidity02]

well done guys, nice show. lots love

[@OllieChamberlain]

Once more thou hast made thee glad (4)

[@daupomatic]

Not how thee works, I'm afraid.

[@essentialatom]

God it's good to see some facial hair on Key again.

[@daconor91]

Don't they just love post-bath Mark! (4)

[@PolecatVi]

Lovely rounds people! Timmo’s triple points mustn’t climax rashly! Attain victor! (6)

[@ampersandcastle1091]

(When) (you) (think) (about) (it), (this) (game) (had) (a) (really) (lovely) (atmosphere) (about) (it). (Particularly) (enjoyed) (Horne) (but) (all) (chaps) (were) (excellent). (26)

[@redactedwatkins6195]

dont mind it

[@sebzilla89]

Pingu lives in Antarctica which would make him a Southerner if anything

[@ianchandler9993]

Myself really enjoys Timmy's purple (job) gloves. (6)

[@drwoo6090]

Pink! 💖

[@ianchandler9993]

@@drwoo6090 Hmm…magenta maybe?

[@SamuelGeist]

Especially engagingly ecstatical experience! (E. 10)

[@stevemoisan]

Whether or not it's called a "greens map", the greens book is *totally* a topographical map of the greens. Even if the golfer was shown holding a yardage book, those images are maps, too. So if you found a photo of a golfer holding any multi-page booklet on the course, it's map city.

[@TiddlywinksVonSmythe]

Very good. Like this. Well done Alex. (4)

[@BodywiseMustard]

Fucking spoiler (7)

[@laurapolly5419]

Fuck! That game made this girl come. (4) sorry drunk. (5) ⭐️❤️

[@mrSam3ooo]

Catherine of Aragon aka. “Catherine, offer Rogan” is a sentence said during a pagan sacrificial in which the villagers are offering their pet dogs to the Gods

[@SeeSpeakHear]

Alphonso Majestic (8)

[@desertawkward5876]

This is Elizabeth, Taylor! gate again and I don’t mind it

[@thombrown9726]

This show look good that we'll like this alot. (4)

[@mrfreeman1995]

(I suppose), when (I really) stop (and think about it, I am) glad (we all agreed to formulate our comments) like this. (4)

[@stephlivegigs3587]

Loooove the “Time Your Drinking” callback! (8)

[@kcolloran]

Amusing English farceur pushing Perrier through nostril: Awesome!!!!!!! (7)

[@TomMannCenturia]

Lick cams they said, dust gone.

[@rorystead6155]

Awesome episode hombres (7)

[@fairlyodd922]

Love this show! (4)

[@Gooner3192]

Greens book is a map we need Key to be more clinical in the box

[@northwall9243]

Some game this, love that play (4)

[@kevineugenius]

Another classic song in the making "Clean my camera with a credit card bill!" Love it.

[@Mercernary42]

DanRose shouldv beenchal engedas afullse ntence! (7)

[@Peteroranje]

Rhodes. Iiiiiii thougt thaatt tooooo.

[@myrin265]

Key is giving Pitstop a run for her money in those job gloves.

[@BodywiseMustard]

They were first unveiled in the s1 episode where key first played Pitstop and was ousted on job gloves.

[@Bill-Door]

Tim Key for the win! (3)

[@jozmozz]

If you aren't playing along with the 90 seconds to find challenges, then you're missing out.

[@johnbowes5852]

Tim Key was the don the day, til the end (3)

[@falakvakharia2452]

7:51 alex muting tim is hysterical.

[@thevanityproject6480]

Key's worn work 'hand hats' (job gloves). (4)

[@laurapolly5419]

Clever ⭐️❤️

[@jabbawabs]

A dream scenario now for me is having a Taskmaster series with contestants that have singular letter last names: Jack Dee, Sindhu Vee, Vernon/Peter Kay, Sandra Oh, Aisling Bea....again.

[@daupomatic]

(Quite frankly, I'm always dreaming of Aisling Bea....again)

[@marinkopon]

Is Pingu a Westerner had me howling with laughter

[@Luigiman-rc9fi]

Enjoy their video, great jolly times. Thank every human makes great video. (5)

[@RichardHarrisonmr_spoon]

Eye can see job glv and two off glv (3)

[@TREVONBACH]

7am... NEW JOB DAY unemployed for 1.2 years. No better way to celebrate this morning than with a HORNE WIN. Congrats! Me wonders what's up with the KEY?!?!?!?!?!?! (now pulling a Jo Brand and walking away... 1-10, w/apostrophe)

[@laurapolly5419]

Well done you. Loved the show. It’s the highlight of my week too ⭐️❤️

[@drwoo6090]

Congrats on the job! X

[@cerimoran3136]

Without fiddily Fridays contest, cesspit gemmers discuss diverse subject matters usually atBTLHQ!

[@shrkbtt]

well hold on how many letters was this

[@cerimoran3136]

@@shrkbtt (7) 😂

[@mageless8192]

Good game! Nice play here Alex. (4)

[@adamhenley8295]

Did everyone else slap their forehead when key played Kharin expecting the “knees” challenge?

[@alanknight5198]

famously a huge believer in wearing tracksuit bottoms, ole Dmitri

[@martysears]

When Mark lost, text said Alex lost. (time code 15:23) Typo from Alex? oops! (4)

[@SgtLion]

Already (seriously) (enjoying) (the) pregame banters (here). (Glad) (that) (us) (BTL) decided (on) (this) (game) (6)

[@annieandrews6708]

Good game. Mark sits well. (4)

[@darkdarce]

Reasonable accounting requisition (10)

[@s0mniosidae]

Here below the line, I shall also type numbers. Wait, that's a haiku.

[@Jnoooooo]

Watto's lights needed moving (6).

[@shaggy0917]

Y'all have done well with this. Four does work well with what Alex said. (Week late.) (4)

[@pintpot]

'Toyah Willcox' is the correct spelling!

[@isobel.eleanor]

disappointed that Key never unveiled his credentials, but I suppose they'll save that for the OnlyFans when you think about it

[@mothpig]

Does Watto ever eat anything that isn't either a curry or a pizza?

[@Peteroranje]

You mean there are other meals?!

[@blackmoon9793]

Surely you haven't forgotten the time he had buckwheat noodles and balls?

[@Sim0n98]

Pizza drama? Lords! (Five)

[@VideoNozoki]

22:00 ♪♪ "Is a diagram a map... (woah~♪) Is a diagram a map... " ♪♪ "Bop-bop! Unicorn mug!" "Does a spider have a heart~"

[@Sam-wv4fz]

hoy

[@paulquaife7974]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious... (cant think of any other 34 letter words)

[@Sam-wv4fz]

I want to aggressively tell Mark that his lighting is a big part of the problem, but at the same time he has done so much for my depression I really ought to be more understanding

[@dynimo1]

Lovely competition well played. (86.6)

[@JoQeZzZ]

Come (on) (key)! Don't (throw) this away (4)

[@LuckyLChandler]

yesyes nekkid jockey [6]

[@britishhedgehog]

Hello there. Folks musts obeys rules!(5)

[@una_10bananas]

Noble watto today [5]

[@radar5743]

dan rose is a sentence! unreal from Key

[@mariae9429]

9:08 I thought of the same thing, but then saw it was Dan Rhodes.

[@chriskaprys]

I wouldn’t mind a quick wrestling match between Alfonso Majestic vs Eileen Harriet Palglace.

[@CarlosHotspur]

Good game that (4)

[@alicewismath6650]

Unicorns (on) vacation? Loveable, laughing, wordplay! Addicted? Probably! (8)

[@sunshowers186]

(Spotting Key in) gloves (made me) cackle. (Are they job) gloves? (6)

[@CR0SBO]

Okay, who's told Alex this week? Quit that! Next time keep hush with plan info, don't ruin such funs. (4)

[@Lexi_lexis]

Alfonso majestic, while a good name for God, wouldn't be allowed, because "Alfon? So Majestic" could be aegued to be a sentence, if someone had justasked "Is Alfon majestic?"

[@savagehenry8286]

Spent most of this week pitching a film idea where Mr Key plays Jeff Daniels’ estranged son. They embark on a journey across Europe where there are tears, much laughter and love interests for our protagonists. I’m trying to get Jim Carey onboard and the Farrelly Brothers to direct. Of course there are parts for Mr Watson (Greek shepherd) and Mr Horne (bureaucratic Austrian). Let’s get Dumb and Dumberer made, people. Send cash and love.

[@olivergoodacre]

Willcox spelled doubled letters! (7)

[@alexl04]

key (getting away with) dan (rose) was (insanity). (very much a sentence) (3)

[@leemartindale3149]

I know on a Friday I will never start work on time.......

[@slothconnell3579]

Watson needn't retire

[@essentialatom]

8:02 It should say "no more Mark Watson"

[@SerendipityChild]

7:50 😶 Muted. Seems their jokes about books kinda poked Alex's nerve there. (5)