Noita - A roguelike for the mentally deranged

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Soundtracks used:
Holy mountain theme - Noita OST: • Noita Official Soundtr...
Downtown - Maplestory OST: • [MapleStory BGM] Korea...
Ward - Minecraft Volume Beta: • Ward
Overworld Day - Terraria OST: • Overworld Day
Battle! - Xenoblade 2 OST: • Battle Theme - Xenobla...
Alternate Underground - Terraria OST: • Alternate Underground
Who wants to be a millionaire thinking theme: • Video
The Red Drummers - Rayman OST: • Rayman 1 OST - The Red...
ArabPirate - Maplestory OST: • [MapleStory BGM] Orbis...
Nyeh heh heh - Undertale OST: • Nyeh Heh Heh!
Bonetrousle - Undertale OST: • Bonetrousle
101BuildingField - Maplestory OST: • [MapleStory BGM] Kerni...

[@FuryForged]

Yes, yes I am.

[@tccasanova]

Woah first reply to you of all people

[@nikodemruta7686]

HES HERE, ITS FURY FORGED

[@aidenmclaughlin1076]

Hi Fury!

[@Hydrazine1000]

Now we have to wait for McQueeb, Let's Suffer Together, simosimo and a few more to come in and confess.

[@deadspace2595]

ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ

[@Jimera0]

You forgot to mention the part where once you know what you're doing you can become a nigh-unkillable god that wipes entire rooms of enemies in an instant without aiming only to die to 4 pixels of pink liquid.

[@oralevato7848]

Me: *stacks 20 extra life so I don't lose my 10+hr run* 4 pixels of funny liquid: _but what if you didn't?_

[@Hellion6325]

I have 13k hp on my current run and I have every immunity perk... can't wait to turn into a sheep with 1 hp and punch my monitor into another dimension

[@squiddler7731]

Thinking back to the first time I was on a really good run, got myself an extra life and then instantly died to the pink stuff anyway. Never in my life have I felt more robbed

[@Imar13]

I managed to get over 100K health, but my savefile started glitching tf out since it was like ng+8 and my perks stopped working so I suddenly took tonnes of damage to lava and acid, ended up dying when my game froze while trying to get to the dark moon

[@thinkinyblinko6666]

@@Hellion6325 I had a run where I had 18 million health, 18 stainless armors and the Uber bouncing burst setup and a shapechanger insta banned me for being too gay, I cried

[@Sabrowsky]

one thing this review did not prepare me for was accidentally selecting my electric torch while underwater and being immediately shocked to death

[@highdefinition450]

I'm not surprised that's a thing tho

[@laserbean00001]

well, the spell did warn you.

[@Shonicheck]

Well it's still volumes better than trying out death cross combination on magic statue in the holy mountain just for that cross to start homing in on you out of the blue... i died that day, physically and mentally. God why does it even does that when he hits that fucking statue?!? In other situation it just peacefully sits in place before exploding, but nooooooo it would be too easy... It doesn't even make sense for it to do that. God i even had spider legs in that run.. life is perpetual suffering

[@SophiaAstatine]

At least you know its probably salt or brack water now, so better not drink it.

[@DrakeOola]

Once played this roguelike where any item could be cursed and when you equip a cursed item it couldn't be removed. I found a cursed amulet of asphyxiations and I'm not sure why I even tried it on but that was the funniest but most heart wrenching death because I spent like half an hour on that run just watching my character slowly die, unable to do anything but facepalm in my stupidity. I love how straight forward it was and the fact that most people still probably learned the hard way just like me... 🤦‍♂

[@KanuckStreams]

5:00 Reminded me of the time I found a wand with the following spells on it: ~Double Spell -Modifier: Casts two of the following spells simultaneously. ~Fire Arc -Modifier: Creates a burning link between two projectiles (needs two projectiles, of course) ~Summon Missile -Projectile Spell: Summons a missile. What I EXPECTED when I used the wand: Two missiles are summoned, and fly towards a target (or two targets), a burning arc linking them together. Sounds pretty badass, right? What I GOT when I used the wand: Two missiles are summoned, and instantly are detonated by the burning arc, killing me before you could say "fuck".

[@theye29]

Lolll My first wtf death was this wand: -spell cast : 3 Then 9 slots full of dinamites I didnt see the amount of spells that the wand casted at one time, so when i swimmed on berserkion and aimed at a tiny hole to get a green wand, two extra dinamites appeared beside and in front of me consequently killing me

[@112leo]

I was unsure of getting this game, but now it just sounds to fucking random, insane and hilarious to pass on

[@somebody3639]

I once got a wand with "Explosion" on it. Didn't know what it was, clicked, was instantly killed despite looking up and away from my current position. The explosion spawns in your hands basically. That was 13 hours of dedicated gameplay killed because of a single spell. I wanted to be funny and do a megumin joke, got instant death in return.

[@112leo]

@@somebody3639 i once got the skill that said "all your spells are 5 times more powerful". I was like "well, why not". 2 seconds later I was dead cause I use the wand with the bomb spell on it to open up a crawl space and it ended up exploding my entire screen... I went and got away as far as possible until the bomb was barely visible and that was not enough

[@Clone4082]

I once died from a lightning arc wand that would shoot 4 bouncing balls. Problem was I tested them in water because I expected explosions and wanted to soften the blow if it happened….god damn it

[@Not_Aaron_]

Finnish people are professional at creating painful experiences

[@moron2]

Like My Summer Car

[@freshlymemed5680]

@@moron2 That game was a gem, a really scary gem.

[@matthewlong7547]

Like the winter war

[@viikkari1]

It’s just our catharsis for living in an actual frozen wasteland

[@kurko6147]

Yeah thats why we made the first two Max "Paynes"

[@superbad8008]

I had a long hard laugh when you explained that you can kill an unkillable boss by making him copy one of your shitty self-harming spells

[@karhu7581]

it's more like a cheese tbh. You can also cast a spell with "personal gravity field" on him, which will cause his own spells to home towards him, rendering him either completely harmless or even causing him massive self damage. Also, you can just use a really strong single shot spell, like Lightning bolt, to mitigate his shield, because let's face it you won't be firing lightning bolt more than a couple times a second anyway.

[@uhmuhwha]

@@karhu7581 heh you say that but I had a funky machine gun lightning wand

[@aaronking2020]

@@uhmuhwha i had a wand that shot spammed meteors at myself, my best notable suicide to date.

[@uhmuhwha]

Damn I've yet to try meteors. Never really been in the right place to take the wand fella on

[@karhu7581]

@@aaronking2020 yeah, always cast / unlimited spells meteor is totally busted since it has not cast delay or recharge time, with the exception that it doesn't pierce energy shields, so enemies that use them become real hard to fight.

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

my fave noita moment was in a vinesauce stream where vinny, after getting a nuke, says "i think i just won the game" and then proceeded to kill himself bc he was within nuking range

[@sethb3090]

I have a similar favorite one, in that it involves getting a nuke. One of the things Albino didn't mention here is that if enemies find wands laying around, they'll pick them up and use them. Well, a shotgun goblin found a nuke wand, and I jumped out of a puddle to see that sailing out of the blackness at the edge of the screen

[@kamilslup7743]

i was completely uncertain if the unstable crystal could kill me, until i got stuck and accidentally killed myself with it very useful experience after which i said "ok so there IS friendly fire in this game"

[@jwalster9412]

What did he expect? A time would have the range of a molitov cocktail?

[@TheTolnoc]

Upside: This wand can kill anything. Downside: You are a part of 'anything'.

[@notspoileratall5471]

I love how this game´s difficulty isn´t just "hard" , it´s "f*ck you".

[@musicalgentleman8087]

Basically the game 2:38

[@TheOriginalInixis]

'fuck you' is way too personal. 'fuck you' implies spite. Noita does not care about you that much.

[@StilvurBee]

@@TheOriginalInixis so it's more like "fuck it?"

[@TheOriginalInixis]

@@StilvurBee maybe just 'Fuck'

[@StilvurBee]

@@TheOriginalInixis ah yeah that seems about right

[@ferhad9865]

„Hey Albino, how do you defeat this boss?“ „Have You tried suicide?“

[@milanstevic8424]

„interesting quotation marks”

[@idkhahahaha]

@@milanstevic8424 lmaooo

[@aquiresramires9355]

“ ”

[@Mario-us7ds]

aka the Canadian Solution

[@mohammedabb985]

@@milanstevic8424 He is from australia probably,

[@RedRiotRoss]

Don't call me deranged

[@happybruh5449]

Haha de rangered

[@user-oc4vz3qi1j]

*D E R A N G E D*

[@PixelatedLeo]

D. E. R. A. N. G. E. D.

[@MagicMusicMan18]

Wizard boi : )

[@morgankasper5227]

*R A N G E D*

[@a_randomperson939]

'I cast frick everything in that general direction'

[@fayetal_attraction]

woops, general direction included a pixel wide column next to my character. time for a new run!

[@musicalgentleman8087]

2:38

[@DrakeOola]

I cast sudoku saws to get one of the bosses to copy me and self destruct...

[@danielroden9424]

frick everything generally fricks you. or you get cocky and nick a propane tank

[@samueljohnson9384]

its all fun and games until you realize those "health upgrades" exponentially increase the last bosses health...

[@Jadez1207]

It becomes all fun and games again when you realize the right combinations of spells and wand stats can break the game and deal millions of damage per tick

[@samueljohnson9384]

@@Jadez1207 it's all fun and games when you realize that until you get polymorphined and quickly realize you were never immortal...

[@prw56]

@@samueljohnson9384 Not when you get a mod that gives you checkpoints :s

[@mouthwide0pen]

@@prw56 "not when you cheat" ok

[@prw56]

@@mouthwide0pen Got a problem with that amigo? :s

[@globaros6629]

4:11 The translation from finnish is literally "Shotgun goblin"

[@gunsevenwhillans420]

Goblins and hiisi are actually different creatures. Hiisi are like orcs or trolls but different. While goblins are these small dudes wearing leather clothing and carrying firecrackers that they then throw at you.

[@globaros6629]

@@gunsevenwhillans420 Jos sä oot suomalainen niin sano toki? Yeah you might be right but finnish language also has terms for orc and troll that are "örkki" and "peikko" wihich could also mean gremlin or gnome or some other kind of troll species

[@saran6332]

@Mining Mole Mun yritys: Orc = örkki Troll = peikko Goblin = peikko, menninkäinen (?) Gnome = tonttu Elf= haltija ( in finland haltija is often depicted as a gnome-like, short creature with a hat. Also tonttu. They protect stuff, like saunas since those are powerful/holy) Sea monster or some kind : vetehinen, näkki and also Turso from Kalevala. Hiisi = ...perhaps closest to goblin like you mentioned. en tosiaan tiedä. Idk

[@karhu96]

@@saran6332 Hiisi tarkoittaa eräänlaista henkiolentoa. Se on käännetty fantasiakirjakääntäjien toimesta tarkoittamaan samaa kuin englannin kielen sana "goblin". Aikaisin tuntemani paikka jossa tätä käännöstä on käytetty on "The Hobbit" -kirjan ensimmäinen suomenkielinen käännös, "Lohikäärmevuori". Samaan tapaan kuin sana "helsinki" tarkoittaa alunperin hautakumpua, sanan "hiisi" merkitys on muuttunut ajan mittaan tarkoittamaan jotain muuta.

[@TrendK1ller]

Hiisi ei ole goblin

[@blinded6502]

You have forgotten the fact that this entire dungeon is like 10% of the game

[@person6755]

He said in the video that he didn’t want to spoil the later areas, as he wanted people to play it for themselves. It worked, because this video basically convinced me to give noita a try, and now I got 80 hours after having it for about 3 weeks.

[@hriotcthulhu3958]

Divide that by 3 cos you have the 3 other biomes then by 3 again for the fact that there are also alternative, even harder versions past the walls with no vertical end and cursed rocks inside them and you get both the % of the game that the dungeon is and my iq

[@khandakermushfiqzaman7068]

No its not even 1% and yes its my 42069th time watching this vid

[@sethb3090]

Yeah, what he showed is all the starting area. Not the whole starting area, mind you. But some of it.

[@Null_Experis]

isn't it 0.01953125% of the game, considering the 512 parallel maps?

[@MrSaywutnow]

"We'll teach you how to play video games without having fun!" -Noita devs, probably.

[@Sonichero151]

"If it's not fun, why bother?"

[@highdefinition450]

Some old games kinda had that mindset

[@KirosanaPerkele]

We already have booze without fun in Finland, why not games without fun too.

[@MissPoplarLeaf]

It's like the partner to Dwarf Fortress's "dying is fun!"

[@houstonhelicoptertours1006]

git gud

[@nishantpajni1750]

It took 6 years for the devs to finish this game, was waiting for someone to give this underrated game the recognition it deserves. I saw a Reddit post about it and bought the beta, my god... I'm gonna be honest, I was only able to beat this game using cheats, now I feel like going back to it and exploring more areas thanks to this vid. Definitely worth a buy.

[@Waitwhat469]

*Finnish

[@theharvinator]

@@Waitwhat469 tsk tsk

[@fourtrees1743]

this game in one sentence : curiosity kills you

[@IammeoramI]

Hey neat thunder spells makes electricity come off your wand. *Sees pool of water filled with fishies and also doesn't have electricity immunity*

[@Mabswer]

Nothing good comes when the sentence starts with: " hmm, i wonder what happens when i..."

[@ShiningDarknes]

The game in 1 word: bad.

[@ShiningDarknes]

@@cibo889 every conceivable situation is bad. Now for me personally, I hate the game because it just isn't FUN for me after a few hours I was bored of the constant punishment for daring to play the game. I can, however, see how some might find it enjoyable. So the answer to you question is yes but also no. No, I think the game is bad, but also yes, I mean every situation you find yourself in while playing can be summed up as "bad" as in a bad situation.

[@torque8047]

Masochism

[@thenekokatze1141]

"You are not playing a game, you are playing Noita"

[@supercato9613]

It's like he was saying "You're playing with a torture device"

[@thenekokatze1141]

@@supercato9613 isn't that obvious?

[@musicalgentleman8087]

Me: 2:38

[@ResinUdongeInaba]

More like “Noita is playing with you”

[@theworstgamedev5329]

Something close to that was said in the dev chat, the maker of the game was a cool guy at the time i atleast was on the dev server. Yes i am late too

[@jedh3721]

One of my favorite things about this game is how you have to VERY CAREFULLY consider how you are putting spells into which wand to not immediately kill yourself. that being said, playing this game really is like walking around and throwing acids, poisons and dynamite at your enemies in real life. at some point you are going to hurt yourself.

[@merlito2882]

One of my favorite things is uninstalling it from my computer and playing dead cells

[@sjcx1862]

@@merlito2882 Literally did this, I got interested, downloaded Noita, did at least 8 runs and quit, I like hard games but this is just unfair

[@zerozer0384]

i remember seeing a mega disc the first time and being happy, thinking it was a upgrade of the smaller one,... then it one shot me :(

[@diego032912]

​@@merlito2882 Dude go watch and talk about something you like. There was no good reason for you to say that.

[@hinkle.x]

i put a cool glowy electric spell on my wand, reading the description that indicated that it was "dangerous" and I was like "Oh, so that means its strong, like dangerous to enemies ofc" and proceeded to be confused when zapped myself to death in a puddle whilst trying to escape whatever the fuck it was killing me at the time. I love Noita

[@crazy_wwww]

It didnt say to who its dangerous

[@hinkle.x]

@@crazy_wwww REALLY? i didnt know that , thanks for breaking it down for me

[@kingbash6466]

So basically, this is just RLcraft for Terraria players.

[@pickleplayer33]

As someone with a lot of time in both, that's pretty much exactly what it feels like when playing this game

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

@@pickleplayer33 same

[@skirdus367]

at least rlcraft allows you to make some semblance of progression

[@dinoaurus1]

@@cibo889 makes you rage quit for 3 minutes and then you open noita again cuz bored

[@patrassanu]

Calamity: Am I a joke to you? O.o

[@retrospect]

Albino is back. It's a Christmas miracle. 🎄

[@mrloliking]

It's true miracle albino back 🎄🎄🎄

[@AfterCollege_hamad]

yare yare daze dont check my channel

[@mrloliking]

@@AfterCollege_hamad oki I'll check it ✔️

[@Lordfarquad-lu3jj]

Your Goddamn right

[@AfterCollege_hamad]

@@Lordfarquad-lu3jj ahan

[@storyspren]

Fuckin died at "Stendari" I've never played this game and watched this to find out if I should but that enemy is just called "a lighter" so of course the answer is I should.

[@aroventalmav888]

My daughter demands to watch me play this game when she's over to visit. Ironically, I get blessed runs when she does. Today's run was ended when I decided to backtrack and take on squidward without knowing the gigablade trick.

[@Arexion5293]

Sauvojen Tuntija basically translates to One Who Knows Wands or a Wand Expert.

[@Tetskeli]

Feeler of Wands*

[@Arexion5293]

@@Tetskeli That translation also works, and sounds way more amusing.

[@gunsevenwhillans420]

It can also be translated as "Connoisseur of Wands". And Noita wiki chose exactly the Connoisseur of Wands.

[@Arexion5293]

@@gunsevenwhillans420 That's a very fancy word for Expert. To be fair, the finnish word "tuntija" is very neutral in that it doesn't specify what sort of a knowledgeable person it is. So all we can do is speculate on whether it is an Expert, some some being that just knows wands or a being that loves to fondle some wands. Or maybe it is all three at once.

[@taekatanahu635]

@@gunsevenwhillans420 That is probably the best translation. Essentially "tuntea" (to be acquainted with smh) + "-ja" (an agentive affix) = an agent noun "tuntija" (a person acquainted with smh, in other words a connoisseur or an expert)

[@Shoni-phire6969]

“Gay watch”. (Slams chair) “It’s game and watch”!

[@Broken_Sihn]

gay men watch

[@FluffyEnbyneering]

8:49 for every newcomer, yes, he didn’t have enough mana, but what ended the run was putting the spells in the wrong order

[@sethb3090]

Even if he had the spells in the right order, not having enough mana can mean the spell or modifier that makes the death happen on the enemy just doesn't function. I've died to that a few times.

[@thetuerk]

Every single persion in every single piece of fiction that insists "Magic is dangerous!" has with 100% certainty played this game.

[@Arikadou]

Probs the nicest upload from ya. Enjoyed this one big dog

[@noahlong5740]

Wtf you doing here @Arikadou

[@ajhintleman215]

@@noahlong5740 Wondering the same thing, lol. Looks like a fun game to mess around in...too bad there don't seem to be any kind of Rougue-like Multiplayer games yet...would be fun to mess around in this kinda world with a friend

[@noahlong5740]

@@ajhintleman215 facts

[@sho.sinha_]

@@ajhintleman215 I mean enter the gungeon is a fun rougelike and you can play it co-op

[@Pessimistic-Python]

@@ajhintleman215 risk of rain 2 is a roguelike with online co-op

[@snakewithahat1588]

First impressions of this game: *Terraria but is a Kaizo roomhack.*

[@paulrivera4650]

Damn hacked it so hard it got the modder's room

[@IronicHavoc]

It's not like Kaizo at all other than it's punishing

[@anmol_43]

Kaizo is somewhat intuitive if you've played the originals, but not this shit.

[@trafficconememes331]

room hack

[@9Eriku]

Had a great time with fire and explosion immunity with a nuke spell thinking I was a god then I proceeded to collapse the whole cave on top of me and crushing myself to death. Fun.

[@yearoftherooster9697]

I fucking love this game, got it two days ago and spent 3-4 hours sitting in a holy mountain to learn to build the optimal wand

[@amxar]

Back when I used to live in Finland a game called "Liero" was popular, it could be found on almost any library computer around Finland back then. Noita seems to have taken notes from Liero in many aspects.

[@nauticaldebautical4837]

Ayyyy, played that a lot in school here in Australia as well. Still downloadable for free!

[@nopenothappening2242]

they do have a spell modifier called "Larpa" after all

[@crazy_wwww]

It isnt just in finland, you can find it on most school shared drives

[@tsydeemi3151]

As a Finn, I wholeheartedly appreciate all the Finnish references and jokes in this video. All accurate btw

[@nemesisurvivorleon]

sometimes I like a game that screws us over and forces us to grind all the way to that one part we dont understand just to conduct a single test that requires certain things just to see if we figured it out right. It feels like being a pioneer on an unknown frontier. Figuring out the unknown and facing the risks. and the sacrifices... On that note, you are such a wonderful human being for revealing how to overcome these torturous secrets. ( you seriously started some terraria music while revealing the secrets lmao )

[@championof7seas294]

brother this video is just the tip of the iceberg noita has to offer

[@Ridlay_]

That’s insanity. It’s like if games had irl logic. I have this game on my wishlist but quite frankly did not realize that it was…this.

[@bramvanduijn8086]

If you don't mind dying a lot then you can have a lot of fun crafting interesting wands.

[@sethb3090]

When it works, though . . . I made a wand once that was like the arrow from Guardians of the Galaxy (i.e. you fired it and it cleared three rooms by itself, homing in on enemies through walls, going right through them, and doing stupid amounts of damage). You could spam it every second or so, but there was really no point to firing it more than once until its projectile expired 20s later.

[@Shady800]

Albino is either proud or disgusted about his European roots.

[@AlbinoVEVO]

STINKY FINN STAY OFF NORWAY CLAY NORWAY IS BEST

[@DiabloDex]

Challenge me

[@tojotajahtaaja7896]

@@AlbinoVEVO All i heard was OIL

[@youraveragechannel945]

@@AlbinoVEVO Finland better

[@oogaboogaboogahaha]

​@@AlbinoVEVO can we please see the wand build at 7:52 ive never seen a wand that does that and it looks epic. especially if i replaced the lasers with sawblades.

[@Twolol]

so this is like ambience of terraria which you dig holes to find stuff like minecraft with a difficulty of dark souls and none of the places have checkpoints but entertaining as albinos videos *yea im buyin it*

[@pastorelijah]

Noita IS OP EXE 2.0 3AM

[@JohrnyReport]

Dark Souls is baby nap nap time compare to this bullshit game

[@ceral1871]

More like the difficulty of bloodborne since it’s the hardest soulsborne game

[@Rose-85]

@@ceral1871 to be honest for me Bloodborne felt like the easiest Although to be fair It was the first Soulsborne i played and i got used to it's style and i played Dark Souls 3 but only got pass the Abyss Watchers since i didn't have my Ps4 after a while anymore

[@ceral1871]

@@Rose-85 the dlc legit contains the hardest soulsborne bosses tho

[@lodagin]

At a certain point my brain just stopped working because of the memes, it was too buisy pissing itself from laughter

[@TisDoppel]

I've put countless hours into this game, died hundreds of deaths, and yet learnt nothing about what my aim is, what the story is, and how to stay alive for more than 15 minutes. Favourite game

[@umbreoncookie8935]

Step 1: F*ck around Step 2: Find out Step 3: RINSE AND REPEAT EACH TIME YOU DIE

[@moistmanatee484]

"You can douse the fire by jumping in oil." ???

[@neji2401]

it removes oxigen. so it works.

[@spyr0guy]

2) Cover yourself in oil

[@gordistador]

@@colbyboucher6391 wont the oil just keep burning all the way down, and you have to go back to the burning surface to escape?

[@lmva]

@@colbyboucher6391 yes some combustible chemicals are even stored under a layer of oil to prevent them from reacting with oxygen

[@gunsevenwhillans420]

It actually works this way in Noita for some reason after it came out of early access. I was also confused when I found out about that.

[@modernkiwi6447]

5:47 "You're not playing a video game, you're playing Noita" - Albino

[@musicalgentleman8087]

*after I played the game* 2:38

[@finchwaddledog5026]

"Don't want you to figure out the puzzles" "You eventually learn that [fire hot fire burn, acid bad on skin, water keeps you from burning]." Lol.

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

[you kill the unkillable boss by getting him to kill himself]

[@Jakodako]

This type of video is like a combination of Twomad's """sophisticated""" editing and Albino's knowledge on video games. *One of the best combinations ever*

[@Jakodako]

@@MintyLime703 Just checked out some of Sseth's videoes, (I didn't know about him until now), you're right, the style seems very much the same, but Albino's content feels a bit more memie, which I like a bit more

[@highdefinition450]

I thought you meant twomad was in this for a second oops

[@Exerium0]

Ah yes... Twomad

[@funstorm1789]

0:47 the real noita experience is dying immediately after getting broken

[@capnplaidbeard]

This game looks like someone took the basic concept of Dan Ball’s Powder Game, used that to build a world, and scattered a bunch of rogue like elements around it. I love it and am absolutely going to try taking a closer look.

[@Toyzit10]

8:21 Albino: fck this stage man The stage: and i took that personally

[@bearman_1826]

I was sold at "shoot saw blades every frame."

[@gunsevenwhillans420]

You haven't even seen a wand that shot propane tanks in every direction and had a modifier which made them create an explosion when they touched something.

[@JeanMarceaux]

You can make a wake that would fire a puny little bolt that, upon impact, will release 10 orbiting nukes that WILL blow up on contact

[@maname6303]

Constant Terraria music, you can tell he's a man of class.

[@-coffeecat1590]

with songs such as bonetrousle, you know those terraria vibes are going up the roof.

[@nickm3694]

Help I can't stop rewatching this video The memes per second is just too much

[@BananaLizard]

thumbnail is wizard booba

[@oh_gosh]

Noitachads, we made it to the main channel.

[@gunsevenwhillans420]

Yay!

[@Yurridee]

Noita is like being a young child You have no idea what anything does, so your natural instinct is to eat it

[@myiglooisonfire7786]

this game has about as much lore as the entire Kirby franchise.

[@hiimargo7058]

"Lethal dose of Fentanyl" i see what you did there so funny "i cant breathe" anymore

[@bisco8342]

I've never heard of this game before, but the masochist in me is now interested

[@Spargacus]

There's an in game achievement for completing the game under 1 minute. The current seeded world record speedrun is 1 min 50s 10/10

[@idk35740]

@@Spargacus what is the achievement called?

[@NearlyHollow]

I got it and I’m really enjoying Finnish arson simulator

[@JeanMarceaux]

Albimbus be like "why didn't it trigger?" Also Albimbus: "NO MANA AAHHHH *violently malds*" ALSO Albimbus: *moves the triggered spell before the trigger spell*

[@thelastcube.]

your humour combined with your accent is just _chef's kiss_ where were you all my life

[@yeayea115]

I can't believe you didn't mention how enviromental kills double the amount of gold an enemy drops. this includes the water bit. as long as it's not direct damage or it's the result of another creature. you get more money!

[@Sir_Steven]

Burst Of Air + Always Cast Rock = S T O N K S

[@gunsevenwhillans420]

Yup, especially with the trick greed. You will become rich in seconds if you have something to throw at them hiisi.

[@person6755]

Great mechanic really, rewards players for thinking outside the box and trying to use the environment against enemies instead of turning off their brain and shooting the bad guys, and it really shows how the whole “everything is simulated” isn’t JUST a gimmick.

[@user-mj2zb8yl8p]

Can attest to this. Ended up finding out about this, and experimented with it a bit. Now I know that for some reason, unstable crystal's explosion counts as "accidental" kill, and so I have been using that with eternal wealth to earn a lot of money from mobs at the mines.

[@therealbubble4696]

@@Sir_Steven If you have infinite spells, you dont need an always cast rock wand.

[@faultf4]

So basically that ‘orb’ boss is like Brain of Cthulu

[@matthewlong7547]

Fighting the brain of Cthulu doesn't require reverse-suicide, just decent armor and the ability to avoid getting trapped

[@AlbinoVEVO]

brain of cthulu is his inbred newphew

[@rayzj9512]

@@AlbinoVEVO well I am a brain of cthulu

[@hivemind5281]

brain of cthulu is ez

[@faultf4]

@@AlbinoVEVO Organs have families too, I guess

[@Dranimators]

This channel has such a strange combination of information and memes, I have never been more confused and well-informed at the same time

[@aeris5142]

The Finnish are so good at creating painful experiences because that is what they go through every day simply by existing

[@ezequieljimenezgarcia5081]

The pacing of this video is incredible, It's perfect. It's just meme after meme after meme, I love it.

[@HexenMeister06]

Noita is like walking around in the 14th century with the bubonic plague going around right after trying your hand at carpentry getting several splinters and cuts in the process

[@Ice-yp4wg]

the game's mini hakkeros/"frick everything in that general direction" wands make total sense now

[@ZizZap4]

"Squidward" God, I am so happy you used the fan slang name XD

[@chadthundercockmasterbaite2187]

When i see Noita, i see Vinny blowing himself up with nuke wands.

[@thedanleyparable5347]

Guys, i think we just won

[@Zixye]

I got really confused when the terraria music started playing, as i was watching this while fishing in terraria

[@joobin1049]

you are not playing a video game you are playing noita . the single truest thing about this game :D

[@Balvanyara6502]

0:12 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 im dead

[@theycallmeJacko]

Not even 2 minutes into the video and I've already fallen in love with this game Edit: This is me 2 years later. This game makes me want to gnaw my wrist veins. Can't stop playing it. Edit 2: 500 hours in.

[@neji2401]

oh let me tell you, you will LOVE it

[@the7278]

yeah i just bought it earlier, its amazing

[@Flubbred]

You will love it and you will hate it. Sometimes losing hits hard, but that's Noita

[@levi2725]

In my experience, it's really not that fun. Just repetitive, not that well designed, kinda boring. Go into the cave, lose because the RNG didn't give you a good start, repeat 10 times, finally get a good start, get one-shot by some random enemy that came from outside the screen and got to you in half a second. Might sound fun for some people but really it isn't that much.

[@nutbastard]

@@levi2725 Stop trying to beat Noita. The point of the game is not to beat it.

[@Gunga_FAB.50]

Idk what this meme „art-style“ is but its freaking hilarious

[@Anon-9978]

Noita is one of few games where you can use the physics engine as a weapon

[@talcorp9998]

"for every obstacle in this game, there's... A solution" *Hovers over a fracking N U K E*

[@ultimitcuest6106]

The [REDACTED] over zero during the smash bit was amazing

[@Lunartic_]

"Best thing to come out of Finland since saunas" *Yes!*

[@peachice1975]

subscribed from the first 50 seconds of editing lmao you are a god for being able to keep that up for 10 minutes

[@ambrosia3907]

The editing in this is phenomenal and perfectly encapsulates how I feel about this game.

[@TehXana]

The Korean Folk Town theme from Maplestory shouldn’t fit, yet here we are.

[@alilweeb7684]

"this is gonna be one of those 5 hours joseph anderson type memes" omfg i weezed so hard

[@matthewnickolas4706]

i actually would love that lol

[@Lornext]

This game took a lot of inspiration from an old classic that all millenials in Finland know about, Liero. The destruction and weird weapons instantly make me think of that game.

[@MrMctastics]

glass canon nuke suprised me, no spoilers

[@Plazmerr]

2:57 that Segway was smoother than linus' segways

[@theamazingguy150]

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[@nathandesilva4781]

Christ, man. I've got 80 hours in this game and NEVER once thought about using Squidward's copy spell to fight him like that.

[@aidanharley243]

I felt that death at 8:45 in my soul. There's pain, then there's having a trigger bolt and an explosion spell but putting them on backwards and vaporizing yourself.

[@greenheart5334]

1:40 (phone ring) Sminem: "Yes? " Bogdanoff: "Keel Heem."

[@BirdRaiserE]

This a very VERY accurate video. At 300+ hours I can recognize every nuance in every bit of damage and death. The ol' berserkium-suicide is my favorite. The real question, however, is whether I was always deranged or did Noita make me this way? At any rate, it's only a matter of time until SsethTzeentach reviews this.

[@Officially_Unofficial-1]

1:04 saving this for no reason other than whatever noise that is

[@DiabloDex]

I'm asking the same question

[@bait5257]

F😊

[@ianquinn6814]

I would love to see a series on this, just for the editing and jokes.

[@OtioseFanatic]

Noita: What happens when the classic game Scorched Earth has an unholy union with Starbound, Space Station 13, the havoc physics engine and a deranged biochemist outside of Chernobyl and that demonic child somehow made its way onto the Steam storefront. 10/10, would rend the fabric of space and time again.

[@doodlebro.]

not even 3 minutes in and i physically can't comprehend breathing

[@hriotcthulhu3958]

Welcome to the pit of laughing your ass off at dumb shit happening we call Noita

[@koa4478]

I fucking love Albinos editing style. Makes me laugh and respect him every time

[@KunkyFong]

I wait a year to watch this, and long after having given up on beating noita alone, I come back and discover I've never so much as seen the first boss. I couldn't go down and live, I couldn't go right and live - why didn't I realise: down and right

[@sagecolvard9644]

Nothing's as satisfying as kicking a box just right that it bonks an enemy to death.

[@Doraadams6]

I freaking love this editing style. Makes me laugh every time I see one of your videos. Thank you for adding a smile to my sometimes depressing life, its the little things that help :)

[@glysolid8763]

Albino: New video Me: This is exactly what everyone was waiting for..

[@ibragimowbekhan0987]

Do you have a source on youravatar?

[@satan2k]

Pretty much the best introduction for a boss I've yet watched so far. Good and hilarious editing ! :)

[@ComfortsSpecter]

“For the mentally deranged” “Sounds like my kinda Pog”