The Minecraft Movie trailer is very ... odd.

[@PhoenixSC]

EDIT: Aaaaand the video's been copyright claimed. r/PhoenixSC translated the "portal cube/tesseract" riddle (0:48): IRON GOLD STONE GATE HEAD HOME redd.it/1gv7gm9

[@techgenius0411]

Oh that’s super cool

[@Memsiguess]

please make r/freakixSC

[@techgenius0411]

I wonder if it’s like some portal

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

New golem leaks?!?

[@fingerknight27]

thx

[@GSBarlev]

I read that "Take Two" line at a direct acknowledgement of how badly the teaser was received.

[@jabarirants]

Now that is clever or necessary?

[@cuenta2-n1v]

​@@jabarirants yes

[@XIC8D]

Interesting take!

[@gebibaboy5212]

Gta 6 reference

[@AmbiVA-g8d]

I was waiting for someone else to say something about that loll

[@Seed]

As a child, I too yearned for the mines.

[@Ttoillrigg]

Ngl me too

[@ShadowAnimatez]

why is everyone talking about this statement

[@not_the_useless_cake856]

District 12’s coal mines.

[@LinteirSomeZebra]

*Frostpunk* coal mines would love you!

[@samuelkelson2700]

In the mines. In the mines.🎶🎶

[@dragonbug2957]

They should reference the lag that happens when you blow up a bunch of tnt.

[@smishyavocado1807]

LMAO the movie just drops to like 2fps. Or Steve gives some kind of verbal warning about not blowing up too much because "it takes longer to fully detonate."

[@pheonix8621]

Or the game could crash

[@Skelephaser]

Slow motion would probably be their best option

[@scordenw3]

GRIMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@smishyavocado1807]

​@@pheonix8621 the movie just ends and the credits roll

[@veggietablefruit]

the fact that the sign doesn't say "no minors allowed" is the biggest missed opportunity i have ever seen

[@FunnyDirector101]

💀

[@MochiFam]

lmao

[@nick-tm5lj]

How do I say this…

[@MochiFam]

@@nick-tm5lj ?

[@naejelangelogonzales6623]

You freak

[@lapazet2135]

I wonder if the guy who made the children yearn for the mines joke on twitter ever though it would be used in a 150million dollar movie one day

[@Adhejsnfn]

he must be really happy

[@MeloniestNeon]

Give the "The Children yearn for the mines" guy his royalties Universal

[@Jadondigital]

@@aelarlightbringer6372That line in the movie is a reference to a twitter post from a while back

[@paperhat_boi]

​@@aelarlightbringer6372just children yearning for the mines.

[@Amos...]

The funny thing is, they followed up to the tweet with a semi-serious comment on “transgenderism” being body mutilation iirc, which leads me to believe it may not have been entirely a joke

[@Coloradoball_gooberia]

Can't wait to hear jack black say "This is a creeper, oh man..."

[@JaneIsAGuy]

if this doesnt get in the movie, that will be the most missed opportunity ever

[@XDX13]

@@JaneIsAGuyimagine he doesn’t say “don’t mine at night”

[@VergilSpardaDMC]

"This is the fallen kingdom"

[@alejandroo.2358]

i will take back every negative comment i had on the movie if that happens

[@eglol]

Don't bring my hopes up about that but seriously it should happen

[@VOLATILEVOXELS]

Jack Black LITERALLY yearns for the mines. This is going to be a movie

[@GreenGuy0113]

m i n e c r a f t

[@T.U.P.Y.0]

To be a what?, i cannot see it

[@war_fish]

@@T.U.P.Y.0 its a movie

[@EpicSword28]

"let me be clear" ahh comment

[@KironeYT]

@@T.U.P.Y.0 he said its probably gonna be a movie

[@NovaMaster375]

THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE MINES

[@PuppetTheClown1]

RAHHHH

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

AND THE ADULTS THE MINERS

[@PickleNugget-tk6bw]

They will be Miners/Minors.

[@Canigetanumber609]

Nice pfp

[@HiThereZoomy]

WEEE DO!

[@liamkenny9097]

Teaser: "I am.... Steve" Movie clip: "This... is the crafting table." Trailer 1: "As a child... I yearned for the mines."

[@yumokoi546]

good character development

[@eglol]

This is beautiful. We're making history here

[@sethphillips7953]

Anyone think the kid looks exactly like destiny?

[@DecemberGalaxy0]

yoda in minecraft when?..

[@SemiHypercube]

I can't believe they actually made a "the children yearn for the mines" joke in this

[@buddyarchivos7338]

le funny meme XD

[@Ttoillrigg]

I would prefer if they yarned for the mines

[@D4ng3r_D4ys]

One of the best parts imo

[@Asiago9]

I'm expecting that to be the only good joke in the movie

[@Steve_Plasma]

I dont get it

[@AbsoIute_Chaos]

1920: Children were taken out of the coal mines 2020: Minecraft was the most popular game on the market The children yearn for the mines

[@KeyboardTarantula]

I love that copypasta

[@SumoneLol]

That one Twitter post I saw a from while back lmao

[@Reki_rrrrr]

The adults yearn for the min…

[@BruceTheCrazyCat0]

@@Reki_rrrrr ors

[@AKWLMath]

This joke is going to get spammed everywhere now that this trailer exists.

[@Shy_Abi]

The sizes of the blocks makes it feel more like Terraria. 3 blocks tall, 2 blocks wide.

[@GoldenGamerFox7272fromYT]

they even got the spectre boots at 5:20

[@Cosmosdestructor]

@@GoldenGamerFox7272fromYTwrong. Those boots are from Minecraft Dungeons, not Terraria.

[@leonardotrujillo8661]

​@@GoldenGamerFox7272fromYTyea no, they're from minecraft dungeons

[@gunre0n]

Dude, he knows. Hes just making a joke

[@LocalCGU]

Terraria x Minecraft movie collab real

[@Inspirator_AG112]

*@[**1:09**]:* Based on the silence, I will assume either: • You were sniped by content ID. • You were orbital striked by Warner. • You intentionally silenced this to protect yourself from both of the above.

[@onemigdincol]

It's the third one, he explained that the music used for the trailer is the most common overrated music trailer used in existence.

[@exquisitepullup]

Warner bought the license to use “Time To Pretend” from MGMT in the trailer, that of course doesn’t mean that the license is extended to all reviewers. With the edit, it seems that the ultimatum was to lose all revenue from the video or to silence the parts using the music.

[@ScarComfy]

i just thought my headphones broke

[@crumbs-vx5tj]

I though it was my headphones

[@milofour]

helldivers refrence?

[@dbuzman]

If they want to stop the evil force, then go into peaceful mode.

[@claptivity]

Absolute cinema

[@timetraveler7]

I would give a standing ovation if that's how it ended.

[@johnlourencecarlos9620]

"A person who thinks all the time"

[@OscarShortsLOL-m7m]

PLUH

[@FacelessNoob_77]

the world has cheats off

[@BunrithViwatthanak]

That kid was so rich he bought every single mod from the marketplace to Steve's world just to destroy it

[@sonogramgrl]

the only way a wolf's eyes are red is if you punch it, jack black canonically punched a dog Also, I'm very positive that it was not aggro on an animal, Because it was standing perfectly still and not actively chasing anything, It would make sense for him to be near Steve, because well, That's what it's chasing.

[@Candlemancer]

Aren't they also just aggressive at night? And they definitely turn red when they attack sheep

[@julius00]

They also become red when theyre trying to kill other animals

[@Ze_eT]

@@Candlemancer >Aren't they also just aggressive at night? That's spiders.

[@daenite2480]

​@@Candlemancer bro has been watching too much Better than Wolves

[@fadillah6014]

​@@Candlemancerthey not agresive at night, only spider does

[@EpicSword28]

"i yearned for the mines" tells me this movie will create a whole lot of memes...

[@FireIceFoxOfficial]

All I can say is that you are mostly correct because I watched the movie but it was not fully edited

[@Ttoillrigg]

I also yarned for the mines

[@Adowrath]

wdym it creates it's piggybacking off the yearn for the mines meme.

[@EpicSword28]

@@Adowrath well it definitely created "i am steve" at least

[@RManPthe1st]

@@EpicSword28 piggybacking off of "I am iron man"?

[@The_undefeated_one]

As someone learning in history about the children in the mines, no human would want to work in the mines if they have enough food.

You would think so, but actually, there are people who like manual labor. Many people want to be lumberjacks or builders. Also it all depends on what kind of mine, and the equipment you are given. Also, mostly children were going thru tunnels that adults couldn't, as scouts, they weren't given the hardest jobs.

[@SM-ok3sz]

He wants to dig and explore. How hard is that to understand? He’s not saying he wants to be exploited.

[@scopeawl]

Im welsh, a lot of our recent history is mining, and i guarantee not many people would want to stay in the mines lol.

[@The_undefeated_one]

@@SM-ok3sz I said it as a joke and didn’t think it would get so many likes.

[@hexcodeff6624]

@@SM-ok3sz People do cave-diving for fun, mining, not so much

[@jabarirants]

I will say this I love some faithfulness to the game like the C418 music, the dog getting a collar when tamed and the "Did that felt quick to anyone" when it was night.

[@Ttoillrigg]

As a child I yarned for the mines

[@hanniaedithmartinezadame794]

That's such basic Minecraft stuff, for me it just feels the minimum.

[@jabarirants]

@hanniaedithmartinezadame794 True but be honest they are nice touches.

[@kacperwoch4368]

Afaik microsoft doesn't own c418's music so i imagine they had to get his permission to use it in the trailer, no?

[@dfquartzidn6151]

@@kacperwoch4368I hope they did

[@Corvidiot_YT]

My problem with the style is still the mob direction. If they went with more charming designs for passive mobs I’d have a lot less issue, because that would juxtapose with the hostile move being horrific and gruesome. That actually works well for the game of Minecraft too, the first time you open a new world you’re greeted with cute or silly looking mobs, and then night rolls around and all of a sudden you’re fighting horrific monsters. Ik it’s cliche at this point but the “first night” feeling would go a long way, instead of the viewer (and possibly the characters) being instantly appalled by the creatures of this world.

[@СрпскиСорвиголова]

The only horrific mobs are Enderman,Warden,Wither and Piglin Brutes. Everyone else not scary at all

[@the_dexman]

i mean i think the llama was okay, the sheep was a bit weird but the chicken in this one is quite charming i'd say

[@justa_user]

@@СрпскиСорвиголова "first night in minecraft" vibes, not "I known this game for a long time" shenanigans

[@СрпскиСорвиголова]

@@justa_user thats my first time seeing any of the mobs when i was a kid. Only Enderman scared me and actually zombified piglins. Now only Piglin Brutes and Zombiefied Piglins, sometimes Warden.

[@Corvidiot_YT]

@ ok that was over exaggeration, but the point still stands, I prefer only having hostile mobs being offputting

[@firestarr5812]

I know that it’s not the sort of story which would have the mass appeal a Minecraft movie is clearly aimed at. However, I was hoping to see a solitary, lonely story about the lost ancient civilization and the creatures it left behind, following its last remaining descendant. That lonely sort of feeling I always got playing the game…

[@sujitbonthala8688]

Omg that’s honesty so cool, especially coming from someone who mainly knows Minecraft from a solo perspective (I’ve barely played Minecraft)

[@kelpstorm]

i would actually love that

[@mabeldies2936]

Yeah, we have this entire community built lore about the ancient builders and stuff that they could've easily used for the movie

[@JoaoPedro-ol7sl]

That's exactly my idea for a minecraft movie. But in my idea you SEE the fall of the civilization and the story would end with Minecraft ACTUALLY beginning with just steve

[@thefanboy3285]

Same here. Imagine if once this movie was done, they secretly recorded another movie about the bittersweet peace of Minecraft.

[@AnotherRandomUser123]

As a child i YEARNED for the mines

[@JDGtheanimator]

but child labor laws always stopped me..

[@andracorexeon5131]

We're becoming miners with this one

[@toomanytimes-b8l]

what the fuck is this shitty ass comment you literally just quoted the video

[@AnotherRandomUser123]

@@toomanytimes-b8l cry abt it

[@Ttoillrigg]

As I child I yarned for the mines

[@PickleNugget-tk6bw]

6:30 Mojang hates guns. Also Mojang. I’m gunna cry

[@Classic642]

You're GUNna cry?

[@PickleNugget-tk6bw]

@ yep. Shoulda made gun all caps.

[@dwarian5252]

@@PickleNugget-tk6bw not too late to edit the comment lol

[@UserAccount-ThisOne]

@@dwarian5252 its too late, it got hearted...

[@ChickadeeRose]

Don't forget about the purging of gun mods then the immediate partnership with nerf

[@ChaosNe0]

The barrels full of minerals go hard, though. I wish that'd be in the base game: Just decorative boxes you can put minerals in, like the bookshelves.

[@MintFlowerGacha]

"Why does he have the Tesseract?" I love live chats.

[@SilverShards]

It does function the same thing.

[@Jamseth_Ingramious]

He installed an older version of Thermal Expansion.

[@RandomFullname]

It’s literally the old minecraft in real life videos but in a movie 😭

[@Space97.]

But with a way larger budget and it actually looks rlly good I'm talking about the mobs but other things just look okay

[@astrobaconyt]

I don’t get the hate It looks genuinely good

[@Cheezyfeet123]

OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THOSE

[@bouwny9000]

@@astrobaconytFRRRR

[@tackington...3172]

​@@astrobaconyt I think most people hate it because everything but the people are animated, so the people look incredibly out of place.

[@VanderkussenChannel]

It looks like a high budget H&M ad crossed over with Minecraft

[@PhoenixSellen-jo2cm]

They somehow made it look even more like a 2013 minecraft mobs in real life video than the last trailer

[@GreenGuyE90]

True😭🙏

[@manologamerss5801]

Because the last one didn't even reach the quality standard of a 2013 Minecraft IRL video. Now it kind of does.

[@Watermelondence]

@@manologamerss5801 What are you on about, this movie is better than any minecraft irl video you could make

[@theoneguest1]

real

[@MatthewMoreau]

@@WatermelondenceHow?

[@YelloFelloMC]

the "hermes boots" are actually a minecraft dungeons item called "boots of swiftness." Interesting to see the different games items collide

[@LegianaPlush]

Terraria reference

[@onionmaster250]

as a child I yearned for the mines

[@kolkagaming1234]

Yeah, so is Minecraft Legends because the Piglins aren’t zombified like in that game. Oh & the seer was in the teaser too.

[@imafailure]

now i wonder. do people even play mc legends. i bet nobody does.

[@WilderBaton]

u sure they aint feather falling boots????

[@lightninghuff]

6:53 "It's going to get its money back." Underselling much? A mid Minecraft Movie is still going to rake in tons of money.

[@245trichlorophenate]

Question: If he has an elytra, he's clearly been to the end. Then why does he act like ender pearls are rare?

[@Shadow-hm3uq]

Not that anything in this trailer made any sense in the first place, but maybe "Steve" is like me in this regard and just got enough pearls to get to the end (and happened to have one over). So they are rare. Or there is some other bs way he got an elytra.

[@BlazingSun72]

I mean every other mob so far is creepy compared to game, so maybe endermen are too much for I am Steve

[@thenewtriosguy]

maybe the kid modded them in idfk

[@bendaonfire0078]

Maybe he ran out and he hates fighting enderman?

[@ClenchedVoice65]

Because it is like hard for them not for minecraft players

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

This honestly feels more like it was someone’s passion project that Warner Brothers just picked up then chose some actors to play in it

[@AbsolXGuardian]

And the graphical style. They took someone's beloved Minecraft animation pitch/screenplay and mutilated it

[@godzillano.1945]

​@@AbsolXGuardian always gonna find something out of nothing

[@LordSparkleBum]

@@AbsolXGuardianexactly

[@_miobrot_603]

why am I seeing you everywhere

[@halfsine]

the cube is genuinely taken straight out of "super heroes vs game heroes" video by corridor

[@dustenekoes28]

Steve’s been there for many years. His beard was brown when he entered. It could be a jumanji situation where he doesn’t know how long he’s been in the game

[@Elephantian-joy]

I love copying movies this just feels like Jumanji 3 with minecraft skinned on it

[@thewretchedspawn-q1s]

0:39 “But the call of the mines was too strong”💀💀💀

[@Fewix_]

I paused the video, got back in 15 minutes, read your comment, started the vid AND STEVE SAID THAT

[@Fanndch]

It's truly hard to resist the urge for the mines

[@nathaniel.higgerson]

i can't resist the miners 😫😫😫

[@sieugach]

IS THAT A ADNREW GAMING 67 REFRENCES???

[@ReinOrRazzin]

Why is the wretched here

[@denakadoo5683]

The Trailer is good depending on our expectations. The expectations for the first trailer were high and we were all let down. But now at the second trailer, our expectations are low and we perceive it as better.

[@Malam_NightYoru]

No i didn't this trailer is still shit

[@ThatsCrazy2222]

​@@Malam_NightYoruit was not that bad

[@tehesprite502]

Still hot garbage.

[@DiceRRoll]

I think you're the only one who's explaining why everybody suddenly loves this Which I do not understand it's the same movie it still looks the same why are they all yearning for the mines???

[@swaggychicken.]

​@@ThatsCrazy2222 the whole concept of this movie as a whole is flawed. Putting real people in a hyperealistic minecraft world that doesn't even look like Minecraft is just not it

[@grandjohn]

Its ok Steve, I think we all yearned for the mines at some point.

[@TheTeddyBearMaster2]

I also yearned for the mines

[@roxaszy984]

I find it ultra super hyper ironic and hypocritical that microsoft/mojang is so against gun mods yet in their own damn movie they have a literal gun in there

[@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky]

And Microsoft LITERALLY bought Call of Duty. Lets not forget.

[@JonathanNormandy]

Its because they only care about their child audience

[@Iheckinlovetenz]

wait what when did this happen​@@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky

[@Gandhi_Physique]

I wonder if it has to do with age rating. I wouldn't be surprised if having guns in the game, or the perception of guns being in the game, would increase the age rating. I doubt it, but idk. Really weird to be so anti-gun. If it were real life, I'd much rather not get chased with a sword.

[@LineOfThy]

@@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky age ratings, different target audiences

[@tonyth9240]

A second trailer has hit youtube

[@EricTruman-q5i]

Sir a second trailer has hit KZbin

[@theepicshifter1251]

​@@EricTruman-q5i go away, these kids are reading

[@GomarThePotato]

💀

[@WillWoodTallyHallBearGhost]

LYLE LYLE THEY HIT KZbin

[@raidenjanes2304]

TURN ON THE ORB ANY CHANNEL

[@onionturtle3295]

Can’t wait for live action hero brine say “thou art unfit even to craft”

[@CH3R.N0BY1]

it still feels like a fanmade youtube trailer because there's barely a story being threaded, its just neat scenes and decent editing. i did like the animation of the border when jack black came out of the portal

[@theconjuredcourt6057]

That’s kinda the whole point of a trailer…

[@ignore2466]

@@theconjuredcourt6057 respectfully disagree

[@weathermanh]

@@theconjuredcourt6057you’re supposed to show a hook to get the audience interested

[@duckified.]

@@weathermanh the hook is it's a movie of the most popular children's game of all time and unfortunately, that works for children

[@Stickamajig]

​@weathermanh The teaser is supposed to be the hook, which has little context as possible but shows the visual style and characters involved. The trailers job is to pull people in by showing tidbits of the main plot line, aka introductions, setting, protags, and antagonists. There's a direction they're going, but at least TEASING the main villan in a "muahaha I'm walking down the staircase and you can see my sillouette" would've worked. Maybe they could've added more of the nether, or showcased some battles, because rn it just looks like they're walking and running in a blocky world without any actual... stakes.

[@jamesbond3w]

4:46 Dude its the RTX Villager!!! I've seen a bunch of that one animator shorts and that is basically the same CGI animation style

[@thelordz33]

I will not believe that the trailers are accurate depictions of the movie until it actually comes out. Up until them, I am 100% convinced that they are completely unrelated to the actual movie and a form of advertising by using the discussion of how bad the trailers are to get more attention

[@Elephantian-joy]

people said this with sonic until proven wrong when they made merch of that ugly ass model and the company confirmed they took the more human route although it would be hilarious if it turns out to be 100% animated with the best storytelling ever

[@OrtegaSauce]

2:25 "there's one more thing you want to know..." "Don't mine at night"

[@WWRAYWATW]

Thanks, now it is playing in my head /j

[@The-EJ-Factor]

I know you’re looking at that cave, and you’re feeling kinda brave

[@colbyoravits6743]

@@The-EJ-Factor “Go to bed you’ll be alright.” “Don’t mine at night!”

[@cinderwolf32]

It's such terrible advice. The hostile mob spawn rates in caves will be lower during the night, since many mobs will spawn on the now-viable surface, making night the BEST time to mine.

[@Noname-xr4ql]

I know your looking at that cave and your feeling kind of brave

[@htvmp]

tbh i just wanted the story to be like those minecraft novels you'd find in 2016 at the book fair, like the Gameknight999 Series

[@Nobody-ue5qs]

Man this comment just brought me back years into the past like that one scene with the critic in Ratatouille

[@SalamanderrYT]

ngl the Gameknight999 series would make a realllly good movie

[@zynxrs]

theres no way you just brought that series back into my head

[@McLyTheChannel]

Yo another person who read those books

[@RustyIndustrial-zl9jk]

I haven't heard that name in year's...

[@Cindy-v9r]

The minor became the miner

[@9812__]

Same thing

[@TraditionUpholder]

🤖

[@ok-bm5hy]

5:22 "every item on this shelf is a minecraft item" The greek god hermes boots are officially in minecraft according to phoenixSC

[@SnowyOwl369]

They are boots of swiftness from minecraft dungeons.

[@xemiii]

I straight up thought it was a Terraria reference (Hermes Boots)

[@SkyQuakee]

Terraria x minecraft collab

[@FlameG]

I now kinda want a helmet stand in the game

[@Mooonwithanextrao]

Damn Steve about to craft the terraspark

[@_Iceey]

I hate the fact that they didn’t choose to go with more of an ancient builders type story or even the arch illager but instead went with this. How fun would it be to have a whole movie about like maybe four or five characters exploring this world and slowly we get to piece together through their journey what happened to these people. You could even have it where the villagers don’t want to leave the kingdom and explore but these people do. Moana type thing. And in the end you could even have them finding the create the builders were trying to lock away dormant waiting to be woken up. How sick does that sound

[@XDrotkon]

I agree, no actual plot, just action

[@VicerimusMortem]

didn't story mode kinda go in that direction in season 2?

[@RealMilester1]

Yeah they could have looked at matpats lore videos and could have taken some inspiration. I, for one, would have used them to make my idea of a Minecraft movie.

[@trevorhaddox6884]

From the evidence, it's just Story Mode. We saw how that went as a game...now it's a movie...

[@robertwyatt3912]

That would be awful

[@urnix69]

1:27 Man, I do love that commentary!

[@PLMCH19]

7:58 Of course there isn't. Ears are not made of bone, they are made of shark. (As in what sharks are made of, and I can't remember what that is at the moment)

[@Bruhman_YUSS]

Cartilage

[@PLMCH19]

@Bruhman_YUSS Thank you.I'm not gonna edit it tho, the sentence "ears are made of shark" is quite funny.

[@thedragonfox6699]

​@@PLMCH19 hippity Hoppity that sentence is my property

[@superzockertvyt9630]

There are 3 small bones in your ear tho they're the smallest bones in your body but they exist

[@Cheezyfeet123]

If they stayed with their skeleton logic then there would either be three tiny random dots stuck to the side of his head or they would be floating there so they still made the best decision

[@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad]

I'm glad that the props aren't CGI but it feels so out of place to have Realistic Humans in a block world

[@imafailure]

yeah. everything just looks ai generated/everything looks like its made of resin. this movie gonna fail so badly and i gonna laugh at it.. LAUGHH. becuz the director that made this abomination. prob never actually took critiquism that cgi doesn't work.

[@NovarEditsOfficial]

I dont think its the fault of the movie, i aint find it bad. If AI wouldn't generate something familiar like that style. I bet it wouldn't be that hated. ​@@imafailure

[@UnidentifiedFlyingSquirrel]

⁠@@imafailurethree things 1.) most of the movie isn’t cgi, it’s mostly practical and made with physical props which look AMAZING, when you adjust to people being in a Minecraft world it actually looks pretty good 2.) This movie is essentially a multimillion dollar passion project, and it shows, nothing looks AI generated (no clue where you got that from) and everything simply OOZES with personality and attention to detail. The idea of a live action Minecraft movie is flawed, but with the way that it’s being executed, I think it’s very good in the way that it’s all being made. 3.) your name kinda checks out, you failed to see what the movie is, A Minecraft movie, it is simply supposed to be the director’s story because Minecraft is a tool to make stories. It is simply rude to insult the director after seeing all the care he put into this. Love it or hate it, it’s done, the movie is made, and it’s no where near as bad as it could’ve been. Now let’s just see where the story direction goes.

[@HiUnidentified]

@@UnidentifiedFlyingSquirrel if they paid attention to detail there would be more stylistic consistency across the creature assets as well as no crazy bad fuck ups with the scaling lol. enjoy the movie i guess

[@L_OOFY]

​@@imafailure You need to grow up and realize it's really not that bad, I actually kind of like it and even though it is slightly out of place I think they just made it work somehow.

[@loogii_]

congratulations to steve for installing OPTIFINE for dynamic lighting... on his torch :)

[@Jaxonhellsing]

Mojang: Doesn't like guns in minecraft Also Mojang: 6:16 makes a gun in the minecraft movie

[@kakorotskywalker]

Movie is made by WB no? Not Mojang?

[@duckified.]

It's A Movie they just don't want children "playing" with guns in an e10+ game. showing guns in a pg-13 movie is not the same

[@unifpier]

How do you know that its gun for killing? What if it's some sort of like Buble launcher for example

[@ralphdary7050]

Too blur. Maybe it's a crossbow

[@mjm3091]

I really hope next April Fools update we gonna get portals that transfer you to Human world. Especially as the movie comes right after it.

[@Jackhenrey]

Mojang should make a hyper realistic resource pack for vanilla Minecraft as promoting for the movie

[@a_random_noob1238]

“I yearned for the mines” child labor at its finest

[@land3021]

5:29 If they don't add shelves in the next update, I'll be steeved.

[@EggyTheOG]

It all looks as generated😭🙏

[@YelloFelloMC]

this was how the mario movie was for me. It was pure curiosity to see what animators did with the source material, and then I never think about it again

[@James2210]

5:00 I was expecting live action villagers with big noses plastered on. Their only lines would've been "Hmm" "Mhmmm" "Uh-uh", with their mouths closed.

[@dinocorare]

They’ll probably be the comic relief of the movie made specifically to sell merchandise, like bob from beetlejuice 2.

[@CraftyTheFungus]

Apparently there’s gonna be a side plot where someone in the real world falls in love with a villager or something??? I remember hearing that somewhere

[@theonebman7581]

​@@CraftyTheFungusOH GOD NO PLEASE

[@woe-t2u]

I think the trailers make the movie seem like its an introductory trailer to minecraft, rather than a movie where you see the characters learning the mechanics themselves as most new players do. it feels more like a trailer for what minecraft should be like than what it actually is like

[@etherwestley2579]

8:25 Alex we have to cook !

[@xemiii]

Now I want to see Jack Black take a hit of diamond and then tweak out like Tuco

[@KNProNoob]

​@@xemiiitight, tight, tight

[@1qmik]

8:42 "Look at him, he's so excited" *Showing blurred face of Jack Black*

[@ruthiewitter569]

HEY ITS SOMETHING I have actual a bit of hope for this movie now. Like a bit, it’s not huge. But this is still SO MUCH BETTER than what originally was shown. I’m so relieved, I’m glad they at least heard us

[@dr.unventor]

I like how they really want to stick to the mechanics found in the game. This trailer gave me a little bit of hope It’s also promising that some prominent Minecraft players helped work on the movie behind the scenes

[@GSBarlev]

The redstone and chicken farm was a welcome surprise. I kinda wonder how far they'll take it. Iron farm? Allay torture chamber?

[@PaggleWaggIe]

i agree :D!

[@spap6407]

​@GSBarlev cant wait for the allay torture powered automatic silver fish miner to be in the minecraft movie

[@jwalster9412]

Mumbo-jumbo definitely taught them about the chicken farm lol. There's no way they found that out without him being on set.

[@CJ0611]

0:25 industrial revolution ah moment

[@hamzahaq610]

You say that as I have a test tomorrow on the Industrial Revolution. Watching this video is more important than studying tho.

[@sabrelion8426]

I saw a chatter mentioning the dragon, and it made me notice something: unlike Notch's original idea of the dragon being the end of the game, it feels like Mojang is moving away from that to focus on other bosses

[@wanderfilho5443]

"As a child i yearned for the mines" who was the genius who sneak that in the script?

[@thefoeslayer]

Almost cried for nostalgia when he said I am Steve at the beginning

[@kolkagaming1234]

Same, it reminded of my younger self.

[@meltymooncakes]

Same, it reminded me that I am Steve

[@AnIdeamostIndegenous]

Same, it reminded me when I yearn for the mines.

[@Your_dear_friend9999]

@@kolkagaming1234 Are you too, Yearn for the Mines?

[@kolkagaming1234]

@@Your_dear_friend9999 yes

[@Wendigo_Bones]

Got a Minecraft trailer ad during this video.

[@alexevans99]

8:17 The movie may be *about* creativity, but that apparently doesn't necessarily mean the movie itself needs to be creative.

[@fruity4820]

7:00 lol, i was just thinking about how those trailers inspired me to revisit SquareMadia. Turns out "Songs of War" is just as good as i remebered it

[@Unusa_Boo]

i miss songs of war tbh. best minecraft animated series I've ever watched, it was such a cool world with cool characters too bad it got canceled :(

[@jacobcraver7296]

“As a child, i yurned for the mines” -Steve Minecraft

[@Ethanol_MC]

0:19 - *BEE*-hind the scenes

[@Starr_drip]

Shut

[@Walter_Hartwell_White_Senior]

The movie should have been named Minecraft: Movie edition

[@Noname-xr4ql]

Oooooh we got a comedian over here

[@XV-5_WithTophat]

Get out

[@rob_vic9760]

I see what u did there

[@edkopik]

the mobs look like something that early image making AI would make if you asked for realistic minecraft

[@EVILBUNNY28]

Oh damn I thought the silence meant my headphones broke 😮😅

[@LittleGlimbo]

i feel like the final battle will have them using some of the failed items they crafted like the chained buckets as a last ditch effort.

[@draconis17]

I'm pretty pessimistic on this movie. "real person goes to game world" is always super hit or miss (usually miss) and this one seems like it's going to be 80% just "what if real person do game mechanics?". It feels like it's gonna get old pretty fast, and a lot of it will just be basically a checklist of things you can do in Minecraft. "wow, placing blocks? you can't place blocks in real life!", "things don't become smaller versions of themselves and float when you break them in real life, that's crazy!!". "when you place things on the crafting table, it makes other things?!?!?! How wacky!!!" I'm getting annoyed just thinking about it and then ofc on top of that the live action characters are just standing in front of a greenscreen with some props, and half the CGI models look disturbing as hell so... yeah not excited for this movie. If only they'd made it fully animated and have nothing to do with the real world, would've immediately been a huge improvement.

[@dandyherdiyana]

it suck man, aaaaa

[@vcka]

in terms of green screen, the running at 2:42 hurts my soul. it looks so bad. I wish the whole thing was animated. even jack black as the only human would have worked lol

[@jwalster9412]

I'm so mad. This is Jumanji with block, that's literally it. THEY EVEN DID THE SAME SCENE WITH HIM PULLING THE CUBE OUT OF A RANDOM DIRT WALL!

[@inridiculam4376]

Exactly. All it takes to form an even remotely solid idea for a Minecraft movie is to actually earnestly care about Minecraft in any way at any point, and somehow they couldn't manage it. Everything in this movie is so sarcastic and disingenuous, it makes me feel like the writers actually hate Minecraft and are trying to make me feel stupid for enjoying it. Most people would agree The Lego Movie was basically an ad for legos, but people love that movie, myself included, and thus far it's stood the test of time, because it's made by people who like legos and the story is built around what makes legos great. Side note. The very first thing they do in this trailer is make a reference to a social media post about Minecraft. There is nothing that can date a movie more efficiently than a reference to something as ephemeral as a social media post. I love the "children yearn for the mines" post as much as the next guy, but will I still be chuckling at that reference years down the line? Will anyone even get it in a few years? Probably not. I don't think this movie is going to have any lasting impact on culture, which is unfortunate, because Minecraft has; it's the best selling game of all time. Earnestness is timeless. This movie is not earnest.

[@StuffandThings_]

Yeah, I really don't get why people are suddenly so excited for it simply because the trailer is a _bit_ less bad than the teaser. At the end of the day, the visuals and props are still deep in uncanny valley and the actual substance of the movie is basically just Minecraft themed meme flick...

[@LukeThougamingsir2022]

pov: when the tesseract fell into a mine instead of an ocean

[@hexhasgone]

The chicken part is actually kinda cool

[@jwalster9412]

Fun fact: that's literally a farm mumbo-jumbo would build all the time years back. He's working with them on this movie. He 100% showed them that farm design.

[@AKWLMath]

My expectations were low, but I was not expecting child labor... encouragement?

[@michaelmatthews1567]

Based Minecraft

[@meatilicious1900]

*HI HO, HI HO, ITS OFF TO THE MINES THEY GO* 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️💥💥

[@Re5_2karman]

It's not child labor if the child yearned for the mines

[@alexsiemers7898]

I can see it as just a form of childhood curiosity being fulfilled. Being a construction worker probably isn’t a glamorous job either but my kid self loved the idea of it (played with legos/knex a bunch growing up)

[@calvinbrinenestoris2357]

"As a child, I yearned for the mines" I KNEW IT! IT'S CONFIRMED! Jack Black is a dwarf. How did we not discover this sooner? Look at his majestic beard, for crying out loud!

[@ceepert2153]

The artstyle looks even more inconsistent here. The TNT is super plain in texture, something like they do in the stylized trailers. The firework would be too but it has weird out of place wear and tear scrapes all over it, the sword is realistic with metal but weirdly designed to not look like minecraft at all and the crafting table is hyper realistic. All these things are within like 5 seconds of the trailer. It stands out so much

[@EmperorPenguin1217]

The chicken also looks almost exactly like it does in the game, whereas almost everything else is like a bonsai watermelon.

[@LorettasHaven]

"Steve in the marvel universe with the tesseract" - thebreadlord2 Best quote I have ever seen in my life. 4:08

[@dutssz]

I can't do it, everytime I look at this movie I frown, it's embarassing

[@koalifix6501]

Pointing out something very weird about this new trailer. Why is everything so centered, like, visually? Everything so in the middle just makes things look like a product more than an element of the environment. Presenting a movie this way just seems so half-assed and lackluster if you have literally the word "movie" in the title.

[@AjianAja]

Agreed

[@Destian_1]

They cheaped out on the greenscreen stage. The actors are perched up in a little green room while the majority of the scene is CGI'd over. The difference in stage lighting and the CGI-lighting definitely doesn't help either. Had they used a Volume instead, it would probably look a lot better, but the production costs would have gone through the roof i guess.

[@cfsfilms5091]

I'd be willing to bet that it's framed this way to make it easier to make TikTok clips. A lot of things are going with this style of composition now over ones that make sense and look good, and it seems to be to make it so you can clip them in a vertical format without missing important details. TikTok memes are how a lot of things get exposure now.

[@Number16BusShelter]

@@cfsfilms5091that would be a very interesting meta

[@axonaxonaxon]

@@cfsfilms5091 legit what I thought once it was pointed out. I hate the future bro

[@Bandit2033]

Mojang: HATES guns, doesn't want mods that include guns to even exist Also Mojang: 6:12

[@WWRAYWATW]

*Microsoft, Mojang is just following orders. it is Microsoft that is ruining the game

[@Cinitooyun]

That trailer is actually amazing, im starting to think its not as bad as you guys make it out to be.

[@dominiklukacs7677]

"Every bit of detail on this shelf is a Minecraft item" Casually hovers over Spectre Boots

[@pandoratheclay]

Possibly feather falling

[@ardaaksehir1800]

plot twist:its map art

[@SkilletDish]

Boots of swiftness from mc dungeons

[@AkshatMahajan-lr4hy]

The plot is that there is a piglin named General Chungus 💀, e serves this higher guy from Minecraft legends and they try to take over the overworld, so it's Minecraft dungeons plot but Minecraft features

[@metalfan1890]

The Iron Golem looks very good ngl (The villagers can be saved if they have the Villager News voice)

[@Fennec_3D]

As a former child, I can concur that I, too, used to yearn for the mines.

[@harulango8614]

3:42 you got that right

[@thanatos454]

So many people hyper focused on the visuals in the first trailer. The sheep was goofy but it was a valid enough interpretation of the actual minecraft sheep that it wasn't an issue for me. I felt like those people were just complaining for the sake of piling on and getting to join the conversation. It was always the stilted dialogue, editing, and acting that put me off of this movie. The creative decisions don't bode well. I hope it is better than the trailers portray but I would be very surprised if it is.

[@thekoifishcoyote8762]

Funny idea from my sibling: Jack Black should have played Momoa's character and vis versa.

[@DJresnoGaming]

I'm noticing a lot of stuff that wasn't in the main game (specifically the feathered boots) are actually stuff that comes from Minecraft Dungeons

[@theverycringenogoodname8453]

There's no way they actually said the child yearned for the mines.

[@xicad1533]

Why aren't all the mobs wearing armor? shouldn't the local difficulty be extremely high with how long he's lived there?

[@farika_deaf2003]

you just watched a less minuted in trailer... there should be in the movie just be for real

[@HenrikoMagnifico]

The death of sincerity in cinema is real

[@TheWorldItselfBleeds]

this is your sign to end it all

[@codymorgan4705]

It's true though Hollywood cinema is dead only independent film makers have what it takes in my opinion to make actual movies

[@AjianAja]

Honestly, though. 😮‍💨

[@Tomatoen]

Did anyone else get the actual ad for the minecraft movie right before this?