Noita but it's 99.9% DEADLY, Oddly Satisfying, Crazy Wands

Noita but it's 99.9% DEADLY, Oddly Satisfying, Crazy Wands. This is wicked.
Wand building guide, imgur.com/gall...
Next up we're gonna look at the "Noita Epilogue Update" and the wands from there
I think I broke the game lol. Building wands in Noita can be dangerous especially if you're into a good run and end up doing what I did here.
When making this I couldn't help but feel that some of these wands were oddly satisfying to use, even if they did break my pc.
Enjoy and be careful! These are some truly crazy wands.
#noita #meme #memes #oddlysatisfying

[@wicked_wizard]

Smash that like button so I can buy a new PC. (R.I.P Larry)

[@mangu2320]

Did you forget about me...?!?!

[@wicked_wizard]

Uh oh

[@elsdon2427]

You thought it would be a good idea to play noita after you built such a strong bond with your computer as to name it? You are a brave individual

[@datcollie975]

Gotta say, the real MVP in this video is that pc! Had to have taken it some proper professional training from the grandmasters themselves to handle it this well. In awe for that glorious performance!!

[@wicked_wizard]

The secret isn’t a good graphics card. It’s putting a few grams of gfuel into the cooling

[@mutant0349]

This video visualizes what happens when I rub my eyes to hard and close them

[@chaoseclipse0121]

It looks pretty, but the damage output isn't all that high... Get yourself 6 Glass Cannons and 2 Concentrated Spells, then make a rapid-fire short range teleport wand with Matter Eater on it. One-shot nearly everything you come across except for Wand Connoisseur (Can still kill him with this wand, it just takes a few seconds) and NG+3 and higher Kolmi, while being able to tele-excavate your way through the world near instantaneously with the exception of Extremely Dense Rock and Holy Bricks. (Since Concentrated Spells adds 13 damage to all projectile spells, including Teleport Bolts; with 2 Concentrated Spells, that's 26 Damage, then the 15,625 times damage multiplier from 6 Glass Cannons, as well as the 64 times blast radius multiplier. So 406,250 damage per teleport) Add Berserkium to double the tele-excavation radius and damage output just for that extra insanity.

[@wicked_wizard]

I think the next one of these vids would be actual wands on legit runs. I haven’t spent the time to actually do any high level stuff yet. Still need to get that 33 orb run done

[@chaoseclipse0121]

@@wicked_wizard Presuming you play the Beta Branch of the game, here's an invaluable tool: kaliuresis.github.io/noa/ Once you start NG+1, you can use that mapping tool to show you where the Orb Rooms spawn in the world as their locations are randomized for every NG+ Level you achieve. Selecting the "Seek True Knowledge" button will also show the closest Great Chest containing the 34th Orb from player origin point for your current NG+ Level, make sure to have some things like Blast of Concrete, Reduce Lifetime or Nolla, whatever small and cheap projectile you want, a Chainsaw, Summon Platform, and The End of Everything. Just remember you need to be pixel perfect in your player placement when the Great Chest spawns after TEoE is over in order to actually have it contain the 34th Orb otherwise you'll be getting something else and you're going to have to cast TEoE again.

[@yuri9943]

War crimes on a new level

[@namename2186]

Exactly TANUSTASUTHEUSTA..... another demon spawned

[@lizardweedzard4495]

This is Wicked

[@gendalfgray7889]

When Gandalf went nuts 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Joni88211one]

+ XDDD

[@vieperssj10]

This is wicked!!

[@adamxue6096]

That is a lot of blursed things going on *And I am not complaining*

[@ledvapour6937]

I gotta know. Did you die in the Hiisi base in the first clip? It can't be safe with all those nasty explosive canisters around.

[@imangamer1149]

What is the electric luminous drill circle wand I need it

[@wicked_wizard]

Link to that in the description, It's a simple spell set but you'll need a good wand to handle it

[@LePIasma]

Beautiful

[@seanwarren9357]

That Dorito wand... XD

[@wicked_wizard]

That’s exactly what I call it!

[@seanwarren9357]

@@wicked_wizard Thanks for all the content and streams, bruv.✨💩🌠

[@Shade00a00]

This is wicked!

[@gasparliboreiro4572]

certified wizard's wands

[@mrkaiguy6447]

"This is Wicked"

[@MagicMusicMan18]

Its like some spirit bomb

[@ryuhere4014]

these are some Shounen type shit

[@wittosama5923]

This is wicked

[@enzoviana5408]

you did that skin? it's epic

[@eleven3714]

You a wizard, or na

[@NeedsContent]

That got me hyped

[@MagicMusicMan18]

Yoooo what is that third wand i need to know

[@wicked_wizard]

There's a link to the wands I used in the description, if you're referring to the sparky lazer thing then you'll be please to know it's not too hard to make

[@AhmedHan]

Wand showcase without recipes --> DISLIKE

[@wicked_wizard]

Check the description. Should be a link to the wand builds

[@mangu2320]

Im doing this on my trashy laptop that can't even run Minecraft at 10 fps lol

[@wicked_wizard]

Keep a bucket nearby for the inevitable flames

[@mangu2320]

@@wicked_wizard thanks for the advice will be very appreciated while my house burns down 👍

[@OwnedEpicStyle]

Is this naruto

[@henrykdodwel6913]

This is Wicked

[@Mumble2861]

This is wicked!

[@sykulam]

This is Wicked