Noel Edmonds Knew The REAL Phillip Schofield

This is from Noel's House Party in the 90's
#phillipschofield

[@hughgrection5674]

What Gordon actually said was “I reported interference to the BBC, but they wouldn’t listen to me” 😂

[@BrianC1664]

"Somebody is wrist deep in me right now"

[@Stargazer3131]

​@BrianC1664😂😂😂😈⚰️

[@HoweSteven]

Gordon definitely got it. Bareback. Probably in a little homemade public school boy outfit !!!!

[@ythinder]

Gordon knew, but nobody could understand him

[@ButeSound]

Squeak once if you need help

[@ythinder]

@@ButeSound He squeaked more than once my friend

[@richard7645]

his mate sweep understood him

[@ythinder]

@@richard7645 hahahaha 😆

[@stephenroney2366]

Both Philips hands were above the desk, so.........what part of Philips anatomy was used to move Gordon the Gopher?

[@neilgodfrey2669]

What Gordon really said was “don’t leave me alone with that man”

[@johnoneill4483]

That perv.!

[@rangerwhite5165]

Gordon shouting "He nonced me up Noel".

[@goatlps]

He had a gay relationship with a younger man, but he was well past the age of consent. Not sure what he did wrong there, although he was probably a snide.

[@gilpetperdon9831]

​@@goatlpsit was unprofessional

[@HoweSteven]

​@@goatlps HE FUGGED A PUPPET !! And groomed a wee lad.

[@Ez_bitmoji_roblox]

Noel never seems to age 😂

[@ianandrewhay]

The eternal fourth Bee Gee.

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

That may just be because this clip is thirty years old.

[@ianandrewhay]

@@ProjectFlashlight612 I think they are aware of that. The point is he looks the same today.

[@anticat900]

This clip is from 35 years ago?

[@hen5555]

He's always looked in his late 60s

[@MK-rk4no]

Gordon knew everything. That's why they had to silence him and bring in the duck.

[@JelMain]

'Ere, my brother was sound man on that show.

[@thedudeabides3138]

Gordon looked genuinely nervous. The kinda nervous gerbils feel around Richard Gere.

[@joelogjam9163]

You can tell that Gordon doesn't really want to be there.

[@chrisbirch4150]

He was just never really heard. So fucking sad!

[@kamrynstone9181]

@@chrisbirch4150just like johnny rotten why is american and british big names all nonces well ill tell u the real sad truth america rn is being run by a jimmy saville 2.0 and the english are in shambles the world is doomed we need a hero

[@Dave-hu5hr]

"Squeak!" "Help me - for the love of GOD." "SQUEEEAK!!"

[@karlanders1200]

Noel#s house party was great & top marks to Noel for not being a nonce.

[@medalion1390]

It says a lot that we’ve gotten to the point where we’re congratulating celebrities for _not_ being nonces.

[@traceytepper4620]

Yet (😢)

[@Dr.Gunsmith]

@@traceytepper4620true

[@davidndavidn2222222]

Noel edmunds not a freemason? who are you trying to kid,or didn't you know what "freemasonry" is?

[@mark4lev]

I think Edmond’s was considered as ok in the industry. Normal married family man who didn’t cheat on his missus

[@AndrewEdwardBailey]

The man who controlled the puppet Gordon, Paul Smith, is now a higher up at the BBC. A controller of compliance actually. When Schofield was on Room 101, Gordon the Gopher was one of the things he attempted to put in there. I always suspected the two people, Phil and Paul, never got along. No wonder Phil went to ITV.

[@threegenders201]

Do not doubt the gopher's powers of perception

[@thatdognotthepuppy5809]

​@@Man_fay_the_BruNo one has ever alleged Schofield to be a nonce, sounds like projection from you.

[@FiveDORRA]

I shudder to think what phil " wanted to put up there"

[@FiveDORRA]

thatdognotthepuppy5809 mc greevy was underage,

[@davidoflazarus4601]

I thought Gordon was a real gopher😯

[@blackmore4]

I thought it was obvious he was a nine bob note from the beginning.

[@Isleofskye]

Now he's not worth two bob.

[@stratocaster1986able]

The show was fucking unreal back in the day. So good.

[@MK-rk4no]

Yep, cities of gold, grotbags, tbag and t-shirt thundercats, ghostbusters...therebwas so much good stuff.

[@SjMk1.]

I've recently wanted to watch NHP again, reminisce now I'm 40 ...

[@NeilReynolds-hg9gh]

​@@SjMk1.Telly Addicts is a good watch too, loved it as a kid. 😁🙃

[@stevocarton]

I watched an episode with my Missus recently, just for a bit of early nineties nostalgia. We turned it off after ten minutes because it was shite.

[@LizzieMc]

He was vile then and he’s vile now. How pompous.

[@AC-LING666]

Phillip Schofield is a wonderful beautiful man with age, grace and ellegance, a true example of how men should be in the United Kingdom

[@zombiemosher1139]

​@@AC-LING666🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@roboosh]

​@@AC-LING666What grooming subordinates at work and cheating on your wife and kids? Do you Vote liberal or green?

[@gavrfc09]

@@AC-LING666yer maw punts cooncil

[@isobeljohnshoward]

@@AC-LING666Jesus Christ, please tell me you’re joking 💀💀💀💀💀

[@bigcahoonaburger8550]

I’ve heard the latest is that after Schofield’s scandal came out Gorden confessed he used to have secret meets in a hotel, snorting cotton wool ball sessions with Edd the duck.

[@eclectica1]

That somehow sounds very plausible.

[@AGNETHAFALTSK0G]

@@eclectica1 My daughter went stelth camping with her pal and pitched a tent on top of the roof of a 18th century church, they used a flat section of the roof covered in lead to get a comfortable spot, unfortunately they didn't realize that this church was still in use and got the fright of their lives when the bells began ringing very early the next morning. They had been using what they thought was a disused chimney pot as a toilet, unfortunately this chimney connected to the ministers changing room and they discovered a fireplace full of human solid waste inside the church. My daughter and hers pal had some explaining to do when the security arrived!

[@TheImaginaryBeing]

The answer is obvious. Gordon should present this morning

[@AurumEtAes]

Roland Rat might make it watchable

[@whatwhatyep]

People are reaching.

[@itsyourlastrolo]

Yup, couch dwelling people pulling their backs out because this reach is the most exercise they do.

[@RatThing8369]

Schovile is a reach around seasoned pro

[@davidcoolomfg8129]

@@itsyourlastrolo🫨

[@TheMerchantOfTruth]

Schobeast reached up Gordon's backside everyday , Sick nonce .

[@awreckingball]

Wholesome innocent Saturdays. Sigh.

[@arthurballs9632]

Well, at least these days presenters are openly shoving their perversions into the cameras

[@davidkeele9483]

Miss those days... I suppose we have to be grateful and thankful that this was our childhood, light years away compared to the degeneracy we have now!

[@peteatkinson3500]

It was a god-awful programme! Saturday night TV always has, always will be, terrible...

[@dfcvda]

the whole of Schofields family are all on the wierd side..must have been their upbringing, who knows?

[@prizegotti]

Schofield and Edmonds had real beef back in the day.

[@Rumpleforeskin77]

Nothing compared to the beef with Alan Partridge

[@JPLamoureuxsTravels]

Poor Gordon the first to get fisted he still walks funny apparently 😢

[@Dave-hu5hr]

😂

[@keithwarrington2430]

in that he's never walked

[@JPLamoureuxsTravels]

@@keithwarrington2430 that’s because he had schofields fist up his harris 👊

[@artomarto679]

We need to hear from gordon the gopher

[@davidgraham6781]

He's probably still getting councelling after been in the broom cupboard with Schofield for so many years. Lol 🤣😆

[@gerardodoherty9178]

Let's not forget Sooty. His tell all autobiography "Hand in Glove" was never allowed to be published. He was a big Smiths fan by all accounts.

[@greenisnotacreativecolour]

@@davidgraham6781 Broom cupboard? AKA a closet. Lol, everyone knew everything.

[@blackporscheroadster-yw8hb]

He said squeek, sqeeeeek, sqeek,sqeeeeeeek, squeek.

[@BossySwan]

@@gerardodoherty9178here is a Sweep that Never Goes Out

[@ShabbaRanksMF]

I used to watch this program every Saturday but had also totally forgotten it existed at all until I'd just seen it now.

[@cantthinkofausername8698]

Thats great to know. Thanks.

[@coljjw4019]

You forget about the legend Mr. Blobby too?

[@Travis_22]

​@@coljjw4019blob blob blob blobbeeee

[@patienceobongo]

Must have been important.

[@russellpeacock2853]

@@cantthinkofausername8698I’ve got some random thoughts too. Would you like me to tell you them? Or I could tell you about my dreams?

[@AndrewChapman]

Awww, I completely forgot I used to have a Gordon the Gopher puppet back in the day.

[@RevealingReaIity]

me too! 😂

[@markorollo.]

My Auntie still does..

[@AP-di6gu]

I hope you never fisted it like Schofield did on the regular.

[@audioauracle-dsyswpwanl-]

​@@markorollo. Also his scripted leaving of This Morning aka *Quits* 49 days after his crusty creature April 1st birthday, Quits = 49... (i suggest, learn the script code... You can use it to see around the corner too!!!

[@agnes14ish]

Mmmmm! Is this the real reason Noel Edmunds dislikes Philip Scorfield 🤔 all make sense.

[@philjones45]

Great spelling. Does no one think that Noel is much stranger than Schoffield?? I think tons of stuff will be revealed about him, then everyone will say that they suspected Edmonds. You're all SHEEP.

[@julianbarry]

But, Phillip is an animal who likes to gunge people 😂

[@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329]

Look how young Philip and Noel looked back then

[@bossahmed4085]

Gordon always looked uncomfortable around Philip. Was he trying to tell us something all this time lol 😆

[@steve10]

The things poor Gordon was made to see 😢 the abuse that gopher had to go through should see Shofield in prison

[@philjones45]

Can't even spell the guy's name.

[@steve10]

@@philjones45 sorry Phil, although i suppose you have a lot of time on your hands these days to correct spelling mistakes.

[@philjones45]

@@steve10 i think you should be in prison.

[@jonnamechange6854]

@@steve10 from Man Utd CB to grammar school English teacher

[@CalamityHillMusic]

Phillip loves hand puppets, especially the human ones.

[@DaveThompsonfairlife4all]

Philip Two-faced Schofield. He loved fame and popularity, but his morality was warped.

[@LAGoodz]

I always casually thought Phil was Gay. It surprised me more he had a wife and children. I’m gay but wouldn’t be able to do girl things and then pretend.

[@TimelordUK]

Same

[@ellenekanem]

Yeah, that would be living a lie, and it hurts everyone involved.

[@patienceobongo]

Its the thought that counts.

[@youarealooser121]

It’s called a “beard” when gay men marry women to hide their their homosexuality

[@Andy-Bodhi]

I guess he just yearned for it...absolutely thrived on the sausage

[@m18tankdestroyer43]

Poor old Gordon the gopher!

[@Mishima505]

Noel: “we wanted to invite Philip back onto next week’s show but apparently he’s done a runner.”

[@Nightstalker321]

Philip and his brother are identical, in many ways

[@AlphonseWeebay]

They had to bleach that gopher every hour

[@pineapplesandthegovernment6522]

David Mitchell and Lee Mack keep joking on Would I Like To You about Rob Brydon having a nice guy image that doesn't match reality. After things like this and the Huw Edwards rumour 'joke' in The Thick Of It, maybe there's some truth in that seemingly throw-away, silly joke as well?

[@username-pu2so]

Quality profile pic

[@neilburns8869]

You can tell that PS doesn't really want to be there.

[@LIVERNIL723]

Gordon is just the cutest Gopher :-)

[@chriswaring5565]

ITS A PUPEEEET!

[@craig1538]

Little did we know that Pilth would later go on to bugger the tea boy.

[@The_SnuggleDuck]

After the video ended i was recommended alarm bells by tim vine 😂😂😂

[@RevealingReaIity]

lol

[@acampbell8614]

Said to be known as "Pippy" Schofield in certain circles in the 1980s...

[@gnamp]

Gordon’s in Phil’s dungeon

[@charliesmithers7663]

Edmonds and his big Ewok head

[@andrewphippsphillips1455]

Properly fcuking hated him. The Kiwis are welcome to the tiny bearded bellend

[@oscoe]

😂😂😂

[@brettwyatt7165]

Hes finally off the fuckin box

[@michaelprowse6633]

Gordon is now a head of the BBC I hear *squeak* nod of head

[@mikeoxlong4110]

I'm getting the word...

[@iliketowatchvideos47]

Noel edmonds is funny ,hes a nutter

[@rivierapalms6485]

My dad called it in the 80s! I remember watching BBC one morning and he said “get that nonce off the tele” 😂

[@SimonDelaney1974]

Classic dad patter 😅

[@HowtoMakeThings]

And he didn’t mean Noel

[@jamiesomers3078]

😂😂😂😂

[@stopthewave3907]

Stop lying

[@rivierapalms6485]

@@stopthewave3907 he used to say it about a lot of people who didn’t turn out to be a nonce mind 😂

[@davefisher544]

This is some tenuous cack

[@HooDie-Trench-GoTh2022]

He even buggered Gordon the gopher too.

[@Dani-El.]

How did his wife think he was straight?

[@bradnotbread]

Maybe she always knew. The money and lifestyle was nice.

[@jonathanpringle8238]

its a marriage of convenience very common with media people. paul coia and debie greenwood, she is a lesbian he is gay but on screen act like proper married couple

[@EmilyHartley25989]

Unlikely she did. Came to the rescue when gay rumours were circulating in the early 90s.

[@keithwarrington2430]

possibly the sex and the kids

[@HouseOldSkoolRaver]

That was a great tv show.

[@philbo2152]

Gordon’s used to having a hand up his backside but Schofiled’s fist is a different matter altogether

[@EFC1878NI]

He hand his hand up Gordon once ......but no one could understand what Gordon was trying to tell us 😢

[@user-ip5cd4lv8u]

Even Gordon's mic was in the shape of the letter P. A cry for help?

[@superbike1]

Saw the real Schofield at a roadshow years ago,he got really venomous about something.

[@M-w9z]

Gordon was trying to say “he touched me here and here” your honour

[@user-ws1hb5eq1n]

If gophers could talk hey ....

[@hongkongphooey-kw4nd]

The signs were there,he regular had his hand up gordons jaxxy 😂

[@David-fr9ve]

Im PROUD to state that i have DETESTED Schofield from the early day,s .. always knew he was a Wrongun 😕

[@Soenglish44]

Beardy guy sounds like ricky gervais 😮

[@gmain1977]

Gordon was trying to tell us something.

[@MrCrayEgg]

Noel literally looked the same for like 30 years

[@briandear5354]

No wonder Gordon had a sqeaky voice....

[@stevescott1929]

EDMONDS CLIMB! EDMONDS CLIMB!

[@SeeYouNextTuesday-]

Easy to say now but no one in general suspected him before

[@theoverthinkingalien224]

I'm not old enough to remember this show but I've seen Philip Schofield on telly for years and assumed he was gay. It was a surprise learning he has a wife and kids.

[@philjones45]

It's not illegal to be gay, and frankly it's none of our business.

[@Alex-mj5dv]

Everyone knew.. Julian clary did, many others. His wife will have done. Same as Simon Cowell, in the late eighties he was seen in every gay bar and club in London.

[@richlee509]

I did

[@joee95]

The squeaky toy was trying to tell everyone

[@chrispeter9420]

Back in the day when tv was good noel edmons was great and mr blobby

[@mathewnicholls5881]

Poor Gordon probably bummed every night 😂

[@dixieflatline1189]

Hiding in plain sight - everyone knew…..

[@philjones45]

About what?? Has it been proven that he's done anything illegal or is this an anti gay comment section?? Which is it??

[@dixieflatline1189]

@@philjones45 I have many gay friends - so no, this isn’t anti gay. And when you say “proven” - his defence while trying to get ahead of the news cycle has been a prime example of PR spin for a guilty client. His behaviour stinks of abuse - get a moral compass sir!

[@philjones45]

@@dixieflatline1189 so you cant prove a thing can you? Get a moral compass yourself, and stop apportioning blame where there’s no proof.

[@dixieflatline1189]

@@philjones45 welcome to the internet - your opinion is your right, but your frustration on this issue is yours and yours alone

[@keithwarrington2430]

​@@dixieflatline1189 I doubt you have any gay friends, your biggotry is your right but your lack of interest in truth or evidence is indicative of a wide mouth and a red neck

[@user-qi8zc5ub9u]

He had his hand up Gordon back then we should have known 😢

[@jimbojimbo6873]

Damn Phillip was really handsome in his younger years Scary was age does

[@jameswalker7459]

We now what he was doing with Gordon the goffer😂

[@user-ev4rp3qb6x]

If he did then he’s just as culpable.

[@colinhemingway3238]

But Philip gunged poor Gordon every day😢

[@malmo9585]

Poor old Gordon, if only we could've understood his crys for help at the time.

[@AntoKyuuketsuki]

RIP Gordon the Gopher.

[@audioauracle-dsyswpwanl-]

Also his scripted leaving of This Morning aka *Quits* 49 days after his crusty creature April 1st birthday, Quits = 49... (i suggest, learn the script code... You can use it to see around the corner too!!!

[@Mhssrs]

Scary Schofield

[@Ste1981-fy2lw]

Big Gordon Knew

[@Cosmic-Wanderer]

They arent Phils real arms. Hes got them tucked under gordon finger blammyin the poor thing

[@Sumtrip799]

Shame his wife didn’t 🎉 wish I had a Time Machine 😂

[@johnwilson3842]

To my recollection, Schofield has done nothing wrong. Why all the comments so judgemental. It’s no crime to be homosexual.

[@marklaing9485]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍻🍻🍻it’s a puppet 😂

[@ChrisSmith-ej3ov]

Hang on, was it a squeaky ball gag stuck in Gordon's throat? 🙁

[@Red-Revolution708]

That puppet made him a Millionaire.

[@user-lb3ht9qy4y]

I remember this guy he called me on my 9nt birthday ask me did I want to meet to see the new Micky mouse movie nice guy

[@Seminal_Ideas]

Gopher It Phil. Poor Gordon was gunged by Philip on many an occasion backstage. Beastiality killed the cat but... Gordon's Alive!!!!

[@dannypembroke2372]

I know it’s Noel Edmonds, but I just keep seeing Chewbacca. 🤷🏻

[@markyruss]

All at it

[@goldeneagle99]

Always loved gordon the gopher!

[@happyChappy96621]

lol let’s not act like Noel ain’t got any demons hiding in his closet. He did work for the BBC after all

[@RevealingReaIity]

80% of my KZbin viewers are Middle aged men. The rest are women.

[@milly7205]

They all knew , but kept quiet..

[@crissieroserose]

Celebrity W. Ankrs . Make ya wanna puke

[@sarahlouise7163]

i love squeaky gordon almost a much as i hate creepy philip

[@youarealooser121]

0:02 what his bum sound like when he walks

[@KandisXxx]

Always could see a certain look of fear and shame in Gordons eyes as much as he puts on an outgoing happy go lucky persona theres alot behind those eyes 😢

[@mrjagriff]

More to hear there ! One day

[@colmanpm]

And, just what is the ‘real’ Philip Schofield? Intrigued. 🤔

[@deansimister2545]

gordon was leaking from the back !