As a Scandinavian this is how a regular conversation sounds like
@-starrysunrise-29083 ай бұрын
I can't believe his wife, husband, father and son were killed by a gnome and he still had the courage to forgive them and marry a gnome Top ten character arcs of ever! Made me cry.
@MsTerkup3 ай бұрын
If they'd also have killed his mother that would have been too much
@DanielLCarrier3 ай бұрын
Maybe he forgave them, or maybe he just accepted that the gnomes that killed his loved ones and the one he married are completely different gnomes.
@rusticcloud33253 ай бұрын
Please don't forget that gnomes are deceitful 😢
@Sciman1013 ай бұрын
We need a game jam where the only restriction is you need to use these sounds. All of them.
@randomaccount3493 ай бұрын
“The North… the Northern lights or something.” Is my favorite line. But I love all the gnome stuff.
@momon9693 ай бұрын
Two peoples at war will always come together to fight a common enemy. And the most common enemy is loneliness.
@dream_weaver62073 ай бұрын
The common enemy are gnomes
@keenwalsh64013 ай бұрын
the most common enemy is main character there playing both sides and killing everyone
@Chowder_T3 ай бұрын
Damn, Scandinavian NPC went through a whole positive character arc in the space of two minutes.
@Cu_Lyo3 ай бұрын
I can only imagine the thought process for the shield maiden part was something like "but how will the audience know it is a she? WAIT!"
@fruityfrauline3 ай бұрын
Can’t wait to use these sound effects
@TheRealStewpid3 ай бұрын
yoooo just TODAY I was like "I could really use some Scandinavian type npc sounds in my rpg rn, ideally no copyright" what are the odds 😭
@rymoEight3 ай бұрын
Can you say "The gnome's touch is unlike any other," but a little... breathier? Like you're in bed and... Nevermind.
@MattiasPilhede3 ай бұрын
🤨
@sofastuffing3 ай бұрын
Lmaooo
@littlebitmoreksp3 ай бұрын
absolutely phenomenal....... i should make a video game with these copyright free voice lines
@randomatorPHD3 ай бұрын
As much as id like to make a game starring this warrior, i think the 2 attack cries repeated over an hours long rpg adventure would be grating.
@supercolinoid3 ай бұрын
"A gnome's touch is unlike any other" `,: [
@Antifearn3 ай бұрын
1:16 That is the cutest wolf I’ve ever seen someone draw 🥹
@ITR3 ай бұрын
"Creative commons license" doesn't really mean anything, because there's multiple vastly different CC licenses. Given that you impose no limitations on credit you presumably want a CC0 license, which is effectively the same as putting the audio in the public domain.
@reidalyn23283 ай бұрын
"The gnome's touch is unlike any other" is such a great foreshadowing for the ending
@lostmarble5403 ай бұрын
Imagining him in a non-fantasy rpg. Every one in this game owns a cell phone and a microwave.
@Josukegaming3 ай бұрын
This whole skit is so funny but the shield maiden POV really got me. Like ah yes thats clearly what women see all day and should be the HUD for elder scrolls 6
@MattiasPilhede3 ай бұрын
I really liked the idea of the whole chest moving up like it was equipable
@Molten_Anarchist3 ай бұрын
The fucking shieldmaiden pov is so stupidly funny to me... As much as the gnome stuff of course.
@momon9693 ай бұрын
The guy doing all the talking got a character arc, but shieldmaiden's got two of them
@squidwardart3 ай бұрын
Glad to see they united in their struggle against trolls, my brother was killed by trolls, my father was killed by trolls and even I was killed by trolls, oh right..
@Cappy-Bara3 ай бұрын
Nice seeing him overcome his Gnomophobic behavior
@hawkeedwards27723 ай бұрын
I am totally going to use this in a game some day. Just insert an entire gnome storyline just for these voicelines in a non-gnome based game.
@fan_of_lizzers3 ай бұрын
those damnable gnomes edit: nevermind me and the gnomes are besties
@randomotaku55003 ай бұрын
“The gnome’s touch is unlike any other” THATS WHAT WE CALL FORESHADOWING
@ThePsychicPotato3 ай бұрын
Daughters seem to resist gnome attacks
@erseshe3 ай бұрын
She betrayed her father for a gnome's touch. For a small gnomish sword. (And pitiful gnomish magic)
@sofastuffing3 ай бұрын
And mothers
@reitrace3 ай бұрын
id trust him to be in my party as long as i wasnt a gnome
@timsyberfeldt48213 ай бұрын
Good to see this one make it off the side channel. Truly one of the all time greats!
@Godnibblets3 ай бұрын
Oh dang I really loved the original title so much 😂
@jonathannaranjo63163 ай бұрын
This will be perfect audio to use for my game, "Northern Scandinavian Gnomes RPG"!
@younesisalivethankfully3 ай бұрын
Mattias is uploading more
@REO_Speedweed3 ай бұрын
jokes on you, now I'm gonna use these to make an anti-gnome rpg
@casualology.3 ай бұрын
ill never look at a front garden the same way again
@thebeber25463 ай бұрын
Gnomes can‘t behave, but they do make good desktops I‘ll tell you.
@plebisMaximus3 ай бұрын
Leve norden, ned med nisserne!
@Strinching3 ай бұрын
I actually want this in a game
@zingzall9863 ай бұрын
I’m going to make a DND character now, and only talk with voice lines from this
@mixingcat52133 ай бұрын
You got Gnomed!
@Cxtheepichunter3 ай бұрын
This is how all of my conversations in Norwegian goes
@SmileytheSmile3 ай бұрын
I'm glad The Swedish Gnome Wars are getting more mainstream attention.
@Argomundo3 ай бұрын
Well I got flashbanged ... also I expected 0:58 "I got murdered by a gnome" as a punchline
@Survivalist_Redo3 ай бұрын
"I used to be an adventurer like you until I took a gnome to the knee"
@creditsunknown79743 ай бұрын
I wish to believe this all happened in the same play through with the same guy
@genkoti3 ай бұрын
What a character arc.
@bacon.cheesecake3 ай бұрын
1:18 the wag is such a cute detail
@towermeower3 ай бұрын
Looking forward to this quest in The Witcher 4
@Wavpro3 ай бұрын
Insane writing
@RaichuKFM3 ай бұрын
This is the highest art that I have had the privilege to witness. I can only hope to one day find a home for these masterful recordings in my own works.
@notlunalust3 ай бұрын
THE SEQUEL I ALWAYS WANTED!!
@realkingofantarctica3 ай бұрын
'You'll never save Prince Carl Philip. I, King Lindwyrm, will strike you down... "Mattias"?' 🤨
@demonkiller80003 ай бұрын
Hehe that's him!
@ConstantlyDamaged3 ай бұрын
The gnomes have betrayed us!
@jogman78763 ай бұрын
This is awesome!
@slapstick9203 ай бұрын
Ok now do the voicelines for the romance playtrough
@HandleHandle1453 ай бұрын
Hidden gem
@gsus39183 ай бұрын
I love the content volume lately! Great vid!
@raeplaysval3 ай бұрын
this is something
@att73643 ай бұрын
TOTAL GNOME DEATH! 1:12
@project-gladiator3 ай бұрын
I love the idea that in this universe there are no gnomes, he's just crazy.
@mofire56743 ай бұрын
Everytime I come across this video (I watch it a lot) the title is different 😂
@MattiasPilhede3 ай бұрын
I'm a bit unsure what to call it, since you watch it a lot I'm willing to take suggestions
@mofire56743 ай бұрын
@@MattiasPilhede I'm no video producer but my intuition tells me something like: "Nordic Type NPC - Copyright Free Sound Effects". My first thought is that including both "NPC" and "in a RPG" are perhaps a bit redundant for the sake of brevity. Either way, love this one!
@andylordy1773 ай бұрын
@@MattiasPilhedeyou really took his suggestion wild lmao, love the video
@figo35543 ай бұрын
You always suprise me
@chameowmile3 ай бұрын
And everyone thought in unison, "this should be a real videogame"
@guyrocketram96983 ай бұрын
9.5/10 could have mentioned mead more.
@notqmt3 ай бұрын
i do this in the shower
@memeboi6623 ай бұрын
Did not watch a second yet but liked the video for the title alone
@huachimingoh.h22833 ай бұрын
Dude your extended family got killed by that guy why are you matrying him
@lamarepository2483 ай бұрын
Well clearly he needs to get to work making replacements, why did you think?
@DogusAmbrosius3 ай бұрын
This made me cry
@koenahn3 ай бұрын
I love how this is all just one liners
@altermetax3 ай бұрын
Now I want someone to make a game where this audio is used for an NPC
@naemsterino3 ай бұрын
I am going into game design and I am absolutely going to try to fit all of these lines into a game
@monomelon3 ай бұрын
I can't believe it I've just been gnomed for a full 2 minutes
@IndigoGollum2 ай бұрын
I'm amazed nobody has made a Skyrim mod adding these lines to the male nord guards' regular dialogue. I would do it if my computer could run Skyrim.
@gramwra3 ай бұрын
i need to use this in a game asap 😭😭 thank u, mattias! ❤
@chimaeraarts3 ай бұрын
Such a character to arc
@bacon.cheesecake3 ай бұрын
0:52 Finally some good bisexual representation in media
@luke_fabis3 ай бұрын
I really want to play the videogame where these lines would be NPC background chatter.
@humpsterthedumpster36533 ай бұрын
The Gnorth... The gnorthern lights or something
@Kuriitto3 ай бұрын
Gnome gnome gnomeeeee
@darkingmimo3 ай бұрын
I'll definitely use this for my first game.
@fablion63243 ай бұрын
gnomes (derogatory)
@cobyhowarth41783 ай бұрын
Did he marry the gnome that killed his Wife/Son/Father?
@paulotado24943 ай бұрын
Ah, a fine blade.
@clementverkimpe9403 ай бұрын
the end is when your high charisma character have united the nords and the gnomes into a strange alliance against a common BBEG ennemie XD
@MrBigCookieCrumble3 ай бұрын
Absolutely phegnomenal jokes!
@dross2633 ай бұрын
you joke, but "laughter fills us when the mead flows freely" is a literal quote from AC Valhalla, or at least something 90% adjacent to it
@CaptainDiqhedd3 ай бұрын
common mattias schizoposting W
@DPedroBoh3 ай бұрын
Scandiposting
@jaghatai_bulut3 ай бұрын
I see Mattias is still obsessed with mocking scandinavians and gnomes. Very good.
@theKobus3 ай бұрын
Guy depressed with a tankard: "The north..." --> Canadian literature
@fivetopoint3 ай бұрын
now THIS is how you do enemies to lovers
@ashopal58113 ай бұрын
Game Jam where you have to use these voice clips somewhere in the game
@fomod_3 ай бұрын
Do these work with female scandinavian-type NPCs, too?
@MattiasPilhede3 ай бұрын
yyyyyyyyes
@Colopty3 ай бұрын
Going on a vendetta against gnomes that ends with marrying one is a gender neutral experience.
@somedude59903 ай бұрын
Sounds like a ripped voice line compilation lol
@CaEkJu3 ай бұрын
and they always have a fucking Scottish accent, even tho they aint Scottish
@irismuddyhehe3 ай бұрын
these gnomes!!
@P-Mouse3 ай бұрын
Skyrim belongs to the Gnomes
@hkayakh3 ай бұрын
Me pressing x over and over again to get every dialogue line from the npc
@joelsmith34733 ай бұрын
Thank Odin his daughter and mother were spared from the gnome.
@Rubbly3 ай бұрын
0:48 👀
@alithsko92073 ай бұрын
Kobold backstories in Dnd be like: 0:52 (A gnome used a single fireball)
@Sveechka3 ай бұрын
Let's goo!!! Give us more npc's!! #EastSlavicNpc! #SPQNNPC!
@ARTHUR_SMYTH_3 ай бұрын
gnome
@okapio413 ай бұрын
you get more nordic everyday
@ivan-sin-compania57103 ай бұрын
Someone pls make a 20 minute rpg maker game with his voicelines or smt