They call me the yoyo master (The Bazaar)

[@BunchesOfBees]

I have to say, NL's attitude of "ok, sure, I shot myself in the foot-but what if I proceed to blow off my entire leg?" does make for some chaotic runs you really wouldn't see anywhere else. I'm a sicko for this

[@greysonmiller9407]

"That perk would go crazy with a lot of small weapons." "Are we even looking at the same board, buddy?" 5 min later "I'm realizing that this perk is built for a wide board of small weapons" That guy must be seething lmao

[@theronerdithas2944]

He really treats the Temporary shelter as a Permanent residence.

[@ingrindwecrust9758]

+2

[@GoblinGold-l5w]

It's crazy. I'm questioning chat for shit talking every item except the shelter

[@CountFab]

Bro got the grass top

[@rojobalob]

Shelter can be amazing

[@handoverthestromboli6715]

Bro thinks hes Tent City Major ICANT

[@TheDocperian]

Of course we're dancing, we're with the one that brought us

[@necron4306]

+2

[@LongSocks.]

+2

[@shenbea5091]

+2

[@idkman2833]

+2

[@Pedun42]

I love how every time he sees a bronze item that scales on like day 4, he immediately goes all in. It's so much more enjoyable to watch this way

[@Nighthawk20000]

Type A's in chat dying

[@Pedun42]

@Nighthawk20000 as soon as he gives in to type a's, it's all over

[@TheYashakami]

Very true

[@Morethanlikelyaperson]

"Please teach me to Yo Yo!" Cried the little boy, but the yoyo master didn't care, he didn't stop Yoing

[@K1zma]

+2

[@tokionjouji2782]

Yoinks

[@holyyoghurtman1952]

You biffed the whole line but +2 bro. keep doing what you're doing

[@mcgoo721]

Over 50g, our only weapon scales with selling small items, we're in a small item shop, and we're not buy selling.

[@RefugeeJon]

Oh boy a new Bazaar video right in time for lunch! I hope nothing in the first 60 seconds of the video makes me feel awkward about eating this glazed cookie for dessert!

[@jordanleighton6893]

Oh. Oh no

[@Jay-zt1pq]

Battle Royale type cookie

[@woozi29]

I was eating vanilla yogurt 😢

[@Mhorton32]

Technically you get a solid 2 minutes and 30 seconds before that cookie gets ookie

[@lunarl1ly]

yoyo’s bazaar adventure?

[@KoustavSamaddar]

+2

[@khazix7446]

+2 +1 Trouble

[@zycro8084]

+2

[@joeykoch5664]

+2

[@drywalldevourer]

+2

[@BeaPolits]

"is there any chance we can get temporary shelter from kev's armory" every single time man lmao

[@peterturna9558]

Doesn’t pick the anti freeze enchantment. Loses to freeze 3 times in a row. Chat suggested life steal enchanting

[@TheGamingAbyss]

You can tell when he starts purposely doing things wrong because he wants out and into the next one.

[@ashceffy]

I liked the part when he sold all his best items and put in bad items

[@dragon1512]

“Yeah we should just hold these in the pack while we scale them and use our current build until then” >Not even 2 minutes later “So we’re gonna sell our whole build and put in the unscaled items”

[@Balore]

That doesn't narrow it down as much it should

[@vebwyRL]

+2

[@benlavine6259]

video starts at 46:05

[@RalorPenwat]

I wish it did

[@MateoSella-n7e]

i am constantly baffled by how much he likes clamera

[@axelnils]

I don’t think he has realized that 1 second slow is only increasing the cooldown by 0.5 seconds

[@wickedsamurai3323]

Dude its a clam, and a camera. They called it clamera because it's both a clam and a camera. What's not to love??

[@CRAETION_]

I think just by virtue of it being simultaneously a clam and a camera

[@kurowasanabe]

It has the properties of both camera and clam.

[@uberbagel7445]

No one loves anything like NL loves the clamera.

[@PlaceBotox]

Bazaar content got me acting like a yoyo. Just when I thought I'm down, he reels me back in.

[@yashc1137]

That Octopus would have gone crazy

[@vanderdekenman]

NL making by far the most sensible play on the board: “This might sound psychotic” NL making a play that actively draws him further towards demise : “I have no choice it’s gotta be”

[@radarhead82]

whoever told him to put lifesteal on yoyo instead of radiant on anything killed him lol

[@barathvirupriya1025]

We're the bazaar guys, of course we watch the videos back to back the moment they drop

[@Tom3kkk]

We're the bazaar guys, of course we paint our shit red - and we don't use paint.

[@zaph3788]

@@Tom3kkk AND WE DON'T USE PAINT

[@brammunnik5320]

One and a half hours of yoyo Vanessa? We must be all yoyo no strings attached with this one

[@donkeykong315]

Who’s gonna tell him

[@tearsofdenial3796]

53:33 if I had a nickel every time this video that NL passed on an item that gives him free small items every day when his build is centered around selling small items, I’d have two nickels

[@cameroncalladine4078]

“You’d do good with a wide board of small items” - chatter “Are we looking a the same board”-NL Less than 5 minutes later he parrots the chatter 😭

[@vulthad]

this man's leveling junk, im gonna lose my fckin mind

[@tearsofdenial3796]

45:33 despite the hundreds of misplays (not counting keeping dog shelter cause it’s for entertainment purposes) not booting the right items ever (should’ve been shelter and the fastest non weapon to maximize dog haste) he chose to take like 40 health and 3 regen for 0 gold instead of getting 30% crit chance and 8 gold on his 2.3 hasted weapon that gains crit benefit from burn and damage

[@gamingtime9716]

"stop freezing my build" -guy who had an opportunity to prevent his items from being frozen

[@Prosepon]

Its fun to watch your build blast the egg and see chat give him guff about it.

[@gustave7619]

For anyone confused at the start “whos my mom talking to” is a reference to like a meme where some guy mom texting a guy named ramses and she is like i need you my great pharaoh my temple is calling for its pharaoh

[@donavonweikel]

I am dead at the octopus ignore... I can't

[@Oilyoxygen]

The hardest part of being a dog owner, is when a dog grows old and weak, they try to hide it from their master- even if they're suffering. That's why, through those sweet memories of the good times you gotta be able to face the facts and admit to yourself: "It's time to pivot".

[@meraw8589]

24:26 me when I see a golden retriever in the national dog show

[@Vnejk]

+2

[@insert9608]

+2

[@Blackobluna]

Temporary shelter and dog, he's hobbomaxxing

[@Forkez]

I am torn between wanting to see him play different characters (and possibly not knowing wtf is going on), or him wiping the arena with the same old Vanessa

[@Tobophos]

Oh boy I can't wait to watch my favorite streamer play The Bazaar while I eat food and have him talk about completely normal subjects! 😨

[@lefty7811]

I'M THE COMPILER, YOU'RE THE LINE chat getting owned today

[@ruroruro]

The servers are shutting down so you need to wrap up the run quickly? ❌ spend at least some time thinking about what you are doing, get your final 10th victory ✅ spam click through every hour, only buy chocolate and gumballs, keep loosing for 4 days in a row

[@jakehr3]

"(Smugly) We win these" literally 2 seconds later, loses

[@jordanleighton6893]

‘No punishment will befall me I’m dead’ Legendary

[@kokosan09]

NL digging himself deeper into a hole without a shovel in his deck, you love to see it!

[@Bear_Da_Dog]

"I'm the compiler, you're the line"

[@TheTobiasandersen95]

Gets offered radiant enchant, ignores it for lifesteal and loses 3 in a row to freeze 😅😅😅

[@groundfloorgamingcollectiv4816]

The worst part of ookie cookie is when you're already last and one of your frat brothers reaches over and tries to help you. Just totally emasculating

[@pidgeotroll]

0:30 in and NL is already deadnaming Avishkar.

[@leafboi125]

My goat is washed…

[@jreyes9005]

Avishkar rename didn't drop till the 10th, give the man some time

[@LunaSaint]

Man really forced us to watch the turn 4 bronze dog into selling catapult game.

[@VirtualMarmalade]

i love it when chat is backseating and he says "you just don't get it, do you?"

[@ThmSphone]

The cookie game is already a battle royale

[@isaacwakefield5915]

Clamera is truly his kryptonite.

[@em7add438]

I told myself I wasn’t gonna watch another new nl series and here I am watching a video from 12 days ago, he’s done it again

[@TerminalMurph]

so funny thing for the intro... they had to rename kaladesh because apparently in some dialects of hindi Desh means place. which was intended, however; Kala can sometimes mean black (like derogatory black). so they renamed it to Avishkar in preparation for Aetherdrift coming out next year,

[@EpiDot52]

Bazaar is a great watch, NL! I'm enjoying this.

[@earth_coin]

nl needs like a recorded explanation of the pistol and the trebuchet interaction to play on a soundboard because it feels like every 5 minutes chat gets his attention about removing it

[@rumel45]

Only egg would view 20 as such a small number it's an insult, but 1 is such a good number he should take it over 140 lifesteal yoyo. Never change.

[@iPlayVGs]

bayonet was the run killer for the second run

[@martin162asd]

malfurion comment game me whiplash, never heard him mention wc3

[@BunnyOnASnuman]

I think it was a hearthstone reference

[@520_metal]

it's hearthstone buddy, no one cares about warcraft

[@bixdugan8300]

#1 Clamera Stan has logged on.

[@jassystamper6702]

1:21:23: Thats why he's my streamer.

[@KingSword-f8y]

1:16:18 thanks egg, now that thought it’s good to live rent free in my head and resurface every time I work out. 😡😡😡

[@TheShadesOfBlack]

59:55 I was really enjoying that intro cinematic...

[@tobyd6491]

8:08 ... if Ninja got a lowtaper fade

[@Pavkoni]

We're the bazaar guys of course we dance with the ones who brought us.

[@dominikikik]

the realization after that crit heal was a thing of beauty 😂

[@evertime123]

I think that dog build might have popped off if nl grabbed that cove

[@michielankersmit8656]

no, bronze dog with no way to upgrade it is just awful on day 5

[@jordanleighton6893]

17:10 Why do you hate your build? brother, YOU made it

[@jacobadderley2643]

Love the content! Keep it up egg king!

[@imptwins]

i had to stand up and pace when he sold the bone

[@bixdugan8300]

One day NL will actually buy/sell when he has a buy/sell build

[@zagtag6061]

when will he realize silencer is goated in all of his one weapon builds

[@danser_theplayer01]

Trebuchet is a siege engine, and it's on wheels, but it doesn't carry people or cargo.

[@bradleysiddeguzman3466]

The freeze builds were crazy at the end

[@Gabu_]

Get yourself a person who loves you like NL loves chocolate.

[@6FTCloser]

That bone would've gone sick with the Clamera

[@nandomax3]

24:46, the guy had his dog hit 281 att on day 5, you were on the day 10 with a dog with 394. That's so unfair, I believe the dog stacks too slowly to be viable.

[@fjordojustice]

Ya I think he just really likes scaling items like that lol. Definitely goes for them harder then he really should considering how slowly some of them scale. Especially at bronze. IMO the dog and the shelter are like, fully unusable at bronze.

[@acepie413]

pyg gets dog much earlier and upgrades it faster + has additional items/level-ups to give small items for selling (candy / spare change), NL was playing it on Vanessa who scales it much slower

[@katdg1447]

I enjoyed the cinematic

[@kamelontti3926]

selling the catapult was incredible

[@galga4864]

That dog run was.. ruff ruff

[@joshnoble07]

actually just nuts that I only know battle for zendikar bc I remember this mans mtg era

[@3thanguy7]

insane opening banter

[@DavidLodgeclassof]

I literally swore at the screen the moment he bought clamera

[@purplelotus531]

7:40 my brother you are in day 2 hour 2 there are barely any bricks laid out you are not pivoting you are starting the build

[@michael1567]

Kaladesh Mentioned, we're aetherpogging

[@profmatt505]

The fact he calls its ooky cookie not soggy biscuit makes me sad

[@jordanleighton6893]

I try so hard not to type a, but after watching yesterday and seeing him sell the silencer today I almost broke

[@sblbb929]

NL sitting on 50 gold for 5 days. This guy

[@RealDealRio]

1:21:55 is the most epic tell off of chat lololol

[@lv9cubone787]

I paint my cookie white, but I don't use paint

[@LetsDubProject]

40:26 its a hot dog

[@cricerysth7431]

I was so disappointed when he sold the sunderer. Definitely bugged btw, getting shields to the negative.

[@agrocreepers]

;-; noooooo if you drop the shelter for the bone drop wanted poster for dock lines you have 5 slows which charge the bone and ik you lose the sustain but you already like twice the health of you opponents and the dmg plus the slows and the bone theme wouldda been insane

[@sampearce5458]

We’re curio guys, of course we build our entire run around bronze-tier junk

[@jordandurling972]

RIP Kaladesh

[@ratbaby3107]

Damn egg and i started playing magic at the same time. I stayed on for longer, it was a good time to get out tbh

[@Netsuhakumi]

Here we go again

[@JacoIII]

22:16 me explaining to a boomer why I rent instead of own.

[@drewsmith3953]

Calling it "Kaladesh", out here like the Consulate wasn't overthrown and the plane renamed, -2 as usual

[@manolobrinks]

I have a question, does the bayonet charge the yoyo every time the yoyo goes?

[@DXTb0nEXD]

I legit dont understand why he had silencer for so long. Am i missing something?

[@PotionSmeller]

58:10 wait HE'S BALD??????

[@derpaboopderp1286]

How far behind are we on the twitch-> youtube bazaar timeline

[@MartaBunny]

Pufferfish got removed on the 5th of December and he's getting it in shops this run, so we're close to 2 weeks behind here

[@manolobrinks]

Yeah but the bespoke runs are more recent ​@@MartaBunny

[@bigbeezy5056]

We're Bazaar boys, of course we Pog when the yoyo runs drops

[@IMadeUpKear]

Shoulda replaced the revolver.