Ep. 140 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer

[@whothatguy3358]

I think most of this fanbase is already a fan of Sal. So yea, seeing him as a guest bear I think most of us go “Ohh shit, it’s Sal. Awesome!” Sal, we love ya babe! & for anyone who doesn’t like Sal-TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE

[@lukehunsley7239]

I fuckin love you lol

[@okokokokokokyeahyeah]

TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE!!!

[@joshm.5340]

Shoutout to Tom Brady and Pat Mahomes

[@yeaokaysure]

@@joshm.5340 I’d be remiss if I didn’t…

[@kristiparker1068]

TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE!

[@mcr5645]

Bert: "Your Grandpa was in the Army? Mine was too! I wonder if he knew your Grandpa 🤯?" Sal:"Well the Army's pretty big..."

[@DrDime_]

Shows his intelligence level. It amazes me every day how someone of his IQ made it to where he is. Especially when his biggest bit is obviously a lie. What's even more amazing is none of his peers have the balls to call his story a lie when it's so blatantly obvious. Because they want to suck the teet of his lie and make something for themselves

[@PropaneTheDon]

@@DrDime_ most stories in comedy are hyperbolic thats the point of comedy

[@TorontoFighter]

@@DrDime_ Bet you’re a real fun hang!

[@tmillz120]

Really ?

[@SSGBWolverine]

@@DrDime_ yes Bert exaggerates his stories but the machine story has been verified by his classmates that he went with.

[@JDSharar13]

Sal has become one of the best content creators in the comedy pod family

[@tym5483]

@Dan Coffman 🤔

[@JDSharar13]

@@tym5483 lil fluffy deleted it, tragic

[@tym5483]

@@JDSharar13 Scared Dan

[@caiocapasso]

Bert not realizing HE's the Chris Farley of the relationship is fucking hilarious.

[@davidmend3z]

He needs to do a "fat guy in a little coat" rendition 😂

[@paulmacrath8985]

That is an insult to Chris Farley.

[@zachhall624]

It's truly mind blowing

[@steverito]

Delete this

[@shundiin8]

He was like two neurons firing away from making that connection himself 😅 amazing to witness

[@jeff9661]

Bert: “We should wrap it up” **continues for another 35 minutes**

[@sativarosegold3604]

He meant someone should wrap him up a burrito

[@liquid619]

All about shitting his pants...

[@ryanbrooke9270]

Ever notice these episodes when bert is with someone else they are longer lol Tom’s always like alright let’s wrap this up🤣.

[@lylechipperson3407]

Tom is smart and knows how much Bert people can take. If I'm forced to watch a whole episode of this pod, the episodes with tom are the only ones that i'm not annoyed with bert by the end of.

[@LegionOfShrooms]

It’s so much better when it’s just Bert

[@imnotsmartbutimdumb]

He does several podcasts a week, they can’t all be 17 hours long, tommy would die

[@chemipanda]

I was about to say the same thing till I seen this 🤣

[@steamedyam]

I want longer episodes:(

[@christinabutrim2408]

Bert grabbing his feet is low key hilarious because if we know Sal, he is dying inside right now 😂🤣😂

[@Jeter23]

When bert says he spits on public toilets then wipes it off with his hand to clean it was probably the most disturbing thing sal (and therefore any of us) have ever heard

[@dayleweeks6339]

Bart: "I've never seen Tom shout" Us: "BIKES"

[@LimorG]

Also "Patreon, PUT THAT SHIT DOWN!"

[@chaserz4201]

"SUP KANE?!"

[@Thahorr]

“AYYOO”

[@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping]

Just in time for the tour de France

[@waynecullen3402]

Ayyyye mann!! ( toms black man voice)

[@bustedbankrolls2746]

Sal, your over thinking it bro. I’m here just to see 2 greats chat about whatever comes to mind. It’s refreshing to see this side of people you look up too. Awesome episode

[@sierramalpass9876]

When sal said his grandparents were his literal best friends I felt that! My grandma was my best friend too.. would call me everyday to tell me she loved me and to check on me if I didn't come to her house right after work (I bought the house right beside her so I could look after her).. I loved her of course but I didn't realize that she was my absolute best friend until she died last year.. after a month without hearing from her it really hit me how lucky I was to have a 93 year old best friend. ❤️😭😇

[@kathrinepadilla5152]

this makes me happy to read

[@YerZippersDown]

Sorry you lost your best friend. Sounds like she had a long life full of love though

[@GKTorn.]

Nothing but love to you both

[@sierramalpass9876]

I really appreciate all of your kind words! It's been hard on me losing my grandma.. I guess in some ways I thought she would always be around.. it's very weird going into her house and knowing she isn't going to holler to me from the kitchen or her chair in the living room.. no encouraging words on my hard days, no old folk tales, no one to remind me of the old silly rhymes that made us laugh.. I just have to hope that she told me everything she wanted to before she passed. She did have a long full life, surrounded by family, and honestly she was ready to go long before her time came. She would tell me "I've got my bags packed, I'm just waiting for my ride" and I would tell her to stop talking like that, I needed her around longer.. but it's actually sort of beautiful, that she felt like she had done and said everything she wanted to and had made peace with death. I can only hope to be half as sweet, and kind, and compassionate, as she was. ❤️

[@joeboykitz6985]

I love Sal. This was a real treat. Ant4Life

[@zachhall624]

He's a beaut

[@RowenJ420]

4CD 4LIFE

[@friedpsyche9168]

Remember aidsquito?

[@BrittneyWanders]

13%4Life

[@curtisnucmed]

I gotta say, Tom’s book was a freaking joy to listen to in audio. Any YMH fan needs to get the audio book. Hearing Tom tell the stories really takes you there and I will be re-listening to it very soon. Love that it’s essays so you can just pick a chapter and drive or run or whatever. #ymh for life.

[@sweetbabyrick5382]

Well said. I listened to it last week and was picking through chapters again today. It's great hearing him talk uninterrupted.

[@Lima.22]

What's it called?

[@Z-pizzle23]

Just curious what is the book? Collection of stories from his life or an autobiography type?

[@curtisnucmed]

@@Lima.22 “I’d like to play alone, please”.

[@curtisnucmed]

@@Z-pizzle23 it’s a collection of essays about topics. Like starting about his dad. Then he goes back to when he was young. It’s autobiographical, but essays on chronological order about how the different stages of his life taught him different lessons.

[@bobbyknuckles6380]

Bert is Farley, Tom is Spade. There is no world where Bert is Spade 😂😂

[@digitalsalsas]

Fartley and Brent are funnier than Tim and Spank

[@zellis1294]

I love how this episode got so much better after Bert says “We should wrap.”

[@tobij.9667]

“It’s so weird to not know you, but know what you did in that stall” -Salvatore Vulcano Thanks for summing it up perfectly

[@18Callahan]

Sal Vulcano’s LIVE comedy show is hilarious. Big fan.

[@WickedSpade]

Yes! I saw him at The Wiltern in LA. Super funny! I was impressed.

[@jamisonrenner7140]

Tom should buy Kreischer mansion as Brett's next Bday present

[@brettpenning]

I say withing a couple years, that is totally possible at this point 🤣

[@elijahgonzales2754]

Who is brett?

[@joshparris9675]

​@@elijahgonzales2754 don't touch my camera through the fence.

[@arielanonymous7270]

I know it will never happen but a ww2 buddy comedy where bert plays his grandpa would just be great

[@J.D.Hardesty]

This has been one of the best episodes this year, it's great to see Sal making the rounds right now, his spot on Are You Garbage was great as well. I think it's important to mention he hasn't aged a day in ten years, glad he's taking care of himself.

[@nachomansandyravage2346]

Wow Sal with Blart Chrysler, this will be legendary. It'll be nice to hear the 27 words Sal will get in between Burnts ramblings

[@ThomasTk30]

Ok , is he blart or burnt ? 🤷

[@jalenmoudy5347]

@@ThomasTk30 are you talking about Brent Krishner?

[@sativarosegold3604]

@@ThomasTk30 Barf

[@AtomsLab]

@@ThomasTk30 It's Blarf Chisler

[@cpiece2450]

Original comment! 50 upvotes from the brainless. We get it he talks a lot. You have the decision not to watch it. Meanwhile I’m going to enjoy. About a quarter of the way in during my workout and it’s great so far!

[@lukewojdylo9241]

I love that Sally babe's polite laugh sounds exactly like Chrissy babe's nervous laugh.

[@kenwilliams4213]

Love this ep, sal is a sweetheart. Hey babe and tastebuds are not enough of sal. We need more of him gahagha

[@ish474]

I know this sounds impossible but I've never seen Impractical jokers. But, I gotta say I have gotten to know Sal on podcasts this past year and man I'm all in such an awesome dude.

[@markjohnson-rz2sc]

Impractical jokers is a good show, but sal’s podcasts are so much better. Not just his 2 shows but sal on everyone’s podcasts is such a good representation of him. His recent ymh where they think he is one of the cool guy portraits is fucking awesome.

[@Hawkeye0414]

Jokers is such a funny show, you’ll love it man

[@GK-qc5ry]

It's a great show, very funny. You'll love it.

[@GK-qc5ry]

@@markjohnson-rz2sc I always wondered why Sal was one of the portraits.

[@Here2Watch.]

Someone make sure Sal always has a pillow when he does other podcasts. He keeps tugging at his shirt. You’re beautiful, Sal!

[@Josh-ks4lx]

As a fellow man boob having chunky guy I too noticed this because I always do it myself.

[@Konfide4043]

And we'll proportioned. He should own himself with full confidence. He's Sal from Impractical Jokers damnit!

[@Logalactic]

Why a pillow?

[@Konfide4043]

@@Logalactic so it's blocking his ability to tug his shirt perhaps

[@Here2Watch.]

@@Logalactic On his other podcasts, he always has a pillow on his lap. It’s like his security blanket.

[@RobertReigns22]

Fun to see episodes that were recorded a month ago now, to cover when they're out and can't do them recent. Love Sal! And of course Bert's the best!

[@mattlandry]

I love how bert thinks he's the one trying to keep Tom alive 😂

[@tomkern6982]

Less than 2 minutes in and Bert is showing his toes. It’s casual in the cave

[@dntgvafuk89]

Sal, we love when there are different guests on this show!

[@killacam12012]

Sal: here's a video of a guy that can't get away from someone telling them how they shit their pants. Bert ironically proceeds to trap Sal with stories of how he shits his pants for 30 minutes after he tells him let's get you out of here. 🤣🤣

[@katabeats]

Sal has been on his podcast grind he's everywhere

[@holdenhewes5976]

Sal is quickly becoming my favorite person on this planet

[@calebclark9804]

Ya'll might not see this but my great grandfather was in the Battle of the Bulge as a tank infintry man. He is currently 103 years old still able to walk around but sadly he has gone blind and is now almost completely deaf, but he was a true hero and still is in my book. Love the podcast and just sharing some history. Have a good one.

[@jesseharradine9861]

There's nothing more poetic than bart talking about his grandfather unknowingly getting dropped at omaha beach right into him reading an advertisement for online therapy with no shirt on. This is what they fought for .... hahahaha

[@cowsdotricks]

Love seeing Sal so much lately.

[@WinkyNichols]

Bert is right, listening to this podcast is just like hanging out with some friends.

[@nacurity]

glad to see bernt survived his open-heart surgery

[@joshmontgomery5603]

I mean they do always pre-record episodes….

[@blainesalyer]

Uh, hundred percent

[@larmoran4885]

I heard there was risk of a staff infection because of dog poop in his pee pee hole

[@mikehoncho5488]

Bart has heart surgery?

[@nacurity]

@@mikehoncho5488 yeah its horrible 💔

[@DGLake1]

Really love seeing a banked Bertcast as my 2 bears episode…..

[@neuvisean1739]

This made me sadlaugh

[@Cyxz666]

uuuuuhhhhh hundred percent accurate

[@benische]

he mentions that it's a 2 Bears episode though.....

[@nellaluap8758]

Dude don't be bummed out... this is just evidence of the magic that is Tom Segura.... Most people with Bert = Bertcast... You only get 2 bears Bert with someone like Tommy Buns or Steve-O

[@johnv3788]

Bert is the MVP of Podcasts, Tom is the the MVP of standup.

[@GoochWeeble]

Was pumped when I saw Sal was a guest, instantly bummed when I saw it was with Bert.

[@Mo2bikes]

Agreed

[@PodcastBaseCamp]

Why the fuck do you watch this podcast then. Pick another. You’re not welcome here.

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

Yup

[@digitalsalsas]

I would the opposite of watch your podcast Jeremy. Stop being jealous of grown men , I know there’s a tampon shortage but still you seem really lame. Take a midol

[@ryancarter23]

You gotta love how Bert lives his life of fun, just having a good time and partying.

[@kdoeone]

He really did set it up great. For him. It would kill me. I would be back in the hospital with kidney stones or no kidney at all

[@chrisconroy3430]

No

[@audrello]

The two patron saints of my ADHD in one cave ✨❤️

[@mimigiggles4199]

We need sal on Finding Your Roots because tears will be shed.

[@mrbrett19]

It was such a genuine moment seeing Sal talk about Ari making mistakes was so sweet.

[@_m_m4]

Lmao quote of the episode: “oooh god, you’re misinformed…” 😂🤣

[@GOTHhamlet]

I can’t with both of them laughing at the same time it’s like instant cry laughing for me

[@skyluke9476]

Bert: I don't drink before I go on stage. Bert: Remember that time I was black out drunk on stage

[@garrettwootton8215]

He’s such a liar. Will literally watch him chugging beers before he goes on.

[@landenfinke1079]

Someone who can gracefully not allow Bert to talk over them… what a great conversation. Both of you are iconic I love ya’s immensely

[@WickedSpade]

I saw Sals hour live in May. Super funny! I was skeptical what his comedy was like solo and not affiliated with Jokers. He killed it. True comedian. (Woah this episode is old! The Wiltern was the show I went to. Back in May)

[@Z-pizzle23]

Make you see how far backlogged they got their episodes, everythin we see is from a few months back usually lol

[@gregorybarnard5593]

I came up in may

[@adrianescalante1901]

F

[@daniiii0825]

Love Sal and Bert. Really awesome conversation between 2 humble men. Appreciate you guys so much. Thank you for making the day a bit better ❤️

[@inperceivable]

“I need to control things otherwise I feel like everything is out of control” -wise words from sal

[@beingofstrange]

aka.. controlling lol

[@nothingbutintroverted4372]

@@beingofstrange that’s not actually what it means lol it’s literally an anxiety thing

[@dorianmckay9744]

The pure joy I get seeing the people from my two favorite podcasts together is like the old Disney crossover movies

[@dakotadad8835]

It’s hilarious how self aware Bert is of himself and the way he is perceived on his own podcast, great stuff

[@TheTxPilot]

/s

[@caarrll7117]

I used to watch impractical jokers and Sal was second but now he’s #1 after watching all his podcasts

[@youngrumandcoke]

“Lets wrap it up here” continues for another 37 minutes. Not complaining

[@VideoNozoki]

The last 30 minutes were the best part of the show (The first 90 were pretty boring though). George Brett & Bert's shit stories making SAL cringe harder than watching Tim's horrible/hilarious videos was a nice surprise!!!

[@Uhhlaneuh]

Love how down to earth Bert is and helps everyone else. I’d love to be on his team, it seems like a blast!

[@whitleyhood6241]

The hardest I've ever fucking laughed!!! That last bit with George Brett. Epic!!! Thank you Sal.

[@KyleLopesonlyjuan]

The end of this episode is absolute gold. I'm crying laughing at work right now

[@ericagonzalezmorfin]

I'm with Sal on public restrooms. I enjoyed watching Sal and Bert so much, I didn't even know about this podcast.

[@micahv4280]

Sal describing 10-12 benadryl cool guy had me cryin🤣🤣😂😂

[@kurtismoore4319]

Bert should get a camera man on his tour bus recording all the shinanigans and things he does with his crew! Id watch it. I bet it'd be hilarious and they do a bunch of wild shit!

[@SadeCardozaa]

But then he couldn’t cheat on Leanne

[@gabrielcarpenter6770]

Ooo my goodness I haven't laughed that hard in while ... George Brett video had me in tears.... And then Bert just went off... Love you Sal!!!!

[@ToLateToTrifecta]

Sal doing poddy's works his naturally funny cant wait till he drops a special

[@ADrothevila]

I enjoyed seeing how similar Sal was on here to Impractical Jokers, he’s consistent and a all around cool dude!

[@Jumpman5haro]

Man this was a hilarious episode. Make sure you stay for the end 😂

[@93BleedBlue]

In the middle of the episode. I like a podcast when people I'm fans of are just themselves. I think it helps us realize that you all are just people too and helps the audience connect.

[@mangopearlz8923]

Loved seeing Sal on the Honeydew and I love him on this as well.

[@jamesmoreland3944]

Bert I dont know what you are doing but keep doing it. This is one of the best 2 way conversations youve had. Literally interrupting my only turn off about you unless its Tom then is hilarious.

[@fourplayee]

I love Sal. And Q, Murr and of course, Joe yelling “LARRY!!”

[@nikijpeg]

I love these guys so much. Just went to see Sal live with my dad the day before Fathers Day- it was both of our first times at a standup show and it could not have been a better experience

[@MillzMober]

Let’s see who Blart throws under the bus today!

[@l3joint]

This is the trinity we needed

[@emgee9308]

Got one podcast from Brent having an actual 2 way convo - with Jellyroll. Now back to the monologue/therapy session. Poor Sal. Love you both.

[@LocChicago5]

Jelly roll dreams of being bert...... bert dreams about being jelly roll..... they where both like 😱 your like me this is exactly what I see in my dreams ! LoL 😆 🤣 😂

[@lordfordification]

I'll come back when you watch the episode.

[@matisa6556]

Anyone else skips Bert episodes ? I used to like 2 bears 1 cave more that YMH but that was when Tom could talk during podcast. Can't wait to watch Barf talking over Sal for 2 hours.

[@mimigiggles4199]

Raw dogging on a public toilet is Sally's nightmere.. God bless

[@MrTheSmurf]

The ying and Yang of Bert being a savage and sal being ocd germaphobe is so funny

[@c.c.2763]

Great episode, absolutely love Sal.

[@newchapterart8929]

I think Bert summons seagulls with every laugh.

[@bradchaney3641]

Thanks for the longer episode, wish you could get Tom to do more than an hour lol.

[@malicioustactics6846]

WE LOVE YOU MARC REBILLET 💜

[@terriblepaulsey4904]

I'll never forget the time I got 10 or 25,000 dollars for doing a gig and buying my best friend a race car for his birthday! I think we can ALL relate.

[@josef2012]

They really ARE just like us!

[@3skin556]

And he wants a go fund me to buy 7.4 mil house haha

[@pistolpete2803]

Bert, the opening joke is hilarious!!!😁

[@gangusthemighty4180]

Nothing fills me with joy like barts seagull laugh

[@springcougar1]

This was a great podcast. Sal has nothing to worry about. Definitely get him back for a future ep.

[@saraxford]

Sal is the person I tell myself doesn’t exist when I have to poop in a public bathroom. “It’s fine. Just poop. Everyone does. Nobody is looking at my shoes to later judge me when I come out to wash my hands. Nobody does that, it’s fine”

[@SearchingForPurpose]

I just noticed this when Bert smiled, he would make a good grinch

[@GodessOfGeass2]

I loved the drive in show. I went to the one in Indy. Bert was hilarious... and I was able to sneak in alchol.

[@kdub9787]

Drinking and driving takes life's

[@GodessOfGeass2]

@@kdub9787 I wasn't driving?

[@kdub9787]

@@GodessOfGeass2 but was the driver ? I'm not assuming it was simply a statement but good on you sir glad u enjoyed the show. Hope I can see bert one day he's hilarious

[@llavadour]

I love Sal! He’s one of my favorite ever podcast guests. I don’t need him to be funny. I appreciate his honesty and how he discusses his struggles with ocd. I’m sure everyone would agree that him just being him is enough for most fans! Love you Sal. And love you Bert. ❤️

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

Babe and Burp, a good combo 🤝

[@michelefizer2774]

Yes!

[@Michael-jr5ie]

God bless

[@deemedmfg]

Felipe Esparza was the best guest bear, but I would like to add that not only was his attendance funny af, but had a serious note in there too. So yes, Sal, the people wanna laugh but also just see where the vibe/convo goes and that’s what makes this show so great/organic.

[@RandyWatson80]

Barth and Whitney would be an epic battle for the opportunity to get a word in

[@chaseelmore3340]

Loving the YMH crew an Impractical jokers team up. Good things. Do the mushrooms before the concert Bert, two great things can't be bad.🤘

[@Radical1777]

This was a weird podcast, there was like a back-and-forth between bret and sal It should just be brent constantly talking and sal just nodding his head and say yup every now and then

[@mattmatt222333]

Sal is THEE most likeable person on the planet

[@somekindofbrady]

Burnt can't be oblivious to them going to end on a hilarious video of a guy trying to get away from someone telling stories about him shitting himself, to only continue for another 20 minutes of Bruce telling stories about shitting himself, with Sal waiting to leave.

[@WKSABINE]

That steely dan show at hollywood bowl was sooo good.

[@malicioustactics6846]

First of all Brent, you were red cause you drank half a bottle of Whiskey with Derosa 😂 you two need an alcoholic podcast, instead of We might Be Drunk with Normand and Morrill, it'd be called WE ARE DRUNK 🤣🤣🤣

[@lawrencejohnson3428]

Bert Kreischer speaks so inclusive even tho Sal probably knows most of the story he tells it in a way that makes you feel so involved. Seems like a really kind and genuine guy.

[@royvaldez1594]

I wonder how grossed out Sal was while Bert was grabbing at his bare foot lol

[@richardschaefer3889]

Thanks for coming on, Sal. Great shit.

[@luciisaura]

Sal I’ve never heard anyone say they don’t like you as a guest you come off as such a cool person

[@gxp5.3]

THAT was one of the best most HILARIOUS story EVER!!! 😂 🤣😂🤣 BOTH 😂