North Korean Military Guide Explains How They Defeated the US

Watch as our rather intimidating military tour guide casually recounts how the North Koreans bent the United States to its will, and forced the US to surrender.
Filmed at the Victorious Fatherland Liberation War Museum in Pyongyang, North Korea.

[@joshua-de8ip]

It's like watching your little brother talk about how he beat you in cod when your controller was disconnected the entire time

[@HackysackTrav]

10/10 comment

[@motifity3416]

Your little brother is going to start a proaganda dictatorship

[@joshua-de8ip]

@@motifity3416 he's been doing it for 70 years, I think we'll be fine.

[@milliah3788]

Pure gold 😆💞

[@theyearwas1473]

@@joshua-de8ip props to your little brother for playing call of duty at 70

[@LazyScoutJace]

That laugh at the end would've gotten you some hard labor, dude.

[@superleipoman]

Propaganda? You mean report? You could get some hard labour for misspeaking like that.

[@benjaminrunning6961]

+Daniel Semi dude NK is a shit hole. The people are starving and are oppressed, don't let the fancy cities fool you that's all a show to trick people into coming in

[@benjaminrunning6961]

+Daniel Semi sure, but it's still a commie shit whole. The people are Indoctrinated to all shit

[@benjaminrunning6961]

+Daniel Semi o I've been cyber bullied

[@CrillerVids]

Here are some facts about the nature of the North Korean dictatorship: There is no freedom of speech, there is no freedom to create political groups, there are labor camps for the families of people who are thought to oppose the regime. Now, you cannot refute those facts, but I'd like to see you try. In a dictatorship, where one man holds the majority of all power and executes his advisers, no one will dare to or be allowed to criticize the regime. The regime then doesn't know what the population actually needs or wants, even if the regime wants to give the population a good life. Even if Kim Jong Un was a FANTASTIC LEADER OF GREATNESS he still wouldn't be able to effectively run his country because of the lack of critique. And now that Kim Jong Un actually isn't a fantastic leader, I'd say that North Korea isn't "alright". It's horrid. I haven't heard this argument in the media ever. Just so you know: I'm not brainwashed, I just disagree with you. But please, squidward, show me the way to the truth if you know it so well.

[@emil2321]

The guy who laughed was never heard from or seen again after

[@personman56]

@T teg Egg China is part of the problem. They don’t want to help. If anything, they want Kim Jong Un staying in power.

[@paulh.2348]

@Joe Mama Jesus, i hate when i see morons like you spouting shit thinking that they have even the slightest clue of what they are talking about.

[@paulh.2348]

@T teg Egg No. They want to keep their buffer state.

[@luzekiel9343]

@Joe Mama Not really.

[@boomboone47]

@T teg Egg, It’s easier for China to control North Korea if their leader is a fool.

[@ANDREWISNTSOGOODER]

My heart goes to all 83 sailors on the USS Enterprise, 96 of which were pilots

[@joelshajan8706]

Wait a minute..

[@ThatsCrucial]

Hmm... Something doesn't quite add up and not sure what it is

[@mikemcknight1104]

@@ThatsCrucialSir! You’ve been heckin bamboozled.

[@jjpc6830]

and it is canon

[@nikushim6665]

The ship they captured was the USS Pueblo, which was a ww2 era converted research boat. It had no real weapons and It didn't have escorts. North Korea sent 4 torp boats and two subs and some fishing boats to engage and capture it. After which the Seventh Fleet including the enterprise was dispatched to demand the crew back (North Korea would of been absolutely shit stomped had they actually engaged the seventh fleet)

[@PaulyM856]

I wonder how many tooth extractions it took for her to memorize that script.

[@josipmarinic9663]

She has more teeth than the average English person

[@liriani]

I laughed way too much

[@kevinfernandez1929]

@@josipmarinic9663 thats the best you can do ?

[@mik6908]

@@kevinfernandez1929 As an Englishmsn, its pretty accurate..

[@charlesescano]

@@mik6908 British People have Good Teeth lol

[@Uajd-hb1qs]

She missed out the part in the script that said “in a dream we once had…”

[@thelaw3406]

In one of my dreams we destroyed the whole country with a thing I like to call "total atomic destruction"

[@Uajd-hb1qs]

@@thelaw3406 As in you destroyed them with exclusively atomic weapons or you destroyed them down to the very atoms?

[@thelaw3406]

@@Uajd-hb1qs Both.

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

WE once had [USSR anthem]

[@Uajd-hb1qs]

@@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial Exactly

[@harrisonc985]

Dude that laugh in the end. You got some of the bigges balls ever to do that.

[@RevPerdueJosh]

Harrison C I’d wager it’s naivety over courage.

[@jackmiddleton2080]

No, he is just not American and I think it was said lightheartedly even though it was true.

[@aquiegaloucura]

There is a difference between having balls and having no brain...

[@mikeyabercrombie2855]

@@aquiegaloucura all balls no brain

[@bluetaigax1747]

@@RevPerdueJosh it's foolish

[@coyotelong4349]

It’s just incredible that countries exist where officials must knowingly tell lies to tourists, who are fully aware they’re being lied to, or else risk imprisonment and torture

[@lackof548]

Think of all the lies American officials/politicians have knowingly told their own citizens in modern times, let alone tourists.

[@JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0]

thats why freedom of speech is so important

[@chrischeng9145]

5 bucks says she doesnt know

[@FunnyProductReviews-mc2cx]

I know of one country claims freedom of religion despite outlawing religous practices for hundreds of years. That same country claims all were free in 1776. It's weird the type of propaganda that is obvious BS, people just eat it up, even when facts are right in front of them.

[@kevingallineauii9353]

@@chrischeng9145 yep, she believes EVERY word she says. Why wouldn't she? It speaks of amazing acts carried out by her glorious leader. The scary thing is that could happen ANYWHERE.

[@beigeocean5665]

Y'all laughing at her but she's probably scared of the sniper watching her from the rooftops

[@OffGridInvestor]

They don't need one. They take her away in the van that night to the concentration camps.

[@blvcklvnd618]

She never had the making of a NK Olympic athlete

[@NonsensicalSpudz]

and then that sniper also has a sniper on him and so on

[@ericksanabria1814]

@@NonsensicalSpudz a sniper on a sniper on a sniper

[@B-52H]

@@ericksanabria1814 the last sniper has his family and their families threatened so that he stays

[@unoriginalclips9923]

“North Korea is the best country in the world” -North Korea

[@jimeagle1155]

Best and most powerful country... but for some reason she had to tell story in English

[@TheCosmosagan]

"USA is the best country in the world" - USA

[@cloudambient]

@@TheCosmosagan "Goddamnit" - Haiti

[@cloudambient]

@@TheCosmosagan Lol I was gonna say the same thing. To be fair, ONLY North Korea says North Korea is the best. There are millions of people in hundreds of other countries around the world who also say USA is the best country in the world and are waiting to get here though.

[@sankhadipchakraborty3964]

Based North Korea

[@andrewr3846]

"We defeated the American enemy by hiding behind the Chinese"

[@Longknife]

Theandroid Comegetmeorsomething It was a strategic decision. A master stroke of military tactics by their Glorious Supreme Leader!

[@xyzhou6207]

And yes, China won at last. That was back then when China was so so much weaker than the US and rest of the its allies, even for today there is no way China can fight in the international scale with the US, the thing is, China only wants to defend rather than setting up bases all over the world sucking money from those countries.

[@lewistaylor2858]

UH-144 Falcon same with ww2, the Wehrmacht was so superior to the allies but just incredibly outnumbered

[@cookazor]

Lewis Taylor US should've just nuked china

[@ZanOGAL]

XY Zhou lol no...the reason US retreated from China was due to economics reasons. Thats the reason why US started war with Japan.US told japan to back off China. United States if it really wanted to destroy china they could but They wont...why? We rely too much economically on China. Defeating china will be too easy of a task.Remember with great manpower comes great great responsibility.From equipment to food....US can just poison chinese farmlands and restrict cargo export/import to china and all will go to hell

[@scottjoplin3601]

I want to see the entirety of the North Korean population react to what really happened in history

[@billsloan]

They'd deny what really happened.

[@scottjoplin3601]

@@billsloan true

[@madic15]

I agree I think it’d be very hard to change their minds. Not impossible but hard. Their truth is the truth many North Koreans have known their whole lives

[@davidcnutt5826]

Which was what? Defeating North Korea? What would you say?

[@MayorZach]

@@davidcnutt5826 wtf lol you're responding to this comment as if the concept of societal reintroduction doesn't exist. you uhh.. you do realize that there are NK defectors who have to be reintroduced? it's not like the concept of re-educating north koreans would be impossible? your response is like "what are you gonna say to them? words? information?! with proof!?!? outrageous!!" They just tell them it's a failed state with a tyrannical government that shields the citizens. Normally, they kinda already know that considering they flee the country. If you arrive and tell starving villagers that the country is failing, it's not like they're gonna be bewildered at the thought lmao

[@saureco]

NK only has one nemesis left, and they can't seem to defeat it yet. *Hunger*

[@Predator20357]

Nah it’s MoonPies

[@AcediaIX]

All the food went to Kim Jong un, what a Pig of a president

[@40KoopasWereHere]

It's rough being the only fat kid in class... imagine being the only fat kid in an entire country

[@seratarsybagusibrahim5018]

@@40KoopasWereHere one of the best so far

[@misterjohan4993]

Well at least that is something they have in common with america

[@harmonyqueue]

She isn't thinking about any of the words she's saying. Watch her eyes. She's reading a script from muscle memory and her attention is honed on the group's facial expressions. She's watching them because someone is watching her watch them.

[@irisfilmproductions]

Oh shi-

[@skellyfingers1547]

Bruh it's probably not that deep, she probably learned English or smthin

[@secretjosh5619]

@@skellyfingers1547 more like forced to learn, and forced to say all of that. From her lifeless voice, its pretty easy to make it out she doesn't actually want to say any of this stuff. She just wants to be done with it as soon as possible.

[@Athestial]

@@skellyfingers1547 lmao dude you would be surprised how normal that is

[@Triskelion345]

Omg so deep 😙🤣🙃🤣🙃😀🥲🥲🙂😍😋😗🥲🤪🥲😗🤫😗 im literally cryibg abd shaking rn 🤯🤓😎😧😵🧐😯😧 i cant believe it

[@ywjsiabvue]

"At least he died laughing!" - Joker

[@ZAINSVN]

Indeed

[@johnbalantes2261]

Until he get kidnapped for laughing

[@joeyr88]

Well we did sign a cease fire...

[@krystalriley10]

For sure 10 years in jail for that laugh plus ur family

[@shaggysidbacon6144]

Thinking the same thing😂

[@InGratiaDei]

Watch interviews with North Koreans living in South Korea. One defined freedom as being allowed to eat when he wanted to eat. Another was unable to identify a particular building until somebody explained what a "grocery store" was.

[@Yk1000-]

North Korea is a country stuck in the 18th century and it still is today.The people are literally living under a shell like a hermit who can barely feed itself, when they escape outside they are shocked because the beauty and evolution is nothing they had ever seen.That's when they realize EVERYTHING they were taught was a lie especially those who escape to the US like one military ranking official when the people welcomed her with open arms and donated food and treats she was so touched.

[@Crazy__Canuck]

I could NEVER go there. I'd start laughing and get sent off to a camp.

[@glassfireactual9207]

You must be the same guy who would punch your DI in the face.

[@fredfredburger1511]

@@glassfireactual9207 ehhh kinda apples and oranges on that one bud

[@glassfireactual9207]

@@fredfredburger1511 fair enough

[@khakipeach2128]

@@glassfireactual9207 your days would be numbered either way

[@prvtthd401]

@@khakipeach2128 that is also a good point, though one might be worth it and the other is not.

[@abradolflincler00]

And then Santa Claus killed all the unicorns with artillery assistance from the tooth fairy

[@TheNativeEngine]

Hail Santa!

[@ArcticWolfOfficial]

LMFAO

[@casperonacid_main]

Not the unicorns!!!!

[@ryanm2]

So that's what the tooth fairy does with molars.

[@OrigenalDarkMew]

😆

[@flightmasterr231]

Ah yes. Let us all remember that the US Navy consists of exactly one small, unarmed supply ship that roams the oceans alone

[@gungeternal4119]

Hahahahha

[@basalgiraffe742]

That's kinda cute actually.

[@sergioochoa5893]

Beverly hills has a higher gdp than north Korea

[@hentaiprotagonist1417]

@@basalgiraffe742 yea... it is all cute and tasty until you realize those "cute" ships are aircraft carriers with big kaboom loaded in planes

[@andyjacobs7010]

@@sergioochoa5893 tbf, comparing the gdp of a bunch of rich celebrities, especially athletes/entertainers and such... is a bit... odd.

[@pjacobsen1000]

I love how you can hear the tourists burst out laughing at the end.

[@iBullyDemons]

And no one ever saw saw them again

[@oooBASTIooo]

No-one burst out laughing.. That was a chuckle..

[@OGPvPMC]

bruh@@oooBASTIooo

[@angelsarereal6003]

she learned English from a Russian, with that accent.

[@xylofiso5915]

sounds so much like it!

[@angelsarereal6003]

Joseph Rosenberg dude, I'm not insulting anyone, it's my opinion.

[@johns818]

you hit the nail on the head!! very observant!!

[@Max7770_0]

and russian learned from indians.

[@jeffreyhietala3666]

The Drunken Bumblebee Blame the Russians!!

[@dergeradeweg1413]

She’s getting killed for saying 83 instead of 82

[@gabrielbauer5595]

she act actually nervous because of that small mistake

[@Llaveroja27]

I had the same concern. Even if she doesn't get executed. Her pride may definitely be damaged.

[@andyjacobs7010]

@@gabrielbauer5595 What made you think she looked nervous, she seemed to shrug it off, correct herself, and be fine. Besides, she was correct about 83, it's just that one was dead (82 POWs and one dead POW).

[@gabrielbauer5595]

@@andyjacobs7010 She didn't move herself or her arms more than necessary. When she correct herself she acts a little different than usual

[@hillerychan9483]

Cuz one died RIP

[@FeelMyBirdie]

Look at them. So proud of capturing one cargo ship.

[@ashkash8686]

😂

[@bakadere1868]

Pffff

[@michaelusswisconsin6002]

Wasn’t even a cargo ship. It was a research vessel.

[@MTC008]

it was a spy ship

[@MTC008]

that USS pueblo was just a small frigate spy ship with a size of a tugboat it was unarmed ship lol

[@royshaul2392]

I served 4 years on the Enterprise .... this must have been before my time lol

[@TheLonelyMoon]

such an awe-inspiring ship! thank you for your service, and I bet you got some awesome stories to tell

[@schattenseele66]

The ncc 1701?

[@Misterdalyus]

Fun fact: July 27, 1953 was recognized all over the world as the Korean War ceasefire except for North Korea where it is taught to the public as the day where NK achieved victory.

[@Alliesisthemostmedicalstudent]

They fought for survival and not victory

[@HuitziOneKenobi]

@@Alliesisthemostmedicalstudent but they attacked first?

[@Alliesisthemostmedicalstudent]

@@HuitziOneKenobi Well at first, but when the UN forces started a counter offensive, and being invade on their homeland.

[@kiamaria331]

@@Alliesisthemostmedicalstudent I feel like they should have thought about that expression of biting off more than you can chew.

[@attackmaster519]

@@Alliesisthemostmedicalstudent They may be true, but that doesn't change the original comment. They started the war, not for survival, but to oppress and enslave the other half of the peninsula. And it was only due to the fighting spirit of the ROK's forces, and their allies, mainly the US, who stemmed the tide.

[@Drelam]

North Korean logic "One enemy ship captured means complete victory in War. "

[@mrslavinator1057]

They didn’t win the Korean War, but they didn’t lose either

[@blackjacka.5097]

A research ship with like 2 assault rifles on board at that.

[@ye3637]

@@mrslavinator1057 technically they did lose because they were the ones who invaded first

[@mrslavinator1057]

@@ye3637 that makes no sense. The war ended with an armistice so there was no winner or loser. They didn’t win. But they didn’t lose either. Same goes for the US and South Korea

[@ye3637]

@@mrslavinator1057 i know that but usually in conflicts a failed invasion is technically a loss

[@logger22]

North Korea: We defeated the enemy. America and South Korea: Yea, whatever. China: WHAT?!

[@1036911242]

im chinese and thats exactly what im thinking about, none of our historybook and documentaries shows any battle of northkorea vs us army in the war, they not evolve any battle with Chinese army to fight against us amry, almost feel like they not exist in the map

[@1036911242]

@@LittleWhole in china, korea war is a big section of our history, we call it 抗美援朝, which means fight against US and support north korea, we focus on the second part of Korea war, in this part of history, we had so many battles with US and many many stories of our Soldiers, but never heard any battle that won by north korea soldiers, never heard what orders deployed by north Korea, that made us feel like north korea never exist in the war, its like a chinese vs us war

[@tombkings6279]

@@1036911242 hmm i guess that's why they called it the forgotten war

[@BiasN]

@@1036911242 no one won the korean war since its still on going to thi day

[@1036911242]

@@BiasN china definately won the war, that war stopped both the US and Soviet union military invasion on the northeastern asia, this gives new born ccp china the living place to develop industry in china's northeastern area and peaceful time to develop in whole country. This war also pressed Soviet union to provide industry assistance to china and both country become a dacade long alias. But on the both korea sides, no one win the war and no matter what they try, they will forever divide because the compete of superpowers

[@kaidantienkulkija]

1:06 ist that laughter i hear ? shiiiet, that dude didnt get to come back from that vacation....

[@butwait]

You've earned your half cup of rice this evening.

[@CollaredDom]

Oh, BS. You know well and good that her job earns her at least a full cup of rice.

[@wisemonke194]

@@CollaredDom bullshit, both of you, she got a half of a grain of rice for the week.

[@alexonian2940]

@@shlokrathod8077 bullshit, all of you. She earned the right to pretend that she has rice.

[@jigglytown9014]

I am ROLLING😂

[@kimmys2982]

@@alexonian2940 bullshit, all of you, she Ţ̶̳̮͔̬̝̱̠̞̭̮̮̹̪̙͖̬̮̣̣̗͗̊̐͊̏̉̐͛͘͜ͅh̶̡̨̛̛̪͇̣͇̰̖͎̹̠̮̜͕̭̯̩̦̭̰͎̝͚͖̥̘͆̋́͛̽͒̈́̋̿̇̆͊̌͐͐̒́́̄͐͒̿̉̈́͂̎̽͆̕̕͘͘͜͝͠͝į̴̢̨̛̛̳̻̤͓̞͙̮̭͙͖͍̞͉̺̰̩̳͎̬̯̰̯͕̠̭͙͎̳̯͋͌̂̂͆͑̀͐̓̃͋͆̆̓̒̔̍̓̏̿̔̂̋͘͜͝ş̸̨̡͈̦̠͈̠̥̥̖̫̪̱͍̖̥̖͕̞̮͐̾̈͐͗̅̅̅̉͐̉͐͘͜͜ ̷̛͖̜̘͐̌͐̏̽̐͒́̆͆̑̉͂̈́̀͋͝͝ͅm̸̧̢̨̨̛̖͔̫͔̝̭̙̤̯̰͉͉̜̠̬̫̬̘̥̺͓̦͈̰̞͕͓̮̯̳͚̰͇̩͎̲͕͓̫̦̟͎̌̽̾̂̿́̈̐̇̆̍͗̆͒͋͗̌̌͗͂̈̐̊͑͂́̔͐̆̌͂̈́͜͠͠ͅę̵̡̡̨̢̖̤̮̰̘̗̟̗̳̰̝͚̟̗̣̣͉̲͔̞̰̪͎͓̬̬̺̲̙̮͇͈̤̫̭̝̺̦̩̈̈̎̋́̌̏͜͝ͅş̴̧͈̟̫̺̟͇̦͍̥͎̭̗͍͎̲̰̗̳̺̰͚̖̹̹͇̰̠̠̓̿̈́́̓̔̕͜͝ş̵̧̨̢͉̠̳̩̱̙̗͕̹̹̣̫̣̻̟̱̗̥̥̖͍͓̟̭̘̹̪̥̞̘͑͑̀͛͊̏́͐̑̃͛̒͗̑̀̈́ą̵̡̛̛͙͍̙̒̀̈̓̎̾͋͑͒̒̆̓͌̌͒́́͊̆̏̍͌̓͛̽̂͗̐͋̚̕̕͠͝͝͠g̷͈͉̥̳̖̩͉̣̹͚͇͕̟̣̭̘̪͓̳̠͍̫͕̤̟̔̀̇̆͗̓͌̌͆̒̉̃̑̄̐̓̇̂̑̓̑̎̇͌̍́̌̈́̂̏͗͒̏̿̀̔̓͝ͅe̶̢̧̛̪̫̰̪͔̻̼̤̣̼̖̬͎̳̪̳̘̟̤̺̣̥̖̙̲̩̘͚̮͙̫̺̙̣̣͈͎̮̘̭̠̳̳̣̗̎̏̐̇̈̆͂̏̀͛͐͑̆͐͝ͅͅ ̴̨̨̧̧̨̻̼̞̼̹̻̘̩̳̰̤̲̳̙͚͎̯͈̹̳̜̦̥͔͕̝͉͍̤̦͖͕̳͊̈́͗̀̑̈́̋̿̌̐̍̈́̂̏͆̊͂́͑͂͋͆͘͘͝͠͠͠h̸͙́̀̀̒́̂̓͐̋̐͑̂̚͠a̷̢̨͍̫̳̫̦͎͈͉̻̯̬̓̋͐̅͐͗̔̀̈̿̄͒̀̌͌̄́̔̾͋̏́̐̈́͛̑̋͌̒̒̽̏̌̐̅̓͆̚̕͘͜͜͠s̶̡̛̠̼̫̼̟͍̮͔̠̖̯̫͖̦̱͂̀̊͌́́̂̆̎̄̈́̇͆̿͘ ̶̡̛̩̩͉̦̙̩̣̗̫͎̮͎̙̘͈̟͔̙̬͈̜̳̱̜̰͂̐̂͋͒́̈́̀̄́̄̎͂͋̈́͆̿̂̓̐̀̃̓̇͂̍̿̓̈́̿̏̀̒̈́̍̄̎̍̚͜͝͝ͅͅb̴̨̨̢̧̨̲̘̻̜̟͍͈͓͇̜̖͈͙̥̖͚̝̥̠̞̜̪̺̮͙̝͙̺͙̬̯̥̘̒̃͊͋̓̔̃͋̎̏ͅe̸̛̟͖̤͋͗͌̑̐̀̉͒̀̃̌͛̀̓͌͊͋̌̑̈́̄̒̔̑͌͗́͒̇̕͘͠͝͝ę̸̡̧̖͕̭̩̟̥̣̘̮̻͇̹̲̱͕̙̟̥̖͍̟̥̼̙̠͑̽̈͋͜͜͜͠͠ͅn̵̺̙̱͕̦͑͛̽̇̐̑̈͛̒́͆̒̌͊̏̈́̀͐̕̚̚̚͝ ̵̦̺̥̦̣̤͙̜͙̮͎͓̩͒͂̓͒d̸̨̡̳̟͇̪̜͓̜͈̙̱̠̞̤͍̥͖̘̖̺̱͕̖̖͙̦̙̯̪͓͚̈́̿͊̿̅̇́͂̃́̌̀̑͂̉̿́̎̓͂̀͒͊̈̐̔̒̇̽̽̄̿́̈̄̕̚͘̚͜͝͠ͅę̵̢̛̭͍͕̘̯̭̲̱͍̹͔̺͍̲̈́́̉̒̏͊̀͛̌͒͊̔̀͐̀̾͐̓͛̒̃̏̉͊̆̔̉̕̕͝͝͠͝l̵̛̛̛̻̗͎̩̙͈̭̘̲̥̫̝̤̜̗̬̉̓̑̇̆̀̂̀̓̄̓̆̔͊̓̌̾̈̆̓̾̈́͑̒̈́̇̀̍̇̄́̐̋͘̕̚͘͠͠͝ę̸̙̬̠̥̜̟̜̟̳̲͇͉͍̟̟̣̋̇̍̑̈̒̑͜͝͝ṭ̴̨̨̡̨̻͉̺̱̗̥̘̄͋̋̃̂̇͗͗͗͒̌̽́̀͌̾͐̈́̑̕̕͜͜͜͝͠ͅͅę̸̧̨͙͇͕̞̗͔̙͓͔̬͔͉̻̜͖͓͎̖̠̞̫̙̜̘͎̯͇̝̜̜̦͇̟̉̄̌̓̄͗̈́̀̿̋̌͛̾̈̃̓̌̀̏̋́̕͜d̴̢̨̨̛̙̩̗͎̭͙̹̥̬̞̯͈̫̳̳̭͙̤̲͕͙̞̝̭̪̩̜̻̮̼̟̰̠͛͑̑̎́͐̃̓̽͋̑̽̈́̆͊͛͌͑͐̓̅͆̅͜͜ ̷̧͇͎̖̦̙̦̞͖͚̜̲͈̤͎̫͈̦͇̣̘͚͔̟͙͖̮̥̰̫̼̮̬̝͇̈́̐͑̓̒͂̕͝b̵̛̳̣͚̲̣̠̹̺̪̣̰̤̳͍̳͇͚̗̼̱͉̓͑̓͐̒͐͗̊̇͌̊̅̈́͂̉̍̓̅̓͐̄͋̂͋̾̽̋͊͝͝ͅy̵̢̧̧̢̢̢̢̗͍͈̠͈̗̠̘̲̝̤̜̣̳̜̣̤̤̝͓̫̮̦͙̰͓͔̠̭͖̞̰̭̘͇̝͖̻̱̺̥̆́͛̑̊͐͐̉̋̐͒̔̋̆̃̌̇̀̀̚ͅͅ ̷̢̖̝̺̳͍̤̲͇̹̱̫̥̪̮͉̱͇͐̄̈́̒̀̋̐̓̉̈́̄͗͑̏͆̊̇̂̀͆̃̉̎͆͒́̃̇̓͊̊̆̌̊͋̕͝͝ͅţ̵̳̳̗͔̦͖͖̳̹͇̜̩̺̃̋̊̍͗͒͑̒͂̍̾̎̂̆͘̕͜͜͜͠h̴̛̗͙̬̰̝̹͔͇̬̦̙̮̦̝̗̮͓̟̮̖̪̣̖͓̰̤̘̹͕̻̙͍͈̠̰̩̐́̂̍̓̿̆̾͌͑̔̏̆̿̊̉̄̊̀̈̆̌̾͗̽̑̏̏͐͌̉̏͂̒̑͒̑͑͆̕͜͝͝͝͝ͅe̴̛̛̥̩̺̦͖̺̘͔̼̬͍̬̥̺̞̦̲̙͌̐̀̿̑́͗̀̓͊̎̈̿̆͋̀̃͒̔̂́̽̀͑̏̈́͐̕͘̕ͅ ̵̨̡̢̬͍̖͚͕̳̣̜̲̼͔̥̬͍̦̤̼̪̥̝͈͙̬͇̞̰͕̝̥̲͎̽̍̎͛́̂͊́̇͛̄̃͊͂̈͂̀͌̔͗̔͆̄̀̒͛̒́̕͘̕̕͝͝͠͝͠ͅn̶̢̛̦͚̼͙̬͎̺̈́͆͒̀̀̌͊͐̿́̆̃̿̇͗̀̇̈́̍̓̾̉͒̎͛̈̄̊̈̑̀͊̈͆͒͊͑̇̓̓͘͠͠͝͠͠o̵̧̡̰̰͎̩͔̬̻̻̯̯͇̒͋̓͆̔̏̉̒̆̏̔͑̐̈̐̎͂͗͂̽̊͐͊̀̈́̓̀̉̊̃͐̓̅̈́͋͐͒̔́͗̈́̕̕̕͝͝͝͠ͅŗ̷̢̡̛̻̺͓͓̯̻͎͕͇͔̭̞̹͎̱̭̦̘̗̺̯̐́̿̆͛͆͐̊͑͂̆́̇̍͛́͆̆̀̾͗̽͛̒̊̈̃͌̽͛̈̏̔͐̊̍͊̑͐͆̉͂͊̕͝͝t̶͕̗̣͎̗̻̬̮̹̼̯̋̍̉̿͐̾̍̓̃̈́̊̂̈̅͊̒̃͒̎̓̔̐̐͌͘̚͝ͅh̸̡̡̡̘̙̘̙̭̱̭̮̹͍̲̬͖̬̼̣̫̳̫͙͕͈͍̹͈̤̖̮͕͇̠̲̘͈̻͇͇̜̄̔̒́̒͛̌̄͒̆͋́̐̈͆̄̂̉̀̊͑̃̇͌̌̎̈̔̂̔͛̕̕ ̶̧̛̫̰͓̱̦̫̘̖͚̗̭̠͚͇̱͓̦̪͎̬̰̭̞̦̰͓̬̫̰͎̪̣̹̻̮̤̤̆̾̑͛͆͛̂̍͐̂̽̈͒̀͛͋̐̅͛̀̍͂͂̾́̾̚̕͜͠͝͝k̷̢̨̳͙̺̗̦̹͎͉̣͉͉͍̙̠͓͓̊̔̆̊̑̅͑̔̆́̋̆̏̍̚o̴̡̭̜̠̥̤̙̜̠͓͕̥̪̟̲̩̦̰̒͂̔͆̒̈́͑͆͂̆̐̾͌̂̀̓̏͜͝͝r̵̘̝͈̩̽̀̃̈́̋̄̑͌̉̉̐̅͂̔̿̒̐͋̊̾͊̾̂̎̀͂̉̔̋̀̓͘͘̚͘̚̕͝͝͠͝e̶̢̧̢̧̝̖̟̖̮͈̭̦͖̤͎̠͔̲͆̏͊̃̄̾̒̊̏͊̐̌͛͆̀͘̚͘͝ͅą̶̧̛̯̭̹͔͓͚̩̞̩̲̫̌̈͑̊͛͂̄̈̈́̏͑͛͊̿̾͛̄̏͐̿̈́͊̂̉́̎̇͊̊͌̑̽́̏̄̒̕̕̚͜͝͝͠͝ń̴̛͔͙̗̠̝͕̘̱̟̺̩͇̜̺̩̤̙̬̹̳̹͍̱͚̫̀͒̈̀͌̔̍̃̏͘͘͜͜ ̴̢̧̢̰̠̞̖̞̣̯͎̹̺̼̝̥̝̳̻̪͍̖̹̞͍̬͉͙͎̘̺̝̰̗̘̖̤͓̗̋̀̽̏̐̏͂̍̈́͛̿͂̈́̽̉̎̀̀̓͆̕͜͜͜͝

[@smadaf]

She seems kind of angry, as if she really believes what she's saying and is fed up with having to undo foreigners' ignorance.

[@josipmarinic9663]

Cause both of those things are true.

[@NATOnova]

@eric I hope your right, but what makes you so sure there will be a "mass awakening" in north Korea?

[@longliveliljay1670]

@@NATOnova cocaine and socks with pee

[@joemama-ej7kw]

@eric quoting scripture is not the same thing as arguing

[@joemama-ej7kw]

@eric what I meant was that you’re not making a point by quoting scripture it’s ineffective and you’re not getting anyone on your side

[@prestonduff231]

Guide : “ - In 82 uh-“ *sniper on roof pulls back bolt* Guide : “- I mean 83.” *sniper unchambers*

[@0BSguides]

Do you know how guns work, ik its a joke

[@tranquilhawk5110]

@@0BSguides you can unchamber bolt action rifles

[@isaacstretch106]

@Patrick Conway I think he is referring to the part where he pulls the bolt back. because pushing the bolt forward would be the correct thing if it is a bolt action

[@vanargrand3199]

@Patrick Conway Then you wind up ejecting an unspent round, and who aims a rifle with an empty chamber anyway?

[@vanargrand3199]

@@isaacstretch106 The correct way word that would be cycle the action then. I’ll give him sighting in the target on an empty chamber, since im going to be pedantic, but pulling the bolt back just opens the chamber. “He opens the bolt back then pushes it forward after catching the next round in the magazine” while technically correct is a lot of shit to say. ‘Cycles the bolt/action’ or even just ‘chambers a round’ work fine.

[@MichaelGeorge161]

Extremely brave to laugh at the end like that

[@ryg3693]

Everyone’s laughing but she’s really trying to get her extra slice of bread for the month. smh

[@maplesalt1482]

how could you not?

[@PugglesH1]

Don’t you mean extra half cup of rice?

[@coltruiz7126]

It would be a bundle of bread for a month if she can present to Kim an American soldiers head on the platter

[@GabrielleTollerson]

and trying not to get herself and whatever family she has executed by the government

[@GabrielleTollerson]

@@luxinvictus9018 they do push that on the population, it's really sad

[@IamSooConstipated]

Seems legit to me. We can trust her; she's from the government

[@wezelhond5572]

This is the best comment ever !

[@tash5540]

@@wezelhond5572 Worst reply ever

[@GivemeBacon]

How the hell is this video even available??

[@sabedi2129]

@@GivemeBacon The one uploading the video most likely visited NK and he attended a tour at the war museum

[@danksanchez4324]

Why does the US flag have 76 stars in your pfp?

[@chonkyboy6418]

Well it's fun to pretend, isn't it

[@ogzephyr4166]

da456 Always, at least for these fun toddlers.

[@mcginnercock6545]

da456 that's fucking North Koreas motto

[@Saw321lol]

What a nice and polite way to prove your point. No sarcasm intended.

[@toernebohmite]

Imperial Guardsmen I don't prove points. I only point out facts. This is because I'm smarter than you on every level.

[@Saw321lol]

Just by that reply, i can see that you're not. And that's a fact. :3

[@BMarie774]

It’s wild that an entire country of people don’t actually know recent world history. They believe in a world…that doesn’t exist. They believe in a reality..that doesn’t exist.

[@clamchowder622]

If i were in her shoes, I'd be singing the same tune. Its not like she has a choice, and she probably knows it's b.s. propaganda

[@AngelAdrian563]

I doubt she knows, even the military is brainwashed.

[@shakirdelph7719]

actually she does probably belive it but has her own doubts

[@clamchowder622]

@@AngelAdrian563Maybe. But you brainwash enough people, then even millions of others who might be keen enough to see through the lies will be silent because they know too many people won't be convinced of the actual truth. They will go along with the lies in the interest of self preservation. There's a reason defectors just make a mad dash for the border rather than try to revolt

[@clamchowder622]

@@shakirdelph7719 i wonder if she believes that kim jong un doesn't have a butthole

[@AngelAdrian563]

@@clamchowder622 we wouldn't know which one it is. I think maybe their grandparents weren't as brainwashed. By now I don't see a lot of them seeing through the lies. I'm not Korean so I wouldn't know though.

[@nothingnothing8072]

"the united states government sent a letter of apology" LMFAO

[@SidVacant69]

@@AndWhatIsThisNow They should've wrote lol jk afterwards

[@mario64sage45]

@@AndWhatIsThisNow stfu

[@mario64sage45]

@@AndWhatIsThisNow propaganda Idiot lol

[@leix7]

notes app apology 😩

[@stalksover8409]

Apology was strapped to a bomb which they never saw what was written.

[@BangBangBo]

This is why, even the worst of our history in the United States, it should never be erased. We must preserve history as unbiased as possible, otherwise we end up like this.

[@doctorswifto5422]

i agree, this is a huge issue in the south. where people are trying to whitewash the terrible things that have happened in our country. we must always be honest about how brutal things are

[@K-Boogie7999]

Only decent take in the entire comment section. Bravo

[@_dave4681]

@@K-Boogie7999 You've obviously not looked very far.

[@memeperor_]

YES!!! they're trying to just erase everything negative USA has done from our youth's education. it's disgustingly fucked up. in texas we are no longer allowed to teach that the KKK is morally wrong. we aren't allowed to teach about the history of colonization, the rape, murder, forced sterilization of indigenous peoples. can't teach that slavery was bad. it's just so fucking terrifying watching these 2021 american nazis try to take over the country.

[@memeperor_]

@@dolo_ren lmfao... just casually overlooking trump's friendship with epstein, the countless visits ALONE WITH EPSTEIN to maralago, with 10-20 "models" aged 13-18 in 1992... not to mention he has over 60 sexual allegations. democrats aren't censoring anything, private companies like twitter are censoring whatever they want, because that's how capitalism works. private companies can do whatever the fuck they want, political or not, because people like YOU set it up to be that way. these trump supporters have every fucking talking point totally ass backwards its insane

[@nathanbyrne24]

I still remember when Kim il Sung swam out there himself and captured US flagship USS Pueblo. Amazing watching a god at work. Really amazing how he captured “de sheep”

[@bernardmcmahon351]

Oh yes, I saw you😉

[@Grotegnaffelaar]

You forgot to mension he was only armed with 2 paperclips and a toothbrush.

[@molamola8305]

Thanos: Reality can be whatever I want. North Korea: And I took that seriously.

[@cornpop3159]

Its not just best korea.......

[@kxkxkxkx]

America: I have two dads and no mom

[@GeraldoluizAprendiz]

American neocon: We actually won the Vitnam war

[@GamerSlackZ]

nice pfp

[@snowtfl5617]

@OVOD.net uhh pretty sure neither side won but since you so want it to be North Korea I can tell you North Korea signed the armistice and South Korea didn’t North Korea was also decimated in the early to mid stages of the war and only recaptured their cities thanks too Chinese forces although the same could be said about South Korea with western forces at the end of the day the war was a bloody one with 70% of casualties being civilians so don’t know why your trying to defend North Korea when they started the war and are now an evil oppressive state who keep their own citizens in concentration camps

[@Krazzy88]

What's sad is that it's not her choice she said that. It's not even that she's stupid or anything, she doesn't have a choice but to say what her authorities told her to.

[@c0rvus996]

I mean this is a fairly accurate telling of an actual event. Lookup the USS Pueblo

[@rubb3rlizard607]

Technically she did have a choice, say what she’s told to say, or don’t, but then suffer a unforeseen consequence, probably a horrific punishment.

[@R4in46]

I really think she really thinks they won

[@johnjohnson2705]

@@R4in46 I really think you really think she really thinks they won

[@phoneguy3409]

@@johnjohnson2705 I really think that you really think that he/she really thinks that she really thinks they won

[@Owbe1]

I find it adorable how they come up with these fan fictions

[@satiatedpanda]

Adorable? This dude is manipulating millions, and creating falsification which will mean multiple generations of Korean people will never know what is really and what is fake. That isn't adorable

[@icantread1058]

@@satiatedpanda its a joke

[@ikaustralia]

The same as U.S. come with a fictional story of winning World War 2 as if there were no 10 million Soviet Soldiers who lost their lives for it.

[@jeb886]

​@@ikaustralia This actually happened. The DPRK captured the USS Pueblo in 1968. The USS Enterprise was too far away to intervene. Look it up.

[@sunnesonne]

@@changthao4875 have you ever heard of Islam?

[@seabournewolf2298]

If a letter of apology ended the war you’d think it would be framed somewhere. Is it next on the tour?

[@macdee6040]

If they defeated the US then why does SK exist? lol Oh NK you so funny.

[@Em-yd9jn]

Indeed*Insert British accent while drinking tea*

[@Soveryverytrue]

During the Korean war the Communist North did initially push back US and South Korean forces well past Seoul. The territory was, however, reclaimed, and US and South Korean forces pushed the North Koreans back, almost to the Korean-Chinese border.

[@Soveryverytrue]

The North Korean victories were primarily due to Chinese intervention.

[@Em-yd9jn]

And if im not correct,do correct me but I believe that there is a US ship in NK

[@Soveryverytrue]

+Emry Albert That's right. It was captured by North Korean forces, and is now used as a sort of museum. I believe she actually mentions it in this video, calling it a, "War Trophy."

[@brookshennigan8886]

I don’t get all these comments, North Koreans are some of the happiest people in the world according to Kim Jong Un😂

[@user-oz8bk2cn6e]

IKR I went there and the people are all well fed and they have the cleanest apartments in the world! Korean people’s army I said it please put the guns down!

[@idontknow2rhhfhf]

@@user-oz8bk2cn6e Yes in Pyongyang, now go to the farmlands

[@abnerdoon4902]

@@idontknow2rhhfhf Is this some sort of meta internet humor where you pretend to let the joke fly over your head.

[@antagonisf]

@@user-oz8bk2cn6e well its a combination of forced labor and censoring

[@tristan6509]

@@idontknow2rhhfhf that applies to literally every country... Even the most modern countries still have countrysides...

[@StayinZooted]

This is like the equivalent of the guy who got the winning touchdown during senior year of ‘93 and just can’t stop talking about it.

[@RyanJohnson-pz4tb]

I’m old dammit

[@Dark_Kevlarian]

Except he didn't actually score the touchdown, but tells you he did.

[@treebeardtheent2200]

@@Dark_Kevlarian What happened is that a fresh team from a bigger school came in and pushed the ball back to the 50 yard line, so that not only was it not a game winning score, it wasn't even really his team. NK sports motivation speech: ok I know you're all starving to death, you aren't allowed to travel freely or speak your own mind on anything, but you are all winners! Repeat after me, we are winners!....we are winners!

[@TheJizzy84]

HA! 🤣

[@Fl4kFire]

Lmao

[@mikeoxlong8272]

Let's give her credit for memorizing all that, and not deviating at all.

[@Nathan-ls4xt]

If they really won against the US, she wouldn't be giving that speech in English. Just saying.

[@johnbaptiste87]

🤣 Truth

[@yougetonthathorseyougottar6126]

Damn

[@JamesBond-xx1lv]

Needs more likes.

[@dbtalahuonyommusic7067]

She’s giving the speech for tourists

[@joseel9161]

LOL

[@-Yurkey]

She talks just like the way Chinese instructions are written in English "To stable solid rod poke backwards into front left center mass and adjust abundant to desire and freshness" - how to start using your airfreshener 🤦‍♂️

[@kurt5490]

I barely understood anything she said. The pa she was using only made it worse. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

[@cleancar8553]

“Warning, if blade damage, don’t be fly. Otherwise it will create the human body. Or blame damage.”

[@arya31ful]

Nice, i'd try translating random English sentences to Chinese and back with Google Translate

[@WingMaster562]

She speaks english rather well for a Korean. Her grammar isn't perfect but it's pretty close and her accent almost makes her sound like she's Russian. I say this, maybe because I'm used to hearing english in heavy accents because Im a Filipino.

[@Lachausis]

Most of what she said is a memorized text. Pretty standard in communist countries to memorize a wall of text.

[@noble_nobody7671]

“83- uh, 82 sailors were sent back” Objective: SURVIVE

[@1S0LD3]

Lol 😆😆😆

[@daywalker3735]

She could have said any number and I would just go "Oh ok..."

[@MrHFam-st4ni]

1 sailor died during the process of seizing the ship

[@kuromaki6226]

@@daywalker3735 But the goverment that taps on her isn't

[@daywalker3735]

@@kuromaki6226 they is

[@lazyburger123]

This is one of the best comic con/holloween character display I have ever seen, good job lady.

[@SC1089]

She's talking about the Pueblo Incident, which occurred in 1968. The U.S.S. Pueblo, a small spy ship, which the US denied was spying at the time but eventually admitted, was captured by the North Koreans in January 1968. 83 sailors in total, 1 was killed. They were held captive for about 11 months exactly. The North Koreans tried to "reeducate" them and use them for propaganda, but the US Sailors hilariously ruined their propaganda by giving the "Hawaiian Good Luck Sign" in most of the pictures and films the North Koreans took of them. As the North Koreans didn't understand "The Finger" back then... After the grueling negotiations dragged on for more than 10 months, the North Koreans finally agreed to give them back in exchange for a long winded and ridiculous apology, that the USA instantly disavowed, but got the men back so whatever. It was so ridiculous that no one took it seriously. 82 living Sailors and 1 deceased for a total of 83, crossed the Bridge Of No Return in the DMZ, just before Christmas 1968. While this is a mere footnote in USA history, it remains a great source of victory and pride in North Korea. The small U.S.S. Pueblo shown off as North Korea's great trophy. EDIT: If interested, in the comments below I've posted copies of both the "Apology" and the "Confession". EDIT EDIT: The plot twist was that in the 1990's, declassified documents showed that the U.S.S. Pueblo *actually was* spying, but not on North Korea, and no one in the crew of the ship knew it was spying. As the safest spies are the ones who don't even know they are spies. It was called Operation Clickbeetle, and the idea was to station a small and unthreatening ship as a patrol to track the movements of the Soviet Pacific Fleet. The Pueblo crew thought they were doing some boring mission of studying weather patterns and their effects, but really they were sitting out there ready to report if any Soviet ships were sighted. The US Navy didn't think anyone would attack the obviously not made to fight U.S.S. Pueblo, but North Korea seized an opportunity to capture a ship that was made to deliver mail, as a "war trophy".

[@yve..]

No way 💀

[@woody5476]

Thank you for putting that in context. I was wondering if she was talking about something in the Korean War.

[@floydturbo2184]

Thank you. I teach history and am very familiar with the Pueblo fiasco but did not have a clue THAT was what she was rambling about. What a joke. Anyone not familiar with the Pueblo please Google a picture of her before her capture. Not exactly the USS Missouri

[@clockwerk35]

Another detail that's left out of the story was that the USS pueblo was in international waters not inside North Korean waters

[@JarrodFrates]

@@clockwerk35 North Korea defines its waters as extending 50 nautical miles from the shore, something that no other country recognizes. They used that as the basis for the attack. The international standard for territorial waters is 12 NM, within which a country can exercise significant control. Pueblo, being 15 NM out, was outside the territorial waters.

[@naython13]

I love how she is walking backwards confidently like that, you know she knows the grounds are secure and aint a dang soul behind her lol.

[@TheSucram729]

I bet there is a dang Seoul in front of her tho

[@octoberrust9483]

Nah

[@alejandrorobles1343]

@@TheSucram729 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ...wait a darn minute. That's South Korea, this video is about North Korea

[@TheSucram729]

@@alejandrorobles1343 should I change it to in front lol

[@crackaby7075]

@@TheSucram729 explains why she keeps staring to the front 😳

[@quasicrystal5166]

This reminds me of when i fought Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, and Jackie Chan blindfolded and with both arms tied behind my back on Mars in 2307 BC. I won by the way.

[@pixilmon]

They used 1 percent of their power, they are coming to proxima centurai to get revenge on you, we have your location Tyrone. Prepare to enter the dragon and fear the full wrath of some epic dudes

[@luchosan6940]

😂

[@jayallen81]

Did you take a war trophy?

[@quasicrystal5166]

@@jayallen81 Yeah Space Jesus was there to be the referee and gave me a pyramid. That's where i live now.

[@tinytom_6137]

You gotta run before that pyramid comes to life and unleashes every Nintendo ds made in the world

[@cryptoslimer8589]

What a cute little tie.

[@htimsnedaj4839]

Why is she speaking into a microphone? Everyone she's speaking to is within a two meter radius of her.

[@CobraRedstone]

+Rick Sanchez Maybe it records what she says?

[@transformatamellina9762]

+Rick Sanchez It's usually used in museums where come lot of tour groups speaking in lot of different languages. Sorry for my language.

[@jeffhietala6343]

Its all propaganda!! Twisting the facts and trying to paint a "rosy"picture of themselves! !

[@CPUT99]

+Rick Sanchez for effect! the same as her uniform, etc... whether it is necessary or not, I think it changes the way her presentation is communicated / received. As +Szczepaniak Robert mention, it may also be for headset devices which translate into other languages when touring a museum.

[@Springbok295]

+Rick Sanchez The Proletariat have poor hearing.

[@Jaffa105]

"83 uh?! 82" She stuttered We might never see this women again

[@johndebate3858]

1 in Baghdad ☺️

[@Garvey64LIVE64]

We gotta end the Korean war: UN: "I agree" *pulls out Pen and paper* General Douglas Macarthur: "I agree" *pulls out 27 nukes*

[@airraverstaz]

To be fair, that would've opened pandora's box if they actually went through with that insane plan. Fun fact: Nixon was drunk one night and started giving the go ahead to start launching nukes in Vietnam lol. Thankfully his staff had enough common sense to tell him to sleep it off and rethink things in the morning.

[@dirtydodge96]

@@airraverstaz wow, I didn’t think it was possible, but I hate Richard Nixon even more.

[@seratarsybagusibrahim5018]

@@airraverstaz that staff deserve a raise Truly an mvp

[@31oannamphong66]

@@airraverstaz damn, that's terryfying,n live in vietnam and i don't know how the country will live with a nuke

[@Christopher-rw2bp]

@@dirtydodge96 dude he was drunk, chill out

[@WORLD8NSH5KNIGHT1]

The closest I had (I am British) was a Chinese colleague singing the praises of Chairman Mao as we drove through a remote mountain area of Guizhou province with her family She had been kind to me and I didn't have the appetite to argue

[@codyporter6]

I feel really bad for her, everything she says is the truth to her because her life depends on it. Just to add two years later, I realize n Korea probably isn’t the horrific wasteland yeonming park says it is, that being said, I still feel bad for the lady cuz she’s wrong, the incident she’s referring to didn’t happen like she says.

[@goodUStopgearbros]

It like 1984😳

[@spicywings4614]

@@goodUStopgearbros 83*

[@GenScinmore]

Or the truth to her because she knows no other truth. Outside information isn't actually available there

[@KampucheanDemon]

@@spicywings4614 the book 1984

[@unofather9646]

@@spicywings4614 did you read the book?

[@AE1OU]

She looks so pissed already at the beginning. Its like she's anticipating laughter because of their dumb inaccurate drivel

[@anbthree786]

Most of them have no clue that it’s not true because they are taught this since childhood

[@danielcastaneda4356]

@@anbthree786 yeah just like them having no concept of words like love, friendship, warmth, or compassion. They go their entire lives not knowing.

[@michaelsalmon9832]

idk if it is really inaccurate its just like obviously pro-north korea and withholding kew details, lying by omission they perceived the USS pueblo as a "retaliation", so they "retaliated" in kind by capturing the ship and torturing the crew. then the US sent envoys saying that they want the sailors back, and the north koreans said that they could get them back if the US admitted that they crossed into NK territorial waters, which we still don't know if they did or not. so they came back, save for the "war trophy" (lol)

[@jayg339]

Its tough to say, but id wager she really does believe it. North Korea really isnt big on “perspective” and learning objective facts. They teach the propaganda version, and thats it. So I doubt she knows any other version of the history outside of the great victory of Korea over America.

[@priyachoudhary9896]

Pretty sure eith all the bootleg info thry get from outside, they know what's happening

[@bellzebub9863]

We from the u.s. congratulate you on this miraculous feat 👏👏 and we thank you for letting us keep our independence, all hail the Great rocketman 🚀

[@jamiebaxter9143]

*BRUH*

[@bruh____784]

@@jamiebaxter9143 BRUH

[@marklambert9976]

hurb

[@bellzebub9863]

What bruh's? Freaking rocket man... Woot woot... No? Bruhhhhhhssssssss

[@marklambert9976]

@@bellzebub9863 woot woot it's lonely out in space

[@thepudge6953]

This is giving me attack on titan vibes, the uniform, the politics, the false history, they are living inside walls pretty much too, omgggg

[@TheJusticeLeague]

The fact the people laughed at the end was golden. Even the lady doesn't believe her own stories.

[@sagatuppercut2960]

But she better act like it...or else.

[@kumoj]

she has to or yknow 💀

[@obamnaprismus]

That was a huge sigh that might get her in trouble

[@salam3098]

like the histories about weaponds of mass destruction of Iraq, and so on, i think we must not reconsider to believe histories comming from the americans¡¡¡

[@Dept246]

She talking about the capture of USS Pueblo by the North Koreans in 1968 when the ship supposedly strayed into their territorial waters. It’s a true story.

[@EricKremer]

North Korea is like that one neighbor who calls the homeowners association about your dog taking a shit one time in his yard but let's his dog go and shit in other people's yards.

[@TheAmericanNomad352]

Eric kremer what is south Korea to north korea then

[@deanmechanical]

TheAmericanNomad352 South Korea is the object of their desire but the people are too weak to fight the DICTATOR KIM BUNG HO

[@Stovre15]

Eric kremer W

[@yunh9055]

Eric kremer they also have nukes

[@r.budddwyer8951]

North Korea is more like a homeless guy that walks around your neighborhood jacking off at children and calling the police on you for mowing your lawn

[@TN-jb4jk]

So Kim Il Sung defeated Captain Kirk of the Federation Starship Enterprise? Doubt it. Kirk is still alive today even, but RIP Spock and Scotty.

[@genesisspace5331]

He was a goddamm warrior

[@novavortex7763]

He probably defeated The Galactic Empire in a galaxy far far away. Or died trying.

[@schwerenevonyildi1315]

Kim Jong Un is the leader of the Borgs.

[@TyyTheFlyGuy]

Enterprise was one of our aircraft carriers. But I do get the joke.

[@Flexin010]

Warp speed

[@derekbrunette222]

She's so hungry she ate the microphone

[@dattape2828]

hey, tour guide knows it's all BS. she can either make some money & go with the flow, or she can get shot by little kim LOL

[@phantomsedge5686]

+Will Yeah how is this funny, its the matter of life or death

[@tgs9034]

All of the tour guys tall Sh*t about it even know there is no real PEACE treaty between US and NK for real lads its just a truce not peace

[@tgs9034]

+Tgs903 *talk

[@daviddriscollservantofJesus]

its her choice to let him have that control over her ... she should say noone owns me so if i should die for that then so be it

[@anthonyg9763]

J Kind of like listening to our news media. ; )

[@lunariousmoon]

"There's no more humans left outside the walls" "There's no fire nation in Bah sing se" "I know she loves me" "Yha dad will come back with the milk soon" "Im gonna be productive tomorrow"

[@SemperFine]

"Steiner's counter-attack will fix everything."

[@Ok-kx2te]

is that a divergent reference?

[@a-s-greig]

The Maginot Line will never break.

[@lifefruit9917]

@@Ok-kx2te pretty sure it’s an attack on titan reference

[@parzavaal5335]

@@Ok-kx2te attack on titan bro

[@lipeferreira7]

The USS Enterprise was never captured, she is talking about The Pueblo crisis/ incident when they captured a vessel called Pueblo that was used as a spy ship at the time

[@icrushchildrensdreams4556]

What if they meant the spaceship USS enterprise. If so they got total victory on that one

[@stassmith8200]

@@icrushchildrensdreams4556 it was also an aircraft carrier

[@flamecharge8019]

@@icrushchildrensdreams4556 damn bro that ship was the only thing they really need gg on that one

[@jonandivyjones]

I wonder what they did with captain Kirk? You guys think Kim jong has him locked up in the basement and is using him for a play toy?

[@icrushchildrensdreams4556]

@@jonandivyjones nobody will know his fate...

[@watasiblah]

I am from Vietnam and we were brainwashed to believe Ho Chi Minh was the greatest leader of all time. The school would make us sing song of praise and chant his great name...sigh.

[@crosswire7777]

Couple vodka shots and she's a 10 to me

[@red_isopat]

Vodka is banned in NK, off to the prison camp you go

[@Em-yd9jn]

+Gentel Noober If Stalin was still alive to know about that rule,he would probably flip out and nuke NK.....just saying

[@daniyil4843]

+Emry Albert You are an idiot.

[@aleksandarhristov700]

xD

[@danielfellows5453]

+Daniel Semi the proper grammar to that joke you call a sentence is you're a idiot, and indeed you're a very big idiot.

[@MrQhuin]

They also make their own history books. The story how Kim Jong Un survived the dinosaurs era.

[@gungeternal4119]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@onii747]

He ate them all

[@jeff1liam2]

@@onii747 💀

[@Adan6XI]

@@onii747 finally a woke person, these sheep meanwhile think it was an asteroid

[@Gnaaaal]

Nah, it's more like "How Kim Jong Wipe All Of the Dinosaurs"

[@johanngaiusisinwingazuluah2116]

No mention of China (who has been their biggest ally for all of their existence) at all, lol.

[@MegGriffin45]

That's true, but it seems like China has been distancing itself from North Korea over the past 10 or 15 years.

[@johnbenton4488]

To China, DPRK is nothing more than a buffer zone.

[@Ivanus59]

This was just one small story from the war, not the story of the entire war man. :P

[@johnbenton4488]

Te guide was merely repeating a script. He was far too young to have fought anyway.

[@johnbenton4488]

Thereby lives a question.

[@Sylvaard]

The subtitles make more sense than what she is saying.

[@jelco]

"...Korea, they even brought aircraft carrier Enterprise. They'd make us surrender by force of arms. At the time, they said they would start another Korean war if we didn't return the ship and the [inaudible] sailors. But following the instruction of the great leader Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il, we responded. We would answer their retaliation with retaliation, and answer their all-out war with all-out war. We didn't surrender, but we took [inaudible]. So in the long run, they had no choice but to propose dialogue. So eleven months after the capture, the US government sent letter of apology... That was December 1968. And the apology was the first one that they ever sent the other government in the history of America. So following that, our sailors were sent back to their country. '83 -uh- 82', exactly. One was sent back dead and the rest of them were sent back alive. But we didn't send the ship because - that is our war trophy. Okay..."

[@user-Jai404]

that "okay" at the end is like the "anyway" meme

[@iNEED115]

Thanks!

[@mrscientific4956]

Yeah it's not like USS Enterprise was in service for US Navy until 2010... Fuckin' North Korean propaganda

[@blastomerx]

@@mrscientific4956 Yeah it's like 1984 novel. But you know; there are too many USS Enterprises that served in navy. As i know starting from 1930's.

[@LeeMooEez]

Actually that kinda what really happen..it just that the other ship…not the one that you thinking about 🤷🏻

[@Kid_Naps]

it reminds me of the famous Santa-Claus Wars which were fought over the Marshmallow Hills near 'Nan, and if it werent for the Werewolf Army, the Chupacabras would have lost. Great times, I miss Mars. Proud survivor of the Candybar Holocaust

[@robertscottTV]

You forgot about the rainbow-farting unicorns and moon bears

[@OrigenalDarkMew]

I can't breath 😆

[@lunakitty1990]

This needs to be animated lol

[@OrigenalDarkMew]

@@lunakitty1990 nice sona

[@lunakitty1990]

@@OrigenalDarkMew awww thank you and like yours too I'm a huge pokemon fan

[@TheTruthIsGonnaHurt]

“I wasn’t aware of such victory?” - Nute Gunray, Trade Federation

[@rejvaik00]

"We should not have made this bargain"

[@NCRVeteranRanger]

The KZbin recommendations are a pathway to many videos some would consider unnatural.

[@rejvaik00]

@@NCRVeteranRanger is it possible to learn this power?

[@wanahmadkamal5389]

@@rejvaik00 Not from a communist

[@threegreencharms]

"But I however, have become acutely aware of your failures, Viceroy." -Count Dooku

[@anactualalpaca7016]

North Korea is like the little brother that manages to get one solid shot off in a fight, gets absolutely pummeled but still says "Yeah but that one punch tho"

[@Evan2]

I don't think I'd be able to keep from laughing my ass off midway through her presentation, and I'd probably get the death penalty for it.

[@Anastunsia]

I recognize your avatar! good music video!

[@peztang.9459]

I like the way she says pueblo sailors at 0:13

[@penamuuri6767]

ikr that's why i don't go there

[@penamuuri6767]

Darkhorse like what give example

[@joshuaoneill9620]

Darkhorse would you care to elaborate? Sounds to me like all you hear is your governments propaganda on how your better than Americans

[@ishpreetsingh9975]

Lady in her mind: You all know that is a lie, I know all that script is a lie but I need to narrate it to you because I have a family back home..

[@ronaldcox8551]

She probably believed everything she said. Their propaganda is so absolute and taught at such a young age that they have almost no doubts about it.

[@kingofdemons948]

That’s just dark

[@ReasonAboveEverything]

Absence of free speech is convenient in keeping people in darkness. She believes all the bs she is presenting. It is really worrying how west has been chewing on it's free speech laws with so called hate speech laws.

[@timothyhellsing]

Like Disneyland bro, For them: fake North Korean museum accomplishments For her: its this or starve or concentration camps

[@unluckytourist]

There was a good documentary on the fall of the Soviet Union. They interviewed some random housewife who was like; "They know they're lying. We know they're lying. They know we know they're lying, and they still lie and we still pretend to believe them, what can you do."

[@friedchicken1]

I had no idea North Korea defeated the US by capturing the one ship! That is impressive

[@Booster_Gold115]

That one ship was the entire US

[@mrchopsticks3]

@@Booster_Gold115 Yeah, I wish our Navy would build another ship already.

[@KrGsMrNKusinagi0]

it was my canoe i left it out

[@Einwetok]

Wait till you hear the one they tell about the 1st Cav flag........

[@Booster_Gold115]

@@mrchopsticks3 Never going to happen

[@SC1089]

She mentions "The apology was the first one sent by the US to another government.". The first USA apology to another government was in 1914, when President Wilson apologized to Colombia, for seizure of the canal

[@Cynical_Giro]

if this was true the letter of “apology” would have been a nuke 😂

[@dodgers352]

That's hilarious

[@jakes658]

North Korea still has the USS Pueblo. It's very much a trophy to them.

[@emberducati9237]

North Korea has killed American troops after the Korean War and we haven’t retaliated because of our alliances. True story.

[@emberducati9237]

@@m4rix2036 this is a more comprehensive list en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_border_incidents_involving_North_and_South_Korea

[@emberducati9237]

@@m4rix2036 there’s also another incident during the Reagan era where they shot down one of our aircrafts and we didn’t do shit

[@spencereng]

Hopefully she doesn't get killed because of this video.

[@GivemeBacon]

She didn't anything wrong I'm wondering how the hell they didn't censor the film maker

[@shadowsupremeja7352]

@@GivemeBacon I heard that some KZbinrs use tactics like putting it on iCloud or watever they call it on Android we’re they delete it then put the video back once they get out of North Korea

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

@@shadowsupremeja7352 I don't think so, as internet access is extremely restricted, even for tourists... I think a micro SD card in your socks is far easier to conceal, or even a hidden folder in your laptop. I don't think they search you up FBI-style if they don't have suspicions about you...

[@prashanthb4565]

She must have probably been dead

[@yoshy7523]

@@GivemeBacon Well my guesses are north korea loves to think they are better than america so when they talk about that they want people to see it (they tell their military and people they are the best in the world and all that) but if it was just normal recording like someone recording the trees for whatever reason the film maker would disappear

[@Lukusprime]

If it wasn’t for the risk of being kidnapped and forced to stay, I actually think going to North Korea and going on one of those tours would be very interesting, I’d like to see their culture and just how exactly they (mis)represent history and geopolitics

[@bencatechi4293]

Koreans don’t want you in your country they wouldn’t force you to stay lol

[@lashtal]

@@bencatechi4293 all you have to do is try to take a poster from a hotel hallway, and then you get to work for The Glory of North Korea Forever! The quickest way to become Famous Citizen!!!

[@lashtal]

@@bencatechi4293 or... get close to the border! Then it'll take a huge money bribe from Bill Clinton Himself, and Biiiiig Apologies WITH TEARS on all televisions EVER to get back to your families!!!

[@bencatechi4293]

@@lashtal Yes, when you go to a country that your people committed genocide in and then break the law, you tend to get out in prison. He could have avoided it by simply not breaking the law

[@lashtal]

@@bencatechi4293 It's so sad! It's SO SAD!!! * cries in front of a statue of Kim Jong Il and Kim Il Sung for 3 hours * Luckily I cried hard enough, because that guy and his child next to me didn't... so they ended up getting executed in front of us all to make an example! Luckily for me, I cried hard enough.

[@dasrico6325]

The only thing she defeated was the audio quality of her microphone.

[@discrasefullone7426]

bruh she aint no match for soap, price, frost, and ghost

[@ecrueagle]

Wrong CoD.

[@juls9796]

Steve Gonzalez *Frank Woods*

[@Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

I thought you were naming everyday items at first XD

[@100achillguy7]

@@Personlpp things change

[@mozhhosseini982]

You forgot Yuri and Roach

[@percycabelloolive5151]

Plot twist: she's actually telling the truth and the US has convinced the whole world otherwise lmao

[@mixtapemania6769]

@Phoenix but who is NK's biggest ally?...

[@snailsaredumb9412]

@@mixtapemania6769 the Chinese are, thats what they're saying. Without China, North Korea would stick its tail between its legs like a scared puppy and either a.) Jonestown the whole nk population or b.) Ally with the us and south Korea to become a democracy. Honestly id bet on the former not the latter but only time will tell

[@ismth]

@@snailsaredumb9412 big Jonestown vibes

[@israelgarcia4476]

🤯

[@SeisoYabai]

Honestly it wouldn't shock me

[@rhyu9802]

Imagine when those north Korean people get out of that country and learn all the real things that's happening! Would be like going to a new world.

[@MasterAdam100]

They have YT channels that feature NK defectors. It's pretty interesting ngl.

[@jagzfast3390]

its like living a truman show life

[@jesseblackhawk]

that is usually what happens

[@leonprowse5806]

squid game

[@jagzfast3390]

@Angele hmmm

[@danl.2220]

that war trophy is the best piece of military equipment they have.

[@Metronade1]

imagine getting out of this country and realizing that everything you’ve been told was a lie

[@AliceYobby]

Do you mean the United states or

[@Nutbuster724]

@@AliceYobby obviously North Korea lmao their literally fabricate history books where they praise Kim Jong Un and dumb shit

[@IDoABitOfTrollin]

@@Nutbuster724 he was joking.. bruh

[@zionsimanian9310]

@@AliceYobby you’re pathetic

[@stephenmanuel9860]

@@AliceYobby Bazinga!

[@Petothegreatone]

She has a particular set of skills, especially walking backwards towards portraits of their great oppressing leaders.

[@tonyemory3618]

I like how you hear the group start laughing under their breaths, I bet is was hard to not just bust out with laughter after that nonsensical speech.

[@jeremydyar7566]

I would have lost it at USA sent a letter of apology

[@tonyemory3618]

@@jeremydyar7566 me too! I would not have been able to contain it.

[@logger22]

Only when you isolate yourself arou d the world and freeze in time.

[@pivottech8881]

It was probably a letter of fuck off

[@gh5972]

Audio technology as good as our airport PR systems 😂

[@dgyt27]

“83- 82 exactly” That little slip up probably has her family in danger now

[@johndebate3858]

She played it off smooth with the 1 in Baghdad though

[@panda5996]

One died…

[@rebelwithoutapplause5629]

They are now in a correction camp most probably..

[@localnyraccoon]

she is backing up like the crowd of people is about to viciously attack her lol

[@R4in46]

LMAO

[@almondmilk5315]

YOOOO 😂😂😂

[@andyjacobs7010]

... or like how a tour guides engages her audience fully while on the move... smh

[@Gnaaaal]

It's Because they are

[@andyjacobs7010]

@@Gnaaaal ... seriously, why do you think this way?

[@SomerandomShmuck]

It is so ADORABLE when she says the U.S was forced to apologize.

[@woo43]

It's adorable, but you know what's even more adorable: Losing to rice farmers while also commit bunch of war crimes against the civilians.

[@Darling137]

Disavowed before it was even signed.

[@kedarunzi9139]

@@woo43 I mean everyone commited warcrimes, some don't acknowledge it though

[@kryppyy]

@@woo43 you know whats adorable when the british lost to a bunch of shop keepers and farmers and a whole country is created because of it, kinda cringe

[@Awkd]

@@kryppyy you do realise the French helped massively in that civil war ? I'm not surprised an American doesn't know his own history 😂 kinda cringe

[@LetzEat]

North Korea. Where It's Always 1953.