No One Cares About Your Major

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CAST
Raphael Chestang
Tao Yang
Katie Marovitch
Ally Beardsley
CREW
Director - Marissa High
Writers - Luke Field
Producer - Devi Rawal
Production Coordinator - Jessica Clemons
Director of Photography - Cooper James
HMU - Jed Olmedo
Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter of BoTown Sound
Editor - Dana Hahn

[@dropout]

Why even finish college when you can...DROPOUT?* bit.ly/2VF7eLn *JK stay in school , or don't, frankly we are not qualified to help you navigate this pivotal phase Download the INTERNATIONAL app here: bit.ly/2OiNNoP

[@LoverOfStuff]

Mom: Why did you drop out? Me: College Humour

[@dropout]

@Paul Borst THANK YOU

[@maxk4324]

@Paul Borst it's called survivor bias. You only hear about instances where it worked and not all of the cases where it didn't. Keanu is awesome... But not the majority... By far...

[@alexpatrick2522]

No seriously; drop out. Great skit, wish I'd gotten it before I ran up all this debt. You guy's don't need an English major around the office do you?

[@BruceWayne-us3kw]

Tai Lopez seems to be trying to get people to drop out and just buy his program and you’ll get rich because you know how to use Facebook and Instagram.

[@GalaxyGal-]

Benefits of being a stem major: you get to use your major. Drawbacks to being a stem major: you have to use your major.

[@estheroduwole4439]

Same with education

[@GalaxyGal-]

Ichijo Festival Gross

[@Dis_is_fine]

Same with accounting, even though we are not STEM

[@jasonwang4487]

Ichijo Festival nobody stopping us STEM majors from becoming mail carriers or truck drivers? *laughs in Asian*

[@Laura-Yu]

Jason Wang cries* in Asian

[@hateraidfree9392]

Katie wrote this sketch to finally use her History and French major

[@jacobkhu-oldacc.4491]

The writer is Luke Fields, not Katie

[@dropout]

@@jacobkhu-oldacc.4491 YEA, you IDIOT

[@ace6664]

@@dropoutI hope whoever took french in your staff didn't take it as a major because damn all those basic grammatical errors...

[@Lancaster604]

@@dropout I read that reply in Katie's voice.

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

@@Lancaster604 Your PFP is totally adorable. 🤣

[@damianerasmus6163]

Skills learnt at college 1. Cramming 2. Don't mix alcohol 3. Don't drink on an empty stomach 4. How to cook eggs 5. Instant Ramen goes with everything

[@YMasterS]

But apparently not the definition of a skill.

[@jzoid1351]

e g g s

[@silverblade357]

1. Go to community college first. 2. Get an apartment off campus. 3. Always work, at least part time. 4. Prioritize what you're skilled at over what you enjoy. 5. DO NOT GET MARRIED!!

[@aleksandrafurczon6717]

silverblade357 love that last one

[@giteli_play3252]

You certainly can mix alcohol, you just have to know what you're doing

[@NiteSaiya]

"Nobody uses the stuff they majored in after they graduate!" Engineers, lawyers, and doctors: "..."

[@Adam-g01]

yeah, feel its localized to college humor. So doctors don't use medicine?

[@rye-bread5236]

*learns how to ventilate mines and about fluid dynamics in mining engineering, gets intetnship in underground safety and dangerous gas management * Am I A Joke Too You? Nah but seriously I did apply for a coal mining internship, hardly anyone ever does so I most likely will get it.

[@lainebrock18]

Yeah I feel this.... I’m currently a political science/pre-law major, so when I’m a lawyer I’ll definitely use what I learned in undergrad. And I already use my major every time I engage in politics, political discussions, researching candidates and deciding how to vote, etc

[@anthonyrock-the-universal-one]

@@lainebrock18 that sounds like a terrible waste of time.

[@martinshoosterman]

Lawyer and doctor are both post graduate degrees. Lawyers and doctors actually wouldnt be using what they majored in, since the education they get for the major was only used to get into law school or medical school. And would be useless and probably irrelevant to their jobs. You silly goose.

[@zenyros]

Probably the first collegehumor video in years that's even remotely about college.

[@kimokon]

Nah, they made another one

[@zenyros]

@@kimokon yea that's what I thought, btw dropout series or Adam ruins everything doesn't count

[@limwoonseng2631]

POVs do

[@MikiArtist]

You'd be surprised. They actually make a lot of college-specific videos. Just look up "Collegehumor college" and you'll find a bunch (recent ones too). But I'm pretty sure CollegeHumor mainly refers to their channel revolving around college-level humor anyway, since that's probably their main demographic. Think they even mention something along those lines in the "Grant and Katie are starting their own company" video. I understand that you might have just been joking around, though.

[@pawsnotclaws2772]

DAT BOIII lol

[@ComicBooksPlus]

Katie low key throwing shade since no one offered to pay for her student loans debt

[@talkingtadpole3001]

Total Forgiveness Season 2 but every episode is just Katie trying a new and more dangerous opiate.

[@crazyirishgamer2265]

Well.....i think Pornhub is gonna pay for that

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

@@crazyirishgamer2265 "this b***t pl*** is historically accurate"

[@UmmYeahOk]

"You can major in that?!?" - pretty much what I said after learning that people in my school were majoring in "recreation and leisure." Had I only known, I could've graduated with honors.

[@danukalhara3855]

im sorry what do u do in that, have fun?

[@michaelpirrone]

​@@danukalhara3855 It's people who manage recreation and leisure facilities and activities.

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

@@michaelpirrone So, have fun and yell at everyone for being stupid?

[@Jhernan03]

CH: no one cares about your major.. Me: I care... I want my doctor to have studied medicine instead of phys Ed.

[@liammarshall-butler3384]

Given that you have to go to medical school, I really don't care what my doctor did in undergrad

[@alixt.3090]

Some universities actually do route their premed program through kinesiology (which includes phys ed).

[@katieweston6570]

In the UK, medicine and law aren’t post-graduate courses. They’re degrees you can start at 18. The youngest Doctor you might be treated by is a 23 year old junior doctor in their first foundation year.

[@ananyaupadhya1974]

@@lostintranslation57 and lawyers 😤

[@nadiadwyer942]

🤧

[@elkudos6262]

This is kind of Post-college Humor, don't you think?

[@juanpablorobayo3437]

El Kudos isn’t life just post-college college?

[@ridgeshukrun4323]

eyyyyyyyyyy

[@Nullllus]

Postgraduate Humor?

[@t.veritas884]

Juan Pablo Robayo not unless you an underprivileged minority, then statistically you’re just a post-drop out all your life

[@marcuspassi9599]

haha, good one.

[@norefunds4731]

I bet Katie knows every single little piece of history there is to know about the discovery, production and distribution of cocaine.

[@dhruvsrivastava9846]

*spice*

[@nettart4924]

I bet Katie forgets which era she is in when she gets high and accidentally asks the CIA for drugs

[@n3sr376]

3:44

[@iei2781]

Why do I see you on all ch videos?

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

The further I read, the quicker I realised what this was coming to. 🤣

[@Bald_and_Brown]

“If I stop talking about my area of academic study, did it even happen?”

[@onelusciouslad7841]

Your profile picture is so cute!

[@jdoefer]

Um actually, my college degree is very relevant to my life, as it should be since I will be paying for it until I die.

[@infamouscrusader3363]

That is the sad reality of many.

[@kunalwalavalkar4872]

Student loan?

[@zaribelle718]

You are a doctor aren’t you?

[@jdoefer]

@@zaribelle718 Engineer

[@jdoefer]

@@kunalwalavalkar4872 Many

[@1800renzo]

Critical thinking? Time management?! What nonsense words are these?

[@pleasegetoffofmyaccounttho1356]

I think its french

[@supernova582]

We we bonjour!

[@DA-bm2mj]

I'd love to have studied those while at university

[@MidwestToku]

Hello fellow ranger fan

[@Xivili]

10-4: we got another philosopher in the comments section

[@nettart4924]

Raph majored in Phys Ed? _That's_ why he was so quiet about it

[@tamasv9825]

I would be quiet about history and philosophy too those are useless too lol

[@maximohairwe2095]

@@tamasv9825 Well the one thing you can definitely do with those two is talk endlessly.

[@tamasv9825]

@@maximohairwe2095 truth

[@dropout]

IT'S A USEFUL MAJOR EVERYONE HAS A BODY

[@tamasv9825]

@@dropout i am a materisl engineer though😄 i am just jealous because i am way too fucking tired and stressed all the time.

[@Nathan-kw2hs]

This must be a US thing, i need my degree to prove i'm qualified for the field i want to work in

[@connor5187]

It’s not, it’s a comedy writer thing. Most people need their college majors. You don’t usually go to college if you want to do something you don’t need college to do

[@vincestewart32]

It depends on the feild, some like medicine and law require certification, but most basically just require that you either know what you're doing, or are a quick learner, that's about it. College can be a good way to prove that you know what you're doing or are a good learner, but often times the exact major you were doesn't really matter, it's mostly about proving to future employers that you have the fortitude to stick with something for an extended period of time.

[@taylorhillard4868]

a degree hardly even does that. I know many people who have gone through a full college education who know less than amateurs. you never really know how inept someone is until you give them a chance to dissapoint you.

[@MrGameadd1ct]

@@taylorhillard4868 Thats really depends on the subject. In programming for example you have a lot of amazing talented amateurs, but a lot of it really surface level. This is great if you are doing making small websites, and less so if you have a complex app that requires abstract data structures. If you wanted to start programming you could totally learn what you need to know online. If you want to rake in a massive salary, or make science based apps, you should pick up a math or cs degree.

[@zyaicob]

XD qualifications

[@drewm-r7249]

Engineering major: *Walks by* Everyone in conversation: .....

[@tanmaykhanolkar9045]

Definitely better than any of those in the video

[@DrQuak]

Was thinking the same thing as a physicist :-)

[@loor4753]

That marine biology degree was also pretty useful!

[@phillip2169]

Yeah because no engineer or physicist out there has switched careers. It would be better to say someone with a a clown degree walks by since they are all in comedy (Yes it's a thing)

[@DrQuak]

@@phillip2169 yes but there are approximately 3000 professional historians in the USA, compared to 171, 000 physicists and 1.6 million engineers. In comparison there are ~170, 000 history majors each year in the US, ~100,000 engineers and ~9, 000 physicists. So it takes 20 years to have enough physics graduates to replace every physicist 16 years for engineers, less than a week for history.

[@davidcastro5307]

Literally no one has ever learnt time management in college

[@maximohairwe2095]

What about all the deadlines you have constantly??

[@scotchegg4268]

@@maximohairwe2095 You mean the assignments you have for a month but don't start until the night before it's due.

[@dropout]

i definitely learned time mismanagement

[@NickCoppolaNFL]

Facts, procrastination is a VERY hard thing to get rid of lol

[@lucianovargas479]

I definitely have learned that I can desperately cram through a book in a night and how to write 2k words in 3 hours.

[@rayflyers]

I completely understand how you guys feel. ...because I majored in psychology.

[@hendrik6720]

can you diagnose me for shits n giggles?

[@Psychopathicviewer]

Annnnnnnnnd here I am about to enter university and looking towards majoring in psychology

[@Mimzy66]

I mean majoring in psychology isn’t useless if the job you want is in the field of psychology... for example: educational assistant, psychologist, therapist, psychiatrist, and probably others that I just can’t think of at the moment

[@hugomventura]

Here take a seat tell me what’s your problem and I will listen

[@gotalotofpencils]

Same

[@AntoineBandele]

Um, actually... it’s called kinesiology.

[@frankchen4229]

or exercise science / physiology / biomechanics

[@capterson4]

As a philosophy major, I relate. As a modern language, I use my major a surprising amount.

[@tonycorrea6861]

"YoU CaN MaJoR In ThAt?" I feel attacked

[@FroggyBB]

@@10tailedbijuu it's a joke man.

[@ryansmock2717]

You should. It's a waste of time and money

[@Lux2Light]

I listened to this video many times and couldn’t figure out what he actually said. What was his major?

[@harlowbp9973]

@@Lux2Light Phys Ed (Physical Education)

[@margaridaferreira6613]

@@Lux2Light same, I had to turn the subtitles on

[@NewMessage]

The most valuable thing I learned in college was how to force yourself to attend class with a 0.15 blood alcohol level.

[@lionelcastellan]

New Message is that a lot? I know the ballmer peak is somewhere between that

[@thelining4078]

so, you’re proud to be an alcoholic.

[@chemistrygaming7152]

I guess u should have chosen a useful major instead of gender studies

[@MrGamelover23]

@@chemistrygaming7152 A person's major is only as useless as they are.

[@dropout]

doesn't seem that hard tbh

[@brandonb4742]

someone says something in a romance language me: I K N O W L A T I N

[@gingergoose2319]

Brandon B me: I can figure out some Latin words and phrases cuz I’m decent at Spanish

[@brandonb4742]

@@gingergoose2319 Bona Fortuna

[@doomguy2738]

The “philosophy major” sounds more like a classics major that took a semester of ancient greek philosophy...

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

Philosophy major sounds like a good drinking buddy, cuz philosophy is everything i am good at when I'm drunk... and a little contest would be fun -Engineering Major

[@pastelboba2865]

Wait, we were supposed to learn time management in college?

[@norefunds4731]

I thought my degree was just a conversation starter. I probably knew less when I got mine.

[@allenshiah7606]

I think that's elementary stuff. I've never learnt it tho. Bad student.

[@losada4852]

@@norefunds4731 what was it?

[@unnamedtheanonymous763]

i learnt that, in like....... never

[@devonlawton1149]

I mean . . . it's news to me. As I sit here procrastinating writing the first chapter of my senior thesis, which is due in a week

[@armaanbamzai2256]

boys. B O Y S. they're obviously flirting with her.

[@mossgoblin4206]

Armaan Bamzai underrated comment

[@clintonlogan1899]

Thank you i was waiting for someone tto tell her. To shut up it had to be the bro

[@kobekoala1626]

Love how Raph's character was trying to sound smart when he was the one who didn't know the Eiffel Tower was in Paris

[@crowhaveninc.2103]

"It's only 4 years of your life!" *Laughs in eternal student*

[@nuloom]

If I see Katie on the thumbnail, I always click. Her roles are always so good

[@dropout]

Have you seen kingpin katie?!

[@nuloom]

@@dropout nope, but I sure will watch it once exams end! What a great way to start the holidays..

[@breadfan_85]

Yes. Katie is the heart and soul.. and mind and body of this show. It didn't become good until she arrived on the scene, and will cease to be once she has departed. Hopefully Ally will still be here though. Raph is good too.

[@sayyidf.b.6378]

"...And even toothpaste" That face she makes as she closes the books.

[@shuaigay]

it was the funniest part of the video xbbxnwkw 0:57

[@stolensentience]

new covergirl wet slicks fruit spritzlers yes easy lmao

[@RazorTreewise]

And now please give me a 4 hour version of ally lounging on a couch in a toga philosophizing, I´m all here for that

[@jordanpokorney]

"The mediator between the head and hands must be the heart" - I see you Metropolis reference For you see, I was a cinema studies major

[@stellachen8335]

I feel like Ally actually majored in philosophy... she just has that vibe

[@gitanafox9852]

For realz

[@teagan_p_999]

I think that was mentioned in Total Forgiveness...

[@cho7879]

I think I heard in the podcast they majored in theology

[@casahasa0603]

At least now I know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[@anonymouscommentor411]

@Crystal Kanashii I've heard the expression too. I think it has to do with the fact that the mitochondria is where mostly all the ATP is produced from glucose (or some other sugar depending on the cell) in cellular respiration. This is because the Krebs cycle and more importantly the electron transport chain takes place in this organelle, and so a lot of ATP is produced by the mitochondria and are used in energonic reactions to support cellular functions. Thus, I think "power house" of the cell is somewhat accurate as it is the main organelle that provides ATP to be used in energonic reactions in a cell. This is the short answer I know from my grade 12 biology class I took last semester.

[@MatesMonchis]

​@Crystal Kanashii When some random bullshitter comes to tell me that he can help me with my chronic fatigue by giving my cells more energy through Reiki, I will tell him "Stop! Reiki is not the powerhouse of the cell, mitochondria are! Therefore you are a scammer. QED"

[@DrQuak]

Isn't that what determines how powerful you are in the force? :-)

[@esbeelavallee2568]

Crystal Kanashii One of my professor in biology study mitochondria in mussels. She told us really interesting things about it. Things in biology are useful if you study them. If not it’s either interesting but you don’t know what to do with this information, boring, easy to forget, or just too much information to learn by heart before your exam and your head is exploding. This is biology.

[@Adam-g01]

Don't secondary schools teach that

[@clairvaux8459]

Raph: Cruised through college not caring about their studies The other three: Gave their all during their studies and salty that none of it mattered in their chosen profession

[@jukelly64]

If you work at getting a job in the field of study you majored in, then yes, your major matters. Otherwise, I completely agree.

[@elmateo77]

With how much college costs these days, getting a degree if you don't plan to get a job in that field is pretty stupid...

[@norefunds4731]

They're all successful comedy writers? .....nevermind.

[@Mucinsh]

Was loking for this comment.

[@dropout]

fair burn

[@aeonjoey3d]

savage but also funny and i'm sure they took it well after going fetal

[@raventhorX]

Which part is the joke? Successful, comedy, or writers?

[@mjstory1976]

This would never happened if Raph LEARNED ABOUT MONUMENTS AROUND THE WORLD 😡

[@dropout]

this comes up quite a bit actually

[@mahranislam3554]

@@dropout o

[@adamwelch4336]

Right it's basic knowledge if he didn't want to be annoyed by them he should have use his brain!

[@adamwelch4336]

@Hoàng Nguyên exactly!

[@BleachFan2588]

@@dropout I'm disappointed you didn't mention that they could ask Raph this via discord if you subscribe to dropout for the low price of some money which is a social invention and as such unnecessary, meaning you can afford to subscribe

[@saffodils]

i would love it if people brought out all their knowledge from their majors more in conversation, tho, like a) you get some really deep conversations and b) it's so cool to talk to ppl about things they're passionate about

[@FatherVisa]

I swear that Ad I never get tired of seeing. Probably my favorite.

[@SchoolDeskInk]

I'm currently in college... You have confirmed my worst fear.

[@thermalghost3027]

Mine too, shit this is scary

[@darkpaw1522]

It depends on your major. Obviously, if your major's turnover rate is anything less than 60k starting DON'T TAKE IT. Unless you really are that passionate about it. Take guranteeed good 9nes like Medicine, Law, or engineering. Stay away from debt trap degrees like Bussiness (except Accounting), Criminal Justice, English, Liberal Arts, theater, etc.

[@MSTechie]

Same, as a bio major I’m hella stressed rn

[@Rert]

@@darkpaw1522 What if you live in a country with free tuition?

[@SurfingTubes]

Get out while you can, it's a scam. Don't "major" in anything that's not in the phone book. The real world....

[@midtemperature]

would have been so much funnier if Raff's major was debate since he was arguing the whole time!

[@jaymo6213]

Wtf is a debate major?

[@scotchegg4268]

@@jaymo6213 Law

[@IAmJeka]

Sam's thought

[@midtemperature]

@@scotchegg4268 oof I've been proven dumb once again

[@Grim1408]

If you major in debate... does that make you a master-debater

[@nobledonkey17]

I honestly love Katie in videos like this

[@MaxOakland]

I like it when people tell me different facts. I enjoy it

[@wooof.]

Lol but I didn't learn time management skills Ralph

[@chapsticker]

that’s valid

[@Rita-kx3yr]

But I can cram like a mofo

[@Italsik]

Heh, try taking a major that has a board exam and preferably in a school that focus on them. Cause I dunno if it's just my college but fudge am I changing my life just to be alive. XD

[@wooof.]

@@Italsik not to be rude but what is a board exam

[@Italsik]

@@wooof. wut. 0_0 Everyone in my place learned it since they were kids. As Google-sensei put it: "a set of tests you take to be allowed to work in a particular area". It's like for example accountancy, to become a CPA, you need to pass the board exam. I mean you can work without it but even after working hard, without that CPA in your name you will have hard time promoting to the point that a kid who just got in the entity might have higher chance of getting promoted than you just because he has CPA on their name. Quite surprise to hear someone who doesn't know board exam as almost all on demand jobs like medicine fields and engineering has one. Abd in my place a dream of most.

[@HardcoreGamer4Ever]

"You can major in that?" - The philosophy major

[@sabellaretha]

Basically useless in real life aka work.. 😂

[@quincyconnors9391]

@@sabellaretha Correction: It is useless for what the ones in charge want you to do, not for what you want to do.

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

@@quincyconnors9391 What do you want to do with your Philosophy major? - Engineering major

[@swiftybru6561]

i would watch a whole series of this

[@hamzaahmad1345]

Simply Amazing..... I enjoyed every NANOSECOND of this.

[@mdempsey7128]

I grow tomatoes for a living. I went to college for emergency services communications. 🤷‍♀️

[@StimulatorCam]

If there's ever a large scale tomato related disaster I expect to see you on CNN.

[@jordanhicks5131]

You're wasting your life. Grow tomatoes for a hobby and get into emergency services, unless you are working for Monsanto or other agribusiness giants that can actually help you get ahead in life instead of a bunch of farmers market hippie losers.

[@sarawatson8756]

then why did you go to college? or at least why did you get the degree then do nothing with it? this is why i don’t understand this debate.

[@jordanhicks5131]

@@sarawatson8756 these are people who weren't serious about higher education to begin with. That's why they pick garbage/bullshit majors or dont do anything with their major if they happened to get it in something relevant. They didnt lay out a plan for themselves, they decided to wing it and end up throwing away money.

[@mdempsey7128]

jordan hicks. I sell at multiple farmer’s markets from Toronto to the Kawarthas. I assure you that I’m doing quite well for myself.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Nobody cares about your major" Me: Nobody cares about me in general

[@danver5622]

F

[@the-Mina]

ill do you one better: nobody cares about the world.

[@alfiea1211]

Relatable

[@dominiclyncourt7455]

Rip

[@dropout]

we care about you, and you are not just some guy without a mustache, you are OUR some guy without a mustache (try to work on the no mustache thing though it makes your mouth look too big)

[@Mr3xac7]

I actually like when someone brings up interesting facts.

[@sarahk.8473]

I just graduated from marine biology and I also spout useless facts... I was not expecting such a personal attack

[@ceciliaC3C1L1A]

Same haha, almost the same here, major in biology, high five!

[@sharif47]

Or you can become like Stephen Hillenburg who made an entire kids' show with his knowledge on marine biology. Edit: I'm talking about SpongeBob.

[@laurahuynh8333]

Md Shariful Islam 1604064 RIP Stephen Hillenburg

[@xand9554]

He majored in Marine Biology and made the main character an actual kitchen sponge. Love him though

[@loganricherson3749]

@@xand9554 I believe that this was more due to the network forcing them to and also because it's still a kids show and kitchen sponges are more identifiable for children. However, Spongebob's parents are real sponges

[@Lucyboker]

I’m in college right now, and this made me feel weirdly okay

[@smolsoph4094]

@Enoch William talking like what???

[@zachburwell3065]

@Enoch William lol what?

[@MrNightpwner]

@Enoch William did you say, soy boys? 😂😂 gtfo

[@Celilochan4ever]

Enoch William and what gives you the right to pull up on your high horse and police the way she speaks? You sound like an incel- it’s “not cute”and “try hard”.

[@johnnyvivic8730]

@Enoch William Well it's working, so go away.

[@saramecoolsuper]

Great timing, I was just choosing what I want to major in

[@pegleg00]

I love Katie. Need more Katie!!

[@jamaalwatkins1538]

❤😂❤😂❤😂 I would LOVE to sit around drinking coffee and having a conversation with a group of comedy writers that includes their majors!! LOVED this one!!

[@dropout]

hey thanks jamaal

[@dancalf]

Agreed! I've found that asking someone about their major at a party is an excellent solution when you don't want to find an actual subject to talk about in a party. XD Really though it is very interesting to understand other majors when people take the time to explain them.

[@jamaalwatkins1538]

I was told for years that I was a treasure trove of useless trivia. I would've been right at home in this video!! 😂😂😂❤

[@Jay-zt1pq]

Congratulations to Zach on being in the latest key and peele!

[@jayblack5231]

Josh hate to break it to you but that was a repost of a video that came out about 4 years ago

[@Jay-zt1pq]

@@jayblack5231 I was unaware, but my point still stands. It's pretty cool in my opinion 😎

[@dropout]

420 special was very good thank you josh

[@alien9279]

best skit in a while, I love it :D

[@gerchmen]

Those are actually pretty fun facts!

[@georgemitchel23]

*YOU CAN MAJOR IN THAT?* HAHAHAHAHA That killed me xD

[@julian27600]

Cliente Promedio what was his major?? I couldn’t understand it

[@theotas5509]

@@julian27600 physical education

[@martinmi7842]

100th like, your welcome also haha

[@salad5701]

you just had to drop this one while I'm having my finals and seriously considering dropping out of university.

[@BEPPEJHA]

Dude they r just the finals go on

[@salad5701]

@@BEPPEJHA yeah but it really feels like i'm wasting valuable years of my life

[@BEPPEJHA]

@@salad5701 if u are at ur first year drop it, but u have the finals, so just get that degree, no? I ve done 3 yrs university now i dont know what to do, if reset and start new, or continue with the same topic

[@infamouscrusader3363]

@@salad5701 What are you majoring in?

[@Nose4a2]

I love the reference to Metropolis from the Philosophy Major.

[@babylon4886]

I review continuity for a living and I appreciate the grape catch being one take. ^_^

[@tguerraew]

And Siobhan isn't in this sketch, yet she's versed in archeology

[@nettart4924]

*O H N O* _the philosophy majors are coming_

[@rorymcfarland7338]

I college majored to think, therefore I am.

[@oofym353]

The only philosophy majors i can stand are the stoic ones

[@loor4753]

S. McCallum Contrapoints is pretty amazing and she majored in philosophy

[@sethorama4702]

I feel attacked. I will now go read Nietzsche to fuel my depression.

[@rajagopalps8587]

i love katie's voice!!

[@ZundelArt]

I for one really enjoy people sharing factoids especially if it's from the subject they are honestly passionate about. Like what's not to like- you get to hear a cool fact abd they get to talk about something that interests them. Everyone wins!

[@moyjunjiejensen6431]

I thought Katie was Chemistry/Pharm major with all the drugs she is taking.

[@relariistheparadox221]

What about majors that require grad school like physics? That makes it go from 4 to 12 years, and becomes a major part of life and personhood [no pun intended]

[@jaypeaceandlove97]

It's so true because I've been in the physics game for almost 5 years and I'll probably use, learn and talk about for life

[@janiquafondue2843]

I think you would have to force your career into a research scientist or teacher. If you become best of the best you can get recruited to "private" research labs and the likes.

[@salazar1554]

@@janiquafondue2843 Physicists can often get high level jobs in the finance sector.

[@saammmy7]

I think they're kinda stuck in their collegehumor bubble where no one's major is related to their job and they're projecting this on everybody. This sketch doesn't apply to anyone actually working in their field of study

[@GHC3]

That's the misconception in the stem argument as the majors within the letter S, you have to go to grad school to really use them

[@funstuff81girl]

This seems like a fun conversation.

[@YourFriendlyInsuranceAdjuster]

Loved Ally in this!!

[@wooof.]

I know 7000x more useless song lyrics than info from my university course

[@karaigrayson8198]

True

[@dropout]

we only know ALL of the lyrics to tracy chapman's fast car.

[@karaigrayson8198]

@@dropout you guys are awsome

[@RijackiTorment]

@@dropout Oh great, now that song is stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

[@AldenteFettucino]

CollegeHumor : No one likes a know-it-all Also CollegeHumor : Um, actually...

[@adamlarus1]

This is so relatable that it hurts

[@lexcraftsandstuff1677]

But actually I love when people are fonts of knowledge that are outside of my day to day life

[@ninjanerdstudent6937]

Is this College Humor’s way of saying “we’re hiring new graduates”.

[@thomasking49]

2:35 “Où SONT des toilettes” “Toilets” are plural- I don’t think she actually took French

[@bencanuck]

The French was painful, in a funny way.

[@gianuellemaemangaya4423]

I actually learned things from this. Thanks!

[@Luvlenaa]

I had my headphones on and didn’t realized it was at full volume so when the intro came on it made me jump 😂

[@FarewelI]

0:55 Actually merely the name 'paper' is derived from the Egyption papyrus, but actual paper as we know in the form today was invented in ancient China... Guess Katie should have majored in something else

[@oscargordon]

Ally quotes from "Metropolis". Awesome!

[@darkmatterburger]

I love Katie’s sign off

[@yellowlarch]

I have a masters in marine science, and I will totally insert random ocean facts into conversations (but actually I love hearing random facts about history and other subjects too).

[@itsnerdo]

I got a neuroscience degree and this is literally me trying to tell people about the brain all the time

[@norefunds4731]

I have a degree in cognitive psychology. My friends do NOT like when I analyze things they do and say. And while I was still in college I never would have thought that my degree would translate into a job with FedEx.

[@panwaja]

@@norefunds4731 I mean, as the social beings we are, we typically like being percieved well... The transparency in the thought process kind of renders lying defunct, which is unsettling. It's also kind of weird when somebody analyzes you in this way because you feel predictable and it leans into the no-secrets thing

[@ms.rstake_1211]

I'm really getting my fill of Katie this week 😍🤗.

[@waterfallsdontsaymeow2917]

I would have been so into this conversation.

[@tiffguevara8364]

Damn. This hurts so much cause its so true

[@dinoxos]

I was wating for Raph's Major. I thought he could speak even more usefull facts :D . Good video as always.

[@JamoboBorg]

Tribology is the study of wear and tear caused by friction and its prevention using lubrication... I studied Mechanical Engineering

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

Same. Although I forgot most of it and only know random facts that are totally unhelpful. Like for instance, I know that the factor of safety that you need to consider while choosing a transmission belt is 0.7... What am I supposed to do with that information?

[@RijackiTorment]

@@hittingyouoverthehead Not blow up your car?

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

@@RijackiTorment I was actually referring to the belts used in manufacturing to run the machineries.

[@saammmy7]

@@hittingyouoverthehead Choose the right transmission belt?

[@waynehayes912]

I'm a Marketing major I learned that Listerine created the mouthwash industry by a false ad campaign with a fake disease called halitosis (extreme bad breath) and said Listerine was the cure. They did this because Listerine was originally intended to be a floor cleaner but it didn't sale well. so yeah that's why we now use floor cleaner to wash our mouths

[@A.I.generatedsongs]

Sacrebleu ! As a french girl, it's been a long time I didn't hear this word 😂 But you're so nice talking french Katie 😘

[@natalieeuley1734]

I majored in computer science and I am now a software engineer. I use what I learned in school every day Actually, no, I don't. I only use what I learned in internships. My classes were useless

[@matthewoconnor2742]

Comp Sci is weird. You think it would be applicable but most of what they teach in theory and most of what you use you learn on the job. Hopefully this gets better over the years

[@utuberaptor]

I feel personally attacked by this sketch

[@ithinklikeawesome]

To be honest I wouldn't really mind talking about somebody else's major

[@TheDamnBeast]

Depends. Soon after college, maybe. During your 30s it's true that there's nothing you could care less about.

[@anodosarcade7355]

Lol that's me See that house? Those are IONIC columns! Thanks college!

[@aidanderson53X]

Ngl I sometimes throw some of these random ass facts I know from youtube or documentaries when smoking and I"m just going on a tangent.

[@MistyLacrimosa]

I don't know why but the fact that Alie referenced Metropolis made me happy

[@chrisyoung5089]

There's technically 3 Statue of Libertys. 1 in France, 1 in New York, and 1 in Vegas.

[@norefunds4731]

The French give the best presents

[@RijackiTorment]

I have been lucky enough to see all three :) Though, I find it amusing you note 2 cities and 1 country. The third is in Paris, France, and made by the same artist/firm that made the New York one. There might be other copies in addition to the Vegas one, just not as "famous".

[@chrisyoung5089]

Thank you, I didn't know what city it was in only that it was in France lol

[@walrus3071]

Isn't there one in Luxembourg?

[@chrisyoung5089]

@@walrus3071 Just found out there is 8 didn't know that lol

[@jackbarman7063]

Philosophy majors FTW! We get that critical thinking stuff plus an extra helping and some skepticism.