WHY DO MEN THINK THIS...? (BAD WOMENS ANATOMY) | NOAHFINNCE + NOTCORRY

[@NOAHFINNCE]

ARE U A SILLY MAN?!?

[@jaiyden..9088]

ARE U?

[@mattlane4761]

no u

[@p0tat0s0up]

I AM A FUNKY PART-MAN

[@sadpotato10yearsago50]

Nah fam

[@FreakingPlane]

Yup hehe

[@Aspensauce64]

“Women aren’t exclusively attracted to twinks” “Tom Hiddleston” [inhaling noises]

[@demuredaemon4684]

My rebuttal is Ryan Reynolds

[@Sash___]

Wjdkosospdpz

[@stephanie5293]

I am only attracted to twinks

[@IMikalottafriends]

@@demuredaemon4684 Understandable, have nice day

[@oodlespaos]

As a woman, I can confirm

[@joannadzenowski6214]

"Children steal the teeth inside the womb" that is the most terrifying thing I've ever heard. Thank you

[@user-gg1qi5fq3b]

Unus annus 😔

[@joannadzenowski6214]

@@user-gg1qi5fq3b memento mori

[@rowan-priince1860]

They crave the mineral

[@toomanyopinions8353]

I mean it’s true. For many pregnant women they come out of pregnancy with dramatically worse teeth because the baby takes all the minerals and calcium and such for itself

[@joannadzenowski6214]

@@toomanyopinions8353 yep. Fetuses are literal parasites

[@jayholcomb8890]

As an autistic person, it is genuinely disheartening how society views people with autism. It means the world to me that you educate and spread awareness for my community. Also, I was born a girl with autism:)

[@j_fenrir]

Same! I literally got diagnosed with autism a week ago, but since my brother has severe ASD I've definitely noticed the bullshit out there. Seriously, thank you Noah

[@quinnpaton5402]

i've been diagnosed for about 3-4 years and the most common answer I get when I tell people I have ASD is "you don't look autistic" its upsetting that the general idea of autisum is associated with looking or acting "stupid"

[@arandomgeek4876]

I agree with that. My sister is autistic and she gets made fun of a lot for it. Cant people just get that people with autism are still people?

[@IATEALLTHECHEESE]

Same!

[@IATEALLTHECHEESE]

@@arandomgeek4876 please like just because I process things slower, struggle to maintain eye contact, stim more obviously than most, and am sensitive to strong smells, lights, etc doesn't mean I'm no longer a human

[@a3rm1n]

fun fact: my mum was at risk of DYING while pregnant with both me and my sister because our BLOOD TYPES WEREN’T COMPATIBLE. WE WERE SLOWLY POISONING HER 🥴🥴

[@violetstarhaze]

From what I understand it’s actually the reverse. Moms antibodies can cross the placenta and attack the babies red blood cells. It happen the worse with a RH negative mom and RH positive baby. That why they use rhogram. It is tricks the body into thinking it has already made antibodies but these antibodies are only temporary unlike the ones moms body would make. My mom had to get rhogram with each of children.

[@a3rm1n]

@@violetstarhaze yo that’s really cool my mum told me it was the other way around for me and my sister 😭😭

[@Daughter_of_Hades_Explains]

Oh actlly my mom and sister wehre poisoning each other

[@penguin22penguin22]

"fun" fact, that is NOT A FUN FACT

[@KB_Espy2009]

My mom’s blood type and mine were incompatible. I’d had to have a complete blood transfusion at 2 days old to combat the incompatibility.

[@bethlovelace7395]

"Babies are parasites" ...I've been saying this forever and get so much hate for it. Lol I also have 4 biological kids.

[@aliuros8552]

Noah: Anyone who is attracted to men, should be attracted to loki Me: He's got a fucking point

[@bread7101]

yeah i know he's supposed to be evil and all but loki is HELLA cute

[@tealkerberus748]

@@bread7101 Loki isn't evil. He's just extremely chaotic.

[@bread7101]

@I hate jyPeE oPpAr😩 well i'm asexual and can't really tell how hot someone is but i'll have to take your word for it. all i know is that Loki is really attractive. like, REALLY attractive

[@flameohotman5903]

I agree with this statement with literally all of my being.

[@eworitse8936]

And I’m a lesbian

[@Rain-np7tk]

The bible says "sex is between a man and a woman" so gay sex isnt a sin because it doesnt count as sex I guess

[@kiana9416]

Hold up- you have a point

[@gautamigandhi5894]

Ya... Thats true 🤔

[@SaraitheHermit]

Well that isnt a direct bible quote. Lol the quote from the bible regarding being gay is "a man shall not lay with another man" which sounds like sex is fine as long as it's not a sleepover? XD that's literally the only quote in the bible about same sex relations and it's quite ambiguous.... My book review for the bible: 10/10 would NOT recommend. Lol though I have heard a few theories from people who believe that Jesus himself was gay- so that's a fun and interesting theory to piss off the Christians. Lol

[@SaraitheHermit]

@l3ulaklak l3looming Aye, I dont know this "God" character personally. Lol if he's legit, I'd like to think he isnt the complete dick depicted in the bible. Lol and I can see God being nonbinary for sure. Lol like why would God pick/have a gender? Lol sounds like we put a lot of human qualities onto the idea of a superhuman being. Lol I also find it strange that God condemns half his children but then also claims to love all his children. Lol this is gonna cause some childhood trauma XDDDD

[@SaraitheHermit]

@l3ulaklak l3looming I've read the bible and was raised Christian. I can say it caused more harm to me as a child than anything. People are free to believe what they like, I honestly dont care. I'm more concerned with universal truths and I feel like the christian depiction of God as: "an african white space christ" to be a little silly and exclusionary. But that's just my opinion. Believe what you like, but I read the book and it wasnt great. Lots of loop holes and questionable morals there. Also I recommend taking a philosophy of religion class- it helps highlight the loop holes and questionable content in a better way than I. Such as "the problem of evil" the "problem of free will" all classic discussions that directly pertain to the bible. I dont have all the answers to life, the universe and everything... I am asserting that i dont believe the bible has all those answers either. Usually people who claim to have all the answers arent being honest and tend to have ulterior motives. Also interesting to look into the history of the church and how that started- very interesting and concerning! Lol

[@jeska1995]

I love my son with all my heart but 35 weeks of vomiting up everything I ate, only being able to stomach ice cubes and losing 3 stone but having a giant bump, plus needing fillings in my teeth, toes stuck under my rib cage for 7 weeks and 4 days of labour resulting in a third degree tear…. Yeah babies are parasites that rip their way out of you.

[@uhohitsme7733]

Women like you honestly make me wonder how some women survived during childbirth in the 1800s

[@isabeauwolf562]

I'm sorry that you had a hard time during pregnancy. My friends and me all were pregnant around the same time, so all our kids are the same age just a few months apart. My daughter kicked me hard, sometimes it looked like a scene from alien. She did not want to come out, so they had to use forceps. I will never forget the look on my husband's face. XD

[@LyraLarkaII]

@@uhohitsme7733 Many many many women did not survive. Even now some don't make it

[@AnxietyRat]

@@LyraLarkaII This. All of this. Childbirth was *so* deadly.

[@toomanyopinions8353]

@@uhohitsme7733 the answer is they didn’t. The mortality rate was over 50% everywhere and sometimes even like 90% in some places up until VERY recently. Like the last 40 years maybe.

[@oliviathepig4660]

Imagine thinking a pregnancy HELPS a mother's health like bruh... I kicked my mother in the ribs so hard my foot got stuck in her ribs on MANY occasions. I was BORN to be a soccer player thank you🤩

[@benmemon]

My youngest brother got tangled in his placenta tube thingy when he was in the womb. He was born to be a ballerina 😱

[@BlackRoyalty-hh8tb]

Because of my baby brother, my mom has to be on bed rest for several months. Whoever think pregnancy increases health is an idiot.

[@jordynbell8796]

I made my mother lose her eyesight, she has to use glasses now, ._. Sorry mum

[@FTZPLTC]

It's weird how easily men just imagine that anything that sounds terrible about being a woman is actually just how things are supposed to be and thus don't need to be fixed or helped with. I'm pretty sure if men could get pregnant, we'd have devoted our entire societal resource to making it as painless and avoidable as possible.

[@AliceBunny05]

​@@FTZPLTCIt's also an odd mixture of thinking that just because your body is capable of doing it, that it's what is ideal. by that logic, all of us getting cancer is ideal because we are all born with cells that could become cancerous, like most bio women are born with a uterus that could carry a baby. obviously neither of these are correct because without oftentimes significant intervention, child birth is life threatening to the person carrying the baby and often impacts their health, sometimes chronically.

[@be_me]

"Virgins can't be horny" Oh, so I must have imagined the eight years of masturbation before I met my first boyfriend then... I mean, yeah, the way you feel arousal might change a little because you get to know your body better and gain experience over time but, man, this glorification of virginity has to stop. The whole purity concept is so incredibly harmful.

[@Crunchy_Pencils]

Yes that is so true

[@ClericOdie]

What really baffles me is how stupid people just sit there, imagine up these "explanations" for how things work, and then WHOLEHEARTEDLY believe them to be fact despite the fact that they literally were the ones that made it up with no evidence at all. How can you be that lacking in self awareness?

[@egglololol]

sucks that they are so uneducated but i don’t know how these people conclude that they are absolutely correct and preach it with no willingness to learn from other people. they are wild

[@Sam-zu5mr]

Because basically men dont really care or wanna know that's why... Ignorance is bliss apparently.

[@jesssmith3615]

i think they learn it all from incel subreddits

[@Mar-wj5ve]

They think they're greek philosophers smh

[@Melon_studios]

There is this quote I read in a marketing book that those who have the least I formation often form the most concrete conclusions. Also I think that it's mostly a fault of the education systems. They split you off and only teach you sex Ed about your birth sex. If they instead just done it all to everyone it would be at least a tad better.

[@melissacoviello2886]

This just proves we need better sex education and people who don’t know should at least learn to shut up until they learn how to at least google. Although that would eliminate funny videos like this.

[@seabeauty4008]

It proves we don't need cis straight white men in the world

[@paniccake1219]

@Living Soul Because humans are shit. Have you SEEN the world?

[@paniccake1219]

@Living Soul because I am shit dumbie

[@paniccake1219]

@Living Soul ok???? and????

[@freaking_out]

@Living Soul well darlin it’s obvious you probably didn’t pay much attention in school because it’s spelt does not dose. “School is a brainwashing place” is not correct grammar, it makes more sense to say “school is a place where people are brainwashed” and “Let yourself to think” is not a sentence. I actually like learning things in school and I doubt I’m being brain-washed with calculus and and how ocean current cause certain climates.

[@Justshrimpn]

Noah: “says that anyone should be attracted to Loki” Pretty much everyone: “no, no, he has a point”

[@PLAYLISTENING_inallcaps]

“No wait he has a point” My point exactly

[@ssshark_bait]

If you aren't attracted to Loki then I don't know you ☹️

[@BassicallyKiyash]

@@ssshark_bait HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME

[@ssshark_bait]

@@BassicallyKiyash maaagiicc 😏

[@minxmeat5460]

Anyone who says otherwise are simply in denial because Loki's villain coded Exspecially Norse Loki like. oh my dear gods Norse Loki is *beautiful*

[@sirchicken446]

My older brother genuinely thought that periods last for 5-10 minutes… I had to educate him

[@mahtabn.b5230]

well i wish they did

[@barleyevermore5398]

how lovely it would be if it actually was 5-10 minute LMAO

[@LilCatDude]

@@barleyevermore5398 imagine a randomly timed huge rush of blood that would certainly bleed through immediately

[@BadabingBadaboom69]

​@@barleyevermore5398The sudden hit of immense pain though... Maybe I just have heavy and painful periods, idk. I got it fixed

[@w0lfie..x-.x]

Sadly it’s 5-10 days ;-;

[@fandom_traveller348]

I learned a lot of things from this video. 1. Men needs to be taught about how a woman's body work and 2. Everyone can agree on the fact that *loki* is everyone's type

[@fandom_traveller348]

@l3ulaklak l3looming Yes?? I know that??? Did I say anywhere in that message that women and men don't need to be taught how their bodies work???

[@fandom_traveller348]

@l3ulaklak l3looming idk what you're on about. This video is literally about how men needs to be taught about a female body and it's function. That's what I said too. I know that both parties need to know their stuff as well but that wasn't the point of this video

[@fandom_traveller348]

@l3ulaklak l3looming Great. Did I miss anything else?

[@fandom_traveller348]

@l3ulaklak l3looming Please do tell me what I missed

[@fandom_traveller348]

@l3ulaklak l3looming I'm not?? And I'm pretty sure a lot of people aren't

[@diawolf8125]

Noah: "It's okay you can say it" Me: he was a girl but he evolved into a man. He is a Pokémon.

[@PVempati]

HE IS

[@evxncxt9011]

my life in a nutshell

[@houseplant8540]

Azurill to maril The gender odds change between the 2 evolution from 25% male to 50% and when they evolve they have a chance to change sex, so there's actually trans pokemon

[@yettasoukup846]

So, I'm a Christian, and I've been pretty sheltered my whole life regarding things like the LGBTQIA community, but now that I'm older I'm trying really hard to learn about and support the community and your videos are really helping me, so thank you! Also, I would just like to say, we are not all like the people in the video, those people were idiots!

[@avril_113]

i love u your awesome and thank you

[@destinyraine4087]

Love this! Let being respectfully informed normalized!

[@abby9435]

This comment is super cool

[@shenoathompson9590]

You're so awesome for educating yourself. Happy researching ally.

[@elliottlamb6806]

That’s very respectable that you are taking the time to genuinely learn about our community instead of assuming. Some of those other people (you know who I’m talking about) ought to take lessons in open mindedness from you

[@n0ahthedino163]

this is exactly why middle school health classes should be together

[@ettajackson2483]

Pretty sure by California law it is

[@LilCatDude]

@@ettajackson2483 yes but in some states it doesn’t even have to be medically accurate let alone together

[@SandraLugn-nc1rk]

Ore at least the same education for both sexes.

[@thatonestrangerthingsfan9927]

as a gen z new yorker, mine was! very glad i live in a time and place where that is normal

[@roxinabox149]

"Sheldon Cooper. Sheldon Cooper but medical, and Sheldon Cooper but penguins" took me out 😂😂

[@Brandyalla]

What's the penguin one?

[@sere_amarilla]

@@Brandyalla from Atypical

[@emmaskoglund]

is the medical one the guy from good doctor or something?

[@shortbears3667]

@@emmaskoglund Either that or chicago med

[@ananyathosar7984]

"I have something for u, it's called feminism" I love Corry so much 😂

[@alexsummerscrane1522]

It's called feminism* 😅😅

[@Jonas-jx3kw]

you mean cancer?

[@livinghoomanbean4803]

@@Jonas-jx3kw Look in the mirror sweetie, that's where the cancer is 😊

[@Jonas-jx3kw]

@@livinghoomanbean4803 lol you think i am offended? i am not as sensitive as you sjws you are going to need more than that

[@livinghoomanbean4803]

@@Jonas-jx3kw yeah, so says the guy who is so offended and whines about women wanting equal rights as men. who's the snowflake again?😜

[@tealkerberus748]

Actually for anyone interested in the botanical allegory: Seeds are produced in ovaries. The part provided by the male flower is the pollen. When a man causes a woman to become pregnant he does not put his seed in her, he pollinates her seed which she already made. Pollen is sperm, and sperm is pollen. Enjoy hayfever season!

[@shinmoda]

I love this analogy. Thank you!

[@KaliqueClawthorne]

F you. So my nose is Stoffed because of plant sperm ....

[@Toyon95]

@@KaliqueClawthorne lol

[@AnxietyRat]

@@KaliqueClawthorne yes. Sadly, yes. Tree/plant sperm. Trees make so much...

[@ssshark_bait]

@@KaliqueClawthorne ah don't we love getting mindfucked by a treenis every waking moment and inhaling tree sperm

[@meowlyso]

these are the same people who say that "trans people need a biology book!" like no dude i think you're the one who really needs that book, not me

[@Actuallyrai]

“It’s not about genetics, it’s about discharge” - a wise man “It’s misses andry now” - a wiser man

[@lucia9806]

referring to mothers as The Host makes it sound so terrifying

[@brendaleelydon]

Well, I mean...pregnancy *IS* terrifying, when you think about it without all the 'oh, bebes are so cuuute!' emotion cluttering things up. Like, a living creature is GROWING INSIDE OF YOUR BODY, and it IS sucking away at your nutrients, etc. It's a horrifying thought. And I'm a mother!

[@GremLin-rz2xc]

All hail them birth givers

[@jewels3400]

All hail the birth givers... (◉‿◉)

[@danny8284]

👹 THE HOST 👹

[@linkthehero1789]

"men's only purpose is to give pleasure to women and to work" they can't do one out of two of those things and will complain & whine like a child while doing the other 💀

[@pastalover13]

That’s not their jobs anyway, gender ≠ what you do with life. That’s stupid and mysogynistic

[@taras9655]

@@pastalover13 theyre clearly mocking misogynistic men who think that gender DOES equate to what you do in life e.g. they think women are there to have children, clean and cook (housewife).

[@pastalover13]

@@taras9655 not clearly, there’s no tone tags. I’m nd and I can’t tell what’s a joke, I’ve got better but the way it looks I can’t tell it’s mockingly, sorry.

[@linkthehero1789]

​@@pastalover13 was a joke in the video, responded also jokingly /nm

[@alexmoult7725]

The funny thing is... I'm still not sure which of those things you're talking about 💀

[@matchamelon330]

“I don’t think women are exclusively into twinks.” “Tom Hiddleston.” *got ‘em*

[@wolfroarxx6055]

"Its very funny how much men hate women" Youre not wrong.... we just out here breathing and get attacked for wanting to be in control of ourselves xD

[@dreamlesssleepart]

Im autistic and AFAB, and I'm glad you two are giving a positive voice to our community. Autism is so grossly misunderstood and I wish there were more people like you spreading positivity about autism to the world

[@ananyathosar7984]

I literally was listening to mind blank no thoughts, life's a bit and stupid right before this..... ok yeah that's been me for more than a week now-

[@reneeadams6684]

"The body cleansing itself of toxins" buddy, I WAS the toxin. Mom swelled to the size of a small hippo and couldn't wear clothes. Stretch marks on her ankles. She was preecclampsic and thankfully I was premature or that would have ended badly.

[@Nic_Ash]

The grandmother, ovary thing is actually true. Someone born with ovaries has their lifetime of eggs inside their ovaries already at birth so if you’re pregnant with a girl, you’re technically carrying your grandchildren (or at least the egg that will turn into your grandchild)

[@abbbyelise]

15:45 That is correct that your born with all your eggs, but the person who wrote it said it wrong and said "the ovary that became you", so they were saying how an ovary is not what becomes a person, but an egg is..

[@danny8284]

ew

[@derpchaos8294]

IM A GRAMDMA AT 16 THANK YOU FOR THIS LIFECHANGING KNOWLEDGE

[@Yoimiya_Lover29]

@@danny8284 I smell a man who is afraid of women's bodies

[@calmdownsir907]

Oh hell nahhhh

[@Seleiance]

Minor correction: "Symbiosis" is a blanket term different types of interactions between different species. -Mutualism: Both species benefit from the interaction. (Example - A clownfish and sea anemone) -Commensalism: One species benefits without helping or harming the other (Example - A barnacle on a whale) -Parasitism: One species benefits while harming the other (Example - A tick on.... pretty much anything that isn't a plant)

[@goldfishimpact736]

I learned this in 5th grade and some adults don’t know

[@livvieRAWR99]

"Its really weird to think how shes lost 90% of her eggs" Yeah, it is, stop it.

[@youtuber_boi7672]

Yo everyone! Hope you're ok, if not, then I hope you'll feel ok soon. Either way, I'm proud of you💜

[@antheia__]

Aw 🖤

[@youtuber_boi7672]

@@_mrukya_ you're welcome, try to stay safe out there💜

[@echolocation1]

Aww thank you! ❤️

[@tall_rainbow_]

this hit different when i just got over a 2+ hour mental breakdown

[@birbhay]

aww tysm. yeah being stuck at home has been hard it's fucking shit lmao. but anyways how are you doing lmao

[@ginhai314]

I'm at 0:25 of the video and I just can't stop thinking "damn these freckles are just so cute on Noah" I love freckles actually, but Noah's are so beautiful I can't-

[@tilly1469]

god.. ive been thinkg the exact same thing while watching this!!!!

[@eugenebell3172]

You realize that his freckles are applied I hope.

[@ginhai314]

@@eugenebell3172 I don't know, but even if it's true, it's beautiful ^^

[@p0tat0s0up]

“useless little floppy sacks of meat” -Corry, 2021

[@BahamutEx]

I mean he's not wrong...

[@haruuu4]

Lmao

[@fenfalinn1152]

The hymen is likely to break during activities like swimming and cycling... so exercise is never gonna restore it. Ever.

[@transformer7180]

I JUST CAME OUT AS TRANSGENDER TO MY FAMILY

[@kitsunix9985]

Good on you! That’s a hard thing to do and if they don’t accept you I am adopting u! I hope you are getting lots of support. Stay hydrated and have an amazing day

[@ya_done]

How it went so far?🍒

[@Yoimiya_Lover29]

How'd it go???

[@BadabingBadaboom69]

FUCK YEAH YOU GO BESTIE Fr tho how'd it go? I know I myself got a bit of backlash

[@coral_panda738]

Noah: I don’t think we on are exclusively into twinks Corry: Tom Hiddleston? Noah: …ok but-

[@everything5066]

How is he a Twink ? I love Twink but Tom is more of ...idk ..a mix of everything..like a god?

[@andrewbeef]

“It’s bad woman’s and their anatomy” -*corry 2021*

[@madelynmartin3376]

About knowing what a guy 'looks' like, I know someone who just got married at 19 and wasn't allowed to be in a room alone with the guy until they were married...

[@juliamunson5761]

i read a rick riordan book where a muslim couple couldn’t be in a room together without a “chaperone” until after their marriage

[@Brandyalla]

Religious zealots be crazy

[@SevCaswell]

@@Brandyalla religion is responsible for a good 90% of all the evil in the world...

[@august1837]

@@juliamunson5761 as a once Muslim, I confirm that is true

[@leonewashere]

They couldn’t be alone in the room together but could get married at *19*?? The double standards???

[@ify7125]

Me: drinking chocolate milk Noah: "not all women are exclusively attracted to twinks" Me: spits out my chocolate milk from laughing so hard

[@Planetary_Alignment]

Noah: “Women aren’t exclusively into twinks” Corey: “Tom Hiddleston” [My simp ass making pikachu noises]

[@iheartmyhoody]

Corey: it’s bad women’s with their anatomy 😊

[@Athari8178]

Me, an autistic guy: Ah, so that's why I have big boobs. Here I thought it was just from being fat and not in shape. *sarcasm, btw, not stupidity or ignorance*

[@eszterbaranyi3561]

Me: an autistic girl Also me: flat like a window glass

[@emdove]

Sarcasm? As an autistic man? *gasp* (Also joking :D)

[@Almond_brrito39]

Men misunderstanding women is my favorite thing to watch as a girl

[@BadabingBadaboom69]

As a trans boy, we share a hobby lol

[@tinymoff]

"Misandry" "Miss Andry" "MRS Andry... She can get married" Had me absolutely howling

[@forcaaereabrasileira5394]

12:47 I didn't understand, however the "You're not a clown, you're the whole circus!" made my day!!

[@soulgazer11]

Just two men hating on men in a very wholesome way 😌💙👬

[@alysa7364]

Yeah, except they're also spreading misinformation.

[@soulgazer11]

@@alysa7364 lol HOW

[@ioan.c8868]

@@alysa7364 Bro, you mean the jokes? 💀💀

[@danny8284]

@@alysa7364 i’m a woman. they’re not.

[@Jenskieez]

@@alysa7364 why don't you elaborate then, c'mon we're waiting

[@frankparent463]

No one: Corry: *misplaces his virginity*

[@donaldstanfield8862]

I hate when that happens...

[@punkrockbenny]

I had a dream last night where I hung out with Noah and Corry and they very clearly disliked me, but they were very nice about it. I don't know why, but I felt a need to share this.

[@SystemAsherath]

It's ok I dream About certain KZbinrs I watch all the time and then I wake up like am I a stalker? Haha

[@punkrockbenny]

@@SystemAsherath I'm at least 90% sure it's because I fell asleep watching Noah's videos, but I'm glad someone else can relate.

[@donaldstanfield8862]

That's awesome, I think they'd be nice to anyone hanging out with them. However, I wouldn't be surprised if they took exception to someone they thought was a stalker...they're adorable, though

[@punkrockbenny]

@@donaldstanfield8862 Yeah, I mean, I think they're great. In the dream it was more like they just generally didn't vibe with me, but they were chill.

[@Bekins88]

I referred to my pregnancies as my parasites sometimes. Plenty of people were very offended by that 🤣🤣

[@aceface8877]

I did similar. I referred to my fetus as 'the infestation' and many people were offended. To be clear she was very much wanted and planned for and loved even though being pregnant sucked. We also called her 'Axiom' . And when she was moving around it was a Lovecraftian horror; a slow movement in a direction and geometry I cannot and must not recall.

[@UNKN0WN_DTI]

One of my fav bad womens anatomy things is when some guys say, "tampons should be 18+ because there adult toys" its honesty so funny to me that some people think shit like this is how women work lol

[@emilymariefilm]

“Ya I’ve been looking for mine.” I’m dying 😭😭

[@Capibapi1]

Boblox

[@jaiyden..9088]

thank u Noah! You made my first day of high school so much better

[@andrewbeef]

“Anyone who is attracted to men should be attracted to Loki” (LOKI spoilers) Which Loki? The crocodile? The child? The woman?

[@animecharactersinatree2350]

I ain't attracted to men but I'd gladly take the crocodile Loki or female Loki😂

[@Rain-np7tk]

I'll take sylvie please

[@Charlie-yq8hu]

Lokigator ofc (THIS IS A JOKE)

[@animecharactersinatree2350]

@@Charlie-yq8hu Ofc, he's the hottest one😂

[@CanonSkyrissian]

any of them EXCEPT the child holy shit pls

[@joanacifre9169]

The funniest and yet more accurate way of describing the male gaze is “ask women who they prefer thor or loki and watch the men in question freak out into negation”

[@elidamess1948]

4:24 “Anybody who is attracted to men should be attracted to Loki” YES.

[@jennifervasquez]

Someone PLEASE draw a teeth stealing fetus the idea is so funny i need a visual depiction of it

[@SystemAsherath]

If I was an artist I'd paint you one 😜

[@kiralonely]

It needs to be done in the wikihow art style.

[@benmemon]

I tried drawing one I gave up. Give up, let down, run around and desert it

[@bsings7928]

Fun fact, I broke 2 of my mother’s ribs in the womb. It’s nice to know that it didn’t affect her at all though :)

[@nyandoesthings]

Impossible, her bones were super strong from being pregnant /j

[@Sam-zu5mr]

Am I the ONLY guy after watching this video, who actually understands how womens bodies work and thier anatomy...its clearly a lonely place where I stand at the moment. COME ON talk about letting my gender down boys.

[@zereniye498]

"A woman eats a child, and then a stork rips it out-" "GIVE IT /BACK/" i cant 😭😭💀

[@Xeyal1001]

2:01 so I took my earbuds outta my phone and the video paused, I promptly forgot then turned the video on again and while being in the living room with my mom I just hear the word AROUSAL full volume... turned it off and pretended nothing happened

[@EvaSalvi]

In Spanish we refer to balls as eggs sometimes so it didn't sound strange to me lol

[@olavs98]

Same in finnish

[@niels1142]

Same in German

[@taptapuyo2714]

In the Philippines too.

[@justynafigas-skrzypulec3349]

Same in Polish :) I suppose that's why we don't call female reproductive cells "eggs" but "egg cells" ("komórki jajowe"). Sometimes we also use diminutive "jajeczka" which literally mean "tiny eggs".

[@igra2106]

Same in Russian. So that scene in Friends about Chandler's new roommate was much more fun in Russian.

[@panicoutbytheromancepilotb513]

"Well God knows everything." "Evidently not"

[@dazaiosamu2938]

if god knew my browser history he would have already struck me down lol

[@Lpsnsjwn]

3:00 *laughs in asexual* I will never have a purpose in life apparently...

[@ms.rottenstrawberry1018]

Ikr

[@Chewycardboard]

*laughs in Biromantic Asexual*

[@potatomonkey2]

*laughs in panromantic ace*

[@spiehat8932]

*laughs in definitely on the ace spectrum*

[@Lpsnsjwn]

:0 new ace besties

[@safyakhan7857]

*The lack of knowledge of these people is genuinely very concerning*

[@wildsharday9652]

I like your icon.

[@josie-m5h]

i love how they just start talking about Loki, it makes me feel at home

[@Alex-kk4gs]

That's why Noah and Corry are the only men ever.

[@haharat3442]

corry said what we were all thinking when he pointed out noahs freckles they look very nice 😌

[@conlon4332]

I could write sci/fi or fantasy based on some of these. I could literally turn them into aliens or people from another world, which just goes to show how crazy and wildly inaccurate they are. Inventive though.

[@conlon4332]

I once saw someone claim that there are two sexes, one who reproducers (asexually I suppose, or hermaphroditically), and one who does all the work. Also kinda reminds me of ants or bees, with the non-reproducing workers.

[@nyandoesthings]

@@conlon4332 I recently learned about bees that by a lot of biological definitions, worker bees are not technically females! Since they have no means of reproduction at all, they can be considered to have no sex, and we usually think of them as females because they aren't males

[@Nico-xi5rn]

actually, directly after being diagnosed with autism, my body morphed into that of Sheldon Cooper.

[@Smagnax]

Lmaoooo I love your pfp btw

[@anajordan320]

"Tom Hiddleston?" I DID NOT ASK TO BE CALLED OUT LIKE THIS 😂

[@naokosedits8299]

10:12 kids who are born feet first briefly wear their mother as a hat and kids who are born head first briefly wear heir mother as socks lol

[@finnxrobbie]

I mean, I life in a female body and I literally know nothing about it... I feel educated now. At least a little bit.

[@tealkerberus748]

Darling, you have internet. Not knowing how your body works can kill you. Please go and learn!

[@aleksandar1917v2]

@@tealkerberus748 aaaaggghh yeah you are right but its hard to remember that you live in a female body while you are a male. i mean, i cant even look myself at the shower. or in bikinis. i dont swim often tho

[@L.A.M]

@@aleksandar1917v2 I understand you perfectly! Do not look for information if you do not feel OK with that. Take care of yourself! You're not alone

[@kezinoel]

In HG&D in 7th grade the teacher was talking about the female body. Some kid asked how we peed with tampons in and the teacher explained it… after the explanation another kid shouted out of nowhere, “THERE’S THREE?!?!?” 😂😂 It was the funniest thing ever, even the teacher was trying not to laugh.

[@wonderbugone]

The convo between friends gave me anxiety as a girl. You can't even totally blame the guy. Neither him nor the girl had been educated enough to ensure their safety I'm very happy with my IUD and will happily go through the torture again in a few years when it expires thank you very much

[@whitesnow3657]

When corry said stop filling insecure i thought he was talking to noah... And I was like man that's harsh... but then I figured out he was talking to the idiotic insecure men.

[@kay-sp4gk]

I’m a cis wamen and I found out there are 3 holes like a month ago currently realizing this is event #573 of my ace ass understanding nothing

[@susanleslie6178]

You must use pads.

[@Ebie_]

5:41 No that actually makes so much sense! No wonder why all the men I meet have no personality!

[@indieduboit883]

Studies have shown that women actually prefer Loki over Thor

[@kaipoland3174]

You said storks and my brain autocorrected to stonks and i can NOT get over that

[@nicoledorman8484]

When Corry said "you know when you put a sour thing in your mouth and you go 😖" and then I immediately did the mouth movement also...

[@donaldstanfield8862]

That was honestly quite a weird experience 😅

[@anerd14]

When he said everyone attracted to men should be attracted to loki but not tom hiddleston i almost spit out my tea bc I've literally told my friends that over and over again and nobody ever listens to me

[@meilagreisberg6385]

3:57 ok men are you ready? what turns women on is: good people! and other women ☕️

[@Jinx_lemon]

Fellow lesbian?

[@meilagreisberg6385]

@@Jinx_lemon very much so

[@Jinx_lemon]

@@meilagreisberg6385 YES

[@1D.Larry.pjo.solangelo]

*sips tea in bisexual* 💅

[@aston8971]

I'm Spanish and people refer to balls as ''huevos'' (eggs). It's the equivalent in many spanish speaking places and ( I think ) a lot of other places on Europe

[@sophiaoliveira4610]

In Brazil we also call it like that (we speak portuguese but idk If it is also like this on other countries that speak portuguese like Portugal and Angola )

[@laneymason3641]

“Periods are death and sadness” that is the most accurate thing on here. It certainly does feel like that.

[@alya9205]

17:17 "inform Ariana Grande" I thought exactly the same... do all gays share one mind

[@ellismartiskainen7729]

Yes we do

[@blitz3327]

Yes we all do

[@tr-st_me_bro]

Yes we do

[@skyhiireke5027]

Oh, that whole 'morning sickness is good because she vomits put the toxins' reminded me of the weight loss poop commercial that came up on KZbin for a while with the guy saying 'did you know that you have a ton of toxic poop in your body?' and I just laughed because poop is literally toxic waste in and of itself. Why? Just why? How do people not even have the most basic knowledge of human biology? I'm an idiot, and even I know these simple things!

[@ccb36]

Oml that ad was so terrible and funny, I had wondered if anyone else saw it alksdfjkas

[@memoryfandoms7412]

I swear bro XD

[@emdove]

Reminds me of another add for cat food. “Did you know that all nutrients your cat needs can be found in nature?” You don’t say 🤣

[@cartoondeathnoises8756]

11:48 actually parasitism IS a form of symbiosis! Sorry i know it's nitpicky but i see people say "that's not a symbiotic relationship, that's parasitism!!" When what they mean is that it's not Mutualism(beneficial for both parties. People could also mean Commensalism, in which it's beneficial for one party and doesn't affect the other). It peeves me... Anyways, good video

[@kirameh4371]

12:11 well actually it's not really preparation it's more the baby making the mom get sick very easy because the child doesn't need as much nutritions in the begining, but it is very vulnerable to toxins and wants to avoid those. (At least that's what I learned at one of my uni courses, but I'm really not an expert on this at all)

[@jaybirrd3899]

every time i talk abt activism my dad/brother say 'do you know what the most discriminated against group of people in the world are? straight white men' they say it like a fun fact theyre like 'yeah thats bad but do you know who also gets hated? the men creating the problems'

[@ur_fav.sophia_b]

my fav line from that vid is "MEN HAVE NO PURPOSE" quoting my fav yt and song writer Noah Finn

[@sprout6311]

I swear Cory and Noah are the best dynamic

[@lizzynalie7528]

plz never stop posting i love u and how open u are. Never stop and be yourself hope u have a great day or night much love

[@imagrandpazombie]

10:26 "GIVE IT BACK!" that killed me idk why but I can't stop laughing.

[@TheEmeraldLady]

This video was hilarious! And seriously, babies really are parasites! My sister in-law got pregnancy related osteoporosis and had to be hospitalised 😳

[@kirstygunn9149]

When I was pregnant with our first baby ,my midwife would greet me with "hi how is mum and the little parasite doing today?" As my wonderful child decided to suck evey bit of iron out of my blood ,mess up my sciatic nerve and make my pregnancy hormones go ape shit and soften my pelvic ligaments so much that I had problems with standing sitting and walking without a crap ton of pain. At least I was only in labour with him for 7hrs all in.

[@restive_aura3989]

Noah: Anyone who is attracted to men, should be attracted to loki me: manz got a point

[@peppermiinti]

4:20 As a panromantic, asexual demigirl, I will say this: Female Loki? Yes. Make Loki? No.