[YTP] 90s commercials kidnapped my dog and then THIS happened

It's true. Woo.

[@doublequin]

Noisepuppet . . . . We need you. COME BACK

[@DukeOnkled]

He'll get here when he gets here. He had to rent a horse.

[@koda236]

@@DukeOnkledand then drive it back to from whom he rented it, but then how did he get back to where he was delivered to from said horse

[@DukeOnkled]

@@koda236 Easy. He rented a horse.

[@kenetickups6146]

We need Wavy news now more than ever

[@andrewbuchanan3380]

Please, yours is just most unique for me

[@dorarobertson2897]

"Have you tried mulch?" "I LOVE CHEWING GRAVEL"

[@heroinmom153]

It's good. Tastes like coc.

[@brewerhs84]

Sbeebs. Eh toot eh eh eh Shit-Licious!

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

"This is Wavy News Honky kong and small ape look for bananas"

[@Kernelowski]

"Have you tried munch? "Noah. I'm chewing gravel - this is good, tastes like coc"

[@MsYukizomesorangejuice]

Stop! It's dildos!

[@drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094]

"My car doesn't have brakes." "Damn" "Or an airbag, or an engine." "Or 150 horse cocks." This is a certified wheeze moment.

[@poble]

man, this engine is really an airbag

[@kierancrossland9956]

@@poble what?

[@poble]

@@kierancrossland9956 I said you- you’re really an airbag

[@BernardChelgren]

@@kierancrossland9956 I said you're really an airbag

[@Awoken_YKW_Fan9001]

@@kierancrossland9956 He was quoting the line after the lines quoted in the og comment

[@BungSmuggler]

Our king has returned to us in glorious 240p

[@YirbyBond00Y]

Imagine the 2000s commercials he'll fuck up

[@unexpecteditem7919]

And in colour too

[@KingLich451]

@@unexpecteditem7919 toot

[@shawnfields2369]

@@KingLich451 No toot this time, sorry. Get your daughter, off my hands!

[@kamillatocha]

who cares about 4k

[@tinysodacans]

I laughed way harder at the mirrored text from that Army commercial than I should have.

[@alexapuerta]

So great. Took me down memory lane too. The mirrored text/images in the whole vid are great. One of his best poops.

[@KorenLesthe]

- Colonel, I don’t understand, since our last ad for recruitment, nobody wants to join us ! *sees the YTP ad* - I wonder why…

[@youisiaint]

B AIA YOY CAC B

[@JetFalcon710]

​@@youisiaint ARЯA

[@newoldstock_]

This is legitimately classic-quality. No toot.

[@MrJimbojamez]

90-TooT 90210

[@dreamjumper5928]

Yup, I can agree

[@samvision8280]

An avalanche leaves four people dead... ...*gross*

[@quitsevensix]

no tOOt

[@CityofButterfly]

"The Simpsons are dead." Yeah, people have been saying that for about 20 years now.

[@jozseflevai3282]

Ain't it about time for us to _finally_ give The Simpsons some much needed eternal rest and move on with the rest of our Earthly days?

[@Mr.Obongo]

@@jozseflevai3282 honestly yes. The simpsons are way past their prime.

[@chefexcellence322]

The Simpsons are just a ripoff of the Cuntstones anyway 😉

[@MsYukizomesorangejuice]

6:21 Bart is dead, (aaaaahhh!) and the Simpsons are dead! (Aaahaaa!) Next (ha ha...)

[@mi-da2920]

They've been on life support since then.

[@tayocham1]

6:09 "I can help you fuckin' fart." Why am I still laughing at this almost 6 months later?

[@ajfrommillay3766]

A brand new Playrose Melce.

[@MsYukizomesorangejuice]

Then, you're gonna see about 45 dudes!

[@s.kreusler5081]

@@MsYukizomesorangejuice [thirsty females, and gay guys have entered the chat]

[@jjpopnfresh6822]

"Get your daughter off my hands" -Classic Hasselhoff move

[@samvision8280]

His ass is just *deadly*

[@subzerobadass]

'No TooT' is a pretty controversial stance to take around here.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

I know, right? But not as crazy as the response form the animal activists when the "no stoats" stance was put forth. ;)

[@TonyBMan]

Makes me wanna grab my HoH StetS and march down to City Hall to protest!

[@Maldoror2112]

@@TonyBMan Regardless, there's not enough Rar Feweef for the Spapes in this video!

[@chad9166]

Not really, its an unfunny dead joke

[@bachaddict]

REASON TOOT NOSAER

[@samvision8280]

I’m glad the cast members of 90210 remembered to mix their guns with their drugs and alcohol

[@andrewholmes3116]

always, forever, they mix

[@samvision8280]

@@andrewholmes3116 Even if you NuN SauS

[@hectorvoskin]

@@samvision8280 The real question is will they remember to never touch the gun owner

[@samvision8280]

@@hectorvoskin All guns are *loalz*

[@EhrenCG]

I think mom's funeral went well.

[@djk1288]

"But sandwiches will surprise you." Well, consider me surprised.

[@Cashmonet315]

Playrose Melse is underrated

[@mattnorth7452]

HE HAS RETURNED IN OUR HOUR OF NEED DEEEEEED ARRA

[@ToshioTV]

ARЯА

[@zorokicksass60]

SIS

[@JormungandrEtrSigSjalfr]

SuƧ

[@zorokicksass60]

TOOT

[@anno0001]

No TooT

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Have you tried…mulch?”

[@noisepuppet]

I like chewing gravel!

[@noahsworld9340]

This is good.

[@Blitznuger]

​@@noisepuppet"Shitlicious"

[@kennyhayesmusic7499]

@@noisepuppet Which thankfully tastes like coc.

[@VillainDeluxe]

This is a genuine classic noisepuppet release, been a long while since I laughed this hard at a YTP. Glad to have the puppets and or also noise back.

[@NB-gu9rs]

We miss you so goddamn much.

[@Tirgo69]

noisepuppet's never really gone

[@Jedibob5]

One day, he will return in our time of greatest need.

[@YokaiYurei]

"An avalanche leaves four people dead." "Gross."

[@emily99]

yeah, but the REAL terror is David Hasselhoff

[@shawnfields2369]

@@emily99 True, but you forgot toot, sus.He's probably the one who kidnapped his dog, and helped make all these 90's commercials, and then caused THIS to happen.

[@MrBeardsley]

“Get your daughter off my hands.”

[@MsYukizomesorangejuice]

My ass is just DEADLY

[@Attmay]

Can I have his TV daughter’s real-life brother?

[@wc3101]

This mans work is the only thing pulling through this decade

[@zephyfoxy]

I grew up in the 90's and, oddly, even though none of these specific commercials are familiar to me, they still somehow invoke a sense of nostalgia. Maybe it's just the over all style of 90's ads.

[@zephyfoxy]

Also STUNIVERSAL YUGIOHS LMAO

[@Snakatorium]

Hey noisepuppet, I saw you say you still check comments so I wanted to say your channel is the only one where I have watched every video multiple times and still get laughs out of it. Some of your work has entered my everyday vocabulary to a worrying extent; no one can call something "fresh as fuck" in my presence because then I have to explain what Flalf Mom is. I live in hope of your return - the undisputed GOAT of YTPs. All the best to you, my friend, hope you're doing as well as you can.❤

[@noisepuppet]

Thanks so much! It means a lot. I'm doing pretty well, and one day I'll have time to make videos again.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

I concur with the above, though I don't have the courage to use phrases like "the kumstones are kumming" in my everyday life. Because when the going gets tough, the tough fuqoff.

[@noisepuppet]

@@orlandowordsmith6208 😆 considering my creative output on this channel, I'm extremely tame in my everyday conduct. One of my agenda items with YTP has always been to free a lot of the stuff you have to hold inside if you want to participate in society.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

@@noisepuppet in a world where only the survivors survive, people can't afford to suck. Or make loony YTP references in polite company 😁

[@nofuture507]

6:47 "When the going gets tough, the tough fuck off." Words to live by. YBBY LIIL

[@kovin_kestnar49K]

Honestly there’s elements of truth in that!

[@KryptiikFoxx]

Mondays at 6:30! Fuck No

[@poble]

CoC

[@josukefrthistime]

Hey! Get Help! PLEHELP DAMNMAD

[@russelllukenbill]

This reminds me of something Ricky would say from TPB.

[@alexthewolf767]

Just wait until he does the 2000's and 2010's commercials. That'll be a blast.

[@BinglesP]

It's been a year and I'm still anticipating those

[@neptune9647]

Impossible, we need a Y2K special first

[@MsYukizomesorangejuice]

And the commercials today need to be added in too!

[@dVaan]

Hey noisepuppet! You literally inspired me to make ytps (well ytphs since im spanish), cant count the times my stomach hurt for laughing too hard. I like that you dont use many effects and just focus on sentence mix, which I think is the heart of ytps. Hope ur doing ok and have time in the future for more poops.

[@noisepuppet]

Wow! You've made a ton. Nice, just watched the latest one.

[@prof4443]

Fred’s “Yabba Dabba” broke me @2:27 🤣🤣🤣 Noisepuppet never misses 👌

[@hy-longcat]

yeee ee eee eey yeey

[@tinytim1291]

"I like chewing Gravel" me too Ted.

[@BinglesP]

Crunchy crispy!

[@heckicusdoomicuswizardus1382]

unironically tysm for making these man, me and my partner are in a transcontinental relationship and watching these together has only made our relationship stronger. thanks a ton mr. puppet ♡♡

[@_ArmIa]

Actually crying reading this. I was in a transcontinental relationship for six years before I married my girl and moved to another country to be with her and this really struck a chord with me. I wish you both nothing but the best.

[@scythea428]

Stay with it! It might not be trans continental but my gf and I have been going strong on opposite sides of the country for 5 years now, just had our anniversary. You can so find "the one" online and I bet you have!

[@FartOfAsspiration]

My bf and I live in different countries but we always watch new poops together and quote them as we go. Sometimes I can barely type I laugh so hard and this one broke both of us several times.

[@avalonjustin]

@@scythea428 I need to find a nice single lady on the internet, they're hard to find where I live.

[@Evertide05]

Sound the TOOT, it's time to drop everything and laugh until our sides ache. Also, I say this as a Genesis kid, but god damn it you didn't even have to poop the Shaq Fu and 32X commercials to make them lolworthy.

[@raidensreturn]

It did inspire me to dust off my Genesegasis for those games

[@bruxinth4660]

I’m amused that EA was proud enough of Shaq Fu that they spelled out their name to make sure everyone knew they made it.

[@bachaddict]

no toot 😭

[@direweeb]

Yeah, if your doctor is confused by aspirin then you probably want a different doctor.

[@scandiumtrioxide]

2:19 Something about John Goodman in a doorway always makes for good YTP material

[@slowMOTIONswells]

Oh look! It’s a magic wand. ~bing~

[@Phoeeebs]

John Goodman Breaks, anyone?

[@MsYukizomesorangejuice]

WIIIW WIIILLLMAMMIILLWW WILLMA!

[@MsYukizomesorangejuice]

WIIIW, WILMAMLIW, WILMA!

[@warj.3577]

3:33 Really cool edits here, it sounds like really experimental music

[@fruitysnax9219]

Sounds like something from Liberated from the World lol

[@Midee]

If there's one thing I look forward to in a noisepuppet YTP it's the music sounding like a cat jumping on a record player.

[@SonoSooS]

Pretty sure this is the YTP with the highest sus-to-YTP ratio so far which is still funny. Never cease to amaze us.

[@user-qd7vn1zz5i]

... sus ...

[@izzystar5904]

@@user-qd7vn1zz5i that's a bit sussy

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

That lady at the end looks like she's wearing a Romulan outfit, yet appropriately enough she sounds like Dr. Crusher.

[@Mr_Wallet]

"No TooT." I'm giving a hard "pass" on that episode.

[@bachaddict]

6:30 fuck no!

[@sean..L]

"I like chewing gravel".

[@McCantJustin]

"Tastes like coc"

[@deltajohansen3901]

speeeps

[@skittstuff]

Jokes aside, 'when the going gets tough, the tough fuck off' is pretty solid advice for situations when there's just nothing else to do. I also can't stop saying it so there's an added plus

[@noisepuppet]

Remember, whatever doesn't kill you, you can run away from.

[@JetFalcon710]

@@noisepuppet Genius!

[@QuintusCunctator]

Hey, a PSA about medical malpractice. The 90s were quite ahead. Oh, and of course, thanks for this gem NoisePuppet. It's always a pleasure!

[@rjskillz92]

My fave was: "Say your name." "eEEEYYRRrrreeeeeeeeee" "Ehhshole."

[@bitterjames]

for me it was the kid going "you is goofy as shit"

[@JetFalcon710]

The goofy reversed text from that Army commercial was pretty good too

[@samvision8280]

“So we sold gay sex” - The Man From Another Place

[@Mendinso]

Okay, so, I... I know I'm younger than you, Noisepuppet, but... ...seeing these commercials YTP'd and having vague memories of seeing many of them is really messing with me, holy crap. I think judging from the Sonic & Knuckles commercial, I would've been about 5 years old? Holy crap.

[@natgrant1364]

I was but a wee lad of 22 when that game came out. Still have it and play it every great once in a while. I also got married that year to my now late wife. It was a good year. Oh, and I also have a lot of the vague memories of all that stuff too! lol

[@VectraQS]

Instructions unclear, chose a different painkiller but kept my doctor

[@solidus4prez]

5:28 "but can he take a shit? Yes!" kills me every time

[@noisepuppet]

The flatus sound effect at that point is in the actual commercial. I tell you, the nineties were a bonanza of taste.

[@JontyMaster]

​@@noisepuppet Yeah, the nineties seemed to be quite a bonanza. Back when PC monitors were thick af and Pokemon blew up in popularity like a landmine. "Who's that Pokemon?" "MISTY!" "...Misty isn't a Pokemon..." "...Oh...right..." "Aight...I'm going to go play some Space Pinball." *logs on Windows 98*

[@noisepuppet]

@@JontyMaster it was an unsurpassed golden age for viewers who can't get enough of Dutch angles and crash-zooms.

[@JontyMaster]

@@noisepuppet Ah yes. Those wacky camera shots!

[@noisepuppet]

@fgc fdfj The slipknot fan AUTTP [DO NOT HACK] yes just underpaid and tired!

[@chefexcellence322]

ARRA, Russia’s answer to ABBA.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

diggin' the dancing czarina

[@Fuzy2K]

АББА

[@JetFalcon710]

ARЯA

[@Fuzy2K]

5:06 -- That's not inaccurate... The Mazda Navajo was literally a rebadged Ford Explorer

[@TheInvshika]

Ah yes, I remember spending hours playing my Gena Segasus as a child

[@heroinmom153]

I used to watch Playrose Mels all the time

[@stolendrones]

And Super Poops.

[@DerNomade1871]

Damn, dont tell me we lost another good ytp maker

[@noisepuppet]

I'm still around, just slammed with job-type work.

[@BinglesP]

@@noisepuppet Even if that’s the case, I’m just happy you’re still around at all.

[@poshjesscott8287]

Well Ill say if you do come back, Neil Breen is in dire need of reorganization again :D@@noisepuppet

[@An_average_drummer]

"Don't they know in the movies you never go in the movies!" I honestly haven't thought about it that way.

[@midnightshawarmallama4012]

1:34 Fan art in a nutshell

[@presidentsquidward3970]

Man coming back to these vids never gets old, thanks for the lolz over the past 10 years (for me) puppet. I look forward to your possible return one day

[@lewmio7375]

"An Avalanche makes 4 people dead. ....Gross."

[@jirden]

THE KING BLESSES US WITH ANOTHER UPLOAD ❤️❤️

[@BungSmuggler]

Dude I love your name and profile pic!

[@you-got-reported-fam3445]

"GENA SEGASIS" is a work of genius

[@BernardChelgren]

I was more of a Super Noops guy myself

[@catwantsfishie]

It's become the only way I can refer to that console

[@fiorearciuolo691]

GRABSEY KELSER IM IN TEARS LMAOOO

[@Attmay]

He made it an accidental *Cheers/Family Ties* crossover.

[@alexapuerta]

1:14-1:16 "Sksksk, introducing sus...." VSCO girls and sus in one sentence in two seconds. Nice!

[@opshredderytp]

She also said clit("clilclilclilc") with NooN

[@Idarak1]

I did not expect to see Beverly Hills 90210, Party of Five and Melrose Place in a YTP any time soon

[@ancilodon]

You mean Playrose Mel.

[@VectraQS]

The Ford Taurus commercial was certainly an interesting inclusion.

[@Skank_and_Gutterboy]

Party of Five, there's a show whose popularity I never understood. I was in college and watched it with my girlfriend while wishing I was watching something else. At least Charmed had some good ass to look at.

[@Idarak1]

@@Skank_and_Gutterboy I'm a British millenial who is somehow obsessed with 90s US soap operas and teen dramas. Go figure

[@Skank_and_Gutterboy]

@@Idarak1 They are fun to check out now. Melrose Place and 90210 are highly entertaining.

[@alexthewolf767]

Oh man, can't wait for the 2000-2010 commercials ytps you'll do.

[@book3100]

👍 I did 8 years in the Arra

[@galagachamp]

Thank you for your SERVRES

[@____NOVA____]

*noisepuppet is the king of drama* 😤👌 2:40

[@dartheria7914]

People who play with guns are F I N E!

[@antioriginalityguy]

And maybe... Even his LaLs...

[@machine-shopbilly6584]

"Getting high and shooting guns in fine" I'm somewhat of a libertarian myself

[@sleepyburr]

Always mix drugs with alcohol. Always. Forever. They mix.

[@AClockworkHellcat]

@@sleepyburr The elites don't want you to know this but you shoot better while tripping balls, you can bend the bullets. I have 5,092 confirmed kills.

[@devinthierault]

​@@sleepyburrMom's funeral went well

[@ToshioTV]

BB AIA YOY CAC

[@JetFalcon710]

ARRA

[@BernardChelgren]

"Your doctor claims he's a doctor"

[@kierancrossland9956]

"your doctor's so greasey"

[@thatwhichstaresback]

I'm glad someone said it, the real danger is david hasslehoff!

[@hectorvoskin]

*the real terror but he's probably also the real danger

[@djk1288]

My ass is just deadly.

[@TheNewOrchestra]

I've heard great things about the GeneSegasis! I really liked playing on the Super Poops, though.

[@Foxonian]

This is sourced from my local Fox station! WB Noisepuppet!

[@QuantumSurge64]

Hooray for more Noisepuppet!

[@TheRumChum]

2:42 just the way kok is said made me fuckin die laughing.

[@poly_g6068]

and maybe, even his LAALs...

[@Jock12]

1:37 - So we sold Deus Ex! 1:42 - Have you tried mulch? 2:50 - People who get high and play with guns are fine. 6:47 - When the going gets tough.. The tough fuck off! XD

[@RobTFirefly]

It's impossible to have a bad day when a new noisepuppet video comes out.

[@jeffreywonderly7975]

Bro that 2nd little bit with the mom wiggling around has me pissing laughing, l can't stop

[@quantumblur_3145]

Are you still pissing

[@catwantsfishie]

The things to remember about Disneyworld gave me actual tears in my eyes

[@Mattteus]

Stuff from the Disney store is Disney stuff... you just nuked my mind

[@Sheevlord]

If your doctor is confused by aspirin then choosing a different doctor seems to be the obvious choice

[@ImFangzBro]

Well, she DID say the choice was clear.

[@golarac6433]

I'm so happy you are still active. Thank you for calling 1 800 COC

[@xtarheelinutah]

The "GeneSegaSis" at the 5:11 Mark was bizarre, but strangely hilarious! Keep Up The Good Work!

[@magnified111]

Avalananalavalanalallannavvalance

[@smacktard7440]

Snanch

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

I didn't want the reversals to stop on that one. So funny!!

[@MrBeardsley]

“Stuff from the Disney Store is Disney stuff.” 🤯

[@Attmay]

No kidding, I thought it was from Columbia Pictures.

[@Smoopadoop]

6:20 that's right, dead serious about going to itchy and scratchy land!

[@eviljoel]

I was just rewatching a bunch of your videos and wondered when you'd return. Nice timing.

[@darksideoftoast]

Has it really been 2 years since he last uploaded? Miss you, Noisepuppet

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Well, there was the SeaQuest YTP video that got yeeted by KZbin for copyright BS. But that was also in 2021, I believe.

[@SerialK1986]

Uncle puppet is back with more commercial poops, heck yeah!!

[@newoldstock_]

The Army commercial segment is hilarious

[@FounderOfPartyism]

5:34. Didn’t expect it, didn’t disappoint. You killed me again, @noisepuppet. Amazing execution.

[@raidensreturn]

Oh my god. The whole Flinstones bit had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. Dear god

[@hectorvoskin]

90s commercials keep deleting my comments whenever I try to remark on the doctor bit >:(

[@Code7Unltd]

I don't think you're the only one. Sundar must think that the pill-pushers we call "doctors" can't stand criticism.

[@maxmiddleshirtz]

“Don’t they know that in the movies you never go in the movies?”

[@richardgadberry8398]

"The FOX Wee Wee Bash is made stupid by Florida. Curtisportation transpacy of AirSU, the official fish nuts to Universal Yugiohs Florida."

[@djk1288]

​@@richardgadberry8398I think that was "Studiversal Udios".

[@dreamjumper5928]

Guys I created a subreddit for noisepuppet! It’s called r/noisepuppet if you’re interested!

[@dreamjumper5928]

I didn’t expect noisepuppet to actually heart this comment :O

[@JontyMaster]

Joined! Now there are 10 members!

[@dreamjumper5928]

@@JontyMaster I’m happy, but I got banned off of Reddit, so idk what I am supposed to do :(

[@gummynate]

I love it, GrayStillPlays would be proud! Keep up the funny vids.

[@BrianWebb0222]

Man… the 90’s were even more awkward than I remember! 🤣

[@LT7Racing]

Your content gives me life.

[@whiteskullz]

As long as he posts in the next few years, I can keep on livil.

[@ltsdrone4763]

this is now a time where we need a sudden return

[@joshuaswannmusic6462]

"Monday at 6:30 Fuck no!" That was my reaction to Coach at all times lol.

[@ancilodon]

Started slow, but finished very well. I wonder if anyone can find that annoying shampoo commercial from the late 80s/early 90s with what looked like jizz splattering a frying pan and a woman who whines "I don't want that in my hair!"

[@JontyMaster]

Mmmmm! Crispity, crunchy, tasty gravel. Nobody better travel without their gravel.

[@noisepuppet]

Or they might come unraveled

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

​@@noisepuppetbang the gavel, and call your friend Pavel

[@Edsecondstocomply]

"YOU'RE NOT WORTH THE BUTT YOURE TRYING TO CRAWL OUT OF!"

[@zogmorp]

I just now noticed the title of the video is making fun of overused click-bait titles with the "then THIS happened" part. Good show, good show my dear chap.

[@LT_Foxfyre]

3:33 OH HECK I DON'T WANNA JOIN THIS ARMY

[@djk1288]

What's wrong, you got something against BB AIA CAAC BB ARRA ?

[@endenel8694]

your vids always get me through hard times. thanks so much for creating some of the funniest content on this site

[@TrueRiderFan]

Thirsty onee-chans favorite phrase @4:03

[@neptune9647]

ArA uwu

[@larrymantic2635]

Ara U🎗U

[@doublequin]

I like that Noisepuppet made sure to leave us with sound medical advice

[@tayocham1]

cs188 AND noisepuppet in the same week? Is it my birthday!?

[@ernestcruz6316]

I remember that episode of Playrose Melse. Lots of susmance and ropense, and it really did the joj. Joj.