No, You're NOT A Gamer (CopyPasta)

[@AleksLe]

hi gamers, i did not write the post in the vid, i only VOICE ACTED it because it was such a funny take. here's more screaming funny content you might enjoy: kzbin.info/www/bejne/p568lYl_jrp9qas

[@TimJBucci]

That effort.... at the caps lock... was worthy of them ending in "!"

[@l1zzypoo]

Ur a little bit late lol

[@eteled_7777]

"i did not write this" And so? Who cares about your robot fanfiction, you legit write those, frick off

[@eteled_7777]

nobody cares

[@MischieviousJirachi]

@@eteled_7777 Dude calm down

[@moshedmedia467]

The typing: "That's nothing," The voice actor: "THAT'S NOTHIINGG!" It fits better ngl

[@goodday3185]

Dumbledore said calmly.

[@omarpikm2101]

THAAATATHAAAAAATAS NOOOOOTHIAAAAAAAANGE

[@VlidOnTheLead]

@@goodday3185 I think you put you're name in goblet of fire.

[@maddaasyafaputra9117]

DATS NATEEEEENG

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

I like how he's voice switch to different person this guy could voice any character

[@harmoen]

I assume he's a super wholesome teammate who stays calm when he doesn't win

[@pickleBOB405]

💀 💀

[@sarii_p1697]

I imagine he types ggwp at the end of his matches

[@ma.2089]

I also assume he takes accountability for when he costs his team the game, and doesn’t blame/scapegoat on others

[@pancakes4795]

i assume that this person goes outside frequently and has lots of friends!

[@mangyo7675]

Calm and reasonable person, just like Kratos

[@gametram6139]

The “DEAR WOMEN” of this being delivered with that specific tone perfectly encapsulates the energy of this guy.

[@psfmEnvixinite]

"DEER, WEMEN."

[@Axodus]

"DEAR ALL WOMEN"

[@mattgroening8872]

Deer women 😍😍😍

[@bwu45]

@@mattgroening8872????

[@thesyndicatebruh]

​@@mattgroening8872whoa brother whoa whoa whoa you got too much dip on your chip

[@JogVodka]

Light Yagami but instead of finding the Death Note he finds a copy of Halo 2 on the floor

[@chocoro29]

he kills his victims with heart attacks, not from the death note, but from screaming racial slurs at them in call of duty

[@legitusername-zl7to]

yagami backwards is imgay

[@Guilty-Gearer-Does-Things]

​@@legitusername-zl7toUm actually it's Imagay

[@DaKingKayden]

​@@legitusername-zl7to you mean "im a gay" cuz that seems to make more sense

[@destroyer-clashroyale6918]

I came here after watching the Light clip

[@Champiness]

“Also DEAR WOMEN” hit me like a piece of shrapnel from a distant factory explosion

[@jabby6709]

god I love oddly specific comments like this they radiate such cryptic energy

[@jamie150741]

@@jabby6709 very well worded

[@Liam-fd4uh]

I'm using this simile next time I get the chance

[@slimeplayz164]

A good original comment

[@aliathif7778]

shit hit me like i was jumped by Jack The Ripper in the 1700's

[@FilosofiadiCazzeggio]

This has high Light Yagami having a Kira breakdown energy

[@ExceedRed]

Well I mean this is Zenitsu’s English VA

[@themustardman219]

More like Akechi having a psychotic breakdown.

[@broboy8788]

This reminds me to much of Nagito Komeada

[@juliamavroidi8601]

Death Note where everything is the same, but instead of criminals Light is killing "fake" gamers

[@akirakure6474]

@@themustardman219 agreed

[@santhoshsridhar5887]

"Mario is not a real game" Can't disagree with that, he's a character.

[@SpudChickenSaltedChips]

That was the first thing I thought when I first read this.

[@ADeeSHUPA]

@@SpudChickenSaltedChips uP

[@majaaaaaaaaaawith10as]

Also a game *series*

[@thegamingsack]

@@ADeeSHUPA DOwn

[@sweetgherkinz]

hah take that

[@anameofmine]

I remember watching this when it came out and thinking "akechi" 3 years later and he voices THE MAIN CHARACTER OF PERSONA 3. WHAT

[@plvto1]

IKR?

[@luqaas]

EXACTLY 😭 Thats why I came back

[@DarkF4lcon]

Who is Atoshci?

[@Ansytea]

SAME I JUST REALIZED ITS THE SAME GUY 😭😭😭😭😭

[@essonyoutube]

AND SUNG JINWOO???

[@nervumadmin3738]

"Who is your favourite villain?" "Real gamer"

[@Phyro123]

No replies wow

[@DistractB]

@@Phyro123 r/beatmetoit

[@Phyro123]

@@DistractB XD

[@emmahollow8898]

@@Phyro123 cringe

[@DistractB]

@@emmahollow8898 shut

[@idiotz__slapshua9019]

The fact that u are actually amazing at voice acting and are making these make it even funnier

[@notren2967]

He IS Zenitsu's VA so I don't judge why

[@cagedcorvid]

@@notren2967 im now going to imagine Zenitsu saying all of this thanks

[@aresx3749]

Reminds me of Akechi Black Mask

[@majoraccident1924]

Kinda reminds me of Nagito Komaeda

[@Jvaleezy]

@@aresx3749 Someone should animate him saying that to like futaba or something

[@luisgonzalezramos4111]

"Stardew Valley os not a real game" Yoba took this personally

[@noctysm1530]

I hope to Yoba he didn't post that on a friday

[@Emihana]

Felt

[@LilyCandyPop3658]

They said Stardew Valley is a game that didn't require skill, they havn't tried fishing in it yet.

[@CENB71]

It's a work sim

[@Me-io3wg]

@@LilyCandyPop3658 wait until you see those stupid goddamn legendary fish

[@ParakeetDSi]

Imagine Makoto breaking character and going on this rant

[@adriansrsa90]

Its canon, this is his reaction to Junpei not having a PS2

[@shiku6901]

​@@adriansrsa90what Innocent Sin Online does to a mf

[@warlordofbritannia]

The one thing he cares about is

[@nordicohahah]

WHOO

[@royaltinman2226]

Eiji ranting to Ichiban about Dragon Quest

[@LOREWITHBLAZER]

I swear each video Alex post the more insane he gets

[@someguywholikesanime745]

Wow you really are everywhere man.

[@deadaccountlol340]

im starting to see you more 👀👀

[@JosueEMiranda]

its been a while since Ive seen Batman 2004 and even longer since ive heard of everywhere man

[@origamipein18]

At this point, I'm starting to worry about him. :(

[@chainuser7401]

ikr

[@beewilson5555]

For a second I thought it was over, but then this guy came back in with "DEAR WOMEN" and sent me into cardiac arrest

[@AlphaC0re]

Dear women, because only women play Pokémon I guess (???)

[@euanlough8242]

Sorry I can't like cos 420 LOL

[@JMPD478]

@@AlphaC0re lol some play others

[@erniemaemalle1244]

@@AlphaC0re i play purble place

[@AlphaC0re]

Can’t believe I have to explain this, but in my reply I was satirising the gatekeeper in the video

[@webbywebster7646]

I shut down when he hit me with a “DEAR WOMEN”

[@watermelonbee2609]

fr

[@watermelonbee2609]

@Lalogue No...

[@WookJnr]

@Lalogue Only poopoo heads get laid.

[@xShadowsOfChaos]

DESTROYED by facts and logic

[@Diamoondust]

ikr lmao great va

[@chillycandle2007]

Alternate Title: Makoto Yuki loses his shit about gamers.

[@winster32]

*posted in the Apex 420 fri-*

[@senny-]

What Innocent Online does to a mf

[@JustAFishBeingAFish]

Who?

[@JustAFishBeingAFish]

@chinsaw2727 wow good for him

[@royaltinman2226]

Or Eiji

[@Deathranger999]

“That’s nothing” Dumbledore said calmly.

[@Maukiki]

*DAS NOTHAAAANG*

[@tomsvideohole8894]

underrated comment

[@ShitpostingJoJo]

Lmao 😂

[@VB-ob6vz]

0:23

[@TLJM_DKS-A1200]

Book vs Movie

[@bapehd7717]

This guy put his actual body and lungs into this performance, gmfd

[@MiyuuisSleepy]

He's an actual voice actor so it's to be expected

[@chlozentimes]

He’s an incredible voice actor

[@Entei707]

@Atua is Watching duh i knew that

[@MiyuuisSleepy]

@@Entei707 Aleks Le It's literally the name of the channel

[@rurumuhelsi5561]

this sounds like it’s more than just a performance. and that’s the best part

[@mrsokolov8954]

"The most oppressed group of them all: *GAMERS* "

[@niko3612]

**floats**

[@TheNightWatcher1385]

Yes

[@farrtlol]

STOP I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS😭

[@Alizadaaaaa]

*Glass breaks*

[@Damsel_In_Distress_528]

T-Pose Pride!

[@MelCMlol]

The text: Thats nothing 😐 His voice: THATS NOTHINGGG!!!!👹👹

[@thepotatoportal69]

Exactly, this guy is NOT a real voice actor. NOT a real voice actor. If you don't say exactly what has been meticulously typed with a keyboard, exactly how it is written on your screen, you have no right to even THINK you are a voice actor. People are like "oh, I am adding my creative input to this text". You are a weak nobody who will never have nearly as much creativity and skill as the original writer. In fact, you will never even come close. Don't think your some kind of special "individual". You. Are. Nothing. Same goes for musicians. Same goes for dancers. Same goes for live actors. Same goes for this very comment. Do not read this comment in your head or out loud with your own voice or creative spin, only read it with MY voice and MY accent and the way _I_ intended it to be read.

[@Nony_Amous101]

Oh yeah, you could tell he put his heart and soul into it.

[@GachaChroniclez]

😂

[@DaymanOurSavior]

THAEEAAATT'S NAHHHTHINGGGG

[@guti-xk4qf]

Why can i actually imagine zenitsu saying this if he was born in the 2000s

[@chainuser7401]

I’m replying because this is a verified acc so yeah

[@farisaniq1415]

Hey! A meme channel

[@VanillaTried]

@@had0j did you know, verified people also breathes.

[@Xedrie]

i am gaymer

[@glonkerdonker132]

"MARIO Is NOT a game" *mario is about to do something very illegal*

[@mylescoleman2493]

Yo momma

[@alitteraltrashcan9238]

@@mylescoleman2493 No

[@ahmedelbna6085]

*Y E S*

[@torram4388]

Nintendo: *Cease and desist*

[@mylescoleman2493]

@@alitteraltrashcan9238 oh no why so angry mario get you too?

[@cdn2002]

Straight up actually a villian monolouge

[@drawnwithlove3499]

New BNHA Villain leak? 😳

[@mutantsandmemes]

@@drawnwithlove3499 Shigiraki be like

[@Flxdup]

@@drawnwithlove3499 ugh that show succ

[@urakii]

@@Flxdup depends

[@lewis9s]

Akechi

[@heyfella5217]

Stardew Valley fans reading this after mathmatically calculating how many days it would take to grow a pumpkin in mid-fall before the end of the season using super-grow soil so they can give Abigail a pumpkin to carve with her mom:

[@pisspisser]

thats not a REAL game since you cant get into a mic and scream slurs 🙄

[@viktorthevictor6240]

​@@pisspisser Ikr?

[@lateniteamearlymornpm2675]

POV: Someone asked him if he played anything else other than a first person shooter/ battle royale game

[@SevensMarkedSeven]

Lmaooo

[@seebeyoundu]

@@SevensMarkedSeven oh god I would never thort rhat I would see that face

[@Merilirem]

That really does seem to be the only stuff left once people finish saying whats "not a real game". I mean seriously, they think fast twitch is all there is to gaming and also need competition or it doesn't count.

[@lateniteamearlymornpm2675]

@@Merilirem Spittin' nothing but FACTS

[@cillianwatters5619]

To be honest, besides Minecraft, Terraria and plants vs zombies all the games on my pc are fps games

[@TaxEvader75]

“Maybe not all donkeys should talk.” -Shrek

[@Phyro123]

XD

[@hirotakajiro4447]

You had me wheezing thanks.

[@chunky_kit-kat1343]

Damn, that’s a good quote, I need to use that more often

[@Kyumifun]

Lmao

[@macerunner4674]

XD

[@michaelouzts4290]

this isn't just gatekeeping, this is standing guard with heavy weaponry

[@returnedtomonkey8886]

It's a goddamn last stand. When the anime character decides to stay behind and hold off the evil pursuers so the good guys can keep going. HE'S HANGE FROM AOT! Except that can't be because hange is a woman. And WOMEN. ARE NOT. GAMERS. REEEEEEEEEE

[@StarboyXL9]

Sounds based

[@irafoo]

This isn’t just gatekeeping, this isn’t just a standing guard with heavy weaponry, it’s Fort Knox level security

[@jackdalton9133]

It isnt gatekeeping its just facts

[@bonnjust4001]

​@@jackdalton9133🤓

[@Gustavozxd13]

I really feel like I'm supposed to do a boss fight against this guy right after his speech ends

[@alexplaysandedits2356]

Agreed with you there.

[@Champiness]

He’s, like, suiting up and activating different weapons he’ll use in the fight as he progresses through the monologue

[@ryder1245]

And it will be easy to beat him, just open the windows

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

he is like the fakeout boss that dies immediately.

[@Hope-gf6lr]

The "DEAR WOMEN" HAD ME CRYING ON THE FLOOR

[@ceebad8985]

Lmao

[@noro329]

I mean he has a point tho

[@Hope-gf6lr]

@@noro329 ok lol

[@altafybrickbester]

Let me hug you

[@golucid745]

@@noro329 Wow, I never knew Mario wasn't a real game.

[@touchgrass7129]

that "DEAR WOMEN" was delivered with such pure fury it is commendable

[@Jake_The_Banjo]

To be fair, this guy is an actual voice actor. Makes sense that he's got insane voice acting skills.

[@akiravelicka8363]

Jokes aside, Jesus this voice acting is just unforgiving

[@LogansDarling]

Jokes aside, who tf says “Jokes apart”?

[@rem4.r]

@@LogansDarling this guy said it lol

[@izellaah]

@@LogansDarling imma start saying jokes apart

[@polkadi]

You can really feel that Gamer™ energy in his voice, it's amazing.

[@sanatoriumnugget6598]

Jokes apart? Are you stupid

[@jellybrain7320]

I love how you put maximum effort into making him sound like what he actually sounds irl!

[@achilles8023]

this is EXACTLY how i imagine people typing these out when i read them. mans put his entire being into this one copypasta

[@r8dio908]

i imagine a fat neckbeard with a lazy eye and a speech inpediement struggling to rant about how they're better than everyone else

[@r8dio908]

@@SquidSushi123 yes

[@yaelthehumanbeing]

exactly

[@Komododrag]

I adore your pfp

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

@@r8dio908 league of legends try hard

[@thespaceofades2734]

The idea of saying "DEAR WOMEN" is already really funny by itself, but the delivery here makes it even better.

[@pickleBOB405]

Lmaoo fr

[@TruBugz]

nice lancer pfp

[@ibis03]

​@@TruBugzfr

[@error-try-again-later]

You can really feel his rage at the idea of women enjoying things 😂

[@chairmeme6231]

The guy who wrote that probably has a ego so dense and purified that it counts as a element on the periodic table.

[@interstelllar1888]

Hey there buddy ! Pardon the intrusion but I’d just like to point out the fact that you’ve made one of the most perfect insults I’ve ever seen in my entire life and I appreciate it.

[@404-o9d]

My crystal ball says.. In the far future, this comment will bathe in likes.

[@kaiserbeaver1980]

I think this would've gone to r/murderedbywords

[@zachb4148]

He probably buys full price ea games and the cries about micro transactions

[@Toad-Bit_Games]

People like him are the reason that motor oil containers have a DO NOT INGEST label on them

[@warlordofbritannia]

Yukari: “Hey Door-kun, wanna play Mario Kart with me and Junpei?” Makoto:

[@masterblaster2678]

Now I want an animation of Makoto going "Dear Women" on Mitsuru, Yukari and Aigis and all the social links instantly reverse

[@warlordofbritannia]

@@masterblaster2678 I find your lack of Fuuka…disappointing.

[@masterblaster2678]

@@warlordofbritannia I was thinking they'd wail on him afterwards but fair enough, I will accept my retribution :

[@warlordofbritannia]

@@masterblaster2678 Turns out Fuuka is an *extremely* competitive Mario Kart player

[@ondururagittandeska2004]

"Come back to me when you play a real game like Innocent sin online"

[@TrollDude3]

Pokémon has grass. Animal Crossing has grass. The sims has grass. Mario has grass. Stardew Valley has grass. I think there's a pattern here.

[@Billbobs678]

Hmm

[@1mariomaniac]

Hmm

[@costalmole280]

Hmm

[@TimeTravelerJessica]

Severely underrated comment.

[@abox1942]

Hmm

[@pastro2798]

The voice acting is so incredible. It was done with so much passion. He read it like he had truly reached peak crazy. The final bits of his sanity fading out. In such a stark contrast to the ridiculousness of the comment. This video is perfect in every way possible.

[@khatunamezvrishvili6211]

AND THE FACT HE RECORDED IT IN 1 TAKE

[@scythee1596]

It’s the voice actor of Zenitsu if you watch it knowing it’s so much better 😂

[@regirock7313]

@@scythee1596 Zenitsu is a real gamer

[@jeremycotton4520]

Society

[@enhancemance803]

light yagami

[@francreeps4509]

The post itself was cringe but this guy sounded like he put his entire soul (and someone else's soul) into the screams and manic laughter. I am terrified.

[@jacksonperez5615]

It’s because he’s a voice actor

[@jacksonperez5615]

@@too-many-choices sounds about right

[@comradecrusade7417]

The post itself was ironic I'm pretty sure.

[@dragonwriterarts]

That's Zenitsu's English VA for ya

[@igotbanned3timesfromyoutub883]

He stole the second soul

[@TheGobMSM]

Bro, Berdly had enough💀💀💀

[@uncanalaleatoriouwu]

This

[@TheGobMSM]

This is a 6 month comment. Why did you come to it?

[@luckyinky7849]

​@@TheGobMSMtime means nothing to me

[@TheGobMSM]

@@luckyinky7849 nah.

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

Don't compare my man berdly to this fucker.

[@kaan61]

No joke this guys acting is terrifyingly good

[@HNY-B]

Oh fr

[@satanism_rocks]

@Mr. Bruh the King of Bababooey he is a youtuber he can't

[@Cabalex]

I swear this has cutscene energy lmao

[@salj.5459]

He's a pro voice actor, no jo'e

[@williamsonyenezi7139]

He also voices zenitsu english dub in demon slayer

[@Kenshin599]

"play something that requires challenge and skill for once" *Opens Candy Crush*

[@turnernator100]

"Mobile games are not real games."

[@HandlerTwentyOne]

*opens candy crush ON PC*

[@spookHX]

@@turnernator100 *OPENS CANDY CRUSH ON A KFCONSOLE*

[@peterdarker3863]

@@turnernator100 *OPENS CANDY CRUSH ON PS5*

[@nangboonleng6326]

@@peterdarker3863 *OPENS CANDY CRUSH ON SAMSUNG SMART FRIDGE*

[@keithmoussa1609]

1:15 Voice acting so raw and so intense he had to channel Toad into his body to convey the weight of this part

[@WaitIsThisAChoco]

PLEASE STOP IS 3 AM JUST NO-

[@PutyourMilkBeforeYourCereal]

HAHAHDJUXB W HAT

[@richardgibson8403]

HELLO DO YOU WANT SOME MACARONI???

[@chainuser7401]

HSJSHSJSJSK

[@somemadnessfan4763]

why does is everyone having strokes here?

[@moon3117]

I was imagining Akechi saying this until the dear women part

[@warlordofbritannia]

And then you didn’t need to keep imagining

[@gustavo_colombini]

yall dont get it, dudes just salty he didnt get a switch for christmas

[@spikey288]

Nah but in all seriousness if the only games you've played are on the switch, you aren't a gamer 😂

[@VALLMG.]

@@spikey288 Splatoon?? It Has Guns, Kinda

[@spikey288]

@@VALLMG. Splatoon?! Omg get outta here XD

[@macintoshcomputingdevice8016]

@@spikey288 Nah stop gatekeeping, you're a gamer if you enjoy video games, even on Switch.

[@spikey288]

@@macintoshcomputingdevice8016 I'm joking lol

[@glitchmaster2672]

just when i think it couldn’t get any better, “DEAR WOMEN” happens

[@jakobyarns4369]

s e x i s m u n l o c k e d

[@kingofhorses5745]

You can always tell how downhill it’s gonna go when they pull out the “dear women”.

[@majed4335]

Dey put wahmen in muh vidya gæm

[@SuperUmizoomi]

it's fake no one says that that kind of guy obviously would say 'dear females'

[@aaronshifty6954]

All the men rn who play Pokémon, Animal Crossing, Sims, Mario and Stardew valley: *non existent apparently*

[@alexandriteproductions6864]

Plot twist: this isn’t a copypasta, this is Aleks’s own post

[@kenpenny53]

How did you know

[@user-py2ov4lg3b]

@@kenpenny53 because its his voice you donut

[@Parker_Lot]

Zenitsu is an incel confirmed

[@username-zu1mf]

@@Parker_Lot yeah that was pretty obvious

[@ms.pirate]

Finally, i found the original to give comments and likes

[@artyzara1799]

The dedication to this was absolutely incredible. My respect for Aleks as a voice artist has just skyrocketed immensely.

[@WanderSeth]

You could tell he’s a fake gamer because there wasn’t a single slur

[@mushymcmushington7176]

wdym, he clearly said w*men.

[@cacophonousantiquarian8803]

@@mushymcmushington7176 *shudders*

[@ChaosRayZero]

@@mushymcmushington7176 He didn't say "females," "femoids" or "foids" though. 😛

[@TheRoseAlmighty]

@@ChaosRayZerom’lady

[@Based-Anti-Theist]

​@KazamKazoo Yes, but in a derogatory way.

[@dummkopf7981]

In fact, no. game. Is a real game. Im sick of people calling themselves "gamers" when all they play is video games. PUT DOWN THE CONTROLLER, AND PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE LIKE A REAL GAMER

[@night00glider]

I'M IN. To make it better, all of us takes insurance policies, then the winner gets insurance money of the loser.

[@smallchilde]

Nagito would be up for that

[@mycatisasupermodel4932]

Y e S

[@mycatisasupermodel4932]

@Zftenss wow so good

[@jdkittyssquad5533]

Can I still play with a nerf? I don't have a gun, only my brother's nerf that I stole.

[@syberdubno2394]

The fact that this is the official zenitsu VA makes it to much better

[@chainuser7401]

ikr 😂

[@escphant]

WWWHAT

[@itsmeagain3310]

I knew it sounded familer

[@himynameisoliver]

this explains the screaming

[@KyrosTheWolf]

Who's Zenitsu, I watched this video cause it was recommended

[@MynameisnotGraey]

1:24 Meanwhile competitive Pokémon:

[@NecrpotatoIndeed]

"sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers" The statistics show otherwise.

[@Unknown19.19]

when he said we all have 300+ hours i looked at i game i had played for 4 years with only 345 hours

[@Me-io3wg]

@@Unknown19.19 I know a dude who's been playing terraria since he was like 10 and he has like 400 hours, tf kind of time does OP have

[@Unknown19.19]

How old is he now?

[@Me-io3wg]

@@Unknown19.19 turning 16 in a couple of months

[@arcjacker2628]

Seeing these replies made me feel like a degenerate for getting 850 hours in Gary’s mod in six years

[@sopapopp]

"That's nothing", Dumbledore said calmly

[@autumn64fromdeltarunechapter3]

"Mobile games are NOT. REAL. GAMES." Dumbledore said as calmly as possible

[@tvgirllover127]

Nice genya pfp

[@sopapopp]

@@tvgirllover127 thanks, yours is nice too 👌

[@IBL15]

Lmaooo

[@cavejohnsongaming1972]

“Mario is not a real game” without Mario we wouldn’t be here Edit: Mario brother turtle lizard combat portal two

[@riccc_3996]

Kinda no but yes

[@amongoose402]

@@riccc_3996 yes*

[@RudeusFM]

@@riccc_3996 actually, yes, after atari fucked up with E.T the video game industry was almost dead, until nintendo released super mario bros, without mario things would be a lot different

[@cavejohnsongaming1972]

Italian plumber mushroom turtle combat

[@DirtL]

@Red assassin Gaming444 I hope you're joking

[@mcpig22]

"Mario is not a real game" is crazy the original smb brought back gaming

[@nobodyeverinhistory]

"... Dumbledore said calmly."

[@incognitoman9420]

I'm just commenting so that it notifies u and you can see how many like you have, don't mind me.

[@popqrn4759]

Underrated

[@KarabinerKarabinerKarabiner]

@@incognitoman9420 *salute* you're a good man.

[@whippethacreem7299]

DUDE I- 😭

[@blackandyellowgaming7754]

Thank god my social life is non existent so I could understand that reference

[@mmgmagic]

*Game: Doesn't have gun.* Alex: THIS IS NOT A GAME!!!

[@jelly_fish764]

Hey Terraria counts then lol

[@helloiamnotabot1845]

Minecraft counts too lol

[@mmgmagic]

@@helloiamnotabot1845 Minecraft doesn't have guns. The nearest to that are bows.

[@mylescoleman2493]

@@mmgmagic Minecraft gun fortnite gamer mod awesome fun 😎

[@kiwi_2_official]

@@jelly_fish764 terraria has guns sort of

[@youarenowawarepodcast8896]

Me: this can’t get any funnier. This hurts of how sad and funny this is. Reader: “Dear Women-“

[@antekknapek4635]

*WHEEEEZZZZEEEE*

[@ChristianVazquez12]

As a guy who plays Pokémon, Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley: lmao

[@rinrin4711]

@@antekknapek4635, can tell from your pfp

[@okjustdont6713]

@@rinrin4711 from your name and pfp I can tell your not a real gamer.

[@rinrin4711]

@@okjustdont6713, well, I play only one game on a daily basis, but I spent around 3,500 hours in it.

[@kuronblue]

The amount of dedication you put into the voice acting, gotta love it

[@newspaper_stand]

"DEAR WOMEN:" and THAT is where this copy pasta went from good to great

[@grillygrilly]

Yeah, but some people got genuinely mad at him for that.

[@newspaper_stand]

@@grillygrilly him the writer of the post or the guy reading it? because if it's the writer of the post i mean yeah obviously that's just blatant sexism. But if it's the voice actor then wtf.

[@grillygrilly]

@@newspaper_stand "Blatant sexism" is an exaggeration.

[@thatitalianlameguy2235]

@@newspaper_stand blatant basedness

[@neuroatypicalkirby2]

@@thatitalianlameguy2235 blatant signs that you should go outside

[@jh89g8icxhas08]

1:03 man i can't believe Mario was just a mass hallucination for all these years

[@DrFuntimes]

Hey Mario is just a character not a game

[@smaethesmae5184]

Mario isn't real

[@kiwiboard]

M isn’t real

[@dankultimate3929]

​@@kiwiboard isn't real

[@Vyz3r]

What are you talking about? Mario is just a movie and they released games based on the movie.

[@elderberryva9282]

1. The voice acting is fucking inCREDIBLE 2. I sincerely hope you didn’t have neighbors when you recorded this

[@stephentuhaka237]

3. The voice fits berdly from deltarune

[@random_person_i_guess]

In the desc. they said it was 1:30 AM so i second 2 But yeah the voice acting is literally perfect for being *ONE TAKE*

[@Ty-ro7xz]

@ownoko facts

[@sodium_and_scales]

I mean, he is an actual VA

[@Candi_Clown]

Yeah his profession is being a VA xD

[@ivythealiencat]

"a real game needs challange and skill" Bro never went fishing in stardew valley 💀💀💀

[@pastelgalaxy123]

this is so real

[@annaplaysandsings]

Yeah, I exclusively use the training rod in my main save. I'm in year three and have already unlocked the casino.

[@FatallyParasocial]

Stardew valley has the best fishing mechanics imo. Its the only game I've played where fishing isn't extremely boring.

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

as somebody who has never played stardew valley, should i play it? seems stressful and im not the type of person to want to 100% games.

[@ivythealiencat]

@@The-S-H3lf-Eater stardew isnt actually that stressful compared to most games its like a comfort game

[@The_Horizon]

12 year olds on XBox live when you kill them:

[@Xtupra_Pobrezzz]

The legend

[@JahoSelamaj]

This is true. Some fortnite kids rage compilation

[@nomirakuru]

how does that even make sense

[@Adri-oy8si]

@The Horizon. Alright this is enough I've found you in a coment section in a random video 10 times in a row now. The youtube algorithm is doing it's job pretty well.

[@Xedrie]

ok

[@woobharb]

I love it when professional voice actors-especially ones who actually work for massive productions in media-put as much effort into making memes as they do with their real jobs. This would’ve been just an ordinary dubbing shitpost, but he turned it into a Far Cry villain speech.

[@MorsCustos]

Not saying this guy is a bad voice actor but i've heard better, that being said, he is definitely going places.

[@woobharb]

@@MorsCustos to be honest, I believe this is not him at his best, but it’s as good as one can be for something like this.

[@koolkidkam9807]

@@MorsCustosthis guy did go places apparently he does voice acting in demon slayer and in the new persona game

[@MorsCustos]

@@koolkidkam9807 oh, cool! Idk who he voices but i haven't played persona nor watched demon slayer.

[@AquilaPainWhy]

I mean tbf, ANY voice work (even memes) they do goes into their resumes.

[@landonhagan450]

I would love a version of this where the "X is not a real game" section just keeps on going forever until it's impossible to get an idea of what a real game is supposed to be.

[@bobbodaskank]

CHESS is not a real game! ZELDA is not a real game. SPIDERMAN ELSA BABY C SECTION DENTIST is not a real game! BACKGAMMON is not a real game. APEX LEGENDS is not a real game! CALVINBALL is not a real game!

[@Konpekikaminari]

​@@bobbodaskank I am horrified by the implication in your reply that "Spiderman Elsa baby C section dentist" is a thing that exists

​@@Konpekikaminari remember elsagate?

[@Konpekikaminari]

@ no?

@@Konpekikaminari what you described was a tuesday during elsagate.

[@pinkcottoncandy5198]

I can't believe makoto was a real gamer all this time

[@vuilnisgod4388]

"Mario is not a real game" Mario: *corner stone of the gaming industry*

[@kellet-5746]

@Manuel Salokangas wow if it's really that bad I couldn't classify him as gamer... Tell me what type of gamer doesn't know that mario is the corner stone of the gaming industry

[@Corviidei]

You’re not a real gamer if you don’t respect mario Edit: I mean this in the sense of respecting mario as a franchise, a character, and a person.

[@kellet-5746]

@@Corviidei exactly!!

[@czowiek9625]

@@kellet-5746 I know right, I'm not even a gamer but I still know things as basic as that. It's kinda embarassing for him, really.

[@kellet-5746]

@@czowiek9625 yea

[@natebit7167]

The “Also DEAR WOMEN” part makes me lose it every time

[@just_another_person_who_li4675]

Literally everybody can play those games. Im here vibin with mc education edition and fruit ninja

[@dabelli3818]

Mario is litteraly one of the first videogames, when the gamers where seen as nerds and awkward. I don't think this guy is an ACTUAL gamer™

[@isweartofuckinggod]

DEAR WOMEN: why won't any of you sleep with me? am i not a literal gamer alpha god?!

[@giantpinkcat]

@@isweartofuckinggod Incels be like

[@violetsparkles5453]

@@isweartofuckinggod Dear women: why are you so vapid and not like the things I like? But when you like the things I like you are FAKE

[@thebelovedlion2208]

"Mario is not a real game." Mario, being one of the first gaming icons: What-a de faak??

[@flow185]

Chris Pratt being dissapointed rn

[@alexandergazmen3126]

Mario is literally the Jesus of video games. without him, there wouldn't be any video games.

[@O-bearer-mine]

Grandmaster galaxy from Mario galaxy 2 is pointing and laughing rn That shit was hard

[@goroakechi2216]

@@alexandergazmen3126 no there will but just not by mario

[@alexandergazmen3126]

@@goroakechi2216 there wouldn't have been video games without Mario. when video games first dropped, no one saw the point until Super Mario Bros. came along. it was nothing like anyone had ever seen, a game with some actually fun design, amazing graphics (they may look bad now but they were revolutionary when the game came out), and a bit of a bigger story. but long story short, anyone who actually has proper respect for the gaming industry would not look at Mario and say "what a garbage series", whether or not you like or dislike his games.

[@ImNotDragoon]

in my eyes this post is Makoto taking to the internet after his online gf dissappears and the MMO they played on shuts down

[@bluethan806]

How can you actually say MARIO isn't a real game with a straight face How

[@jonathanflanagan1504]

Pretty clear that this person was NOT the target audience of COD.

[@bluethecapitalistcolour2953]

Because all he knows is Fortnite and 2 FPS games he plays at online lessons

[@habajuza]

@@bluethecapitalistcolour2953 and he has a single digit age.

[@projectxfun]

69th like Nice

[@lgitsx9665]

They are delusional

[@sprousprou]

Legitimately, this is some of the best voice acting I’ve ever heard. I can hear the tears of pathetic rage crawling down his face. He sounds like his mind could be absolutely shattered at any moment.

[@lalalops833]

akechi voice

[@pancakes4795]

wait his mind isnt shattered already?

[@SmashSSL]

Light Yagami

[@Fokusnuss]

@@pancakes4795 Im sorry to inform you that he is degenerated. We cannot save him

[@zombies4evadude24]

That’s Light Yagami for you 😀

[@Sobaire_Souls]

Man does not know the true fear of forgetting someone's birthday in Stardew Valley. Once he experiences that, we can be friends.

[@ComedicLetter]

“Stardew Valley is not a real game” Me, preplanning my entire route before staring the day so I can maximize my efficiency:

[@Nephet5]

It's so satisfying when you enter winter and realise that you already have a loved gift for everyone's birthday

[@autumn4442]

high level stardew players are honestly just a different breed

[@dright928]

I can't even talk to the man because despite having over 5,000 hours in TF2 and 4,000 in Kerbal Space Program, I've never picked up a PS4 controller.

[@thetaaaa]

​@@autumn4442 yeah, BlaDe does insane amounts of math, step counting, probability manipulation, code diving, and other insane shit in his Stardew minimax runs. They're legitimately incredible to watch

[@lunaa764]

I started cracking up as soon as it got to "Also, DEAR WOMEN" 😭😭😭 I didn't even have to finish it, I just knew this was gold.

[@aircoolguy5218]

“Mario is not a real game” The 80s: *bruh*

[@mariomario1849]

People seem to forget that Mario not only used to be one of the most played games, but it used to be THE game. The first thing that comes to mind when you think of games.

[@Zen-rw2fz]

same with pokemon

[@paulholland9531]

The 90's side with the 80's in this bruh moment

[@quantum6637]

Mario is the 2nd biggest franchise and Super Mario is the 3rd.

[@ivanchristophersaldana119]

people that born in the 80s - let GOOO MUGGGG HIIIIMMMM

[@mitochondria6247]

I love how he leaves out minecraft. He probably treats it just like the others, but he's too afraid to poke perhaps the largest bear possible.

[@S1lliest_Beanz]

I mean he did poke pretty hard on the other two big bears, the Stardew valley and Mario

[@henriquemedranosilva7142]

Pokémon Is the biggest bear

[@moosesues8887]

@@S1lliest_Beanz star dee valley??

[@epicgmaer26]

@@moosesues8887 it's a pretty popular game similar too animal. rossing, but it's pixely and 2d

[@moosesues8887]

@@epicgmaer26 vhat

[@aaronl19]

You know when you see *”Dear Women”* shits about to get real

[@justiceofbook]

Top ten greatest anime lines of all time: “Dear Women”

[@lolwut2434]

Dear Women, Have a nice day.

[@unicornburgers302]

@@lolwut2434 Thanks bro, i needed that today.

[@Hoofhackamore]

I'm not sexist, but....

[@Redangrybird1928]

@Lalogue i hope you have a bad day

[@cheesybutters5053]

Voice actor for the protagonist in persona 3 reload everybody

[@acronyx991]

"Mario is not a real game" The speedrunning community: interesting...

[@Abznth]

@@bluehet7505 flappy bird, requires skill

[@ExoticDva]

@@bluehet7505 No they are not real games

[@Xirenx]

@@bluehet7505 i think he was jokeing...

[@Some__Guy]

I'd like, but you're at 666 liked.

[@voodoo2006]

mario 64 is a real game for real epic gamers

[@falcon1378]

Everybody knows the “ps4” controller is referred to as a dualshock. Hence, said gamer is not an actual gamer.

[@hannaheyde135]

Ding ding ding ding! Good answer, Carl!

[@heyyou9472]

addenum: the "ps4 controller" has the name "dualshock," which references the sensation of the controller vibrating in either grip, hence the "Dualshock." to that end, "Dualshock 4" meaning it has 4 addition functions, 3 of which from the former "Dualshock" controllers, this one adding a "Touchpad" to the controller. op just needs to git gud B)

[@istolethispfpsorry485]

Excuse me! You mean a DUALSHOCK _4_ !!!!

[@НиколайДемидов-ь8ж]

@@heyyou9472 Nope, 4 in the name means version, not the number of added functions. Because in your logic the first DS should be called DS2, which had introduced to basic PS conrtoller not only vibration, but analog sticks as well.

[@ironeagle9096]

I believe that this guy was just angry and forgot to say it in the correct way

[@cachemoneymoolah]

Behold, the most terrifying villian on the planet: Gamer Elitist Akechi

[@EggsBakin]

😂 *IM GLAD I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT THAT*

[@freshtoastz629]

Best comment, hands down! Also 1:10

[@scruber64_]

le funny pancakes guy

[@nunocampea2395]

these is him seconds before he reveals his true form, the embodyment of wrath, the fear of all gods, the only thing that knows the limits of insanity Thalanossagara the Purifier of Non-Gamers

[@youlecills595]

haha pankek

[@haydenbush8518]

“Hardcore gamers” when they see people having fun

[@Losowy]

Wdym hardcore? Gamers aren't having fun If you're having fun you're a normal person

[@haydenbush8518]

@@Losowy I’m saying that the hardcore gamers are mad because other people are having fun playing games

[@egg4666]

“Pokemon isn’t a real game” The entire 26 year old billion dollar franchise: **disappears** (And yes I know just because it’s a big company doesn’t mean it’s good but it’s ridiculous to say that they aren’t games lol)

[@tantris2876]

Just because it’s about taking turns doesn’t mean it’s super easy!

[@planetarygo11]

Yeah, Pokimon isnt even a real game, its like fifa for r3 tards

[@mparagames]

@@planetarygo11 bruh

[@lilscrilla5081]

LMAO! 😂

[@planetarygo11]

@@airconditionerfan5427 Are you that stupid to compare the number of sell with the quality content? Yep, an average pokemon player

[@PigBoy99]

“Mario is not a real game.” “Put down the baby games and play something that requires skill and challenge for once.” Bruh have you seen what people have been making on Mario Maker?

[@NoxiousNoxNoxington]

LMAOOO

[@doihavetobenormal]

I swear some of the levels that people have made in Mario Maker 2 will end up giving me carpel tunnel.

[@loek7531]

Mainline Mario games can also be really hard at times. Those extremely hard secret final levels can be a hell sometimes. Way harder than those fps's he plays, 'cause that's probably the only games he plays. Skyrim isn't a real game either in his eyes.

[@BladezAndrew]

Has he even seen romhacked pokemon nuzlockes? He’d probably blow his brains out from how hard it is.

[@marcusgabriel8365]

Ahem... *Tetris 99*

[@kadius9251]

POV: You‘ve never played any non-battle Royale game before in your life

[@brittanynguyen3794]

POV: you quit battle royal games

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

I have never seen the appeal in those kinds of games. I'm already crap at shooters, why would I wanna play one where I can only die once? I wouldn't stand a chance! I even lost interest in Fortnite when I learned that it was gonna be a Battle Royale game and not a Zombie Survival game like I thought it was based on a trailer I watched.

[@killaship]

Battle Royales ARE NOT REAL GAMES!!!!!

[@gokusoloscope]

POV: You see POV used wrongfully

[@idkrossplay]

@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 it is a zombie survival game, the battle royale mode is free, that's why it's so popular compared to the Save the World mode

[@ThatOneGuy9569]

“DEAR WOMEN” *lists game of whom many men I know play*

[@Geck0GC]

"Mario is not a real game... Play something that requires skill" This dude has clearly never played the lost levels, SMH, fake gamer.

[@jexusdomel5194]

Honestly even just mario 3 can take a few tries

[@davidpicturesGD]

My guy hasnt played mario maker super expert

[@the-bruh.cum5]

@@jexusdomel5194 mario bros 3 is hard

[@arandomsupra]

@@jexusdomel5194 Not only that, but you can play that game if you have Nintendo Switch Online. That contradicts literally every point he tried to make

[@Certez2]

But actualy, Mario is easy and dont need any skill xD

[@jxomxo]

oh mean someone NEEDS to animate this ASAP, this sounds like a climactic breakdown of a major anime character and his friends just stand in shock

[@pingunooty]

This is just an akechi cut line

[@mitochondria6247]

sounds like good ace attorney breakdown material.

[@karasu_3406]

@@egg-man57 the true reason Persona villains fall into insanity is people saying they’re gamers when they arent

[@leannna]

here’s one tho it is MYCT/ DSMP if that bothers u : kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2rPknZooJ51iLc

[@zackmhuntr25]

Basically the final scene in death note where Light confesses everything

[@Megapixel8063]

I was already laughing, but “DEAR WOMEN” broke me.

[@preguicagucci]

What broke me was the apex legends reveal XDDDD omg that makes it so good

[@beautifulbeaner]

I mean he’s not wrong about the sims

[@michaelnello9459]

The inflection was *crisp* 👌

[@fart63]

@@beautifulbeaner I wanna see your best attempt at building in the sims

[@m1bl4n]

No, you’re NOT a real incel. No, you’re NOT a real incel. I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re incels. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being incels. I see these people saying “I groomed over 100 kids on Discord, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours on 4chan. I see people who only have a Reddit account and claim to be incels. Come talk to me when you pick up a 12 year old, then we be friends. Also DEAR ALL REDDITORS: trollface is not a real meme. Me Gusta is not a real meme. Big Chungus is not a real meme. Ugandan Knuckles is not a real meme. Ice Age Baby is not a real meme. Minions are NOT.REAL.MEMES. put down the normie memes and post something that requires irony and brainrot for once. Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL incels.

[@dreamstage寧々]

- yandere dev

[@biggizmo5771]

“Play something that requires skill for once” “Mario is not a real game” Literally everybody on Mario maker: “we would like to make your acquaintance.”

[@happi2180]

me, making a mario kaizo level for this lil b*tch while reading this "hahah yeahhhhh"

[@Corrupt8Boss]

Clearly he hasn't played mario sunshines sandbird level 🙄

[@giantpinkcat]

Dude hasn't played the lost levels

[@asackboyplush6508]

Laughs in nsmbw

[@art_noodle1]

Kaizo traps: well, about that....

[@Flymerick]

"Mario is not a real game." Shigeru Miyamoto: *interesting.*

[@lop7217]

is that a name for some pasta?

[@Flymerick]

@@lop7217 it's the name of the creator of Super Mario (◔‿◔)

[@oo0372]

Ok but imagine if Shigeru Miyamoto WAS a name of a type of pasta tho😂😂

[@Flymerick]

@@oo0372 (ﾟοﾟ人))

[@current9300]

As a matter of fact, Shigery Miyamoto prefers hiring and working with people who have no extensive gaming background, because he thinks that they can make more interesting games than gamers who have strong opinions on what they like. Hayao Miyazaki has also expressed similar opinions on anime industry, he feels that otakus who create anime make bad stories and rely too much on their beloved anime tropes and cliches instead of seeking inspiration outside the medium.

[@justdoodles9906]

That list of "not" games makes my heart hurt

[@theperson5457]

I agree with one thing on that list. I don't consider pokemon as a game anymore due to the dissappointment of the recent games. Don't even know if i have hope for legends.

[@dylanaguilar6099]

@@theperson5457 the only tru thing there i dont believe in pokemon games anymore

[@glctcthnkr8059]

@@theperson5457 I gotta disagree with that. As shitty as the new pokemon games are, they’re still games that a lot of people enjoy

[@theperson5457]

@@glctcthnkr8059 what's there to disagree with, I'm not stopping anyone from enjoying it. If they enjoy the new Pokemon games it's cool. It's just that I personally can't enjoy the way gamefreak handled the new games. Sorry if that came out the wrong way.

[@BLUE-hp6jh]

@@theperson5457 you stated that pokemon wasn't a real game because the newer games disappoint YOU. that's the thing to disagree with. pokemon is still a game wether you like the newer ones or not lmao

[@rang2111]

All of the comments saying "this is actually just goro akechi" are 100% accurate I have nothing to add, this is actually just goro akechi

[@BrandonBreakfast]

"Mario is not a real game." He's not wrong. Mario is a character lol

[@Unknown19.19]

super mario is a game but mario aint a game

[@calumorsomething9818]

I was offended at u for a second but then I realized that you said character XD

[@w4wz]

@@Unknown19.19 super mario isnt a game super mario bros is a game

[@spicyboi3960]

Ya it's super Mario brothers

[@spicyboi3960]

@Manuel Salokangas no its a first and last name his full name is Mario mario

[@aalopeza8622]

Jokes aside this was some top tier voice acting

[@mariogirl8100]

I mean, he *is* a voice actor, so...

[@catenjoyer76]

​@@mariogirl8100 But he's insanely good. I've never heard something like this before, comparing it to other breakdowns voice acting.

[@wowalamoiz9489]

And he did it in ONE take!

[@ninjireal]

@@catenjoyer76 Other people’s voice “acting” is unfunny because they just wanna monopolize on voicing over memes to take small amounts of time out of your day

[@ZphyZphyer]

​@@ninjireal true

[@thecpmr6276]

Also DEAR WOMEN: *Here we go.*

[@patrickstar-vf7fx]

Someone go get the cross

[@squishyty918]

That’s how you know they’re a real real real gamer

[@microwaev]

You know they are a real gamer when they have never touched a woman

[@maxerduster]

Steps to becoming a gamer:racism,sexism,virginity. These 3 elements that make anyone a real gamer.

[@stopreplyingtomyoldcommentsomg]

@@patrickstar-vf7fx here i am