Not in Front of Dinner Darling Pt. 2: Vampires Prepare You for a Ball [M4A] [X Listener] [Audio RP]

[@EscapedAudios]

Catch up with the first episode here! kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJ-ZgIenfryGmcU

[@Pandabear761]

This is amazing 🤩 I love it!! Thank you escapppedd!!

[@una9906]

“you love affairs more than you hate women”😭😭😭😭

[@gabbiiiii]

Ok I checked. It took Cervantes exactly two minutes and three seconds of being left alone with Eloise before he cheated on Edmond again.

[@kyanma9626]

meanwhile the listener just standing there during the drama like 🧍🏻‍♀️

[@XxLovelySofiaxX]

😂

[@imalittlelady]

The listener is literally just a listener

[@NibbyPen]

21:47 "A WWWWWHHHHOOOOOOORRRRREEE!!!!!"

[@illeatyourliver]

I WAS IN TEARSSSS, THWT CAME FROM THE DEPTHS OF HIS SOUL LMAO

[@DaniellePaja]

5:32 "I SAID BEGONE VAGINOID! BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT!" oh my GOD I am WHEEZINGGG!

[@DaniellePaja]

Honestly, Ed had a reasonable crash out there. I can't believe he lasted as long as he did xD

[@drycake7641]

At the beginning, the only vibes I got was Neil Newbon saying "not here kitten whiskers, daddy will discuss this later" in astarions voice

[@Ixeli-lw8yn]

A divorce..? ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME BC 170 WAS ALREADY CRAZY BUT 171 IS ONE MORE PERSON CRAZIER THAN 170

[@Nora_Borst]

On behalf of the lesbians, we greatly appreciate the addition of Eloise into the Escaped Cinematic Universe 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[@EscapedAudios]

The lesbian community are my greatest allies (I have no idea why so many of my listeners are lesbian but I'm here for it).

[@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack]

As a lesbian I can confirm this statement

[@Nebulaj9x]

You know I can see the listener and birdie princess chatting in the background and giggling at these two while they fight

[@bluezebra8675309]

The drive to the ball is going to be an awkward one.

[@SweetAngelAudios]

I thought that there was no way to match how hilarious the first episode was, but I was mistaken. I cackled so hard a couple of times that I had to pause the video. Bravo

[@snowflakes9311]

take advantage of them bickering and try to escape again... or take a seat and watch... tough choice 😂

[@EscapedAudios]

I mean, you could never get away from Eloise, but why would you run? They're too entertaining too look away from.

[@snowflakes9311]

@EscapedAudios true 😆

[@Mendoza-zg9nw]

Real, i’d die happy just to laugh at their situation

[@VardicAnna]

I love that they're all terrible people but Cervantes is so much worse that he makes them look good by comparison.

[@hectorryan7591]

The Captured Guy: Man, if only I had some popcorn to eat whilst watching this because this is funny. Funny given my circumstances, that is. CONSIDERING I GOT KIDNAPPED AGAIN.

[@Demi_Sukimata]

Timestamps because I died laughing- 0:10 ✨Wretched✨ 1:29 ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY ONE?? ONE HUNDRED. AND SEVENTY?? 2:00 Eloise? YOU SHOULD KNOW HE IS SEXIST, ELOISE 2:38 LMAO, JEALOUS DANDY BOY 2:53 "Quiet, WOMAN" 3:07 ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY TIMES 3:19 A "WOOman" 3:31 LMAO I FUCKING CAN'T 3:39 SHUT UP VANTES 3:51 THE SASS- THE SEXIST SASS 4:03 Are we in the sack?? 4:17 NO BITCH LET ME SLEEP 4:23 RUDE AWAKENING, MUCH?? 5:19 Yes, go away-

[@piffny6666]

I can't belive mum and dad are getting a divorce 😢

[@o..Moon_lover..o]

but who's who😢

[@piffny6666]

​@@o..Moon_lover..o edmond Is a male wife so he's mum and Cevantis is dad

[@kimguerra5515]

Oh my God, these two I can't with the accent 😂😂😂 Dinner is just having the gossip of their life!!

[@BirbPrincess]

LET'S GO!!!!!!!! thank you for having me :D

[@sleepybunn8]

You did amazing!!!! 💕

[@DaniellePaja]

You were so funny xD

[@EscapedAudios]

Thank you for coming on! I can't wait to bring Eloise back.

[@sadieluvvlys]

i already know those va’s were giggling while recording this one

[@AlexNight16]

Under a hour squad!

[@That_FruitBat]

A WOMAN??!!!! (THIS IS FUCKING GOLD IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH(and ive listened to everything youve put out so thats saying a lot))

[@lunaolivia2415]

22:37 “Ohh……okay….”

[@Lemon-t2h]

I’m sorry this is so funny, I’m sure escaped had a blast recording this

[@n.c.pictures]

These two have me in a constant state of 😮, 🤨 and 🤣 lmao I love them so much 😂

[@silly-g3y]

21:20 this is the best part😭

[@thatpadfooted-fella]

23:11 THIS IS DRIVING ME UP THE WALLLLLLLL AHAHAH

[@royellelizcano1888]

22:37 The “NO” Got me crying 😂

[@lalacutesyy]

these two are the most /untiest characters i’ve ever seen

[@Twisted_ArtNerd]

YEAAASSS NOW I HAVE EVEN MORE QUOTES

[@aces2ndacc-]

I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO CRY OR FART😭

[@EscapedAudios]

Absolutely incredible comment. No notes.

[@aces2ndacc-]

HELP

[@sparklpugtea]

Fry? Cart?

[@Nebulaj9x]

Laughing maniacally like Chucky in the background and clapping my hands Billy and gentlemen just billion and my hat off to you birdie princess women even vampires can't live with them.

[@gabidagabida]

Yeah I need to see what happens with these two’s marriage cuz that was crazy

[@babiegrace181]

I LOVEEEEE THIS SERIES I CAN'T HELP BUT JUST LAUGH AND GIGGLE AT MOST THINGS. I had to rewatch episode one to get a refresher!

[@Becca-yb2ex]

Absofuckinglutely hilarious!! And meanwhile the listener is wondering and takes the chance to escape again.🤣😂😁

[@tataume]

Me: what is that Cervantes: this is blush I'm putting it on your face so that you don't look like more of a corpse then I am Me: bruh I don't look like a corpse that you are (That was a hilarious video, imagine you make a movie like that)

[@ChosoWoMen]

HAHAHAHAH THE VAMPIRES ARE BACK THE TWO BEAUTIFUL VERY VERY OLD MEN 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

[@divuscrewel]

Oh I was definitely laughing the whole time, wide eyes while the argument goes on, like a very sweet lamb...Also I'd happily make Edmond happier

[@Jinx_you_lose]

MY FAVORITE SASS SQUAD!!

[@reiningsoral]

A WWWWWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[@weirderthantherest5189]

OK, you did it, WE now need a series

[@rinnnn.aaaa1]

18:42 i had my headphones on and thought for a second someone was opening my door. i jumped out of my skin it was so real.

[@shrimpisoffthemenu7922]

HELL YEAH THEY'RE BACK!!!

[@localorangejoefan9445]

THEY’RE BACK AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, I’M SHITTING TEARS (very excited for the next part)

[@kasmith54]

😂 I missed these two

[@squishylildevil]

Even better then the last one lmao

[@MiamiFlako]

this is PEAK, i love that you included the princess in this. wonderful audio, really fun to listen to. i almost died laughing 💜🔥

[@Sombra7567]

I'M SOBBING, I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH- AND THE END-

[@pebble6821]

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR A SECOND PART!!!!!! the end killed me!! WITH A WOMAN!!!!!!!!

[@sparklpugtea]

Time to get out the popcorn again 🏃‍♀️ Also Eloise is slaying

[@naioreywalker9249]

It’s always a ball seeing these vampires 😂

[@holdencooper1984]

An absolute pleasure to work with you again Escaped, just wait till they see the finale 😉

[@lucyresch9623]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣

[@flowhery]

Ok so 171 is where you draw the line, noted! 😂 Excellent work!! ❤

[@comfort_devil]

Yessss my favorite comedy show is on

[@Tinker_Tinkering]

I missed this duo ❤

[@daejaruiz8396]

Listener: "Thanks for kidnapping me again, it's been a while since I've seen a good show." 🎭🦇🩸

[@horror_story2010]

I needed that laugh. Honestly such a fun video that I'm sure to replay in the future!

[@thessaa.6256]

One hundred...AND SEVENTY ***ONE***!!!

[@MaillinetAlvarado]

Ok i just watched the first episode and i died of laughter of them two fighting 😂😂🤣🤣 Love it! Edit: DAMN right in front of us welp and then it is time for divorse :l damn 😅

[@AlexNight16]

At 23:10 ish I would’ve dipped by now.

[@hectorryan7591]

honestly, yea

[@redraccoon2683]

So the limit is 170 🤣

[@anxzbek6345]

I was judging and laughing throughout the whole video😭

[@jwvforge6357]

I used to listen to BBC 4 radio plays all the time and this takes me back. Now all we need are celebrity voice artists in game shows like Just A Minute and I’m Sorry, I’ll Read That Again! I could listen to you in things like this every day. Fun stuff!

[@Littlemissadios]

I'm so happy there's another part

[@c0diing]

YOU LOVE AFFAIRS MORE THAN YOU HATE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!! valid crashout

[@florajungshadow1958]

I’m just Lmao this morning into my pillow not to wake up my family.

[@ookamiichimi190]

Yay! I was hoping there will be a part 2 I’m so excited for part 3❤❤

[@gabidagabida]

These mfs are so fucking funny I love this little series so much If I was in the room my jaw would drop and I would gasp at that reveal oh my god 😰

[@Kessielana170]

Please make part 3

[@FixthatIshkay03]

OMGGGGGG PT2 🫡🫡🫡 IM LAUGHING MORE NOW 😭

[@thessaa.6256]

If I was kidnapped and not restricted. I wouldn't leave, just to see how this ends

[@silly-g3y]

Eloise sounds like the girl from psychtogo😭

[@Ech0Here]

If i had a nickle for everytime two people decided to do things infront of the listener..

[@Lizzz333-yf6xt]

WHAT WHAT WHAT

[@That_one_person_standing]

IM EARLY FOR ONCE YESSS

[@meiishere3012]

I clicked on this wayyyyy to fast 😂

[@theanoryn]

I can't believe im listening to this drama 😭😭😭

[@bellethebookbeast]

FINALLY! The boys are back! ❤

[@joanaperozo8642]

*while they argue* Me: I still don't know why she brought me here and after what I spoke to him but I think this might end really bad but we may have our differents but I could just run away or maybe help their marriage so I could their therapist to help theme

[@EscapedAudios]

You'll see!

[@Pandabear761]

ESCAPPPED WHHYYYYY 😢 IM ON A FAMILY TRIP AND I FORGOT MY HEADPHONES AAAAAAAAAA (edit: I'll watch it when I get my headphones) (edit: oh my sweet baby jesus im dying of laughter)

[@VardicAnna]

Force your family to listen to it 😆

[@Pandabear761]

@VardicAnna lol

[@muchiros_hair]

They're back omg

[@Cynscoree]

Will the dinner be their divorced child🔥

[@EscapedAudios]

Basically lmao

[@Cynscoree]

@ would be funny if they fought over who’d keep the dinner

[@LunnaTS]

These audios make me laugh so much, sides start hurting! XD XD XD ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY *ONE*! I can't... XD

[@ruby7684]

I’m about to watch this and just what I experienced with part one this may kill me and I’m fine with that. Also am I going crazy or does one of the vampires (I can’t spell the dudes name for shit) sound like a more bratty Astarion??

[@Asher160]

Yo awesome job! Keep up the good work!

[@Kloverty]

This is so funny I love this series

[@Mari_da_gurl]

Yayyyy on my birthday😚😚

[@idontevenknow7878]

nifdd 2: return of gay

[@idontevenknow7878]

OH MY GOD A WOMAN

[@Natures_Soul_Dancer]

I feel bad for Edmond 😢😢😢 Can I have him? I wanna comfort him 🥺🥺🥺 Also, great audio 😊 I had to stop myself from laughing too hard because my sibling was right in the room with me 😅😅😅 But I loved it anyway! ❤❤❤

[@Fryebox3]

5:34 be gone WHAT!? 😦

[@Tinclash365]

OMG! A Woman? Preposterous!

[@EscapedAudios]

Who ever heard of such a thing???

[@sleepybunn8]

A WOMAN!?!?

[@Jayla-up4uf]

Noooooo mum and dad are getting a divorce 😭😭 (Amazing work as always, Escaped ♥️)

[@MCdaSheep]

Scratch that, im here for eloise x listener now

[@EscapedAudios]

😏😏😏😏

[@imalittlelady]

16:12 wow we’re getting involved in things? That’s new-

[@lalouison]

LMAOOOOOO

[@HereForTheDrama-xi3vl]

171!!!!

[@zoe.r.4544]

Ah yes, it's my favourite gay vampires again. We love them VAGINOID?😭