COLD WAR ZOMBIES - THIS WORLD RECORD SPEEDRUN WILL NEVER BE BEATEN.

THE FASTEST RUN THAT WILL EVER EXIST FOR BLACK OPS COLD WAR - DIE MASCHINE SOLO EASTER EGG SPEEDRUN!
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[@j.mckinney5512]

Plot twist: It was a kid who had thirty minutes before school

[@kentonbox4504]

Prolly

[@davesgamingtv3069]

@Big Uzi Vert na, yu can get extra five on bedtime. This school and parents droppin yu off before work

[@yogsquad1966]

😂😂😂😂

[@Ghost-ex7yu]

Noah: Treyarch meant to do that with Aether Shroud Treyarch: *write that down*

[@SwingJake]

(Knocks over a fern) “write that down too”

[@thetrav2100]

@@SwingJake *writes that down too*

[@jayrivers8478]

*Insert Howard Stark Meme*

[@zubrhero5270]

@@SwingJake 'ello Guvnah. 'ELLO GUVNAH!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

[@SwingJake]

@@zubrhero5270 FIX THE FERN BACK

[@itzflakie2409]

When mom says dinner will be ready in 20 minutes...

[@notchs0son]

Dude I saw this exact comment on a another vid but it was the WR speedrun a squad 4

[@itzflakie2409]

@Nick Scolari 😂💪 thank you

[@itzflakie2409]

@@notchs0son ahah

[@criticalbuds6327]

I dont get it

[@jackmenoff17]

Gg

[@hussy730]

Me: being completely clueless on what I'm seeing Also me: wow🙂

[@rafaela.4645]

Part 57 of Noah reacting to speed runners. Can’t wait for part 329.

[@geckoassasin9130]

Bro it was just released today I think episode 942 is in a few hours

[@brassfish13]

@@geckoassasin9130 i think tomorrow episode 6900 will come out

[@VideoVigilante]

Just waiting for the SoE EE to get beaten again lol

[@exotic4670]

FACTS BRO

[@abigailwillen5697]

It won't be long, give him abt aweek

[@fbi8616]

“Ima beat a Easter egg before lunch ends”

[@fatpenguin1204]

@FBI open up?

[@smarty_artist1265]

Ima a beat a different egg before lunch ends

[@orangestickfigure9504]

This entire video is just Noah nonstop saying “This is the fastest possible die machine ee run ever”

[@SmokiieStop]

Well see if it gets beaten

[@mastahtee7807]

Hes not lying this will be broken maybe in the next few years

[@cheechmarin4812]

Content.

[@Znaxyy]

Noah: Is that aimbot? Average PC player: It's called a mouse.

[@loganwontmiss]

Homie that’s not just a mouse lmfao. The flick straight to his head💀💀💀

[@Znaxyy]

@@loganwontmiss Called good aim brother

[@00Grimreaper00]

@@Znaxyy nah he just has a good gaming chair

[@Znaxyy]

@@00Grimreaper00 Ah Indeed, he must have!

[@ALBO4REAL]

Average controller player: it's called aim assist.

[@justinellenberger8608]

Noah’s face when he jumped off the wing and aether shrouded: 👁👄👁

[@skylohs4631]

hehe

[@Thorfinn00_]

I do it all the time

[@letuq3030]

@@skylohs4631 you are a god dude

[@skylohs4631]

@@letuq3030 thanks my man!

[@kyeyourdad7195]

Lol yeah

[@georgenewman196]

Calm down Noah, don’t want that hairline any further from stress

[@georgenewman196]

@@Ziggy.. what can I say bro I feel like a rebel 😎

[@brassfish13]

@@Ziggy.. i think noahs hair needs a chill from that burn

[@flankz2950]

@@brassfish13 bruh thats at leat better look at shaq's hairline he has none.

[@BidenIsYoPresident]

Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kenjirotodoroki5492]

Really got to do him like that

[@zombiekiller3679]

Noah: Posts video All speed runners: Look at title All speed runners: Bet

[@mylesmacdonald9320]

4:20 That zombie actually threw shit at him

[@ElectrikGG]

Noah: THIS RECORD WON'T BE BEATEN 8 hours later: Record beaten Noah: ....

[@t7mf]

dang really? the record in this video was beaten?

[@qackage1668]

@@t7mf this was posted an hour ago. not 8 hours ago, which means that no it hasn't been beaten. this flew over your head lol

[@stylisticsguy3746]

@@t7mf no dumbass but it will bruh. The game hasn’t even been out a month so stop sucking him up. Someone’s gonna beat it and still do it legitly.

[@t7mf]

qackage oh

[@t7mf]

Stylistics Guy sucking him up? I was just curious if it was already beaten? Who pissed in your cereal this morning?

[@whitedog8529]

Steve and Scottiedog: allow us to introduce ourselves. Again.

[@skylohs4631]

Would love to see him try hehehe

[@brennondavis1588]

Always happens

[@jorgebohyn]

They gotta try so hard to get even on pace with this run

[@cruzfroehlich5262]

This entire video is just Noah nonstop saying “This is the fastest possible die machine ee run ever”

[@pl3xx782]

@@jorgebohyn yeah but their insane I bet they’ll beat it eventually

[@ross6815]

Boys i just found a way to get around the patch. When entering the aether for the book you can use a molotov on the last orb to start the coffin dance !

[@vrakathen9332]

“You’ll never see this map done this fast again.” A week later...

[@skylohs4631]

Thanks for reacting to my run!!

[@311pwner]

God tier run 🙌🏻

[@Mikey-uj3dc]

Have you tried getting the DIE from a trial reward early?

[@joe9940]

He should have pinned this since he reacted to ur run

[@sonny1322]

Well played man

[@saifzy3672]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@PauloSantos-yg7cl]

Not a single soul: Noah: BuY qUiCk ReViVe

[@theadventurest4345]

I don’t understand

[@POP-pz7fg]

@@theadventurest4345 faster helth regen

[@thejoepro4729]

@@POP-pz7fg faster health regen delay

[@davidb4509]

6:30 Did anyone else see this and immediately think “Dishonored”??

[@sauceontop6679]

me 😔

[@mdusky0726]

Speedrunner: smashing the world record Noah: ""Oh if you want to buy the merch""

[@turntogod4410]

The coffin smiley colors works it’s the button hold delay that changes the result. Go watch glitching queens recent video

[@TheeNerdy]

I just saw that before watching this video

[@brabbit633]

That's not true, if you open it midway through green it always turns gold and opens yet I've gotten many greens and blues from that exact strategy, it's a placebo like Noah said please just let go of it already

[@decipher6413]

@@brabbit633 Why are you acting like its personally hurting you for people to believe this? "please just let go of it already" Headass. Noone cares my guy

[@turntogod4410]

@@brabbit633 Change your settings to tap and then try

[@Jawara_]

I open orange and get green knife, explain please 🧐

[@josephlodato5919]

Noah: Waiting for the coffin box to turn gold doesn’t mean anything. Also Noah: I SPENT 6 HOURS TRYING TO GET THE WONDER WEAPON AND CANT GET IT. I wonder what he might be doing wrong lol

[@datboiicardo7036]

I'm pretty sure that when you're holding the orb it counts as aiming down sights and when staminup is levelled up all the way you walk faster while aiming down sights. I THINK that's the reason he's walking faster with it

[@Mage350]

Noah: Don't upgrade the aether shroud! Also Noah: *Shocked that it was used successfully*

[@Suddsmcduffs]

6:32 noah's reaction

[@vaughngod]

I thought the whole video was his reaction.🤔

[@Ethan-pr1zh]

I mean, wont speedruns be declared void if glitches used become patched? Thats the only logical thing that should happen.

[@mrball4148]

yea they become their own catagory

[@teeuchii3789]

Technically u can unupdate the game and still use the glitches so that’s why they would still count but in a different category

[@jacknewey2192]

@@teeuchii3789 wouldn't that revert the game back to before the Easter egg was enabled though ?

[@chasepack732]

@@teeuchii3789 can you do that on battle net tho? I know that’s a pretty common thing people do when speedrunning steam games, but idk about bnet

[@teeuchii3789]

@@chasepack732 I’m not sure, I just know it’s doable on the ps4 idek if u can do that on Xbox tbh

[@wisdom2759]

Noah is freaking out and I’m just like bruv still has a self revive.

[@thomaspowerlifting]

Yeah but if he dies it could ruin the run because of loss of time and perks

[@wisdom2759]

@@thomaspowerlifting I’m talking about the end right before the chopper landed.

[@nwalk33]

Love this. Noah commentating on speedruns. Cuz they never have their on commentary on their own speedruns.

[@whxtey8003]

Fast forward 24 hours: *Gets KZbin notification* NoahJ456: ANOTHER WORLD RECORD!!!

[@SkyStalker0924]

Noah just can't right now. he's cant evening and literally literallying

[@-yasko2212]

Dude my brain melted while reading this

[@kingkling3857]

@@-yasko2212 BRO SAMEEEE 😂

[@00Grimreaper00]

My brain cells committed suicide

[@nuked9944]

I laughed sm at this

[@matthew4166]

Yesterday I watched 6 hours of Noah slowly slipping into depression

[@ichivt]

"the boss.. or the friendly guy, not really the boss, the friendly guy" Noah, just say the friendly boss lmfao

[@invictuskrazed2213]

tell me why i read this exactly when he said it wtf

[@hamburger8156]

Noah is going insane on the inside knowing that he wasted 6 hours yesterday on trying to beat the previous time.

[@batataishara2893]

Noah: this will never be beaten Someone: beats it Noah: this will never be beaten

[@thomascarpenter5673]

Noah: this easter egg will never be beaten again Kooky: *begins powering up*

[@hpgains5324]

love this guys energy!

[@showz-_-6344]

Noah: Y’all need to calm down and chill. Also Noah: Woah is that aimbot is he aimbotting or is that him just playing

[@Hi-eq6in]

Sup noahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh love the content❤️

[@madladyt4287]

Noah I kept coming back to the stream every once in a while and I thought: “man he’s determined! He’s been going for a long time now!” But when I looked at what was happening I saw that you were on round 1 again lol

[@expaci]

Ahh yes my favorite type of Noahs videos him screaming at a teen for Beating the world record and him saying how he did it

[@bruhmoments7476]

Day 52 of asking Noah to make the official fire bow tutorial

[@davematthews7334]

No

[@bruhmoments7476]

@@davematthews7334 yes

[@00Grimreaper00]

50 years later* finally makes the fire bow tutorial

[@vogg9835]

Come check out Skylohs twitch! He was the one who had his gameplay shown.

[@xavier-cheeze1515]

I absolutely love how noah says THIS WILL NEVER BE BEATEN than it gets beaten lol very fun>:))

[@cameronbacon7868]

Note: IF SOMETHING IS PATCHED, IT IS NO LONGER A VALID SPEED RUN.

[@icanspelle6050]

What if it’s a patch that doesn’t affect the run does that still invalidate the speed run, where do you draw the line

[@IPatricio]

@@icanspelle6050 If it doesn’t affect the speed run then it obviously doesn’t invalide it

[@cameronbacon7868]

@@icanspelle6050 Obviously, if there is a patch that doesn’t affect or change what the run consists of. Then it should stand. If they patch the Aether shroud stuff, then it needs to be invalid. Simple really

[@supremeswrlddd]

to be fair he just goes by completion speed not speed run rules so anywhere else yes here no

[@amorzaki]

it’s still valid, but it would be in a different category

[@catbed1689]

“ will never be beaten” next week-> “ NEW RECORD WILL NEVER BE BEATEN EVER”

[@skylohs4631]

I come back to this very often. Such a crazy Month of my life for my stream.

[@cybor-qw8tg]

Noah: "This will never be beaten" The No Thumbs Crew having a speed run of 18 minutes in their channel

[@Raisheu]

Koochy “time is only a reality”

[@ryanashworth672]

I got the DIE out of the dancing zombie Easter egg the first time I ever went through the Easter egg lol

[@thatblackgt5056]

Me too😂

[@Iplayquad]

“Thermoplastic” - Noah 2020

[@t0phiness]

Noah's face when he shrouded from the wing....I felt that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's how to get around the maps on OW 🤭

[@lastgenrichtofen385]

Great reaction, side note though: you have awful luck cause the rarity color displayed in the coffin definitely has a bearing in what you get. Gold guarantees a gold weapon, just doesn't guarantee a wonder weapon

[@Dina-ek4cf]

not true I got a purple weapon when I opened it on gold

[@lastgenrichtofen385]

@@Dina-ek4cf you got hold to interact or just push to grab? Cause if you have to hold down rather than just push it means you wont be quick enough for gold. Ive literally gotten a gold weapon from it every single time I've done it 🤷‍♂️

[@tyspanbauer6751]

@@lastgenrichtofen385 you are just super lucky I guess, I hardly ever get gold weapons, usually its purple.

[@leondro.18]

@@Dina-ek4cf Yeah u probably have the setting where you hold so u pressed it when it was gold but it switched to purple, just watch Glitching Queens vid on it, cause i forgot what to change

[@Dina-ek4cf]

@@leondro.18 I‘m on PC what are you two even saying.

[@mrwac4474]

When ur too broke to get cold war.

[@alexdanelli6751]

damn that hit home lmao

[@alext.7517]

Unless you only want to play zombies it is probably better you get it later once they work out all the bugs and gun fixes in multiplayer it’s just not as fun rn

[@marcosmaciel1347]

Lmao I’m prestige 2 level 60

[@fades9105]

@@marcosmaciel1347 im Prestige 3 lvl 100

[@michaelcomerford3143]

The shower misses you

[@crazyy2jose801]

Bruhh I can’t make this up Noah and I jaw jus dropped when we saw that movement on the plane wing 😂

[@rustyjay1177]

Noah: ,....this will never be beaten All speed Runners: Challenge accepted

[@revolz5078]

Noah:this speed run will never be beaten llstevell:hold my beer

[@tyler.s]

Waiting for gold with the tap interact setting DOES work. Watch glitching queens video

[@thomascronk2269]

When Noah didn’t know about the aether shroud tactic off the plane😂😂

[@mastahtee7807]

Wow The Hype Is Real With This Guy 💯💯

[@kyubihakegaru4433]

"everything hes done up to this point. how well hes played how well hes got-" **witnesses aether shroud tier 3 teleport. Pikachu surprised face**

[@00Grimreaper00]

My favorite part though out this entire video lmao

[@barmayneg]

Time stamp it

[@jakesnussbuster3565]

@@barmayneg bruh

[@00Grimreaper00]

@@barmayneg 6:34

[@ctitular]

You can still do coffin and diary step in solo it’s just different now

[@YoutubeCommenter1st]

my real family dead and I got adopted at the age of 12 and the parents that adopted me are abusive while my real sister on drugs while my brother is miles away from home he’s in Dallas and I have no friends at school because i have Asperger syndrome so please don’t bring my family up because I get emotional about it.

[@tickytickytavi2182]

@@KZbinCommenter1st ?

[@roncreech7]

You can, but you have to wait until the start of Round 11 (Exfil). By then, we're not talking speed run.

[@joezazasin7]

Noah 🙈😂 Six hours! 🐐💯🔥

[@15Puzzler15]

When you exfil sooner than it allows you to normally lol

[@aarongoldsmith3727]

Me: *getting the wonder weapon on round 10* Him: *completes Easter Egg on round 10*

[@brynleyruzicka8313]

When bae says my parents aren’t home and you say aight be over in twenty minutes

[@marco_narco1406]

Lmao me and Noah had the same reaction when he got his first two kills so fast

[@marcplatapus8676]

Noah: I played for six hours and never got the wonder weapon from coffin once. Me who has been playing 5 hours a day for 6 days and haven’t even got the ray gun from coffin once: Only 6?

[@SlothFang]

I got the ray gun on my first game first box. Haven’t had it again until a buddy got it and dropped it to me

[@awake9749]

Yeah me too got it the first day and I did a full prestige in zombies without getting it did they nurf the rarity haha

[@WhyNotDead.]

I've literally gotten the ray gun before round 15 every game of zombies I've played thus far (only played around 8 games high rounds)

[@seph2686]

"this will never be beaten" We have been here before

[@chukieman8344]

Absolutely insane run!

[@zoinks2452]

Noah's word of the day - Triggle

[@ButziBeag]

literally 2 hours later and Pizza psoted a video reacting to a guy doing it in 18 minutes XD

[@YoutubeCommenter1st]

my real family dead and I got adopted at the age of 12 and the parents that adopted me are abusive while my real sister on drugs while my brother is miles away from home he’s in Dallas and I have no friends at school because i have Asperger syndrome so please don’t bring my family up because I get emotional about it.

[@t-virusterrance4734]

Hello, Humans. "Much wisdom often goes with fewest words."-Sophocles TERRANCE OUT

[@thomaspowerlifting]

Thank you Terrance.

[@StonedHuman]

Noah: This speedrun will never be beaten Speedrunner: Still Breaking World Records of 20+ year old games

[@stephenfitzpatrick1723]

"This run will never be beaten" Fast run the day before this 19:32🤣

[@roberte.o.speedwagon6043]

Me: What time is he at right now? (checks top left timer) _c h i p o t l e_ Me: Clever girl...

[@hello90976h]

Bro I seen him at round 4 and someone completed the Easter egg at that round with all there squad having the die machine

[@blinkz0rz519]

Did you even watch the video or just read the title? He does say right at the beginning, "SOLO"...means alone, uno, one player has to do everything.

[@FSShenanigans]

I ordered my self revive hoodie during you're round 100 run can't wait to get it!

[@simp402]

18:04 me when my teacher says count to zero

[@itzflakie2409]

Mom- Skyloh? Skyloh- yeah? Mom- your dads gonna be here in 25 min! Skyloh- not an issue mom... 😎

[@pablopablo5317]

The game was fun when they didn’t nerf everything. Only problem was the parts or w.e you call them

[@RottxnRoyalty]

"This will never be beaten" -Steve "Hold my beer"

[@markuscreech170]

noah: this the fastest speedrun! speedruners: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

[@xdSaucyy]

Speedrunner jumps forward with Aether Shroud Noah: That is the most cracked movement ever Me who always does that: Am I not loved?

[@squire8323]

Did you get the world record? No so shut the hell up

[@xdSaucyy]

@@Ziggy.. no

[@young_adriano5252]

Noah: no one will beat this world record me: BET

[@milfikin]

Cap

[@young_adriano5252]

@@milfikin stfu

[@milfikin]

@@young_adriano5252 you know it’s not happening, I know it’s not happening, we all know it’s not happening

[@vicentebeltran1323]

Cold war has brought back nostalgia from bo2 zombies day

[@ReaperShaggy420]

Yo when he did the jump around the 6.30 mark blow his mind. Lmao. Cant believe you haven't thought about that.

[@Wixeee_]

Americans: hmn skyloh, an usual nick Russians: ahahahaha, loh

[@jakiyoshm]

Noah, waiting for gold does work, but input delay and having to hold square skips over it. You can fix this by changing the input settings to “prioritize interact” which lets you do it just by tapping

[@drewsnider6727]

Noah and I had the same exact reaction to the guys "aim bot" right off the bat lmao

[@DoraTheMFDestroya]

The color does matter. The rarity is entirely based on what color the screen is when THE LID OF THE BOX POPS OPEN. I have done it dozens of times and realized that you have to time it right because there is a time gap between interacting and the case actually opening. I open a little more than halfway through green and it turns yellow right before opening, and it works every time.

[@baked701]

Yea it will lol, there’s a glitch that does exactly the same thing as the old one after patch watch me beat it

[@pacman9635]

420 🍁

[@godusopp5436]

I got the wonder weapon off the coffin but i wasn’t speed running and i was like GOD DAMN IT

[@kumarmahabir3975]

24:48 "what im about to do is called a pro gamer move."

[@maiam.3732]

the speedrunner:does something cool with aether shroud Noah:WAIT HOW THE FREAK DID HE DO THAT

[@jacobfricke9447]

Hi noah

[@cnnchdududbfbfncudududjndn6090]

Hi

[@jpg3430]

Hi, Jacob Fricke

[@totallynotabarofsoap...3626]

hi

[@HopWasHere_]

Your first

[@gasketblower]

Ur first

[@smarty_artist1265]

Hey Woods, whats a "speedrun" all i can think of is Park

[@nastyispeak]

This.. uh.. sadly made me laugh

[@smarty_artist1265]

I've been speedruning since 1967 ;|

[@nastyispeak]

1967 was my dad's birthday 0-0

[@smarty_artist1265]

Hello son

[@nastyispeak]

@@smarty_artist1265 No..No..No

[@l.jjacksonjr6623]

Im still waiting for someone to beat Soe on bo3 so we can watch Noah lose his MIND!! Lol 😂😂😂

[@ianmartin1813]

Noah is having a field day

[@maleniabladeofmiquella8454]

Pepole could still find glitches that would save alot of time and potentially get a faster score

[@detox8785]

Basically if you use the shroud you can glitch through the purple barrier on the boss fight and the ice crystals won’t spawn it saves you a lot of time so you don’t have to protect the boss

[@IRON0117]

He needs to chill about world records