No Species Will Forget The Day They Discovered Y Earth Keeps Warning Everyone To Leave Humans Alone!

[@madi4642]

Classified as "Just don't" species is quite fitting.

[@philipx2]

Too funny. Had laughing so hard.

[@valeriebland2642]

Fluppity-Flop! Hahahaha! Love it!

[@MultiTimelady]

I like how Mythbusters was referenced

[@goshring]

This is a fun and funny story. Well done. Gave me a big smile

[@marjiscriven9657]

Quantum entangled pizza delivery! Oh, yeah!

[@gwolfstahl]

"Grand Chancellor Floopity-Flop"

[@SumJrk]

Thanks! Your stories are all hilarious!

[@Chadyp82]

I needed this laugh.

[@Jenny-h8t]

When they describe humans it reminds of children.

[@Saboc44]

This is honestly my favorite one so far. I haven't laughed this hard in ages

[@mr.m7128]

Speaking of space and food, it would be cool to add small anti-gravity discs to the bottom of dishes so that it floats to you hahaha would be so cool

[@finnmcool2]

In the first place, it's Mostly Harmless.

[@RNMSC]

That was an update. The original entry in the galactic encyclopedia for the planet earth was 'Harmless.' It was only after Zaphod Beabelbrox visited the planet and submitted a recommendation to update the entry did it get revised to 'Mostly Harmless.' It's considered a significant update. (And yes, I've been called pedantic before. Why do you ask?)

[@finnmcool2]

@@RNMSC It was The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and Ford Prefect. You're right about the change to the entry.

[@dallintaggart482]

Need the form WD40

[@vDRACv]

Yeah we got to have that food truck thing going 😅 Where I live we have a food truck festival every Thursday

[@TheTePeHa]

These remind me of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

[@johntheherbalistg8756]

We gave their bureaucracy a UI mod 😂

[@Olaf-Lingen2023]

*bangs his head on the table* Somehow this reminds me definately on german bureaucracy. *laughs* And yes, the german bureaucracy can drive people into craziness ^^

[@Team.WorldTour]

As an Ausländer, I can confirm!

[@Olaf-Lingen2023]

@@Team.WorldTour The German bucreaucracy can even be funny. Sometimes they make the things more complicated than nessesary.

[@jamesogden7756]

Have you tried getting a driver's license at any DMV? In America? It's worse. I promise.

[@Olaf-Lingen2023]

@@jamesogden7756 A few months ago i had to make an application for Money by bureaucracy. That was a mess ^^ They wanted bank statements from the last 3 months...no problem...but NO from them, as 1, and i mean, litteraly 1 line! on the statements was missing so i had to get 1 older statement, which i had to pay for *bangs his head on the table*

[@iamdragonkrys]

Lmao 😂😅 so funny 😅

[@jasonbull6560]

Nietzche .

[@feralbluee]

How does this writer think of this stuff? (rhetorical question :). These stories are hilarious. If only we could do this to the upcoming 👹administration!!!!!!!!! 11.7.2024

[@chrishayes6359]

i heard extrm ironing is that shit real i have hread of it but belive it was a joke