Northernlion is not 100% straight

[@msgicbeans]

nl the type of gay who only dates guys that look almost exactly like him

[@PoisonedRedBerry]

only men who look exactly like him but with hair

[@Nikowo1610]

Omg he woulddddd

[@warr5250]

Ludwig

[@revolverrenato]

Narcissuspilled

[@vader9133]

@@revolverrenatodid you mean to spell it with sus because if so that's like a 3 layer joke

[@demujo]

when im in a diversity competition and the straight white bald guy considering topping his online friend walks in 😱😱😱

[@katelovelymomo]

why did you edit out the part where I was talking about Libraian putting 10,000 hours in Futa Dick Dine and Dash???

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

K8 PLEASE

[@superfactorial5717]

???

[@morganlikesstationery]

EXPOSED

[@SanguineThor]

CAUGHT

[@e.d.5766]

I really hope I'm not the only one who has no idea what that string of words means.

[@punkuin5208]

Strong fujoshi energy emanating from Kate

[@filedotnix]

librarian should send her some faith girlcel_ tweets

[@moresnqp]

​@@filedotnixoh god no

[@Archigosai]

thats why she's my GOAT

[@KlIsIloa]

but faith posts about gay women though, but i guess like if kate were a himejoshi...

[@saz100]

Do you think it'd be weird if NL started shipping her with another woman?

[@guyjay]

Big Neo: Why does my ass hurt? 10% Gay Northernlion giving backshots: Because you're using it for the first time.

[@funnyaccountname5763]

KEKW

[@bandit6556]

+1000

[@mercylessplayer]

+2

[@andreas5341]

+6

[@fatpandaJP]

+2

[@bito2041]

15% Chinese, 10% Gay, what's next for NL

[@cosmincristian9600]

100% reason to remember the name

[@coledorillo6685]

10% pleasure, 20% pain

[@TortoiseMaximus]

This is what NL would look like that if he were gay, black, or chinese

[@PLJogging]

“Get ready to suck me off, buddy!”

[@samumohacsi]

​@@cosmincristian9600 +2

[@AndrewNajash]

He wants to be invited to the pride parade so bad

[@damianqqqqify]

Being bald means youre welcome by default

[@wrcergrrv4603]

He is a member of the queer heads Long hair, Gray hair, Bald, Thinning

[@smellycat57]

the B in LGBTQ+ is Bald anyway, so he's allowed

[@Nikowo1610]

We transbians give him the invitation

[@HeatherMason-fi1qr]

Librarian is working overtime to get him a ticket

[@nommerz5465]

3:41 is actually so much more telling than the "hot guy vs ugly guy" thing

[@hawk70234]

That single remark brought the 10% gay up to at least 15%, maybe 20.

[@dumbbirdyboysquawks8147]

Literally so true, no joke

[@cichlisuite666]

Wanting to top a hung bottom is some truly gay behavior, I think he's got some DL in him 👀

[@austinfletchermusic]

Genuinely my gaydar went hugely up on that. Like, that's a well-known flavor of gay

[@Nicole_whatsgood]

He gets it

[@leon4875]

We’re a little gay, of course were not totally straight.

[@powerlifting1012]

We're guys of course we give the boys a kiss goodnight

[@Luis-kv8zc]

We're homosexual guys, of course we sit 2 feet apart in hot tubs

[@jumnyum]

i absolutely love that his wife is the one perpetuating this scenario well past when nl talks about it. what a fantastic relationship rofl

[@emmettbrown3463]

like holly with sterma 😭

[@bababooey724]

bro pulled out the rofl in 2024 i respect it

[@bumfricker2487]

@@bababooey724 go further, call him unc or is this a "takes one to know one" type beat

[@RedzeeTV]

​@@bababooey724rofl; the unloved sibling of lmao and lol 😔

[@emrey5745]

​@emmettbrown3463 where did she talk about it what did I miss

[@lukaskubik4698]

This man is obsessed with king Solomon so much, he should marry him.

[@snorlax42]

But the only person who can have wedding cake is the person who insists that it shouldn't be cut up

[@OCIBj]

I never understood this reference, if someone would please enlighten me

[@Darckseyes]

@@OCIBj Most well known story of King Solomon (and the one I think NL is referencing) is when two women both claim a child is theirs, and King Solomon makes them pull the child from both sides in a tug-of-war and the winner keeps the child. During the competition, one of the women sees the child is in pain and lets go. King Solomon decides the woman who let go is the real mother.

[@OCIBj]

@@Darckseyes thank you. we meet in every lifetime

[@KyleRoller24]

the ryan justin apollo polycule arc is gonna go crazy

[@Nikowo1610]

What part does chiblee play in this hypothetical

[@KyleRoller24]

moderator

[@silverope]

He gets the cuck chair #supportive

[@Lich_V.]

Bisexual Ryan be like:

[@justshidded2749]

+2

[@electrotoxins]

±2

[@AllieTellsJokes]

Bisexual NorthernLion be like: Eyyyy everybody

[@Studimus]

@@AllieTellsJokes^ as a bisexual i can confirm.

[@ostia677]

ain't no way lil bro is topping with how he eats mango

[@TheMasterMakarov]

Dragonslayer Doppelganger begs to differ

[@lainothefirst]

@@TheMasterMakarov New age enelle fans dont know about the lower part of NLSS iceberg. They dont know the true power level of Northern

[@kareepan3382]

Those who know 💀

[@handoverthestromboli6715]

Is this a reference to eating Mango straight off the knife from a stranger during lunch in college or am i confusing that story with another streamer? edit: yes it is i found the clip

[@mertaliyigit3288]

​@@handoverthestromboli6715 nah that happened to ryan

[@Xenomnipotent]

enelle will say ANYTHING to increase his female viewership ICANT

[@CorpsesofCupids]

and it's working

[@helenlane5879]

Got my ass ig

[@trisckit]

fujoshing out is on the docket

[@galigen5511]

Apollo's reactions when these types of conversations come up are always hilarious

[@KeDe1606]

I still crack up at the Lethal Company clip where NL and I think Justin talk about how „there’s something inherently funny about being gay“ and Apollo bumps into them right after

[@BingusTingus-ls4mf]

​@@KeDe1606 Do you still know where to find the clip?

[@KeDe1606]

@@BingusTingus-ls4mf nah, sorry. Only things I remember are that it took place on the mansion map, and that it happened after the first big content update. The one near the start of the year. I think it was the one that added the car, the disco, bells, the butler, the invisimonster and the wingdrakes

[@finjcam]

K8 was fujoshing out hard in this one

[@zebrathinker]

The entire chat exploding into "YAOI" was so funny. fujo nation.

[@unaloid]

fujoshing out

[@coconutrice6940]

I'm losing my mind, he had 'it doesn't matter because I'm topping' READY, he didn't miss a damn beat

[@tb4076]

When has this man ever missed a beat

[@brodawgHD2020]

Straight Northernlion be like... I'm gay.

[@chillaxTF]

Holy shit it comes full circle

[@afineegg1040]

Bisexual Northernlion Giving Backshots:

[@TheLucidChiba]

+2

[@kayne2075]

A buzz feed quiz would change his life

[@zaenaschannel]

girl😭

[@blnkdan]

Fujo-ing out while playing Mario Party with the boys, the only way to play Mario Party

[@shoobitybebopboo4798]

100% straight people can recognize the false dichotomy and choose neither like that dude with the ponytail

[@emperortgp2424]

"LGBT rights or economic stability?" "Neither"

[@Fridge_Fiend]

Hot guy or ugly guy? Neither 😋 No stop trolling me dude, you have to pick one to have sex with Why not both? 😋 O...ok 👬

[@Fridge_Fiend]

Bro has a giorno from the manga pic and is really talking about 100% straight people like he'd know

[@SanguineThor]

"its doesn't matter; I'm topping." (X) Press X to Doubt "Doubt"

[@mscoash]

This man is a beast, you don't even know!.........

[@SanguineThor]

We stan our "at least 10% gay" egg

[@MrPersonen]

Funny how in previous clips he pretends to be a little confused about what a top/bottom is, but as soon as he’s imagining himself in a scenario he understands it just fine

[@oddmerit6530]

cant believe i called ryan’s “i might be bi” turn after his “i might be autistic” turn

[@shanderraa7751]

yoooo i did too

[@shiftposter9046]

He is, however, at least 50% round

[@genericname4362]

Between up here and down there he's at least 75% brother

[@shan_2933]

Honestly his logic kinda making me realise maybe im a little gay too

[@Nikowo1610]

Huge if true

[@shan_2933]

@@Nikowo1610 after thinking about this for like an hour, i think (my) sexuality is probably more loose then i thought, like i have never thought about being attracted to or trying to get it with a guy but if i really think about it- yea I will. I genuinely can't believe I have never thought about it in 21 years.

[@Blazik3n99]

@@shan_2933 Based as hell

[@OnlyBadPuns]

​@@shan_2933sometimes it can be difficult for bisexual or "mostly straight" people to realize they have some attraction to people outside of the opposite gender. Queerness has become more accepted overall but heterosexuality is still "the norm" and most people feel some social pressure to "be normal"

[@organa1626]

@@OnlyBadPuns As a bisexual, it's kind of like just defaulting. You don't think about it because you just are taught you should date the opposite sex. Whether or not you discover your bisexuality is up to random chance or inner thought. As awareness spreads it's becoming less up to random chance because people now know about bisexuality and might indulge the hypothetical. I personally had it happen randomly when I was very young, but not everyone gets that opportunity.

[@SL3DApps]

We’re straight guys, of course we think about hypothetical gay scenarios in which we’re losing our religion

[@dumbbirdyboysquawks8147]

That's me with the poppers

[@bassplayer8815]

That's in Librarian in the Twitch Chat

[@Memepolicedoggo]

Kate is so parasocial, shipping her favorite streamers

[@coolboyyo654]

kate, her husband, and her husband's husband

[@Blueskirtt]

the fujoshler has logged on

[@DyeAtCola]

k8 shipping justin and nl is wild

[@quickshot305]

the question isn't "would ryan marry apollo if he were gay" it's "would apollo marry ryan if ryan was gay"

[@soggybread3951]

the part about topping big dudes and getting topped by smaller dudes is soooo good like thats my favourite dynamic I cant believe i heard that come outta enelle's mouth

[@blunderbuss1395]

he's a man of impeccable taste

[@aereonexapprentice7205]

Unc's trying so hard to be an ally he rewrote his self Revolver Ocelot/Liquid Snake style

[@606error5]

Idk about his sexuality but he's DEFINITELY attracted to King Solomon lol

[@spellxthief]

librarian never beating the mascara running allegations saying robert pattinson in chat (the batman) (he's correct)

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

no...... i.. no........

[@Fridge_Fiend]

​@@TheLibraryofLetourneau There's something in my ass...

[@stratospheric37]

Real fujoshis are imagining it all in full detail this majestic hookup between long time friends

[@ghoulboss7848]

Ryan wanting to top bears and bottom for twinks is crazy

[@cichlisuite666]

I regret to inform you that you have misunderstood what he meant by "big"

[@Soupuh-]

thank you librarian for these curated NL videos, i dont have the patience for longer videos sometimes, someone else is putting in the hard work for me!

[@Random_Fanguy]

Honestly i think Apollo/NL works very well. They have very similar styles of humor and they both love crafting bits. I can see it. I can see what Kate's cooking over there.

[@Akixkisu]

Would they eat takeout every day, or would Ryan cook?

[@Random_Fanguy]

​@@AkixkisuRyan wants to cook more but Apollo has too much stealth top energy and always convinces Ryan to order Doordash. And every weekend Ryan is like, "That new sushi place opened up nearby do you wanna go maybe? 👉👈🥺"

[@organa1626]

@@Random_Fanguy We need an unhinged fan to create a terrible AO3 fic of this

[@emmettbrown3463]

@@organa1626 actually wild not a single fic in sight (or maybe i know not where to look)

[@yumdle]

nl and apollo is giving jerma and ster

[@seb5501]

Good outro for this video

[@Maksymo]

Without gay, you can't have straight. It is all part of the same coin

[@Fridge_Fiend]

I missed that batman episode

[@Crippledkid96]

The algorithm going crazy this morning

[@damarziman]

Do you think this comment will get one of those stupid little magnifying glasses if I mention something specific like fujoshi

[@KeDe1606]

It did, but you‘d never expect where they put it

[@damarziman]

@KeDe1606 oh hell nah

[@kjarakravik4837]

I thought those magnifying glasses were some weird glitch, what are they for? 😮

[@knoathing]

​@@kjarakravik4837It's some dumb thing KZbin is trying. If you click on them they auto search KZbin for whatever the term is

[@bettyspaghetti3018]

@@KeDe1606 Where'd they put it, I'm not on mobile.

[@mantidream8179]

That "doubt" was diabolical

[@michaelnewman2343]

bro fucking loves king solomon.

[@B2Roland]

Bro loves fucking king solomon

[@JustStayPosi]

THE GIVEN THUMBNAIL RULES

[@malec8517]

K8 really trying to increase the female %

[@deconyus3412]

15% Chinese, 10% gay, 100% to remember his name.

[@needy3535]

It’s more of a vibe is such a gay thing to say

[@UnrulyGoats]

5:58 "I'm already pretty bottom at heart !!!! IJBOOL

[@itsdori]

Fujoshis and fudanshis of the world, unite

[@vendiagram7425]

Insane tactic to increase female viewership but i fw it

[@connordelaney6254]

Don't like how logical he made it out to be but he is right

[@mgthabo123]

2:40 That is huge for you, Apollo

[@carjack1195]

He’s actually so goated at snow brawl

[@interrexclamacion]

How this man made it through college without a single gay experience is beyond me.

[@jessem.4214]

He’s learned so much about both the world and himself since pride month.

[@LarchTreeLeppy]

What an ending choice song. I see u Librarian 👉👉

[@lanrye4541]

3:45 NL shifting the gay paradigm with this one lmao

[@monkaeyes3417]

i mean, ugliness has subconscious connotations with uncleanliness. Sometimes it applies, sometimes it doesn't. But when I think ugly, i imagine like warts and lesions and dermatitis kinda stuff. Things genuinely hazardous to your health. me desperately clinging onto the inside of the closet.

[@BingusTingus-ls4mf]

I started finding ähn L cute when i noticed the weird bunny teeth thing he does sometimes

[@kelour1608]

So, what name are we giving this ship? A bit partial to calling them justlion

[@emmettbrown3463]

+2

[@crownedclown2697]

Northernlion, greatest ally

[@Studimus]

“Playing isaac makes you gay” -Edmund McMillen

[@AbsolXGuardian]

As a non-sex repulsed asexual person, I second NL's reasoning, because my answer to his thought experiment is that it doesn't matter if the dude is hot or not. I care about skill and trustworthiness.

[@mattymerr701]

Wait, is that hypen in the right place? You are repulsed by people who don't like sex?

[@AbsolXGuardian]

@mattymerr701 fuck you're right. Supposed to be "non-sex-repulsed" asexual, as in I don't feel sexual attraction but I'm not repulsed by sex either. It's just another activity to me

[@oliver6228]

I have never felt so seen and understood by NL before... Parasocial time, lads!

[@jonathanhernandez2392]

We’re into guys, of course

[@NeMuWazn]

K8 laughed a little too hard about NL being the top I think we know who wears the pants 😂

[@mysticjuicer01]

Appolo's "...doubt?" killed me lmao

[@morp4212]

Straight northernlion be like “I’m 10% gay”

[@lanquin]

Perfect outro choice.

[@closotezuka]

"lets not bring the polycule into this" has to be the zinger of the year oh my goodness

[@skeptale]

Honestly if anything, the fact that he came back with "doesn't matter because I'd be topping" as quickly as he did is a much bigger indicator. Bro's thought this through

[@rice_frying_shrimp]

Kate just instigating and stirring shit up, I love it

[@rice_frying_shrimp]

oh sorry, I misspelled her name, it's obviously K8

[@tamriilin]

Apollo is so right, nobody is 100% straight or 100% gay. Like everything else it's always a spectrum.

[@addyad_adv]

the fujoshler

[@manolobrinks]

It doesn't matter because I'm topping goes so hard

[@fjmoneybagz]

Go For It, Ryan-kun!!

[@emmaeilefsen7214]

NL going from "im the best roller" to "im the worst roller" is the bigger personal development here

[@abe-_-]

Amazing thumbnail as always

[@unluckychloe13]

redemption arc

[@TheInfinity1078]

2 minutes ago am i cooked

[@saz100]

is that a kuzuha pfp?

[@renegadeprism42]

Yerp ur timed out kid

[@TheInfinity1078]

@@saz100 yep i found it from a dokuzuhonsha fanart years ago

[@imaforceanature7297]

I’m like the opposite. The femininity is what attracts me, femboy or actual girl doesn’t matter, it just has to be feminine.

[@etasjo]

reddit sexuality

[@imaforceanature7297]

@ it’s kinda like yujiro hanma who considers all the men in the world women because they are not as strong as him. Obviously i am not yujiro hanma but yeah, more feminine = attractive.

[@etasjo]

​@@imaforceanature7297 i am calling you a porn addict

[@samsbonesss1486]

There's a name 4 that!!! It's called Finsexual!! And I personally think the flag is very cute!!

[@jacethomas5562]

This 💯 but I would reframe it for myself as it just has to not be masculine

[@MrPrettyInPinkTV]

“I’m topping you!?! Yeah I was talking about that” has such rick James I never ground my feet into his couch energy

[@sporepics]

Of course with Amelia gone, that means you gotta look into male Vtubers, eh Library?

[@okamisamakun]

let's be real, he's doing it for the increased demographic.

[@hexyoutubeaccount]

HE FINALLY STOPPED REFUSING THE CALL!!! LETS GOOOOO

[@QayLikeKay]

Nobody is 100% straight brotha

[@MarcusFigueras]

Is Northernlion a secret Himedanshi

[@ScarletKomi]

Given thumbnail, lets go!!!

[@HoboRoadshow7]

NL is dissociating into a state of pure objectiveness, but as we live in a subjective society based on human-invented concepts and notions, that pure objectivity loses all reason.

[@Nobutrash]

Himedanshi NL, Fujoshi K8

[@ImpishCreations]

Yall ever noticed how Yoshi throws it back audaciously on that first screen?

[@cujoson1150]

Anyone with the context on this "not being a King Solomon"-type situation? TY in advance lol