Nostalgia Critic - Double Team

[@Augustimentio7002]

My favorite part in this review is: "You son of a WHEEEEEE, you shot my WHEEEEE, I'll have my revenge WHOOO-HOO!"

[@TheNumnutRandomness]

Man, coming to this channel to watch classic Nostalgia Critic gives me a certain feeling. The feeling like a wistful affection for the past. It's on the tip of my brain, but I can't seem to remember the word.

[@SteeZy644]

I think the word is Futuristic

[@basquat76]

A plastic bag under water. Not one person invilved in this film, writer, director or a producer had the thought that this might be the dumbest idea ever? Amazing.

[@MURFGAMING1228]

Chairs are terrifying. I can prove it to you by asking you to watch 11 drunk guys play Slender. They pretty much crapped their pants after seeing one.

[@DarthRushy]

Cyber Monks can't be made into a movie, it'd be frying the coke.

[@andrearaffaelli1576]

Holy product placement, Batman! Oh, and also the underwater plastic bag... That just slayed me! Amazing stuff

[@horrorvictim]

The coca cola product placements are killing me here... Feels like coca cola should have been on the front cover.

[@a.jcheshiremen7822]

BOOMER WILL LIVE

[@tadeolerma5236]

it's even better than the tivo product placement on tropic thunder

[@NefariousDreary]

jesus tadeo lerma rodriguez I disagree

[@tjjordan4207]

Frying the Coke was the most hilarious thing Nostalgia Critic has ever said! Love that moment!

[@VideoGameDude20]

The good old days. When NC made good reviews on bad movies instead of bad reviews on decent movies

[@danielbadbutt88]

Real

[@stealthynaxo]

Ghost rider 2 was decent? the lorax?

[@NekoSoren]

Well...matrix was a decent movie...but still...my opinion feels confused o_o

[@dude464]

***** Hello Darkness, my old friend.

[@Raf8347]

for me, Quest for Camelot was very decent and Enjoyable for me :)

[@bigshow196]

next youll be telling me "I am the law" LAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!! Lol, that next gets old XD

[@ahindrance]

Been a while since I've seen these old reviews. Definitely a big part of teen years

[@Sand-Walker13]

Doug is a KZbin legend! I always look forward to his reviews.

[@MrBWhite88]

Looks like "Frying the Coke" didn't work out as a meme.

[@Racerman2001]

Because he pointed out he was trying to make it a meme. It *NEVER* works when you point out it's gonna become a meme.

[@dude464]

Cooking the coke would've sounded better. Missed opportunity imo

[@EyeOfArgus]

knowyourmeme.com/memes/frying-the-coke well

[@EyeOfArgus]

***** yep

[@MrZeromaster95]

MrBWhite88 I seen it like 5 times in one year, its exist but barly used.

[@Dontreadthis2011]

The coliseum blew up...but WHAT ABOUT BOOMER?!?!?

[@angelamcclelland7498]

Dontreadthis2011 4 years since this comment was posted but I'll reply anyway... BOOMER WILL LIVE!!

[@TheGhostDogg100]

I remember seeing this movie rent on the self at BlockBuster. I was bored out of my mind and desperately wanted something to watch and I still wouldn't pick it up because I thought to myself there us no way in hell this movie can be good. This review has proven me right. Thanks!

[@shadowlinkbds]

I even have to admit. As bad as this movie is, that epic explosion in the coliseum is just FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

[@dsdfjhgth1760]

DENNIS FREAKING RODMAN I died laughing at that part, and the plastic bag.

[@MuffinSparkle]

First of all, if you gripped a Coke machine amidst a fiery explosion, that would not provide enough cover. You would be completely singed. Even if the fire DID decide to leave them alone for some reason, Rodman's hands would be completely scalded. Also, the baby would probably have it's eardrums blown out from both the motorcycle and the explosion. Dear Lord do I love movie logic.

[@JoeytheJoeyX3]

It's a shame. Dennis Rodman actually has a lot of personality, he's a pretty decent actor. And I'm not gonna lie... I wouldn't have minded seeing him in more bullshit movies like this. The Critic's right, that ending was fucking spectacular.

[@theganon111]

"He goes into the hospital and kills all the staff so that he can monologue in peace" I don't know why, but I was on the floor dying at that line

[@newcraftfpsgaming6728]

I am Belgian I assure you we are ashamed of Van Dames performance

[@newcraftfpsgaming6728]

***** hahaha

[@falcon8752]

I've seen a statue that tells me otherwise...

[@christopherisgoodenough3330]

Rather watch him then Segal, and im american

[@carbon1255]

***** You do realise the irony of that statement after Blauze's comment, right? He was literally put on a pedestal.

[@NekoSoren]

Oh cmon...Van Damme is not so bad c: he is kind of cool XD

[@moondancekid1]

i agree. This guy puts out content thats good, funny, with better production values than most cable shows at this point, and we get it for free.

[@ejscorp]

That frame rate lag editing got me!

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

Wait, you mean it _isn't_ pronounced as "Bankaccahnt"?

[@ProfessorHeavyTF2]

+RED Soldier *What* is it pronounced as again..?

[@ProfessorHeavyTF2]

13:26 I haven't seen people getting thrown by their arms at such an angle, but *IS THAT EVEN REMOTELY POSSIBLE!?*

[@thehighground2151]

when he pulled the "I am the LARWWWW" joke i laughed my ass off XD

[@bobbyparker8761]

"Bog accont" Lol wow. "Slushy head" OMG!! And that WAS an epic moment!! :O

[@massive2341]

Tbh, I honestly thought that my pc was buffering slowly XD

[@MomentousOpus]

The NC excitement in the end is HILARIOUS!!!! couldn't stop laughing...

[@Raich1404]

Why the hell would he include a tiger in his plan? It could have and should have stepped on at least one of those mines.

[@zamirprod.9033]

TRUE!!!

[@WinterSteele]

You've through this through more than the writers ever did, lol.

[@KyrosTheWolf]

ANIMEL ABYOOSE

[@MrZeromaster95]

Raich1404 His own son died what does he have to lose? xD

[@lankey6969]

Raich1404 NOT TO MENTION IT ATTACKED HIM

[@lwanco1018]

who would have thought that coke cola was made by the same company that made the fridge in Indiana Jones 4.

[@DJWaffleston]

"The bankcaca has returned."

[@Karanthaneos]

+DJWaffleston Does it heal blind annoying children?

[@DJWaffleston]

Karanthaneos No, but it sure does revive your useless girlfriend from the first 15 minutes of the movie.

[@Karanthaneos]

DJWaffleston Now you're going to tell me the power was inside him the whole time, yeah sure

[@DJWaffleston]

Karanthaneos Hell, better than hearing the contents of a robot's asshole.

[@jhonnymark7581]

Does the bankcaca have an unlimited amount of money?

[@SimGunther]

You know, I'm actually glad that Ad Block doesn't work on TGWTG's website anymore, since it frees him up for more creative and ambitious sketches to make the show better. Only found out 2 months after my comment got out. Keep up the good work, live long and prosper plentifully. May the force be with you, Doug Walker. ;-)

[@downloader1970]

So we start off with a quiet opening... BBAAAMMMM!! FOR A MONSTER TRUCK RALLY! (and then, the face)

[@bobbyparker8761]

Wow. I actually thought my screen was lagging, when NC said "Do not adjust your computer screens" or whatever.

[@testshietchannel]

"nobody gave me a wakka-call!" good streetfighter reference :D

[@JoeChillton]

2:40 God, Doug's Arnold voice always cracks me up xD.

[@Walrussnor]

5:22... Am I the only one who thought the pc had trouble with loading? ;S

[@bodenlosedosenhose1590]

+Mei Misaki Yip. I literally was about to check my pc.

[@waylenjackson4697]

Slushie head 😂 Nostalgia Critic is one funny dude.

[@SonicMatrix64]

I know a better team up: Dennis Rodman and Kin Jong Un

[@Sandlot1992]

gotta love the Pauly Shore and John Lennon thing in the review!

[@karmascamera5275]

We kinda already have Cyber Monks...They're called the Brotherhood of Steel

[@aaplenzin]

Lol

[@Doctorlayton]

God, 'frying the coke'... so awkward in hindsight.

[@Doctorlayton]

Just how hardly it failed at being a meme.

[@kickodude]

It coulda been a meme If Doug hadn't mentioned it becoming a meme. Or not, because no one knows this movie.

[@w4tupmy]

14:00 someone has already done cyber monks Google Tech Priests of mars.

[@chuckboris4079]

I remember when my big brother was hired to do the special effects for the death scene. He did it all with one match stick and some mud.

[@thesimplisticseth]

Thanks, I have to check that out soon.

[@AltruisticAlbatross]

Van Damme sure knows his iFrames!

[@Zaphenapt]

I watch them on KZbin because all my browsers have a problem loading videos on the Blip.tv format. However, stolen video or not, the Nostalgia Critic is still awesome.

[@jrca96]

I loved the bag of basketball puns haha.

[@fhb3]

That scene WAS epic.

[@sperrin]

I've been meaning to check my backaccaa.

[@Cazz8203]

that whole bit at the end where Doug is freaking out about the final death scene and he's screaming at the top of his lungs....reminded me of Daniel Stern in the Home Alone movies....oh yea, and Bryan Cranston in certain Malcolm In The Middle episodes.. lol

[@sonicfanboy95]

16:36 They're frying the Coke!

[@Mushroom_Man]

Godzilla's kiss of death has just topped this!

[@SonofMrPeanut]

I love how cyber monks came up later as key characters in a Futurama episode.

[@Fiery891]

17:40 Moral of the story, product placement saved the day.

[@ittdust]

Best product placement ever

[@willstanley223]

3:42 I thought Doug likes walking/looking away from explosions, wasn't that one of his favourite cliches?

[@crimsoneternity]

I love your icon. Jazz jackrabbit!

[@disconnected22]

One of my faves of his, but how could he not mention the guy with the switchblade between his toes???

[@Heisbig]

Coke....Saving the day....lol

[@NefariousDreary]

I'm all for a movie about cyber monks. That would be killer!

[@DemonBoy3223]

1:02 - 1:43 Worst Cold Opening ever. It was entirely pointless, and hardly had any repercussion on the film's plot. At least James Bond's Cold Openings in his films had a point.

[@Mr64Luigi]

Frying the coke will definitely result in a lot of SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!

[@joeywomer]

Why does that Amusement Park set look strangely similar to the one they used for The AVGN Movie?

[@freewilliam93]

You know, if van damm's character has been in a coma for 6 years, why is his son a baby????????????????????

[@KFCBucketful]

It's all a dream?

[@freewilliam93]

explains how they survived the explosion.

[@MarioZilla98]

No, the guy he talked to was at the colony for 6 years.

[@namkha209]

"It's just a Chuck-E Cheese..." Years later... Five nights at Freddy's

[@FrontRowCentral]

Was that ryback coming out of the pool at the colony

[@crazyfiretoad]

i can;t stop wacthing the explosion.

[@JDCalabrese]

Though they were made years apart from each other, it's fun to imagine that it's the same carnival that Timothy Dalton's James Bond from The Living Daylights is at.

[@tominatorxx]

F*cking awesome ending!!! :)

[@razrknife]

Best review evah!!!!

[@flamminghead7852]

Does anybody know where the "Well, I may as well give them what they want..." around 17:30 is from? Not knowing is killing me.

[@Mr_Twiglesworth]

what is the song at 0:24?

[@bobbyparker8761]

Van Damme's accent came and went!

[@ilshyf]

Other than starring Van Damme and Dennis Rodman for the leads, I personally shocked by the fact that this film was directed by Tsui Hark. Cultural barriers? I don't think so, because, what about Ang Lee and John Woo?

[@nake89]

I demanded the team up. :D

[@Zaphenapt]

They're probably for a good cause, I think. For example, all of NC's videos on his website use the Blip format. Some people might have trouble viewing it, and so they result to KZbin. Same is happening for me. Well as long as people give credit to where it's due.

[@Sandlot1992]

the Weirdest Team-Up I've ever seen would be Benjamin Franklin who teamed up with a Mouse!

[@1goku569]

LOL frying the coke

[@shadowlinkbds]

CHAIR!!!!!!

[@snarkus63]

@snarkus63 No,they didn't...at least according to Wikipedia,which I just checked.However,"Frying the Coke" made their description.

[@letMeSayThatInIrish]

I can't decide what is dumber. The basket ball parachute idea, or choking a man with a plastic bag under water.

[@deadmaymay9350]

Fun fact: one of the composers for this film composed batman the animated series a heart of ice

[@TheChaoscard]

Have you seen Warehouse 13?

[@Akraz1]

I’ll have those beck-a-count numbers please.

[@ceresbane]

did any of this memes ever take off beyond his site? I don't even see it being used within the fandom without seeming forced.

[@thevideogamenerd100]

Hey Nostalgia Critic, in your How the Grinch Stole Christmas review, you mentioned the Cat in the Hat movie starring Mike Myers. I enjoyed the movie but I want to hear your thoughts on it. Why not make a review on it?

[@DedricSilva]

its official the nostalgia critic smokes

[@gdwnet]

The colony? Is this a prisoner rip off?

[@slipperyshaman3566]

No, it is a reality show about people actually living in a post apocalyptic world. Might be kind of staged, but an entertaining show.

[@thesimplisticseth]

"It's BANK ACCOUNT!!!!!!" LMAO! Great review, what's 12:38 from?

[@SerenityM16]

To be fair, I was given his role in the movie with gags and all that jazz, yeah, I'd do it for the lolz too.

[@jagoep]

At 16:36, I totally thought the Critic had added the Coke machines to make fun of them. After Rodman grabbed it, I realized that he hadn't. What crappy product placement.

[@horaciosi]

I got another plot hole: How is it possible that the Cyber Monks had computer technology for 500 YEARS?!

[@jakebryant3445]

HAHAHAHAHA A GIANT BASKETBALL!!!! XD

[@Speegs23]

Paul Freeman, not Peter Freeman.

[@RXSpeedster]

Pauses at 3:27, starts playing "Cool Guys Don't Look at Explosions" at the same time.

[@emcvideoproductions500]

16:25 Epic, honest to god epic!

[@znout65]

HE DID IT! HE MADE A MEME!

[@TheDeadlyBlueWolf]

THAT ENDING WAS FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!!