You have angry virgin syndrome (and you're chronically online)

[@septim2315]

These unhinged titles are SENDING

[@tommystyles5475]

Oh that’s cool you’re a millennial I’m actually 32 about be turning 33 in July so I think that’s cool but I do agree with you

[@JanuaryB6647]

Absolutely sending me through the moon 😂

[@Squirty___]

People on the internet have cultivated it to be exactly like the world they wanted to ignore

[@cora626]

I agree!!

[@marchymeow4584]

I love it when you roast everyone lmaooo

[@Bundyphile]

This is giving angry old man yelling at clouds.

[@FrequentlyUnstable]

Listening to Satch ranting to my morning coffee is so damn refreshing

[@preppybish153]

I love getting yelled at by a 50 yo skincrawler for smth i didn't do😭😭

[@Kadeee__b]

Love the pause whilst eating the cookie. You crack me up 🤣

[@nakseli]

I think I just realized I'm definitely not a chronically online kind of gen Z and I'm happy about that tbh 💀

[@CABS16CS]

I’m a guy who has autism. I agree that most people think they’re autistic because they’re chronically online and overthink a small personality trait or mannerisms.

[@haileymorris174]

I think I've been guilty of this before Or maybe not I'm really unsure 😅

[@fred3920]

I'm also autistic and I think it has to do with people misrepresenting autism. A lot of people perceive autism as being quirky 🤪 because they saw a 10 seconds video of a girl being quirky and calling it autism on tiktok.

[@noblepenn4816]

These videos are amazing 😂 as long as it doesn't wear on your mental health, I'm loving it. Who doesn't love a good rant? I wish you all the best. The weight loss struggle is a real one.

[@poccy]

Hi Satch, I definitely agree with your comments on how people online like to portray ADHD and like to pretend that they have ADHD to 'just be quirky'... ADHD is not just a short attention span, nor is it 'quirky', it can be debilitating sometimes and makes life a lot harder as there are so many factors that fall into ADHD.. As someone who has been diagnosed with ADHD (I was diagnosed nearly 8 years ago), I definitely agree with some of your points on the "Neurodivergent" label. I also don't agree with everyone who just uses the label because they want a label or they want to 'be apart of a special group' because thats not what the disorders / diagnosis' that fall under the "Neurodivergent" category are, they have an impact on the everyday lives of those who have a disorder / diagnosis and can make life extremely difficult sometimes.. I hope you have an absolutely fantastic day!

[@jenniferdivine1115]

The segment about the fat club shame took me out 😭 oh my goodness

[@normarijuaneira]

I need this man to make a podcast

[@clariscollection]

Satch if you like fake tanning and want to work on your body then do what makes you happy! You are a beautiful person in and out however you look 😊

[@emmanvella]

The skull vs laughing emoji things made me LOL in the office, it’s so glaringly obvious how old you are by which one you use 😭

[@oceancat8725]

I literally love and relate to you so much 😭😭

[@MsLucyLou]

I'm trained and certified in psychology too and when this whole "neurodivergent" trend started cropping up I just couldn't... every time someone said it to me I asked them "What does it mean to you to have that label?" and the change in their expression made it very obvious that they just want to use it to make themselves sound special in some way, when in reality, a truly neurodivergent individual is dealing with a serious and severe psychological condition that impedes their capacity to function, and I don't know why people trivialize that by tossing around this label.

[@vxws]

as a black person i still use tan, do as you please satch xx

[@JanuaryB6647]

Exactly, tanning helps with smoothing out my eczema.

[@LiyahAa]

Eee you crack me up so much 😂😂 a lot of these people are probably American and don't understand British banter

[@wahjeebee]

I love watching your videos because you're beautifully authentic. You do you. 💗

[@ana_bananass]

08:18 anti semistic 😭😭😭 I think the word you're looking for is anti-semitic. Made my Jewish ass laugh thankyou

[@AnayRSoni]

Satch is a friend I've always dreamed to have honestly 🥺 now I'm coming here and just pretend you're my friend and I listen to your very justified rant hehe

[@boogsassy1]

👏👏👏Yes and to make everyone else depressed. We are all not depressed and we don’t all need therapy and prescription pills.

[@auroraxxfacekilla49]

Also grumpy Satch face is kinda adorable hahaha

[@Demonlovesangel]

First, I always watch your videos, and omg do you make me laugh 😂 in a good way! Also, I don't understand the neurodivergent thing. I have my own diagnosis, but I don't go around publicly saying what I have or how difficult it is to live with that or whatever. Since when did people start glorifying mental sickness? Now normal people are going to say like omg I have x just to say they have something and feel included? Because there's no way it's easy to live with autism or adhd (amongst others). I have friends with adhd and autism and it's not fun for them. I could rant all day about this lol, but I can't change anything. Keep going Satch! Idk where people say sh*t about you but they're just offended because you say the truth 😁

[@dieramunzel8796]

Great message! You are totally right

[@MandiLingenfelter]

"if i sh*t in the sun for 5 hours..." is what i heard

[@adelaz1275]

you're so unhinged I love you

[@momo.1611]

These videos make my day! Many thanks, from an untriggered and undiagnosed millennial xo

[@karip4676]

“Ive never thought about jewish people in my life” lmao 😂😂

[@jessicacoleman4588]

Satch, I love, listening to your rant while I am reading because literally I just think so funny and so doing my favourite hobby and listening to you rants it’s like the best thing ever to me LOL 😂

[@hermionetewkesx]

it’s the same people who claim to be lactose intolerant now that used to pick on me for having a full on dairy allergy😭

[@nuttycakke6969]

You touch grass? I touch spruce trees, we're not the same.

[@cora626]

I love your rants hahaha😂

[@chandlerbaker1342]

First time I’ve ever heard you mention your father

[@pinguaina]

You are not fat. You are cute! Also, you have faeces on your cup.

[@Jadisons]

The thing about calorie deficit is moderation. You can still eat the same foods if you want to, but the reality is that those foods are the foods that make people fat because they get addicted to it and eat too much of it because that's how they're made. That's why you can't eat it at the same rate you could before when you're fat and want to lose weight, it won't work. You have to eat mostly healthy and then have cheat days if you want.

[@SamS018]

I am sick to death of seeing shorts/reels/tiktoks about adhd/autism or mental illness in general. It really is a new fad and I hope it fecks all the way off and soon. Oh if you sleep a certain way it means you have trauma, or if you think everyone does this you're wrong, it means you're actually autistic! My absolutely favourite is 'do you have any memory of your childhood? If you don't it means you had severe trauma and your brain blocked it out in self defense!' No. No. No. You should look up Dr.Inna. She's a psychology prof. who debunks popular vids about mental illness. I watch her on instagram all the time.

[@The_Tortoise_and_the_Hare]

but things like that not everything of course but certain things do match with things on actual pages about those disorders though. Which I have ADHD, well ADD but it's only called ADHD now like autism is only autism and no longer asperger and autism, my cousin was diagnosed with asperger, but anyway, I've read a lot about autism and feel I really might have it, even my aunt with a kid with autism thinks so and I lived with her from 13-21 years of age so.. but I wouldn't say I had it before getting checked out for it.

[@AXRYXN]

'Stop being woke it's literally ruining your life'. Yes! And everyone else's.

[@JokersD0ll]

As a person with diagnosed adhd and autism I find it extremely disrespectful that people self diagnose.

[@auroraxxfacekilla49]

Ohh the second the video started I started laughing. You just have this goofy real btch energy and I'm living for it. I love these so much you have no idea!!! It gets me out of my crying spells so quickly. So thank you for continuing to make these videos! 😂😂😂 I'm not even half way thru and I'm laughing so hard

[@cantthinkofadamnedname7928]

I feel so seen right now. 👀

[@chickenface2348]

I fall a sleep watching these videos😍💀

[@kissemma5174]

Hi Satch! I am (unfortunately) gen z and I couldn’t agree with you more, I honestly think it’s been going downhill since TikTok got released. I’m happy to say I don’t have AVS and I love touching grass! Greetings from Hungary!

[@NothingReallyMatters08]

People always want to be all up on someone else’s business lol

[@KHC8870]

I LOVE THESE!!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤

[@sophiedi.2413]

Recently I've started seeing a nutritionist (idk what it's called in english, she's worked in hospitals) and she actually told me I needed to cut down on carbs and not as much on calories and we made a plan. (Before I only ate 1200kcal when on a diet but ate everything I wanted) Finally I can see change without me having to go bananas and only eating 1000 kcal or less to see results

[@notjacqui]

I just finished your last video :,-) I live for these

[@lindasmith6072]

I live for these videos. Especially when you angrily puff on the vape satch. Please dont ever stop being you.

[@shadowslash932]

The gay version of HRH collection.

[@ten0me]

I'm diagnosed with ADHD and my pet peeve is people who self diagnose themselves and put it in their bio or say "everyone's a little bit ADHD". Sometimes self diagnosing is helpful... But keep it to yourself and you can follow advice that is given to people diagnosed with ADHD if that helps you. Tiktok has really brought attention to ADHD which is good and bad. ADHD is not just being disorganized, not concentrating etc... you have to come under all of the traits and severely. You will not get diagnosed if the ADHD traits aren't ruining your life (that's my opinion anyway, I'm talking about the ADHD services in the UK). So many people are wanting to get assessments and it's created such a massive waiting list and there's also a shortage of medication 😭 Also you do not have ADHD if you didn't have the traits throughout your entire life (especially childhood). Doing a "put your finger down" challenge on tiktok does not mean you have ADHD 💀

[@Deebles.]

The “while we’re talking about virginity” but we weren’t talking about it 😭😭

[@claudia3014]

I love you king

[@Mathinblog]

Satch is my daily dose of sanity

[@strippermilk360]

my fav conservitive

[@Vendettis]

Omg I have been on so many diets in my life, I use to be obsessed with calorie counting, to the point if I went over 1,200 I would punish myself. I also would go down to 400 calories, it was bad when I was younger.

[@dreamsicle3113]

Wait but that advice at the end was so good.

[@nuhh7403]

not sure if I 100% agree with everything you said but I'm not offended and your rants are very funny

[@nocontextwhatever]

Just eat dust 🤷‍♀️💁‍♀️

[@magdalena9346]

Love your honesty and I agree with some things you said👏👍❤️

[@misssavage.gaming]

wait what.. sims community everyone hates you? why?🤨.. People probs can´t handle honest people that say things straight to the point

[@SilentAcosta]

I love your videos 💜 I definitely know what you mean, I'm from norway and its impossible to maintain a healthy tan here so everyone is using self tanners. I can't believe people come at you just for using that 😂

[@Inspirational-17]

‘Angry v……. Syndrome ‘ …. Why are you so funny 😂😂😂😂

[@ineedvyvanse3493]

Not Satch comparing pizza crust to “knobly toe bits” bahaha love ya. People are so offended these days… first time in my working life I’ve been in trouble several times for being “abrupt” or “rude” but that’s just how honestly is interpreted these days

[@ramondiazdeleon6330]

Freakin Hilarious! Thanks for telling it how it is papi lol. Always watch your Sims 4 Reviews, can always count on an honest review.

[@GlitterPutty]

I will pay Satch to have this conversation with my sister...

[@anonamus604]

Nice herpie

[@tommystyles5475]

I’m the same way sometimes if I get bad news for some reason, I laugh so I get it

[@claudszr]

I feel called out I’m definitely pale as shit rn but I blame it on the shit weather in London

[@Shay_La_Soul]

I think people understand the concept of tanning. Your fake tan just looked particularly bad. Not sure if it's the product you're using or the application of the product but it looked uneven. No hate here, just my observation.

[@Jessica-gv2zp]

It's cos it has a colour indicator inside of it so you can see where the product is applied to which is what makes it look so 'bad'

[@oceancat8725]

I love you, I will stay watching your channel as long as you're rude and ending these losers

[@LittlLee]

Wdym? Is that not a cookie that I’m looking at. That looks very much like a universal cookie hahaha

[@wokery]

in british supermarkets, cookies are usually big and chewy from the bakery section but biscuits are small and crunchy in packets (cookies in US ?)

[@selinabella8606]

Satch you’re too funny and make me laugh so much, I have nothing negative at all to ever say to you lmao…out of curiosity I’ve always wondered if before the internet, were these people already as small minded and weird as they are or has the internet made them like this? 😂

[@katelyndelmont6834]

I just wanted to chime in about the weight loss thing. I've done weight watchers and I have done great well I yoyo diet my whole life. When I wanted to loose weight but didn't go on a "diet" just watch what I ate I didn't do as good.

[@TheLastCin]

I would love to get tested for autism or adhd, but the tests are so expensive and also take forever smh.

[@Frogsickle42]

TIL Brits have something called cookies. Is it a cake?

[@JasmineeeArr]

Oh man im a loser

[@IAARPOTI]

Also satch, random off topics but which chocolate do you like?

[@louisaemlyn-jones1869]

Dough bites? 🤭

[@sumsumplays]

2:42 as long as its not unrealistic to how u would get usually it’s completely fine 🤷‍♀️

[@zans3415]

gen z is a state but what about gen alpha 💀

[@alicjadrazkiewicz3383]

You do love telling people what they think don't you, Satch? 😂

[@zsoltnagy1696]

usually I agree with you but you are wrong - I lost 25 kgs and the only thing i did was eat at a deficit for the past 7 months, no special diet, no forced salad or whatever. good luck

[@張玉珍-o6d]

Whats angry virgin syndrome

[@RitoReyes2033]

Love these videos please fo more lol...

[@Bobbo662]

You look great as always ... love your laugh - I do - but please don't get the Donald Trump orange look ....

[@tommystyles5475]

I don’t think you’re fat. I think you’re actually really cute just saying.

[@Qwerty_Snack]

omgee, I ❤ U - 😂🤣 #Truth

[@tommystyles5475]

And I know I’m probably gonna get hate on the comments too and I also am trying to start a KZbin channel also

[@nuttycakke6969]

Okay wait wait wait girl- I laughed at how orange you were when you tanned do not hate me please.

[@ajharris78]

I think he meant anti-se-mit-ic. Pronounced ænti səˈmɪtɪk