Not Allowed: Court Jesters and Cottaging Covers Go Wild

Opening track is Revolt by Karl Casey @Whitebataudio
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[@lcdoyle]

“I don’t want to be on your KZbin” “You wouldn’t have been had you not stopped and asked me questions” Sensational 😂😂😂

[@Andy-lm2zp]

It's like going and standing in front of a neighbour who is watering his garden saying I don't want to get wet

[@RamDogMillionaire]

Imagine stopping dead in front of a camera and saying don’t film me or get me on your camera…

[@garyhart5301]

Not sllowed

[@barthnortheast]

It's a wonder he never had his mask on in his car

[@samanthamcphie9520]

Typical of people that want the whole world to change and accommodate them. Selfish

[@noelward8047]

Sad little person was told ... get out of the flippin' way Haha

[@Fintan33]

Don't comment . Don't let me read your comments. Now LEAVE or I'll call the police and have you escorted

[@sanfordcurtis8242]

The cottaging videos are always the best ones

[@_MMWWMM_]

It's a nice place to hang out when feeling a bit lonely, you're bound to find a conversational partner down there

[@sanfordcurtis8242]

@@_MMWWMM_ the place looks like it reeks of HIV

[@truthandfreedom8145]

He needs to be more quiet on approach ! I want to see surprised cottagers caught in the act !

[@jameshollyoak8230]

You want to see men bumming

[@SuckasNeverPlayMe]

​@@truthandfreedom8145oh aye.... Why

[@rob1969in]

Always disappointed when these videos end, truly the best thing on youtube.

[@mikeallan7740]

Nice bit of Streisand effect with the guy in the white car.

[@amandagribbin2638]

I had never heard of that until now, spot on

[@gavinm91]

When the bald guy got out the car it took me a second to realise he was standing up.

[@griswolds6182]

Pahahaha

[@Taytates-lr6kg]

Love Charles veitch..it's hilarious when he goes down to expose the local cottage crew..brave guy going down there alone..

[@Ellandback1]

magnet fishing is all the rage. They find all kinds of weird stuff

[@francisking3573]

I just love it when you take your life in your hands in cottagers cove..

[@truthandfreedom8145]

Takes his anal virginity in his hands 🤣👍

[@ItsRael108]

Don't you mean *take your ass in your own hands👬

[@Lee.Willcox]

There are two forms of "The Public", those that understand what it is to be in public and those that think the public is their private space. The latter walk up to people with cameras and order "Don't you film me". I had such an incident while I was making a video about my new home and area for my kids and grandkids. Someone took offense, shouted out at me and I then got mob attacked. She shouted out "NONSE" and pointed at me. I kept my phone recording. No word of a lie. I asked her "When you are on holiday, do you ask everyone to get off the beach so you can take a photo or video". The TWAT said "YES".

[@KumaBean]

Twat confirmed, lol 🤝 🍻

[@Lee.Willcox]

@@KumaBean Thank you ! 🤔 Me or her ?

[@KumaBean]

@@Lee.Willcox 🤣 Her! 🤣 🤜🤛

[@DMWBN3]

What’s a NONSE?? They different to a NONCE?? Not Of Normal Criminal Element.

[@user-en6dv1em9p]

Actually it means Not On Normal Court yard Exercise N.O.N.C.E 👍

[@jaydentate6080]

The COVE is KZbin gold 😅😅

[@chrissollors6722]

Says it all He drives a electric car 😳

[@ciujo]

,,,, felectriccars ,,,

[@realjacobfoster]

Intro deserves an Oscar

[@saltymemesmith]

My Girlfriend asked me: "Why you doing a robot dance🙄?" I said: "Sorry, am I not allowed?" So she just left me for a norm! 😭

[@FunkyNan]

A Masterpiece Charlie Just great!! 🙏 Every day’s a great day if I get a notification there’s a new CV video Your unique slant on things is exactly that Unique! You find content in the most mundane things and I love that 🙏

[@SootyHunt]

They gonna grab you n bum you one day Charlie…. Be careful down cottagers cove 😂

[@simonchristie4117]

When the guy got out of the car he was no bigger! 😂

[@jamesjameson4566]

They weren't all put together by the British, they were already there

[@independentpuppy7520]

999 for a dangerous man with a camera.

[@psychicgary367]

e do have an "oldest wheel yet found." In 2002 Slovenian archaeologists uncovered a wooden wheel some 12 miles (20 km) southeast of Ljubljana. It was established that the wheel is between 5,100 and 5,350 years old. This makes it the oldest in the world used for transportation. A stone potter's wheel has been found at the Sumerian city of Ur, in modern-day Iraq, dated to about 3129 BC

[@TradingCardsAndMore]

36 hours without sleep and you bless us with this Charlie 😭😍 thankyou 🔥

[@tonywilthshire308]

Why haven’t you slept in 36 hours?

[@imadrunk3576]

Charlie I walk down cottage cove but I like dark dungeons kind of stuff. Dont mistake me for a cottager Haha. I love the cottage cove footage stuff though and want you to catch them keep the cottage cove stuff coming so I feel safe walking down there without getting bummed in my sewage pipe

[@benlotus2703]

''....my sewage pipe' LoL

[@truthandfreedom8145]

Charlie needs to be more quiet on approach so we get to see surprised cottagers caught in the act and scattering like a Benny hill sketch ! 🤣👍

[@benlotus2703]

@@truthandfreedom8145 ...without the Bikini Women in a Benny Hill sketch. Just gay_men running away with their trousers around their ankles! .

[@Andre_Coetzer]

Charlie Your mustache makes you look like Borat... 🤣

[@pureChem1calz]

And I thought I was a peasant to be hanging out at cottagers cove. Love your videos as always Charlie. Especially the intro!

[@gibsonms]

10:36 the random Texas tale followed by “what the HELL am I talking about?” cracked me up

[@LMJFPHOTOGRAPHY]

I think the gorilla dancing and the music you paired with it, is the best thing you have ever done on this channel. It needs an Oscar or something 😂 keep up the good work mate

[@navysealsniper1074]

THANK YOU Charles for the shout out absolutely love it mate love the accent haha . Nigel.

[@stehaughton5074]

The Poisonous Ethiopian Catapiller is lookin elite Charlie

[@PastaSauce.]

Does Scientology still own that massive empty building in Manchester? Maybe worth checking out Charlie

[@pdtech4524]

Charlie if I was PM, I'd appoint you official UK videographer and social commentator, you'd be like the modern day 'poet laureate'. I'd use your thoughts and opinions as a social barometer and adjust my policies accordingly. 👍😁

[@benji.B-side]

Great stuff as usual Charlie, loving the cinematography shots. Pause at 0:55 (That is the good, still shot) Keep creating calamity on the crude cottagers and make them pull their tinkers in, as fast as Chameleon's tongue. The entertainment value is class haha. Peace and love!

[@hellobanking802]

"Public bu**ing session" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ExploringwithCarl]

James Eugene Carrey is my favourite actor since he was in in living color. I'm Jim's no1 fan in the UK. I have all his movies and none movies on VHS and DVD. Come at me challenge me. And I can do a good Tony Clifton impression too. Keep up rhe good filming Mr V 👍

[@hellobanking802]

Charlie's out come rain or shine. Good job.👍

[@nigelcurtis3421]

Another brilliant video , full of content . Thanks CV 👍

[@AnthonyWilliams-ew3wp]

Who in their right mind would want to live in Manchester? A dystopian tragedy.

[@jimmyc306]

The music and the gorilla encapsulates piccadilly gardens so well

[@PaulMappud]

Nice to see the cove back open, always good for a chuckle, the " here for a cottage...? " line is a classic, careful down there with the Village People tache though 😂

[@legobatman8353]

Good for covering the stretch marks.

[@D...Charger]

Fisting,is the future in the cove.🤣

[@JackMcLeodJr]

30:09 I thought that was a classic Suzuki Liana for a moment. What a powerhouse vehicle! From the days of proper Top Gear.

[@AdrianNelson1507]

Gets phone out to check something ARE YOU FILMING ME?!

[@mikec32001]

Always fun to see you scaring off the Canal Bummers, Charles

[@aac74]

It's the moustache that is the problem, unless you are Magnum PI you are up to no good with that on your face.

[@hellobanking802]

I was thinking more Yosser Hughes.

[@oldskoolordie]

Moustache you a question

[@gavinr4214]

I read the Africans didn't invent the wheel or atleast forgot the tech before the our explorers found them.

[@jamesjameson4566]

You read right, they were given wheelbarrows, they started walking about with em on their heads 🥴

[@stephen.s5089]

​@@jamesjameson4566 😂😂😂😂

[@NorseCode.81]

These videos are the best thing on my TV at the moment. Normal life is the most interesting thing especially when you can't be bothered to walk into town to experience it I'll just watch this video instead

[@gtvrossa]

Just trying to enjoy a public bumming session???? LOL that made me really laugh hard!!! Your way with words just crack me up Charlie, never stop being yourself!!!! By the way loving your Borat Moustache look.

[@robertTmojo]

It suddenly hit me Charlie. Your secret is out. With your dapper new tash it is plain to see you are the secret love child of Lord Lucan.

[@GB-fd6yn]

Definite Christopher Nolan vibes when gray puffa jacket man walks past the camera twice

[@CommonSense111]

The world is getting stranger by the day! 🤡 🌎

[@US.ElectionMeddler]

The canal has reopened - let the bumming commence

[@marycollins4288]

I’m from Stirling, moved south in 74

[@TonyDawnsurfer]

Just another job for Special Branch , for a man with a camera in public.

[@anvilbrunner.2013]

Another great C.V. Vid'de-oh of Manchest'o' Sorry I missed the Microdot story session.

[@mollymay4447]

Ha ha the excitement in his voice for cattagers cove

[@vacantblock]

Thanks mate

[@peteryyz43]

7:38: "Let's go down": a phrase often heard there, I'll wager.

[@delduvall]

Welcome back Cottagers Cove ❤

[@nero5379_]

Cottagers cove honestly so disgusting but im glad you go here and disrupt these vile people why don't manchester police get themselves down there

[@sylviasimpson-n2o]

White car is probably a known cottager. 🤣

[@jamiecovfefe6323]

wow that ladies red hair is amazing

[@WhiteScarWolf]

the ending so beautiful so wonderful so noble i cant put it into words fin on black background all it needed was some sad violin music for the cherry on the cake

[@dublinsnob3989]

Avid cottagers have to get it off their chest where else can they go to if the cottaging coves are off limits

[@nigelcarren]

Charlie at 2:05 when the Arp synth came in and synced to the swinging of the metal frame as if a metronome!!! If you say that was deliberate then... #### me that was some slick editing! 👍🎶🎥

[@davidwhite4874]

It's not a wheel, it's a grindstone.

[@VictheSecret]

You want to watch yourself down in Cottagers Cove, given you're apparently moonlighting as a Freddie Mercury lookalike! 😁

[@jaimieboy999]

I'm Irish but I live in East Lothian Charles.

[@biglinds39]

little man at the start, could hardly see over the roof of his car

[@6ddevil]

Couldn’t even see his face so he gets out and….oh what a plonker 😂

[@jamesjameson4566]

Sub saharan Africa didn't have the wheel

[@edmundblackaddercoc8522]

It did, but they swapped it for a square one.

[@myheadisajungle85]

Charlie mate you are gold ! Have me in stitches mate 😂, Would love to see AB take a stroll down cottages cove 😂🔥

[@smilingdinosaurs]

IVE BEEN WAITING! The RETURN to the COVE!

[@bradford7242]

when you ask about spontaneously bursting into song, maybe you were a wandering minstrel in a past life, i do the same thing too

[@shadooku4427]

These videos have consumed all my spare time 😂😂😂 Cant believe the stuff i am seeing 🤪🇬🇧🥴😵‍💫

[@CEE-DOT-DEE]

Charlie your not crazy your happy , I'd love yo see the guy with the victorian camera do a audit type thing have the staff go wile because he has a camera and there's a whole stand off whilst he gets the exposure time 😂😂😂good skit there ❤

[@hulme187]

I watched Red Rose the other day and one scene is filmed down there. Reminded me of you!!

[@butchershoppequartet8690]

I feel a bit sorry for the wee cottagers. They must be helluva lonely to be doing that.

[@barthnortheast]

The cove is like magnet to them cheeks

[@Fintan33]

not lonely.. just horny rampant rabbits.. and they burrow down in the cove.

[@petertrevena804]

Some are dense as bricks.

[@Chris_34]

Varlie Cheitch 😎✌️

[@donovanphillips4973]

Thank you 💥💥💥

[@VikingSS72]

What a great start i thought i was tripping😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thetopcat8946]

I lived in Kelso in my late teens for a year just. Nice place

[@timtam6442]

Captain Mainwaring getting above his station, again!

[@samhenwood5746]

Brilliant stuff & thanks Charlie 😎👍

[@europa1387]

When they all scarpered when you went down the canal lol

[@marycunningham8281]

That hair Charlie u must be able to afford a transplant by now ❤❤😂😂😂

[@Jimbo.jack47]

some damn fine film making there, Gorilla montage was superb, Fear and Loathing crossed with The mighty Boosh

[@Rewind787]

Saw the thumbnail, had to click instantly 😂

[@samsausage]

Love you Charlie x

[@Dan.Dawson]

I feel that I've been on a similar mental/spiritual journey in life as the Veitch...he articulates a million times better than I could though...

[@haydenTenno-]

Who wouldn’t want to take you out for a drink? Your an awesome guy

[@danieloscolos8508]

the dead man he slandered's family

[@haydenTenno-]

@@danieloscolos8508 tf are you talking about?

[@danieloscolos8508]

@@haydenTenno- google death of ian tomlinson.

[@xen423]

So many things can be said but that statue of World War men is haunting, thinking about the way things are now.

[@_MMWWMM_]

Had they been able to see the present, I'm sure they would feel like they fought and died for the right cause (very accepting society, no nahtzees)

[@OldhamSteve52]

You’re brave going down there!!!

[@sham8444]

Did Charlie grow the tash so fits in better down cottagers cove

[@peterallen2904]

Also blocking the pavement.

[@GaryOK]

I hope I'm allowed to comment that I watched and enjoyed this video !!!! #notallowed

[@KumaBean]

Lol 🤙🏻

[@_MMWWMM_]

By doing so you've put yourself on a list. Dangerous content

[@mboy6108]

Carlos veitchos you got me on this one 😂

[@fetus2280]

Great Track mate ! Good choice . You picked something from the Men's Section . Good on ya !

[@walbrzych9975]

Too much content, brilliant

[@TestTest-zb3dt]

Charlie's going down there quite often.

[@andycapp5581]

And we love it!

[@JackRussell43]

Another great vid, thank you Charlie, I love the moustache as well, you could join the Village people 😂😂 with that top lip 😅

[@nicolekearns8638]

Watching from Australia. We aren’t all bogans 😂. Love your vids