Noita Meat Realm Biome

Just ranting about the meat realm in Noita to serve as a building block for many rants to come!!
Meat Realm Main Boss: noita.wiki.gg/wiki/Kolmisilm%...
Utility Box Info: noita.wiki.gg/wiki/Utility_Box
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[@sackradde3026]

16:31 "good Wand" aka 7 chainsaws, a dunk classic

[@blad...]

Dumb how simple and good it is.

[@ASpaceOstrich]

@@blad... Wish I knew how to make anything else good. I hate that I'm throwing away 90% of everything I run into. I know its a skill issue, but its a skill I'm having trouble getting better at.

[@blad...]

@@ASpaceOstrich just do what I do. Get a good run going then sit there and fiddle with spells for hours.

[@squigly8r]

@@ASpaceOstrich I made a pretty cool wand that explodes enemies remotely by adding the remote cast modifier to a missile. I feel like after a few holy mountains you can usually make something solid without chainsaws, you just have to try stuff.

[@ASpaceOstrich]

@@squigly8r What happens two minutes into a new biome when the missiles run out? Thats a big part of it. The fact that you can't test a lot of spells because they're limited use, and can't modify wands outside of a holy mountain really limits the ability to try things out. And in the rare case I get the perk that lets me do that, I don't want to waste such good fortune on accidentally blowing myself up.

[@gamemode_1]

I love that I got this notification right after dying in the meat realm due to lack of knowledge 😃

[@taranto3001]

Exactly what I was gonna write xD died yesterday from not knowing about it lol

[@kubek3345]

Knowledge is power Especially in Noita

[@Baddaby]

Now you know 🌟

[@IaIaCthulhuFtagn]

I got lucky. When I first encountered meat realm I was coming up from below and the boss just dropped in my face. I didn't even have time to register that there was a curse.

[@kubek3345]

Pro tip: you can eat the ground in meat realm. It increases your saturation even with iron stomach, so it's good place to feast if you have eat your vegetables and no alternative food source

[@blad...]

Any biome recommendation for vegans?

[@aloysiuskurnia7643]

@@blad... fungal caverns, duh

[@Baddaby]

​@@aloysiuskurnia7643 the irony is that fungi are waaay more closely related to us than plants tho 😂

[@aztro.99]

the bulk zone

[@Dragonlord_Placidusax]

Please upload more vods us youtube frogs are STARVING

[@MrComet101]

Eventually we should get the 100% run

[@Eridna]

Another update where Spark Bolt with trigger quadruple spell plasma beam cross x4 remains the best spell combo in the game.

[@zeesnuts4732]

Swapper Bro: "I N D E E D"

[@Bzorlan]

With that I would kill myself in minutes

[@ThePaulo2230]

***enter the power plant and nothing dies there*

[@garlicwaffle6146]

Sounds weird without uguus and quacks playing in the background

[@tomjack1000000]

I was wondering about this. 5 hours in I accidently fell into the meat realm and experienced pure terror.

[@sebastiansmith3038]

The utility box rain is still in the game, I just did it earlier today. Just bring a utility box to the alter and push it around a bit if it doesn't trigger right away

[@DunkOrSlam]

The basic rain is there but before you could get thousands of chests or utility boxes. They patched that sadly

[@snekgregory]

Honestly, I love that Tiny got a biome for himself.

[@ZedsMagik]

Was tiny the not so tiny worm that he massacred?

[@blad...]

​@@ZedsMagikYes. Only source of Tier 10 wand in normal other than Greater Chest (ultra rare).

[@Baddaby]

Same, I hated searching for his skull in the middle of nowhere

[@XUndergroundRap]

As someone who picked up the game literal days before the update ive been waiting with bated breath. 50 hours in hardstuck at hisi but i shall persevere

[@brianjones9780]

Hisi is really that point where if you can most often pass hisi base, you're probably gonna beat the game soon on one of your crazy good runs. Like by the time you're seeing the jungle pretty often on your runs yep you might just beat the whole game at any point now. The way the game might suddenly give you exactly what you need to powerspike to insane game breaking amounts means you might make a one-click screen annihilator wand by that point.

[@Pennycilin3]

Also another dangerous thing about meat realm is pus will convert water to pus, so with the potion mixing mechanic, even the tiniest drop of pus will make your water potion becomes a pus potion. It's a good idea to have a second water potion in your inventory in case if it happens.

[@supermagma]

Or use a different liquid to wash off stains

[@Baddaby]

Real G's wash their pus with more pus

[@brianjones9780]

@@supermagma good point, there's blood everywhere anyways, even the floor bleeds.

[@lierce6130]

best noita guide in existence uploads again

[@DingDong-pg5re]

shotgun sniper is scary

[@Paranizer]

Thanks Dunk. Your videos already saved me so much time and nerves. I love your stream, but rarely have the chance to watch it live and I miss all the crazy stuff from it on YT. 😊 Love you, awesome nerd!

[@GreparsYT]

I actually was trying for a 33 orb run recently, and forgetting to beat the boss messed me up hard. Went from 78k to 800 instantly multiple times while searching for the orbs, so I had to give up and do a different ending. At least I managed to do the sun quest to get that sweet crown :)

[@johnmc9073]

Bro ive been waiting for this video! Please make more! I can watch this game for hours and not get tired.

[@nateleavy5189]

Been waiting for the new vids!! Thank ya!

[@heyjoejoe1589]

Excited for more Dunk videos with the 2.0 update. Thank you!!

[@fastfat08024]

Finally you're here again! We missed you!

[@GoneDee]

you are an awesome person, thank you for your passion

[@wywysbomb]

Thanks Dunk! I'm excited for some renewed Noita academy!

[@comedyman4896]

Mina is the bearer of the curse

[@TheMuslimMan1337]

Seek seek lest

[@zenyatta5064]

We need more videos please

[@KodiakDunne]

thanks for the info dunk I haven't played in a few years so this will be helpful for when I get back into noita 😎

[@dr.magneto5341]

Most games dont ever get this level of commitment and we appreciate it

[@afxtal]

Chase we're still dying to watch that long 100% progress video!!

[@DunkOrSlam]

I spent 5 hours editing it today! It’s just about ready

[@Baddaby]

​@@DunkOrSlam please split the screen with a 100% playthrough of subway surfers at the top 🙏 /jk in case it isn't obvious lmao

[@Sensaytions]

YOOOO! Ty for the upload Dunk🫡 just requested this!!!!

[@Mathuzela3156]

This is SO HELPFUL I had no idea why my health was just dissapearing, I had 30k hp and then 1k out of nowhere lol

[@sybro9786]

Looking forward to some other Epilogue 2 videos

[@Saplingbat]

Well that explains why I couldn't find the skull the other day LOL

[@BeyCuber]

Is the wand and biome a reference to super meat boy?

[@Fminor9th]

Can you link the website you used for the map please

[@SSpeed2000]

I got there from The Work, saw boss HP bar and after that he was gone. I teleported around the whole biome and he was nowhere to be found. Sad.

[@cryoxe8032]

What happen if you drop alchemist precursor in this biome ?

[@Dindonmasker]

i've been really enjoying the alchemy now that i can mix in bottles and shifting the resulting stuff!

[@judexe90]

how do you kill the eyes on the wall? so often i'll fully rely on just 1 attack wand, and if that 1 wand cant hurt an enemy or boss i'm sol

[@Ayrlixx]

The best luck I've found with them is area teleport sometimes homing with explosive projectiles on varying kinds of projectiles, they sit on the eye/mouths and eventually explode killing them, but from my experience you can't actually hit/get a trigger hit off on them, I'm sure someone more knowledgeable would know more.

[@Pennycilin3]

Spark bolt with timer and circle of acid works. If you want the kill credit, then change the payload to any explosive with nolla.

[@PeskySpyCrab]

Are we just not gonna talk about that insane trick shot at 16:33?

[@raddelydackelydack]

Thats a spicy meatball!

[@sgmvideos5175]

That new wand makes me wonder if you could increase it's slots in mountain, if yes, could be pretty good, but else... than it's obvious why it's useles... still would work as good teleport wand.

[@ivanjermakov]

First time I found meat realm on beta I didn't know it is a thing and thought it's some kind of HP bug haha.

[@geematthew40]

When are we getting some streams uploaded?

[@SanAntonioJoker]

"two pockets of this meat zone"

[@Java-il9wn]

It's been a while 😂🎉

[@ds.abreu7.12]

We need more full runs.

[@andscifi]

OK. To be clear, If i go into the meat realm, take no damage, then go and get more HP, will you still be at the lower Hp? that's what I'm assuming, but I wanted to double check.

[@supermagma]

Yeah. Don't go there early in a run

[@vik2332]

can you make it rain utility chests?

[@salmonsushi47]

W update i like that they're filling up the map

[@knightphantonbr834]

chest and utility box infinite rain was patched?

[@DunkOrSlam]

It can do the single rain that gives you the achievement once per run but the ability to polymorph and keep resetting the raining chests has been removed. Atleast our old method doesn’t work anymore. Maybe some Noita genius out there will discover another way.

[@darkscreamerdex]

finally! Dunk's wand ehehe🙃

[@nateleavy5189]

Is there any understanding that epilogue 2 is the last big update?

[@Heowolf]

Epilogue 2 wasn't even supposed to happen originally so its hard to say. Better off just sticking to the beta branch still since if they do make any updates to the game they'll be there waaaaaay before a main version update.

[@Buongona]

how does vampirism work in meat realm?

[@marekgocman2949]

Thx Dunky! U the BEST.

[@kylelegenpants9995]

the king has returned.

[@mistrmorj]

I'm joining the collective sentiment: upload more VODs to KZbin; we're people too 😂

[@ibotje1]

Damn I'm glad i killed the boss first in my run, i saw the notification that the curse was lifted but I did not realise what the curse it was talking about was. Got really lucky there lol

[@oskarbremer5406]

Last time i went to lift the curse in noita, the boss refused to spawn :(

[@akurvaanyadat]

So extra life does heal you back?

[@ThigasMetal]

Yeah, I acctually almost lost a god run because of the meat realm. I didn't know about the HP curse. I had almost 100k HP. By the time I killed the boss, my HP was about 500. And with the pus everywhere, it was very scary.

[@cryser5]

Can u bring a Utility Box to the altar? And trigger a Utility Chest Rain?

[@DunkOrSlam]

Yep 👍

[@BF1_enthusiast]

meat realm is vampirism's valhalla after curse lift

[@nicolasbarreto4845]

liked just so dunk will actually dump the videoes. stream of consciousness dunk. lets go

[@kedesiklem448]

8:29 weird that the HP jump from 777 to 779 there

[@graham7513]

He used his healing wand - then the curse reset it back to the previous HP

[@psyantologist]

Thanks a lot! I kept looking around in the wrong Meat Realm and got very confused about where the Heart is and the wiki didn't help much at all xD had to kill the boss with 120hp out of a few thousand :))) edit: odd that the map on the wiki didn't get updated with the one you showed

[@alexrhinefield123]

What happens to your health if you get polyed in the meat realm

[@vik2332]

best game of all time is not a question to me anymore

[@gotmilk5899]

Yea in my current run I’m about 10 hours in and am in in ng+++. I have like 96 billion health right now but every time I enter the meat biome I get chonked down to 14k. I’m so scared the pus is gonna kill me lol.

[@The_Totes_Adorbs]

I consider a deep run for me... Is reaching the first shop after the first starter zone.....

[@Taricus]

It's already too late for me >_< I'm on NG+ and didn't even know about the boss not being there LOL! Luckily, it locked me to like 4500 hp and I can just avoid it or be extremely careful. I do have a healing wand, so all I have to do is back up and heal back up and run away LOL!

[@vitorregianisolla9666]

This guy despawned in my world so I went all the way to another meat realm in a parallel world and he wasn't there either. So I guess if that happens we're just fucked and forever cursed for that run? Really hope this bug gets patched soon, they add a new biome but you can't actually explore it and that's just so frustrating

[@jessexd9674]

Please do a video about deer boss and how to kill him easily, id say its the most vhsllenging boss i the game rn and a video about it would be on point.

[@willmungas8964]

You take immense damage when you attack it but you can also heal, it’s not like Kivi where it straight up matches your health at all times. Edit: to add, if you have any kind of healing and a moderate (NOT super high) damage wand you can kill it

[@06hatter]

I wish they'd put in a MEET realm...so lonely...

[@FilbertGillis]

RIP utility chest rain, we hardly knew you…

[@hiroshima19]

eat the whole biome

[@Imperial_Squid]

"I've fot 1250 health which is, y'know, decent" me, who has 20 hours og playing and fotten to hiisi base once: "haha yeah dude, gotta pump those numbers up, haha"

[@SyCuJa]

400 deaths, 0 wins atm. Im just here to see what could have been :')

[@peterce3]

Where is that 57 hours run video and dunkbot 2.0 and your hair?

[@samk.8687]

We need more KZbin vids!!!! I don’t watch twitch!!!!

[@maito1794]

KZbin, we are eating good!

[@Boamere]

Whats up big smella

[@tommihalonen6471]

Oh, they moved Tiny. Now I know why I lost my 6h run. Thanks devs!

[@derdiedaswasndas]

i just started yesterday a 33 orb run and ofc went into ng+ because im pretty strong but... ofc i didnt kill the meatrealm boss so im a 60k+ demi god that is a 700 hp meatrealm scared lil sht

[@Ishkagal]

Where are the death montages old man

[@justinstrottner8768]

i got noita in march 😭😭😭

[@hypnogri5457]

HE HAS HAIR??

[@tregi]

Nope, his wig is just really good

[@pood707]

Yoo the wig looks awesome

[@sharkjr3239]

shadow wizard money gang

[@Great_Chuvaak]

We love casting spells

[@delirious323]

this message is sponsored by: THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT

[@supermagma]

Bees make honey

[@delirious323]

@@supermagma cut. your line was "legalize nuclear bombs". take it from the top, annd action!

[@Karpahinen]

Why does he call everyone douches at the end?

[@alansujansky8591]

"newer players doing 33 orb runs"

[@firespitter_6199]

Does eating cooked meat let you heal in the meat realm?

[@WitD2013]

!uguu #babyrage

[@arkximus3415]

Call me crazy but his ascension back to the surface, What *Is* that?? His Teleporting feels different, Camera follows different & it sounds vaguely like a Formula 1 Car!

[@ThigasMetal]

From what I understand of the patch notes, they made some tweeks on the camera. I honestly didn't feel much difference, but maybe that's what you're noticing.

[@willmungas8964]

A few things changed: 1. Tele sound is more soft now; 2. High speed gives you a “ramp-up” sound and air-trail effect; 3. Hitting solid surfaces at high speeds (loud air noise) causes a meteor-like impact with an explosion, which can damage you

[@Mr_Glenn]

I did 33 orbs in NG+ and the meat zone was hell because i didn't kill that boss... I did it, though. 110 hours and only 6 wins. 😂

[@CallMeMimi27]

obligatory wake up babe

[@ThePaulo2230]

I have a...bug? Lately, some of the bosses of the game disappear(specialty the big alchemist and the meat boss) someone else have the same issue?

[@sepachortels6366]

You can just leave the zone

[@amperscore]

i assure you that my meat realm is not a small biome

[@Feanor1397]

Boss really likes to run away and despawn. His HP bar appears on screen for literally a moment and disappears. Had to travel to 4th parallel world to kill him.

[@TapEoka1]

777

[@TheRoysar]

this man has never been balder

[@TheIlidius]

they are made out of meat