Taylor Swift JUMPED by Chris Brown?! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 130

THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES!!! This week the babes are in a HEY BABE WORLD! WTF is WB Mason?! Chrissy CHAOS talks Seneca's philosophy on the world. IF NOT NOW THEN WHEN? Sal is amazing at haircuts. Eyebrow threading is INSANE. Countries with the weirdest names. You are either a super model or UGLY AS F these days. Is correcting someone using a word wrong.....wrong? Taylor Swift KNOWS all the answers of this universe. Chris throws a birthday party for his daughter. Chris bleeds Staten Island. Chris plugs some amazing small business'. Try 1 new thing everyday y'all! Diet & cholesterol is confusing. Chris goes back to visit his old apartment. Accept all life changes even good ones. How many people die and are born a day? Gilbert is an AWFUL name. Sal talks about being shot at in Texas!
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[@perryshaw944]

Anyone else get levels of excitement when Derosa entered shouting at Chris

[@lomuus]

He literally entered like Kramer

[@benjamin-papa]

Chris was like a little kid being told off by an adult lol

[@GKTorn.]

Only reason I'm watching

[@jackburke9364]

@@GKTorn. same it was great to see Sal like get stitches from that haha

[@ashhole9685]

Taste Buds ep 38 - 8:20

[@ppjones96]

Joe's interruption was so perfect. You guys are becoming a sitcom.

[@CardiffMark]

DeRosa bursting into the room out of nowhere like Kramer, to call Chrissy out on his nonsense.. was an ALL TIME No Presh moment! HALL OF FAMER! I literally almost choked laughing.

[@twosret2210]

😂😂😂 was amazing would love to see joe burst in more often

[@karolgard0730]

Literally laughing so hard at him calling chris A PIG

[@jackburke9364]

Totally agree

[@mwara2444]

​@@twosret2210especially like calling out Chris on his B S

[@vwa3guy]

maybe next time you will....... never give up on your dreams bro

[@SonderBeats]

I love Joe Derosa so much. He busted in the room and said EXACTLY what I was thinking lmao.

[@CJJC42]

Derosa would be a great jimminey cricket

[@SonderBeats]

@@CJJC42 Sal is Gipetto and Chris is Pinocchio. I would watch that movie lol.

[@nickg1743]

@@CJJC42 *Jiminy lol

[@CJJC42]

@@nickg1743 My bad!

[@crystelle6287]

Literally what everyone was thinking

[@enrig94]

Chrissy and Sal are slowly becoming an unattainable standard of beauty

[@bigcitybumpus508]

I blame the glasses

[@lolalol-tc6iw]

i feel they are becoming unattainably obnoxious.

[@lazylion420]

you spelled obtainable wrong

[@enrig94]

@@lazylion420 A quick dictionary check can cure your ignorance

[@pauli7457]

When you lose weight your cholesterol will temporarily increase, but it's not a problem. Having low cholesterol is much more dangerous than high cholesterol.

[@h.e.pennypacker4728]

I don't think I can unsee Chris as a gender fluid peanut M&M.

[@savedmp3]

Thats what he is

[@richardandrade9418]

I don't think I want to... that babe was hot

[@H3H3HEE]

His true form really

[@TheMandyM]

Same babe! 😂 his legs were something I am genuinely jealous of haha. Best night ever!

[@wileywiley4590]

Why would you want to unsee that??

[@BPH55]

Joey coming in was epic. “You pig! You just described my regular life!!!!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@irinagal6789]

I cracked up so hard , died and came back to life after Derossa came in -like Kramer admitting to poverty status a la Chrissy’s definish of poverty 🤣🤣☠️😂

[@Jextraterrestrial_Strange]

Joe coming out of nowhere with a shirt saying “SURPRISE” is ironic and hilarious.

[@kerosel]

The sign board slowly moving forward as Joe busted through the door will crack me up for weeks

[@Jzzmus]

Joe walking in and schooling Chris while he spouts THE MOST INANE BULLSHIT IS AN ALL-TIMER!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW!!! 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@widespreadGoose]

Derosa popping in to roast Chrissy 😂 36:34

[@chazsneigan1802]

I love how Joe called out Chris for living in “poverty” for a day. He will never know what poverty is

[@dawnXXIV]

Funniest part! But also happy someone called him out on it 😂

[@MyStupidYoutubeHandle]

Lol don’t take stuff so serious

[@nashiiiboi]

Lololol boohoo

[@chazsneigan1802]

@@MyStupidKZbinHandle nobody is buddy, we are watching a comedian make an ass of himself and immediately get called out on it; it’s hilarious

[@TheGoodContent37]

OMG Joe's appearance was THE BEST genuine comedy interaction I've seen in a long time xD

[@twosret2210]

💯😂😂

[@judypipher6704]

The surprise guest appearance from Joe DeRosa made the whole damn podcast 😂😂😂😂❤❤

[@twosret2210]

YESSS 😂😂

[@Lift805]

Lol Joe has to appear like that more often 😂

[@nicholasfonseca8759]

Yo that might be my #1 moment across all no presh perhaps all podcasts

[@JaydonTanner]

My girlfriend got her comment read last night and it was the coolest moment to us. She’s the one that said “I’m glad those children sacrificed their time so I can feel sexy after eating chocolate”

[@TenDoses89]

Thank god for Joe Derosa. I was about to flip a table listening to chris describe what poverty is.

[@daviddjportugal]

Joe walking in like Kramer, and his commentary… podcast highlight history 😂👏🏽🔥

[@vldmaiden]

special appearance entrance of Derosa is one of Hey Babes best of moments of 2023

[@LuizHenriquePinho87]

It is true

[@Bmurr97]

The cameo from Derosa was absolute gold; this is how he needs to be in every podcast

[@cesarsalvati965]

We need those "Practice Poverty, Fly Coach" tshirts now babes 😂

[@timmyshits]

I think it's time to upgrade your guys's microphones

[@clint4life64]

Being a Guyanese living in Brooklyn hearing Chrissy talk about little Guyana warms my heart. Stay cultured Chrissy!!

[@autumnraposa3888]

I love how Chrissy just shrugs while Joe goes off😂

[@RCD19983]

I literally couldn’t stop laughing when Joe came in 🤣🤣🤣 Chris you little diva

[@hypnosis4207]

Can we please get sal and Chris and Joe some anchored mics

[@skitt09]

Listening on Spotify and had to come here to see what was going on. Glad I wasn’t going crazy…

[@indigo7]

I've heard a lot of comedians say holding a mic is a comfort thing and helps them not to worry about what to do with their hands

[@damianrodarte7727]

Best drop-in in all of podcast history 🤣

[@geenaschmidt]

This after tastebuds live? We really are blessed

[@geenaschmidt]

Chris looked so good last night like he’s the new beauty standard

[@kaithoudek8410]

DeRosa popping in wearing a shirt that says surprise 😂

[@joeyvesh13]

Hands down Joe's best moment. So glad he called out Chrissy's BS. I love you Chris but that was an eyeroller.

[@ashleycesarSalad]

Just had a baby. This podcast is bringing light to my nocturnal life rn.

[@Drainitallday]

I’ve been missin Pimpys laugh, made me smile

[@Awwwsnapshazzam]

Sal “ I don’t want to be in a situation where I would make someone feel silly” Also Sal: Been on impractical jokers for like 15 years

[@LizzRit]

Joe with the Kramer entrance 😂😂😂 unreal

[@Aiur]

Been waiting all week for Christy's take on the Matty situation

[@busstopbench]

Joe busted in like the fucking kool-aid man 😂😂😂

[@tylerbrittan593]

Just came from the new Rick Glassman episode with Sal. Loving the double dose of Sal today. 😎

[@jenaeestelle3032]

National Sal Day 6/1

[@tylerbrittan593]

@@jenaeestelle3032 Sal is our little June bug. Lol.

[@DeeDee-wb6zy]

Sal: “He looks like he would bare knuckle fight you…in a barn. He looks like my uncle who was touchy at one point” 😂😂😂

[@lynno1974]

Does anyone have a better gut laugh than Sal? I think not. I need to be in a room making him laugh like that!

[@taylordial9107]

I know they don’t do it with malicious intent, and the same thing would probably happen to me, but sometimes it’s kinda crazy hearing how out-of-touch people get when they come across money. I make $40k/year… forget about 1st class airfare, buying a plane ticket is a big ordeal even if I fly Spirit 😂

[@tanklin4015]

W.B. Mason is a classic over here 😂😂😂 I always thought it was a paper company 😅

[@zackerick4753]

joe bursting into the room to give chris shit also wearing a shirt that says "surprise" was the highlight. glad the painting didnt get wrecked.

[@collectingwithconnor5931]

Third merch slot should be “if you’re watching and we know that you are”!

[@John-tv6ii]

When Joe comes in from behind the wall and yells at Chris for talking about living "impoverished" for one day. That shit was legendary. He was 100% right too. Rich ass distefano wouldn't know poverty if it bit him in the ass anymore. He did an ad on a 8 minute episode of christories, and cancels live shows. Just a true blue gay enjoying being wealthy.

[@LoloFbabyy]

😂😂😂😂

[@MERKINMERICAN]

Joe walking in to call out Chris had me crying 😂

[@HighFeeline]

I thought Chrissy was gonna call himself a piece of shit(unnecessarily) for describing Derosa’s life😹. But he went on to say, “…what a piece of shit Derosa’s life is…” that gave me life🤣.

[@MathewMacielMusic]

"He looks like my uncle who was touchy at one point" LOLOLOLOLOL

[@madpears573]

ugh i love you joe!!!! i’m so glad someone called chris out on that line 🤣

[@andrestein6022]

Chris's rich ass: I'm gonna cosplay being poor Joe: don't appropriate my culture!!

[@jimmy_mcneilus]

Oh the irony of Sal talking about people using words and phrases incorrectly AND saying, "I could care less"

[@innervisions92]

Has it ever been explained why Murr never seems to be on a podcast with Sal or the other two?

[@mir.ba.]

Never thought about it, until now 🤯

[@Nooiishssndbbdkd]

He died

[@mimigiggles4199]

Cell doesn't want to lose another pair of his sneakers.

[@margwhalburger]

Murr is the richest joker and they can't afford him.

[@innervisions92]

@@margwhalburger That's probably the correct answer 🤣

[@Zackaria_sMax]

Joe said "Faturated Sat" last episode, and nobody blinked an eye... lol

[@Zackaria_sMax]

In 1st grade I saw Niger on a globe and began to ask my teacher "Is that why they're called..." she saw where I was looking and yelled "It's Niger" while smacking the globe further than an Olympian could shot put it... 😅

[@nado121]

Chrissy clearly forgot about pandemic Sal! That hair was insane!

[@Jessfiester]

Chris was actually thinking of Bosnia and Herzegovina which is 1 country but Serbia and Montenegro are separate countries 😂

[@thuglyfefalyfe]

Voting for you guys to wear clip-on mics

[@nickg1743]

Yeah you would think Chris would know how to hold a friggin mic by now, I've been writing to Bloom Café for weeks!!

[@twosret2210]

Need more times Joe just burst in 😂😂😂

[@Teeman92]

The bad health advice is killing me 😂

[@robiapicca5967]

Sal's face when Joe stormed in... it was like he had just seen the Kool Aid man

[@mc.tendie2018]

sals legs look like he stole them! im always so surprised on how hairless they are!

[@mkglovesgg]

Chris’s jacket in this reminds me of Amazon delivery

[@cotymendenhall2114]

Merch idea- shirt that says "It's what it is babes" I'd rock that all day!

[@FloresG40]

Chrissy: I’m going to practice poverty once a month Me: using liquid hand soap to wash my balls “aw 😊 good for you”

[@bender8784]

Starting at small forward, from the University of Michigan, number 28, Maaaaaaarcus Aureeeeeliuuuuuus!

[@Leslie-wb8cb]

I was literally thinking this morning, "I haven't seen a Hey Babe lately..."

[@amandalee3517]

I SWEAR TO GOD a WBMASON truck just pulled up to my left as I’m listening to this🤣🤣

[@kanifalam7835]

Chrissy cholesterols still feeling the 35k calorie binge

[@jkbGood92]

That special cameo appearance was pure delight

[@mattrichmond9264]

I’m in the MIST of all this smoke from the Canadian wildfires! Thank you, thank you.

[@stormbreak13]

God Chris really has lost touch in so many ways- the 'practice poverty' bit was not only cringe, but he genuinely believes he was being profound- glad Joe came in and shut him down

[@kendallleingang]

Oh shut up.

[@lolalol-tc6iw]

thank you. finally someone said it

[@psychicpants8856]

Sounds like someone is practicing poverty a little too hard😂 get over it some people have more than u lol

[@SandpaperTTV]

16:00 that’s my mantra I say to myself when I start catching myself in thought loops that only spiral and lead one direction. “I am what I am.” It’s a call back to the past doesn’t matter, the future doesn’t matter, you’re here, now. You can change the past, you can’t outrun the future, be present with the now. Just be.

[@gregdavory]

Joe Derosa is a gem of a human

[@michaeldagle4968]

Happy Thursday, Babes!

[@jaycarn9435]

Talk about NOT using the wrong word at the wrong time, Chrissy nails the perfect use of pedantic 👏

[@anavaldez7330]

There needs to be another podcast with chris and joe 😂😂

[@PhotosByAO]

MERCH SHIRT IDEA: Front of shirt says: If you’re listening… Back of shirts says: And we know that you are

[@drgonzo1971]

Serbia got cut off from the sea when Montenegro became independent in 2006, years after Yugoslavia broke up initially

[@AloisWeimar]

36:35 When Joe pops in to give Chrissy a piece of his mind

[@swayarrow]

I had to come back and watch I'm crying

[@Ankaration]

The moment I heard Joe take the mic my immediate thought was him saying "you piece of shit, that's my day to day" 😂

[@blobbylee9430]

I never got into impractical jokers. I always thought those guys weren't funny. Turns out it was the network. What an absolute mensch Sal actually was the entire time. Legend.

[@thomasschweda5104]

I am alarmed that Chris and Yannis have not appeared in a poddy woddy together after the *break."

[@michaelmendes6392]

Chrissy turns red when Joe comes in look at sal then Chrissy that was hilarious 😂

[@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD]

Tapping out as soon as either one starts talking about wealth

[@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD]

Holy fxck bless Derosa for coming in right as I was gonna bail

[@lolalol-tc6iw]

thanks man. it was the worst. derosa atleast gave it some life.

[@briannagomez6034]

My husbands father, born in 71, is named Gilbert, when he had kids he wanted to pass the name on but his wife wouldn’t let him. Instead he made it the middle name for all his sons. 3 sons, 1 middle name 😂 and the 2 girls got Giselle cause he said the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen had that name (spoiler alert- not my husbands mothers name 😂😂😂)

[@Sunburst_000]

Hey Babes!! You guys were amazing last night!!🎉 Shout out Chrissy hotttt legs, Slimmin down Sal & Donald RicMonald!!! DeRosa looked like a pig and was totally checking out that yellow m&m 😅 Need a live Hey Babe and autographed merch ❤

[@JaiPritchett]

5 mins in and the babies are on fire!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!! Make me happy again after the Celtics loss :(

[@candacek2161]

Joe coming in was awesome 🤣

[@hollymartin4717]

Loving the new intro babes!😘

[@ivanavargas12]

36:33 i love the joe cameo 😂

[@boscorelli23]

COME ON PIMPY LETS GO PARTY

[@erikapistacchio8375]

He goes i swear i was leaving i was walking out the door 😂

[@diannawilliams6923]

Joe’s entrance was too good!!!

[@parkees]

You just described my regular life 😂😂😂 one level above homelessness 😂😂😂

[@lisapetot7699]

We need a shirt that says, “… if you’re listening, and we know that you are.”

[@fndmntl5341]

12:30 absolutely correct people... If they get caught up in feelings that weren't your intention, that's on them

[@KelTheGroovyHuman]

Chris said "faturated sats" last episode earnestly and no one mentioned it at all

[@KevinC1990]

Best intro yet 😆

[@foxv3511]

Could u get mic stands? I keep thinkn my earbuds are broken but its u guys pulling the mic away over n over 😂😂😂😂