[YTP] Dooting Days and Donuts

The vastly underrated An Heroic Hippo did this one first.
• {YTP} How to go to the...

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

“Only, who girl? Me not like crowd? What do” My thoughts exactly

[@FooPanda]

Only a CooC will doooo

[@richardgadberry8398]

How do you chew dates? Woody thought of Janice and how racist she was.

[@dyveira]

It sounded like Charlie Kelly's thought process from Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

[@saintsea-hat7891]

@@richardgadberry8398 she knows how to do a fellow’s taxes!

[@gabrielboorom6196]

When he said "What do", I felt that.

[@GibusWearingMann]

"I took my date to Syria. It was a major firefight." has the exact same energy as "Hi, I'm actually a Chechen rebel."

[@bachaddict]

We've captured Tunis!

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

You were here just last week with us...sus...suuuuuuus!

[@ANDR3alfaro]

That motherfucker had a lol!

[@PsychicRadroach]

The way she SLAMS the phone down after saying "Bye!" so cheerily really gets me for some reason

[@Skank_and_Gutterboy]

No doubt, OMG! 🤣🤣

[@MrRickypt]

CS188 had a "Toot" reference in his poop today. Later we would know it was the signal for Noise Puppet to return...

[@Jeremy.Bearemy]

Cs is still pooping? How did I miss that?

[@j2simpso]

noisepuppet stand back and stand by 🤣

[@FreezepondMapping]

The *TooT* heard around the world.

[@Woodside235]

Herald the return of the King EDIT: Actual audio of the return kzbin.info/www/bejne/g4fRhHmga72EkLs

[@TheGhostRecordsChannel]

@@Jeremy.Bearemy yes he returned about 7 months ago or so

[@magnum7978]

"I took my date to Syria, it was a major firefight!"

[@richardgadberry8398]

"I had to run upstairs and toot!"

[@TellEmB290]

Being roped into a major geopolitical conflict by my dates is always a turn on for me

[@artoodiitoo]

that mother fucker had a lol!

[@joshuaswannmusic6462]

Lol

[@Syndicate_01]

"Yes, that's what a boy likes. He wants no tax hikes. Fuck that shit."

[@UnfittingCarbon]

"Me not like crowd. Wat do?"

[@richardgadberry8398]

"How do you chew dates?"

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Enjoy Einsteinian spacetime.

[@UnfittingCarbon]

@@orlandowordsmith6208 LOL RELATIVITY

[@VectraQS]

@@UnfittingCarbon Only Coca-Cola gives you that shitty feeling!

[@Sakhmeov]

I can't name how many times I've thought of _exactly_ that; "Who girl? Me not like crowd. What do?!" And of course I'm always saved from feeling awkward and inferior, when I think of how racist Janice was.

[@yessumyecrad]

Damn boomers had instructional film reels for every aspect of life..then, when you ask them for help, they get all "Nobody helped me figure things out!" I wish I had these films when I was a teen so I could have known Syrian firefights and torture for lols were good date ideas!

[@MiXedPlague]

noisepuppet is a true gift from the boomer generation

[@ganglians]

​@@MiXedPlague He's a boomer? Well, I can now say that I truly feel connected to the older generation

[@noisepuppet]

@@ganglians I was born a year or two into Gen X. I don't know how much stock I put in the idea that these discrete birth cohorts determine anything about a person, but I do experience that disillusionment with the myth of human progress which is supposed to be typical of Gen Xers. And I compulsively make fun of Boomer and cold war era stuff.

[@ganglians]

@@noisepuppet Sorry, gen x, got it! Yeah, people like to talk about how different each generation is, but how different we really? Not so much I gather

[@ChargeQM]

@@ganglians The trappings of each era change but the same sentiments are always around. The real measure of our differences is the sort of wreckage we leave in our wake for our children's generations.

[@deweywsu]

Noisepuppet has returned!! This is an event worth celebrating the world around!! At a time when the world needs him the most!! Thank you for returning to us from the netherworld and bringing us manna to feed our hungry souls!! Seriously, thank you for coming back. Many people have hoped for this day.

[@codyholley]

Long live the toot king!

[@ShinyShinyIsAlwaysBeingSerious]

So glad to see him here and there. I've been keeping up with the worlds happenings through wavy news but Tommy McMommy didn't mention anything about NP coming back so I'm surprised

[@codyholley]

Im curious how king naruto is doing

[@derfanddarf1]

"Mom, is it alright with you if I have a sad night?" "Why, of course! You are generally sad."

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

"Hello, may I please marry my mom?"

[@AussieEvil]

"I have a woody. This is carnal."

[@saintsea-hat7891]

OHHUHHO! *hangs up on you*

[@EvanP88]

5:10 “That motherfucker had a L O L” gets me every time.

[@bachaddict]

I'm 27 and never had a girlfriend, so this information is very valuable to me. Thank you noisepuppet, I would happily suffer tortures for lols to receive more!

[@DaveTypeII]

I’m 46, and I still need to know how to say good night to a date. I’d didn’t know it was so complex!

[@SiFiGamer2016]

I honestly feel sorry for you and JackMcQuack. Never had a gf??

[@DaveTypeII]

@@SiFiGamer2016 No. I just never learned how to say goodnight!

[@DaveTypeII]

@@SiFiGamer2016 I think it’s “sugeganugeissegg.....” (Though I might not be spelling it right.)

[@SiFiGamer2016]

@@DaveTypeII lol uhhhh... Definitely not a goodnight saying. I get it, though, many guys have problems communicating with women. Especially if you like her.

[@coten]

"i think the most important thing about a date is to have good weed" damn right girl

[@ShinyShinyIsAlwaysBeingSerious]

2:05 - His brother in the leather jacket looks like the guy from from RaR N LaL and he's about to say "UhU Mommy, Fuook Yohuu, UhU Mommy, bake a cake"

[@erichwashausen4602]

noooo no no no nononon nono nono nooooon no no no

[@donttreadonmetal5073]

what was so great about those Dvds?

[@tjenadonn6158]

@@donttreadonmetal5073 seedeeveedees?

[@magnified111]

Its easy AND fun! NuN!!!

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

And you can BURN the schools!

[@antonsavosin75]

Unless your party has smegma, free reefers, tortures for lols, and somebody dies there, don't bother inviting me. Also, I love that you and An Heroic Hippo do the same sources

[@Person089876]

And rats!

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Bilbo Baggin's birthday

[@IffyJottere]

@@quantumblauthor7300 Oblib's 11th birthday! 666! *VERY GOOD YEAR!* Almost as old as Goodyear!

[@erinbrown3744]

I also hum the Imperial March when doing the chores.

[@badger6728]

Noisepuppet, you always have the most unique sources for your YTPs, from old industrial films to newsreels from the 80s, it's insane

[@tncorgi92]

I'm old enough to have seen some of these films in school. Coronet supplied a lot of them. Corny as hell.

[@Karmy.]

It makes sense since he's in his 50s, probably a lot of these were played in class for him

[@chazzwozzio]

I think some of these I found on mst3k. This one in particular.

[@malevores]

Unfortunately I'm too young

[@VectraQS]

I was laughing so hard at the rearranged signs that I missed two jokes after that.

[@Maldoror2112]

I was drinking a soda, and I almost did a spit-take when I saw the SMEGMA sign. I wasn't prepared for that! 😆

[@jincyquones]

SMEGMA

[@FartOfAsspiration]

SMEGMA RATS HE DIES TORTURE FOR LOLS FREE REEFERS

[@skybuprofen9834]

"Why, aren't you the Inquisitor?" "Yes."

[@synysterjazmyngates]

“I think the important part of a date is if you have good weed.” ...Saaaame

[@joanhailey8969]

Holy shit, noisepuppet and CS188 on the same day? It's enough to give you a woody. Glad you're back, NP!

[@Qualex14]

Dathings1 too

[@joanhailey8969]

@@Qualex14 That's right, she posted the Woods remake today!

[@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub]

woody woody woody

[@michaelblackwell2732]

Yeah that would be a drawback

[@advisingassable]

"Well,that alright. Only...who girl? Me not like crowd, What do?" Hilarious yet relatable

[@hectorvoskin]

Is no one going to talk about the master pitch-shifting of the Imperial March at 3:57

[@HouseOfFunQM]

SHIT SON

[@StrongBadger]

NOISEPUPPET!!! In our darkest hours, he comes to bring suus luulz!

[@TriumphantPenguin2]

He’s back! 😄 TooT.

[@aoifependry1029]

Tube steak

[@TriumphantPenguin2]

@@aoifependry1029 Heavy Testes.

[@saxongreen78]

SKUH SKSSKSSKSSSS!

[@sleepyburr]

"That alright. Only... who girl? Me not like crowd. Wat do?" Look, someone made a film about my life.

[@jirden]

I clicked this notification with lightning speed

[@aoifependry1029]

Same tho

[@elliott421]

Did Billy Mays send you anything?

[@ArcadeTheatre]

I love it when a girl can do my taxes

[@gerryjr6490]

I don't think so pal cause a girl is suppose to like you of who you are a little PSA for ya

[@thewhoppinator]

Holy shit, thank goodness that you are alive, I was honestly worried

[@shish3817]

Same

[@Maldoror2112]

I was concerned as well. I thought that maybe NoisePuppet had succumbed to the "beer bug," but I should have known that it would have no power over the King of Poops! 💪😁👍

[@PJ-he5zk]

I like a girl who can do my taxes

[@ganglians]

ain't that the truth

[@kanna-san.]

Same

[@ericbazinga]

I want no tax hikes. Fuck that shit.

[@Wavemaninawe]

"I really dont feel comfortable about that until we are married. Cant you just take me to the Dick Butt Carnival instead?"

[@TheMalletman88]

"I think the important thing about a date is to have good weed. Fuck the carnival. You don’t need the mime, you don’t need the mummy, you don’t need movies or parties or anything. And you leave your boyfriend at the carnival." Solid

[@michaellechite]

"Woody thought of Janice and how racist she was..." Sus

[@Wavemaninawe]

Janices racism made Woody feel awkward and inferior. But that was fine, because he enjoys it. That is a lot of emotional bagage to unpack there, Woody.

[@f0rm0r]

Who girl? Me not like crowd. Wat do?

[@FooPanda]

You go for private boy!

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Let's blow a friend!

[@AexisRai]

Narrator: "So Woody decided he'd aaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa. But just how should he aaaa? And what about bees?" Nic Cage: "Not the bees! AAAAAAAA!"

[@SiFiGamer2016]

"2 girls, 1 cup." Oh, God. 😂😂😂 Welcome back 😎👍

[@michaelolz]

The “Welllll...that alright.” killed me. 😆

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

"Only.... who girl?"

[@joshuaswannmusic6462]

“I took my date to Syria, it was a major firefight.” That was just transportive and hilarious. This whole thing is a gem.

[@jirden]

4:09 “Why, aren’t you the inquisitor?” “Yeas.”

[@SamSquids]

the "rats" part was my favorite, because they're rats, they prey at night, they stalk at night, they're the rats

[@professorpenne9962]

I thought it was halloween but I guess christmas came early this year

[@_SoCalDude_]

Ah yes, my favorite carnival attraction... SMEGMA

[@MunroPage]

"HE DIES" "TORTURE FOR LOLS"

[@DeadHandtheSurvivor]

Hurrah! You're back! And just in time for Halloween, I hope the move went well for you and everyone is safe.

[@SneakyHoboJesus]

I've be battling depression for a while now. Noisepuppet, you put a huge smile on my face with this new video! Thank you so much.

[@tncorgi92]

I'll second that. I think we all need as much humor as we can get to pull us thru 2020.

[@wiscomitch3412]

Same here. 2020 sucks a big Cooc. Just TooT! It helps with my depression.

[@PerryCJamesUK]

An Heroic Hippo is one of the best. It's official. Don't believe me, then stay in skooks you might lul.

[@hectorvoskin]

"Teen Carnality" is fucking genius

[@smoothestbrain]

“So let’s try saying segugugnyenseiseinein” Works every time

[@DefinitiveDubs]

"How do you say 'The end of this world is nigh'?" I DIED

[@MackenzieChandlerDunnavant]

5:04 mom is a based YPJ fighter

[@MackenzieChandlerDunnavant]

@Jacob Ballou I don't know if they have an official one, but I've seen people in comments say things like Viva Apo (nickname of Abdullah Ocalan), Viva Rojava, and Long Live Rojava.

[@charlie_nolan]

“2 girls 1 cup” “She knows how to do a fellows taxes” Quality sentence mixing. Your channel inspired me to get VEGAS 16 and start making YTPs on my other channel

[@noisepuppet]

That alright! Only.... Where channel? Me not see video. Wat do?

[@charlie_nolan]

@@noisepuppet it’s called Silly Goose and most of my views are due to 1 shitty video. I’ve only made like 3 or 4 YTPs so far but as I am also a nerd and obsolete media collector I have some DVDs and tapes I have as sources.

[@charlie_nolan]

@@noisepuppet also was the source for this film or tape?

[@noisepuppet]

@@charlie_nolan search for "dating do's and don'ts" here or on Internet Archive

[@charlie_nolan]

@@noisepuppet oh I thought you had a copy or something. Ok. I now see in the description that someone else YTPed this first, oops. Ok

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

This feels like a spiritual successor to "Sarass is such a snons" with a dash of cs188's "We're looking into the future Chuck" (welcome back by the way, 2020 just got a tiny tiny bit better)

[@kayhoww]

I can tell you are a sophisticated connoisseur of fine pOoP

[@frunkyfaym222]

We love you Noisepuppet

[@SGNRyan]

First cs188 returns with a YTP of the debate, and now Noisepuppet returns with one of the best YTPs I’ve ever seen!

[@FartOfAsspiration]

"How do you say the end of this world is nigh?" God-tier sentence mixing right there.

[@mabiniss2]

"I'm getting ready for my woody." "Nice!"

[@HC-cb4yp]

05:42 I almost fainted from laughing...

[@saxongreen78]

I almost sharted from farting.

[@anheroichippo5669]

Free reefers! Sounds like my kind of carnival. This was hilarious, thanks for the shoutout!

[@magnified111]

You, my frerf, are the SES!! You are one SOS NUN, I tayle yew whut

[@richardgadberry8398]

Don't forget the smegma, the rats, and the tortures for lols. Spoiler alert: He dies.

[@june9914]

'How do you say the end of the world is nigh?' Idk man I usually scream it

[@dasreflex]

Ah yes, the hallmark of every fancy-ass dinner is indeed having good weed.

[@PoisonousPen]

“Woody thought of Janice and how racist she was” 😂😂😂

[@Raveseeker]

Holy shit, you ain't dead. Incredibly glad to see you back, Noisepuppet. Hope you're doing well.

[@britainluver431]

"What are you doing?" "Why aren't you the inquisitor?" "Yes." Anne being questioned by the Grand Inquisitor Francisco Antonio de Lorenzana

[@shitpostgrotto2982]

Surprised to find this notification in my inbox, but in a good way. Good to see you back at it again!

[@stonecalm5532]

Simply wonderful. Glad to see you’re still at it Noisepuppet. You really areera yllaer uoY.

[@RatPfink66]

As an autist, this ytp makes exactly as much sense as most descriptions of dating rituals I have read or heard.

[@robertlucas8104]

When cs188 uploads.. noisepuppet resurrects. TOOT!!!

[@DaMainman2]

Look, it's fine if you believe you don't need eyes, don't need a law against it, don't need mom, or don't need cartoons... ...But you absolutely _do_ need *TooT.*

[@tonywilliams7205]

Dude!! You're back! A ray of hope in the dumpster fire that is 2020. My day is made.

[@ytpmichaelrosen9190]

And when the world needed him most, he returned.

[@blueskies99]

The god of ytps has blessed us with another TooT!

[@sadgoy.]

3:55 you pitch shifted the static? Genius! 😆

[@MrUnidyne]

"After all, a girl likes you to go away."

[@JynxedKoma]

"He wants no tax hikes. *Fuck THAT shit."*

[@bored4161]

The legend returns.

[@DrRobby1985]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! At first I thought I was seeing things but nope, it IS you! Hope you're doing well and thanks for making my day with this. Happy Halloween! (that "2 girls 1 cup" and "SMEGMA" bits had me rolling XD)

[@shiytp]

yes mom, i'm a god.

[@QuantumSurge64]

Noisepuppet upload on Halloween is the best treat.

[@LashonDCampbell]

I really enjoyed watching your video today. It was nice and you did an amazing job. I absolutely love ❤️ your beautiful channel ✌🏽

[@arciks11]

Tommy McMommy didn't tell me on Wavy News that this LuL would be returning... YaY!

[@atomicbeachball]

Good to have you back, noisepuppet.

[@PichuLondonSports]

OMG The big 3 YTP stars came back for Halloween!

[@ladysnake8449]

Noise puppet is back, we will say Victory with a toot! 📣

[@EarthboundX]

Really glad to see you back. As weird as it may sound, we're in the middle of the pandemic, and I know you're an older person who is in the danger range for Covid. So I was kinds scared something might have happened to you. Hope that doesn't sound insulting at all. Just something I thought about. You're still easily my favorite YTPer. I've watched Crustal Poopsy Sales Sales Profits Sales so many damned times now, might be your best work.

[@Maldoror2112]

A great poop indeed, but I think my personal favorite is The Parade of Failed Old Shit.

[@johngavin1175]

@@Maldoror2112 man,Noisepuppet has so many good poops,its hard to find an absolute favorite,to me.

[@catwantsfishie]

This is an ancient comment but I personally have "A whiter shade of fail" memorized. It's gotta be my favorite

[@sdesmtl]

Even if you nun sus, you got to admit that the editing is stellar.

[@artistwithouttalent]

Hey, you're back! I'm really glad to see you're OK. I'm kind of going through a thing right now and I could use a good toot.

[@themercianchap8686]

The prodigal son has returned

[@soupdaddyg9921]

this upload made my day

[@galagachamp]

Huzzah! I couldn't believe my eyes at first. A day with new noisepuppet stuff is always a good day. Hope you're doing well. What do?

[@colin5227]

the jittering rats really crack me up for some reason

[@aoifependry1029]

Holy fuck being here when the legend posts again is quite something!

[@elliott421]

3:57 - Dumbest thing, for some reason, I was anticipating she'd sing/hum the Imperial March just before she started to actually do it, and yet I laughed anyway. 6:17 - I've watched this bit about a dozen times by now, and each time I've laughed with the same gusto each time. If I watch this part 144 times, I'll probably laugh all the same at it.

[@kenkarsonn]

He Dies was always a crowd favorite at my local carnival

[@MrJimbojamez]

Any word from Newspuppet? Welcome back....kcack

[@Racerjames666]

I had a terrible fear that 2020 might have taken you as well! Thank you for keepin on keepin on. Gold as always

[@Maine590]

Yay! noisepuppet please upload more, you have some of the best edits I've ever seen

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

I missed your videos so much. Thank you for posting this and I hope you're doing okay

[@eddievg83]

Best Halloween treat ever! Thank you Noisepuppet! 😊

[@DaThings]

I should be immoral.

[@noisepuppet]

Strangely I was thinking about whether or not that line would land with you specifically, and I felt that it would.

[@Auride]

I'm so happy you're safe