Noob Pancakes

[@hbomberguy]

Why do I keep coming back to this

[@PoissontCB_OFICIAL]

And why is not this verified guy having likes.

[@JessicaFEREM]

Noob pancakes

[@lepetitponey]

I would say that there is way too much oil in that pan

[@Kazini_]

Congratulations, you just made "Tortas Fritas" with olive oil instead of pure animal fat, a thingy we eat in my country Uruguay.

[@jazz8000]

The distinction between his speech patterns and neural networks learning curve seem to mesh together...i think he is the neural network 1, and what we are seeing in the videos is him trying to create another one and then that one will create another one, and another one, and another one, and another one, and another one, and another one, and another one, and another one,

[@wesofx8148]

Ok, now use neural networks to make pancakes.

[@Yotrymp]

NEURAL NETWORK GENERATES PANCAKE INSTRUCTIONS

[@opsoc777]

You should cook pancakes on a cpu heatsink, with an ati cpu preferably for best heating. Prime95 on a nice overclocked setup.

[@unhook1234]

Just wanted to let you know this channel is my #1 choice for a healthy balance of godless Lovecraftian AI abominations and pancake recipes.

[@Groaznic]

A cool thing that I started doing a year ago is to just throw that olive oil in the mixture itself (and mix, of course). It does the same anti-stick job, plus there's no oil leftover in the pan. Badabing-badaboom!

[@TheParadoxOfParadox]

Holy crap...this is genius!!!! I am trying this!

[@Kids_Scissors]

I've never seen pancakes cooked in oil before. Very interesting!

[@misteleventh6546]

THAT'S the quality I am subscribing for! Keep it up, proud of You, random simplistic human being.

[@netmuck]

all i could think during this video was "why did you bother with subtitles, this low effort video has become three hours work"

[@SomethingUnreal]

Precisely so I could pretend that I actually put some effort into the video and not feel so bad about it, lol.

[@PBreezyify]

How the fuck is this so interesting? I mean, it really is.

[@PBreezyify]

Also, you use an obscene amount of oil! Further, where is the maple syrup?! Processed lemon juice and sugar? Sounds like something straight out of a ghetto. Great editing on the video though, I definitely got some luls out of this.

[@PBreezyify]

Ham and cheese topping? What? Throw that in an omelet!

[@mouhou9795]

damn you're a cooking god i burned my instant ramen today

[@Whitewatt]

YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE BRIT. THIS IS HILARIOUS. YOU SPOKE EVERYONE'S MIND "I don't care, I'm just hungry" 100/10!!

[@badw01f23]

interesting pancake batter. i like mine thick so the pancakes come out thick and fluffy. but to each his own

[@slappee]

lol same

[@oliverwithbugs298]

This is an English pancake and is more like a crepe, and better in my opinion

[@faiveorent]

did i just watch a pancake tutorial

[@200nick2]

Your voice is incredibly monotone but very interesting at the same time. I'm weirdly drawn to it.

[@SomethingUnreal]

It might be the dry sense of humour =)

[@200nick2]

It might be. I love dry humor. Like, almost kind of weird love dry humor. But not like, weird love you dry humor kind of weird. Like the... the weird not weird... yeah, no... you know what I mean. Like Steven Wright kind of dry. But yeah. I just love your voice. I could just listen to you talk and be content until I die.

[@200nick2]

Oh and btw. When cooking your pancakes. To tell if the oil is either hot enough or too cold take a spoon and drop a very small amount of batter into the pan with the oil. That is a good indicator whether its ready or not.

[@SomethingUnreal]

Heh, thanks! And that sounds like a good idea. I'll try to keep that in mind for the next time.

[@PGproductionsHD]

Deep fucking fried pancakes, you're looking at least 400 caloried in 1 damn pancake..

[@Yotrymp]

MURICA

[@cemops8660]

this is an english/french recipe lol

[@cemops8660]

also it's olive oil so it's not too high in fat, and this doesn't include butter unlike some other ecipes so it is healthier ;P

[@PGproductionsHD]

EWS2019 Jibbers Olive oil is only healthier when not cooked, when cooked, actual oil is a better option.

[@cemops8660]

right

[@HittTheDekk]

I'm surprised he managed not to spill half the batter out of the side when he started the mixer lol. That thing must have a "low, low, LOOOW" speed.

[@HittTheDekk]

Ewww Electric stove EWWWWW I feel sorry for you lol (From a propane stove user)

[@SomethingUnreal]

I was surprised, too, lol. That was the lowest setting, and the speed still creeps upward. And yeah, gas gives you so much more control. You have to physically move the pan off an electric hob if you want the heat to stop right there and then.

[@SomethingUnreal]

I just hope you're not disappointed in the future (just like all those people who subscribed because of my XP/98 music video), because this isn't the kind of stuff I usually do.

[@sheev2372]

came here from some old stuff, and I must say I actually found this quite appealing

[@harambeharambesson231]

windows xp thing?

[@sheev2372]

Yes

[@SmallPoxRobot]

this was the most interesting and complicated thing on this entire channel. I don't know if I can wrap my head around it.

[@SomethingUnreal]

+SmallPoxRobot Yeah, it's a bit too much for me. I think I'll stick to computers. The real world is too hard.

[@SmallPoxRobot]

SomethingUnreal >The real world is too hard. >T h e r e a l w o r l d i s t o o h a r d >T h e r e a l w o r l d i s t o o h a r d I know buddy I know

[@bwilly3807]

I'm still waiting for that 10 year anniversary remix to windows 98

[@Dregoro]

Me too!

[@acatisfinetoo3018]

i am glad you didn't decide to turn your channel into a cookery "how too" LOL...I love your computer and musical content, but where have you gone? I haven't seen any new videos in quite a while...

[@NaPzt3R]

What. No sugar? No VANILLA? NO BUTTER?!

[@badw01f23]

Doktor K vanilla in a pancake? interesting. i might try it

[@NaPzt3R]

I highly recommend putting vanilla in the batter, especially if you have real vanilla beans! That shit is delicious.

[@wolfiee66034]

Those are the saddest pancakes I've ever seen..... wow.... sorry I just.... wow

[@eirschu8973]

You are adorable, why don't you post much?

[@harukaze7388]

definitely worth implementing this for dojikko. -If it could even reach to the counter anyways.-

[@abeepe]

That first pancake was certainly a sad looking thing.

[@the_hedonist3575]

English: Add a light coating of sugar to a pancake "probably isn't that healthy". Us, Americans: Drown pancakes in corn starch and several other types of liquified sugar "this is fine. I'm fine."

[@sergdser]

The_Hedonist Russians: drowns pancakes in the sgooshyonka

[@llamabear5657]

I should be doing my AP Environmental Science hw but instead im watching this... *contemplates life choices*

[@thebigdawgj]

These are crepes, you silly non-American. Pancakes are different.

[@SomethingUnreal]

Crêpes are a type of pancake, you silly non-French.

[@thebigdawgj]

Touche. Too lazy to find the accented E code.

[@pauljs75]

These are some pretty sad pancakes. No butter and no maple syrup. Also missing the side of sausage or bacon, and the optional hash-brown potato. If you're going through the trouble to cook for breakfast, at least make it worthwhile. Also seems like a good argument for French toast... For when you want a pancake, but need to cook something that's a lot more noob-proof. At least that's how I roll.

[@MisterCOM]

he made the batter too thick a for what we would call pancakes in the Netherlands where we eat them as dinner with powdered sugar and sugar based syrup traditionally but you will find them with bacon and cheese a lot now

[@badw01f23]

MISTER too thick? lol that's way too thin for an American pancake. we like them nice thick and fluffy. not really crunchy

[@MisterCOM]

BadW01f 2 they aren suposed to be crunchy tho they are suposed to be crepes but then not seet and slightley thicker like this picture here reservereserves.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/pannenkoek-naturel.jpg this one doesnt hav y any condiments on it tho

[@muck1301]

That video was so flat that i almost fucking died. Good job making these pancakes.

[@muck1301]

with dying i mean laughing very hard

[@Lukan33]

You caught me off guard with the mixer pun. Well played sir.

[@nyoob8790]

this is such good comedy!

[@oranebeast]

I actually enjoyed the shit out of this.

[@ALPHAz111]

Make a burrito with that shit wtf I would use butter also as LUBE rather than oil

[@SomethingUnreal]

Unfortunately, we don't have cooking butter but just some low-fat alternative, which goes hard and black and makes a horrible mess if you try to use it in stead of oil =(

[@ALPHAz111]

i said that 5 in the morning lol srry sounds kinda stupid

[@SM-yq4bm]

the lemon thing is also available in other European countries

[@SomethingUnreal]

+atominator 101010 Thanks for the info!

[@gothyah]

we also have them in Canada

[@michaelmeglasson1428]

I can't believe it is that easy to make pancakes without pancake mix. BTW those lemon things are in every grocery store in the US.

[@DasSlenderMan]

Well, he needs to add baking powder and sugar to the batter to make traditional pancakes. What he made was a crepe.

[@SomethingUnreal]

Fun fact: a crêpe is a type of pancake =D

[@DasSlenderMan]

+SomethingUnreal Yeah yeah. ;(

[@rkmugen]

Invest in a seasoned cast-iron skillet, one where the edges aren't pointing 90-degrees upwards. They're dirt cheap! ... yeah, dirt cheap, but high quality! That way you'll have a much easier time getting the spatula underneath the pancakes and flipping them. ("seasoned", meaning that either oil, shortening, or rendered animal fat has been baked onto the metal, repeatedly, and forms a perfectly non-stick, black surface........... so when you cook something on it, you won't need to use much oil or butter the next time) If the ones you find in the store aren't pre-seasoned, you can just season it yourself......... just wipe some oil onto the pan, bake it on low for an hour.......let it cool completely and then repeat the process several times..... i seasoned my skillet a total of 5, and nothing sticks to it...... not even caramel. And each time i use it, i don't really clean it... i just give it a quick rinse under hot water, wipe it off with a paper towel, and re-season it with whatever oil, butter or shortening i have and just store it in the oven with the heat from the gas pilot light to keep the thing slick.

[@Fethbita]

You're such a funny guy, considering I saw this video after your neural network training one.

[@JOELwindows7]

nice job. atleast an OK to keep the inheritance... lol! looks like scramble egg, but worth it a bit XD 😂

[@ZdrytchX]

Oil? Is it normal to cook pancakes with oil?

[@Visuwyg]

If you want your pancakes to taste like olives, there's no substitute. If you want your pancakes to taste sweet and nice, use butter, for the love of god o0

[@SomethingUnreal]

Olive oil is what things are usually fried in here, yes. There is a butter-like substitute in the house, but it's explicitly not for baking/frying with. Still, I tried once, but it just bubbled, made dramatic sounds and lots of smoke and stuck to the pan, lol.

[@badw01f23]

ZdrytchX -{Reference I use it all the time (i live in America) i use a brand called Pam's cooking spray. makes great pancakes or anything you want to make in a pan that you don't want to stick

[@adame5176]

Why is this so funny xD

[@SquashyMcSquash]

seems like more of a crepe than a pancake to me

[@cemops8660]

in england this is how we make pancakes

[@ZdrytchX]

The only pancaeky tihng i can make is a pancrepe: chunk of butter egg flour some sugar milk more butter cook more butter flip butter out of pan eat with honey, or some shit, i don't know. Sometimes even after all that effort, I'm too lazy for topings

[@SomethingUnreal]

Fun fact: A crêpe is a type of pancake! =D

[@mlo12345]

On december 8th in 2017, you need to make a remake of the windows 98 and XP song you made.

[@SomethingUnreal]

+Noah: Using sounds from pancakes?

[@mlo12345]

SomethingUnreal Yes.

[@mlo12345]

SomethingUnreal USE DEM PANCAKES.

[@NaPzt3R]

The first pancake is always shit. Not the shit, just shit. The rest is delicious.

[@megadeth116]

Why would you do pancakes on a saucepan? Isn't frying pan better? (I mean I have really flat pan, so it's basically saucepan for me, and I don't really put that much oil onto it, just oil it with oiled paper towel to make thin layer. Watching you fry on that much oil I almost thought you were deep fring it xD) It's funny to see not round pancakes :p

[@dankerine]

How to cook a cake, with science!

[@blastlightstar]

Seems to be what it says on the tin unfortunately. I'll make a remix of this sometime

[@MrSonny6155]

Finally, some good fucking food.

[@bluestarstarstar]

Now I’m eating eggs and sausages

[@AlbySilly]

Alrighty this was really unexpected, but I still like it XD

[@ayylmao9885]

teach a robot to make pancakes. Have it learn to drop in certain amounts of ingredients, then mix them for a certain length, then cook them for a certain amount of time before flipping them. Then you can try them and give either "good" or "bad" input to the machine. This way you can use machine learning to get the best pancakes ever!

[@SomethingUnreal]

You might like the stuff that this person is doing - teaching an RNN recipes so that it can try to generate its own. There's some pretty hilarious stuff: lewisandquark.tumblr.com/tagged/cookbook

[@ayylmao9885]

sounds awesome! ill check it out, thanks

[@andreycampassi1110]

holy crap that's f** funny

[@ilovepizza2738]

Yay! for your grandmother Yay! for pancakes! and Yay! for pizza :)

[@kaiartikkas]

this is the best video i have ever seen

[@bluestarstarstar]

This makes me hungry

[@SpaceOkuu]

Metal flipper scraping noises have me dead, as someone that has food service experience. This editing is fantastic though. Stick to computers, haha.

[@GeForce1080]

whos here from. windows sounds video

[@kingsqeerel]

I am. Have to admit that the avatar enticed me as well.

[@dankerine]

Oh yes, and by the way we call that concentrated lemon juice, lemon juice inside of a plastic lemon, plastic lemon, or just lemon inside of a lemon, here in America

[@Sannu98]

Why haven't i seen this before, this was hilarious! :D

[@reileiko]

This made me crave pancakes. mmm.

[@Mustardear]

if you start adding the batter from the outside spiralling inwards, would you have less trouble with it sticking to the pan?

[@SomethingUnreal]

I honestly have no idea, but I'll try it next time I make them, which will probably be after such a long time that I'll have forgotten the suggestion because my memory is terrible.

[@notpikallito]

Alright. how to actualy bake a pancake and not deepfry it! add les oil! best is butter! juts so the whole bottem is covered slightly with a real thin layer of butter. when it starts bubling like the oil add the mixture like he did. every new pancake should get a new litle bit of butter. you can flip the pancake when the top is dry.

[@notpikallito]

But its a good try!

[@SomethingUnreal]

Unfortunately, the low-fat alternative to butter that was in the house is explicitly not for baking. It sticks to the pan and crackles and burns if you try. =/

[@SandwichWithHamAndCheese]

fabulous 😁😁😁

[@genericuser321]

Train your RNN with pancake recipes, and post results.

[@SomethingUnreal]

+Jason Meno I'm gonna be hard-pressed to find a megabyte's worth of recipes just for pancakes, but I might be able to get that many recipes if I don't constrain myself to pancakes. Could be interesting...

[@WeeNyaboo]

They look like tortillas-

[@occultCapra]

no, they dont

[@WeeNyaboo]

MikeDaMik Oh come on, look at those pancakes, and then a tortilla. The pancakes look like torn up tortillas-

[@int16_t]

I recommend heating the pan highly and then lowering it immediately after you cook it for 7 seconds. Trust me, it will not stick.

[@int16_t]

(Because of leidenfrost effect)

[@TrueBluesProductions]

So much oil!

[@SomethingUnreal]

+TrueBluesProductions And I still managed to get them stuck to the pan!

[@techy4198]

Interesting temporary turn for the channel!

[@SomethingUnreal]

Phew! I was worried that people would hate this since it's unlike anything I've ever uploaded before...

[@techy4198]

SomethingUnreal Often the most unusual things are the most interesting.

[@randomvampire1822]

pancakes with salt? really? personally i love when the pancakes are sweet so i mix the milk with some sugar and syrup

[@AngeliqueNade]

"Yaaaay-No." lol

[@creeperlamoureux]

I love pancakes :D

[@Mrjman554]

I liked this! More of this if you want to do it =)

[@ИгорьИгорь-в7г4о]

all the time i was watching this video, i was hearing beastie boys - sabotage. is all ok with me? oh my god, it's a mirage, i'm tellin'y'all it's sabotage

[@adhdskytka536]

4:55 lol, sounds very tasty, mmmm... :3

[@James2t3]

I want pancakes now

[@zerkysigma4911]

Buy yourself a non stick pan dude. you'll save so much time.

[@spacepheonix471]

5:07 that looks like cheese pizza🍕🍕

[@omgomgomgd]

so, is the neural network thing another voice training session for a digital waifu?

[@SomethingUnreal]

+omgomgomgd: Unfortunately, it was my disgusting voice reading a bad translation of a Certain Magical Index light novel.

[@Spherey]

Yum

[@The_Shoebill3D]

Pancakes w/o maple syrup...what kind of monster are you?

[@SomethingUnreal]

The non-Canadian kind.

[@The_Shoebill3D]

SomethingUnreal BS maple syrup is like cocain....addicting

[@mikufollower8564]

completely unrelated to this video but I just wanted to ask something, are you still a fan of Hatsune Miku? sorry if this is too random but I'm just curious about some fans who stoped following Vocaloid.

[@brainnim9935]

Miku&Destiny Follower He just posted a video where he used A Certain Magical Index for his voice sample. Prob still a weeb

[@SomethingUnreal]

+Miku&Destiny Follower: I find Vocaloid (the software) cool, but I don't have it installed nowadays. I don't mind Miku as a character, and I think the voice is still impressive, but I'd never have called myself a fan who followed the releases of new songs or anything so dedicated. My avatar is what it is because of that one time I made the "Miku Box" out of a shoe box.

[@mikufollower8564]

SomethingUnreal thanks for your answer

[@SomethingUnreal]

+Brain Nim: I'm certainly an otaku, but I don't just insert well-known Japanese words in the middle of a sentence and pretend I'm Japanese, I mean just NANI do you take me for, onii-chan?! ^_^ (Translation note: "baka" means "please learn the meaning of "weeb" so I don't have to put myself through this torture of making a joke reply".)

[@brainnim9935]

Look, your interests are your business but... don't go around professing to be an "otaku". It comes off badly like how being a "furry" comes off as. Also, cmon, you got a handful of figurines and a copy of the light novel version of Magical Index. That's just a katana collection away from being a weeb. Nothing wrong with being into Japanese stuff so long as you don't let it dominate who you are.

[@shizune_]

Am i weird if i say that, that looks good?

[@redmapyt]

Make me one!

[@grmmhp]

you can be the next Ana Maria Braga

[@AKiro72]

I'm hungry!

[@NGEternal]

6 years late so you might be dead (hopefully not) but try adding baking powder. or don't.

[@elcalabozodelandroide2]

Nah , he was a good man.

[@bluestarstarstar]

Oof

[@Tejbegrizzly]

You remind me of FunwithGuru..dunno why but you do

[@z1ngaa]

You should have more subs

[@Meh_Lone_Bah]

I need to make him good pancakes 😅😅

[@ilmarcherikbaev9990]

Tortilla (NoobCake: Noob Pancake)!

[@ilmarcherikbaev9990]

My wife always make omelet and eggs for my kids. ok Qapchaqay Oficial is my grown-up son.

[@ArthurHuizar]

This is the only thing I can say.

[@shakisyaboi991]

This is it. This is the end. This is safe.

[@Toost914]

Yay! They're in imperial! (Is American)

[@Toost914]

Also, you should never completely mix your pancake batter.

[@airbornemanproductions5284]

ham bologna

[@snakatckthegamer2719]

You could add bacon

[@pinehollowschleich567]

you sound like stampy cat