Comic-Con would also be an appropriate name. Too bad it's already taken.
@MikkelKjrJensen11 ай бұрын
The Tories have long ago moved on from being comic to being tragic for everyone around them.
@connclissmann651411 ай бұрын
This non-Con will go far. So pleased you've launched this. You're bound to attract members in the.. 10s, let's imagine. Please consider virtual marches, where millions of your members could march together in a virtual reality while sitting on their sofa. Keep it up!
@NEALMOHANSADSANXIETY11 ай бұрын
😮
@petersimms498211 ай бұрын
Let's monitor the bank accounts in British tax havens , just to test the monitoring of bank accounts, we may find the £30 trillion ?😮
@garryferrington81111 ай бұрын
"Once I felt slightly sorry for a homeless person...so you've got to be vigilant!" 😄
@TheBeird11 ай бұрын
"Whatever happened to the Pop-Con?" "She's over there." "Splitter!"
@grahamturner129011 ай бұрын
Spiffing! 😊
@2lefThumbs11 ай бұрын
Shades of "Life of Brian" factionalism😂
@harrybrick990711 ай бұрын
I'm an American who lived in the UK for 15 years, working as a consultant in the NHS. I also married a Brit. I retired back to the US. I love your work, reminds me the US isn't the only country with a crazy political process and politicians. Thanks for the insightful humor (humour). Keep up the good work!
@andrewcawdell11 ай бұрын
That was an accurate summation of Lee Anderthal's comments on coal.
@TheEvertw11 ай бұрын
Shouldn't that be Nee Anderthal?
@asahdo11 ай бұрын
Stop 😂this is the best one you’ve done in a while! I got a bloody Reform election campaign leaflet through my door today and it made me so mad reading it (“there’s climate change but not a climate crisis” for example) and this sketch has cheered me up immensely!It’s such a relief to know I’m not the only sane person left
@viperscot111 ай бұрын
excellent Matt👍👍👍
@sw57411 ай бұрын
Hahaha at "I was sure the chicken was vegan!"
@KenPassey-hd2mc11 ай бұрын
Spot on Matt as usual. Keep it coming,gives me something to laugh about in this dreary Government world that we live in. The sooner they're gone the better, so we can all look at a brighter future. It will take time yes ! But without Tories it will be quicker than we may expect. 👏👏👏😂😂👍👍
@rosemarystewart740511 ай бұрын
Not Con?? Now that could definitely catch on! I'd vote for you Matt😂
@RPaton11 ай бұрын
New con
@mg6an11 ай бұрын
I want to like this video but will do so in secret as I don’t want to be seen in public liking this video
@tsamb777711 ай бұрын
"Yes he's the chief, he's the king But above everything He's the most tip top Top Con!" 🎶
@gav1nwood11 ай бұрын
Saw what you did there! 👏
@dianefreeman719411 ай бұрын
"......not since the incident". Genius!
@susansantapola11 ай бұрын
Fabulous Matt. Keep up the good work.
@MattGreenComedy11 ай бұрын
Thanks! Will do!
@allmodcons227411 ай бұрын
Brilliant...voice for the voiceless, heart for the heartless 😂😂😂
@tobiasabt839811 ай бұрын
... and a brain for the brainless... 😀 I completely forgot the most important feature: ... and a spine for the spineless! 😂
@andrescannell420211 ай бұрын
Brilliant Matt. Please tour Australia, and don't leave Perth off the list!
@_____alyptic11 ай бұрын
The Popular Conservatives, Heart of the Heartless Conservatives that stand against 'Woke Weather'
@chrisstewart742011 ай бұрын
Matt. That's top. If I wasn't so cynical, I'd say this lot of tories should be in Reform. Keep going mate you're post's brighten every thinking Brits day❤
@englandcalling972111 ай бұрын
With them so often taking the piss, InCon would seem equally appropriate.
@bodricthered11 ай бұрын
'Am I stupid enough to believe this, or am I just.... cynical...... PopCon means never having to chose.'. I laughed out loud at that one.
@gav1nwood11 ай бұрын
Beautiful. Superb.👏😂
@MHACompute11 ай бұрын
"Heart of the heartless"🤣🤣🤣... beautifully and poignantly done!😁 A nice nod to the powerfull intellect of LeeAnderthal, too! 😂
@charlielynes11 ай бұрын
All I can say is... NotCon get my NotVote NotVote NotCon 2024
@Tulkash0111 ай бұрын
“The voice of the voiceless, the power of the powerless and… the heart of the heartless!” Great slogan right there! 😂
@SquitDiddly11 ай бұрын
Brilliant! Just waiting for Conservative Dominators...
@neecierussell59511 ай бұрын
Bloody Brilliant 😅
@onemoredeadman11 ай бұрын
With Not Con night marches may I suggest carrying tiki torches and wearing white hoods to keep warm
@laurapavone351311 ай бұрын
❄️
@MrGrantSloan11 ай бұрын
Brilliant....bring on the Pop Tarts!
@NEALMOHANSADSANXIETY11 ай бұрын
😮
@carolynwestwood625811 ай бұрын
Thank you Matt!! Spot on as always!! 🙏🤩
@jamesharvey883511 ай бұрын
You've outdone yourself, Matt. Wonderful!
@GeorgeJohnManouras11 ай бұрын
😂😂Great stuff Matt, you get my vote. 👍🌟
@eifionlewis776511 ай бұрын
heart for the heartless. Ambitious stuff.
@NEALMOHANSADSANXIETY11 ай бұрын
Heart of heartless 😅
@z3ro5um11 ай бұрын
"Heart of the heartless…" absolutely fab. Not that absolutely fabulous, not "AbFab" actually absolutely fab.
@dominicg1111 ай бұрын
Brilliant Matt - must be so difficult to do parody when reality is like this
@youcantno396311 ай бұрын
Adam Ant once sang ‘ridicule is nothing to be scared of’ popcorn should love that advice surely? 😂
@Stefan-he8cf11 ай бұрын
The heart of the heartless. 😅😂
@hypereze11 ай бұрын
Nailed it again. Hardly satire, simply mimicry and it works.
@stephenlivesey660011 ай бұрын
Well done Matt 👏👏👏 I honestly thought that nobody could satirise that bloody circus yesterday . Mogg ,Truss and that Thirtypea fellow had , I thought , been recruited for some BBC 2 dark comedy show , something on the lines of A League of Gentlemen. But , no , you've done a good job there. Lesser satirists would have melted at the challenge. 😊
@Tom_murray8911 ай бұрын
This is great
@andrewmoorhouse68711 ай бұрын
I’m personally waiting for Air Con, by far the coolest of the lot! 🤣 Brilliant Matt. They make it too easy these days, don’t they? “Heart of the heartless” Nailed it my friend 😂🤣
@RichWoods2311 ай бұрын
I suspect that the Air Con would soon turn out to be harbouring a bad case of Legionnaires Disease.
@henrygingercat11 ай бұрын
It's hard to keep up to speed with the evolution of the Cons at the moment so thanks for doing it for us. Darwin be damned.
@philipprudhomme696711 ай бұрын
Oh, Matt. So many hits on target. Bravo!
@Emanon...11 ай бұрын
This is hilarious. And also very, very sad.
@aland15511 ай бұрын
Matt you are one of the very best satirists on KZbin! Love it!
@MattGreenComedy11 ай бұрын
Wow, thanks!
@jeff__w11 ай бұрын
Why doesn’t this comment have 10 million 👍?
@deirdredowling225110 ай бұрын
Brilliant Matt Green!
@JohnAllenRoyce11 ай бұрын
Matt you are so on target and hilarious, always brightens my day to see a Matt video pop up!
@annettealex111 ай бұрын
brilliant matt, bloody freaking brilliant
@kevrussell597211 ай бұрын
Matt that completely killed me.. and I have learned not to hold a hot brew in my hands as I’m watching these clips 😂
@VmanVaults11 ай бұрын
Superb. Genius. Brilliant.
@BiggerThanFrogs11 ай бұрын
Liz couldn't have said it better herself ... oh, that's right 😬
@Rai_Te11 ай бұрын
Nut Con ... Mad Con ...Sad Con ... oh wait ... Bad Con ... and of course ... Bat Con ... eventually .. Tru Con ... Real Con ... Only Con ... Your Con ... The Con ... it is endless.
@AlanSwain-k7p11 ай бұрын
Very very good.
@warrencox938011 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@sulalee741311 ай бұрын
Utter madness. And so plausible!😯
@laurapavone351311 ай бұрын
You got me at ' children' 😄
@tamara398411 ай бұрын
Oh God what have I missed now. 🙈😱🙈😱
@garytaylor640811 ай бұрын
Jesus Matt, one of your best. Roaring laughing from start to finish. Keep em coming.
@MattGreenComedy11 ай бұрын
Thanks, will do!
@bryandewar245311 ай бұрын
Where do we sign up 🎉😂😂😂
@mauranolan84311 ай бұрын
So good Matt.
@stuffreer11 ай бұрын
Very funny. You’ll have Truss, Anderson, Jake Berry and co signing up thinking you’re serious.
@polliebain745011 ай бұрын
I LOVED the definition of 'left wing extremists....volunteers..children'! So so good...😁
@DJWHITE_11 ай бұрын
Closet-Cons Assemble! ✊
@donnareynolds883210 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 brilliant as ever
@user-zp4ge3yp2o11 ай бұрын
The great thing about the silent majority is you can claim to speak for them and then say whatever you want. If someone disagrees with you, well they're not silent are they, so they're obviously not part of the majority.
@michaelmccarthy941111 ай бұрын
More splits than the IRA!
@MrSensible211 ай бұрын
Very good!
@jamieashton383511 ай бұрын
Spot on as per matt
@PhoenixProdLLC11 ай бұрын
Bravo! 😂😂
@emmabrooker16611 ай бұрын
Tonight’s Con Party Political Broadcast is just begging for your treatment 😁 Flip chart and felt tip pens at the ready!
@TheEvertw11 ай бұрын
"When you vote CONservative, CONservatives get to do what they like". Truth!
@BusstterNutt11 ай бұрын
"Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning."
@BobGolob11 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣One of the best videos of this channel! Don't miss it !
@MattGreenComedy11 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoy it!
@BobGolob11 ай бұрын
@@MattGreenComedy I love sarcasm
@user-xd9yo3le7o11 ай бұрын
"We march in the dark", with tiki torches😵
@LesHentschel-hk2hd10 ай бұрын
Feckin priceless.
@sandrafrancis363111 ай бұрын
Great stuff!! 😂 👍
@wuntbedruv347711 ай бұрын
To be followed by itsacon!
@kdbsuff962511 ай бұрын
"Chicken isn't Vegan?" Straight from Scott Pilgrim Vs the World. Well done that man.
@HelenChadwick-v3i11 ай бұрын
Great gig in Leicester. Thanks
@MattGreenComedy10 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for coming!
@31Blaize11 ай бұрын
The utterly mad thing is that this is basically Truss' speech and it was cheered. Stop the country, I want to get off! Even satire isn't helping! 😭
@verttikoo205211 ай бұрын
Change the voting system! 43% minority has 80 seat majority 😳 wtf? Take the voting system directly from the European Parliament. It is the Gold Standard of the Democracy.
@verttikoo205211 ай бұрын
43% Minority is the Willy of the people 🎉
@zetectic796811 ай бұрын
Another great parody
@robertprice214811 ай бұрын
Always enjoyable but they are just writing the material for you now!
@francesconicoletti254711 ай бұрын
People are generally conservative in the sense that they don’t want the world to change too much. However the Conservatives are currently a radical group of ideologues who have been pushing their small government, government doesn’t work agendas since they took office. As a result they have changed the UK radically for the worse. So the conservative people will likely not vote for the Conservative Party.
@petersimms498211 ай бұрын
NON DOM CON 😂😂
@glennjordan598311 ай бұрын
Where can I go to contribute to this awesome new Non-Con movement ? For The People !
@tramistfromhell11 ай бұрын
Bullseye Matt. Fair play to you.
@stevemartin23911 ай бұрын
Brilliant Matt! Tell it as it really is!
@lesleyhollinshead371411 ай бұрын
No , no 30p Lee is that thick.
@jodders61911 ай бұрын
I notice everybody's avoiding referring to the latest Tory grouping as some sort of 'Popular Judean People's Front' in reference to Monty Python. Suppose it could be cynically misconstrued in the current geopolitical situation.
@sarkybugger500911 ай бұрын
At least Topcon will have a true position. They manufacture high quality surveying equipment...
@tsr20711 ай бұрын
Perceptive as ever Matt- straight to the heart of the detached, distorted, delusional wacky world of Truss and company ! Was Jonathon at the launch ?
@acolli77711 ай бұрын
Just waiting for the True-Con faction to pop up. With all Conservatives the clue is in the first 3 letters of the name
@raypickles53711 ай бұрын
We are the Gumbies and our brains hurt....Monty Python...
@johnpoile145111 ай бұрын
I fink yoov got beautiful legs.
@bahialynch303711 ай бұрын
Formidable Matt
@roderickmain969711 ай бұрын
Ah yes Nut Con. Voice of the Voiceless, Power of the power less and heart of the heartless. Sounds pretty spot on to me. Dont forget you still have to venture North of the border soon to Gods own country and Tories are thinner than a homeless person up here. Looking forward to it, Matt.
@verandisoldusty683411 ай бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂 Or should that be Knot Con, as in so tied up in their own sneaky scams? Did you nick their scripts? 😆 Either way, fab stuff & thanks so much for a bit of bright in the dark times.