Weddings, Funerals, & the Mafia - Sal & Chris Present: Hey Babe! - EP 6

[@NoPreshNetwork]

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[@devontamosley4487]

🎵Hey Babe.🎵 I'm so looking forward to the premiere of Season 9 of Impractical Jokers.

[@beefstick4242]

Thanks for turning the audio up. You guys are great

[@a.k.4o]

I bet Sal's ex knew what a maggot was and where it came from

[@christhigpen9357]

@@devontamosley4487 lm nl G

[@jrbird1983]

Can you guys start doing live premieres with a chat cause it makes it easier to support you guys.

[@HistoryHyenas]

CHRISSY'S COMEDY KILLS LITERALLY CUZ!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOW THIS WHOLE EP IS A 10!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YAAASSSSSSS

[@gregorysudduth9725]

I need Chrissy on Rooooogaaaaannnnn

[@daguiar1989]

This episode got FUMES!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

@Joe Kickass THE ALGORITHM GODS PUT ME IN THIS POSITION CUZ!!! LOL I WENT TO COLLEGE AND NOW I GOTTA TYPE TO MYSELF SERENTIY NOW!

[@eaglefeet0]

@@NoPreshNetwork 😂 😂😂LOAF IS THE GOAT

[@LaurenAwtry001]

This podcast is hystericle

[@richie9878]

Sal probably gave your comment a thumbs down lol.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

HAHHAHAHAH NO!!!!!

[@TeaWithTash_]

Nooo. You’re ristherycle

[@tvtvstar]

I read this before listening to the episode and the amount of likes made me reconsider being a part of this fanbase

[@taylorlee9415]

@@tvtvstar 😂😂😂 it jarred me a bit too. I’m just listening to this episode.

[@alyssawagner3072]

how does chris just come out with the CRAZIEST story right off the bat

[@danielleandino3065]

Grow up in an Italian family in NY and you will understand 😉

[@kspice2803]

Oh shit the food fight was better somehow

[@kspice2803]

Well now the wedding story tops this now where the groom got stood up

[@greenrinp8212]

Please don’t stop the podcast, you guys are great!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

NEVER!!!!

[@pcktbrst69]

I had a heart attack hearing Chrissy Bitch Hips saying that

[@Julia-kf5pn]

Came to the comments to squash my anxiety. Look forward to this podcast every week.

[@jakejones7307]

I second this greatly!

[@ryanstoyles7611]

@@pcktbrst69 ITS A NEGOTIATING TACTIC!

[@JohnSmith-ti3oy]

I am 95% positive I am related to the funeral home owner he is talking about. Thumbs up Chrissy if it was on Pacific st.

[@freddyfootstomps6557]

I hope he had fun in dc yesterday. god bless him

[@chasebarton6724]

@@freddyfootstomps6557 l

[@susie7336]

He said it’s in 4th Ave in park slope. Pacific street is downtown.

[@thriftyhs28]

Thomas The Bot Hahahahah

[@angelmardi4335]

LMAO 😭😭😭😭😭 TOO FUNNY

[@bdangelo723]

Make no mistake cuzzies, these cayuties are HYSTERICLE!!!

[@stoybtorn]

sal looks like he sells life insurance off the back of a motorcycle in south florida

[@amy11132]

Sal can wear anything, walk in a room and just slay. People go nuts. Everyone loves this guy. He could wear a bag and look homeless and still get hit on. Hahahahaha!❤

[@icummins1806]

He looks like he sells timeshares in south Carolina

[@stoybtorn]

@@icummins1806 yeah you right, seen this same guy at nagshead 1000 times

[@jordanjae]

Lmao

[@comfykeegs]

i'd even take it to the keys

[@sirwhodison]

It is insane how crazy chrissys life has been ...he has enough stories as 50 people would have in 50 lives...I'm so jealous haha

[@NoPreshNetwork]

CHRISSY CHAOS!!!!

[@hailiebaker6923]

I feel like it’s partially because he’s from New York 😂

[@jennifers.3818]

Have a feeling the stories are a bit embellished, but Im here for it!! 😂😂😂

[@jennifers.3818]

Have a feeling the stories are a bit embellished, but Im here for it!! 😂😂😂

[@annierodrigues5207]

"I COULD GET SCRIMPS" LOL

[@jasonquibilan1159]

One of the best new podcasts. U guys have great chemistry

[@mikelong3460]

I would say the best hands down babe

[@codyddd3634]

chrissy d has uncle joey level stories minus the drug addictions plus some gay stuff

[@moni0680]

The “hey babe” *censor is everything lmao

[@puddintaine4556]

"Censor", but yeah..

[@moni0680]

@@puddintaine4556 lol my bad your right!!

[@puddintaine4556]

@@moni0680 "you're", but yeah. I'm an ass...

[@jakebemb4770]

They missed one😂

[@deftones8717]

Hey babe….. I agree. Smooth, I know… 😆

[@insouciantgenius7797]

I love this so much. This feels EXACTLY like family holidays when all the adults would sit around telling stories and just have conversation and we’d all just sit back and listen. Please don’t stop lmao I could listen to you guys talk for hours

[@TrashParadiseKing]

“I’m very meticulous” (dots every t & cross every i ) 😂

[@bdangelo723]

I ordered 2 jars of Saratoga peanut butter on 12/30 and added a note when I purchased that it's because of Sal and Chris' "Hey Babe" podcast. Saratoga Peanut Butter - YOU ARE ON NOTICE! Do the right thing and sponsor these two puhpuhpuh pieces. IT'S WHAT IT IS.

[@lanegralotiene8039]

🤣🤣

[@8CheerleadingGirl8]

how was the peanut butter ?? what flavors did u get/ recommend?? :)

[@roccotinnirello409]

@@8CheerleadingGirl8 .. M . . . . M ?. .... . ., , , ., ..,., , ,. . , . . . . . . . . . . . .,... . . ,,.. .,. M.

[@TheRealLange21]

Chrissy D. The D stands for Directly responsible for the murder of an innocent person!

[@bingbongthegong]

Theres something very humbling about watching two adorable intellectuals come together and discuss complex theories

[@BR-ng1kp]

Um...love these guys, but intellectuals? Last week we watched them try to pronounce macaque for 5 minutes. lol.

[@cjlovejr]

Oyt

[@sithfinn]

@@BR-ng1kp lmaoooo

[@abbymydlowski6987]

after 2 years of this pod, this will forever remain my FAVORITE episode. classic

[@beatsbyens73]

I love when Sal breaks into uncontrollable laughter!!!! You guys are great!

[@pea_hola5436]

You two are so cute together! ❤ Sal is the sweetest most considerate person I have ever seen.

[@heathergriskewicz3277]

@@VerseVault324 lol no they are not.. they just joke about it sometimes

[@VerseVault324]

@@heathergriskewicz3277 oh

[@wal7710]

One of the mistakes that is hard for me to let go is when someone writes “would of” instead of “would’ve.” I totally relate to Sal on this.

[@brittyn]

Same with “should of”!

[@wal7710]

@@brittyn yes that’s another one.

[@TheEd1225]

@SIEKICK Productions loose and lose. Christ

[@harrymothowl8923]

The last couple days people have been killing Capitol vs Capital

[@ryanweveryday1352]

Wood of*

[@aleskaresquivel4700]

Chrissy and Sal secretly own Saratoga Peanut Buttah

[@vi0letrei]

This is literally the only podcast where I don't skip the ads bc they're fucking hilarious

[@punkstar2001]

This and Duncan trussels are unskippable

[@kidxfamous06]

Steve O has good ads too

[@arvesto]

Bill burr is good too

[@Theorist9]

Hystericle

[@probably_not_though]

Not sure if its your type of podcast but all the smoke has some interesting ad reads for manscape. Ball care

[@FC-mn8ne]

This is, by far, the best storytime on the internet.

[@dontscotty11295]

I hope you guys were joking when you said y’all were thinking about not doing the show anymore! I genuinely got deeply upset. This podcast has been my new favorite weekly routine. Keep doing the lords work and making peoples days!

[@PretENDOgolf]

Chrissy d definitely owned one of those old school bulls jackets everyone had. Shout out to starter! What's up sal!!!!!

[@DiegoAlvarez-lf8us]

I'm sure Chrissy has an 8 ball jacket too

[@gregorysudduth9725]

Na it was a knicks starter pull over all the way babe

[@mikelong3460]

Make no mistake I had a carolina panthers starter pull over...

[@BostonBlues]

he probably still has it

[@cataldiman92]

@@DiegoAlvarez-lf8us pi

[@jdawg123ism]

Seriously, DO NOT STOP MAKING THIS PODCAST!!! I soooooo look forward to these. Don't make 2021 worse than 2020. :-(

[@JulianRGaaatcha]

Yooo the ad read had me dying😂😂😂 “people on the street come up to me and say, “hey Chris I like what you’re doing you got the podcast with sal, hey what’s your nicotine alternative?” 😂😂

[@diana8321]

Sometimes I shake with excitement to tell a story and this podcast gives me the same energy. I love these two.

[@ethanr8905]

DONT STOP THE PODCAST! This is by far the most entertaining podcast I have ever seen

[@Thesilvercrayon]

Absolutely

[@zachzayas5137]

Really love the touch of hearing the team laugh behind the camera! Just know when they're laughing so are we

[@kristenstoner7689]

These videos are one of the only things that actually make me laugh out loud. Holy shit, you guys are the duo I didn't know I needed. The stories are fucking unreal 😂😂😂😭

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YAAASSSS!!!! APPRECIATE YOU BABE!!!

[@nickyboy10]

This pod quickly entered my top 3 haha Chrissy Chlamydia and Sally Strokes keep it up

[@godlro57]

This is almost too Italian! Im getting an accent just listening

[@NoPreshNetwork]

LOL OMG YES!!!!!!

[@david14Herbie]

I’m just letting my accent come out stronger listening.

[@ghouliejams]

i played this episode and now the room wreaks of garlic

[@lindsayoakes]

@@ghouliejams *reeks

[@jessicaamber2364]

😂😂😂

[@jacobuska]

One of the best entertaining podcasts out there you can always go into each episode expecting something new and something thats not in its time and you get it all. Beautiful guys.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

LOVE YOU BABE! REMEMBER TO RATE US ON ITUNES!!!

[@johnterry5415]

Chris definitely should write a coffee table book.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

HAHHAHA MERCH DROP MATERIAL?!?!?

[@jale.c796]

DONT FORGET ABOUT CATHOLIC SCHOOL STORIES!!! love you sal and new friend Chris 💙

[@mrbrett19]

Make no mistake this podcast is wild and it’s my latest obsession!

[@kevinwright2219]

I LOVE when a few Hey Babes slip through 😂❤

[@TheRealLange21]

I’m feeling extra saucy today and these two BABES are exactly what I needed today!

[@DMB088]

Consistently misspelling a word is absolutely a valid reason for a breakup.

[@JunkBondTrader]

Chris is really clever with his facial expressions, he directs the story with them. Like he makes the characters in his story look glassey eyed and stupid, it really adds to his characters and impressions.

[@thesneakuk9084]

Every single one of Chris' stories blows my mind

[@Gen7486]

BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR THIS YET AGAIN!! It’s becoming a weekly habit now; Taste Buds on Mondays, Hey Babe on Thursdays - SORTED!! I left iTunes reviews for both pods too 👌🏼

[@glennvaldez1494]

Your podcast makes me laugh so hard!!! I’ve watched each of them like 5 times already😂 I can’t get enough of these two together

[@chrisdcomedy]

I PROMISE IF YOU COME TO MY SHOWS NOW YOU WONT DIE!!! LOVE YOU BABES! YAAASSSSSSS

[@thecooler4415]

I'm not coming then.

[@tinycelebs]

Listen to my music (Jay Flaco - Big Boss)

[@8CheerleadingGirl8]

love u chrissy

[@projectbubblegum9382]

pls don't stop making this pod, one of the most entertaining pods of 2021 ngl

[@seanhamilton3756]

I wasn’t trying to shame Sal for not doing What Say You but he brought it up and I need it back in my life

[@oliviazibaitis1706]

Thursdays can’t come soon enough babes!! LOVE this podcast!!!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YAAASSSS THURSDAY IS FOR THE BABES!!!!

[@B33SON1]

This was hands down the best hour of podcast I’ve ever heard. Pure gold.

[@newtonfootball78]

This is my new favorite podcast

[@appletreesubs]

My favorite part of this and Tim Dillon's podcast is just the person in the bg laughing their head off lol

[@travispurkey4325]

Make no mistake babe. I've been waiting to crack this toot of a podcast open all morning and chrissy clean it out cuz

[@johngrimble9391]

6 episodes deep and these babes are KILLING IT out here! It's like a beautiful crime scene I can't turn away from

[@RCW9805]

You’re both hilarious & I become more in love with Sal the more I watch/listen 😂

[@NoPreshNetwork]

LUV YOU BABE!!!!! YAS!!!

[@canadianturtle7240]

Make no mistake, I don't care if Chris's stories are fake. At this point I stopped caring because they're so funny. NEVER stop being you Chris!

[@Megabob777]

this has to be one of the craziest podcasts I've ever heard, love it

[@AshleyWilliams-bh2mt]

Chris’ stories never get old.

[@juless1161]

Been waiting all day for this! Keeps the laughs coming when I’m stuck at hole working! ❤️

[@natepinthe5138]

The most entertaining part of this podcast, has to be, Sal’s reactions to all of Distefano’s stories. Each story has topped the one before it. So F@#$!N funny the $#!T is almost unbelievable. Also, being in the service industry for 15 yrs, I love Sal’s “warStories”

[@ryandoherty9696]

This podcast makes me happier than any other podcast that I listen too. And I listen to JRE, Bill Burr, Theo Von, YMH, 2 bears....there's something about the clash of these two personalities that I love and I laugh at more than anything else. It's just true.

[@LeRoySlim]

THIS IS NOW THE ONLY POD I EVER FRIKN NEED BABE!!! EVERY SINGLE EPISODE HAS BEEN A DAMN HOMER!!!

[@britbc4461]

This grammar lesson is a serious turn on 😂

[@ironman4122]

Chrissy, you better be kidding about stopping this pod, this is my new favorite!! Love you guys!

[@Hoorayforjk]

I concur with the assessment of Sal’s EIQ. 💜 Me to my husband, “You know who ended up being like the best human in this comedy podcast universe? Sal!”

[@Fern0422]

YASSSS queen! Been looking forward to these two cuties all week

[@reeruns9972]

Can I just say, I love hearing pimp laughing in the background

[@heathergriskewicz3277]

I have always been and continue to be a huge fan of Sal through IJ and have gone to like 5 of their live shows and now just found this podcast.. binged every episode last few days and am dying!! Laughing until I couldn’t breath and now I am a huge fan of Chris!! you guys are the best!!

[@drakeholliday5671]

Sal: “Do you know how meticulous I am? Do you know how much I have to dot every T and cross every i?”

[@forrasta]

I just gotta say this podcast looks better on my Mac than literally any other video podcast I watch. great setup homeless

[@jamescarroll8861]

When is Saratoga going to realize that Hey Babe has the power to glorify them but also the power to destroy them.

[@savannypak]

One of my favorite phrases came from going through a Taco Bell drive thru on acid where the girl said over the speaker, “This Tina. Go head, I be listenin’” 😂 changed my life. Always say go head, I be listenin’ 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@codychurchill2172]

CHRIS BETTER BE JOKING. THIS IS MY NEW SALVATION.

[@rewi_the_kiwi]

This is the new best podcast out. Watched this episode 3 times! So *hey babe* funny.

[@mikedestefano9445]

Love this podcast, sal and chris are a amazing match

[@jonathanv3855]

don't stop the BEST PODCAST EVER.... PLZZZZZZZZ

[@Tacit_Tern]

Make no mistake.... The guy who is too eager to hug you, did it.

[@timekiller882]

You guys are so genuine I love this podcast. It’s two pals and a film crew shooting shit and couldn’t be more entertaining for what it is.

[@elysiaboudreau3260]

i love this podcast it’s so funny

[@ginalovesmakeup]

This is becoming one of my favorite podcast on KZbin. I already loved Sal and I'm glad I got introduced to Chris. 😊

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

That funeral story was “hysterical.” Love you guys! Keep this goin. My new fav pod! Wow I sounded like a young go-getter there. Haha I’m not in my 30’s, you are! :/

[@SirGrassyNoL]

this is literally leaping up the list of my favorite pods

[@lolololollo5377]

Sally lookn so fresh and so clean, clean during quarantine. Hats swerved back for the Brooklyn kid outta respek too. Love the gab, love the stories, love the poddy cast.

[@zachhorton5334]

Guys please don’t stop this is already my new favorite podcast I’m such a fan of your individual work and your chemistry is unreal and the laughs are the best thanks guys please keep it up

[@chriscee3981]

2 hours ago I was crying on my way to work. But make no mistake, now I'm cracking up at work cause Chrissy Ds food fight

[@PaulPickerlComedy]

A little late to the party on this one, but as a high school English teacher I want to say you’re spot on for how education used to be, but it has changed a lot even just in the last decade or so. Also, for whatever it’s worth, and I’m being super sincere when I say this, I wish I had you guys in class in some alternate universe where I’m older. You would have enjoyed it and we would have had a good time.

[@ihateithere87]

"They didn't teach us great" 😂 hey babes. Love ya

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YAAAASSSSSSS LUV U!!!

[@RyanRants000]

This Is one of the funniest mother(hey babe) podcasts I've ever enjoyed. Keep'm coming please

[@appletreesubs]

Officially switched over to this from Flagrant 2 and having absolutely no regrets...nice to just laugh a bit in this crazy world

[@yuriy8522]

These podcasts make my day. Thanks Chrisssy for introducing Sal to me, your chemistry is awesome.

[@bryanhoover289]

I love that binky is in the background cackling like a hyhena. Makes me feel right at home yaaaaasssss

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YAASSSSSSSSSS HYENAS ALL DAY CUZZIE

[@bryanhoover289]

@@NoPreshNetwork I’m 10/10 full charged for all things yanni pappi and Chrissy D!

[@forlanzsake]

Thursdays are now my favorite babes!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YASSSSS THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES!!!!

[@harris473]

This is by far my favourite podcast of all time. Never stop guys

[@brittyn]

There’s somebody I work with who types “your welcome” all the time. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve tried to hint at it being “you’re welcome” but they NEVER GET IT. They’re automatically a notch down now because of that.

[@maceroee]

No one wants to type out the whole word anymore. I text correctly especially if I am texting with my teen.

[@alexcoughlin3773]

One of my regulars now... love you guys!

[@aakashrajranganathan5519]

It should've been Chrissy drafted number 1 by Chicago in 2008... NOT D-ROSE!

[@MetropolisKid]

binging every episode as we speak...i’ve already heard the podcast, but now i wanna WATCH the podcast. to quote a great wise man, god bless.

[@mattsavely7401]

I feel like my guy friends might think I’m gay if they found out I watched a podcast called “HEY BABE”

[@josef2012]

YAAASSSSSSS!😘

[@cameronmorck8510]

@@josef2012dont you mean find out your gay? Hey Babe

[@Tacit_Tern]

Why does that worry you? kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIuYfaOthJJ0pJY

[@KG-tz9cb]

Niiice

[@ryanstoyles7611]

@@cameronmorck8510 Hey Babe

[@MrsW0624]

If there was more Chrissys and Sals around....oh what a wonderful world...love this podcast! My new favorite