Dave Landau - Wolf Master - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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[@justinanosike5447]

bring back Ari Shaffir!

[@Itsbuckjames]

This guy and his boy Steven crowder spread false information online

[@IgnorancEnArrogance]

@@Itsbuckjames Like what? Please provide specific examples so I can do the research myself and be more educated! Crowder is always open about making mistakes and corrects any mistakes during his reporting. So please tell me specific examples of misinformation that hasn't been corrected. Please educate me, I'll be around for the next 50 or 60 years if I'm lucky.

[@MacNCheezeWhiz]

@@Itsbuckjames I also have time, I have seen Steven Crowder tell the world plenty when he is wrong. Also it seems to be forgotten he isn’t a journalist he is a comedian. Do you see any late night shows do the same? And I got 30 to 40 years to hear back also

[@Itsbuckjames]

@@IgnorancEnArrogance I’m not doing a book report for you if you can’t discern propaganda, right or left, for yourself. How’d that whole stop the steal work out lol

[@james_tiberius_kirk73]

So glad he's landed on Louder with Crowder as a regular.

[@TheHolyGhost777]

That's why I'm here. =)

[@americansoldier2530]

Me too. He's awesome on crowder.

[@commonsense7124]

Same

[@p.q2666]

for sure.

[@rollmops3113]

Yup, it's why I'm here too🙂

[@tmerson7662]

Starts off with,”And this story is about my 6th arrest. When I was 17 years old....” Me:😳😳

[@myphonesmail4me]

Mis-interpreted that a little bit ha. Shit was funny

[@andywillis9701]

first time i got drunk i was 13. at a funeral. wtf is wrong with my life xD

[@tokahontas9990]

Andy Willis Andy that’s fucking weird. What trash ass family let’s kids get drunk at a funeral, what family drinks like that at a funeral at all. Jesus.

[@drofnoise555]

Tokahontas way to pass judgement ya piece of shit

[@vn9014]

Elias Farquhar sooooo you're cool??

[@KeenKong52]

Dave is the best addition to Louder With Crowder since The Hodge Twins

[@mandocalrissian6454]

And now he's a permanent member of the crowder family! LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!💪🤠🇺🇲

[@KeenKong52]

@@mandocalrissian6454 I was happy to hear that yesterday, Nobody funnier on youtube at this point

[@e.jsnumismatics7741]

Ahoy

[@Warrior_Stoicist]

I hope he stays permanent

[@mandocalrissian6454]

@@KeenKong52 agreed

[@ogamibirdflu5152]

This guy is exposing voter fraud and being hilarious at the same time right now, this is exactly what America needs :)

[@highpriestofgavinalmightyh1304]

This is his most under-appreciated work!

[@THX-eo9bh]

By exposing voter fraud you mean lying and whining because your side lost

[@highpriestofgavinalmightyh1304]

@@THX-eo9bh What did he lie about? Be very specific, please.

[@THX-eo9bh]

Don't want to get into long diatribe. And admittedly I'm more familiar with Crowders positions, But the entire idea "Biden won because voter fraud" is a Republican lie to explain the loss. What has he exposed? Republican judge after Republican judge have thrown out all voter fraud lawsuits for having no merit cause no real evidence exists to support the claim. Expressing an opinion and claiming a coverup why there is no evidence proves nothing. Dave Landau planned 9/11 and the fact the right hasn't mentioned it is proof of a coverup. I guess I just "exposed" him

[@highpriestofgavinalmightyh1304]

@@THX-eo9bh because all you have is the regurgitation of media monopoly talking points you refuse to followup on. You have already demonstrated that you don’t know the difference between dismissal on standing and dismissal on merit. That’s telling. Your inability to describe qualitative and quantitative differences in dismissals, and your reluctance to actually discuss detail don’t give credence to your position. You are also avoiding discussing the cases that are managing to make their way through the courts. Why? In other words, you have no idea what Crowder‘s team did in regard to matching addresses with votes. Nearly all if not all of the addresses that they investigated were not actually occupied by the names given. Many of them were parking lots or industrial park areas. You made a baseless remark, and I’m asking you to actually support it. You can’t. Then we have evidence that Crowder‘s team have covered, but they were not responsible for exposing initially such as the peculiar ballot counting practices by officials in Michigan, Arizona, and Georgia. Footage of State Farm Arena in Atlanta shows that after poll monitors and media were told counting was done, four workers stayed behind to count ballots, at times pulling out “suitcases” containing ballots from underneath desks. Watch full video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZakf62fo62Ki6M" -Another witness reported 506 felons voted illegally and 66,248 underage residents were registered to vote. There were 2,423 voters who were not registered to vote, 1,043 who voted from a post office box address and 10,215 were deceased by the time of the election.- www.wnd.com/2020/12/video-4-boxes-ballots-counted-poll-watchers-leave/ Here are some more suspect instances-by no means all of them: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoPKdGmspM2of9U kzbin.info/www/bejne/f4GYmmyvoL2FiJo kzbin.info/www/bejne/i5iknZhobtJ3hZI kzbin.info/www/bejne/mJCQq5-mp7SkraM kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWmtfGugqpyai9U kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKTEfmWphc2fbbc kzbin.info/www/bejne/rJaYgqWEjJiamac kzbin.info/www/bejne/pGXClqmwpZKUfMk You should welcome a thorough investigation, and not simply the dismissal of partisan judges who refuse to look at the facts of the case is being presented. When we actually bother to scrutinize the numbers, the reported results of this election are mighty suspicious.

[@SeSeReRfRf]

The only letdown of this special is we didnt get to hear his iconic "Ahoy"

[@TheGrimmCommoner]

And Craw-Daddy isn't his co-host.

[@krazyeyedone47]

The "thorazine shuffle". Seen it work many times. No joke...instantaneous limpness

[@humanmale4610]

Are you saying you're a werewolf? ;)

[@yukonman3546]

Gotta watch this guy on Louder With Crowder, comedy Gold!

[@partyoverhaul]

Love me some cold feet crowder

[@shaelisenberg8533]

Lol who else is here because of Lowder With Crowder?

[@daviebroy9174]

You know it. Dave's sense of humor is great!

[@SaltyWitch]

YUP!!! LOVE DAVE @ LwC!!

[@goodolearkygal5746]

Me. Lol. Never heard of Dave before crowder

[@Anandraj-lifts]

Me

[@LostWanderer27]

Almost everyone

[@kassassin_brahgawk]

I met a werewolf (1/3 werewolf actually, 1/3 human, and 1/3 demon) in my economics class once. Whenever class would get out early he would force me to read his terrible anime fanfic and walk me to my car every day and try to get in the back seat. He said he could control the weather. Fun times.

[@stokedmtb333]

Kassie Prawdzik 😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@Arc665]

I know someone who thinks he is a demi god and a bunch of other weeb things

[@awhitepigeon783]

yessssss @@Arc665

[@andrewhenry3760]

You should probably go ahead and report that teacher...

[@Tinkler9000]

Kassie Prawdzik what a legend

[@stevepierce3408]

This guy can't be stopped. Dave Landau is one of the best you'll ever get to see.

[@JAMESk3gs]

😂😂😂😂 Yes hes good but nah....

[@sentientdogma1206]

Lmfao chill. He’s a hack loser.

[@waltersobchak7275]

@@sentientdogma1206 shut up liberal coward

[@jmemphisTX]

@@sentientdogma1206 as opposed to you ?

[@jimmydriskell8112]

Crowder is a great fit for Landau! He's pretty fuckin funny.

[@jadedsamuria]

Fits right in, apparently.

[@partyoverhaul]

Two mediocre white dudes pretending like they’re amazing, yeah makes sense

[@jimmydriskell8112]

@@partyoverhaul mediocre?...I know of their success, and you're trying to troll comments on KZbin. Could care less what your color is, but you're the epitome of mediocre.

[@TheActionCobblestone]

Racists usually like hanging out with other racists, so I guess you’re right.

[@jimmydriskell8112]

@@TheActionCobblestone aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!! The word of the day is! Racist...aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!! Aren't you supposed to be occupying something?

[@sterlingbartoe5297]

Absolutely hilarious! So glad you have joined Crowders Crew. ❤️

[@partyoverhaul]

Crowder blows

[@sterlingbartoe5297]

@@partyoverhaul I feel sorry for you. Happy Independence Day.

[@dooderhooder4656]

Damn this is an especially good one. Never even heard of this guy and he killed it

[@dirty1080]

Dude i could not agree with you more...i almost skipped it but man im glad i didn't. What a fucking awesome job at an awesome story..also love when they tie shit together late!

[@gremlinaftermidnight4493]

Yeah, the penis-master is a great find in comedy. He been crushing it as co-host of compoundmedia's AnthonyCumiaShow after he replaced Artie Lang last Spring.

[@propensitytoward6760]

Saw this guy at the Looney Bin in Little Rock a year or so ago, the dude is AMAZING.

[@1badombre82]

Seriously! What a story!!!

[@jimpickens4]

@@propensitytoward6760 A Looney Bin? Again!?

[@melvinclanton221]

It was like camp Roommates Counselors Crappy beds Scary werewolf stories

[@Ari.Ukitake]

Wow he’s actually funny in stand up too! Crowder brought me here :)

[@TheHolyGhost777]

Same here! =)

[@frankconrad8561]

Crowder made a phenomenal choice to add Dave to the show! So much so that he even HOSTS LWC sometimes! He is hilarious!

[@lewisclark5694]

This guy Dave landau is on Lowder with Crowder. He’s hilarious.

[@gingerjesus2k321]

Great call back, great stories, great comic. Dave Landau needs his own show!

[@SnackThatSmilesBacktm]

"And thats how they make crazy people. " He has a good point. Places like that can either REALLY REALLY help you, or completely fuck you up.

[@RainsDrummer]

Years ago I heard Mr Landau on a podcast and was immediately hooked. The first time I saw his live standup I realized how truly talented this human is and now I travel to see him perform multiple times a year. Keep up the great work Penis Master.

[@kevinclause4p55p5]

The algorythm brought me here correctly because he is also funny on louder with landau

[@ccmusic2249]

Landau is a legend. One of the best stories on this channel. This one made me actually laugh out loud.

[@tome.thompson9419]

Dave Landau is the best comedian out there. He's also a super genuinely nice person. Go see him live!

[@calebdziepak2950]

I heard Dave tell this story at a show once, and I am so glad it is on KZbin now. From one Michigander to another, I salute you Mr. Landau.

[@FnRenner]

It's 12:23 and Michigan still sucks! Go Buckeyes!

[@FnRenner]

Just ribbing you bro

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

Michigan would be a lot better if it was one land mass at least yall got a long dick lake. Thats gotta be a ego booster.

[@DaveThomson]

GoBlue

[@ZachMartina]

Whenever you hear Dave Landau tell a story, your first thought is "why doesn't this guy have a big budget Hollywood biopic". One of the best storytellers and comedians out there today. Keep your eyes and ears on this guy!!

[@SWFBeachLife]

I can confidently say I'm responsible for at least 20 of the views of this video. It's freaking hilarious and watch it almost every time it pops up. Go Dave!

[@josephking4732]

It's about time KZbin recommended this to me. I've been a fan of Dave since he joined LWC!

[@daviddyer1039]

Dave Landau is one of the hardest working and best comedians I know. Love this story and love to see him getting attention he deserves!

[@karendinkel9040]

He’s much more expressive than I thought he’d be, he has really deadpan comedy on crowder

[@woogiew00]

I don't support Comedy Central other than for Dave and South Park..Crowder brought me here! Love to Dave!

[@frankierzucekjr]

This is why Dave's the BEST. Hilarious

[@napukapu]

Landau really got a nice knack for story telling. Held my attention all the way through, great stories.

[@redheadsupermodel]

Dave Landau is a comedy genius. I am an instant fan. Haven't laughed this hard since seeing Eddie Murphy's raw.

[@lindseyr82]

What, not even Chappelle??? 😮😮😮😜

[@BipoIarbear]

I gotta eye cream!!!

[@kierj9858]

Idk how you figure.

[@chipchipperson101]

dude is brilliant. love analyzing call backs and how he ties everything in. quality stuff dave.

[@rickcoleman133]

My favorite part of LwC. I hope he stays on.

[@theatfshotmydog8224]

They announced today that he’ll be on permanently, he’s freakin hilarious.

[@chongli3007]

Yes. Amazing addition!

[@h-townJets]

Dude!!! Dave had a Mohawk? I’ve only seen him from louder with crowder? Didn’t even really recognize him!

[@xavierwashington5408]

Its always a good story when u can go full circle

[@Kallnar]

first time I've ever heard Landau's comedy. I laughed till I was crying.

[@RetroGamerEightyOne]

Dave has taken Crowders show to a whole new level

[@jeaninelarkin5782]

Dave is hysterical absolutely love him

[@melissahager9190]

The penis master is the best!!! But all props to Nick for adding sprite to the bong 😂😂😂 Fantastic story Dave!

[@SVNT0]

the janitor going : ' I'll be ur penismaster' absolutely creased me xD

[@eDDyL666]

i am in tears from that story

[@meredith_8111]

I physically shuddered when he said “poured in a fifth of Absolut vodka.” I’ve been sober for over a year and I could still taste it.

[@thepjup4507]

congrats on your sobriety

[@BipoIarbear]

I dunno wat a 5th is but I did a bottle, litre or .75 i can't remember an I was fucked for 3 days, in the army too i couldn't get over It, I was on guard just getting imagey smells of the vodka an just throwing up, I rarely drink now, good job on been sober, but if your honest isnt it super boring? I was into other "stuff" too so was bad but all I can think is that at least it wasn't boring😩 sad right😔

[@trashman6354]

yeah i was working and was hungover and he said that i felt sick

[@bradlymadams2052]

congrats! im on my 12th day right now!

[@meredith_8111]

Bradly M Adams congratulations!!!!! Keep it up!

[@harutbandikyan5905]

Dave being on Louder with Crowder is the perfect combination for that show!!

[@Vanilla_Skynet]

Brilliant. I've seen Dave live a bunch and he always kills it. This was no exception.

[@jayjohns1391]

This is by far my favorite episode yet!

[@killajoe81]

He was the best part of louder with crowder, excited to see him in his own show soon.

[@Amanda-s7t1r]

Watched on the train, in the quiet car, laughed so hard, crying, nose running, tried to stay quiet...sweet jesus, he is hilarious

[@circularfile2009]

Ive never seen your act Dave, just your 3rd chair. I have tears of laughter after this. NICE.

[@mikegeeter9219]

Dave is one of my favorite comics all-time and this is so dope! Congrats to one of the best and coolest comics in the game.

[@cjbaker7333]

I totally agree. Dave Landau is one if the best out there! Always delivers! Never disappoints!

[@dwayneelizondomountaindewh6073]

DAVE LANDAU is a legend!

[@BigChump23234]

Dave murdered that set

[@2FastG]

Beautifully crafted story. Dave is a legend. Not cause he’s really funny you know cause he bonged a fifth.

[@yiepikj]

Louder with crowder is my fav. Show ..and when Dave is host it's very funny

[@ww-ti6js]

"...besides become a legend" 🤣🤣🤣

[@ivan2000andrade]

"Na I'm a werewolf" I love how the story's tied in

[@handyrandy1973]

Louder with crowder with Dave! Go Dave!

[@itsGuy]

Thank god he is part of louder with Crowder, great addition to the show!

[@bradenlarsen2074]

Very few comics have made me laugh as hard as Dave! love him! He's a must see live!

[@hippa2dahoppa2]

dave is one of the funniest comedians out there, in the top 10 i would say

[@JoshD4PREZ]

Dave Landau is one of the funniest people alive, I love Louder with Crowder with Dave days!! 👍👍

[@deborahstollman6238]

We love you Dave! You are extremely funny!! Great comedian. Maybe we’ll get to see one of your shows. 😻

[@manwithnoname3024]

Dave is on his way to becoming a comic legend. Great stuff.

[@OlinKreutzRules]

Still waiting

[@manwithnoname3024]

@@OlinKreutzRules legendary status takes a long time

[@meredithgrubb7027]

I love Dave. He makes my stomach hurt laughing on Louder with Crowder.

[@sk3tchyj3ffgaming17]

the best episode of This Is Not happening

[@zachcochran343]

Such an underrated comedian, his crowder moments are fire 🔥

[@daisytheunicornTV]

Dave Landau is awesome. I look forward to more Comedy Central specials. He is one of a kind. Extremely funny. My fav.

[@RobJComedy]

This shit is hilarious. Dave Landau is one of my favorite comedians.

[@CalsGirl97]

Im so glad that Louder with Crowder has had Dave on because hes hilarious🤣

[@mikeskidoo3991]

Dave is awesome to watch and listen to on louder with crowder!

[@instigatorband5870]

My favorite "this is not happening" yet. The bootyjuice comment showed that he actually went... Cuz patients are the only ones who call it that

[@NickCorvello]

Because of Louder With Crowder on my lists and in my watch history, I can only imagine it was a matter of time before Landau specials would land on my recommended videos

[@9171paladin]

His voice just magnifies his maddness

[@MaddyGonner]

I’m a senior at that school I’m friends with his brother and I’m definitely going to start this again

[@aldousorwell3807]

Best Michigander accent ever. Big ups to Louder with Crowder!!

[@JessicaTorres-ty5ub]

I’ve gone to a lot of live comedy shows over the years. Some comedians you just can’t get in to & forget their name before they are even off stage. Then there’s comedians like Dave that you go home & immediately look them up and sign up for their email lists, etc... I have been seeing Dave pretty consistently for the last 6 years or so & I can honestly say I laugh every time. He delivers his set every time with a great energy - & throw in his facial expressions & “voices” - even if you know the jokes you can’t help but crack up. It’s awesome to see him getting more exposure because he deserves it! Do yourself a favor:: Check out his website get to a live show!

[@TrevorParsnips]

Nope! All untrue, in fact, I think you have a poor opinion! 🙂

[@Ted_II]

Landau's commentary on Louder with Crowder is hilarious...dude's delivery is great

[@fishgang2023]

Dave is the next generation of comedian...just coming into his prime

[@richardtee17]

I'm so happy that Davey boy is blowing up. Meritocracy is real. Great guy.

[@catlover8360]

the build up was just insane..great delivery on this one! xD

[@ShortbusMooner]

This is a 3 year old vid, and I love all the new comments (because Lowder with Crowder)!! Dave is awesome!!

[@simon01ize]

Pure gold!!

[@huizjemusic5997]

Definitely in my top three stories

[@ChrisClark30]

This is a great comedy special. Great job Dave. I hope you have more.

[@TrevorParsnips]

I hope he doesn't! He's poor at comedy! Your opinion, in my opinion, is awful! Haha 🙂

[@wiggleroom3039]

Laughed so long and hard that I couldn't breathe, 'til tears ran down my cheeks. My belly still hurts.

[@JG-zo2lu]

Dave’s delivery and timing are perfect

[@sarkisjraije2796]

Love the delivery! Nailed it as always!

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

Thanks Louder with Crowder for recommendations for comedians

[@lincolnshirey9824]

Lmao every comment says something about Lowder With Crowder and I love it

[@Dani4True]

Haven’t been watching him long...but damn he’s good. Finally a comic I love. It’s been a long time since I’ve found one like Dave.

[@dustykolkin6215]

He came to Minnesota this week and he was awesome.

[@kristofferolson203]

Dave is one of the best working comics of today. See him whenever you can!

[@summersquall7448]

One of the funniest stories I've heard on here. He's got a dope watch too. Wish I could see what brand it is.

[@thelokifiles]

Best stand up ever.

[@onlyonewhyphy]

I have only ever seen Dave on Louder with Crowder. Clearly, my loss because he's excellent on stage.

[@ivdddoxiemama7275]

We love you Dave!!

[@kevinforeman5883]

This guy is the best thing on louder with crowder

[@denisseenriquez6767]

Dave is awesome! #LowderwithCrowder

[@stingray0729]

Love this guy. One of the funniest I have ever seen.

[@natemyers8917]

Omg. I seen this years ago and thought he was hilarious but forgot his name. I see him on Crowder all the time but never knew it was him till I just saw this again! Lol. Awesome