Dave Landau - Wolf Master - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

[@standup]

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[@justinanosike5447]

bring back Ari Shaffir!

[@Itsbuckjames]

This guy and his boy Steven crowder spread false information online

[@IgnorancEnArrogance]

@@Itsbuckjames Like what? Please provide specific examples so I can do the research myself and be more educated! Crowder is always open about making mistakes and corrects any mistakes during his reporting. So please tell me specific examples of misinformation that hasn't been corrected. Please educate me, I'll be around for the next 50 or 60 years if I'm lucky.

[@MacNCheezeWhiz]

@@Itsbuckjames I also have time, I have seen Steven Crowder tell the world plenty when he is wrong. Also it seems to be forgotten he isn’t a journalist he is a comedian. Do you see any late night shows do the same? And I got 30 to 40 years to hear back also

[@Itsbuckjames]

@@IgnorancEnArrogance I’m not doing a book report for you if you can’t discern propaganda, right or left, for yourself. How’d that whole stop the steal work out lol

[@KeenKong52]

Dave is the best addition to Louder With Crowder since The Hodge Twins

[@mandocalrissian6454]

And now he's a permanent member of the crowder family! LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!💪🤠🇺🇲

[@KeenKong52]

@@mandocalrissian6454 I was happy to hear that yesterday, Nobody funnier on youtube at this point

[@e.jsnumismatics7741]

Ahoy

[@Warrior_Stoicist]

I hope he stays permanent

[@mandocalrissian6454]

@@KeenKong52 agreed

[@james_tiberius_kirk73]

So glad he's landed on Louder with Crowder as a regular.

[@TheHolyGhost777]

That's why I'm here. =)

[@americansoldier2530]

Me too. He's awesome on crowder.

[@commonsense7124]

Same

[@p.q2666]

for sure.

[@rollmops3113]

Yup, it's why I'm here too🙂

[@topgun2010]

I love how this is a 3 year old clip and all the top comments are about Dave joining Crowder lol

[@dylanzrim3635]

Proof that there’s more support for conservatism than the media admits

[@Aoekin]

yep lol

[@howrylo]

Right

[@anonymousfella5473]

Algorithms.

[@samael4550]

@@anonymousfella5473 that’s true, but i’m sure a lot of people found this by searching “dave landau standup” after watching LWC, ik that’s how i first watched. but now i’m back because it was in my recommended so 😂

[@oceanbreathessalty9486]

he is hysterical on Louder with Crowder!

[@off-meta-michael]

I've laughed way more on crowder since he's been on. Even crowder himself is funnier, I like what Dave brings out of him. And it's hilarious when Dave makes crowder just have to push his mic away cuz he's laughing too hard haha

[@milessharette3770]

Yes I think he is a lot more funny as an addition to their show. This routine wasn’t that great tbh

[@RSpracticalshooting]

I want a super cut of all Dave's random comments.

[@brve_he4rt29]

Thats why im here lol

[@milessharette3770]

@Clams McGee haha! You’re so right!

[@shaelisenberg8533]

Lol who else is here because of Lowder With Crowder?

[@daviebroy9174]

You know it. Dave's sense of humor is great!

[@SaltyWitch]

YUP!!! LOVE DAVE @ LwC!!

[@goodolearkygal5746]

Me. Lol. Never heard of Dave before crowder

[@Anandraj-lifts]

Me

[@LostWanderer27]

Almost everyone

[@ogamibirdflu5152]

This guy is exposing voter fraud and being hilarious at the same time right now, this is exactly what America needs :)

[@highpriestofgavinalmightyh1304]

This is his most under-appreciated work!

[@THX-eo9bh]

By exposing voter fraud you mean lying and whining because your side lost

[@highpriestofgavinalmightyh1304]

@@THX-eo9bh What did he lie about? Be very specific, please.

[@THX-eo9bh]

Don't want to get into long diatribe. And admittedly I'm more familiar with Crowders positions, But the entire idea "Biden won because voter fraud" is a Republican lie to explain the loss. What has he exposed? Republican judge after Republican judge have thrown out all voter fraud lawsuits for having no merit cause no real evidence exists to support the claim. Expressing an opinion and claiming a coverup why there is no evidence proves nothing. Dave Landau planned 9/11 and the fact the right hasn't mentioned it is proof of a coverup. I guess I just "exposed" him

[@highpriestofgavinalmightyh1304]

@@THX-eo9bh because all you have is the regurgitation of media monopoly talking points you refuse to followup on. You have already demonstrated that you don’t know the difference between dismissal on standing and dismissal on merit. That’s telling. Your inability to describe qualitative and quantitative differences in dismissals, and your reluctance to actually discuss detail don’t give credence to your position. You are also avoiding discussing the cases that are managing to make their way through the courts. Why? In other words, you have no idea what Crowder‘s team did in regard to matching addresses with votes. Nearly all if not all of the addresses that they investigated were not actually occupied by the names given. Many of them were parking lots or industrial park areas. You made a baseless remark, and I’m asking you to actually support it. You can’t. Then we have evidence that Crowder‘s team have covered, but they were not responsible for exposing initially such as the peculiar ballot counting practices by officials in Michigan, Arizona, and Georgia. Footage of State Farm Arena in Atlanta shows that after poll monitors and media were told counting was done, four workers stayed behind to count ballots, at times pulling out “suitcases” containing ballots from underneath desks. Watch full video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZakf62fo62Ki6M" -Another witness reported 506 felons voted illegally and 66,248 underage residents were registered to vote. There were 2,423 voters who were not registered to vote, 1,043 who voted from a post office box address and 10,215 were deceased by the time of the election.- www.wnd.com/2020/12/video-4-boxes-ballots-counted-poll-watchers-leave/ Here are some more suspect instances-by no means all of them: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoPKdGmspM2of9U kzbin.info/www/bejne/f4GYmmyvoL2FiJo kzbin.info/www/bejne/i5iknZhobtJ3hZI kzbin.info/www/bejne/mJCQq5-mp7SkraM kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWmtfGugqpyai9U kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKTEfmWphc2fbbc kzbin.info/www/bejne/rJaYgqWEjJiamac kzbin.info/www/bejne/pGXClqmwpZKUfMk You should welcome a thorough investigation, and not simply the dismissal of partisan judges who refuse to look at the facts of the case is being presented. When we actually bother to scrutinize the numbers, the reported results of this election are mighty suspicious.

[@WolfenYeager]

Came to him cause Steven Crowder

[@Nelfidion]

Ditto.

[@dalecrisman5597]

Mee too

[@kylefoss3019]

Same!

[@fathersamuel8474]

Yessir!

[@Realjerk69]

Yuup lmao

[@PaintedHorse9]

He has been on Louder with Crowder for awhile now and he is funny af!!

[@Cts_99]

The Andrew cuomo pick up line skit was the best

[@comfyinhoodies9884]

@@Cts_99 oh yeah that was hilarious xD

[@timothy2935]

@@Cts_99 look at Cuomo bros now hahah those self righteous lefties always groping women 🤣 they can't control themselves

[@SeSeReRfRf]

The only letdown of this special is we didnt get to hear his iconic "Ahoy"

[@TheGrimmCommoner]

And Craw-Daddy isn't his co-host.

[@yukonman3546]

Gotta watch this guy on Louder With Crowder, comedy Gold!

[@partyoverhaul]

Love me some cold feet crowder

[@tmerson7662]

Starts off with,”And this story is about my 6th arrest. When I was 17 years old....” Me:😳😳

[@myphonesmail4me]

Mis-interpreted that a little bit ha. Shit was funny

[@andywillis9701]

first time i got drunk i was 13. at a funeral. wtf is wrong with my life xD

[@tokahontas9990]

Andy Willis Andy that’s fucking weird. What trash ass family let’s kids get drunk at a funeral, what family drinks like that at a funeral at all. Jesus.

[@drofnoise555]

Tokahontas way to pass judgement ya piece of shit

[@vn9014]

Elias Farquhar sooooo you're cool??

[@dooderhooder4656]

Damn this is an especially good one. Never even heard of this guy and he killed it

[@dirty1080]

Dude i could not agree with you more...i almost skipped it but man im glad i didn't. What a fucking awesome job at an awesome story..also love when they tie shit together late!

[@gremlinaftermidnight4493]

Yeah, the penis-master is a great find in comedy. He been crushing it as co-host of compoundmedia's AnthonyCumiaShow after he replaced Artie Lang last Spring.

[@propensitytoward6760]

Saw this guy at the Looney Bin in Little Rock a year or so ago, the dude is AMAZING.

[@1badombre82]

Seriously! What a story!!!

[@jimpickens4]

@@propensitytoward6760 A Looney Bin? Again!?

[@melvinclanton221]

I just dropped down on the the floor and my friend asked if I was ok I responded: “ who me, nah I’m a werewolf “

[@Ari.Ukitake]

Wow he’s actually funny in stand up too! Crowder brought me here :)

[@TheHolyGhost777]

Same here! =)

[@sterlingbartoe5297]

Absolutely hilarious! So glad you have joined Crowders Crew. ❤️

[@partyoverhaul]

Crowder blows

[@sterlingbartoe5297]

@@partyoverhaul I feel sorry for you. Happy Independence Day.

[@stevepierce3408]

This guy can't be stopped. Dave Landau is one of the best you'll ever get to see.

[@JAMESk3gs]

😂😂😂😂 Yes hes good but nah....

[@sentientdogma1206]

Lmfao chill. He’s a hack loser.

[@waltersobchak7275]

@@sentientdogma1206 shut up liberal coward

[@jmemphisTX]

@@sentientdogma1206 as opposed to you ?

[@frankconrad8561]

Crowder made a phenomenal choice to add Dave to the show! So much so that he even HOSTS LWC sometimes! He is hilarious!

[@jimmydriskell8112]

Crowder is a great fit for Landau! He's pretty fuckin funny.

[@jadedsamuria]

Fits right in, apparently.

[@partyoverhaul]

Two mediocre white dudes pretending like they’re amazing, yeah makes sense

[@jimmydriskell8112]

@@partyoverhaul mediocre?...I know of their success, and you're trying to troll comments on KZbin. Could care less what your color is, but you're the epitome of mediocre.

[@TheActionCobblestone]

Racists usually like hanging out with other racists, so I guess you’re right.

[@jimmydriskell8112]

@@TheActionCobblestone aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!! The word of the day is! Racist...aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!! Aren't you supposed to be occupying something?

[@aydenlui]

Here because he's now on Louder With Crowder....honestly the best addition since Half Asian Bill

[@timetraveler1973]

*half asian bill richmond intro music starts playing* w-we're about to get lawyered aren't we?

[@eljehova3942]

You must be the only one!

[@BigBenzilla]

Bill is low-key the funniest guy on the show. His dry wit catches me off guard way too much.

[@eljehova3942]

@@BigBenzilla bill Richmond the Asian?

[@TrumpTheDon-b9i]

@@eljehova3942 half-asian *

[@whalepsychologist]

I don't support Comedy Central other than for Dave and South Park..Crowder brought me here! Love to Dave!

[@skyblueeyes9968]

This is my very favorite story I’ve ever heard on “this is not happening “.not only is this guy absolutely hilarious, he’s got this comic timing that just flows naturally. This guy is gonna be big.

[@TrevorParsnips]

Nope! He won't be big, he's unpleasant, and poor at stand-up comedy. You are all wrong! Haha 🙂

[@TrevorParsnips]

@Down with the chinese communist party so what? He's a hack!

[@krazyeyedone47]

The "thorazine shuffle". Seen it work many times. No joke...instantaneous limpness

[@humanmale4610]

Are you saying you're a werewolf? ;)

[@observingrogue7652]

I lost it at the lamp. I was laughing too hard to hear anything after that, I had to rewind. X,D

[@MaumenPurrwhitiker]

"They take your shoelaces on account of the hangins" lol

[@santasquatch]

And no knives because they get shanky

[@EldgeAble]

“Besides become a legend” 😂😂😂

[@kassassin_brahgawk]

I met a werewolf (1/3 werewolf actually, 1/3 human, and 1/3 demon) in my economics class once. Whenever class would get out early he would force me to read his terrible anime fanfic and walk me to my car every day and try to get in the back seat. He said he could control the weather. Fun times.

[@stokedmtb333]

Kassie Prawdzik 😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@Arc665]

I know someone who thinks he is a demi god and a bunch of other weeb things

[@awhitepigeon783]

yessssss @@Arc665

[@andrewhenry3760]

You should probably go ahead and report that teacher...

[@Tinkler9000]

Kassie Prawdzik what a legend

[@melvinclanton221]

It was like camp Roommates Counselors Crappy beds Scary werewolf stories

[@boiblu01]

AND THAT'S HOW THEY MAKE CRAZY PEOPLE LOL

[@dougmcguire3159]

A lot of truth is spoken in jest.

[@calebcologna8681]

He’s really not kidding, mental institutions are almost exclusively horribly unhealthy.

[@josephthebroseph7421]

@@calebcologna8681 they are a lot better now but its still not the best place

[@edgarflores5569]

His delivery is just fantastic! I laughed so much!

[@sannyshootsshit3700]

"He's not a werewolf, he's a delusional schizophrenic with rage issues" Well, that's just as bad.

[@dhrogontorres214]

Yes, if not worse hahahaha

[@Jvdg3m3nt]

Yeah, that was the joke

[@mike_bobbitt]

I'm so proud of Dave. I've known him from the start and he's really torn down the wall of who he is on stage versus who he is offstage. Not only is he insanely funny and fearless on stage, but more importantly, he's the real deal. Great job, buddy!

[@TrevorParsnips]

Nope! He is in fact poor at comedy! You're wrong sir! 🙂

[@fentanyljew9511]

@@TrevorParsnips u mad bro

[@TrevorParsnips]

@@fentanyljew9511 mad? Not at all, I'm happy because I just had a lovely walk on the beach with my garbageman Mr Trevor Parsnips 🙂 And this Dave fellow is a hack comedian 🙂

[@chrisgabriel9871]

@@fentanyljew9511 I think that q dude is a werewolf! Don't egg him on.

[@Fishy_FR]

@@TrevorParsnips What're you smoking?

[@ZachMartina]

Whenever you hear Dave Landau tell a story, your first thought is "why doesn't this guy have a big budget Hollywood biopic". One of the best storytellers and comedians out there today. Keep your eyes and ears on this guy!!

[@redheadsupermodel]

Dave Landau is a comedy genius. I am an instant fan. Haven't laughed this hard since seeing Eddie Murphy's raw.

[@lindseyr82]

What, not even Chappelle??? 😮😮😮😜

[@BipoIarbear]

I gotta eye cream!!!

[@kierj9858]

Idk how you figure.

[@kevinclause4p55p5]

The algorythm brought me here correctly because he is also funny on louder with landau

[@bdawgrise6961]

I like how all of us just got sent here by Steven 😂

[@wmeador611]

Because steven runs youtube now. KZbin just doesnt know it yet

[@tome.thompson9419]

Dave Landau is the best comedian out there. He's also a super genuinely nice person. Go see him live!

[@a.t.hustle1583]

Dead at "good night Reese" after he's already howled

[@gingerjesus2k321]

Great call back, great stories, great comic. Dave Landau needs his own show!

[@lewisclark5694]

This guy Dave landau is on Lowder with Crowder. He’s hilarious.

[@ccmusic2249]

Landau is a legend. One of the best stories on this channel. This one made me actually laugh out loud.

[@calebdziepak2950]

I heard Dave tell this story at a show once, and I am so glad it is on KZbin now. From one Michigander to another, I salute you Mr. Landau.

[@FnRenner]

It's 12:23 and Michigan still sucks! Go Buckeyes!

[@FnRenner]

Just ribbing you bro

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

Michigan would be a lot better if it was one land mass at least yall got a long dick lake. Thats gotta be a ego booster.

[@DaveThomson]

GoBlue

[@RainsDrummer]

Years ago I heard Mr Landau on a podcast and was immediately hooked. The first time I saw his live standup I realized how truly talented this human is and now I travel to see him perform multiple times a year. Keep up the great work Penis Master.

[@karendinkel9040]

He’s much more expressive than I thought he’d be, he has really deadpan comedy on crowder

[@josephking4732]

It's about time KZbin recommended this to me. I've been a fan of Dave since he joined LWC!

[@rickcoleman133]

My favorite part of LwC. I hope he stays on.

[@theatfshotmydog8224]

They announced today that he’ll be on permanently, he’s freakin hilarious.

[@chongli3007]

Yes. Amazing addition!

[@jakebrakeat2am489]

As someone who did a 3 months tenure at the local mental hospital, This is so accurate, From the bootyjuice to the glued lamp (mine was bolted) and we all had crazy roomates.

[@meredith_8111]

I physically shuddered when he said “poured in a fifth of Absolut vodka.” I’ve been sober for over a year and I could still taste it.

[@thepjup4507]

congrats on your sobriety

[@BipoIarbear]

I dunno wat a 5th is but I did a bottle, litre or .75 i can't remember an I was fucked for 3 days, in the army too i couldn't get over It, I was on guard just getting imagey smells of the vodka an just throwing up, I rarely drink now, good job on been sober, but if your honest isnt it super boring? I was into other "stuff" too so was bad but all I can think is that at least it wasn't boring😩 sad right😔

[@trashman6354]

yeah i was working and was hungover and he said that i felt sick

[@bradlymadams2052]

congrats! im on my 12th day right now!

[@meredith_8111]

Bradly M Adams congratulations!!!!! Keep it up!

[@daviddyer1039]

Dave Landau is one of the hardest working and best comedians I know. Love this story and love to see him getting attention he deserves!

[@evanpatten4101]

Having had worked at a mental hospital, this story is totally relatable.

[@handyrandy1973]

Louder with crowder with Dave! Go Dave!

[@OnTourRecords]

Any comedian who can take deeply personal stories and make them this funny is a great comedian. Love it!

[@SnackThatSmilesBacktm]

"And thats how they make crazy people. " He has a good point. Places like that can either REALLY REALLY help you, or completely fuck you up.

[@spinakker14]

This was hilarious! The dialogues are so perfect, not even a writer could have written them

[@SWFBeachLife]

I can confidently say I'm responsible for at least 20 of the views of this video. It's freaking hilarious and watch it almost every time it pops up. Go Dave!

[@ManetInAEternum]

Man I come back and watch this regularly

[@chipchipperson101]

dude is brilliant. love analyzing call backs and how he ties everything in. quality stuff dave.

[@reddbutton2711]

Louder with Crowder got even better with Dave. Makes me laugh so loud at work.

[@99diesel1994]

Him and Steven are extremely funny together, they just keep feeding off of each other. Figuratively and maybe literally, but hey, I ain’t judging.

[@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298]

Dave is a helluva lot funnier than Crowder, but he needs to take Gerald's seat, and have somebody like Crawdaddy take 3rd chair. The entire show would be so much better without Gerald's insufferable one liners and laughing at his own jokes that nobody finds funny.

[@antilikka]

@@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 nooo I love Gerald!

[@Kallnar]

first time I've ever heard Landau's comedy. I laughed till I was crying.

[@RetroGamerEightyOne]

Dave has taken Crowders show to a whole new level

[@TheRbruin10]

Awesome addition to Louder with Crowder. Crowder and Landau crack me up every morning lol

[@napukapu]

Landau really got a nice knack for story telling. Held my attention all the way through, great stories.

[@xavierwashington5408]

Its always a good story when u can go full circle

[@playinggames7856]

Oh my gosh, that was fantastic. Louder with Crowder prompted search for Dave Landau.

[@Banditt_Red]

I just saw Dave and Crowder talking about this bit a week ago and now it’s recommended

[@jayjohns1391]

This is by far my favorite episode yet!

[@superiorgaming1845]

“Who? Me? Nah, I’m a werewolf” XD

[@witchyhobbit]

Straight up knew it was a real story the moment he said "booty juice" bc that's what literally everyone calls it at the mental hospitals. I STILL don't know what the fuck that stuff is.

[@travisprugh6347]

halodol, ativan

[@chickenlittle5095]

You ‘bout to take a ride on the ‘van.

[@jeaninelarkin5782]

Dave is hysterical absolutely love him

[@QuickSylverFoxYT]

After binge watching the episodes of Louder With Crowder that I’ve missed, KZbin has finally given me a recommendation worth watching.

[@thebreakdownpodcast]

Been a fan of Landau’s for a long time and this is one of my favorite bits.

[@frankierzucekjr]

This is why Dave's the BEST. Hilarious

[@SketchyJesus]

One of the best comics out there today. Hilarious off the cuff one liners and very comedically interesting takes on things.

[@2FastG]

Beautifully crafted story. Dave is a legend. Not cause he’s really funny you know cause he bonged a fifth.

[@ww-ti6js]

"...besides become a legend" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Vanilla_Skynet]

Brilliant. I've seen Dave live a bunch and he always kills it. This was no exception.

[@Amanda-s7t1r]

Watched on the train, in the quiet car, laughed so hard, crying, nose running, tried to stay quiet...sweet jesus, he is hilarious

[@bradenlarsen2074]

Very few comics have made me laugh as hard as Dave! love him! He's a must see live!

[@harrisonskelton6934]

I just saw Dave Lando last week. He was great, I couldn't stop laughing.

[@Randomlessposts]

really hoping I can see him and crowder live on my birthday. Dave is easily in my top 3 favorite comics

[@melissahager9190]

The penis master is the best!!! But all props to Nick for adding sprite to the bong 😂😂😂 Fantastic story Dave!

[@FM_SAINT]

the janitor going : ' I'll be ur penismaster' absolutely creased me xD

[@eDDyL666]

i am in tears from that story

[@daisytheunicornTV]

Dave Landau is awesome. I look forward to more Comedy Central specials. He is one of a kind. Extremely funny. My fav.

[@mikegeeter9219]

Dave is one of my favorite comics all-time and this is so dope! Congrats to one of the best and coolest comics in the game.

[@cjbaker7333]

I totally agree. Dave Landau is one if the best out there! Always delivers! Never disappoints!

[@manwithnoname3024]

Dave is on his way to becoming a comic legend. Great stuff.

[@OlinKreutzRules]

Still waiting

[@manwithnoname3024]

@@OlinKreutzRules legendary status takes a long time

[@otacon6566]

"What are ya in for?" "On all levels except physical, I'm a paranoid schizophrenic with rage issues."

[@instigatorband5870]

My favorite "this is not happening" yet. The bootyjuice comment showed that he actually went... Cuz patients are the only ones who call it that

[@Jim_Fries]

Damnit, that was really well done. Excellent ending too, I didn’t see it connecting! Way to bring the stories around.

[@BrentTerhune]

I've seen Dave live a few times. He's great every single time! A great joke writer, especially this story

[@circularfile2009]

Ive never seen your act Dave, just your 3rd chair. I have tears of laughter after this. NICE.

[@randalthor2859]

Love seeing this guy on Crowder

[@cholulascomics-hoc453]

This legit made me laugh till I cried, stop breathing, and caused severe abdominal cramping. Best God Damned story I've heard in my life!

[@harutbandikyan5905]

Dave being on Louder with Crowder is the perfect combination for that show!!

[@RobJComedy]

This shit is hilarious. Dave Landau is one of my favorite comedians.

[@itsGuy]

Thank god he is part of louder with Crowder, great addition to the show!

[@zachcochran343]

Such an underrated comedian, his crowder moments are fire 🔥

[@meredithgrubb7027]

I love Dave. He makes my stomach hurt laughing on Louder with Crowder.

[@jefo-n6t]

So good! This has to be the funniest one I've seen and I've seen them all. What a boss. Def needs his own show.

[@ivan2000andrade]

"Na I'm a werewolf" I love how the story's tied in

[@aldousorwell3807]

Best Michigander accent ever. Big ups to Louder with Crowder!!