Midlife Crisis LIT | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 46

[@StevieGYaSee]

I Wholeheartedly appreciate the way Sal uses his abbreves, babes.

[@abrae5288]

I've started in my daily life 🤣

[@Pretzils1031]

@@abrae5288 I've started the abriviash as well babe

[@Jaxonflaxonwaxon]

I apprish the way he do’s too

[@drummerdgun]

You preesh the breevs?

[@StevieGYaSee]

@@drummerdgun yessir i do

[@jaqenjordan3121]

I love the regular pods so much more than the pods in front of crowds

[@DanieBall]

I agree, the crowd reactions or there lack of ruins it for the most part

[@Swineofearth]

I’m sure it’s fun live when you’re actually there but the regular pod is so much funnier

[@leela87]

Agreeeed!

[@Joukisan]

Yup!

[@davidperez5089]

They probably feel the same!

[@heatherflores832]

I feel like these podcasts are my left brain and right brain talking to each other. So funny!

[@S.rosario]

Is no one gonna mention how this is the first pod where Chris described his step son as "his 11 year old" instead of "my step son"!??!?! So sweet 🥰

[@littlemisscrazy5]

I’m p😊😊😊

[@littlemisscrazy5]

Do Taw ls

[@littlemisscrazy5]

W

[@littlemisscrazy5]

😮m

[@littlemisscrazy5]

Mmm

[@thebeatkonducta8982]

Anyone else immidiately die laughing after they are done with their opening song? I look forward to that shit everytime. How they stay straight faced after is good times

[@Tony99905]

I think we need a compilation video of all the songs

[@Moodyisle]

Not really… it’s a little cringe to me

[@Moodyisle]

With peace and love

[@jeezuschryst]

Yuuup, and shouts to Madlib the Bad Kid

[@aymanjuburi8669]

i skip it every time, it makes me cringe lol

[@simmsFitness]

Laying down flooring, Chris might have learned something from backyard bar wars🤣

[@baschoen23]

You know, it would NOT have mass appeal as a bit, but it absolutely would have been hilarious to meditate for the last 27 minutes of the pod.

[@Briannarevee]

debatable on the appeal, I really in my heart thought that’s what we were getting and I wasn’t upset at the idea lol

[@Briannarevee]

why is it so funny that Sal knows he absolutely has to confirm that North Carolina is in the United States

[@radkouse1of1]

its still up in the air

[@badabing2302]

Ayooooo you’re a piiiiiieeeeeeeceeeeee

[@16pfrady]

As a North Carolinian, I understand why

[@alexdatoss8962]

@@16pfrady same 😂

[@causticprince]

Chrissy Cutlets bakes his food in a planter, tells his friends he's eating a "plant based diet" from now on. 😂😂😂

[@jimburgess9205]

Chrissy Flannels goes to Home Depot garden department for cooking implements.

[@jamhorne]

As someone who also has anxiety, I find comfort in listening to the same song and getting lost in recipes. Sounds like Chris chose a song that tells a story of overcoming and cooking because he has to focus on the task at hand. So Hey Babe, stay strong!

[@angelabrady8177]

Vinny is obviously playing cooking and home improvement videos next to Chris’s head while he is sleeping. The only logical explanation.

[@CrashRacknShoot]

*PUERTO RICAN BLACK OPS!*

[@mwara2444]

As a professional cook, you can buy off the shelf as a time saver, you can jazz it up , cause their bland, by adding some extra spices, fresh garlic, oregano, basil, bay leaf, and a little red drinking wine.

[@RD24LFG]

@@mwara2444 opposed to non drinkable red wine?

[@awfultaco42069]

listening to chris talk about how he mindlessly cooked a meal completely unaware of how he was doing it is so good lol SUCH an adhd mood edit: had to come back to mention how happy i am these guys are openly talking about overstimulation and how it can affect you !! mental health awareness is awesome !

[@joecro1453]

GAY

[@awfultaco42069]

@@joecro1453 thanks, i am a gay person actually so, good job!

[@uriah9559]

yikes

[@adamlangdon2245]

Ooops😂😂😘

[@adamlangdon2245]

We're all living in the F.O.G. here aren't we? At least a little?😁😁😁😎😂

[@4nachos112]

"Don't let your son go down on me" I'm fuckin CRYING 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Riclmnopp]

22:54 In Half Baked, the guy on the couch the whole time was Steven Wright.

[@null6778]

omg the ending was FANTASTIC. what a mic drop XD You guys are great together.

[@tammybaker1202]

You're not crazy Sal for cleaning up after yourself in the bathroom. You're just a decent human being.

[@crowevurt]

last 10mins was an absolute grand slam of laughs, you guys killed it pimpy too

[@Natalie.M.Knight]

I already listened but now I gotta watch. Thursday is for da babes❤️

[@KevinMorris126]

Have a great Thursday babe

[@basketkaes]

@@KevinMorris126 You, too, babe. Shout out spreading comment section positivity.

[@KevinMorris126]

@@basketkaes Agree but we can’t forget to shoutout Tom Brady who just won the super bowl in his home stadium at the age of 43!

[@basketkaes]

@@KevinMorris126 another honorable mention - Pat Mahomes. Guy's a national treasure.

[@Natalie.M.Knight]

I would be totally wrong to not mention how the club is full of a ballers and they pockets are full grown. So there that. 😂

[@macallspringer7953]

Why does Chris explaining how he cooked sound like how teachers used to make us explain steps of making a pb&j 🤣

[@brittneydaniels6065]

I love when Chrissy says, " dont bleep that out." He looks at the camera like its a person who just told him dont cuss 😂😂 $al is amazing. Love some pimpy. Shout out NoPresh.❤😍 Thanks for the free content❗

[@kylecantlon8690]

Ayyy pimpy shout out to being born in 92!!! My dude

[@anthony_finni]

The formula for °C to °F is (°C x 1.8) + 32 = °F. °F to °C is (°F - 32) divided by 1.8 = °C

[@meechie1159]

No idea if this is right, but it looks right so shout out to this guy 😂

[@gfeast4518]

There should be a weekly cooking segment they all do together, would love to see Chris punching raw chicken to flatten it out If possible we need Chris to reenact exactly how he did this chicken parm 😂

[@DrMarshmallow21]

I was having a very stressful day and this made me laugh and take my mind out of it... thank u ❤️

[@juanitapride7404]

I love all the abbreviations for these words lol! We need merch for this! 😂😆😁🤣😂

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

Hahaha Faren. God damn I love these two. Also, Sal got that Joaquin Joker laugh.

[@lindsayroth3873]

You guys bring so much JOY to me. Love your podcast. Listen to it mowing my 4 acres.

[@NedKnives]

22:54 Steven Wright played "the guy on the couch" in Half Baked

[@radavisss0420]

“Prego is FDA approved.” HAHAHAHAHA 😂

[@UrbanLegend2k11]

Man this should help get my laxticity in order 😆

[@snesleywipessqueegeeservices]

Sal's admission right at the end is him just putting others before himself. Conclusion? Make no mistake, that boy was raised right.

[@collinwgreen]

@Bird Dawg wtf kind of projecting weirdo shit are you on lmao

[@Momofboys92]

Chris & Sal should do an episode in full drag! They would kill it! 😂

[@jessl1962]

"awmind" milk x 1000 times - Chrissy Cutlets (BEST PODCAST THERE IS, HANDS DOWN) thank you guys!!!

[@AndHayObJay]

Just heard Sals first Podcast yesterday on Space Monkey’s with Q and Scott Mosier. Sal was still not sold on the whole “Podcast” thing back then. Look at him now. I am thankful.

[@simmsFitness]

Chrissy is in FULL dad mode and we as the babes, we love it🤣🤟🤟

[@andrewwilsing6533]

Chrissy D says we should all agree on a measurement system not realizing the US is the odd one using "Standard"

[@e2-728]

Aww those opening creds were adorable 🥰

[@colin8570]

I think Chrissy had a manic episode. I hope my two favorite babes can get the mental health break they need. It’s been a bad year for mental health for so many of us.

[@charlottem.1477]

I wondered this. Speaking from experience… no judges…

[@vinyvinycocopuffpassittomenow]

@@charlottem.1477 yup and I’ve seen so many people open up about it, that I never would have guessed.

[@JorgesUsername]

53:28 "Masturbation smells like chlorine, and I love pools." Oh my fucking god.

[@beautybystephaniee]

LOVE hearing these conversations about mental health/overstimulation etc, I go through some of the exact same things!

[@natinanat2238]

I love your brain Sal, It is like you are in my head with your OCD , you make me feel normal with your thinking the same way as i do .

[@michellechristieswinburne6154]

Aussies call Aluminium Foil 'Alfoil". Also the rule for the express line at the grocery store should be each bar code is one item. So if you are purchasing a 6 pack of yoghurt that is 1 item.

[@cl3165]

Chris (Chrissy) is like a crazy aunt I never had...lol I Love it!! Also, Chris and sal are one of the best combos. 🤩

[@kendrar1300]

The intro songs always make me laugh so hard. I know it's coming and I still laugh. Today's is one of my favorites lol

[@sjpadilla19]

Steven Wright is turning on his couch from that half baked Half Baked reference.

[@BPH55]

I know!!! “Kenny called. He’s in jail. Sincerely, the guy on the couch.”

[@dfPats2665]

thank you

[@harrisonhays5418]

WOOOWW!! I’m not the only one who sings “it’s been a whiiilleee” everytime he hears it 😂

[@Queen_Yesenia]

Chris’s face at the end! Lmao!!!

[@liberated4505]

Next ep its going to be some crazy dish. Like yeah sal i made a lamb oso bucco with a red wine truffle sauce.

[@Kronikman07]

god damnit I love you two. I wish the pod was longer than just 1 hour but you guys are busy as hell, I get it.

[@lindi8873]

Seriously! If these pods are only going to be an hour, I'm gonna need at least 3 of them a week!

[@RD24LFG]

I mean...how long can two fellas just talk about what's on their mind at that moment. If they went longer they'd have to start pre planning topics and that would change the pod yahkno?

[@Kronikman07]

@@RD24LFG well i'm not trying to make them feel bad but I know of a group of guys (although there's 4 of them(3 regular, 1 guest normally)) that go for 4 hours every saturday. But like I said in the comment, I get it.

[@JorgesUsername]

The BEST "This has been Hey Babe" yet!!

[@EvieDaGreat]

Let’s Go!!! Hey Babes!!!! Thursday is definitely for the Babes!!!!

[@jodyandamanda]

this is the best podcast ever I love you both PLEASE BRING IT BACK

[@B___3]

Sals laugh at 4:40 sounds like a car’s engine trying to turn over

[@lisadaly5825]

My favorite time of the week!

[@jazzyy1451]

Idk why but almost everytime I spark up I put this podcast on lmaoo I love it

[@inoahjoke]

HeyBabeIsGoated! The Intro Hey Babe song this week was fiyaaaa

[@suzya.2730]

The opening Hey Babe song parody in this ep is one of my faves.

[@trealexander4808]

Hell yeah! Cincinnati with the babes! Been asking for this! 😆

[@nicklausulrichs8861]

I listen to many podcast but Chrissy chaos is by far one of my favorites

[@wonkeycong1956]

"Actual bee's Honey" 🤣🤣

[@HeyYaKnow]

I LOVE this podcast, you guys are hilarious together!!! 🤘

[@LadyFoxHound]

Babes: Someone boost this, we need Chris and Sal to do a mafia skit but as themselves, like neurotic sarcastic sensative babes who are also mafia gangsters. Chris talking about pounding the chicken it giving me mafia vibes

[@fumewahfter]

The many babes of staten island.

[@jamieredden8124]

We need a Chrissy Cooks podcast right now!

[@jeezuschryst]

Agreed! Also watch him and Sal on Bert Kreischer's Somethin's Burning if you haven't.

[@tristinewaterbury9241]

Shoutout live and active cultures! Had me rolling.

[@m.naja148]

Just bought my tickets for New Year’s Eve in Cincinnati and CANNOT WAIT ❤️

[@diggi6968]

“If i don’t do it the right way I can’t show my face”sal talking about his hair bro is me😭

[@twodogsandaperson]

You finish the dishes with extra virgin olive oil. You never heat it up.

[@Sickwithit355]

22:50 Jim Breuer wasn't the person who played the guy on the couch in half baked, it was Steven Wright.

[@macathizzle]

I'm screaming at my phone rn haha

[@maynardtrendle820]

Beat me to it.

[@Big_Hank75]

Are we going to overlook the fact that Chris baked the chicken cutlets in a mixing bowl/flower pot?

[@bigsmokejoe1246]

14:04 TFH!! Shoutout the swarm

[@Emily-jt5wf]

Sals laugh is so contagious LMAOOO

[@amandag2624]

That intro was epic!

[@ashes4640]

I am about 15 minutes in and I cannot stop laughing! Love you guys!

[@joeadams27]

17:05 took me out 🤣

[@deyannaf4380]

Raw dog microphone lmfao ( nut bag Sal the best tooo). Lmfao 💀😂🤣

[@dot_t]

Yay my favorite pod of the week! Hey Babes!!!❤️✌🏼😂

[@mugsylogues]

Steven Wright, you muppets! Pimp with the co-sign.." it was Bruer" 😆

[@awfultaco42069]

37:29 u can buy the eggs for those in gift shops at museums and stuff lol

[@davidgraham1827]

This is one of my new shows its so funny.

[@tyrannosauruslex6226]

Chrissy Clothes out here w the black and white flannel with green pants

[@BazookaTooth707]

I always sing the liberty mutual jingle. Just yesterday my roommate was annoyed because I got it stuck in his head lol Free Credit Report, JG Wentworth, and the empire commercials are always stuck in my head

[@Nunyalastaname]

Come to Alaska, lol! Concerned for Chris’ exhaustion but laughing really hard at the VERY Italian statement about prego “at least being approved by the fda.”

[@anansiboyz]

I wish we acknowledged Sally Nutbags singing “It’s Been Ahwhile” by Staind

[@alannailoveyou1]

i was thinking the SAME thing, made me laugh out loud😂

[@mcass302]

whats the over under for how many episodes it will be until they get mic stands lol I'm guessing....80?

[@jeremyw6246]

NEVER babe!

[@josef2012]

Sal likes it like that.

[@mcass302]

@@josef2012 I have no probs with it lol I'm just curious if they will end up getting any

[@Krissyg2277]

Chris’s cooking story was killing meee what such techniques never before seen chrissy chefs it’s up

[@JorgesUsername]

53:27 haha "And masturbation smells like chlorine, and I love pools."

[@GhostofSeints]

“Shout out live and active cultures” 🤣🤣🤣

[@jessicamasonfobert]

My 5yr old hears Sal sing the “Liberty” jingle and started SCREAMING IT🤣🤣 then goes “that’s my favorite song mom!” 🤣

[@brandi3981]

Sal is just a treasure that is a song that gets stuck in my head far too much.

[@NoVACorpsGaming]

I was really happy to hear Chris was cooking until I heard how he cooked that chicken parm

[@tylerzulewski2424]

The song intros never get old babe!

[@samanthasalvatore7052]

Hey that’s me and my wife at the very beginning haha. Thanks for great show guys!!

[@raisingradicals5564]

Sally's face when he said Prego 😂😳💀

[@That_Guy_Rose]

The best part is the random staind line from sal

[@guyledouche6039]

Skip ad readhere babes--> 37:27 Skip 2nd ad read here--> 50:23

[@kryslynnortega8030]

I literally do the same thing Sal was talking about for the public toilets lmaooo

[@babytyty13]

Sal… I just want you to know that you are not alone in your OCD anxiety. It makes me feel so good to know that I am not alone.

[@steph121sas]

I totally get what Sal is talking about in regards to public restrooms. I often clean the area I have to hover over with hand sanitizer first, with a fist full of toilet paper. Before and after. I do try to avoid restrooms, even before covid. Ick

[@dreamended]

Mental health babes are my favourite babes

[@kaylagonzales7388]

im from Texas but live in Australia now so PLEASE COME TO AUSTRALIA!!!