Chris Rock vs Will Smith with Bert Kreischer | Sal Vulcano and Joe DeRosa are Taste Buds | EP 71

[@bluesing3082]

Bert genuinely looks like his blood pressure is at least 200 systolic 😂

[@Tdottles]

Hahah yes

[@morgandawn6413]

I can almost gaurentee it.

[@ta5610]

Dude it’s stressing me out watching him

[@kevinblanchard2367]

Bert needs a beta blocker

[@ericlorance2089]

ONE HUNDRED percent!!

[@danbarry7698]

I’ve never seen Bert more engaged and focused for a sustained period of time than this topic - hypotheticals are his cure for ADHD, and him as a third babe intermittently for this more often please the chemistry is off the chain.

[@Buxtonphil]

I couldn’t be interested in someones opinion less than Bert.

[@nolancho]

Pimp laughing = nails on chalkboard

[@slimekinjoe7437]

@@Buxtonphil yes this is a serious podcast with real opinions. It’s entertainment goofy, half of their opinions are just for entertainment purposes.

[@Thesilvercrayon]

@@nolancho I love Pimp's laugh

[@nolancho]

@@Thesilvercrayon its the worst. I cringe every time.

[@cullenlovel7620]

Bert looking like a Chameleon!. Everytime bert laughs he blends in with the wall and seats 🤣

[@OyunTanri]

Yeah, they try to keep him in better lighting on 2 bears 😂 the red backdrop isn't doing him any favors lol Grade A podcast though

[@ericlorance2089]

That’s just the coming heart attack!!!

[@supremebuffalo6322]

@@OyunTanri is he not looking more red recently? I'm not up to date with 2 bears, he looks so red here hahaha I'm dying laughing thinking its just good lighting

[@jvajdos]

Umm I’m pretty sure his name is Borat Kardashian sir

[@ericlorance2089]

Na its Brent Krystals!

[@photogirl0207]

When Bert slaps Joe and starts saying “I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry” over and over again I was in tears! 😂😂😂 This is one of my fav episodes yet!!

[@heavenwasfool]

They broke him for a minute 😂

[@asifmynamewasmonique]

Sal’s reaction kills me too 😂

[@meechie1159]

Hysterical 🤣🤣

[@AgendaInMind]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@kimberlyscotty9176]

Couldn't agree more!!! My stomach hurt after this episode! Belly laughs are the best!!!!

[@JerseyfreshXx]

I’m glad they were able to have a tomato as a guest. Along with sals hat, you would think the episode is ketchup vs mustard 😂

[@Meestaseesta]

He must be feeling like shit because he barely interrupts.

[@HF1.0]

@@Meestaseesta 😂 😂

[@lordfordification]

He was just surfing in a recent vlog, this episode was shot a week ago, also he might have done We Might Be Drunk before this which would make sense.

[@HF1.0]

@@lordfordification Yeah man, that’s cool and all. But I enjoy laughing at a good joke sometimes. You must be Will Smith. 😂

[@thesmellycatjazz]

Kool-Aide Man

[@MarshmellowJello]

I would love to see Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer both battle against Sal and Joe 😂 2 Bears 1 Cave vs Taste Buds

[@kimberstreet6981]

“i love Will Smith. I have his son tattooed on both of my thighs” ICONIC

[@sherifflongcizzle2664]

What ???

[@bryanbasile629]

@@sherifflongcizzle2664 Sal has 2 tats of jaden on his thighs from a date on impractical jokers

[@alexhelton5886]

Bert is the guest we didn’t know that we needed

[@mrunknown6387]

him, brendan shaub, and any female comic are the worst comedians

[@slimekinjoe7437]

@@mrunknown6387 Joe Derosa

[@uselessinformation1702]

@@mrunknown6387 L take

[@thijsfb]

@@mrunknown6387 well that was unnecessary

[@staynielherbayn657]

@@mrunknown6387 I bet you love Joe rogan

[@simmsFitness]

"we're just using their names for clickbait" thank you for the honesty sal🤣🤟

[@jakesmall3454]

Literally fucking crying in my car on lunch break laughing so hard at the smack. Even seeing the clip of it last week, still fucking hilarious. I’m proud of Bert, you know he really did not want to smack him but he fully committed lmfaooo

[@jvajdos]

Broat*

[@jroc09]

Love how sal feels the need to explain the chants to guest so they don’t look insane🤣

[@MartinZeldaTP]

Sal been trying to absolve himself from the whole thing for months lol

[@raramcgee4982]

Stole the chants from Los but I'm not even mad.

[@CrashRacknShoot]

@@raramcgee4982 ...who?

[@Beechwood.Barber]

And it just makes them look crazier 😂😂😂😂

[@raramcgee4982]

@@CrashRacknShoot legion of skanks. A podcast that's way bigger than this lmao. Both of these guys have been guests on it numerous times in the past decade.

[@TheRealLange21]

The final 10 minutes of this episode were absolutely off the rails and I loved every second of it

[@savagesn]

No response at all to Sal saying "I watched Angels in the Outfield". I cried laughing

[@poopsock8866]

Same lmao

[@garrettjohnsen]

I love how arbitrary the word censorship is on this podcast. Only about 30% of the time they are actually cut out. 😂

[@joshnevy8967]

I feel like they have to make it at least 5 or 10 minutes in censored for the algorithm or something.

[@Wandernerbar]

@@joshnevy8967 yah it's a ten minute window in the beginning of the video on KZbin, after that the algorithm fucks off

[@DoneBrokeDatBack]

@@joshnevy8967 exactly what it is. Josh Potter does the same for his podcast. It's called the "Nice Boy" clock.

[@PearlDrumsHead]

@@Wandernerbar Less than 10 minutes bud, but true.

[@garrettjohnsen]

Interesting! Didn’t know that. Makes sense. How shameful I am for questioning The Homeless Pimp.

[@Riclmnopp]

Bart's face blends in perfectly with the couch.

[@BobSmith-lu5ug]

And the wall

[@eyeTHC]

Bart lol

[@zachdavis5854]

The record scratch moment when Joe says the Chris come up and slap me as hard as you can right after sal is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@mwara2444]

Will Smith Slapped Chris Rock Like Jada's Boyfriends Slap Her Ass

[@heavenwasfool]

The rage in Sal’s eyes 😂 😂

[@basketkaes]

Burk Chrysler squealing "I'm so sorry" sent me back to childhood anytime a sibling got hurt and we tried to "SORRY" the tears away before mom heard 😂

[@mrmanjumac3454]

Burk Chrysler beautiful name lol

[@argentsilver928]

@@mrmanjumac3454 lmao WHO??

[@sbtwelve1543]

This might be the best pod ever. Absolutely off the rails #alopeciachallenge

[@sayville_silver]

No. The best pod ever was the LOS episode that followed this with Bert and Joe coming in drunk from this podcast.

[@knowone11111]

Finally, ol Joey Roses gettin his

[@andrewcampbell9mm]

Kill tony is the Wildest podcast out you really never know what going to happen this podcast is hand down one of the best just little tame when you compare it to KT or LOS

[@Idontknowyou530]

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[@Idontknowyou530]

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[@senecaclark5776]

I haven’t laughed this hard in so long this has to be the best episode ever

[@blockeddunk5384]

This was the pod I was hoping Bert would do on his NY pod run and you guys made it happen. I needed this today thanks babes ❤️

[@FrowningFathers]

Segura on we might be drunk is gonna be good too

[@lexiluthor3926]

@@FrowningFathers Just finished that Bert pod with them and I’m excited to see Tom on We Might Be Drunk 🤣🥳

[@Bigmonto]

He killed it on skanks too. Derosa came on too and still had marks on his cheek 😂

[@jvajdos]

Who the hell is Bert?, that’s Brock Krotcher.

[@GorbyP]

Ew

[@RICKYDACHEDDABLOCK]

100% best Taste Buds episode yet, Berts reaction to slapping Joe reduced me to TEARS, i laughed so hard it turned into 1 of the silent 1s, funniest moment in podcast history right there

[@shelbshub]

I LOVE how red Bert’s face is. I already know it’s going to be a great episode

[@shelbshub]

“When you drink by yourself and no one knows it, that’s the best way to drink in the fucking world” 🤣🤣 And I’ll cheers to that

[@lennylemens]

That’s straight alcoholism lol they aren’t rosy cheeks because he’s happy.

[@taylordial1231]

@@shelbshub his name is Bart

[@millardfilmore1403]

it's truly freaking me out.

[@therealBeerCanDan]

All jokes aside, this is the best podcast Bert has ever done 👍 Better than every Bert cast, 2 Bears, BillBert, etc.

[@daviddjportugal]

Hands down. This is the Bert in all his Bertness, I knew existed.

[@BH4lifekid]

The 2 bears bad friends switcharoo is top notch though

[@mastergwaha]

yeah that was awesome@@BH4lifekid

[@h.e.pennypacker4728]

Sometimes a slap is great comedy, DeRosa getting slapped is one of those times!

[@heavenwasfool]

That slap was for the people. 😆

[@daviddjportugal]

Ironic since he was clowning Impractical Jokers for being hacky lol Sometimes it works Joe!

[@sammybananas]

The pace of this episode was exhilarating. Absolutely hilarious. The occasional Berty Boy added to you two is top level content.

[@jesszand6076]

This was the best episode of tastebuds thus far. Food for thought: having a guest play devil’s advocate for both sides makes it much more interesting!

[@bonni1018]

Bert is hilarious! Please bring him back - the dynamic between the three of them is *chefs kiss*

[@TrippyFlippy420]

Bert needs to be a mainstay of the podcast! I love the energy he bring to the room

[@lordfordification]

I love that Bert has been talking about this slap for 7 days. I can't wait to see it.

[@LuckyLuch1]

Brent has such a great sense of style he somehow matched his faces hugh to the seats. What a guy.

[@josef2012]

Hue?

[@LuckyLuch1]

@@josef2012 Grant

[@leechafin1731]

Gotta be the best ep yet!! Bert added an awesome chaotic neutral view to the dynamic

[@TheCookiecupcakes]

0:21 "Children Welcomed" I'm dying.

[@ToughLuckHaze]

One of my favorite podcasts having another one of my favorite podcasters as a guest?! dream come true✨

[@Kelly-in7xt]

This devolved really quickly at around the 1 hour 13 min mark and I am living for it. Thank you all for the laughs ☺️

[@KaiserSozeTV]

1:47 Bert is reddish 23:01 Bert is Fire Extinguisher red 45:40 Bert is Bernt Kreischer

[@nicolesatrom8192]

Bert is literally turning into the Kool-Aid man

[@rOhmz]

Joe’s rage at the end about Sal’s respect was amazing 😂😂😂

[@moneyhoney606]

LOL 1 minute in and I'm dying at Joe being plastered already.

[@juice2620]

This was the best episode ever. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

[@jasminerivera470]

This is by far my favorite podcast of Joe!! 😂😂😂 no need to get rid of him now 😜🤣

[@kattah]

This was a PHENOMENAL episode. Bring Bert back, I beg of you 😂😂😂😂😂 Love the format with him as the mediator and you two at each other’s throats. I am crying 🤣

[@h.e.pennypacker4728]

Can't picture Sal smashing someone's car with a bat.

[@daniell8630]

This Bert new york podcast run is a legendary one just came from listening to we might be drunk and I already know this ones gonna be a gem 😂

[@daniell8630]

Just finished the episode. BEST ONE TO DATE. I cry laughed 3 times 😂😂😂

[@curbfruit]

this is hands down been my favorite episodes of Taste Buds so far, would love to see Bert on Hey Babe as well!!!! much love!

[@dallwalk]

Omg rolling. I’ve never seen Sal happier than seeing Joe getting slapped 😂😂

[@brittneydaniels6065]

BERT?!!! 😭🥰 I LOVE THAT NOPRESH TIES IN WITH ALL MY OTHER FAV PODCASTS!!!!!!! I love this Network Thank You ALL for the FREE, amazing content ❣

[@JoeStumbo]

Can Bert always be the mediator on these shows 🤣🤣 Berty boy you did it again. The matchup of characteristics, and the dynamic is beautiful between you all.

[@Walrus286]

40:00. Head of State. One of the most underrated scenes in any comedy is Bernie Mac getting off that train and smacking the shit out of reporters.

[@grzarse]

This was one of the funniest podcasts I've ever watched!!! Please tell me they do a part two hammered...I'm here for it!

[@alisonhufnagle7398]

This was so fantastic. 3 of my favorite guys!!! My only regret…I’m being induced tomorrow. I should have waited to watch and could have just laughed the baby out.

[@andthe2become1flesh93]

No matter what, even if it's a girl, you'll have to name the baby "Sal." 😉

[@nickenglish4591]

This was the best podcast y’all have done. Throw em back every episode and chat more before battling

[@kaysifranklin143]

Bert laughing so hard that his face is the same color of the booth and wall!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Love it!!

[@ryanstoyles7611]

thats from alcohol kaysi . bert is an addict and the color of his face is indicative of a health condition he probably has 5 years left and i wish him the best, because he is a man who loves to drink and laugh and be merry

[@jeranthekid7171]

49:39 😂 that face blend with the seat

[@Em.jay77]

Sal is holding it together… the other two are VISIBLY drunk. I can’t stop laughing 😆💀

[@HeebyJeebly]

Aside from how entertaining this episode was, Bert was a GREAT moderator. Very even opinions. Would LOVE to see him on again.

[@melissamcdonnell3471]

the 17 "im so sorry"s from bert at the end oh my GOD I lost it he was a great guest

[@joeyboombatz68able]

I haven't laughed this hard out loud outside of a great comedy show in years, maybe decades! Bert screeching "I'm so sorry" over and over again and meaning it was so relatable. I can't hit people either 😂

[@Buxtonphil]

Really? I always wondered who found Bert entertaining at all. He had no takes and couldn’t be more boring.

[@joeyboombatz68able]

@@Buxtonphil he's a good storyteller. There's alot of comedians I don't care for either...it's all in your taste.

[@djtechnician7757]

Great conversation, never seen or heard this podcast b4. I have heard all if them plenty of times. But never all together long form. Great job guys. Keep them coming

[@hokurakensei6958]

That was a good slap lol I’m dying lol 😂 the energy of the 3 of you is insane 😂😂😂😂😂

[@carolynpalacios4805]

Bert should sell tshirts with Joeys face saying “ I slapped Joey Derosas”, kinda like in Steele magnolias 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@verenicelopez7490]

Thanks Bert for slapping Joe! We all want to do that every week!🤣

[@aandydaviss]

best episode of We Might Be Drunk I’ve ever seen

[@quinnpacker9219]

watching bert get drunker as he goes from YG to we might be drunk to taste buds to barstool is hilarious. one of the benefits of bert being ona podcast is he doubles thr run time

[@_m_m4]

Bert has been on all of my favorite podcasts throughout the passed week, and this has been the funniest week of podcasts so far this year! And the excitement on sal’s face after the slap… 🤣😂

[@dyrrenn]

6:43 sals face is hilarious 😂

[@Mitchlett]

Also 1:37:18 🤣

[@str8ballinonyou]

They broke bert,had me in tears how high dudes voice got when he said I'm so sorry 🤣.

[@alexanderwilson6588]

The most wild taste buds, I was rolling the entire time. Definitely bring bert back, great synergy.

[@johng.4711]

Thank all of you for this. Goddamn.

[@chrisg7663]

Bert is almost at his final Santa Claus form! lmao

[@thomaslauria4300]

Oooooooo when they started roasting each other towards the end🤣 I love this poddy woddy

[@Kzds4909]

The energy and fun in this episode was phenomenal.

[@Buxtonphil]

Really? Bert is the guy you pay to hold your place in line at an open mic. Most bland “comic” award winner.

[@joshyoung007]

Bert's face matches the booth seats lmao

[@Psycho_Spock]

Missed opportunity not having Slappy the doll up there during this episode.

[@oscarcaceres666]

It's awesome that we're getting all these pods with bert. We'll look back at them in few months, when he passes

[@JessicaKay]

This episode was perfectly unhinged. Bert at the end was so child like, "I don't want everything to change" absolute blast

[@Buxtonphil]

That’s Bert he’s an unfunny drunken child

[@hypnopump]

@@Buxtonphil He's a funny drunken child, but a drunken child is still just that.

[@pistolpete2803]

Oh dang you guys just took the show to another level!

[@TheMitch112190]

Sal being psyched out of his mind watching Joe get slapped is so hilarious. I love this show, thanks Babes!

[@JC-uf3es]

Nobody enjoys Joe De Rosa’s comedy more than Joe De Rosa….. except for Joe De Rosa when he’s been drinking

[@Big-G-214]

This was so chaotic but I loved it lmao

[@lukemugen]

I’m so over the Will Smith and Chris Rock thing but I can’t skip a Taste Buds episode.

[@promane557]

Same I'm still debating on if I'm going to watch it. I probably will 😏

[@lukemugen]

@@promane557 Im enjoying it. They’re not just spouting hot takes back and forth like everyone else I’ve seen, they’re just making jokes and having fun.

[@promane557]

@@lukemugen nice I'll definitely will then

[@hypnopump]

@@promane557 It's rough lol

[@mariobronana]

Damn... Bert just rocked this episode!!! Absolutely awesome!🙌🙌🙌 "I'm gonna take a shot" 🤣🤣🤣

[@kimberlyscotty9176]

Best TasteBuds to date!!!! Really needed that belly laugh!!! 🤣😅🤣😅

[@kimberlyscotty9176]

#alopeciachallenge

[@cherryAsh83]

I love this. At the 1hr 10min mark it just them having a moment and it's like the pod doesn't exist 😄

[@lisaa4308]

I would LOVE to see how Sal reacts on Bert's Cabin show... that would be hilarious!! 😂

[@jordantwood]

Having the Ukraine president present at this would be like winning the Nobel peace prize and then bombing a bunch of weddings in a foreign land with an unmanned aerial drone.

[@PongLenis32]

My favorite podcasters/comedians collab finally! Love 2 bears and YMH

[@laurenclark1304]

Between this and the Matteo Lane episode, I don’t know which is better! 10/10 amazing!

[@mogottem8660]

10 seconds in I’m thinking about the weed vs alcohol episode. Look how excited joe is to drink lol total liquor stoner……or alcoholic lmao

[@shookzl1]

Love the longer pods man! 2 hours is king!

[@jaxryanmusicc5309]

Sals reaction to the slap in .25x speed is 👌🏼

[@zhara9741]

Pro tip right here!! Worth it! Joe sounds even drinker on that speed too!

[@freekyzeeky5493]

sal saying "what do you want a cookie" to joe taking the slap was such a great chris rock call back

[@sdemon5567]

Funniest ever🔥Only thing missing is Pimp's laugh, that would have been great!

[@chandlerpearson9853]

You broke Bert 😂😂 “I’m so sorry I’m so sorry I’m so sorry”

[@f0x845]

Sal betrayed BOTH of his tattoos by going against the Smith family.

[@beccapineda3765]

The whole episode was amazing but the last few minutes of this was TOP FUCKING TIER PODCAST. I was dyingggg with Bert saying “I’m so sorry” with Sal having the time of his life 😂💀

[@WormMaybe]

I love DeRosa but how dare you Osmosis Jones is a classic

[@xavier6457]

Bert looks like a mall santa on lunchbreak.

[@reynam2576]

He does!🤣🤣🤣

[@StadiumHandz]

team chris rock > will smith is a broken shell of a man. jada's ruined his soul

[@BatmanSmokesLoud]

i play that slap over and over in slow mo🤣🤣🤣

[@jizzledoops6789]

I never tasted either so I'm not sure