North Korea Gets Back on Trump's Good Side | The Daily Show

[@EllyValentini]

*This feels like the longest will-they-won’t-they sitcom episode ever*

[@deelish22]

Elly Valentini right? He does this on every issue! It really is just another reality/fakery tv show.

[@CrabTastingMan]

*This is all planned.* Kim was contacting China recently because China doesn't want NK to be too friendly with America and NK doesn't want to completely have to disarm nukes. Trump temporarily cancelled the summit as a show of _"stop messing around and take this seriously, you either deal with US and only US, or get the fuck out. This is your last chance to save face."_ Kim needed this warning because NK has always been pretending to put up part of their deal, and when other countries try to punish them China makes this whole thing look like *_"boohoo the West is so evil they are picking on Asians."_* And ever since the failure in Vietnam and Gulf War 2, most ppl ignorant of the political background always bandwagon on the "blame everything on America" without checking anything. North Korea's response to the cancellation was surprisingly docile. In the past they would have sent threats and act all uncivilized and aggressive. They too want to deal with Trump, they just wanted to reach for more. Whether accidentally or deliberately, Trump has started the summit with an aggressively firm handshake. The ball is in his park now. _(Besides, NK backed out first in mere weeks before the summit, blaming the US-SK joint training exercises that is happening in SK. But no one believes that because that training exercise was publically announced long ago and when NK agreed to the summit they never said anything about it)_ China always wants to keep 25 million North Koreans starving to create a buffer zone between the only proper democratic Asian country and Beijing. Imagine if China had to share borders with a country like that if Koreas get united, or even if they don't, the closest neighbor from Beijing becomes a pro-US country. NK is always telling its people to hate Americans but ever since mass starvations in the 90s North Korean people don't care about political balances. They just want a better life. Recently they even let civilians make civilian markets just to turn the wheels of economy to feed their families because the NK government is so poor they can't even pay people for their state-controlled jobs. NK's leadership's priority has always been to keep the people loyal to its regime, and if Kim now thinks people will worship Kim if he makes America pay for the nukes to boost his failing economy, he just might let some money trickle down to the people. It is also true, this Kim is way more progressive than his father, as in, he is not aversive to Western way of life *because he and his sister studied in Switzerland.* (That's where he got addicted to Swiss cheese, but he wasn't obese until his father commanded him to put on weight because in a starving hellhole of a country, fat people actually get mad respect.) Not a Trump fan but I wish this all works out smoothly.

[@EllyValentini]

You deserve all the likes s2

[@khalidbrown743]

The audience didn't even catch the NDA joke.

[@UchihaItachi-rt3du]

K915B Khalid Brown i am still trying to catch it pliz explain

[@khalidbrown743]

Uchiha Itachi NDA stands for non-Disclosure agreement. Trump "allegedly" had Stormy Daniels sign one when he "allegedly" had an Affair with her, to keep her quiet, it was also revealed that many of the people who "Allegedly" committed sexual assault during the Me too movememt had the women they "Allegedly" raped, etc. Sign them so they wouldn't pursue legal action. Basically a Rich Persons "One free Sex Scandal" pass.

[@UchihaItachi-rt3du]

Lmao oh okay

[@ozzDeveveloperOpenForWork]

Huh?

[@RodneyKimathi]

I was wondering if I was the only one who caught it.

[@Meisterbananepinguin]

4:33 I lost it when everybody laughed and then got the joke

[@JuggernautProductions]

There is an underlying joke I am missing, help me get it, if its the pee part, help out fam

[@itsthehallway7685]

Jvggernaut Music the peeing hookers

[@hostooy]

golden shower

[@nhagan001]

I always assumed Trump drinks the pee.... it helps with his complexion... or at least explains it.

[@phathizwevilakati6355]

Its a joke about the golden showers accusation. Google golden shower and you will see, it's too nasty for the KZbin comment section, at-least I find it to be.

[@mlpman246]

That giant letter looks like it came off the set of Blue's Clues!

[@_MARS_]

lol....true

[@_MARS_]

I dont understand a word but its a good song....maake me wanna dance

[@briganja]

hahaha that letter makes me laugh so hard. I swear NK sent it to troll drumpf about his hand size

[@Phatkillz]

Briana Peterson I think it really is a regular sized envelope. Everyone just thinks it looks bigger because of his hand size.

[@d1p70]

Same. I thought the same thing. Have seen plenty of official pictures with state stationary. None of them are deliberately oversized.

[@regcla6667]

Those tiny hands jokes never get old!

[@flankspeed]

I LOLed hard at that one ^_^

[@CanalTremocos]

It's funny because it's true.

[@gusstavv]

That tiny letter made me laugh so hard!!

[@brainstorm623]

Somehow, the delayed response from the audience was funnier than the actual joke.

[@Cadesworth]

I'm still figuring that joke out, man

[@nesarika]

the pee in the middle of the night joke- i still don’t get it

[@aidanyelsma7762]

1:34 We just got a letter. We just got a letter. We just got a letter. Wonder who it's from.

[@sonicboy678]

My mind went there, too.

[@joeb3590]

Classic

[@mrmolo70]

We're getting so many clues, so many clues. Such amazing clues, believe me. There's some fake clues, so many fake clues too. But we're only getting the best clues here, folks.

[@rubyramabu8791]

Blues Clues

[@odigomez1787]

Can’t pay $6000 a night for a hotel for possible peace with North Korea but we can spend hundreds of billions of dollars on defense smh seems kinda twisted to me

[@nikeayuiop]

In fairness they should pay for his room, I mean they have money enough, right?

[@shanadir]

Nikeayuiop if we base it on having enough money, i think the us win

[@nydydn]

Actually the problem is that NK's position is that they don't want USA to pay, but they also don't want them to pay. The idea is that the host should be generous enough to welcome their guests at no cost, so in this case it would be Singapore, which from Kim's perspective should also pay for the USA, but USA doesn't want Singapore to pay for them. What Kim actually wants is for USA to pay, but you know... hush hush. If it wouldn't be Donald the president, that wouldn't be a problem, but everyone knows how good he is at keeping hush deals a secret.

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

Trump: "It was a very interesting letter." Reporters: "What did it say?" Trump: "I don't know, I haven't read it." Reporters: "Then why did you say the letter was interesting when you haven't read it Mr. President?" Trump: "What letter?" Reporters: "The letter Kim Jong-Un sent you." Trump: "Who? Wait, where am I? How did I get here?" Reporters: "Mr. President are you ok...?"

[@jcxmej]

Lol

[@steevepierre-louis9418]

hahaha, well pathological lying cannot be controlled. They don't even know they're doing it sometimes

[@edgardonieves9514]

trump doesn't know how to read.

[@aznspwnthewrld]

Eckhart of the Cygnus Kn

[@demonqueen26]

So accurate it hurts. I really wish Bernie was our president instead...Trump has been the best puppet the GOP could've asked to have. We are headed for WW3 and he is laughing his ass off and spending more time on Twitter or watching Fox News

[@turbosdolphin]

I hope the summit is successful, but don't understand why he wants to alienate Canada and other allies. 🤦‍♂️

[@icin4d]

Trump's bully tactics is how he makes his deals. Mexico and Canada are my state's top export partners, and went for Trump in 2016. It'll be interesting to see how this plays out. It has the potential to really damage our economy.

[@DeeBeeZA80]

Because it serves Russia's nefarious end game...puppets do what they paid to do.

[@jokuvaan5175]

Dale Berning. Yea. I feel like there are 4 reasons why Trump is doing it: 1. Russian goverment has a control over him and wants to divide the west. 2. American steel and aluminium companies are paying him. 3. Propaganda. He wants to show he is a "strong leader". 4. He is an idiot with alpha male mind set and tries to show some kind of dominance over other world leaders.

[@rouskeycarpel8652]

icin4d What state are you from.While I agree with Trump's anti-free trade agenda(I despise everything else about the buffoon).I disapprove the tariffs as they won't help out the economy in the end.

[@veganpotterthevegan]

Easy, Trump is an idiot and wants us to be isolated from the educated world.

[@i.nardone4676]

No way Jose! Mexico won’t pay for it!

[@nhagan001]

to be honest, I would like to see Mexico pony up for it so they can say "ok Trump, we are picking up the tab for 3 days/nights, you can't back out now" just so see him back out anyway.

[@19thHour]

Getting to Know you Meeting *PLUS* Korean BBQ (Don't forget the Kimchee). That made me hungry...I'm going out for some Korean right now!

[@trina5044]

19thHour ughh kimchi sounds amazing right now

[@wolfchief7952]

19thHour I love Kimshee rice.

[@jyp8709]

Don’t forget Korean-style fried chicken with spicy sauce. It’s the real most loved food in Korea, and considering President Trump’s taste, it will be perfect for the occasion! 😜

[@hamdiabdi8645]

Lucky bastad we don't have Korean restaurants here

[@jojogeneral2928]

19thHour Food I suppose u mean.

[@hotboy757]

Omg our country is being trolled 😅🤔😓

[@deelee1569]

Dude's a pathological liar.

[@stonedhomer621]

20 buckets he cancels last minute.

[@videotroll3973]

Stoned Homer 20 buckets of KFC yea !!👌👌

[@sonicboy678]

I raise to 17 hogsheads.

[@roylewis9094]

aliens...

[@roguecactus7]

Buckets, barrels, hog heads, and what seems to be an all in call, aliens. Pot’s getting big, guys.

[@pop5678eye]

Kim trolling Trump: he sent a giant envelope to emphasize Trump's small hands... And to show the world how oblivious Trump is when those with actual foreign diplomacy (in the case of Kim, more like bullying) experience run circles around him.

[@d1p70]

That was a definite troll. Have NEVER seen state meetings with such deliberately oversized stationary! And then having Trump smiling and posing with it without even reading it?? Fuck.

[@kalissbolden1900]

I like how everyone got the joke late 😂😂

[@Jhood10467]

Kaliss Bolden I don't get it 🤔

[@MsDURRRRRRRR]

Jhood10467 peepee tape from Russia

[@EnbyAndi]

And people commenting on here are ridiculously late to laugh... Still asking and wondering what it’s about 😂😂🤣🤣

[@AngelusaNobilis]

4:34

[@MartinWolt]

Wait . . . those AREN'T chocolate?

[@darryljack6612]

Martin Wolt right whats the point of winning one now Word peace pshh, Cure for a disease please, Helping the poor Bye, all the doesnt amount to chocolate

[@brianbrush5107]

Martin Wolt 33rd like

[@rolfsoldaat]

I love how the envelope doesn't even look fancy. It's just big.

[@almahdi990]

Oh! Trevor! You are cruel! That pee jokes nearly killed me! Hahaha ...

[@Red-Magic]

I wonder if Kim watches this

[@jptrout235]

Magic_Zach with a magnifying glass

[@Dannymiles1987]

No chance. Censorship outside usa

[@debbiemarquis3231]

Which Kim?

[@preasail]

This meeting is so hastily arranged that it sounds like it's going to be another fiasco.

[@daniconi7333]

Can he make up his mind? Also Mexico will pay for the suites......🤣

[@steelhere5519]

Mexico is paying my car notes.

[@johan.ohgren]

Poor Mexico, they'll be Trumps wallet that will never see the money they put out.

[@valery9599]

Johan Öhgren mexico will pay for the Melania’s plastic surgery too!😩

[@AlexLee-ls2je]

Who's going to pay for Kim's hotel room? Mexico, of course. That was pure gold, Trevor.

[@akp167]

I wish Tillerson was the one negotiating all this, not Pompeo.

[@MsDURRRRRRRR]

Ajay Pasricha actually, the meeting and many talking points was negotiated by South Korean President. Trump is playing third fiddle in this

[@justincarino9653]

The giant envelope looks like the ones from _Blue's Clues_ during Mail Time.

[@debbiegross3136]

You bring it every single time, Trevor!

[@iamr44za]

From Washington To Lincoln To Kennedy, America Has Trump As Their President, SAD!

[@briganja]

There were quite a few horrible presidents in between there that you're missing. imo l think Andrew Johnson is still winning worst president

[@APAS-br3ff]

The left hate him because hes winning. get off CNN and look at the Economy, jobs, consumer confidence, 401k

[@icin4d]

Right now I'm looking at the price of gasoline cruising past $3 ($3.50 for 91oct.) a gallon.

[@KittenUndercover]

icin4d whaaaaaat?? Where do you live where gas is so cheap?? I’m coming to visit and fill my tank. Perhaps we should go back to coal-run cars since it’s so lucrative these days.. The orange idiot needs to go.

[@icin4d]

Cheap? I remember when all the truck owners here were losing their shit when gas started hitting $3.25/g. Within the last 6-7 months it's gone up over $1/g. Three years ago, the difference between 87oct. and 91oct was $.3/g. Now the difference is $.5/g. For the average American, this alone is probably eating up Trump tax cuts.

[@spearjackhamer7494]

well done Trevor keep going

[@welderdude1990]

Our president is rediculous.

[@EllyValentini]

Kris Hayes more like Orandiculous

[@Mr3344555]

Kris Hayes one might say he has violet tendencies.

[@guynorth3136]

Your president, I've never recognized him

[@APAS-br3ff]

Obama was redonculous

[@Iris_aftercut]

Thanos I wish you were a Trump supporter. Maybe then, you could've just sacrificed him for the soul stone

[@bushidotestu1997]

I’m being serious here but before this video I got a ad for a phone game titled as “dictator”. Like my brain shut down of just how fitting that was

[@johnmeeder5025]

Dick to dick .time magazine news

[@somochrome4439]

Imagine a person from 2004 seeing this headline...their head would explode

[@PenguinApple]

Don't worry Trevor I caught and laughed at that NDA joke, spot on!

[@jesenialoarte419]

Trevor is AMAZING!

[@chaser29mty2009]

MEXICO IS NOT GOING TO PAY FOR THAT ROOM!!!!!

[@thefoundationsofdeslay]

1:19 ok but i think that this kimmy schmidt reference is wayyyyy under appreciated

[@mahlonwalo3519]

Like an NDA?? that one had me

[@jcspider7259]

There simply are no words.............................

[@wajirmemo2883]

There are candies in the envelope

[@lihtness]

Its not the envelope. it is the hands!

[@weaselhatgaming1010]

Given my limited understanding of the two leaders, sharing a suite would be a hilarious and effective way of making them get along better.

[@dogdog4173]

Omg I was just writing that envelope joke when Trevor made t 😂😂

[@driojas]

I was all hooked at the video until that last line,"who's gonna pay for the room?that's right, México" HELL NO.

[@sarkastikleader4708]

GAME SHOW HOST MODE: [ON]/OFF

[@Auriam]

Sarkastik Leader exactly!

[@muttananba5071]

Freakin love your avatar pic, sir.

[@sarkastikleader4708]

Mutta Nanba lol thanks

[@emadimutsa]

4:33 Golden shower from Rocket men 😂😂 😂😂

[@MarcoValeKaz]

The nobel gold medal, is actually just a chocolate coin. The money prize is provided in a check.

[@JoelJames2]

The moment I saw that envelope, I knew a "Trump's hand size" joke was coming. I wasn't disappointed.

[@jyp8709]

“Un”-breakable Korean Summit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Rubyfire41]

4:35 That took me awhile too. Fucking, genius.

[@goloth]

How has no one picked up on the oversized envelope being a joke about Drumpf's tiny hands?

[@matthewsilvester4259]

the envelope was normal size - just tiny hands :)

[@dub2459]

Damned if you do, damned if you don't

[@alexstanton83]

He sent me the biggest letter! Huge letter! Some people say is the biggest letter they have ever seen! I keep hearing how great it was!

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

2:50, "How much, how much?" Why is he treating it like it's an auction? Trump: "Who wants to know the contents of the letter Kim Jong-Un sent me? How much, how much? I have 100. Do I have 200? Oh the young lady over there 200. 300? Oh, the gentlemen over there with 300. Do I have anything higher?

[@p.d.ouspesky621]

IKR I was hoping one of the reporters would make a bid "Three dollars, Mr. President!"

[@DeadlyRedGecko]

That sassy "It took you a while" made me piss my pants. But I hear someone doesnt mind

[@andrelakay4750]

It isn't a giant envelope, it is small hands holding it

[@lomiification]

I think staying in the room together is the plus part, of them getting to know each other

[@AbsolutFlippy]

The North Korea Nuclear Summit is the new Ross and Rachel.

[@gavinteeter2604]

SAD!

[@wearecomingback5707]

Your text is super smart Noah... hat down

[@danielgehring7437]

I would loved to have seen Trump do the ol' Carson skit where he puts on a big turban and reads the contents of the envelope before opening it. "Go-Bots; Tamagotchi; my standing as a legitimate businessman." *opens envelope ..."Three things people can't believe once existed."

[@hermanblume275]

"...and may a diseased mongoose leave a diarhetic treat in Trump's Marlago taco bowl". -The Great Carnac

[@davidkounah1567]

L

[@davidkounah1567]

W

[@danielgehring7437]

Morty Tashman Hey-oh!

[@Fir7shadow]

Once existed? You can still buy tamagotchi's at GameStop, hahaha

[@Theshakingfist]

Garcia here, representing Mexico. We MAY pay Trump's trip if, AND ONLY IF, he is going to be part of the expedition to Mars. He can be the president of potatoes or something.

[@chucku00]

Yeah ! President of shitty potatoes. This could be the greatest deal ever made. THE GREATEST. EVER.

[@cath4389]

Omg the envelope. Yes yes yes

[@kevinleugan6037]

Seems that NDA joke flew over most people's heads. I'll admit it took me a good couple of seconds myself to realize the context for the joke is that NDA stands for Non-Disclosure Agreement.

[@cherchikatilo3032]

That letter was in a big envelope like those Publishers Clearing House checks. This one is worth $130,000.00 😂🤣😅

[@SuperLeica1]

Rocket man meets Racket man? Guess Mexico will pay the bill, just to embarrass Spanky.

[@agoujon]

It just occurred to me that maybe that envelop was a taunt from Kim Jung Un to reference/show Trump’s tiny hands…=)

[@byron-7331]

Charlie Murphy's true Hollywood stories with this guy

[@g-wm6392]

It's been nice knowing y'all guys . My home is ground zero for world war III - singapore

[@amandachili9218]

This was so funny 🤣especially the envelope shade

[@mhhassan23]

He looks like the twisted version of Steve from blues clues with that letter

[@gyst8878]

Damn, that should be a sitcom, Mexico picking up the world's tab every time anyone has an event lol

[@fandomguy8025]

0:39 Or maybe it's a package. Like a cable package. North Korea gets the "Getting to know you meeting +" package for a low price!

[@liujiazheng2362]

They say Singapore is going to pay

[@eli_ap]

You almost made me choke on my rice and beans when I saw the envelope. 😂😂😂😂 Note to self: don't watch Trevor while consuming food.

[@lazyperfectionist1]

It would be hilarious and stupid if it didn't have such grotesquely high stakes.

[@blingeranvideos6568]

The envelope actually is tiny, it only looks large because of the presidents tiny hands.

[@carcaperu4041]

Singapore is 12 hours ahead of NYC. How are they going schedule the talks to get good ratings?

[@pietpompies7381]

I really can't stand listening to that Noah!

[@derdingobaron]

"Getting to know you meeting PLUS" sounds like a booty call.

[@Arkanoid1212]

I guess i am a hopless optimist. Can't help it.

[@SilverSpoonRiche]

Maybe Kimmy and Donny will hang out at the NK McDs and bring their cheeseburgers back to hotel to eat them in bed together and bond over how jelly Trump is that Kim has no US Constitution to be smacked on the nose with when he want's to imprison journalists and sell out the country to his powerful rich friends and Putin. HEY maybe Puty can join for a big sleepover and plan how they can eleimate democracy all together. but whoops, Kimmy and Donny forgot to get Puty a cheeseburger ha ha ha those crazy totalitarian dictators. They will have good laugh in Krimilin over Puty demanding that Kimmy and Donny split their chessburgerski so Puty can have whole cheeseburger, comrade.

[@roguishpaladin]

I know you're joking, but having an American hamburger chain open a location in North Korea is reportedly actually a negotiating point for this meeting. It wouldn't be a bad thing, either. It might conceivably help alleviate some small amount of starvation over there (presuming that the chain imports its beef) and help defuse the idea of America as the enemy in North Korea (which is to an extent what led to perestroika). Hamburger diplomacy - we found something Trump might be good for.

[@SilverSpoonRiche]

I know it's a real thing. What you think I came up with the idea of Mc Donalds committing corporate suicide by opening up a location in Pyongyang myself? Can you imagine the blowback here and all over the civilized world they would get for the optics of opening a corporate location in NK? Let's just open a Walmart their instead with a franchise Mc Donalds inside. China can just import all their crap into the Walmart and maybe the NK citizens could purchase it and work there. Everything in Walmart is made in China anyway, we don't have to import sh*t, which currently we can't import sh*t into North Korea. What would we get in return if we did? They certainly have nothing to export in trade. and you KNOW that neither Kim nor Don are going to want North Korean immigrants here. And what American in their right mind would want to even visit north of the DMZ? Kim is only using the burger diplomacy because he's trying to cozy up to Trump to make this summit happen. He really needn't try so hard. Trump is as giddy as a school girl for them to meet. He's going to blurt out so many secrets like two girls at a slumber party while legitimizing one of the 21st century's most brutal despots.

[@SilverSpoonRiche]

I don't speak Ugandan, Fifie Mukasa. I do not know what this gentleman is rapping about or how it pertains to my comment here if at all. But thanks for sharing.

[@Auriam]

Then it'll turn out he's like "I meant NEW Mexico will pay for it!"

[@sepehrantoinerahimi6288]

He says how much like it's an auction :) true businessman!

[@freshkid1876]

That giant envelope makes his hands looks even smaller.

[@Arkanoid1212]

Don't let personal feuds obstruct the way into a better future. I'd die from surpressed rage and it would still be worth it.

[@prjohan3110]

6000 dollars? thats cake work bro just pay it

[@gregwright5380]

Love how he adds the little names like this is some kids cartoon and we are the cartoon kids 😂

[@stanlim9182]

Plus that burger joint "Rocket men" talk about

[@Harry-tt6be]

So is Mexico gonna pay for the bill too?

[@gustavoduran5451]

Sólo si tenemos la exclusiva del Pee tape vol. 2

[@pietrojenkins6901]

Mexico pays for drugs that's their specialty for having so many cartels.

[@carloszenteno]

WRONG !! US pays for drugs... Mexico sells them. We can sell him a wall too !!

[@mangaartist1995]

Am I the only one who thought about the deal on-off like this: You put your right foot in (the deal), you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and then you shake it all around

[@Cancun771]

And it would be easier to make Mexico pay for the hotel than for that wretched wall.

[@gloriac4224]

Photo Op!

[@dcjjjackson]

We just got a letter, we just got letter, we just got a letter, wonder were it's from

[@re1010]

This is like WW1 advances. We gain something then we lose it again, and we barely get anything.

[@scottgreene6130]

LMAO brutal sight gag

[@anitaclarke7085]

That envelope is Bigly !

[@1irustim]

Kim is Trolling Trump all the way through!