No Straight Roads out of Context

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SPOILERS
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Original walkthrough: • Video

[@angerey_]

Woah guys holy shid thank you for 100k 😨😨😨 last week it literally was at like 90k so yeah thanks for all the support and funnee comments

[@zacharydr2613]

0:08 *Tatiana inhaled intensely* 0:09 With much effort, Tatiana announces, the letter “E”

[@governmentshugedick8735]

Damn E

[@ninjapotatolorf6237]

E E E E E E E E E E E E E E

[@stupidbluegoblin77]

My sense of humor is so broken! I keep cracking up at "E!"

[@emoweebthesimp]

*rush e flashbacks *

[@starspiritthedutchangeldra8140]

XDDD!! E-

[@severalcakes3267]

“Do robots get injured? How is he even coughing?” “I’M A CY-“

[@spleendamage]

2:05

[@rockoJaNocko]

I honestly died just hearing “s e x y-“

[@kalicarrido9166]

I can agree with that statment.

[@gothicnekogamer1759]

Me

[@Sipsipsippinonlambtears]

Also the body/hand movements. Out of the entire game, that was the most cringey and weirdest moment in the game. 1010 was so weird and trippy lol

[@reisenbunny1235]

Same lmao

[@bowlofsooup796]

1:55 , so funny for no reason

[@Bardometer]

0:19 "Simpletons!!" *starts dancing furiously*

[@MeloAvis]

LMAO

[@bill_cipher9861]

💀

[@DistaLatania]

*breathes* “SIMPLETONS!” *starts vibin*

[@sh-vn6ky]

“Simpletons!” [starts vibing]

[@plaidhatter1674]

The music in that fight, tho

[@cultishmagic3276]

- Calls 2 people "Simpletons" - Starts vibing - Doesn't elaborate

[@Joebama87]

That caught me so off guard I can't stip laughinghelp 💀💀💀

[@moon3117]

Mood

[@jaxoningram2044]

Drums - the best line in the game

[@sasakidotorg]

“Hello? Do you not get what it is meant to represent?!” “Uh... no?” *_”AU-“_*

[@retrowave4050]

My last brain cells during the final exam

[@angerey_]

what

[@angerey_]

Bitch you never answered me

[@wildchild136]

@@angerey_ Am I good enough?

[@crybabybf1990]

D R U M S

[@eztli7906]

0:15 “If I could see your face, id punch it.” *FEAR*

[@thewiglesswonder]

*"I'M A CYB-"*

[@gizaisaloser7426]

"... WHERE ARE YOU GOING?"

[@natyoboi5191]

i am sorry for accidentally disliking your comment, so here's a like

[@JustACatto]

1:48 "Child..? We're going against a kid?" "Um.. that sounds-" *Piano crashing onto the ground* AA- Edit: Haven't seen this video in a while, thank you for the likes! :D

[@mablepaynemp]

... *S e x y .*

[@sir_soaper_J_soapington_III]

@@mablepaynemp .. "oH nO-"

[@martycutekirby7538]

Uh.... How should I.... Nevermind

[@Tina-pl7qi]

S E X Y

[@KP-ui1rv]

1:44 "You Angry!" *"AAAAH"*

[@doclovebugg7340]

EWAH

[@SigmaAlphaRizzler_Skateboard]

>.>

[@goodbye3175]

Eeeeeehhhwaaaaah!

[@dogerthedog9905]

2:44 *YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL!*

[@DoXto1234]

Oh no eve gone to Brazil

[@drag0nerd]

1:48 This part had tears running down my face for the first time in *years*

[@angerey_]

Haha good to hear

[@sS0O0L]

that sound- *dies

[@closetskeleton2432]

LITERALLY

[@fedyfabuh3100]

1:50 we'll be going against a kid? That sounds- *crash* SeXy-

[@prettyfish6747]

🤭😂💀

[@donnamitsuki281]

This is surprisingly funnier when you do know the context

[@areyouarealvillain5684]

i now want to play this game

[@angerey_]

you gotta

[@angerey_]

you get to fight children

[@areyouarealvillain5684]

@@angerey_ hmm ok

[@tocringeproductions3982]

Same here

[@AvianZone]

@@angerey_ Pfft, sign me the fuck up

[@FunkyFreshYT]

Mayday: **Going through every emotion imaginable** Zuke: 😀🥁

[@the_honored_one_06]

Everyone: (Minding their business) Rin: *S e X y~* 🤖 | \ \ | | - -

[@ItsDanbo]

Welcome to No Straight Roads, We Have: - zucchini - mayday mayday!!! "What, oh yeah..." - professor who wants to bring out hit mix tape - hatsune miku - literal child - BTS - 2/3rd Neopolitan icecream woman - angry woman - DK WEST, who is our man, he's the best

[@neutralcloud987]

Whos zucchini

[@Morozov_121]

In order: Zuke Mayday DJSS Sayu Yinu 1010 Eve Tatiana DK West

[@nathena3931]

@@Morozov_121 Switch Kliff for DJ Subatomic Supernova.

[@Morozov_121]

@@nathena3931 i meant like from the main comment what character order he did-

[@nathena3931]

@@Morozov_121 Yes, I know.

[@fever1]

“Simpletons!” Starts to groove

[@KK-ku4rd]

1:48 A child? We’ll be going against a kid? That sounds- * Yinu.exe has stopped working *

[@crunchyhoe637]

1010: s e x y

[@danielleedwards1055]

Mayday:Oh no! He's no longer handsome and sexy and gentenmanly and- Zuke:"GOOD.

[@phantumpboi5115]

Neon J: AaaAaAagh!!!

[@KATZtheCatt]

"Do it then, *DO IIIIIT* !"

[@kerryannemacdonald8893]

0:37 Sims while you're designing them

[@martycutekirby7538]

I agree, I play Sims 3/4 and the Sims in the sim editor are just: *S T A Y*

[@thethingy_doublet]

“The... R word? You mean re-“

[@angerey_]

yes

[@morticiamourning9990]

All I heard was rrrrrr so I jokingly said ape

[@angerey_]

redditor

[@SoraGXC]

reddit

[@zanefylnty1690]

Tard

[@Camphreneas]

Mayday: “Zuke…if I can see your face, I’d punch it” Zuke: *_*face of pure terror*_* I wanna say more of my favorite parts here, but basically the whole video is my favorite part XD

[@MaimaiKuroshiro]

Poll with 5 options: **exists** Everyone: 0:09

[@spleendamage]

lmao

[@parthernnixxart4623]

Zuke:You set my hair on fire. Eve:you’re still upset about that?

[@taurishell]

There is no way 3:23 HAD to be that smooth

[@DistaLatania]

“Aaa- Rock rulez, baby!”

[@rayaya6580]

2:44 perfectly cut screams

[@kirstenonic05]

0:08 THE SINGLE E KILLED ME And 1:47 Also you missed the opportunity for the lighthouse turning into a giant robot hand, or said giant robot hand flicking away a satellite

[@emoweebthesimp]

hello fellow jooj fan

[@kirstenonic05]

@@emoweebthesimp Hello hello!

[@wotahcatto8914]

@@kirstenonic05 joseph joestar!!!!?!!

[@angerey_]

wait fuck smh you're right, maybe ill make a part 2 or smth

[@kirstenonic05]

@@angerey_ Well, if you do I'd be delighted to see it :)

[@bill_cipher9861]

3:45 here you can punch Kliff as many times as you want

[@DistaLatania]

Smooth af. Tatiana punched so hard, she turned the Tower into a hand.

[@mariaysabella6745]

2:05 Zuke:do robots get injured? How is he even coughing? Neon J:I'M A CYBORG STUPID

[@DoXto1234]

1:44 when dk west said "you angry" and he just turned angry killed me 🤣

[@Ice13171]

Ngl, even with context. that moment with DJ Subatomic Supernova basically getting stretchy arms makes no sense

[@lunalgaleo1991]

It's a reference to spaghettification, which occurs in black holes.

[@Sillymanthatwearsabanana5]

1:05 what my bag of cheezits see before I take out 'a couple'

[@anastasia_852]

WHEEZE-

[@Morozov_121]

3:02 Tatiana: *Fights Mayday and Zuke* Also Tatiana: *EXPLODE*

[@martycutekirby7538]

Tatiana activated Minecraft® TNT and she died

[@evagarcia865]

i love how the climax of this game is basically just “angry simp tries to nuke the city because he got rejected”

[@spacebagelstudios7449]

Tatiana: _T-poses_ E

[@Friday1207]

“Do you just flaunt your hair all day?” “I play the drums.”

[@mathiaslienafa789]

*2:20** MEME REFERENCE*

[@danielleedwards1055]

Salt bay lol 😂

[@chaos871]

what did we take away from this? ..zuke plays the drums

[@lunalgaleo1991]

HIS NAME IS Zuke AND HE PLAYS THE Drums

[@MeloAvis]

2:57 NOOO, A *S M U D G E*

[@martycutekirby7538]

S m U d g e, the Villian of the ,,nooo a smudge" guy

[@buttlord5007]

I love the one clip where zuke looks like markiplier with the twitchy eyes

[@angerey_]

with the what what timestamp is that

[@buttlord5007]

@@angerey_ 0:17

[@isadalawatatloohh]

0:09 its either this is funny or my humour is broken

[@BN-zv7tn]

*Ê*

[@bill_cipher9861]

E

[@martycutekirby7538]

Tatiana presenting the newest news, letter "E"

[@mae_bloom]

Mayday be like: I’m out and also E

[@KatsyKat]

E

[@rulamantic]

0:19 SIMPLETONS! *proceeds to naenae*

[@lassnitron4834]

2:43 was my favourite part

[@MeloAvis]

UUUOIUUUUGGHH *gets suddenly sucked into brazil* A-

[@martycutekirby7538]

Perfect cut screams moment

[@5cWizzard]

2:43 Eve has been sent into the shadow realm

[@astralwyzard]

.........................................drums I give this video.... a ten out of ten...i guess u could say.......... a 1010

[@cookiegal7340]

All you did was point out why I love NSR. Time to go replay it lmaooo

[@plaidhatter1674]

A lit of these cutscenes were missing when I played the game. What did I miss

[@Tabby_CatMeow]

1:05 you spin me right round…

[@moon3117]

Ah yes my favorite Tatiana quote "E"

[@moon3117]

Damn never realized how much I actually like this series until just now- it... IT'S ONLY BEEN 6 MONTHS?!!?!!?!?

[@bl0ggsM4rbl00d]

Mayday: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! Tatiana: E

[@connorrice6854]

* T-poses * "𝙀"

[@yetravellingsonc8372]

"As real as your love for eachother!" "Ba-bump?" *_Adios_*

[@reefslider1]

(cool animation) *"E!"*

[@PotatoPlaysThePotatoQueen]

“The…R word?… you mean re-“ I felt that

[@sapphiresword6579]

IM SORY BUT "eat dirt, you piece of plank" is ICONIC.

[@sansbendarrien1208]

Universe:You can’t do this to me •thanos snaps• Thanos:I just did

[@RainStorm_5155]

Tatiana saying *E* is the best thing my ears have heard all day

[@kirbycallingdapolice4677]

1:51 ''that sounds... **A-**''

[@dannyballs0685]

my favorite part was when Tatiana went "E"

[@KUSU0C0LA]

0:11 me running away when im getting picked up early and theres a test

[@kingechatronii7379]

"Drums?" has exactly the same energy as "Bombs?"

[@J3ssAkar1n3ko]

Ah yes.. my favourite genre of music… E

[@dizzy4826]

I dunno what'cha mean, this explains the game perfectly-

[@mewssauce]

may running off stage made me lose it

[@melonoctoling]

ngl mayday running to Tatianna in the training sign up course is hilarious

[@grinbrothers]

1:48 - This (and it's fantastically timed followed up out of context moment) was the highlight of the video for me. For a good portion of the game, it really did seem like the NSR members May Day and Zuke were attacking were just getting younger and younger.

[@Saga_endever]

Me to other people when I learn how to kill everyone in the room: 0:19

[@alchemykamishiro]

I think Zuke plays the drums

[@lunalgaleo1991]

Are you sure?

[@goodbye3175]

Tatiana: E 0:08 Mayday: *proceeds to run* 0:10

[@Tyro_Dos]

"Simpletons!" *starts jamming*

[@maranescence]

No one: My computer right before my zoom classes: 1:01

[@redtiny802]

Even with context this game is crazy

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

I never played NSR but damn this looks really good, i can really tell a lot of love and care went into this game :)

[@martycutekirby7538]

1:27 Minecraft 1.18 moment when you use goat horn

[@aaqka]

DJSS: Simpletons. **begins to groove**

[@haymyellow1880]

drums

[@auselessartistcallsarah5428]

Yes Crayon D R U M S

[@haymyellow1880]

@@auselessartistcallsarah5428 *d r u m s*

[@auselessartistcallsarah5428]

FUCKING DRUMS HELL YEAH

[@haymyellow1880]

@@auselessartistcallsarah5428 HELL FUCKING YEAH!

[@auselessartistcallsarah5428]

YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[@ShiroAisan]

the storyline for this game was so good >.

[@Montesama314]

This looks like it would be great as a Studio Trigger animated feature. The guys who did Panty and Stocking, Kill la Kill, and other works.

[@Fionacle]

I’m so upset at my copy of NSR because every time I do the 1010 fight Zuke’s “Good.” just. doesn’t exist. May says her line and there’s no response. I always fill in for him tho

[@angerey_]

do you have the switch version?

[@saltypretzels290]

Nobody: Tatiana: E

[@snottodagobbo4168]

Man, I was playing the switch version and it wasnt updated, so I had cutscenes that were just talking animation and talking sound later and lower quality and I laughed so hard when it happend, I love that game.

[@jonathonsirlord8251]

0:08 MARKIPLIER:E MAMA!

[@famigliacontardidangelo8058]

I just love when Tatiana just woops the evil guys face and returns to be chill about it

[@-thisma-1248]

- Rock rulez, baby ! - Eat dirt, you piece of plank. - :(

[@wotahcatto8914]

2:18 SHE STRAIGHT UP SALT BAE AHSHHSHE

[@Ghostguy693]

Man The mere fact that they were actually covered in confetti at the end makes me sad I played the Switch version

[@N1mbu5]

"I Play The Drums"

[@ImAFidgetSpinner]

I LAUGHED ALOT AT THIS 1:53

[@martycutekirby7538]

When your computer crashes:

[@ImAFidgetSpinner]

@@martycutekirby7538 OH HELL NAW DAWG 💀💀💀

[@martycutekirby7538]

​@@ImAFidgetSpinner sadly I say Y E S as an forks 💀🍴

[@ciara.eason13]

I frickin love the art style in this game! 😍🤩

[@AnthonyMtheGamerArtist]

This video's loads better if you know the context because the punchlines punch you in the funny bone hard.

[@anomaly_7993]

0:00 “Drums”

[@gameroryx1235]

"Ohhh yes, yes, yes." 1 sec later *SHE SLAPS KLIFF ONTO DA SPACE*

[@lazysanimation4037]

“E“ -Tatiana 2021

[@justarandomperson9573]

ah yes, speedrun

[@whiteangel9402]

this is why I love this game

[@lilywolfdragon2465]

Literally this is the perfect video to watch or show to anyone you want

[@novicetim6138]

Got a game called "no straight roads" I'm surprised that the main duo are straight

[@panwasap7]

1:52 My favorite part