Noel Gallagher's QUESTIONS TIME with Matt Morgan [2/3]

Noel is back, face to face with everyone’s favourite Matt Morgan to answer questions you'd never think of asking. Leave yours in the comments! All episodes here: NGHFB.lnk.to/N...
Questions list:
If you had to get with a cartoon character, who would it be?
What's the heaviest music you like?
If you became a vampire and had no reflection, how would you do your hair?
If you went bold what would you do?
Did you ever have gloves on elastic through your coast sleeves?
Do you still work out everyday?
Can you talk us through the steps of putting up a shelf?
If there were global food shortages and the only way to feed your family was by catching ducks in parks. What methods would you employ to catch them?
What conspiracy theories do you believe in?
Have you ever done heroin?
If there was a British Mount Rushmore on the shite cliffs of Dover, who would you have up?
Have you ever been in a love triangle?
If you came back from a sunny holiday with sand in your shoes, do you feel wistful?
With the advent of Emoji, are you ever concerned that young girls believe penises look way more like aubergine than they actually do?
When was the last time you bled a radiator?
Have you got a squatty potty?
If you actually were stood on the shoulders of a giant, woul you hold his hair to stteady yourself or would you fear that might annoy the giant?
Have you ever used the work snazzy?
If you actually were stood on the shoulders of a giant, would you hold onto his hair or would you fear it might annoy the giant?
Have you ever started and just given up?
Do you ever talk to Siri?
Have you ever got chewing gum stuck in your arm hair?
How does this make you feel?
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About Noel Gallagher:
Noel Gallagher was the main songwriter, lead guitarist and occasional lead vocalist of Oasis, one of the biggest and most loved bands ever to emerge from the UK. His band played a tremendous role in shaping and inspiring contemporary guitar music from the 1990’s onwards. Noel’s continued success with the High Flying Birds cements his position as one of the most prolific and successful British songwriters of the last 50 years.
Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds first emerged in 2011 with their eponymous album released in October of that year. The album went double platinum in the UK and has sold over 2.5 million copies worldwide.
This was followed by ‘Chasing Yesterday’, released in March 2015 - the first album to be produced as well as written by Noel.
A third album, ‘Who Built The Moon?’, was recorded with renowned producer and composer David Holmes in Belfast and London, released in November 2017. There followed a series of multi-genre EPs released over the course of 2019 and 2020, all receiving
high critical acclaim.
June 2021 saw the release of ‘Back The Way We Came: Vol 1 (2011-2021)’ - a Best Of celebrating a decade of Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds. This was the band’s fourth consecutive Number One album and the 12th Number One album across Noel’s career.
The highly anticipated fourth studio album, ‘Council Skies’, was released in June 2024. The album includes the singles ‘Pretty Boy’, ‘Easy Now’, ‘Council Skies’ and ‘Open The Door, See What You Find’
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[@abbeyw1316]

‘Almost Certainly’ should be the next album name

[@lucassleoni]

Definitely maybe

[@lscott4074]

Nearly possibility

[@Humblemumble7]

Nah

[@caniborrowyourdog3681]

Almost yes

[@TheHippocrocapig]

Approximately accurate

[@maxgoodman1080]

Never wanted to hear a song more than an oasis black metal song. NEEDS TO BE RELEASED

[@donmcleanv2318]

Hes chatting shite

[@phisheswonder]

Sunbather should give you a pretty good idea

[@maxgoodman1080]

@@donmcleanv2318 unfortunately, but I would still love a black metal song by fbdm

[@MedalionDS9]

@@donmcleanv2318 People often hilariously called "Headshrinker" by Oasis, as the closest Oasis got to speed metal... so I kinda thing there was a possibility during their punkish days they woulda done something like that as a piss-take

[@donmcleanv2318]

@@MedalionDS9 fucking love headshrinker and yeah i suppose so. They took piss out of blur by doing boneheads bank holiday so I dnt see why not😂

[@andy_J_11]

These interviews are possibly the best thing Noels ever done.

[@abbas_ali]

They used to say he should give away his records and charge for his interviews. He'd make a packet.

[@pyotoru9475]

Yeah I've also heard that he was in some band 20 years ago or so not sure

[@roberthemingway9553]

The best thing Noel has done is your mum 😂😂🤪🤪

[@AnnCronin-ds6pu]

He is interview Gold

[@turnupthesun81]

“Find it, record it, it’s a single..” 😂😂😂😂

[@scottmulderz]

The perfect balance between serious questions and utter shit. More utter shit which is fcking hilarious. Matt is the perfect match to interview Noel.

[@ravenr1420]

Noel's imitation of the sound of heavy metal is hilarious. TURMOIL! He's still the best interview in rock n roll.

[@lLostGems]

these videos are so important to my mental health

[@Beatleman2393]

Same here

[@ang3lica2k]

Same

[@macomg.7169]

They really are for mine too 😂💘

[@sebastianhall4467]

The background music complements the interview tremendously

[@derektrotter4287]

Only someone called Sebastian could call the music tremendous.

[@flynnnicolaou]

ARE WE IGNORING HOW NOEL MENTIONED IF ANIME COUNTED AT THE BEGINNING WHEN DISCUSSING WHAT CARTOON CHARACTER HE WOULD SHAG

[@elsaxu3150]

fun fact: Falling Down is used as the opening song of a 2000s anime called Eden of the East

[@SEGAClownboss]

We need to know

[@bobajoe3770]

Think he went to say animated but cut of at anime to say something else

[@hunterotails2015]

"It's not enough that I write the songs, I have to put up shelves as well?" Lol😂😂😂

[@aidanrosewell75]

The needs to be. Reality TV show where Matt shows Noel DIY

[@robertstraw9881]

These are brilliant. Matt is a strange, strange man but I like him.

[@joshfgfg]

"Strange" is the word thick people use to describe someone who tells jokes they don't understand

[@fakiola9184]

It’s only since Noel’s started to go grey that I noticed what a great head of hair he’s got and it’s always perfect

[@booleneghan]

As a huge fan of both indie rock and black metal, I absolutely MUST now hear 'Turmoil'

[@granthamilton8509]

what would you do if you went bald? "Retire." fucking legend

[@theodorebouchet321]

he's right though it is the rock star's worst nightmare look at David Gilmore

[@FuckFeminists]

Now we know why he was an arse to Bonehead...

[@665522ish]

Never thought Noel would have much in common with Anakin Skywalker, yet here we are

[@bradwhitford3522]

Matt Johnston ...all this confusion, nothing’s the same to me

[@ZZaGGrrUzz]

@@bradwhitford3522 THEY HATE SAND

[@bradwhitford3522]

Taras Omin jokes gone flying over ur head dear boy

[@LouisJFuller]

THE DREADED SAND

[@alanparker9898]

"it's so coarse and it gets everywhere" - Noel Gallagher

[@callum0592]

Quality 😂 this how interviews should go? Just plain and simple having a laugh,with a couple off beers. Good story’s and random questions. Noel and Liam’s Interviews are the best.

[@47imagine]

I feel Matt Morgan has finally mastered his comedic dynamic with Noel. Before he would often be steamrolled by Noel's ribbing. Now he's playing an authentic "straight man" to Noel's obvious eccentricities -- and it's great. Give these guys a sitcom already!

[@mt7907]

i love how guigsy is supposed to be the quiet innocent one

[@stateofblitz]

9:20 the way he says "I don't kiss and tell baby" 😂

[@theodorebouchet321]

Noel's gay and Matt definitely knows

[@Instasamps]

I could watch this all day long

[@kaeeberhart5376]

Like Matt, I so badly want to hear “Turmoil.” The thought of Liam screaming that is so funny to me 😂

[@henryjackson101]

Best interview I've ever seen. Journalists should just give up and hand it all over to Matty PIN PIN Morgan

[@jimtaylor431]

Well they have chemistry as they've been friends for years and years.. that always helps!

[@Elnont]

These two are comedy gold.

[@InsignificantNick]

Noel needs to release that black metal song from the 90s! Guigsy on vocals? Let's go!

[@AkyovNorthWest]

i think he was being sarcastic about guigsy singing it.

[@MemineAussi]

@@AkyovNorthWest What if he wasn't being sarcastic? What if Guigsy on vocals is decent, black-metal wise? What if this means there is a third singer for Oasis? How will Liam cope with this new, devastating revelation?

[@grodoboldo]

Man, if we could at least find Guigsy and get an interview, that would be amazing.

[@bigdave7021]

He went off the rails he’s nuts

[@donmcleanv2318]

@@bigdave7021 what happened to him

[@ravenr1420]

Guigs is a strange guy. Refuses to speak about Oasis in any way and is basically a hermit. But I'm sure he's okay with cashing those royalty checks though.

[@donmcleanv2318]

@@ravenr1420 I hope so He was the quite one. I took a liking to him but then again he couldn't deal with the pressure of oasis at times, poor soul.

[@mayk6529]

I love this friendship

[@tomlaw8821]

This is absolutely hilarious. Please keep making them.

[@Monners]

1:39 "Find it, record it, it's a single" 😂

[@Breezywindow]

The background music 👍😂👍😂😂😂😂😂

[@PrivateMinus90FTW]

Matt's posture is impeccable

[@ha44y]

A national treasure! And Liams pretty good too

[@MedalionDS9]

That riff Noel came up with for Turmoil... sounds like "I Don't Know" by Ozzy

[@pinkyhandle]

With that spidey baby doll, that’s the next EP cover SORTED!🤣

[@TheGreenGobshite]

Hahahaha the shelf questions. Ah Matt and Noel are brilliant.

[@Elnont]

“Find it. Record it. It’s a single.”

[@marchesi8]

The background music is dope!!

[@LukeTaylorOfficial]

Turmoil for Christmas number one, let’s go!

[@sphinx1017]

This cheered me right up.

[@velenvskaelhas]

9:31 Anakin Skywalker has entered the chat

[@XoXo475]

It gets everywhere

[@c1audius]

Love these two

[@RTAC_1234]

4:54 I can talk you through the steps. Firstly, you google the word 'handyman'. Then you find the cheapest or most available handyman. Then you email him and request him to construct your shelving unit.

[@adamcoe]

"if you actually were stood on the shoulders of a giant" and the ensuing 90 seconds, holy shit. matt morgan talking to noel gallagher is one of the absolute best things I have ever seen and they should do a 90 minute interview every goddamn year.

[@mabelclyde2861]

we need to give matt morgan an award for noel gallagher journalism

[@emirepresa9500]

I love the background music more than I should 😂

[@silkyhazel47]

Matt: “Put up a shelf” Noel: “no” *noel goes to touch the Spider-Man baby* Matt: “don’t touch it!!” Hilarious 😂💀

[@mubblemann]

Are you going to subtitle the whole video?

[@silkyhazel47]

Mubble Mann yeah cos it was funny 😂 those were my favorite parts. Sorry you’re offended 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@brianwoodrow395]

The questions are soooo random but soooo relevent !!!! 😂

[@Lawrencewd03]

Good second half lads

[@noel-qi6ti]

this made me very happy

[@marshasnavely4613]

I love this dude.

[@jordannicholson813]

Matt telling Noel not to touch the penis doll was the best part

[@aaprilbe1324]

Lol I love that Noel used to watch anime cause I did the same 😂

[@Robv93]

More of Matt vs Noel please!

[@johnbarr6277]

YES! He said Motörhead I’ve always known his interview attitude was Lemmy

[@capovershy1974]

Such a Bromance these two 👍🏽

[@MedalionDS9]

Noel's black metal impression... lost Oasis track TURMOIL>.. amazing :D

[@jennifershelley6938]

I wish it really existed! You can't tell sometimes when Noel is serious or taking the piss.

[@acquixsce2553]

THE SPIDER-MAN IM CRYING BAHDHSJA😭😭😂😂

[@galagalaxia6286]

This style of interview feels like a weird form of therapy session lol

[@buddyslife1557]

Made my day

[@caniborrowyourdog3681]

Welcome to the world of rock: the only place where you are allowed to wear sun glasses inside a building!

[@TheRealLange21]

"I hate sand" Noel confirmed a Jedi

[@GeorgeG4895]

its great noel lieks enter sandman

[@Oasisftww]

Put up a shelf. No.

[@BB.halo_heir]

Penelope Pitstop!!!!!! This guys great 😂

[@JamieMelville-b8c]

We need more in 2024

[@Iarnród_Eire]

A baldy in rock?? Look at Bonehead

[@jessemccann9711]

Bet bromance ever

[@solomcfc82]

We all came a bit too close to having to chase and live off them ducks.

[@flamingcabbage8359]

Liam possesses Noel from 5:30-5:49

[@matthewstephens6848]

The way they fucking laughed and pointed at that doll killed me. :)

[@matthewstephens6848]

I came back 4 years later to write this again. Slapped these on for some background stuff and pissed myself at that bit.

[@seanseery2915]

Matt Morgan is a fucking genius!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

[@slavicpower7709]

Noel is great but this is like the British version of "Between two ferns" lol

[@Aint1S]

I like this more... Only one I did enjoy was with Keanu Reeves.

[@slavicpower7709]

@@Aint1S Hahah yeah Zach Galifanakis is kind of mental on that show lol

[@stillybrings6251]

this is not designed to make the guest awkward. Just sayin

[@stillybrings6251]

If anything I'd say noel loved the non cliche questions

[@slavicpower7709]

@@stillybrings6251 Yeah I don't think Matt Morgan and Zach G. go for the same kind of humour....some questions are kind of awkward but then Noel can come up with a funny answer for everything....plus " Between two ferns" is staged AF

[@sugarraywbc]

Absolute gold

[@abc54436]

🏝🏝Damn Please we need to see and ear oasis playing black metal 🏝🏝

[@jimjam8949]

Paul Weller!!!!! 😂

[@emdiar6588]

I'd do Penelope Pitstop, but I'd be thinking about Daphne off Scooby Doo

[@engurland]

Oh and you think she's gonna go for you now having revealed that?

[@emdiar6588]

@@engurland No, but who are we kidding here? Penelope has a wide on for Peter Perfect so I'd have no chance. :( Mind you Peter is too into himself to notice, so you never know.

[@stfranckmusic]

Noel, remember a duck has to be feathered as well

[@joeldipu6754]

If guigs ever reappears , we would be lucky to see him in at least 1 concert

[@estebancomulet]

I laughed out loud at the eggplant emoji question….

[@kiltrenaconnolly4812]

The mind boggles.

[@georgepanayotidis1494]

Oh goooood the music on the background so fuckin iiiiritating

[@ludwigfan3013]

Surprised Noel didn't mention Charlie Chaplin to be on England's Mount Rushmore!

[@cmdp180]

I love, love, love these. But for the next one, please, can we get the camera on the lads from the front again? As much as we (surely) like seeing the overhead microphones and the right side and top of Noel's head, I'd much rather see the corners of his mouth curl as a reaction to Matt asking an outlandish question. Please? Thx! :) 💛

[@RobertF-]

Noel, or anyone else with back pain or chronic pain, check out Dr. John Sarno and Dr. Howard Schubiner. You might find their work interesting.

[@stansmith7701]

These two smoked a joint before filming.

[@K_wood]

9/11 wasn’t an inside job? Cmon you know Noel😂

[@GeorgeG4895]

KynwaW2000 he only says that cuz he was in on it himself

[@bonesuk1898]

"Mini rounders bat"

[@jumpboy29]

We all knew Noel doesn't do shelves or faucets, c'mon….but Matt is really breaking barriers with Noel, but just ask the question we all want... *Noel, what did you think about The Last Jedi?*

[@rg9061]

I love you Noel💕

[@johnbarr6277]

Gonna can it now but the only real rockstars we’ve ever had was Noel and Lemmy

[@epictom3423]

Epic

[@thetippey5647]

Alright mate nice to see you here

[@arminarmoutt1919]

No u imo ;^)

[@yasmin9473]

eagerly waiting for Liam's tweets after this one

[@rivolinho]

I bet Noel would fucking smash DIY, hes just to cool to do it

[@deathmusic7120]

I love how Noel thinks every metal song is just them screaming “turmoil”.

[@chriswhitt6685]

Funny as😂✌️

[@cleehomes]

British Mount Rushmore = Billy Connolly, Mo Farah, Cartimandua and Karl Pilkington

[@billbush2921]

Am I the only one getting Napoleon Dynamite out of these? And loving it?!

[@jonalcott606]

Funny as foook

[@karloliver3937]

"I'm not a fucking plumber, I'm a song-writer" Noel Gallagher

[@robertjones9598]

Fucking hilarious! Fair play