POINTLESSLY GENDERED PRODUCTS?! | NOAHFINNCE + NOTCORRY

[@NOAHFINNCE]

DO U THINK WE SHOULD MAKE LADY DORITOS?!?

[@laylastxrr]

YESS 😂😂😂😂

[@eleanornolastname316]

Yes bc how else are they supposed to eat 😱

[@keyara365]

AHAHAHAHA YES

[@yakuzaman5074]

We need they Doritos

[@tyunniez]

We also need to make them pink 👶🦶

[@punkrockbenny]

The idea of a pilot being too anxious to say the plane's crashing made me ugly laugh.

[@jackalope03]

honestly though in highschool I learned about an actual plane that crashed because of this exact reason. I think the pilots were Japanese, flying in America, and the difference in how Americans spoke threw them off (not language, but like tone and directness and levels of respect) and the pilots were too awkward to directly tell the air control folks that they were gonna crash until it was too late.

[@anonymousarmadillo9800]

@@jackalope03 yeah the book outliers by malcolm gladwell mentions that issue with a korean airline. not sure if that's the one you're thinking of, but it reminded me of that.

[@elliottfox3581]

“G-guys 🥺 I might’ve c-crashed the pl-ane…👉👈…”

[@jackalope03]

@@anonymousarmadillo9800 oh yes that's exactly the one!! Korean, not Japanese. my bad. thanks for the correction! :]

[@transmaniandevil]

ME AS A PILOT

[@p0tat0s0up]

CORRY’S “HEHE” LAUGH WILL FOREVER BE IN MY NIGHTMARES

[@alicecpassos]

I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT THIS

[@agirlnamedgoo]

same i was wheezing 😭

[@JJB989]

At this point I've replayed it 15+ times and it's still very unsettling but very hilarious

[@natasham4184]

Me too, I can't deal 🤣🤣

[@delaneydoessinging]

Timestamp? 😂

[@sophieisapig8107]

"the horn is for decorating" "no the horn is for murdering" "it's for opening nail varnish"

[@arianas7866]

The horn is for whatever u want it to be😌💕

[@aliehs.l]

@@arianas7866 being horn y

[@arianas7866]

@@aliehs.l whatever you WANT it to be😏

[@aliehs.l]

@@arianas7866 😏😏

[@arieannacole7834]

I'm pretty sure that the old legends and myths say that the horn worked essentially as a spear, and that it would be used to skewer any impure object that the unicorn came across?

[@kato._.5978]

"what is your favorite pointlessly gendered thing?" Every Gender neutral person ever: "me :)"

[@s.y.m.k]

I'd like to desagree with you because my fav is actually my best friend :D

[@DinosaurNick]

I feel this

[@sakurarat]

Lol same

[@cup1dwon]

"the horn is for decorating" corry in the most serious tone ever: its for murder noah in an agressive way: iTs FoR oPeNiNg Ya TaMpOn PaCkEtS

[@broblerone413]

i found the "it's for murder" part hilarious bc i've actually had a dream where unicorns were running around impaling people

[@smartykattgb7204]

@@broblerone413 That'd probably be the reason why, if the unicorn were to evolve, they would have horns. It would be a massive advantage when hunting.

[@iheartmyhoody]

No one: Corry: *WE LIVE IN A SOCIEDITY*

[@kity1081]

sociedety 😔

[@azulBjort_1406]

Sociedity (dam there isn't a salute emoji so just pretend that that's what I commented) edit: ehh this one's good enough ƪ(‾ε‾“)ʃ

[@elliottfox3581]

Damn I hate socititty

[@pippin7016]

socititty is awful lol

[@lyramalfoy2948]

s

[@fjdjjdjddj]

"who.. who is belladon-?" "it's not a person it's a poison"

[@spiritedsodamnfaraway]

the best two seconds of my life

[@thedeadratviolist6654]

Its pretty much the same thing

[@JuMixBoox]

This reminds me of that scene from Supernatural.

[@jazonvoorheez]

@@JuMixBoox ya

[@spicepandaexe]

This is how I want someone to describe me 😂

[@anunculturedswine4051]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the word “guyliner” insinuates men do not have eyes, they have little guys on their face instead. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

[@sabrinaolson8012]

you are amazing ily between your name and this comment you are perfect

[@sabrinaolson8012]

@Fucking grass I need to make a list of all the random ass username I've seen on here. Starting with you teo.

[@anunculturedswine4051]

@@sabrinaolson8012 ahhh y’all are so nice thank you

[@anunculturedswine4051]

@Fucking grass I actually did need to hear it, thank you so much I hope you have an incredible day/night, you are valid and you are loved always

[@weirdo_with_an_umbrella]

Someone should tell that to Pete Wentz because he's really proud of his guy liner😂

[@iistree1293]

5:27 remembers when the kids at my school called me gay because i had short hair and all the other girls had long hair. . . i mean they were right. . but it was an insult then

[@cherrypienova8795]

Pointlessly gendered: My whole language. okay, here's the thing, my main language is Hebrew, and EVERYTHING is gendered. There is rarely any phrase that isn't gendered. I want - gendered I see - gendered I'll check - gENDERED- the literal only word that is not gendered at all is I. that's it. You is gendered, it is gendered, even them is gendered. There's always options, but not enough, just female and male. Which is why I rarely speak Hebrew. also i would like to say my favorite pronoun is either bee/bees or void/voidself. Also it/it's is hilarious when said outloud

[@lilakoala636]

Omg YES ,it is so annoying to learn Hebrew. They literally gendered my gender neutral pronouns. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[@cherrypienova8795]

@@lilakoala636 a bunch of my friends use they/them pronouns and we can't even speak in Hebrew cause it won't freaking work. At this point everyone is them (gendered male) in my point of view. They even added gender neutral pronouns in French, and not in Hebrew yet

[@arielruby13]

i like the void set, is it related to gendervoid? Im gendervoid and agender

[@cherrypienova8795]

@@arielruby13 I don't think there's void pronouns in Hebrew. I can't even think of the word void in Hebrew

[@maybii-yes]

@@cherrypienova8795 As a native french speaker: no one really uses the gender neutral pronouns because everything else in the sentence still has to be gendered....our language just isn't built to use gender-neutral language so I just switch to English when talking to/about my non-binary friends tbh

[@Tintin-wo4wc]

Sexuality is pointlessly gendered. I came out as a lesbian and my dad immediately went ’oh so you wanna be a boy then’ because apparently the idea of a person liking girls who isn’t straight is just incomprehensible? Also this is the funniest video i’ve seen in weeks

[@jansojele289]

This sucks I'm sorry I hope your dad will be nicer

[@emilyclose2157]

What would your dad say about me being Pan?

[@natalie5487]

Damn.

[@MellowJelly]

The opposite problem also exists where if someone comes out as trans male their peers go "do you mean you're just a lesbian then?" lmao like wtf

[@andrew-vu3ju]

I’m a trans boy and I was looking at binders on Amazon and most of them said “lesbian” or “tomboy” and nearly none said “transgender” or “trans” when I searched: “binder transgender” just because you like girls doesn’t mean you wanna be a boy-

[@sarah_cate_art]

women don't say "heeheehee" when they laugh, they say "sheesheeshee"

[@johnwalker1058]

When NBs clear their throat to speak or to stop choking, they don't say "Ahem" like binary folks, they say "A-them."

[@ioan.c8868]

When men try to shush you they don't go "shh", they go "hhh"

[@sarah_cate_art]

@@johnwalker1058 bahaha omg

[@sarah_cate_art]

these replies are top tier

[@sadpotato10yearsago50]

When women refer to an object they don’t say “it’s” they say-

[@noahsheehan7800]

my favourite pronoun is "i love commenting to make the youtube algorithm see engagement and push the video"

[@NOAHFINNCE]

💞💞💞

[@secretlydarkreunion7629]

mine is "what wonderful morals you have my friend"

[@owltoga3370]

Mine is fuck

[@Fernandanatac]

I think my favorite pronoun is “they” (in English) because it can be used as a gender neutral pronoun, usable not only for non-binary people but for situations where you don’t know the gender of the person. In my language, Portuguese, there’s no such thing like that, there’s only “she” and “he”, even for objects (same with other romance languages like Spanish, Italian and French).

[@boja8875]

Really? Not even as plural? In my language (czech) we also have she and he for objects, even for I - men and women have different ending in verbs - but we still have neutral they :O

[@Fernandanatac]

@@boja8875 nope :\ the plurals are also gendered. And if you ask “but what if there are both men and women in a group? How do we refer to that group?” The answer is “masculine plural”, the male gender prevails over the female in those cases. Ex: - two brothers / they -> dois irmãos/ eles - two sisters / they -> duas irmãs/ elas - two siblings (a brother and a sister) / they -> dois irmãos / eles - Many siblings (9 sisters and 1 brother) / they -> muitos irmãos / eles

[@nonbinaryworm]

Actually now they have a French one it’s “iel”

[@boja8875]

@@Fernandanatac Hi again, sorry I mislead you, our "they" is actually also gendered 😅 I'm just so used to using "oni" as neutral I didn't realize. Full disclosure: oni - masculine ony - feminine ona - neuter However Czech also has the same thing as f.e. Spanish; el, la, los for everything. So "opposite problem", grammatical gender for absolutely, and I mean a b s o l u t e l y everything 😀

[@arielruby13]

neopronouns have been invented, not very popular yet but we have some options. Eu pessoalmente uso "elu" mas tbm tem "el" "ile" Ili" (que são derivados do latim).

[@andianajones7941]

I love watching your videos, I'm dealing with "girl problems" idk and I'm a trans guy and everything is just really shitty, but they make me feel so much better and distract me from most of the suckiness

[@finnyluv44]

yeah same

[@mehraverahmani8769]

"The horn is for decorating" "No the horn is for murder" Lol😂

[@Am3lia77]

"¿Por qué no los dos?" -Dora the Explorer

[@radiosilence289]

i laughed so hard haha

[@azulBjort_1406]

Oh Supernatural did that once

[@beelieboo]

@@Am3lia77 ya why not lol

[@nikkialkema1032]

The horn is actualy for murder.

[@agirlnamedgoo]

corry's 'hehe' laugh is my sleep paralysis demon

[@jacklandismusic]

7:02 This is wild to me. I’m a guy who’s a musician. My girlfriend is a pilot.

[@DDD2323-z5i]

13:24 Omg I've never heard someone else talk about this! When I was little adults would say I was so skinny that when I grow up I was going to be really pretty. Adult members of my family would say they were jealous that I was so skinny and pretty. If I didn't eat something they would say "So that's why you're so skinny!" But they said it in a positive way. Now years later I am dealing with negative thoughts about food and eating. Noah just quickly mentioned this, but I really wanted to point it out. Everyone please be careful of how you talk about food and weight around young children who are still figuring things out

[@thedemonunderurbed6492]

2:36 believe me, we really like high water pressure. We really really like higher water pressure

[@banana_365iguess]

I JUST REALIZED THAT MY LIFE HAS BEEN CHANGED 💀

[@seonghwasjawline8225]

funny story: Every time my parents and brother go fishing, my mother has to take the fish off the line, kill it, gut it, and cut it up because the other 2 are to scared to do it themselves.

[@elliottfox3581]

Lmao I love that

[@thegracklepeck]

Yeah I know if we ever went fishing, I'd be the one dealing with the dirty work. Not that I like it any better, just that I know my husband would turn green trying to do it and I want to save him the discomfort

[@carrotgoat2280]

Only my step dad and me would be able to actually kill the fish the others would be traumatized-

[@AlexGaming-minecraft]

"Knife goes in,guts come out. Kinfe goes in, guts come out." -Bart Simpson

[@eectricsonlyn]

Haha

[@atleastimnotginger]

Favourite pronoun: 'thou' and 'thy' and stuff These are just cool. We should bring them back.

[@noir4827]

Thy wish shall be granted

[@atleastimnotginger]

@Fucking grass absolutely. Imma refuse to use you/your in conversations and then I'll just be like "I ain't usin no plural for a single person" everytime anyone is confused abt it.

[@SarahTheBreadGod]

Thou are correct! I shall start using them!

[@josephsmith9377]

@The Bread God *thou art correct

[@VividTimeflow]

@@josephsmith9377 do not correct the bread god. it is an insult beyond imaginable and i'm greatly disappointed in you.

[@verifiedyoutubers2995]

I'd like to point out another pointlessly gendered thing in this world: Restrooms.

[@waterlemonwolf]

I mean there is kinda a point, even if it’s a problem for either non binary or trans people (like me) because well body parts (for cis people) feel weird around other ones and piss different and some bathrooms people change in but ye. I word that horribly but whateverrrr

[@sand_eater101]

@@waterlemonwolf I think, as a little trans boi (been out for roughly 16 months hurray me), I might start going into men’s bathrooms because I actually do look and dress like boys my age do No jokes, no bullshit, no man goo, I began looking like a guy and that fact alone has been keeping my crippling dysphoria at bay

[@waterlemonwolf]

@@sand_eater101 yay! I started going into the men’s restrooms and even if it’s scary and I sit in the stall for a while contemplating how I leave without getting noticed, it’s really euphoric

[@neuroisis85]

If peeing and shitting is 'resting' I've been doing it wrong.

[@ryker5457]

Personally I think all bathrooms should be single. I DONT WANNA PISS NEAR ANYONE

[@chrisgrimstad9985]

1:55 the fear in his eyes

[@darstar5255]

The only thing I agree with is the women’s boxers. Bc they have all the comfort and stuff of men’s boxers but they don’t have as much xtra space in the crotch area where cis women don’t have things to put in it. I’ve never worn them but my friend has and she says they are very comfortable

[@Johnny_T779]

It looks like cycling trunks

[@darstar5255]

@@Johnny_T779 idk bike shorts are comfortable to me

[@fluffywhiteclouds7933]

I have worn these since I was 7, much more comfortable, I agree with your friend.

[@jamesthompson248]

I hate the (too small in the crotch), men’s boxer shorts or underwear. It’s strangling my “bits & pieces”, LOL!!! 💋💋🌈🏳️‍🌈😘❤️🇬🇧👍🏽😇✨✨✨✨✨

[@elliottfox3581]

I want them but I don’t think my parents will let me :c But I agree with this comment. It’s not gendered, it’s for different parts.

[@doyoulikemyhat1404]

my favorite pronoun is definitely we because it makes me feel less lonely

[@unhumano.bhcsauntie]

aw man

[@veronicam4745]

literally me 😔

[@ko-lq7vu]

o i thought because communism

[@elliottfox3581]

Instead of “I committed homicide” it’s “WE committed homicide”!

[@greenheart9269]

you aren't lonely! I love you

[@callmekai6330]

I hate getting these type of products for my birthday, Christmas, or other occasions it just makes me so uncomfortable 😤

[@zweetsouffle9567]

For real, my cousins got me the WEIRDEST chapstick for Christmas that says, "For true women." I looked back at them and said, "I'm gonna use this for the cut I got on my lip, thanks." They seemed to be offended by that- even though I said I'd use it? I'm a very straightforward guy, when my parents told them that I was transgender, they said, "It won't affect what we get her for Christmas because she'll still love it anyway! And don't let her use pronouns, that's controlling you!" (Apparently when a child asks you to respect something, it doesn't have to be pronouns, they say, "It's controlling the parents!" So having a kid speak up to a parent is TOTAL control but it's okay for parents to have complete control of whatever your child says to you... That really doesn't sound good.

[@elliotnebula7612]

even 5 months later i still can't stop laughing at corry saying "we live in a sociedity" 😭

[@judeeeeeeeee]

i immediately thought societitty

[@rottenluck118]

Okay, fuck that. Low pressure showers are the worst and I resent the implication of having to be subjected to them.

[@michaelalpert8328]

“Working class woman often work themselves” I think Corry may be correct

[@saige6348]

I’m so confused by “UNISEX names for GIRLS” like if it’s a unisex name how is it just for girls, that’s like saying “I’m a non-binary girl”

[@ourslashgarbotm6309]

I agree that "unisex names for girls" is pretty odd, but there are non binary folks who are fine with identifying as girls

[@rexrabbitfur]

It's actually quite possible to be a non binary girl or boy! Some folks opt for medical transition to alleviate discomfort but still identify as non binary to an extent. It's why you'll sometimes see pronoun pairings like she/they or he/they :)

[@ourslashgarbotm6309]

@@rexrabbitfur That's a way better explanation than I gave, thanks for spreading knowledge❤

[@nehalittlepony]

I mean I'm kind of a non-binary girl, as I'm a demigirl and on both spectrums.

[@noir4827]

I like to read it in a positive way, like as "we are parents and looking for unisex names for our babygirl to not make her uncomfortable in case she comes out as trans/nb and wants to use different pronouns". I know a lot of unisex named people that are very happy about having a name that fits both genders, even if they identify as their assigned gender.

[@kaydenfountain1839]

13:59 youre so very welcome to anyone that clicks that

[@gamzee3610]

6:19 Unicorms did have a story where they can only be tamed by putting its head on the lap of a virgin woman which likely evolved into unicorns being tied to femininity

[@esmayrainbow6145]

What sometimes annoys me, is that clothing stores are gendered. I like the clothes from the men's section more, and when I am there the people working there direct me to the women's section. Yes I know I am a woman, but please let me pick out the clothes that I Iike, and not what society would like me to wear... Btw.. Sorry for my English. It's my second language and I wrote this at a late hour...

[@starcrossedlovers111]

No worries! English is my first language and this was written perfectly!

[@esmayrainbow6145]

@@starcrossedlovers111 Thank you!! ♥️

[@kaitheemperor3364]

you wrote this wonderfully

[@esmayrainbow6145]

@@kaitheemperor3364 Thank you! ♥️

[@thegracklepeck]

I used to frequently buy men's t-shirts and pajamas because they had all the nerdy cool stuff and were roomier. I still will buy them when I see something I like that isn't in my assigned gender section.

[@Heroshii15]

My favorite pronouns are Él and Elle. They sound exactly the same, but they're from different languages and mean exact opposite things, which makes things wonderfully confusing.

[@personacuatro1300]

A fun fact, "Elle" is starting to be introduced in the Spanish language because we don't have neutral pronouns. So, we can said than "Elle" is starting to be part of Spanish like "él" :D

[@Heroshii15]

@@personacuatro1300 I’m guessing that’s pronounced like éyé?

[@weirdo_with_an_umbrella]

Creo q la mayor parte de la gente no lo sabe y es una pena. En España TODO tiene q tener un género. Es de locos...

[@Meeko4eve39]

I think I read somewhere that the reason the unicorn is the national animal of Scotland is because in mythology its mortal enemy is the lion. And guess whose national animal is a lion? That's right: England. So that's apparently a nod to that whole thing between Scotland and England. But I can't tell you whether that's actual fact or just something that someone made up because it would be a good story to tell 🤔 Anyways. Loved the video 😊👍

[@krowyopanujaswiat2182]

0:17 1 sec before this i said "they high af lmao"

[@secretlydarkreunion7629]

i love how your talks regard actual ethical issues youre honestly the only person out there that makes sense, more people should listen to you

[@shaquille-oatmeal4403]

Dear big corporations, Why tf do you feel the need to gender things? Also, who decided that pink is traditionally feminine and blue is masculine? Like they are colors, why must they have a gender associated with them.

[@miki957]

I know!! The think I don’t understand is that in history it was the other way around, blue was seen as feminine and pink was masculine.

[@camisock]

@@miki957 yeah, it was the other way around til Hitler came around and made nazis wear blue uniforms and stuff and therefore blue became a masculine colour (that's atleast what i've heard, not totally sure!!)

[@azulBjort_1406]

Haw about we just change the genderd colors like green for women and orange for men to prove our point for a bit and then just completely throw the genderd concept out

[@katz_on_saturn]

Did u know that they used to be switched lol pink was for boys and blue was for girls but then it got switched

[@Anonymous12345.]

Because it makes more money-this whole consumerism thing has got to stop if stores are putting women down occasionally or just giving people the idea that women are weak just to make more money. I could go on a really long rant but…

[@yakuzaman5074]

I'll be haunted for the rest of the month with a mental image of Corey feeding noah like a baby bird 🙃

[@sophie265]

I always find the "men fish"-thingy wierd, bc when my family is out fishing my mom is the one slaying all the fish... she usually even kills the fish my dad get

[@callumtait4793]

Kinda badass tbh

[@noir4827]

It's not that wrong, women tend to have more empathy, therefor more struggle to kill. But ofc it differs from case to case. I don't have problems with mentioning that kind of gender differences because it's grounded in biology and instinct. Liking certain colors or songs more isn't.

[@d0tstfu.m1]

My little brother(7) put on my chokers that happened to be lying around on the counter and my dad told him to take them off because he 'isn't gay' LIKE. SIR?? I got so upset with him, we argued for like an hour about that, sexuality, and gender identity lmao-

[@00AlexAngel00]

Me and my dad always argue over sexuality and gender He doesn’t even know that I’m nonbinary But he knows that I’m lesbian but I’m actually nonbinary lesbian

[@pretty_annoying_cloud4208]

6:30 if I remember correctly the legend behind unicorns is that they are attracted to virgin women so maybe thats how unicorns became associated with girls

[@ko-lq7vu]

that sounds like a slogan.. doritos: can you take the crunch? misophonia: for when you can’t handle the crunch.

[@dragonwithamonocle]

I WANT the CRUNCH! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE CRUNCH!

[@owltoga3370]

@@dragonwithamonocle I NEED THE CRUNCH THE CRUNCH DOESN'T WANT U

[@mms5868]

I wish I didn’t have a weak lady jaw 😔 The gender envy is real

[@Johnny_T779]

Me too... But look at all the handsome dudes with small pointy chins! We might be one of them 😁

[@honda-s2k]

@@Johnny_T779 these dudes sadly don't have a lot of testosterone in their system. Look it up fact check me if you don't believe me

[@stephanie5293]

I had jaw surgery and now i have a weak lady jaw

[@elliottfox3581]

Fr do you know how hard it is to chew? The chip is too touch for me 🥺

[@sam-sz5yv]

omg!!! this reminded me of the time i was eleven and in a sleepover with my three girl besties!!!! we were having like SO MUCH FUN!!! we were pillow fighting after taking pictures in our newly done braids when my mom called for dinner. it was rice. i bit into one and crunch! my jaw went ⬇️⬆️ IT HURT SO BAD OMG!!!

[@helenemelon]

rating pointlessly gendered products or just flirting with each other for 14 min and 12 seconds? I'm here for it either way

[@aeronlangheim3462]

Finally, another man who understands the troubles of being dummy thicc

[@mifuyu8756]

3:28 this pissed me off because I spend all my time playing games on hard modes or just enjoying them and this hurts

[@matthewcharles24]

Ah Noah, I missed you popping up on my feed. Good to see you back and with Corry too!

[@SeriouslyPointTaken]

Nerd 😋❤

[@jonnalarsson3614]

I think they got the shower head thing wrong, everyone knows that showerheads with high pressure is a godsend for those without a schlong

[@ashy2074]

Ahaha

[@dragonwithamonocle]

Yeah whoever decided to market a low pressure showerhead to women probably saw a decrease in sales...

[@that_one_otaku0887]

Hehehe

[@AngelFangs666]

0:58 ✨Socititty✨

[@justanobsessiveloser]

1:20 I like the crunch ☹️

[@monkeydonk3925]

Fun fact! I have misophonia It's less 'angry' for me. I used to get really bad panic attacks even being in the same room as certain people because I could hear their saliva over their voice. It suuuucckkkeeedd. Pretty much meant I couldn't speak to certain people irl. That kinda sucks when you live with them and have to speak to them. But yo. Non crunchy crisps are a 10/10 idea. I cannot FLIPPING STAND CRISPSSSS.. AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Gl00myGhost]

the one dislike was someone who pointlessly gendered something

[@elliottfox3581]

Nice pfp!

[@salamanda11]

I have never heard “barbie girl” in that accent before. Whoa.

[@noahcraven]

absolutely fucking crying at Corry’s hehehehe laugh at the end

[@unipuff19]

4:38 PLS I GOT AN AD FOR ED SHEERAN'S NEW ALBUM EXACTLY AFTER CORRY SAID THAT AHAHAHA

[@WhyIsTheClosetDoorOpening]

10:12 THIS IS SO TRUE!!! If anyone says that women’s underwear is comfortable, they’re either lying or insane.

[@bonitaw7658]

noah your editing has been cracking me tf up lately

[@kayzmavc4596]

The close zoom on his immitation of fish nibbles got me real good, ahaha!

[@katiemarshall1737]

ok but i actually looked up the scottish national animal and i definitely thought corry was joking but like he’s not??? y’all’s animal is actually a unicorn???

[@jamesthompson248]

WILD!!! Unicorns are gorgeous, beautiful and awesomely mysteriously magical!!! I love unicorns!!! And I’m a male! LOL

[@notcorry]

i have never lied not once

[@jamesthompson248]

@@notcorry I grew up, not lying. As my parents said; “I am the world’s worst at lying!” So, I can’t lie, ever!!! 😇❤️🏳️‍🌈😘❤️🇬🇧

[@katiemarshall1737]

@@notcorry my apologies i will never doubt you again

[@kiralonely]

@@jamesthompson248 I'm a guy, and I like dinos more in like art and themes, but if I had to choose one to meet, I'd choose the unicorn, one, cause I don't wanna be eaten, no matter how cute the tiny dinos are, and two, cause fuck yeah, like irl I'd def choose a unicorn, I just so often see it associated with girly stuff instead of metal stuff, and I'm a trans guy so that's uncomfortable, which is also weird because I'm nonconforming, and like wearing skirts isn't weird, but unicorns just make me uncomfortable in art and decor after years of that stuff being pushed on me and implied that I have to like it, as well as dysphoria. However, if I see unicorns portrayed as badass, I'm all in. Like, a metal band with a unicorn mascot? Fuck yeah. It's not the creature, it's the association society places on it. It sucks.

[@kittykatbell]

Lmao i was eating doritos when that first thing about crunchy chips was brought up 🤣🤣 idk why us women would not want the crunch personally i find that to be part of the satisfaction of chips 🤔

[@elliottfox3581]

This is sooo insensitive. As Noah said in the video, women have sensitive jaws and therefore cannot chew regular chips. You must be a *biological* male 😒

[@conlon4332]

9:52 These are just boys' names that people give to girls sometimes. They still sound like boys' names.

[@renolliasmr]

My favourite prounoun is 'me' bc it describes myself perfectly

[@Robb3636]

My favourite pronoun is "mine" because I like owning things :)

[@dragonwithamonocle]

Are you, by any chance, a seagull?

[@owltoga3370]

Mines fuck

[@amelia1507]

@@dragonwithamonocle Someone of culture, I see!

[@madeline4374]

Oh shiz- y’all said misophonia...I’m diagnosed w/ that. bitchhhhhh- did not expect you to say that. anyways stay safe 🧡

[@mcoofannoyingperson7069]

Same 👁👄👁

[@nowell802]

Me too

[@madeline4374]

@@mcoofannoyingperson7069 oh damn, I’m so sorry.

[@madeline4374]

@@nowell802 I’m sry, stay safe 🧡

[@elizabethsimon9268]

me too its so fun🤩

[@crochetingcat2870]

Everybody’s obsessing over Corry’s laugh h, but it’s the little Gerr after him describing mesophonia that cracked me up

[@thetokenstereotypicalgaysi2430]

i think my favorite weirdly gendered thing is when i went to the store and i saw coffee for men which was just straight black coffee in a grey cup and then coffee for women which was like a caramel macchiato in a pink and sparkly cup- so apparently coffee has gender now and as a agender person i guess i can no longer drink it

[@lydiabeabrinkman]

6:04 I have a sign like that except instead of the unicorn it says "Always be yourself, unless you can be a potato, then always be a potato!!! 💛

[@Meeko4eve39]

Does it have to be an English pronoun? Because if it can be any language I'm going with "ISTE" (Latin), which basically translates to "this one over there (derogatory)" 😁

[@Meeko4eve39]

@Fucking grass That's really interesting. I did take Spanish in school but that never came up. Thanks for telling me 😀

[@cheesemainaim]

Idk if this is relevant but in Vietnam we have a pronoun to use informally and only to people around your age (nó). It sounds funny to me and it's gender-neutral yay

[@Meeko4eve39]

@@cheesemainaim Oh that is actually pretty cool. Is it like a 2nd person singular pronoun that you use to directly address the person you're speaking with? Like in English "you" (singular)? Or do you use it referring to a third person in a sentence the way he/she (and singular they) work? Like, do you use nó while directly speaking to the person you're addressing with the pronoun? Or does it refer to someone else that might not actually be there with you as you speak to each other about that person? If it's like singular "you" in English the whole "it's informal and for people of your own age" thing reminds me of how we make a distinction between informal "du" (= singular "you") and formal "Sie" (= singular "you", but formal and usually the go-to pronoun to use with people older than you, at least when you first meet them) in German.

[@cheesemainaim]

@@Meeko4eve39 It's the pronoun for a third person (like he/she). We use it for nearly everything: people, plants, etc. But of course we don't use a pronoun we use for a plant for anyone older than us or else that'd be very disrespectful!

[@Meeko4eve39]

@@cheesemainaim Oh I see. That makes sense. That is so cool 😀

[@renpacheco]

this video is so chaotic i'm obsessed with it

[@charlie-oe6fc]

thank you for always posting when i have a shitty day

[@scavengingcrow3498]

10:10 FINALLY SOMEONE WHO AGREES WITH ME😭

[@LGBTR3naissance]

Your videos are the BEST for being informative and LOL funny all at once. If only courses in schools could be as engaging as your content Noah. Corry of course is beautiful and awesome as always.

[@karleet177]

“if you don’t like kesha from 2000 whatever you are a killjoy” killjoy like the mcr fan like in the context of killjoys never die

[@bquncy550]

The unicorn horn is for opening the silent ninja Doritos. _True fact look it up_

[@TheDungeonofBadDecisions]

My favorite pointless gendering is when somebody looked at the crops and floggers (I work at an adult toy store) and asked me if they were for men or women. Everybody feels pain, my dude. Thats what they're for.

[@lilygreiner927]

7:57 as an equestrian idk what to feel because idk if it’s a joke or not but ily so

[@beachbunnystan9625]

also this reminds me about the other day it's red ribbon week at out school and one of the days was for breast cancer awareness so we where supposed to were pink and there was little to zero guys wearing pink so a few other girls went up to some guys and asked them why they think that is and they said because "it's for girls I'm not wearing pink I'm a guy" like you do know its for BREST CANCER not if yall want to wear pink cause it's not "masculine enough" MEN CAN GET BREST CANCER TOO

[@renpacheco]

I'm so happy you posted I'm stressed out of my mind with exams and this was perfect

[@unhumano.bhcsauntie]

good luck w your exams!!

[@renpacheco]

@@unhumano.bhcsauntie thank you!

[@yulch4e]

*I aspire to have a relationship such as these two*

[@emptyFanatics]

I love when yall critic stuff. Always brightens up my day with a laugh.

[@captainpickle1681]

CORRY’S HEHE LAUGH IS TERRIFYING, I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY OH MY LORD- I’VE WATCHED THIS VIDEO SO MANY TIMES AND IT’LL NEVER NOT SCARE ME-

[@iamnonexistent5536]

5:54 me as a little girl liked magic and witchcraft

[@micahroberts8383]

Perfect timing for a video, Noah! I'm in bed, post-op from top surgery and was looking for something to watch to distract myself and here you were! Thanks!!

[@micahroberts8383]

And Corry, too, of course! Just meant to say thanks for choosing to post at this exact time on your channel. ❤️

[@anythingwhateverwhocares]

I'm late but how are you feeling?? 😊🙂

[@momos_moments28]

The "oh you're so skinny, that's so beautiful, I want to be skinny like you" when I was underweight my whole life made me have an eating disorder when I hit puberty and my body changed because I wasn't that skinny anymore and I didn't understand that it was normal and beautiful...

[@BubblegumKoi]

Hope your ok now

[@momos_moments28]

@@BubblegumKoi oh my god I love how 3 years passed since my comment I am, thank you for asking!!

[@Emily-om6sp]

My favourite pronoun is “they”. You can literally use it for anything.

[@owltoga3370]

Mine is fuck

[@owltoga3370]

Sorry I just like being stupid uh but my favorite pronoun is also they

[@elidamess1948]

9:10 “you’ve got to beat a fish to death, women can’t do that” That makes me remember the day my little sister of 7 years old beat a fish to death with a stick in a pot. Even I was scared.

[@kirakookie]

6:12 in creek myth unicorns used to kill humans with there horns. I'm not sure if it also say they ate them, but it would make sense...ne?

[@HoneyGaming_]

4:14 “ThAt was a vErY pAtronizing look.” “It wasn’t meant to be pAtronizing…” The way he puts him thumb over Noah’s lips 😍 I’m so touch starved 😂

[@mms5868]

my favorite pronoun in disappointment, cause that’s what people call me 😀 /j

[@unhumano.bhcsauntie]

oh shit that's sad

[@mms5868]

No I’m totally kidding please-

[@elliottfox3581]

You know someone’s fucked up when they make jokes about their mental health because they deny their feelings so much that they think what they’re feeling is unreal and that they’re just overreacting. How do I know? Don’t worry about it…

[@uyfu8590]

@@elliottfox3581 - very

[@Goldlucky13]

i actually think the unicorn & dinosaur thing is kinda cute. they werent super gendered, honestly! just had different aesthetics. i want both

[@susanleslie6178]

Show me the dinosaur ones for girls and I'll agree.

[@Fakeplantcaretaker]

the chaos of this one is real and I love it

[@jaygobrrrrrrrr9545]

The french language, I love learning french but even the nouns are gendered like why is that Necessary?💀 I get that it’s just the language but seriously makes it so much harder to learn.

[@Error-kv5lm]

“The horn is for murder” 😂😂😂

[@ginhai314]

I never thought of my favorite pronoun ... Maybe "You", I like the fact that in English it can be used for one or more people (In French, we don't have that, we have the singular "you" and the plural "you") Oh, and that was a good video! PS: You're one of my favorite KZbinrs, because I like your personality, and I can understand you without subtitles haha (Also, even if I don't understand what "underachievers" means, I love the way you say it)

[@eliward1378]

I wanted to be a pilot when i was a kid, but then i realized that my eyesight was shit so that was that... but i would be exactly that socially anxious pilot today

[@monsieurbacteria576]

TW!!!!! My mema would always comment on my 7 year old sisters weight fluctuating and would be like "oh you have gained weight maybe you shouldnt have a snack" and would tell my friends little sister "oh you're so skinny you need more food than that" and then get mad when I say this is the reason I have an eating disorder now.

[@thelittleboynoah]

“Heeheeheeeheeeee” -Corry

[@averagegirl3873]

*7:56* Horse riding takes a lot of leg strength. I've only had like 3 lessons, but it was exhausting, so I disagree. I bet it's easier than if you ran the course yourself and it is for sure more work for the horse than the person riding, but can confirm it's more than just sitting while trying to stay on.

[@laurelmountain9469]

I've literally been riding for 7 years and for people who don't ride its so infuriating to watch them be like "oh you just hold on" no you dont its actually really difficult. No hate, just trying to educate.(lol that rhymes)

[@sarahmorris121]

Yeah lol I don’t hear that a lot but when I do, I don’t even try and explain it because until you sit a bucking horse spooking through a flat class in the middle of a show I feel people don’t really get what horse-riding REALLY is. You know?