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[@northernaudits]

Please LIKE and drop a comment. Subscribing helps me make more of these🙂

[@allanallen1835]

lol you sound exactly like i do when you talk acent the lot.

[@wesleypresley1000]

Pleaser do traveller camp,showell rd Wolves.

[@northernaudits]

@@wesleypresley1000 thanks Wesley - I'm sure lots of people may feel differently but I personally class traveller camps as residential (even if they are on public land) I only do commercial places. Thanks for watching 🙂

[@stephen3485]

I subbed before the video.. straight up because of the intro . That looks amazing

[@northernaudits]

@@stephen3485 thanks 👍🙂 I really appreciate it. I try hard to bring home the entertainment 🙂

[@MikeEves]

"permission to film private property, it's in the exam". 🤣 🤡 His brother is also his dad.....

[@andrewratcliffe6425]

Definitely some inbreeding in that family,,,🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@beautifulsky7807]

Some people eh 😂😂

[@glosfishgb6267]

and his husband

[@user-rc6qm7dt4w]

Hahahahaha

[@barthnortheast]

Robert is his dad's brother

[@paulmartin9194]

Well done that H&S manager. Credit where its due. That security guy though.... Jesus wept!! He's the reason shampoo has directions

[@TrevorMoses312]

😳😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@scotttchviski6706]

My brother once fitted a kitchen for a lawyer and he says that security guard is talking bollocks.

[@kevinparker461]

They also are what holds his ears apart, clearly!

[@7Lace77]

What? 😸

[@alanjones4188]

Somewhere in the North of England, there is a village missing an idiot.

[@mozkingston1707]

Nothing funnier than people who think they know what they are talking about trying to lecture and talk down to you when you know they are clueless and talking total crap.

[@legobatman8353]

Fatty swinging his leg is probably the most exercise he has had in 10 years.

[@shivaunt71]

It's the jabbing with the radio just to emphasize when he's talking bollocks, comedy gold. 😂

[@pauljackson1981]

He's not Security he's A taste tester Years of free cakes in that tub of guts

[@ucaudits]

Best comment on here 🤣 👍

[@sukhi17]

"Sercurity" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pauljackson1981]

@@sukhi17 Blimey Doesn't take much to tickle you does it LOL

[@bevsartsandcrafts715]

Sounds like a perfect job to me 😂

[@sarah-ws2tg]

Hahahaha can’t stop laughing🤣🤣👍

[@TheDubhill16]

Guy in green jacket is a top guy. Promote this guy. Great interaction. That gobby angry fool needs re training. What an embarrassment to park cakes.

[@mathew8581]

He should of told aggressive fool to stfu

[@MarriedToTheKGB]

It looks like he eats them when nobody is looking too

[@kevinparker461]

He needs sacking!, plenty of people could do that job without re-training.

[@adeferranti4610]

His brother failed the exam by the way, he's now a security guard

[@pete3206]

We are living in a Peter Kay comedy

[@northernaudits]

Garlic Bread?😂

[@nightjar9021]

Cheesecake 😂😂

[@gav2759]

You have to appreciate Mr Excitable Security Guard spends day after day with no one interested in stealing their wares. Once in a blue moon, he sees someone who just might be part of an international organised crime gang, specialising in aviation based cake theft...Well you can't be too careful. Great drone footage, thanks for posting.

[@northernaudits]

Thanks 🙏☺️

[@mistermikeanson]

Awesome!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paultruesdale7680]

Lol

[@memphisdaniels3218]

Aviation based cake theft 🤣

[@stevenhalliwell7024]

He hasn’t been as exited as that in 25 years

[@LorrieLogan]

The Health & Safety chap was a thoughtful representative for the company. He took the time to get enlightened. I always appreciate it, when an auditor reminds the company employee, that “ the company owns the land, but not the airspace above”. They seem to understand that and they are then humbled. The security guard needs to take a pill and someone should educate he asap.

[@northernaudits]

He was the best I've ever seen. Logical, calm, cool 😎 he's the kind of guy you need in an emergency

[@LorrieLogan]

@@northernaudits “logical, calm and cool”. Just like you present. ✅

[@nomadsteve5297]

Let’s just hope that it’s not is brother that gives him a education 😮

[@LorrieLogan]

@@nomadsteve5297 too funny

[@danielgardecki1046]

@@nomadsteve5297 *his *an

[@ScranMan-oi8qg]

That security guard is the reason park cakes have been losing any profits since he started working there 😂

[@MatthewLenton]

If his brother told him that he saw a pigeon cooking a hamburger, he'd probably believe it

[@peterwentworth9181]

Yes, shame his brain isn't the same size

[@patriciarowe6685]

Lol 😂

[@idunnobruxx2074]

If you told him that my sister's ex girlfriend's brother's girlfriend uncle said something he would believe you, he one of those type of moron.

[@thenewbeester]

He'd eat both 😁

[@awhisperinthewind4253]

I wouldn't be surprised if he even had a brother

[@garysturgis11]

The health and safety manager was absolutely spot on, perfect calm and rational response.

[@northernaudits]

He is the best I've ever seen

[@uke4915]

Its nice to see company's employing security people with special needs and he forgot to mention his brother failed the exam

[@ritadonnelly8820]

stop😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamesm875]

That security is a complete and utter 🔔end. Now we know who stole all the pies.

[@davidc6633]

@ James M ... No Offense You Could Of Made You Comment Funnier ERM Its Cake Production Factory. Who Stole All The .... 😁😀😆😆😀😁

[@jamesm875]

@@davidc6633 Sorry if you misunderstood the comment however did I say he stole them from a cake factory ?

[@davidanderson8591]

Health and safety dude is wearing a green lo-viz hi-viz! 😂

[@rosemarydudley9954]

"Who ate all the pies? Who ate all the pies? You fat bA$tard, you fat bA$tard, you ate all the pies". Any one else here a Gimme Gimme Gimme fan???

[@stesrad]

Health and safety chap saved the day !... Quite rare to get somebody so competent to interact with. 👍👍

[@jamesbaxendale1470]

That was probably the best Peter Kay sketch I have ever seen. Where do these people come from and how do they manage to get through life safely? Apparently he has a brother with the very same level of intellect, who probably failed that "exam" ... oh dear. The health and safety guy was everything we should expect of an organisation, he saved the day.

[@northernaudits]

Yeah the h&s guy was one of the best responses I've ever seen given he had not experienced this before

[@PJ-wm9nq]

His brother's Keith Lemon! A credit to the security industry. Great drone shots , as per usual!

[@northernaudits]

Thanks 🙏☺️

[@steve11211]

Thats who I was thinking of... Nailed it...

[@P100KLE]

Quality.. I thought exactly the same when he was talking.

[@danielgardecki1046]

Businessman of the Year 1993

[@edfost5734]

hes even got the bandage on his hand definitely keiths brother

[@BluthBoy1]

Love the fact that you got as much signage in as possible. That company should be thanking you and the Health and Safety Office deserves a raise. The "shrill" guy in the high vis demanding a licence needs to be sacked or re-trained.

[@philldownes8685]

its gets me when they say they dont want people to see their 40 ft by 15ft signs, the very signs they pay to put up so people can see who they are........ look at me DONT LOOK AT ME look at me. Dont look at me ... this is who we are. we need to keep it a secret ha ha ha ha

[@northernaudits]

@@philldownes8685 stop looking at me😂😂😂

[@tecnogof]

Health and safety guy was professional, unlike the security Muppet that came out all gunz blazing, panties all up in a bunch, barking orders! You handled it brilliantly as always.

[@northernaudits]

Thanks 🙏

[@bournagin4439]

Don't these fools realise that if you could only fly over private property it would get very boring just flying over your own back garden! Shouty man is an absolute TOOL.

[@lizcollinson2692]

Shouty man is a good name

[@MrAnon-2024]

Blimey, that security guy has a screw loose!

[@WeAreThePeople1690]

That health and safety guy was top notch, engaged his brain before opening his mouth. Unlike the security guy, wow! Where to start with him, loves the sound of his voice, very aggressive in his manner. Thought he knew everything, and ended up looking a right pillock!

[@northernaudits]

Best I've ever seen. He's the guy you need to have around in an emergency

[@flipper2392]

As an HGV driver you meet twats like him every day, glorified gatekeepers who think they're in charge of the whole site.

[@JamesBrown-lc4fw]

Health and safety guy was spot on, bet the security guard is fuming he was proved wrong 😮😮

[@northernaudits]

Best I've ever seen. He's the guy you need to have around in an emergency

[@josephmcaleese5331]

Health and safety guy is one of the best we have seen , the security guard ( Mr Angry ) was a TOTAL DISGRACE and should be removed from his post as he showed on camera what he is really made of !! , not only showed himself and his collegues up but also his company and buisiness he is supposedly looking after , BULLY is the word that comes to my mind when watching his attitude and antics , well done N A keep them coming .

[@lh-rk3ef]

I doubt if that chap or his brother have ever taken an exam in their lives 😂

[@nudder50]

They did exams, failed them all.

[@Zooumberg]

He'd have to know his father to know who his brother is.

[@Superior208]

@@Zooumberg The kind of politically incorrect jokes I like.. 👍

[@cookiemonster2299]

Yeah a taste test isn't an exam. 🤣👍

[@philldownes8685]

of course he took the exam and failed it, that why he is security.. if you pass your not allowed to be the silly man who has to stay outside and not be allowed to talk to normal people inside.. just imagine his job, he has to call the cleaners sir and maddam ha ha aha

[@Ed-gc9by]

The heath and safety manager was very professional and respectful he represented park cakes very well.

[@dongee1664]

Dear old Mr Blobby, you couldn't be angry with him. He knows everything and if he doesn't he'll make it up....

[@PJ-wm9nq]

Haha. I can see him now, a pink fancy, in Mr Blobby colours!

[@juli-annemargerison3747]

@@PJ-wm9nq lmao

[@rayt8606]

Hi viz , one glove and a high pitched voice....its like a fat northern Michael Jackson on a power trip!

[@grahamheath3576]

Security trying to hide is a wrong un I bet

[@Hammertime054]

Ah bless, Mr angry, his voice hasn’t broke yet, what a high pitched squeak he had, his blood pressure must be at breaking point🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@2WHEELSor2WINGS]

The "Johnny Vagas" character was a very angry man, I thought he was going to burst a blood vessel !!! Typical intellect for security. D- What a contrast to the lovely H&S guy. He was intelligent enough to know what he did not know. Then take the trouble to find out what he did not know. A+ 😎👍

[@northernaudits]

Yeah h&s guy is the best I've ever seen. He's the guy you need to have around in an emergency

[@grahamh6988]

The leg swinger says......"Cos it's part of your exam".... "my brother had the same exam".... "you are bwaking the law"....."by law i do"...."I don't know what law it is"......fortunately it's uploaded to Ebay now for all the world to see him making a right tit of himself!

[@brendagilson934]

😂

[@ShellL]

Forever.

[@martinsaul65]

Ebay..wtf

[@IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE]

Does ordering you to "stay there" constitute an illegal detention?

[@kalpat5753]

No it just constitutes an absolute idiot who does not know what he is talking about.

[@garysturgis11]

I heard that more as a request than an order.

[@shanehogarth6373]

What a jockey, he is angry because his brother ate the last lemon "Grizzle" cake 🍰. The only exam he has ever taken was a physical exam and he failed!

[@coffee-1998]

Can I also just say, if I was in head office watching this, I'd be contacting you to ask permission to use your drone footage for marketing purposes. I think you do a great job, you make these places look amazing, the night shoots are my favourite.

[@philldownes8685]

i would ask for footage to sack the plank who is supposed to be security, our front line man for talking to people................ gross misconduct, verbally abusing people and not having aclue what he is talking about......

[@lightningstrikes7314]

Someone needs to tell him The Phoenix Nights auditions were last Week.

[@northernaudits]

😂

[@Mr.Potato_Head]

I love these people that state the law when they're actually saying what they 'THINK' the law 'MIGHT' be lol

[@9londoncalling]

Nice video, love how there was plenty shots of the company signage, good stuff!!

[@jerrycriss3648]

The rotund security guard and blabbermouth really is in the wrong position as a spokesman for this company. He needs some retraining at the very least

[@pigswillbepigs]

Someone’s been spending too much time in the staff shop. Sugar rush comes to mind.

[@JamesBrown-lc4fw]

Park cakes, aye well, we know who samples all the cakes 🍰🧁🧁

[@imnotbuyinit2]

He has cake for brains. Wet cake at that

[@greg5639]

It's also elegal to film me. I was amazed that the auditor got him in frame with him having such a XXX sized frame !

[@wm6753]

That security guy was comedy gold, thought I'd switched channels and was watching phoenix nights for a moment, his poor wife lol.

[@northernaudits]

Thanks 🙏 I try my hardest to bring you all the very best entertainment 😂

[@rogermellie8068]

He's like a Peter Kay character 🤡

[@northernaudits]

Garlic bread?😂

[@icannaethinkofwan1577]

Squeaky voiced security manager is an absolute character. I'd be visiting there once a month just for the craic.

[@SuperSetsquare]

PARK CAKES need to keep their attack dog on a short leash.

[@theoldonesarethebes1]

It must be great when your security guard has such a knowledge of the law. No chance of anyone getting away with anything at that site 😳

[@godsgod1677]

That security guy had an immediate public meltdown. He needs much better mental health support for his self confidence so he doesn't get himself in trouble.

[@Pierre3513]

The health and safety guy was spot on and represented the company in an excellent light, the security guard probably needs to chill and maybe requires a little education on auditors and what they do.

[@tonto2455]

Empty vessels make the most noise is what comes to mind. If he shouts louder he's more correct. What a joke no doubt impressing his brother in the pub with his knowledge of the non existent laws.

[@pooooornopigeon]

" You don`t need that on " says Mr Blobby, well you don`t need anymore cakes but here we are......

[@IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE]

If someone drives into the carpark, does he demand to see their licence.

[@patdoherty2414]

Security man should spend some of his work time bringing himself up to date with current legislation instead of eating the products his company produces. Well done, Health & Safety, man. You are an excellent example of a very professional person.

[@northernaudits]

Best I've ever seen. He's the guy you need to have around in an emergency

[@danidelaney3555]

That over excited security guard had me in stitches 🤪🤛 ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@northernaudits]

Me too, imagine me trying not to laugh on set😂

[@danidelaney3555]

@@northernaudits I nearly spat my coffee out when he did that little jig @ 8.20 💃💃💃😂😂😂

[@northernaudits]

@@danidelaney3555 yeah that was one of my favourite bits. I showed it to someone I know and they were laughing so hard 🤣

[@danidelaney3555]

@@northernaudits 😅✌

[@ingoatwetrust8086]

Someone write a sitcom, this security guy is a star!

[@philldownes8685]

its peter kays top stand in..

[@bertbaxter72]

I hope that security guard gets some training , exercise and some medication for the high blood pressure 😉

[@ritadonnelly8820]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@justchris123]

2:46 He said that with so much confidence he has to be right, right? 😂

[@jamesfirth2392]

"listen right yeah, listen, my dad right yeah, he flew, right ,Electric Lightning jet planes, right, during the 1960s yeah, are you listening, so I know, right, yeah, that you, need authorisation from the Royal Air Force , right, yeah, to fly that drone, yeah, in restricted air space, above this very important cake factory, do you understand? "

[@csllover]

“Muu brotha had the saame exxaam!” What a tool! 😅

[@marks3678]

It's amazing the delusions of granduer some people get when they have a hi-viz jacket on 😂

[@garyconstant4234]

That security guard was a total embarrassment. A total gone wrong

[@cyberjohn70]

First guy looks like he gets paid in cakes each week

[@geoffpeyton6556]

What a fruitcake security is. I've left a comment on their website too.

[@benjamincarlin4021]

So did I

[@ClairMarie74]

I love the night shots of these industrial estates. The public cannot see what is on the other side of the fence so to speak. :)

[@northernaudits]

Thanks 🙏 ☺️

[@holesinthenarrative816]

Agree. Great. My favourite so far I think

[@barkinmad2296]

That guy shouting sounds like Peter Kay in the middle of a joke 😂😂

[@wickedmanrick2582]

The word on the street that his brother made the drone law

[@xozegraf7179]

Great audit, You were professional and open to dialog but unwavering in your rights.

[@gitmoholliday5764]

Who in the world would hire a guy like that ? he should be better of selling hotdogs at the beach, but probably would cause a pandemic of botulism. 🤔

[@demigog9523]

He'd probably eat them all himself.

[@tichaonachamunorwa7334]

That manager knows how to deal with member of the public... Should be promoted.

[@northernaudits]

Best I've ever seen. He's the guy you need to have around in an emergency

[@anthonyscott4270]

The security guard made laugh when he said his brother took the exam. It reminded me of Del Trotter saying Rodney has got GCE in art.

[@northernaudits]

Yeah pure comedy I was trying not to laugh on location 🤣

[@ritadonnelly8820]

gee that's a fact such laugh the best ever omg can't stop laughing 😂😂

[@deehaytch8442]

what are they hiding?, that's ultra aggressive for a camera...is he ok?

[@bronsondowg2346]

😂😂😂 the best minimum wage I’ve got power security I’ve seen,give that guy a stripe

[@ifyouvote.5005]

I can recall when the English were some of the highest educated folk in the world, now these people, this is what fast food, social nonsense media, and a jab, can change a country.

[@grahamhgt6468]

I'm with you there my friend, well said

[@jakerogers7218]

And the jibby jab hahaha not wrong pal

[@Taffy866]

That security guard needs more training and an anger management course .

[@cookiemonster2299]

My brothers girlfriends aunties cleaners neighbors goldfish did the exam, so I know all about it!!! 😂🤣😂🤣👍

[@derwindhund116]

The security guard looked like he was going to burst a blood vessel when you refused to stop filming. The H&S chap seemed pretty level headed. Great aerial shots, as usual.

[@northernaudits]

Many thanks 🙏 yeah h&s guy was coolest I've ever seen

[@brianquinn6014]

What a weapon! His brother will be a weapon as well 😊

[@ChocolateTampon]

2:09 I didn't know they made Hi-Vis vests in that size. I guess it's a growing market. Literally. He would be more useful as a speed bump.

[@ArthurDentsTowel]

It's amazing that some people can just *imagine* a fact and BOOF its becomes real. I bet his brother told him that spaghetti grows on trees and chocolate milk comes from brown cows. 🤣🤣🤣

[@kayjackson3888]

The health & safety guy was spot on, but that large bloke has serious anger issues

[@northernaudits]

Best I've ever seen. He's the guy you need to have around in an emergency. He even had to introduce the security guard 🤣

[@kayjackson3888]

@@northernaudits great video & brilliant drone footage 👏 👌

[@beds139]

It's still early in the year but the comedy security guard must have booked himself in for a starring role in the Xmas compilation come December.

[@independentpuppy7520]

Coming out all guns blazing never solves anything. That man needs to chill. He'll be giving himself a heart attack. I mean carrying all that weight is a heart attack waiting to happen anyway.

[@northernaudits]

The h&s manager was the best reaction I've ever seen, how calm and collected was he? Tried researching and didn't insist he was right etc

[@Leepercomm]

The first chap has an anger management isdue.

[@ritadonnelly8820]

friggin hell they make cakes and buns😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chrisnumnuts8671]

if your in your rights dont ask just do it if things get out of hand sue them

[@kevinwilliams1421]

It’s nice that they give jobs in the community now..gives them a day out makes them feel important

[@lizcollinson2692]

The H&S guy is the least "hi-vis" visible 🤣

[@Barbreck1]

What is it with these security guys who are so ignorant of the basic freedoms we enjoy? They get SIA training… they’re supposed to know the score, not the H&S guy!!

[@phillipdridge9775]

I would like to have seen an apology from Angry Security Guy, for talking all that rubbish. I bet he still doesn't know the laws. P.s you should of asked ASG what colour his brothers drone licence is?

[@vaughnwilliams1208]

Should *OF* asked #THICKIE

[@Barrick_Creative_Media]

Great video. The H&S manager is a credit to the company - stayed calm and respectful while he checked on the laws. A total contrast to the shouty Chief Cake Taster/Security Guard who was absolutely certain that you were breaking the law because "his brother did the same exam!!!" 🤣😂 Made himself look like a right 🔔🔚. Can't understand why they didn't want the signage in the video - they should be proud that they have a company that was established in 1937 and has survived all of the ecomomic ups & downs to still be around today.

[@northernaudits]

Yes the h&s managers response was one of the best I've ever seen on an audit vid. Even had the courtesy to come back and let me know. Most of them walk off or don't come back when they realise it's all legal. Usually stomp off

[@SAnn1747]

No one will ever get a stranger to do something by just yelling at them. This is common sense.

[@philmckinley696]

The security guard is the biggest knob I have seen within these audits. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@northernaudits]

I always aim to bring you the best entertainment 😂

[@DystopianUtopia]

I've seen worse.

[@maccman1900]

Little shouty man was a right little twonk, brilliant audit 😉

[@northernaudits]

Thanks 🙏 MaccMan, excellent channel btw youtube.com/@maccman1900

[@stwb579]

02:25 This Mr angry is not normal. He requires help and anger management and should not be employed in security 🤔 He may harm someone. The safety guy was nice and willing to learn. Well done 👏

[@mavicairflyeruk]

that H&S guy really saved the day there for the company. which depot is this at cause they have them all over the north west

[@northernaudits]

Best I've ever seen. He's the guy you need to have around in an emergency

[@LOrealHardly]

That guy has serious anger issues, he needs help! BTW, you can walk into any shop and help yourself without paying, My brother did it!!😂😅

[@markgillespie8842]

Atleast green viz, admitted he didn't know, listened, checked and learned. Can't fault him at all.

[@northernaudits]

He was the best response I've ever seen

[@theresaheath2654]

Security guard with a fast cake arm and slow metabolism, loved the way his voice went higher in pitch the more you embarrassed him. I was hoping it would keep going to see how high it would reach. H&S chap a real asset to the company, HR take note. Truly another great video thank you for sharing.

[@mortuaryartist]

OMG fast cake arm 😂

[@Micky-g9k]

Health and safety lad seemed spot on

[@northernaudits]

Yeah he was the best I've ever seen