The World's Largest Mouth | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 33

[@HeyBabepod]

HAPPY 4TH BABES! 🙌 LET'S GO GET SOME WARM POUND CAKE

[@jettaraison1076]

@Hey Babe YAAAASSSSS BABE!!! 😁

[@ChrissyChaosClips]

FUCK FITNESS PAL LET'S GO EAT SOME WARM POUND CAKE AND SOME BLACK ICE COFFEEEE

[@samclark4603]

Neh.

[@jettaraison1076]

@@ChrissyChaosClips YAAAASSSSS!!! LET'S DO IT BABE!!! 😁

[@ruqaiyaali3673]

Love you two❤️

[@Alexandra-hf2di]

My usage of “Babe” has increased 5000% since the start of this podcast, the same percentage as the daily allowance for vitamin C

[@WackJallis]

The inside jokes and traditions within this show are really piling up... AND IM HERE FOR IT BABE... singing at the beginning of the show, *ring ring* birth control, and of course shout out to Tom Brady

[@mookiecy]

That Patrick Mahomes is something special

[@spacewolf_dan8794]

Makes me laugh every time. They say it with such earnest lol

[@whiskeyneat97]

I heard the Bucs actually won the Superbowl. In Tampa Bay! Shout-out Tom Brady if he sees this, and we know he will.

[@mintyfone]

Don’t forget “if you’re watching this, and we know you are” 😂

[@sakaelajahstice]

i swear i've watched every episode and i still don't know what birth control is 😅

[@truerambler]

An image of Chris in the center saying “this has been hey babe” has to be a going idea for merch. And a side image of sal just laughing

[@NoPreshNetwork]

LOVE THAT IDEA BABE

[@jameswilliams7059]

I like it. But I wouldn't wear two guys' faces on my chest. That's just me, personally. Maybe as a smaller logo on a book bag, or on the sleeve of a hoodie.

[@jeffersonmayfield6701]

Yes, an image of Chris and Sal singing the national anthem would also be a going idea. (Edited)

[@Pokerdude38]

@@jameswilliams7059 I'd wear 4 dude's faces on a shirt and call it a badass Zeppelin tee, what's your point 🤣

[@whatevercomewithit]

i'd definitely be purchasing

[@D-A-K]

Tell me you’re Chris Distefano without telling me you’re Chris Distefano: “I…genuinely…”

[@briannagomez6034]

“It’s one of those things where…”

[@jakeohara7105]

"im not lying to you..."

[@D-A-K]

@@jakeohara7105 "Can I be 100% honest with you?"

[@ramdymarte]

“Now let me ask you this…”

[@BigMarsTx]

“Have I ever told you about the time…?”

[@dgk172]

Black Guys Coffee’s first drink should be a Coffee LeRoy in honor of Tampa Tony

[@robertcastaneda6162]

U win

[@tyleroravec4127]

speaking of tampa, how bout tom brady? he just won the super bowl, oldest player in the league too…

[@Ames.89]

Came here to say this - glad someone mentioned it haha

[@adamzaki6232]

YAAAAS BABE

[@jakegill5740]

Hands down best comment ever!!

[@ShepardOnTheKeys]

I love how conscious Chris is of Sal weird eye line OCD thing like moving his pillows and straws away from Sal

[@margaretkb8500]

sal just has to gesture to it and chris fixes it no question. cute babes

[@kenseigamingVR]

Saw this comment before he adjusted the straw, definitely cool he recognizes that. True friendship.

[@sharonie1]

it's honestly presh

[@Jess-kv1gr]

Chrissy Conscientious

[@thatguy9807]

timestamp?

[@kellygreen8467]

Can I just say how refreshing it is to watch 2 men talking about their weight and bodies, failing on their diet goals, giving in to cravings, fluctuations, being vulnerable!!!!! It is so healthy for all of us but for women it is mesmerizing. LOL

[@jackmehopf7974]

You will create weak sons .

[@smackdaddysilver5082]

@@jackmehopf7974 youtube comment won't fix your mother's mistakes

[@RD24LFG]

​@@jackmehopf7974lmao

[@jordanbryant8099]

Shut up.

[@jordanbryant8099]

@@jackmehopf7974 agreed

[@Billy-hr6wk]

Shoutsout Chrissys new daughter Violette. If you're listening, and we know that you are good luck in this crazy chaos of a world

[@JWP6948]

Underrated

[@patrickburke1103]

Hahahaha Very well done brother

[@AgendaInMind]

The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". You DEVELOP it, just like you develop cancer. It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something. Think of it like an internal wound that you can't see, but when it starts to heal (when the traumatic event dissipates), the healing of the wounds in the lungs will cause pain, mucus, blood, fever, headaches, coughing, etc. You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. Governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights, thus CAUSING all the illnesses, aka Boogey Virus, in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. The US is following an outdated theory that's 100 years old and has not questioned or retested that "science" since then. They believed In witches and curses back then!! Could it be because a Ca-Zillion dollar medical industry profits on following an outdated "science" model?! They've been using the same cancer "treatment" for 80 YEARS. They can't think of something besides POISON in all this time?!?! So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have the "scary virus", and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it.

[@patrickburke1103]

@@AgendaInMind RKO outta nowhere

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@AgendaInMind stfu

[@codychurchill2172]

there NEEDS to be a design that is the embroidered home style “home sweet home” throw pillow design that says “hey babe” and has the corners pushed in 😭

[@alaign31]

Yes please

[@alexiap4632]

i need this omg

[@alexiscrawford8851]

This is it right here

[@charlesvail4903]

Merch ideas: “…and this has been hey babe” “God bless” “If you’re watching and we know that you are” “Shout out Tom Brady”

[@jkni9289]

I would buy the shit out of “if you’re watching and we know you are “

[@ab-jf2re]

@@jkni9289 same they need to just release it already 😤

[@radkouse1of1]

shout out Mahomes and the Chiefs, couldn't get it done but it was a valuant effort

[@stooni13]

shout out tom brady on the front, then back of the tee is and ofcourse patrick mahomes

[@mariahmoon372]

Babe, I’d buy a Kane Tanaka band tee with all the decades she’s been alive on the back like they were tour dates. 🤘🏻

[@ayydubs987]

NO BUT ACTUALLY!!!

[@megalyssa]

I would buy this in a heartbeat

[@charlietownes9987]

Underrated comment

[@AppalachianChaplin]

Totes🤘🤘🤘

[@sissyofFreemont]

10 months later and I think you should push this on his ig, twitter, etc. It is FANTASTIC 👏

[@francescafiorita2907]

sal: who is haagen daaz's biggest competition? chrissy: volkswagon WHAT

[@darlenev9988]

🤣🤣🤣

[@slikrick5857]

What? You don’t snack on reasonably priced sedans?

[@gamerbat2221]

Häagen-Dazs days is from NY

[@NoPreshNetwork]

IT'S NOT BABE!??😅😅

[@gamerbat2221]

Give it a goog

[@Andre-mn4my]

It isn't a hey babe podcast without the babes mentioning Tom Brady's Super Bowl win that happened in February.

[@gagaface26]

Exactly

[@Samuel-qn5yd]

Literally my second selling point of this entire pod right after the countless shoutouts

[@Airbender1023]

Nothing beats being serenaded by sal and Chrissy chaos every Thursday at 11am

[@jrfallon]

54:25 sal points at straw because it’s pointing at him and chris immediately points it in the other direction 😂😂😂😂❤️

[@Christisills220]

"Home is where the pillows have no corners" on a cornerless embroidered pillow

[@EJacobsBeats]

I love knowing when Chrissy Build-Ups is telling the end of the pod "This has been Hey Babe" cliff hanger story

[@xXxDigitalBathxXx]

I love when Sal motions towards Chrissy's drink and Chrissy moves the straw for him

[@indigo7]

So do I and Deftones is the shit

[@ChrissyChaosClips]

SHOUT OUT BLACK ICE COFFEE AND THAT POUND CAKE LADY🙌🙌

[@shanabelll]

Don’t be a fake 🚫 don’t be a flake ❄️ don’t run away 🏃‍♀️ from your feelings babe 💅

[@elraborx3333]

Make a “BIRTH CONTROL !!” T-shirt for hey babe merch please !!

[@davidperez5089]

@@calise1628 why not? I'd do it.

[@kattah]

BAHAHAHA

[@schingh1973]

Lol. Or a ring tone

[@reidpenick6785]

54:26 Sal can’t have that straw pointing at him 😂

[@rilesfomiles8662]

I love when sal says “I have a weak constitution” every other episode lmao

[@slipknotkid2]

I love how Sal got confused when he said "Black ice" referring to his coffee. Straight up, Bert Kreisher got confused on Joe Rogan when he said the same thing in context to black ice on the road.

[@rjperez2617]

The fact that the straw pointing at Sal was enough of an edge/corner to bother was it for me 😂😂😂 love you guys and the pod so much

[@WickedSpade]

54:26 the subtle "move your straw away from me" without even saying anything 🤣 🤣

[@mayamattison]

As a diehard Golden Girls fan I almost died when Sal casually dropped the Mrs. Petrillo joke

[@jadedjay7861]

Same babe

[@Dickiesmall]

Shout out spinal taps, shout out pediatricians, shout out 4th of July, shout out Americano Cafe, shout out strong constitutions

[@maryholland5255]

This made me actually laugh out loud

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

The Babes are back in town, the Babes are back in tooooooowwwwn

[@UnwiseWings0973]

Yes! The Babes are back! Look forward to this every Thursday. Also, respect to TheHomelessPimp for the top-quality editing as usual!

[@smitty1281]

chrissy cliffhangers always gets my heart rate so high before ending the episode

[@maliceinpunderland1909]

The person who disliked must like Breyer's ice cream.

[@Loveyevee]

@jaderadar it was u

[@DMB088]

@jaderadar I thought I was imagining it. Breyers chocolate ice cream was like heaven to me decades ago. Now it's no better than the store brand.

[@PrincessUnicornBunny]

I mean there’s gotta be a shirt that says “You’re throwing B’s at me, babe”

[@BlairBryngelson]

Chrissy Chaos really crossed a line with that closing!!!

[@justice5150]

I think they're miss-guided on those cliff hangers. Ppl lose interest in the stories really quickly, especially after a week long wait haha. Still funny though lol

[@calebbb95]

@@justice5150 uhhh which people

[@iamasunshinefactory]

How I’ve come to consume the babes, and I believe it’s the best way: 1) listen the full eppie weppie in pod form (just audio) 2) later that night open up the ole ‘tube to appreciate how close the image in your head was to the reactions on the screen and, of course, for pimp’s awesome edits This is how I spend ~2.5 hours every Thursday now

[@Sebshuerta]

Hey Babe and Taste Buds are the yin and yang of podcasting 😂

[@lilysmith9207]

i think it’s really cute that chris’s straw was pointing at sal and then sal just pointed at it and chris knew what to do

[@lilypowder1]

The “… and this has been Hey Babe!” at the end makes me die laughing but also simultaneously mad bc I want to hear the story now!!! 😂💀

[@lucaseliarosenstock9737]

so funny when you shoutout tom brady, im dying babes. Never stop doing that

[@ab-jf2re]

At this point they can’t stop 😂

[@EK1908]

Absolutely loved this episode❤️ It gave in all categories!😂😂

[@GymAndSun]

Was literally just thinking 5 min ago. Where’s my Hey Babe?! 😆

[@natachiamiller9097]

He’s Chrissy Cliffhanger now 😂

[@richieg.3192]

Hey Babe in the morning, Barn Wars in the evening. Chrissy at supper time. When you have Chrissy on a Thursday, you can have Chrissy anytime. (Sing to bagel bites jingle)

[@jlouiseknust]

Do they still make thos

[@richieg.3192]

@@jlouiseknust If not, I blame China.

[@AntiiElian]

@@jlouiseknust they do I had a dozen before bed, shamelessly

[@kevinl3254]

Bagel Bites going on the grocery list! Shout bagel bites!

[@richieg.3192]

@jaderadar vs hot pockets

[@Dorito_Dust]

This is the absolute best pod that has ever existed and always will be. You boys are incredible, so fun, so silly, so quick witted, and the highlight of our week. We love you! Thanks for making us laugh and smile and for being clean enough to share with family😭 We need some fog hey babe merch, cahuteeee

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

Why is Dennis from It’s Always Sunny sitting next to Sal in that old painting on the left of the couch tho?!?!

[@chriscee3981]

The golden god stays shining

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

@@chriscee3981 using the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, I’m assuming…..

[@jacobelliott60]

I’m always looking forward to Thursday! Yay for the babes!

[@melissacouto3587]

Intro suggestion: Sal and Chris sing Hey babe to the tune of “My Girl” by the Temptations. I think it would work ☺️

[@ab-jf2re]

YASSSSS

[@lordfordification]

I thought they already did

[@melissacouto3587]

@@lordfordification no they haven’t….I went back into older podcasts and checked 😂

[@JPatelLive]

@@melissacouto3587 you're a die hard Babe, babe! 😄👏🏾

[@JPatelLive]

Do it with it with #mygirlmovie vid playing background with Macauley Culkin+the girls face as Sal+Chrissy as the song plays!😂🎤🎥🎶 *-Question is WHO WILL BE Mack+who will be da gurl?!💏😂*

[@EmJayEnoughSaid]

Good story u got me “ HEY BABE “ favorite pod out there cant wait for every Thursdays

[@jamiepstables]

I'm so early this babe is still in 360p. I love Napoleon ice cream.

[@fashiondeshanel]

From the intro, to the beginning dialogue between the two, to shortening of words...love them together 😂

[@mybbyrocky1]

Can we get some merch made with “if your listening and we know that you are” that be awesome

[@aftermarqet2593]

love how the straw in chrissy’s drink was pointing towards sal. he just points at it and chrissy fixes it the opposite direction. true babes. 🖤

[@mylifeinaburger9556]

BABES THESE ENDINGS CANNOT CONTINUE ANY FURTHER 😭😭😭😭😭

[@briibrii875]

You guys truly make my mornings. You're energy and friendship is 100% adorbs. love ya babes

[@andrewtruex]

The slow pan when Sal rants is why Pimp is the best in the biz

[@bigtmane8]

He's a true A hole for that. Got me and my wife leaning down, looking at the fully engaged and focused waiting to hear the end of the story lolol

[@Moviesrule2011]

A bowl, coffee and Hey Babe. I might conquer the world today, not to alarm anyone

[@Lemurs8]

Right there with ya brotha 👌🏼

[@beccapineda3765]

The camera work in the beginning with the fades back and forth between the babes is *chef’s kiss* perfecto!

[@Los32]

Congrats Tom Brady on another Super Bowl win. My balls are completely blown off at this news!!

[@brendandoherty1283]

45:48 why did he say Minnesota with an Irish accent?😂

[@AdultsAreTalking]

I saw this comment the second he said that 🤣

[@erikveiga6109]

I fall for the cliff hanger every fucking time lol

[@GolferOfDiscs]

Top 3 pods of all time I’m calling it

[@BoxForSobriety]

“Hey Babe!” Has become everyday lingo for me now and I love how everyone thinks it’s annoying

[@THIRDeye1989]

The non-shoutout breyers rant was sooo good. I laughed through it all. 🤣

[@nlscroggins]

I’M NOT RUNNING AWAY FROM MY FEELINGS, BABES

[@chelseacooper6343]

Sal pointing to the straw, and Chris moving it without ANY clarification. 🤣😂🤣😂

[@lukemugen]

After the NBA Finals, Chris and Sal are gonna have to mention that every episode instead of the Super Bowl.

[@hopehefley]

It’s so refreshing to hear grown men talk about being insecure in their weight. My weight has fluctuated so much all my life, and I always thought I was just weird 😂 It’s good to know someone else has experienced the same thing and I’m not just crazy lol

[@y.b.i.tribepodcast3839]

I NEED A HEY BABE T-SHIRT THAT SAYS “ I GOT A GERBIL IN MY POUNDCAKE”!

[@lyndacoppola3479]

I love when Chris’ straw was pointing towards Sal and Sal just had to point at it and Chris fixes it immediately lol

[@johnnyjoesamorajr.1025]

Hey babe made me live Thursdays❤️

[@DMB088]

Having a tough day at work, very late lunch, but thank God I get to listen to the Babes on lunch 🥰

[@michaelasrich7831]

We definitely need Chrissy Cholesterol on Taste Buds

[@jonathanhansen1828]

The subtle point to the straw and Chris totally getting what it meant is hilarious lol

[@BeLLaChiCa1231]

I feel alive when Pimp laughs

[@Garblegox]

The "This has been Hey Babe" at the end is the part I look forward to the most. And I've never been ready for a single one.

[@mirah7433]

a fake myfitnesspal entry t-shirt would be such a vibe. available in XL-5XL only

[@jilltaylor7271]

MY GAWD THAT ENDING WAS TO DIE FOR!!!!! LOVE YOU BABES!

[@kentsilva]

Anyone else not even bother listening to Chrissy’s fake stories at the end now because they know it’s a set up?😂😂😂😂

[@JPatelLive]

No, just you! They're the fkn best, babe! 😄 This one was a killer! 💯 😃 💫 I felt the whole build up and *I loved the expected crescendo!* 🌊

[@j666parker87]

No, because that is basically how comedy works. Most jokes, and I know this is probably shocking, not true stories.

[@JPatelLive]

@@j666parker87 @Joseph Parker exactly babe! This is a COMEDY PODCAST!💯 They are mostly TRUE STORIES, and a _few elaborated experiences,_ *THAT'S how Comedy works- **_Based on true life experiences!_* 👉🏾 Kent, gfy babe! 😂 😎 🖖🏽

[@connerhill4712]

I need some more careless whisper from this couple 😂

[@marcs1130]

Make no mistake cuz, I thought I was having early signs of old timers disease because you guys always congratulate Tom Brady every week. I think I figured it out!

[@axa5005]

The random shoutout to Mase and well wishes to get his money…lmaooo I love you Sal. This pod is the greatest . Name a better duoooo

[@emilykowalczyk6933]

i’ve been watching hey babe since it started and i just realized i know chris from mtv girl code/guy code..

[@fernandofloresgarcia9965]

hahaha "above the Lemon NIpple" Tremendous Line from Chrissy Babe !!!!! Also great Merch Idea

[@Angellaye]

Chris, just finally gave you a chance on the BadFriends episode because I never thought someone who looked like you would actually be funny lmao, I'm so sorry. But you're amazing. Obsessed ! Will be seeking you out HEAVILY ! Subbed to everything you got! Watched every feature you're in ! Lmao Obsessededdeddd

[@selenajustine2975]

The rage I feel after Chrissy Cliffhanger ends with “And this has been hey babe”! Omg and it’s worse cause I KNOW ITS COMING! I really want a shirt with all the different pronunciations of chihuahua y’all went through for like 2 mins 😂😂

[@CC-tt6jn]

CHRISSY D!!! Me and my sis use your name as a code word when we’re on the phone with each other and we have other people in the room with us so we don’t say anything weird lmao! So if she calls me I immediately say “Chris Distefano” to prevent each other from embarrassment. SHOUTOUT

[@breadeweateh9562]

Ok weirdo

[@notbothered7510]

Mine is pineapple🤣 how do ppl not have a “safe word”?!??

[@CC-tt6jn]

@@breadeweateh9562 kk sorry you don’t have a funny sibling relationship🤷🏻‍♀️🤗🥱

[@breadeweateh9562]

@@CC-tt6jn eh you comment just has major "I'm silly and cooky haha😜" energy. You don't have to behave like that to have fun lmao

[@CC-tt6jn]

@@breadeweateh9562 ok weirdo

[@deyannaf4380]

44:50 I am legit ☠️😂🤣!!! ❤️❤️❤️HEY BABE

[@ChefYinzer]

HEY BABES WHERES THE MERCH?!?! Shout out Sally V, Shout out Chrissy D, shout out podcasts

[@nonope9700]

At the hospital getting blood work. And the babes makes this smelly room feel like home. Love you babes

[@thegirlwithoutaname1]

I’d love a plain black hoodie with “it’s Ps, babe” small where a chest pocket would be

[@desireemoreno4787]

The cut to Chrissy D, and their portrait is right in my face!!!!! ICONiC!!!!!!!

[@Brook182]

Make no mistake, this episode should have been named “Black guys coffee”

[@BadTitan1330]

World if you're listening and WE KNOW YOU ARE! HAHAHA BEST POD

[@JoshuaPack]

Why are we watching this in 360p potato quality?

[@JoshuaPack]

@Chaos Machinator it's weird, on my phone I get 720p, on desktop I get 360p...

[@OlArtie99]

I saw that “this has been hey babe” from a mile away 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bailsandbangers7070]

Hagen Dazs is an American based Ice Cream company founded in 1960 in Bronx, NY USA according to the googs.

[@hannahveldhoen]

No it's Hitler's favourite ice cream.

[@megan5426]

I have binged watched every single episode within the last week. so happy I’m here babes 💜

[@TheCookiecupcakes]

You guys look great and the weight thing isn't as bad as you think (from other peoples perspectives at least). It's just like when people used to care about guys going bald (teenagers and 20 something's?) and now that we are all around our 40's we see that no one really cares beyond that age group. You are both attractive because of your personalities. You have ABOVE AVERAGE personalities. This is not just idle flattery, it is a fact. People would pay actual money to hang out with you. You should factor that in when you are looking in the mirror!