Nobody cares that you're ugly (shut up)

[@_.georgia._]

"I'm a degenerate; my body is degenerating." -Satch 2024

[@_.georgia._]

"Are you stupid? Yes, you are." *hits vape

[@Liaju759]

Not the reality check that we wanted but the reality check that we needed 😂

[@nmutua11]

"everyone is ugly, yes yes they are" I love you man lol

[@jgr03777]

I feel like Satch tells this points to himself to get grounded and posting for us is secondary

[@alicjadrazkiewicz3383]

Yeah it's giving bathroom mirror at 3am pep talk and I'm here for it

[@wowiwasabi.]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@melinatedthinka8210]

yea I think that’s most of his videos. His videos are random and out of his own random volitions and not actual requested video topics from his audience.

[@De1u1u]

Whenever Satch tells us to stfu it makes me smile because it shows he care 🥰

[@veronicabrasil]

iconic KING i can't stress this enough

[@axeping3820]

More like twink

[@ten0me]

Stop what you're doing babes, Satch has uploaded another unhinged ranting video 💅🏻✨

[@IiIbub]

omg my youtube was set to 1.25 speed when the video started and it felt like I was getting attacked. much love Satch

[@volkova6209]

lmao

[@Dark-uk4oz]

These rants are so good because they feel like you really talking to yourself. Just insanely raw.

[@writtenbyjr]

these vlog titles send me into orbit

[@zsoltnagy1696]

I love hearing satch call me a liar and stupid while eating my dinner, honestly the best part of my nightly routine. I love you

[@Illucem]

Everyone needs someone like satch in their lives, change my mind.

[@MangarooKangaroo]

Not me crying over this. The video I didn’t know I needed today. Satch this is the best body positivity video I’ve ever seen. Nothing has ever really sat well with me before but this really moved me. Thank you

[@AnayRSoni]

I swear I'll never let anyone from the internet yell at me if it's not our dearest Satch 🥺

[@geileskind64]

The way i geniuenly love these rants and lowkey peptalks like they are kinda motivating not gonna lie😭

[@cute_wolfy322]

You're the therapist that we all needed🙂💗

[@cora626]

I love your honesty and clarity. This is exactly what people need today. Self acceptance is definitely the key to happiness. You're awesome!!!

[@melindagallegan5093]

Health is wealth. Though with my poor health I do feel rather ugly.

[@SouthernLadyBug882]

I absolutely love how brutally honest you are. Cup of coffee and a good slap in the face of reality from Satch. I love your outlook on life and your advice. Just fyi I think you look very handsome. Hope you get your health sorted.

[@vxws]

i'm glad that lump wasn't anything too bad, i got worried for a second :(

[@rljoseph8575]

Harsh and concise. A lovely combination. Thank you! ❤

[@nonamesorry7135]

"they'll tell me to lose weight" don't worry, this is a problem I think every single health field on the planet has... or you know worry actually because it's so stupid. My aunt is overweight because of hormonal reasons, my grandma has the same problem. You can't go to a doctor without hearing "omg teehee it's the weight" like they'll just look at you and not check a damn thing it's so irresponsible

[@Nicole-kc1vx]

Well, your problems can be caused by a million and one things, but if you are overweight it is more than likely that, if you lose the weight and are still having issues, it makes it cheaper and quicker to figure out whats wrong with you. I have no clue why people moan about this, this just shows that many people don't understand how damaging obesity is to the body. They are telling you to lose weight because the excess fat has been the root cause of whatever type of problems you have in many other people around the world, and it has been shown time and time again that losing this weight will alleviate the symtoms *because it is the cause* Also, being fat causes hormone imbalances too, which is why hormone related illnesses can't really be tested when you have a factor that can skew your results significantly. They may find you are overproducing a certain hormone, but how will they know the genuine cause of that if being overweight can lead to increased hormone production?! Also, I was overweight my whole life, was obese as a child (thank you mother for overfeeding me) and I have a binge eating problem. When I lost 23kg and entered the normal weight range for my height, the amount of health issues I had that went away was insane. The main one I was really happy about was my period finally came back and is regular, the doctors told me to lose weight or they would have to give me medication to regulate my hormones, scared me shitless, so over a 3 year period I gradually lost weight.

[@nonamesorry7135]

@@Nicole-kc1vx Brother or sister. This is not what I meant at all. The problem is the absolute 0 care some doctors put into checking what's actually wrong with you if you are even slightly visibly overweight. You could literally have some unrelated terminal disease brewing that has 0 things to do with how you're fat and they will just glance your way and tell you "oh just lose weight". This is unrelated to being obese or overweight, but I had issues with my hormone levels too. I went to the doctor. She told me "oh you just need to stop being so stressed all of the time and change your diet ^^ " I got pissed off, went to another doctor who ACTUALLY did their god damn job and it turned out that I have a lump of fat in my brain that is altering my hormone levels. It doesn't matter that obesity causes a lot of issues if your doctors don't do anything to help you. Why not test then, if obesity/being overweight si REALLY the main factor here, instead of glancing at someone and basically telling them to f off because you can't be bothered to do your job right.

[@Nicole-kc1vx]

​@@nonamesorry7135 because money, like I said. Costs a lot doing all them test just for the answer to be "you're fat"

[@Shantelle69]

We love an unwoke diva, gotta stan

[@SuperBarbaranne]

You are such a lovely young man, sending you all my love. You are not ugly, I think you have a very nice face.

[@lobishop]

Firstly, I don't think Satch is ugly at all, chubby or otherwise, then again... I find chubby men more attractive then others so I guess that's a bias lol. As an incredibly overweight woman who also studied Psychology and earned a Master's degree in Psychology and constantly battles with feeling gorgeous one day and incredibly ugly the next... Sometimes your mental attitude can affect how you are perceived. In my personal experience, when I've got low mental attitude, my overall appearance can suffer. Why? I stop caring about styling my hair, I'll wear whatever ratty t-shirt I have, and no accessories. Not to say that those things make me more or less attractive, but it is important to note that when I am feeling positive mentally, I'm doing things that make me feel good. I am doing my skin-care routine, selecting cute outfits that flatter my shape and size, and so forth. When I feel good I want to feel and look beautiful for me, and usually the men and women who've I've shared romantic experiences with take notice of that. Smile a little more (people find smiling faces more attractive than not), drink more water (helps for dewy skin), and style your hair differently every now and again. I found in life, while I'm not what everyone finds beautiful, there are wonderful men and women who DO find me beautiful. On the other hand, to be realistic, everyone wants a significant other that actually cares for their appearance (hygiene, style, etc). If you are constantly not caring about your appearance, even if that is to keep a nice set of clothes for going out, or a skincare routine, or whatever... yeah... chances are less people will find you attractive.

[@sprinklesweetm5263]

There is no such thing as having a specific rating since beauty is subjective. You might feel like you are uglier than someone else, but that person could find you very attractive even though they are "hotter than you". I also don't feel like choosing someone just because they are "less attractive than your type" is right, because that is not fair towards the person you are choosing. So don't rate yourself or anyone else because it can be damaging. If you have a very low self esteem and you keep beating yourself up, I would advise to seek help because it can be linked to depression or abusive relationships ( I'm talking from experience) It can also help just to talk to a loved one, talking can really be therapeutic. Sometimes it helps to accept that you are having bad thoughts and moving on (like Satch said) and it also helps to accept yourself. Acceptance helps to take away the power from the bad thoughts. Idk if anyone is gonna read this comment the length of a short story, but I hope that this comment can help someone ♡

[@AdriBlaziken]

i was having a breakdown and this was exactly what i need. thank you so much 😭

[@krisjol]

Never knew that this was the type of content I desperately needed online 😂 please record these more often!

[@ChelleBelle9190]

Really can't play a Satch video at work, especially since I dont have headphones on 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emiflys2008]

This is so HRH collection coded i love it

[@Marmuzele]

Love your angry commentary and a puff 💨 afterwards 😂

[@IkeaHomeSP]

idk how i got to be almost 41yrs / old spent half my life caring for elderly men and never heard of calcium stones in testes. i've seen elephantitus, among other nightmarish medical oddities happen down there irl but this is the first i've heard of it lol.

[@LilCurlyBlonde]

I'm ugly as sin when I wake up but if I put on some mascara and some lipstick I feel pretty so my attitude switches so it's a matter of perspective I suppose but thank God I have a functional body and no apparent disease and no pain.

[@r1a8y]

I can't tell you how much I've needed this! I am literally quoting Satch to myself in my day to day life now

[@TheNathanielPatterson]

I rarely ever got matches on Tinder. Dating online sucks. Even once I met guys in person, they use me and are abusive, so I’m over it

[@deutschesmaedchen]

The NHS failed to notice or treat an extremely painful tumour in my mom’s perineum for over FIVE YEARS. Cells migrated there from her cervix during childbirth and formed into a tumor over the next few decades. They did an MRI, but the doctor didn’t bother to take a careful look at it and it was never discovered until she went to be examined by a medical professional at the private hospital where she works as a nurse in London. They performed surgery to remove it and she’s been pain free since then. For shame, NHS.

[@Hleeleelee]

Satch’s tough love is so refreshing and entertaining 😂

[@juliawidmaier5334]

I absolutely love the title of your videos, they're always so hilarious.

[@ilkirenie]

i freaking love your rant videos, thank you so much Satch

[@donnagrocutt7667]

Love you Satch! Yours is a view alot of us need to hear! I personally don't think you're ugly at all, and you have stunning eyes. I hope you find a gorgeous guy who values you exactly the way you are. Xx

[@magdalena9346]

This is something that young people need to hear,because the obsession with looking good and being beautiful is getting out of hand and society is begining to be sick from this.. just get over yourself,there is more important things in ones life than just beauty... Thank you for spreading this common sense to the young audience,they need it very much.

[@emmanvella]

Satch, ily. Thank you for telling me this. Desperately needed this.

[@steggopotamus]

The thing that's frustrating about medicine is the research talks about the inportance of early detection and changing strategies etc. but there are zero medical institutions who will be ok with doctors acting off that research, the beurocracy has to decide something is ok to do and that takes decades sometimes.

[@itsamonsterr]

thx for calling me out satch i really needed this LMFAO

[@7mariepierre]

When I lost a lot of weight and men who would not give me a look before started to try to hit on me, they did not stand a chance, I totally ignored them because I considered them shallow. I don’t give a shit what you think of me, if you don’t like me as I am, fat or thin, I don’t want to have anything to do with you. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@lindasmith6072]

it's like you've seen into my soul with this one. I found it felt a lot easier to be confident when I lost weight.

[@nuttycakke6969]

Love that intro "Theres something wrong with my testicles"

[@gogirl709]

It's winter, you work indoors and you're stressed out about your health - in the spring you will bloom like a rose. And remember we love you just the way you are- you are beautiful to us (and your Mom)

[@scbbc81]

Just to keep youself healthy have you tried drinking cranberry jucice (Do you have it there? We have bogs that grow them here in the US.). I drink a shit ton since I am prone to kidney infectioms but since I hate them I mix them with either grape, black currant, pomegranite, blueberry or apple juice so I can can not taste it. Kidney or urinary tract infections are not fun.

[@Liurika]

You're so spot on man!

[@JappyJ]

I love your rants watch ♥️ keep them coming.

[@zalah1786]

I truly needed this... thank you😌🫶

[@noblepenn4816]

You are NOT ugly. Somewhere out there is a historian that swears if you, reading this, go back in time they would fight wars over you. Your stunning babes. But I hope Satch gets his hormone levels tested soon. The only things in our bodies that should be blocked are viruses' access to healthy cells.

[@briauna2003]

Satch I can’t with you🤣🤣🤣these always make me feel better

[@taylarlabree]

The diet for sex thing is so true about younger people for sure. I used to diet so people thought I was hot when we were fuuuuuckinnnn 🤣 now that I’m married, I just wanna look good on the mirror 🖤✨

[@a-noobis1689]

straight to the point like its a kevin leonardo tiktok video😭😭😭

[@a-noobis1689]

OKAY WHAT THIS VIDEO IS SO ME(besides the varicose blockage💀)

[@bethatgirl3840]

Thank you i needed this , And i noticed it too my body changed so much and my face too since i was 18 and now im 25 . Thank you ❤❤❤❤❤

[@mikoneutral1412]

I actually needed this omg

[@VideoBeertje]

17:24 Judgemental about myself either way with my chronic health conditions 😭 (But I do agree with you though ❤)

[@CillaNox]

Satch, you now made me ponder what number I am... 😆

[@NothingReallyMatters08]

I love your videos Satch😂😂 this was the perfect pep talk

[@StarryEyedSydney]

Satch, you deserve a person to tell you that you are the sh*t and the sexiest man in the world. And a 10/10. Also I love the Q&A it serves as a good reminder. I love 💕

[@Itsa-sh]

We definitely need a daily SatchRants 😂 wtf is this video? Why do i like it so much? 😂😂😂😂

[@andeatit2]

It's easy to forget how much of the way people look on the Internet isn't real. Kinda sad tbh that people will get plastic surgery and then still put a filter on their pics. Idk, man, the World has gotten really weird anymore. But thanks for saying all this because it feels better knowing I'm not the only one thinking this stuff.

[@marchymeow4584]

19:27 pure facts

[@spookyfacu]

lol i had to pause for a bit because of how many numbers were being gushed out in this video, plus the captions were on so i was like math solving with those in the screen jajhaha

[@verachocholova7078]

Finally some hard love! Love it!!! ❤

[@Simmer-In-Disguise]

"out of your own unbleached.....

[@nocontextwhatever]

I know Satch knows what a dumpster fire outfit is because he plays Sims; randomly generated townie outfits are the epitome!!! 😂

[@jenniferdivine1115]

You're my fav person on youtube I love these vids

[@SJPena89]

Hope you feel better!

[@weedshapedcookies507]

I've only ever seen your sims videos. Seeing this is fantastic! 😄

[@anacarvalho1218]

I swear, I need you as a friend

[@southernfriedpixels]

Satch’s Sassy Psych Sessions 🎉

[@anasardinha473]

Danm Satch! Just got your notification and felt attacked😢😅

[@steggopotamus]

Some basic nutritional advice. You're probably going to notice that antioxidants feel more important to you now and they are important for maintaining health as you age. Get loads naturally and with variety. Everyone talks about how fruit is great but color really is the best way to go. Black beans and cabbage had a lot of the same antioxidants as blueberries for example. Do what you can to avoid endocrine disruptors (it's impossible to do perfectly thabks to capitalism strongarming science). So don't microwave in plastic containers even if it says microwave safe is trally the only actionable thing I can think of for you to do. And then just in general make sure you're hitting your nutrition targets for your age, height, and chromosomal sex. Many micronitrients go into hormone production etc. Try to not supplement if you can help it, but it's not the end of the world if you do supplement.. I haven't really found an app that's better than cronometer for tracking nutrition.

[@VideoBeertje]

03:21 For a moment my autistic head was so confused, because I actually just got my bachelors degree in Psychology 🤣 Edit: But I do agree with you ❤

[@faithphoenix3999]

Sounds like the male version of PCOS. You could probably push to get it removed.

[@MissKirst10]

My husband ended up cheating on me because so many times he would be told I’m to good for him and they would bring him down and question us no this isn’t an excuse to cheat but i 10000% couldnt care what people look like i personally go off of personality rather than looks my husband is disabled he has a rare muscular disease which makes him look a-lot older than he dose but for some fucked up reason i hate the way people look at us. I have no self esteem i have so many mental health problems which has caused it i believe everyone should go personality over atrractiveness

[@wowiwasabi.]

also social media is also a big cause of peoples insecurities

[@aliswm7254]

i love you, you're making me sane

[@SilentAcosta]

I love your honest and brutal videos ❤

[@Seagulltrash]

Satch going offf today lmaooooo

[@Nikki_Walker]

😂😂😂❤❤We are best friends in my head😂😂😂❤❤

[@veronicabrasil]

PLEASE DO ANOTHER RANT ON DATING APPS/GRINDR

[@retired-internet-troll]

Me 28 with old lady veins:

[@kryw10]

I’ve got your one human being who looks the same online and in person, but I’m old and female, so no help at all. 😂😂😅

[@linneahulten405]

What to do if being a 8-10 and only becoming attracted to 1-3? Higher standards or/and lower yourself?

[@sandroribeiro7644]

A 8 won't have any problem getting a 3, so nothing needs to be done. The 3 wanting only 8 need to improve himself and lower his standards because he's putting himself for rejection after rejection, while the 8 looking for a 3 is unlikely to be rejected.

[@malinglad3943]

talking, screaming and spitting facts

[@dieramunzel8796]

Thank you 😊

[@IkeaHomeSP]

21:14 option 1 all day long

[@TheMaybelline]

Too real😆😆😆

[@notyou101]

Satch speaking facts

[@MwelwaOnCos]

You're not ugly satch. Facts

[@The_Countrygamer]

I always from time to time look at my pics and go damn I’m good

[@MiriamACNH]

Satch your job is social media 😂

[@Simulant655]

I’m pretty sure you can get a prescription for testosterone online. There’s lots of services that are international.

[@marchymeow4584]

We all are ugly 😊

[@IkeaHomeSP]

7:07

[@cheche833]

You got satched!