[YTP] 90s commercials ripped my flesh

There I was, surrounded by saaas

[@noisepuppet]

Source: archive.org/details/vhs_Commercials_Fox_61_WTIC_Hartford_Connecticut_1994-10-31

[@RootedHat]

Thanks for this! Missed ya

[@edwarddelacruz3923]

For the first time Connecticut helps the YTP community?! I'm honored to be a citizen here in ole CT!! *tear of joy*

[@noisepuppet]

@@edwarddelacruz3923 coincidentally, I lived in Hartford for a year

[@edwarddelacruz3923]

@@noisepuppet Noway!! I was born in Hartford but I was raised in East Hartford. I can't believe a master YTP maker like yourself graced us with your presence one time!!!

[@noisepuppet]

@@edwarddelacruz3923 I lived in Bloomfield and commuted in to Trinity. Still miss Tapas Bloomfield and Black Bamboo in West Hartford, and of course there were a million great pizza places.

[@cs188]

YT keeps deleting my comments so I'll just say the Olive Garden segment truly slayed me, among everything else.

[@deusvult99]

KZbin has been super delete happy with comments lately.

[@j2simpso]

Thanks for offering an olive branch to noisepuppet cs188 🤣

[@cellina.starfire]

_SHITISSIMO!_

[@dartheria7914]

CS188 stan-ing other YTPers in the comments is awesome 👌🏻

[@FooPanda]

When you're here, you're eating family :)

[@Dr.DagNabit]

"I still drink Basketball" -Michael Jordan

[@SerialK1986]

OOH!!

[@IffyJottere]

It's gotta be base-ketball!

[@LuckyPunkProd]

@@IffyJottere The game Matt Stone and Trey Parker invented.

[@xXMrGamePlayerXx]

Awesome Video. I would be grateful if you checked out my Ytps

[@steveguzman6141]

Now he drinks Nascar and Bubba

[@DefinitiveDubs]

"When I play basketball..." "OOH!" "I always wanted the basketball." "OOH!" "Now I'm playing baseball." "Ooh..."

[@artoodiitoo]

I beginning to think he might be obsessed with basketball!

[@mackback319]

"Still drink basketball." "OOH??"

[@djk1288]

Maybe one day he'll play Baseketball?

[@ACBlackJ0ck]

@@djk1288 *OOHH!*

[@take5transfat]

@@djk1288 but he will still drink basketball

[@tayocham1]

"Shit-tissimo!" should totally be Olive Garden's slogan from now till eternity.

[@GolemAvalanche]

"When Gina moves in and re-Gina-rates" I suppose you have to be prepared for that kinda thing when you grow up on the memes of New York.

[@deMocskonyi]

My kids are gonna grow up on a lot of memes. That's literally the only thing I'll force on them.

[@MsYukizomesorangejuice]

​@@deMocskonyi same

[@TheRealTerranMarine]

Isin't that from the new series "You're a Cuck"?

[@processred2858]

"slomebody's gonna get slam slunked" is an instant classic holy shit

[@mingtooter]

Sliving Slingle is a good show

[@TheNewOrchestra]

When the world needed him most... he returned.

[@ytpmichaelrosen9190]

Dooting Days and Donuts was a much better return.

[@Sakhmeov]

@@ytpmichaelrosen9190 Yeah, but don't you just love it when you get brains?

[@aplimsollpunk2738]

Wasn't there another new video? It's gone now. What was it?

[@Sakhmeov]

@@aplimsollpunk2738 "Hell Poultry": An inspiring tale of slnimals from a repaired foundation near you.

[@freakfoxvevo7915]

Oooo

[@weshammer8906]

The Michael Jordan part killed me "I still go ooh"

[@DJfireant789plus]

Im gonna get a base-ketball

[@cellina.starfire]

I might start saying “Shitissimo” in real life.

[@McCantJustin]

It's apart of my daily vocabulary now lol

[@evanklein-corman5605]

I have :)

[@saxongreen78]

"...a complete fail feast!"

[@lewecusgame7598]

“Only 69 Cents. Nice.”

[@richardgadberry8398]

For that price, you get it all: Sour rice, sour beans, sour cream, sour lettuce, sour cheese, sour tomatoes and sour guacamole

[@XanltheCSG]

You have 69 likes so I won't ruin it

[@aplimsollpunk2738]

I could almost fook em. And then I did.

[@shanesims892]

And then I came.

[@rexsexson5349]

Summer of 69

[@youisiaint]

The "bell" swap from the Taco Bell and Pepsi commercial was genius

[@PichuLondonSports]

Sour rice Sour beans Sour cream Sour lettuce Sour cheese Sour tomatoes and Sour guacamole Only 69 cents.... NICE!

[@bachaddict]

I love it with crabby babies from red member!

[@woolfy02]

That would be one sour burrito

[@bachaddict]

This quote gives me a belly laugh every time I see it

[@ServingOthers99]

pretty sure thats just a rotten burriter there, hate tuh tell yuh

[@bachaddict]

@@ServingOthers99 but for only 69 cents, how can you turn that down!

[@caldera11]

"It's as easy as LOL (I.T.A)" was expecting one joke, and got an entirely different one, nice double reverse bait and switch

[@Coryhyman]

"It's gotta be Baseketball" Trey Parker and Matt Stone have entered the chat.

[@oldeenglishd45]

OOOOOOOOOH

[@adelaidewatts1813]

I’ve always wanted a fuckerized camera with a built-in family.

[@ArcturusOTE]

Camera doubles as a fleshlight

[@poble]

it's as easy as L O L I T A

[@oldeenglishd45]

OOOOOOOOH!

[@A1Yola_cooker187]

“ And it does all the fucking for you “

[@KoleWilliams]

the camily of fameras!

[@____NOVA____]

I still drink noisepuppet and now I'm playing noisepuppet 💪🥵👌

[@erinbrown3744]

Ooh!

[@shawnfields2369]

@@erinbrown3744 Not quite as good as playing Basketball, Baseball, Basketball, or even Base-Ketball. Or Basketball.

[@dylaninpieces2]

@@shawnfields2369 Ooh!

[@dylaninpieces2]

Ooh!

[@michaellechite]

"....Gina moves in and Reginarates" The saus is strong with this one

[@muhdshahid6389]

"If you think I'm taking a WIZ, it's as easy as L-O-L-I-T-A"

[@Mr_Wallet]

I heard "camily of fameras" and DaThings popped into my head, and then you immediately pull out the _priced rice._ This whole thing is great from start to finish!

[@dragondemon5181]

Ooh!

[@BinglesP]

I thought of DaThings too when I made an edit like that in my most recent YTP currently on my channel She really is the YTP master of sentence mixing spoonerisms

[@NWGoldSilverMC]

I was holding it together until “SHITISSIMO!”

[@dVaan]

Back when you could go to a restaurant and fornicate for only 8.95

[@mida8261]

Now you have to pay an outrageous $8,959,598,959,faaf eh 5! Ridiculous!

[@poble]

@@mida8261 shitissimo!

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

Welcome back noisepuppet. Always ready to get the JoJ done at HoH SiS.

[@tbg8365]

100% satisfied

[@freakfoxvevo7915]

1:37

[@TheRealJames76]

Are you a furry?

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

@@TheRealJames76 Weeb. There are no good Anime Wolf pics sadly

[@TheRealJames76]

@@TheWunWhiteWolf Ah. Makes sense. BTW, I'm a furry, in case you didn't know.

[@mysterioso2006]

the most beautiful thing about the 90's is that you just cant out-90's it. everything that you think about the 90's is true and then actually WAY more tubular than you could possibly imagine

[@BinglesP]

I’ve seen people try to emulate the 90’s, but yeah, they just never get it exactly right It lacks the bombastic music scores and distinct lack of self-awareness

[@onkelpappkov2666]

I am so conditioned to Noisepuppet et al. that when I get ads with an upbeat sales voice, I feel immensely let down when they turn out not to be pooped. I'm glad this content is always appropriately pooped for my satisfaction.

[@f0rm0r]

you're really getting through the decades with these, can't wait for the 2000s

[@AussieEvil]

Lysol slime spray: there's nothing this slime can't slime.

[@rainman8534]

Nice to see you again, old friend.

[@quantumblur_3145]

"Puppet ass theater" _they're coming_

[@djk1288]

"After 90 years of misery..." "Aww, I hate God!" ...y'know, makes sense.

[@Sakhmeov]

Now that's what we call *_Inspiring Hell Poultry!_*

[@spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840]

basketball (ooh)

[@dragondemon5181]

After 5 years on the east coast

[@djk1288]

@@spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840 You mean baseketball (ooh)?

[@spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840]

@@djk1288 no, i meant baseketball (oohoo h h h)

[@andrewholmes3116]

OUR KING RETURNS

[@docsigma]

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY

[@clarkg.]

YAY!

[@VectraQS]

3:25 absolutely laid me out.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Gotta be honest, the phrase "family of cameras" already scans a little weird in my brain. Then noisepuppet comes along and makes the guy say "camily of fameras" and now my brain doesn't know which way is up. Good joj!

[@duncanclark8933]

Basketball. OOEUH

[@jakemmiller6287]

Now I own nasketball

[@jakemaybrier9184]

I thought I was the only person on Earth who knew about Muppet Classic Theatre. Thank you, noisepuppet. Thank you for showing me I'm not alone in this wretched life.

[@destructionfun2]

He came back when we needed him most. TooT.

[@bachaddict]

He's been around the whole time in the comments of other ytps :D

[@WhatTheHe11isTHAT]

"I still go Ooh!" -Michael Jordan

[@BinglesP]

I'm so happy for Mr. Jordan being able to balance playing Basketball( ...ooh!), Baseball( ...ooh!), and Baseketball( ...ooh!). That can be hard sometimes.

[@dylaninpieces2]

What about drinking Basketball (OOH)?

[@kiaas]

I was just saying I wished noisepuppet was making more YTPs last night

[@TheBigMclargehuge]

You wish he made them last night?

[@erichwashausen4602]

@@TheBigMclargehuge I wish he made more tonight.

[@kiaas]

@@erichwashausen4602 we still need more puppet noises even today

[@theslimjames]

yay

[@waffle1474]

THE RETURN OF THE KING

[@MrUnidyne]

"I was driving when I forgot my body."

[@jackofallspades98]

The urge to just comment a quote from the video is strong, but I resist! Hilarious work as always, definitely had that special noisepuppet fisting that we know and love. Old commercials are such a goldmine for YTP, so happy to see another installment from you. Glad to see you're back! :)

[@noisepuppet]

Thanks! BTW I think your channel is amazing and I show it to people whenever possible.

[@deweywsu]

I have to say that noisepuppet, you are truly a cut above all other YTP artists in the type of YTP you make that appeals to those of us who listen to the audio for a plot. A lot of others make YTPs that rely heavily on backward-forward scrubbing and jitter, but aren't focused on a story line. Those are great and have their place, but for someone who listens to what's being said, your work is pure genius. The tiniest details are some of the most hilarious. I was so glad to see you released new material recently. I was worried you hung up the towel after a gap there. Thanks for coming back!

[@GataZGinkgo]

I love martin, but I always hated whenever gina reginarated

[@robertlucas8104]

today it’s time to TOOT

[@bachaddict]

TOOT for joy, noisepuppet has uploaded!

[@fiorearciuolo691]

I still drink basketball. Still want the basketball. I still go *Oouhh!*

[@paperking_real]

Taco Hell. Where Everything's Sour.

[@OjoWithAHardJ]

You pretty much described Taco Bell if it wasn't bland.

[@grfrjiglstan]

Hey, 8.95 is some damn cheap fornication.

[@LiquicitizenAntoine]

I was on the edge of my seat for the "YaY" at the end

[@orrenlane]

Ah yes. Nothing beats the feeling of a goog fuf sis jauaj niwewin frarf.

[@mattnorth7452]

So glad you're still producing quality content, noisepuppet. Highlight of my day, right here.

[@davemunger8803]

🎶 Shitisssimoooooooo! 🎶. * chef’s kiss *

[@BossDrSample]

I quite literally need nousepuppet in my life. Ive been using YTP as therapy for years

[@JontyMaster]

"90s commercials ripped my flesh" Well, my flesh was ripped by weasels.

[@JCondorYTPs]

Those dang shadows and wheelchairs got to me :(

[@harysuper]

I’m glad they designed and built a car. Now that’s why my Chevys a Car.

[@Oecobius33]

Love the Taco Bell bit! "I could almost FAWK EM."

[@benweaver9151]

And then I did, and I came…

[@Feckinghaggis]

They grew up on the memes of New York.

[@ManiacalForeigner]

They're cocs

[@Turner_Strait]

I would love to get a burrito for 69 cents. That would indeed be Nice.

[@ServingOthers99]

...ceice

[@samvision8280]

You could almost FFFFOCK ‘em

[@poble]

@@samvision8280 and then I did and I came

[@brandonmeenan8075]

0:23 “I still go.” *O O O H*

[@shawnfields2369]

Do you still play Basketball(ooh), baseball(ooh!) basketball(OOH), still want the basketball(ooH?) While still drinking the baseball, while still drinking the basketball, and now playing baseball, and do you ever play Base-ketball?

[@StormMartinEBFG]

HE RETURNS

[@jakesteven1980]

Any decade noisepuppet travels, he always add sus and toots that are impossible to resist.

[@westdakotaofficial7940]

This is just... absolute perfection.

[@AxelTheAussie]

OH SHIT HE'S BACK

[@floofyfoxxo744]

cute profile picture! :3

[@TheRealJames76]

OMG, another furry! What a coincidence.

[@galagachamp]

Yaaaaaaay new noisepuppet!

[@hansonel]

That fact that I remember seeing some of these commericals on TV makes this even better

[@Deepestofoceanicblue]

You know it's good when this guy rubs one out. Like gathering around noisepuppet's favourite armchair for story time but instead of heartfelt stories about life, he opens the book and it's all YTP. And you get those LSD feels. You're going to experience inverted memoirs from past times.

[@ericbazinga]

"When Gina moves in and re-gina-rates" I can't not imagine Gina doing a full on Doctor Who style regeneration

[@zacconeacademy1883]

new noise puppet always makes my day

[@Rebmetpes4]

I love you for this; I could literally jus cry because THESE 90S WERE THE SHIHS SHIHS SSSSHHIIIIIIIIIS! Especially that doublemint commercial I Garontee; PLEASE DO A DHAR MANN ONE!

[@RIPCompanionCube]

Mr. Puppet, when is the patreon gonna be expanded/merch be made! i need a horrible 1800s shirt :) we love u a lot, thank you for being the best YTP'er

[@ToastyBoiChannel]

Idk why but the "O O H" gets me everytime

[@DatFMEntertainment]

I always wondered what if there was 90s commercials, like the 80s and 70s. After 90 years of misery, my wish unintentionally came true.

[@Ermano300]

This video saved me from a shitty day today. Thank you.

[@rjskillz92]

The real highlight for me is the gratuitous use of the "HOO" sound that seems to be a staple of almost all midi compositions from the 90s during the Doublemint commercial. Forget what it's called.

[@noisepuppet]

Cuica, aka monkey drum?

[@rjskillz92]

@@noisepuppet That's the one. Love that sound.

[@johnathondupuis1301]

That Olive Garden segment was pure gold.

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

1:17 “CAnt you just TUrn up the DAmn HEAt?!

[@shanesims892]

Thank you for giving the gift of laughter. I have had to relearn how to experience it and things you create help.

[@dockaos66]

Welcome back, good sir! I needed this. I've been driving and forgot my body.

[@calvinsmith9541]

"Try the Maxolta Minimum Force, a fuckerised camera with a built-in family that does all the fucking for you." This is top-tier sentence mixing right here.

[@embercoral]

Ah yes, my favorite beverage... *basesketball*

[@vampylass3848]

As a 90s kid I guarantee, everybody was on the Memes of New York!

[@IgnatiusThorogood]

Aw man, Muppet Classic Theater was the shit. I still remember the promos on the tape before it started.

[@EthePianoMan]

Is that a Zappa reference in the title, you cheeky bastard?

[@hectorvoskin]

Weasels is a top 5 Zappa album of mine. The cover is my computer background.

[@EthePianoMan]

@@hectorvoskin Well I’m looking to listen to more Zappa, so what’s your number 1 album of his?

[@hectorvoskin]

@@EthePianoMan We're Only In It For The Money

[@bachaddict]

Priced rice! Finally something I can afford

[@Mrevits78]

"It's gotta be baseketball." Noice.

[@jakemmiller6287]

Now I own nasketball

[@poble]

OOH!!

[@Zyhmer]

You magnificent angel. Thank you for pooping this one out. 😊

[@Humphking]

What a treat on this lonely day, thanks Noisepuppet

[@JontyMaster]

"Now, I'm playing baseball." OOH! "Right. And I'm a Shakespearean actor." !HOO

[@EvanMe]

I got so excited to see a new Noisepuppet video, I rented a horse.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

every half hour, every day...ooh!

[@SouthwesternEagle]

3:33 absolutely KILLED me!!! X'D I have to start using that word! X'3

[@richardgadberry8398]

"If you think I am taking a Wiz, it's as easy L-O-L-I-T-A."

[@willflint5014]

I needed this. Thank you!

[@robertcornhole5197]

I brought back a vision: *The NumbNuts*

[@erichwashausen4602]

1:41 that’s an appropriate thing to say after 90 years of misery.

[@BoxesOfFoxes]

this is the best birthday ever now that this is uploaded! thank you noisepuppet!

[@Fnidner]

tillykke med fødselsdagen!

[@dashcamandy2242]

OMG, I remember the "Nobody Beats The Wiz" store. Always wanted to go there, but it was too far away...Yyayy... The Lumina wasn't that bad of a car for $16K. If you waited until '97-'99 and got the LTZ trim level and optional 3.8L engine, you had a "sleeper."

[@noisepuppet]

Yeah, I feel like "it's a car" sums up the old Lumina's sort of generic all around carishness. It's also got this "budget luxury" vibe that was more common in previous eras.

[@SoulSukkur]

TIL Ram Ranch was a Taco Bell all along

[@skybuprofen9834]

"Your tavorite fales, told with that special noisepuppet fisting."

[@Thrillville78]

THE LEGEND CAME BACK