Nobody Dies At Disney

From 'The Anthony Cumia Show':
A humorous look at the deaths that do not happen on Disney properties because "Nobody Dies At Disney", leads into suspicion that the mouse big be a mafia 'Don'.
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[@theronraam23]

The mickey mouse voice doing Casino lines had me laughing the hardest I've laughed in several years, and I needed it. Thanks Ant.

[@ronaldkonkoma4356]

On WNEW you would have Ant doing the voices mixed with obscenely hilarious callers and it was lightning in a bottle.

[@AewfulWrestling]

" I don't think you understand, you're all just guests here!" 🤣

[@AewfulWrestling]

@Michael Bowman it's the scene in Casino where DeNiro and the local cowboy councilman are discussing the firing of the councilman's brother-in-law.

[@bullmilk]

Michael Bowman I recognize it from The Good Shepherd. Joe Pesci was talking Matt Damon about culture and asked “what do you people have?” Matt Damon answers with “we have America, the rest of you just guests.” Amazing film 🤣

[@factsonlyspeaker985]

Mickey Mouse giving the Joe Pesci speech from Casino is literally F-king Brilliant. Kudos to you Anthony! 😁😅😂🤣🤣

[@hulkangry5546]

Ant Cumia is one of the funniest people to ever have lived.

[@anonymoussee8960]

"I'm a made guy, Mick! Ya can't hit a made guy!" fucken lol this whole segment was so good. It's perfect off the cuff comedy

[@GentlemanBystander]

I could listen to two hours of JUST this.

[@GentlemanBystander]

@@eriktruchinskas3747 That would have been TOOOOO good!

[@ljubicapopovic9354]

@@GentlemanBystander go watch it live,it's amazing

[@DoubleDoubleWithOnions]

Just listen to it 8 times

[@Primus-ue4th]

When he’s Anthony took over with the Mickey voice... holy shit

[@Beau_T_McBoatface]

" Let's go to a caller ", was said by nobody.

[@EastboundAndDowns]

"I know I get paid millions to co-host a radio show, but instead of doing my job and being entertaining, let's go to 'Mongo the Trucker".

[@ronnimm6456]

Snowy from Michigan??

[@PauloHernandezXD]

“Hey that sounds like a good idea for a website, should make a website about it. I gotta start blogging.”

[@cmofficial794]

"You have no idea how radio works"

[@stephenmason1028]

Classic mob movie lines done by Disney characters... what a freaking great bit!

[@sirdouglasberg]

holy crap! I'm crying here! The Goofy impression got me. "I'm a made guy!" HAHAHA!

[@XXthekingofyouXX]

"Remember in the movie when Alec Baldwin punched the pregnant woman in the stomach?" "That was an outtake. He really did that."

[@ddcoddjob11]

Whole new context, now! LOL

[@rafaelolivares7917]

“When they found Pluto, he was frozen solid” 😂😂

[@SamiClemens]

Nobody better at voices than Anthony.

[@whatszat5518]

The Disney mafia... I'm dead. Anthony is easily one of the funniest people I've ever heard.

[@RamblinAround]

People really don't give him enough credit. His impressions are always awesome.

[@killyourself8231]

He does these impressions it’s like your hearing the real person Lol I herd him say that in the girls voice it was spot on

[@smorrow]

Oleg I will film you do crasy shit

[@jamesnoble8205]

His Popeye was always my favorite

[@dianesmith7208]

My dad fell off the platform at Peter Pan ride. He was then run over by Captain Hook. Captain Hook had a full load of kids and parents. Much screaming ensued. They had to unload slowly as to not crush my dad to death. He was helicoptered out leaving my mom and five year old daughter behind. They were surrounded by princesses and got VIP treatment the rest of their trip while dad spent rest of trip in the hospital. They got toys, no lines, clothes, food etc. They did refund them cost of their trip. Aren’t they just SWEET

[@borrisg4972]

And I'm sure they would have done none of it if it weren't for their lawyers and PR team insisting they had to do at LEAST that much. I hope they paid his medical bills too, but I would think they'd manage to skate away from that. Was there any lawsuit/settlement? Or was accepting the toys and ticket refunds claimed to be "choosing to waive your right to persue damages"?

[@R-Lee-]

How did your dad fall off the platform?

[@kidzbop38isstraightfire92]

How is it Disney's fault that your dad can't stand on a platform?

[@kevinjohnson7300]

That Micky mouse impression made me actually laugh out loud haha. "Listen here mother fucker!"

[@mutt9779]

I was looking away from the screen and expected to check back and see the guest and go "oh, so-and-so does some really good voices" Fucking lost it when I realized it was cumia lololol

[@RL-ck8zk]

Cumia's Mickey mouse is 100%

[@21kburd]

Sounds exactly like Mickey from the ring episode on South park lol

[@josephzwielich2569]

When they found Pluto he was frozen solid 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Edward_G_Popey]

"listen, Mr. Corleone" 😂😂😂🖤

[@maevtr3922]

I need a full cartoon version of Casino voiced by Anthony

[@damagecase138]

“I like a good combo death” lmao

[@kidzbop38isstraightfire92]

3:06 "Ask to borrow his stapler" I SPIT MY DRINK OUT 😂😂

[@rigafraction1653]

This is 100% accurate, I recall when I was with Disney around 99 or 2000, a tour cruise ship had something come loose, it beheaded a passenger and they claimed that he died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital. No one dies at Disney has always been a thing.

[@Buddygrooveknight]

It's funny how much better Anthony is at doing this than Opie.

[@freddymeisner]

a ShIp NeEdS a RuDdEr

[@Theseus9-cl7ol]

By leaps and bounds man, leaps and bounds.

[@jimmieleepatterson]

Low bar

[@jakemiller8468]

But Opie’s the Dookie Houser of radioooooaaahh!!!

[@human54321]

@@freddymeisner look

[@MJAce85]

Anthony Cumia doing mickey mouse trying a Tony soprano impression would be fucking hilarious

[@Grottgreta]

One of the funniest shit I've heard in a long time "There's a lot of holes in Frontier Land"

[@magnumrex]

This clip is so funny. I've watched it a dozen times.

[@prometheuscastles]

9:26 starts off gold. Mickey Mouse as a gangster.

[@manalishi_hs]

"Do you have any remaining children that would like to be Cinderella?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@jollyjakelovell4787]

After the Hart-Cellar act was passed in 1965 a rougher group of newly minted Americans arrived and began riding the lifts at Disney theme parks dropping stuff on to the pedestrians below walking under prompting Disney to remove the convenient conveyance.

[@dezznutz3743]

That immigration bill has destroyed this once great country

[@DomJuanDellaNooch83]

So i worked boat rentals on the lakes right before and where that happened. I saw gators all the time and was told not to worry they haven't bothered anyone in 40 years. One of the lakes was there before the parks were built and has tons of wildlife. I was at one of the resorts when a teen got run over by the bus as well. It's true they take them to a hospital off of property to pronounce them dead. Many people have died two alone on mission to mars. Its both the theme parks and the guests duty to be informed and be proactive. I worked in the theme parks over a decade inside the parks and at the hotels and its crazy the things you see.

[@jessedub]

Holy shit, the Mickey/casino bit is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.

[@nategoeslive]

“Ya Bob has a good Disney story” hahahahhaha

[@mrjasonwhite73]

9:27 onward, I'm dying over here lol 😆

[@mollymafia6462]

OMG Anthony doing the Mackey Mouse Casino impression 😂😂😂😂

[@djjukeboxhero6491]

If this interest you, get the book "Mouse tails..a behind the ears look at Disneyland." It has all the fatalities from the park and also tells the story of the yippie riots.

[@bearworldwide101]

All the casino referencing with Mickey as Joe Pesci is hilarious

[@inomad]

The family of the child who was eaten was seated next to my family on vacation 2 days ago. Thousands of miles from Florida. Very nice people.

[@mrlost117]

did you find out how much money they got?

[@inomad]

That was my first awful thought. “So how much?”

[@chaddsteinberg3758]

Ya I imagine its vacations from here on out for life, where were you staying the Taj Mahal 😝 By the way how exactly did you find this out about the family? They walking around unusually dressed in alligator leather t-shirts, pants, jumpsuits, and maybe lanyards of the entire story sketched on them?

[@AlphariusandOmegon]

Good God how do the producers work for these guys, I wouldn't be able to work the switchboard and shit because I'd be laughing to God damn hard.

[@flipadip2712]

Remember that guy who tried to retrieve his lost keys under a leg dangling roller coaster and got his head punted like 75 yards

[@chuckschickbaldtacos]

Great way to set the field goal record

[@JAF-pd9mw]

What a great mix here. All three of these guys are freakin' hilarious. Great bit.

[@ryanclancy7330]

Anthony is the man of a thousand voices

[@RealElMaximo]

"Mickey M?! You made me pop your eye out for Mickey M?!"

[@marios3202]

This is one of the funniest breaks all of time on TACS

[@Pete-12]

Anthony might be the funniest man in America!

[@gregcope1]

One of the funniest bits I ever heard. I was crying from laughing so hard.

[@misfit1nx865]

Man I love Cumia!!! I went through 6yrs of college, listening to O&A shows on my PJB-100 n was one of 4 Black kids from South Freeport NY, that made it to every event at Mulcahy's in Wantagh

[@misfit1nx865]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joshb8976]

Did you get a master's degree?

[@Budd631]

Hahahahaha! Muls!!!! I good friends with the owner. John Murray. Holbrook LI in the house

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

I hope Landau fully appreciates that he gets to work with one of the funniest bastards of all time, one Antwon Cumia

[@evansgate]

clearly he did by jumping ship immediately

[@simonmoylan4014]

Anthonys voices have always been good he was built for radio

[@808kiker]

Disney Presents GOODFELLAS... GOLD GOLD GOLD !!

[@Max-nb6hf]

Mickey as Ralphie after he killed his goomah is peak comedy

[@stormbringer_7774]

Cumia and Landou are like Batman and Robin!🤪🙌🇬🇧

[@steveloafe]

I am being buried with mouse ears on and having this played at my funeral.

[@msgfrmdaactionman3000]

I loved this episode even though its made awhile back, still fresh, thanks! My Disney story is, I was at Disneyland in the 1980s with my first wife. We were in the gondola ride and I started to swing it back and forth because the ride was so boring. Out of nowhere I hear a voice tell me to stop it or they'll kick me out! I looked at the floor and there was a speaker down there, lol. After that my wife wouldn't ride on the Matterhorn ride with me from fear I would harm her on it, lol.

[@mattmurray517]

The Mickey Mouse Casino was hilarious

[@cgriffin805]

I love Anthony's hair cut ... he's adorable!

[@MeTriviSlipKlokDriva]

Dave Landau answers the question "what if Jim Norton was straight"

[@MisterBrowning]

funniest thing ive heard in ages

[@Halsey85]

9:38 fuggin gold. had me tearing up. Mickey mouse casino.

[@fredyoder5197]

I must have seen this a couple hundred times in the last 2 years. Now, every time I see an image of Mickey Mouse, I think "I'm the Boss of this family!!"

[@iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053]

There's a lot of holes in Frontier Land

[@unitedplankton2866]

more Cumia please...Free of course

[@MRLouieRS]

I laughed out loud.

[@ParkerRognrud]

I was just at Disneyland a couple weeks ago and I was hoping to get a pic of the Columbia but was bummed to see that it wasn’t out. But I did witness a financial exchange between Mickey and Jiminy Cricket. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@matthewrowley813]

I say this as someone who fully admits to laughing my ass off at this...if you laugh at this you are going to hell...see you there.

[@meadster308]

The Mickey Mobster voice reminds me of a South Park episode where Mickey beats the shit out of a Jonas brother to make a point.

[@handsomefatboy]

I could’ve listened to them use Disney voices to mob movie quotes for 40 more minutes 😂

[@omartriplett]

LMMFAO. But remember No one dies at Disney. I SAID NO ONE!

[@T_D_B_]

This is the funniest clip ever boys. Excellent work

[@marquitospino5432]

When is the hour shows? Handale!! Holeee shit I went to sleep with sleep hypnosis and woke up to this playing? My fkn face hurts from laughing so hard? Dam good bit!

[@larrylivengood4314]

Another kid tried to swim between Tom Sawyer island and the other one and was lost at sea.Fukn Home Run Cumia!

[@magnumrex]

first, she was a hooer..

[@Fluoride_Jones]

Love the "Casino" reference! XD

[@flashkraft]

Mickey: 'Is there a sign outside that says "Dead Guest Storage"?' Goofey: 'No. There is not.' Mickey: 'Yeah. Thats because storing dead guests ain't my business.'

[@mfranzusan3014]

There was a memo that went around the offices at Disney years of ago where there was disent amongst co-workers towards management that said:"employees will no loger refer to Disney's workplaces as 'Mauschwitz... employees that continue this practice will be summarily dismissed..." and within 10 minutes they came up with the name Duckau. Lol

[@MrPaulb1982]

So funny, love Anthony and Daves duo.. Shame its only 16 mins

[@timothycormier3494]

Ya gotta love a good ant and Dave ball busting rant! Hahahahah this bit made my night!

[@HUNTERS_CRACKPIPE]

How funny is it that my first ad in this video was for Six Flags!😂

[@guthyranker1724]

Some of the best segments on this show is when they laugh and joke about death.

[@conservativepineapples6203]

My face hurts from laughing!

[@darthdiggler1919]

This is one of the greatest clips ever clipped

[@stevenleejobe]

I will never be the same after listening to this clip!

[@notrealy180217]

The asian wife having extra cameras HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@blaisetelfer8499]

Disneyland was an uneasy blend of cowboys, princesses, talking mice and whatever the hell Goofy was; hard men living hard lives.

[@mattsquires2622]

This made my day

[@jakebaker4066]

That was the most consistent laughter ever.

[@brentbuda8851]

The gangster Disney characters 😂 priceless

[@freeforallfishing]

Mickey "The Mobster" Mouse

[@RayRaeTV]

"suspicion that the mouse big be a mafia don"

[@SignorNessuno65]

This show is a hidden gem!

[@LSZreduction]

Cumia's mickey impression 😂

[@artemis01]

I think this is the natural continuation of O&A

[@kinktooth6618]

Gangster Mickey lmfao Anthony is such a fucking gem

[@3kimkim3]

there were two boys that tried to swim from tom sywerland one drowned and the other used his dead brother as a flotation device to make it to the other side...

[@michaelmiller5346]

Hysterical my favorite one!

[@Cowman715]

I haven't listened to Anthony in years. This shit was hiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllaaaaaaaaaaaaarious

[@michaelknight8243]

Compound media is awesome and worth every penny. Many other great shows as well

[@Theseus9-cl7ol]

Anthony's Mickey Mouse (Southpark Mob Boss version) is spot on.

[@ronnimm6456]

That was hilarious!

[@giffordscanlon6503]

So wrong yet SOOO FUNNY!!!

[@IntellectuallyEliteMedia]

16:00 LMAO

[@krayzeejojo]

My head hurts from laughing so much!

[@JohnDoe-ge2po]

How you gonna go to Disney you don't know nothin bout no gator?

[@tjwalker3155]

That gator dead !

[@christinacope562]

Nebraska has no alligators. And apparently no educational tv programming or internet🤷🏼‍♀️I drove through the state once so this is just a guess.