Noita'd

[@FuryForged]

Noita giveth, and Noita taketh away.

[@Raiom.]

Noita taketh away a bit more than Noita giveth sometimes...

[@glockquestionmark]

yoo it's him

[@Raiom.]

@@glockquestionmark The man himselft

[@HoMiNGHeaD]

Noita mostly taketh away tbh.

[@chaotickreg7024]

KZbin translates Noita to Witch. I just unlocked new knowledge.

[@wormybobcat3706]

I didn’t ask how big the room was, I asked to cast fireball

[@GGorsty]

Priorities.

[@unnoticed4571]

@@GGorsty Priority 1; Casting Fireball Priority 2; I CAST FIST Priority 3; How large is the room and what can I take cover behind? -The Priorities of any self-respecting Wizard

[@jacthing1]

@@unnoticed4571 DIGGASNOBZ

[@benjaminlamothe2093]

I have a shirt with this exact quote. Can you guess what class I play?

[@wormybobcat3706]

@@benjaminlamothe2093 well rogue of course, that way it’s not your problem.

[@TheRadicalOneNG]

I like how on the second shot you actually got down to avoid the blast's line of sight but it just sheered off the entire snowy valley you were in anyway

[@thecountercounter9127]

"ah, what a nice little snowfort you got there, it would be a shame if someone just..." *TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING*

[@Dean.....]

It seems like not even being out of line of sight protects you against 2 glass cannons, I mean, look at what happened to those poor lanterns in the holy mountain.

[@craftysmithkeith3653]

Dropped the sun on himself

[@dadmitri4259]

that reminds me of when I tried to hide from a holy bomb behind a 2-foot thick steel wall it was vaporized

[@keanantaul9476]

Fucking somehow he survived the first shot

[@Ed-1749]

You can only have 2 glass cannons, not to nerf you, but to protect you.

[@tonykaze]

nah, once you have explosion & fire immunity, it's pretty much to prevent you from using a giganuke combo (like 2x glass cannon) to erase the entire map, or one-shot every boss in the game with a spark bolt

[@Reece8u]

​@@tonykaze If thats why, it does a pretty bad job. Saw someone trying to 1 shot 33 orb kolmi with 1 spark bolt the other day, and they weren't even using glass cannon

[@evanbaxter7356]

Yeah you can easily one shot most things in the game without glass Cannon, that being said I agree with him that they cap you at two because several stacks of glass Cannon would lead to you just wiping the map from existence, would probably crash the game as well.

[@Silverstain]

@@Reece8u Mostly because most glass cannon runs dont make it that far and one mistake kills you with glass cannon so people dont take it.

[@romaliop]

@@tonykaze I think the real issue is the way the game works. You can't destroy parts of the map that haven't been loaded yet. So with enough radius it would look very weird when it basically erases the entire block you're in, but the adjacent blocks would still load later on and leave you with just a perfect rectangle missing.

[@antonysoares670]

Taking anything that messes with explosions without explosion immunity is suicide in this game, lol

[@Gnulcho]

except the no explosions projectile modifier spell. unless you forget that your wand has shuffle...

[@szymonrozanski6938]

Taking anything that messes with damage withouth damage immunity is suicide in this game.

[@schoenperkins8210]

Existing is suicide in this game

[@Abby_Sciuto]

Existing without taking suicide immunity is the antithesis of existence in this game.

[@melodymcdaniel9268]

Literally did a daily practice run and immediately died from my own giant firebolt because of the glass cannon perk

[@casualfurry7671]

"There are enemies in that direction sir." "Roger that, removing that direction."

[@spootato]

That First Shot wasn't a Close shave, that was an entire Gillette sponsorship

[@GGorsty]

Thank you. Your comment made me snort. Now i want to play noita for myself again and see what shenanigans i can get up to.

[@yes_very_good]

I love over the top jokes like this, great taste in humour sir, have a pleasant evening

[@Zaluuk]

God damn it, now i have to look up a Gillette sponsorship to realize the joke

[@blakksheep736]

And the second shot was another sponsorship except the razor ended up in your neck.

[@crossyright9493]

You just got noita'd. Noita rule 1. Assume everything killed you even yourself. Rule 2. If the spell can easily clear a room. Remember you are also part of a room

[@wellshit9489]

Spells are very useful for becoming even more so a part of the room

[@nebulous9280]

Also remember: You never want to be the paint on the walls.

[@weewoogee]

Also remember: Explosion resistance is very good good me good good :)

[@ximumn2738]

Love how literally all of your cover got vaporised.

[@MaxSpider2000]

exactly. Imma stay in this puddle, it will be safe from the *POOF* all is vapours now

[@Hangingchadreal]

Literally got smited to oblivion

[@parteuy3434]

That's NOT COVER it's concealment.

[@reknostarfox4690]

There's literally nothing left, it all got disintegrated to nothing.

[@dadmitri4259]

noita in a nutshell: 1. discover new toy 2. try to figure out how new toy works 3. die instead damn I gotta play this game again

[@CryingARiver]

I wish I could play it, since it looks really fun. Unfortunately my laptop wouldn’t like the game

[@HarrHarrHarrify]

4. close the game 5. launch the game again

[@minicrewmate7865]

​@@CryingARivermy laptop didn't like it..

[@night_sniper5754]

"Yeah, that should be sufficient cover" Fireball: "By God's light, I SMITE YOU!" *cuts the world clean*

[@CasualDoomer897]

[BASS BOOST]

[@DrNiradino]

A few days ago I had a run, where in shop 1 I got "Eat your Vegies", in mushroom caves I shifted water into Porridge, in shop 2 i found Iron Stomach and got my satiation to 2000% so i was doing thousands of damage with a mediocre wand, and on flour 4 random propane tank flew right into my face, and I died. Noita is fun.

[@overloader7900]

Is there a physics damage immunity?

[@aerindinescarro47]

@@overloader7900 No just melee immunity to my knowledge

[@mikaelious9550]

@@overloader7900 Nope, you can't become immune to that. Closest you can get is by stacking Stainless Armour, but you won't get full immunity

[@piotreus5631]

@@mikaelious9550 or stacking teleportitis like a chad :)

[@anonymouscrouton7726]

@@mikaelious9550 explosion immunity and ignite gasses makes propane tanks quite mild

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

So remember kids: when you say you want to cast Fireball and the GM asks “are you _sure?”_ it’s probably time to reconsider your options.

[@tonykaze]

nice DM. mine's like... "ok."

[@raznaak]

When my players plan stupid shit (and sometimes mundane things, to keep them on their toes), I ask "Okay, describe exactly how you *plan* to do [that].", sometimes while they're explaining they realize how dumb that idea was. And sometimes not... and they proceed...

[@HeraldOfOpera]

ANY time a GM asks "are you sure", what they're really asking for is permission to kill your character.

[@FAB1150]

And the answer is yes

[@seanpeacock4290]

This makes me happier than a necromancer in a natural history museum.

[@reallyrll]

I see this phrase is starting to pick up traction. Good.

[@NibNibNib]

Excited and then immediately disappointed when you realize that ancient skeletons and fossils are actually just minerals that have filled gaps where bones used to be, and therefore are actually golems and not undead

[@combativeThinker]

@@NibNibNib Artificers: It’s free real estate.

[@jacthing1]

@@combativeThinker you could do the same thing in a wax museum. With the added benefit of the creepy aesthetic

[@aetherspiralknight]

Zombie T-Rex? Zombie T-Rex.

[@nebulous9280]

Fun fact: Taking 2 Glass Cannons, drinking Berserkium, and using a Giga Nuke is capable of making an explosion that reaches from one end of the map to the other.

[@bobbob-em5gj]

that aint true

[@MorganSaph]

@@bobbob-em5gj It does erase the whole screen though. Especially if combined with 2 explosive shot mods.

[@bobbob-em5gj]

​@@MorganSaph the whole screen i dont doubt it at i agree completely. the original comment said the whole WORLD wich is bullshit

[@Buggolious]

doesnt' work

[@ahegpbtrftcotu]

Giga nuke has a radius of 400. 2 glass cannons will take this to 10,000 (400・25) Berserkium will double this again to 20,000 (10,000・2) Presumably you could stack Explosive Projectile further on top of this at +15 radius per, but it will get tedius and isn't necessary. The width of the standard Noita map is 35,840 pixels. As stated above, these values are the explosion _radius,_ not _diameter._ Your configuration will presumably be able to span over 40,000 pixels side to side, and should indeed be able to cover the NG0 standard +/-0 overworld map from the Eastern to Western walls, yes. Good luck, and may god have mercy on your GPU.

[@ARVash]

it turns out explosions in noita are just like explosions in real life, something you want nothing to do with. (unless you're immune and then they're fine)

[@fernando47180]

I can confirm, I always make sure to be immune to explosions before I mess with them in real life.

[@revoltman-needsmoreclickbait]

did you know that not having explosion immunity is considered a disability in some states? crazy right?

[@AntiPersonnelRescueAxe]

That actually made me laugh so hard that 5 people turned around to look at me on the train.

[@testaklese]

This happens 100% of the time when you take glass canon, but I will still take it every single time

[@ffg7yt]

i love how you barely survived the test shot in the holy mountain too HAHAH

[@Blairk4673]

“Sir, enemies in that direction” “Understood, removing that direction”

[@thevgm5478]

Seeing you and your cover get completely atomized was hilarious

[@narwhalguy3829]

Fricken sweet, the unmatched power of the sun

[@Cake_Sauce]

The happy music being cut off abruptly perfectly represents the feelings you go through within a few seconds.

[@Jack_Woods]

This is the videogame equivalent of balancing yourself on a chair right on the edge of the leg, and falling over because you got overconfident the first time

[@conormcneely2879]

What we have here is a shitlord who didn't die, and is therefore immortal - Markiplier

[@nothanks39]

overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

[@leobracken2316]

This is the truest, most perfect representation of Noita I have ever seen. Thank you.

[@mika_iran]

the power of the sun in the palm of my hand..

[@NiksiNaksu]

This is the best Noita clip I have ever seen. The edits and the rng is on the spot.

[@kaw628]

This concludes our lesson in hard cover vs soft cover.

[@kaiky_3821]

0:24 Ngl when the song started playing i immediately thought of Grand Dad

[@cartellaio6955]

you 100% knew what was going to happen, might even say you wanted it to happen, good job, the noita council is pleased

[@fyrhead1978]

amazing

[@degurkin]

Now do the same but with Nukes That's what happened to me when I first got a Nukewand as in I had double glass cannon I shot it into a Room I knew was empty as far away as I could to check the range of Nuke Needless to say my cover did not save me

[@stoovan3867]

If possible then sure. One time I found a nuke spell for sale at the first level...

[@iRwatching]

If I have glass cannon and nuke I like to use it as my "first contact" with the floor in which I stay in the holy mountain and launch a random amount into the floor from the safety. Granted there have been a couple times I don't make it behind the cover fast enough as the nuke decided to hit a wall instead of going straight down but it works 75% of the time every time.

[@waker_link]

@@stoovan3867 reminds me how I got instantly killed in two simultaneous runs by an enemies picking up nuke wands on the second floor, literally didn't even have time to react because they fired as soon as they appeared on screen

[@RoastCDuck]

It's been years I haven't seen any nuke wand.

[@cooly1234]

@@RoastCDuck have to unlock nukes

[@colorphone5154]

Sir, may I ask what that wand produces. It's the unmatched power of the sun offi-

[@skin_lizard]

AUGH

[@TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld]

"cast fire ball" "you didnt even ask how big is the room" "i said cast fire ball."

[@GhostLink92]

Sure was a GRAND run you had there.

[@SeanNH94]

This truly is the noita experience

[@Bramswarr]

so, if explosions are 5x larger, and you have two glass cannons... does this make them 25x larger or 10x larger?

[@stoovan3867]

I'd say 10x larger

[@LTGSStrophox]

I think it's actually 25× (similar to how you do 25× damage), which just makes this even funnier

[@Stofey]

yeah its 25x because the second on applies to the already increased value of the first one

[@judeous5866]

oh dear

[@k.k.9378]

No way for it to be 10x. If it's additive, and we call base damage B, then B+4B+4B = 9B. If it's multiplicative, 5(5B) = 25B.

[@spark9189]

glass cannon is like shrines of the mountain. you see it, you take it, damn the consequences.

[@EsmenettaRien]

"CAPTAIN DIDN'T RAISE NO COWARD"

[@gonzofernandez]

I recently got glass canon. Me being a person who can't get passed the first 2 stages without dying. Proceeded to wipe everything off the face off earth with a berserker Bomb

[@Known_as_The_Ghost]

"If I die, I'm taking everyone with me!"

[@someoneiguess23]

i have been rewatching this for an hour straight

[@mattomanx77]

Just when you think you learned your lesson and took the right precautions...

[@piscessoedroen]

Not enough precautions seeing as he still decided to use explosions

[@whiskas7078]

When I say you drop into the ice caves and hide behind snow i already started laughing because snow is like the softest material in the game haha Still I admire that you figured that you should hide, it took me a while to figure that bit out when handling nukes lmao

[@rando5708]

noita players immediately after finding a build that they know will, without a shadow of a doubt, absolutely obliterate them:

[@poposterous236]

that was beautiful

[@WhitestWhistle]

Key word, *was*

[@G0RSHK0V]

Rewatching this after Oppenheimer feels different

[@Decawink27]

In Noita, you're the enemy

[@nahhhidwin]

0:22 *Casually causes the birth of a sun* “Hm yes, I think I’ll use it in the level now. What could go wrong?”

[@henrekester5702]

"you better have explosion immunity, bud-" *dies*

[@user-fy1nq3nf1q]

I can't stop watching this. Thank you

[@TaosoftheVoid]

We call that in the business "Exterminatus"

[@Laban6112]

At that point you only use spark bolt for your explosions

[@jhibbert6627]

Remember kids. A mound of snow won’t protect you from an explosion with a yield equivalent to A tactical nuke.

[@axeldornelles5292]

That ending was just great!

[@Augurk6]

Oh this is blowing up. Congrats on 100 subs (soon after I comment this)

[@DisKorruptd]

well, if it's blowing up, you're gonna want better cover than this guy

[@Nate-mi2se]

I hear "ima firin my lazar!" On that 2nd shot

[@GoatFelon]

This is too relatable 10/10 game

[@matthewbauerle7153]

The best part is the single lukki leg flopping over at the end. Reminds me of Toy Story 2 when video game Buzz got blasted by Zurg.

[@chom6096]

Congrats, you invented the close range nuke!

[@jwalster9412]

I recently heard about this game and it has to be the largest, highest effort troll I have every ween

[@QueenDodogondo]

Just subscribed bc I noticed you had 419 subscribers and that number just won't do. Also I love this vid.

[@YourPalKindred]

Once got glass cannon and revenge explosions. That was a fun run.

[@Zaluuk]

This might just be the shortest video i've seen that can sum up what Noita is about

[@Mecceldorf]

“Do I look like I have regrets?”

[@Alex-ui8xp]

You went full Megumin. Never go full Megumin

[@tehcodekid8421]

“I cast screw everything in the area.”

[@milokiss8276]

I have no idea what you expected. This in an important lesson in material hardness.

[@wianbason2984]

Saw that coming and was just waiting for the payoff good vid man

[@no-lifenoah7861]

0:25 Jesus Christ, that's like launching the Davy Crockett to kill a fly

[@TeethSkylark]

You breach and cleared, just forgot to clear yourself

[@why_i_game]

This was hilarious, you got my subscribe.

[@DiceMan20]

I once grabbed glass cannon and used a nuke with no immunity Worst mistake of my noitaing career

[@SuperCoolrandomguy]

They really thought that pile of snow was gonna shield them from 10 tons of tnt

[@AnkhAnanku]

You knew it would noita, but you noita’s anyway. Respect.

[@NintendoNerd64]

*picks up explosive resistance* "yeah, this is big brain time"

[@MeestahreL]

Perfectly balanced.

[@BrentBlueAllen]

Nice dude nice, you've almost tripled your subs in a year

[@spurdo_of_92]

learning about material hardness, the hard way.

[@ConfirmedZer0]

Noita is essentially "fuck around and find out": The Game

[@srpancandras1800]

You should make more vids in this format, I kek at it, and welp, I think you did a real nice piece of work here, in all aspects, timing, meme, music, cuts, all that :P

[@РыгорБородулин-ц1е]

Amazing music, btw. Love it!

[@nts0n]

2 glass cannons + Giga nuke + Multiple stacks of divide by 10 + ??? = noita.exe has stopped working

[@theneatestbandito1410]

Can't lie when I say I expected a death grips meme but I'm not disappointed

[@andrewandrei3062]

"And that's a Noita"

[@LookingGlass69]

The gods weren't angered, just disappointed.

[@copycat500]

This is why it limits the amount to 2

[@dELTA13579111315]

Using a mod, I once gave myself 5 glass cannons (idk if they actually stacked or not, but holy crap) and explosion/fire immunity and had a blast on the way down. Eventually, my game was freezing for like 10 seconds with every shot, then I did something that made it freeze for closer to 30 seconds haha

[@kiko1935]

I like to drop a bomb in the empty fish tank and duck for cover in the other. With 2 glass cannons it will destroy some of the ceiling but the wall separating you will shield you from the blast.

[@PrinceSilvermane]

"I am a genius!" "OH NO!"

[@YoshiManden]

glad to see I'm not the only one who experiences slow motion

[@ultrathicc4272]

Mans got erased

[@cononsberg6919]

I love how some roguelike games' communities use the game's name as a verb for when something unfair happens and kills you. Noita'd. Spelunked. actually nvm these were the only two I could think of

[@Thebuilderz]

Arma’d

[@dino6409]

Thank you dark souls

[@hariman7727]

Mortis.

[@TomTheSweden]

We will watch your career with great interest.

[@BeavisSaves]

This is the moist Noita moment I've ever seen

[@THHatch]

Got that with explosion immune. duckin nuts.

[@somepepperonyoutube8374]

"oh boy i cant wait to see my friends and family again" the random fucking icicle in the room with you:

[@St0nek]

Ya gotta love it

[@Johnny_Wreckerson]

Brilliant

[@Raerhix27]

0:21 you got a haircut

[@xxizcrilexlxx1505]

that thank you for 60 subs got me now im suscribed

[@allythefoxie]

Noita.