Pandy Dandy Dudes | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 23

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
This episode starts off with Chris hitting Sal with a dude and not a babe.....what's the history of the word dude? WHAT UP SON! Dandy meant extremely well dressed man back in the day. We are the athleisure dudes. Shout out Tom Brady! The pandy of 2020 was brutes. Are Drive in movies fun? What will music festivals be post rona? Chris asks for a 40th birthday favor....shout out 1975! Paula Abdul is the best. Sal's Mom has been going wild with her blinds LOL....Sal used to transcribe movies and then act them out for his family. A few good men is a classic movie. We figure out that Chris has never watched a good movie he only watches GARBAGE! What are the top movies of all time? Do you read any of the books you buy? SALS NEW LOOK IS LIT! The babes share a few Mariano Rivera stories. Chris talks about playing in the celebrity all star baseball game. Chris talks about his days workin on Off The Bat on MTV. Sal talks about the Impractical Jokers Movie. It's hard to remember cool moments. Life on the road can get routine. The babes talk local car commericals. Q from Impractical Jokers made a BIG mistake on the baseball field. Sal talks about how it feels to have his own bobble head that looks nothing like him!
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[@georgellass]

Bae thirsty Thursday bliss keeping 2021 black Jack lucky 21

[@camilazuniga385]

A

[@ChrissyChaosClips]

YAAASS ITS THURSDAY BABES!

[@djlansing2724]

Sal, I love ya Babe. Don't give credit to Chrissy for 'Pandi' that's Andrew Santino's thing & has been since last summer.

[@taylorbillings3456]

Ioo

[@joshyoung007]

The running super bowl shout-out is the funniest simple thing

[@abidavis3258]

My new goal in life is to figure out what order these were filmed in.

[@adame8893]

Going to need a team of scientists to help you!

[@ivufappi3754]

Same!

[@AndrewMarinoOfficial]

Gotta give it up for Tampa Bay (months later)

[@drewflournoy2821]

U become John wick if u do.

[@barbatmn]

Start with the painting on the wall😂

[@TheSchemWOW]

I’m being 100% honest with you, this podcast has caused my wife and I to “shout out” products and places just randomly in our everyday conversations. Me: Hey Babe, we need almond milk. Wife: Shout out Almond Breeze. Me: Not a sponsor.

[@ab-jf2re]

Marriage goals 😂

[@isabelgalan9365]

goals fr

[@perogugu]

Me too!!! I literally plugged Buffy the other day at work in a conversation. Promo code hey babe!!

[@Gen7486]

I’m trying to drop “possible sponsors” into conversations with my fiancé too, she hasn’t done it back to me yet but I’m determined! 😂

[@rylout1786]

i love that so much lmaoo

[@djphoenix1366]

“Yea so Anne of Green Gables is sick” -Chrissy Chaos 🤣🤣🤣

[@waynegretzkyy]

I love the fact that Chris compliments Sal ❤️ he's such a babe

[@bigboxingmickyjoe6146]

Shout out to compliments

[@rylout1786]

ikr he’s way nicer than joe😂 when sal says he needs to push in the pillow points joe makes fun of him but chris just lets him do it and supports him lmao

[@elizabethgoddard8756]

@@bigboxingmickyjoe6146 shout out your amazing name babe

[@codyddd3634]

This is becoming like Memento trying to find out the order these ep were filmed

[@Dflizzle]

HAHAHA YES! I was thinking the same thing but I couldn’t put it into words.

[@indigoviperlondon8838]

Same here 😊

[@intactbreeze74]

This has to be one of the very first or maybe even a un-aired "pilot" because at the very very last second they say they didn't have a name for the channel yet.

[@indigoviperlondon8838]

@@intactbreeze74 and so the mystery unravels! Keep us posted on more order theory!!

[@barnesy5cs693]

Nice one!!

[@therealunicornselene]

Sal looks like he should run a soda fountain and sundae shoppe and sing in a barbershop quartet in his down time

[@aperson5628]

he looks like an old school barber that practices dentistry and sedates you with corn whiskey

[@ihateithere87]

@@aperson5628 lmao what on earth 🤣🤣

[@therealunicornselene]

@@aperson5628 wholeheartedly agreed.

[@alexjohnson5512]

10/10 would go to that sundae shoppe daily and get the Hey Babe sundae.

[@matthew121891]

At first glance this seems like an insult. Then I realized how amazing of a complement this is.

[@madisonlunsfordmusic]

I'm dying at the fact that Sal's mom hung up wrapping paper on her windows like she's living during the Great Depression when she has a son that according to Google is worth seven million dollars.

[@trvpvngel]

I’m dying at the fact that he agrees that it’s a good idea💀

[@IvorKC3]

Chris: "Yeah I go to the theater" *names 3 films from the 70s*😂

[@manashdhar9846]

When Chrissy starts talking fast he sounds like the Soccer Mom who is in a rush and has to drop her kids at school and has lots of errands to do

[@JoannaM4]

Make no mistake Chrissy is a soccer mom with things to do 🤣

[@franklee9985]

As soon as I read "talking fast" I read this as fast as I could as if chrissy was the one saying it hahaha

[@tylerblanchard8290]

Just got some really crappy medical news, but shout out to Hey Babe for lifting my spirits! I actually look forward to Thursdays now!

[@maxcampbell8965]

Shout out crappy medical news

[@tylerblanchard8290]

@@maxcampbell8965 😂😂😂

[@Ruby-iw5uo]

Sending positive vibes to you ✨ I hope it gets better for you

[@mistyhughes898]

Just think we were shouting out life support last week and now crappy medical news. I kinda feel like we are going in a positive direction here 😂

[@katherinethegreat22]

Sending you love babe 💕

[@DarkDecimus]

Sal's deep breath everytime he hears something Chris hasn't seen/heard/eaten/tried....is everything! His balls are blown off so many times, it must be a disaster down there. Lmao!

[@narrow7168]

Every time my girlfriend says hey babe to me i get a big smile on my face thinking of these two babes

[@emileewells]

i literally just woke up, this is basically my morning coffee.

[@AJ-xc4nm]

This gives me more energy than coffee.

[@Gen7486]

These old uploads are seriously flexing Chris’ weight loss journey, not that he hasn’t always looked like a SNACK but damn, good on him man!! ❤️

[@BenMate]

Sal's laugh is the most perfect Joker laugh

[@selenajustine2975]

This thought crosses my mind EVERY time he laughs lol 😩😂

[@BenMate]

@@selenajustine2975 it's haunting but also endearing 🤠

[@najstv]

yeah but it's impractical

[@BenMate]

@@najstv bravo my dude bravo on this one

[@ladyloud8796]

Is anyone else stressing about the pillow points out of respect for Sal? Chrissy Corners over here letting his corners loose YAAAAS!

[@zoso1up]

Yes Christy corners good one babe

[@GymAndSun]

“Anne of Green Gables”? “Now and Then”? Chrissy is an eleven year old girl 😂

[@thernius4284]

Chrissy: "You have a face for the 1800s" **has the face of a roman legionaire**

[@gilgosseyn6602]

Sal transcribing & acting out The Jefferson's episodes explains so much... like how Q once said that Sal is a white male with a sassy black woman inside of him

[@legendofmeesh]

laughing hysterically over Chris’ comment about Sal having the face and hair of someone straight outta the 1800s 😂

[@Nunya7211]

The unbelievable accuracy 😂

[@jameshenderson1498]

IT’S THAT TIME BABES! The theme song is my alarm clock ⏰

[@germ3390]

don’t hesitate to say hey babe, HEY BABE, HEY BABE!!! Happy Thursday baaabes!!! ☺️

[@kevinl3254]

HEY BABE!

[@jgarcia2823]

Sup babe?

[@yaboii7210]

Ur cute

[@SmilyFountain]

I don’t work Thursday. And I look forward to these every week ☺️

[@alissa2909]

Anne of Green Gables was my whole 4th grade life before I started reading Harry Potter for the big AR reading points.

[@JordanM1630]

I was reading them Harry Potters for the big AR points too😂😂😂 book fair time I was lit

[@alissa2909]

@@JordanM1630 Who was ur AR nemesis? Mine was called JT Owens..ended fourth grade with 30 more points than him,,suck it JT

[@MizzWezt]

Babes.. I'm gonna need at LEAST a full 60 minutes an episode. The fact that we only get 1 a week should illegal enough 😉 love yas

[@stikdude22]

17 second robbery

[@eddiewest6877]

@@stikdude22 17 second robbery? That’s what my wife says to me

[@SportsMatt13]

Trying to figure out when each episode was recorded is a wild ride babe

[@meganlane8605]

both of them sitting with pillows on their stomachs is a mood

[@ssyankee121]

"I think he was uncermonially discharged or whatever" - Sal

[@Ana-zz7hp]

the entire time he was talking about The Jeffersons i was picturing The Jetsons. It just got more and more confusing.

[@KristinaInTheShower]

SAME OMG

[@greasy2007]

Oh no!

[@pau5289]

just broke up with my boyfriend but my babes are cheering me up 🥰

[@MTH1217]

Shout out to the producer for his zoom choices. Well done sir.

[@dylanlundgren3430]

the amount of times chris has changed the story about the mlb softball game is hysterical 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidjacquez965]

Make no mistake about it , cuzzie wuzzies. I fully faked a family emergency to get off work today. And Hey Babe was a top 3 determining factor. It's just what it is.

[@ryanzinck4905]

Homeless pimps laugh timing is a key part of the podcast. It’s like having the laughing audience it gives you clues to funny parts you missed

[@CheenkyNoelle]

With peace and love, these need to be 2 hours. 1 just isn’t enough.

[@whatevrHeather]

i’ve listened to this podcast so much that throughout my day i constantly say “shoutout” i could be eating breakfast, shoutout breakfast” 😂😂😂😂

[@Melon-Lord]

I've always loved Sal but I'm so freaking happy for chris that this pod has really taken off. I've watched all your hard work pay off and your dreams start to come through right before my eyes these last 3 years. Congratulations to you and your family.

[@MaTTheWish]

Ok Yannis.

[@Melon-Lord]

@@MaTTheWish Hey I love the big greek too

[@sarahmcdevitt6000]

Chris pulling out Now and Then for his favorite movie throw backs 😂 Amazing

[@D-A-K]

Holy 🤬 I forgot it was Thursday! What a treat, babe!

[@jessipessi94]

I’m falling asleep at work so thank god for hey babe

[@germ3390]

such a mood 😂

[@Theorist9]

I'm listening at work too and it's becoming a bit of an issue. I turn the volume up because Sal doesn't always talk into the microphone and then the next second, Chrissy Chaos comes blaring thru the speaker. Their volume levels are a little off. I keep getting looks from coworkers.

[@PowleyProductions]

I was caught so off guard by the Anne of Green Gables 😂

[@boblob-law9401]

My old boss runs Paula Abdul's Fan page.. He's a fanatic Paula Abdul fan, she knows him by name and he has her personal phone number. It's funny because he has a family and a wife, but I can't help but picture his entire house being blanketed in Paula Abdul posters and memorabilia

[@jenniferrobuccio3999]

I am so late to the party but I am absolutely loving these! Seriously can't get enough, can't stop laughing! I use to say that if I could hang out with one comedian all day it would be Ricky Gervais because he is happy all the time but I am changing it to YOU TWO!

[@maryadams8722]

I always listen to hey babe podcast on my drive to work Thursday mornings and watch the KZbin video later to see your expressions! Love you guys!

[@kevinl3254]

Make no mistake the only reason I haven’t shot up my work today is because of the BABES! And I work from home!!!!

[@dtxa7x]

@Mark Travis I will have you deported, Mark.

[@lilitulee]

I won't lie, as much as I like this intro I do miss the wholesome feeling of hearing both of y'all just saying Hey Babe! over and over again

[@mylifeinaburger9556]

This intro is so much fun though!

[@diehardoutdoors]

Hey babe is becoming the go to good mood pod!!!

[@colin8570]

Sal’s story about his mom makes so much sense of why he’s such a germaphobe.

[@alexandrapasta1034]

Shout out Tom Brady, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and Kansas City Chiefs

[@chrisdcomedy]

YOU ALREADY KNOW BABE!

[@YourFriendly8]

Started from the bottom now we here…love going back to the beginning and watching these from 1-current! They just keep on giving and giving! No need to take it up with bloom cafe!

[@andi_xi]

Chris naming off all the chick movies of our 80s/90s hearts 🤣🤣😅 Anne of Green Gables IS sick 🔥

[@natethegrea1701]

ANOTHER BANGER YOU GUYS ARE THE GREATEST!!!

[@dumpsterhaulic1015]

I love my Thursdays now!! ☺️❣️ love listening to you guys blabber on about different shit 🤣

[@SKennedy88]

#1 podcast in my opinion

[@chloethoms3823]

I almost choked on my breakfast burrito laughing at this😂😂😂

[@tarynbradley6196]

Chris is now my best friend wow I can’t believe we both love The 1975, please invite me for your 40th birthday 🥺🥺

[@jgomez122]

Watching this again in May 2023, and while I still love the pod, I feel like some of topics and vibe were better then.

[@alyssa9871]

hey! i just started the pod like, two weeks ago lol so i have a LOT to catch up on...do you mind explaining a little how it changed? is it less random or less funny in some way?

[@poppyfrancesca3503]

I didn’t expect Chris to love a depressed British teenage girls favourite band...

[@josiahmartin5181]

Anne of Green Gables is fire!🤣

[@daftsweg4139]

To be 100% honest with y’all this podcast is the only reason I’m not in a shit mood after being rejected by a girl recently thank y’all for makin this podcast!!!

[@whatevrHeather]

i’ve binged watched every episode of this podcast then rewatched every episode again! i have not laughed so hard in my life than listening to this show! pimps laugh in the background probably makes me laugh harder than ever!!!! keep the episodes coming please!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@scottthomas8475]

Started on episode 22, after a week and a bit I'm all caught up and hanging on every episode. Awesome podcast, guys! :)

[@bigtmane8]

That's was the most well put together rap dealership promo commercial I have EVER seen lol. That's crazy

[@matthewcostello2456]

I think we’ve heard this story before babe!

[@nate02167]

Bad friends had "Pandy" first! Love it :)

[@elizabethgoddard8756]

Love you babe ✌😁

[@alissaengelhardt]

These two make me want comic friends. Always a good time watching this pod.

[@catiebabe]

had to watch while tripping on shrooms and i am crying out of love and laughter for my iconic babes

[@roxanneboley178]

Made it by minute one. Sweeet! Sidenote: I had a great Aunt Dude. Needless to say, she was my favorite!

[@Eblis840]

You basically had your own Titi Jerry, expect He was Aunt Charles.

[@2fabu]

the whole time he was talking about the jeffersons I was thinking about the jetsons 😂😂😂

[@AhavatYisraeI]

I swear, Hey Babe is the only podcast where I don't mind listening to the ads. You guys are so fucking funny.

[@desireemoreno4787]

As an 87 child Chrissy D and Sal quoting Little Giants, nothing has been more attractive, Hey Babe.

[@jonathancastellanos285]

Just started watching 3 weeks ago, on this episode now, and it kills me every Tom brady bucs and chiefs shoutout. I swear to gawd if recent episodes its still happening, i will be so happy.

[@MPHswayze]

The little camera zooms and flips make everything better

[@libbyken1059]

This podcast gets me through my shitty workday every Thursday! I just got lucky to check for the video just four minutes after it being posted!

[@itssyrup]

Pandy= Santino and Bas Friends. Which shows Chris is a bestie because he’s using it too!

[@angelicajuarez6846]

Anne of Green Gables. Love it!!! 😂

[@Sean-Cena]

I’ve been looking forward to every Thursday since I found out about this podcast. Hey babe!

[@dukyspie]

love how they’ve had the inside joke of the super bowl for every episode and no one ever comments about it

[@beckymcintyre9394]

Please enlighten us

[@gerardleyland9267]

Becky Mcintyre they shout out Tom Brady and the bucs literally every single pod

[@beckymcintyre9394]

@@gerardleyland9267 I see. What's the inside joke?

[@travistaylor7209]

I figured it was because of how many they shot at the same time because Chrissy D was coming to LA babyyyyyyyy

[@RG-tm7uq]

What do you mean? They shot a group of episodes within two weeks of the Super bowl in anticipation for Chris being in LA

[@MrSatantheSinner]

Make no mistake, these Hey Babe commercials with Chris are starting to hit a History Hyenas level of Wild and like Venetia, I'm here for it!

[@moisesgaray3995]

Love Sal's Macho shirt so fresh

[@LMSasso80]

A Few Good Men is in my top 10 fave movies. Shoutout A Few Good Men.

[@Kronikman07]

i've been binge watching all the episodes and it's been makin me damn happy. Love ya guys. Had a shitty week but you guys still made me laugh lol

[@BritneyHolt]

Thanks for the shout out guys

[@Buxtonphil]

1:45 forgetting that cowboys is where dude originated. Bravo Chris. you never cease to amaze

[@MrsParksIsInTheHouse]

The Islets of Langerhans? I’m going to start telling people that’s where I’m going on vacation this year! 🤣

[@Squirtle_Bob]

May 6th and still hearing about Tom Brady and that Mahomes is a good kid. Ya love to see it

[@mylifeinaburger9556]

I was literally CRYING LAUGHING on the bubble head part omg😭😭😭😭😭

[@Almybalmy]

Shout out to Warwick drive in theater!! Love it and yes the drive there is beautiful and you’re surrounded by trees! Very peaceful

[@ashley_3284]

I was cryin at the anne of green gables lmaooo (iconic movie btw)

[@alecphillips9997]

If I had a friend like either of these 2 it would’ve made living a lot easier. By far the best podcast around

[@morticianjosh7116]

“Yeah Ann of Green Gables is sick” .

[@gfeast4518]

Yeah dude is like Steve-O’s signature catch phrase

[@emaggie10]

Why have Chris and I watched all the same movies growing up?! Anne of Green Gables - Classic. Little Women - amazing. But NOW AND THEN!! - that blew my figurative bawls off. 🤯

[@erintheokay]

"Anne of Green Gables is sick." God, I love Chris.

[@gwenholbrook]

How the HELL do I turn on notifications for this weekly masterpiece???

[@christinaclark7681]

You have to hit the bell. 🔔 Its next to the subscribe button.

[@gwenholbrook]

@@christinaclark7681 thanks 😅

[@mylifeinaburger9556]

@@gwenholbrook make sure to hit the button “all” so you get all the notifications

[@selenajustine2975]

HEY BABES!!!! best part of waking up, is Hey Babe on Thursday morn! 😝 Work was dragging, y’all pulled through 🙌🏻🥰❤️

[@eddieschneider1947]

This has got to be the best podcast ever. They really know how to progress the conversation. Top 10 movies of all time

[@Chloeschmoe]

I love how much chrissy is in love with 1975 I’ve never related to a person more. Once you’re in yore in