Not Pop Con - Not Con!

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Matt Green Comedy

Matt Green Comedy

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@justjane2070
@justjane2070 11 ай бұрын
Haha! ..the heart of the heartless! 😂
@mururoa7024
@mururoa7024 11 ай бұрын
Comic-Con would also be an appropriate name. Too bad it's already taken.
@MikkelKjrJensen
@MikkelKjrJensen 11 ай бұрын
The Tories have long ago moved on from being comic to being tragic for everyone around them.
@connclissmann6514
@connclissmann6514 11 ай бұрын
This non-Con will go far. So pleased you've launched this. You're bound to attract members in the.. 10s, let's imagine. Please consider virtual marches, where millions of your members could march together in a virtual reality while sitting on their sofa. Keep it up!
@NEALMOHANSADSANXIETY
@NEALMOHANSADSANXIETY 11 ай бұрын
😮
@petersimms4982
@petersimms4982 11 ай бұрын
Let's monitor the bank accounts in British tax havens , just to test the monitoring of bank accounts, we may find the £30 trillion ?😮
@garryferrington811
@garryferrington811 11 ай бұрын
"Once I felt slightly sorry for a homeless person...so you've got to be vigilant!" 😄
@TheBeird
@TheBeird 11 ай бұрын
"Whatever happened to the Pop-Con?" "She's over there." "Splitter!"
@grahamturner1290
@grahamturner1290 11 ай бұрын
Spiffing! 😊
@2lefThumbs
@2lefThumbs 11 ай бұрын
Shades of "Life of Brian" factionalism😂
@harrybrick9907
@harrybrick9907 11 ай бұрын
I'm an American who lived in the UK for 15 years, working as a consultant in the NHS. I also married a Brit. I retired back to the US. I love your work, reminds me the US isn't the only country with a crazy political process and politicians. Thanks for the insightful humor (humour). Keep up the good work!
@andrewcawdell
@andrewcawdell 11 ай бұрын
That was an accurate summation of Lee Anderthal's comments on coal.
@TheEvertw
@TheEvertw 11 ай бұрын
Shouldn't that be Nee Anderthal?
@asahdo
@asahdo 11 ай бұрын
Stop 😂this is the best one you’ve done in a while! I got a bloody Reform election campaign leaflet through my door today and it made me so mad reading it (“there’s climate change but not a climate crisis” for example) and this sketch has cheered me up immensely!It’s such a relief to know I’m not the only sane person left
@viperscot1
@viperscot1 11 ай бұрын
excellent Matt👍👍👍
@sw574
@sw574 11 ай бұрын
Hahaha at "I was sure the chicken was vegan!"
@KenPassey-hd2mc
@KenPassey-hd2mc 11 ай бұрын
Spot on Matt as usual. Keep it coming,gives me something to laugh about in this dreary Government world that we live in. The sooner they're gone the better, so we can all look at a brighter future. It will take time yes ! But without Tories it will be quicker than we may expect. 👏👏👏😂😂👍👍
@rosemarystewart7405
@rosemarystewart7405 11 ай бұрын
Not Con?? Now that could definitely catch on! I'd vote for you Matt😂
@RPaton
@RPaton 11 ай бұрын
New con
@mg6an
@mg6an 11 ай бұрын
I want to like this video but will do so in secret as I don’t want to be seen in public liking this video
@tsamb7777
@tsamb7777 11 ай бұрын
"Yes he's the chief, he's the king But above everything He's the most tip top Top Con!" 🎶
@gav1nwood
@gav1nwood 11 ай бұрын
Saw what you did there! 👏
@dianefreeman7194
@dianefreeman7194 11 ай бұрын
"......not since the incident". Genius!
@susansantapola
@susansantapola 11 ай бұрын
Fabulous Matt. Keep up the good work.
@MattGreenComedy
@MattGreenComedy 11 ай бұрын
Thanks! Will do!
@allmodcons2274
@allmodcons2274 11 ай бұрын
Brilliant...voice for the voiceless, heart for the heartless 😂😂😂
@tobiasabt8398
@tobiasabt8398 11 ай бұрын
... and a brain for the brainless... 😀 I completely forgot the most important feature: ... and a spine for the spineless! 😂
@andrescannell4202
@andrescannell4202 11 ай бұрын
Brilliant Matt. Please tour Australia, and don't leave Perth off the list!
@_____alyptic
@_____alyptic 11 ай бұрын
The Popular Conservatives, Heart of the Heartless Conservatives that stand against 'Woke Weather'
@chrisstewart7420
@chrisstewart7420 11 ай бұрын
Matt. That's top. If I wasn't so cynical, I'd say this lot of tories should be in Reform. Keep going mate you're post's brighten every thinking Brits day❤
@englandcalling9721
@englandcalling9721 11 ай бұрын
With them so often taking the piss, InCon would seem equally appropriate.
@bodricthered
@bodricthered 11 ай бұрын
'Am I stupid enough to believe this, or am I just.... cynical...... PopCon means never having to chose.'. I laughed out loud at that one.
@gav1nwood
@gav1nwood 11 ай бұрын
Beautiful. Superb.👏😂
@MHACompute
@MHACompute 11 ай бұрын
"Heart of the heartless"🤣🤣🤣... beautifully and poignantly done!😁 A nice nod to the powerfull intellect of LeeAnderthal, too! 😂
@charlielynes
@charlielynes 11 ай бұрын
All I can say is... NotCon get my NotVote NotVote NotCon 2024
@Tulkash01
@Tulkash01 11 ай бұрын
“The voice of the voiceless, the power of the powerless and… the heart of the heartless!” Great slogan right there! 😂
@SquitDiddly
@SquitDiddly 11 ай бұрын
Brilliant! Just waiting for Conservative Dominators...
@neecierussell595
@neecierussell595 11 ай бұрын
Bloody Brilliant 😅
@onemoredeadman
@onemoredeadman 11 ай бұрын
With Not Con night marches may I suggest carrying tiki torches and wearing white hoods to keep warm
@laurapavone3513
@laurapavone3513 11 ай бұрын
❄️
@MrGrantSloan
@MrGrantSloan 11 ай бұрын
Brilliant....bring on the Pop Tarts!
@NEALMOHANSADSANXIETY
@NEALMOHANSADSANXIETY 11 ай бұрын
😮
@carolynwestwood6258
@carolynwestwood6258 11 ай бұрын
Thank you Matt!! Spot on as always!! 🙏🤩
@jamesharvey8835
@jamesharvey8835 11 ай бұрын
You've outdone yourself, Matt. Wonderful!
@GeorgeJohnManouras
@GeorgeJohnManouras 11 ай бұрын
😂😂Great stuff Matt, you get my vote. 👍🌟
@eifionlewis7765
@eifionlewis7765 11 ай бұрын
heart for the heartless. Ambitious stuff.
@NEALMOHANSADSANXIETY
@NEALMOHANSADSANXIETY 11 ай бұрын
Heart of heartless 😅
@z3ro5um
@z3ro5um 11 ай бұрын
"Heart of the heartless…" absolutely fab. Not that absolutely fabulous, not "AbFab" actually absolutely fab.
@dominicg11
@dominicg11 11 ай бұрын
Brilliant Matt - must be so difficult to do parody when reality is like this
@youcantno3963
@youcantno3963 11 ай бұрын
Adam Ant once sang ‘ridicule is nothing to be scared of’ popcorn should love that advice surely? 😂
@Stefan-he8cf
@Stefan-he8cf 11 ай бұрын
The heart of the heartless. 😅😂
@hypereze
@hypereze 11 ай бұрын
Nailed it again. Hardly satire, simply mimicry and it works.
@stephenlivesey6600
@stephenlivesey6600 11 ай бұрын
Well done Matt 👏👏👏 I honestly thought that nobody could satirise that bloody circus yesterday . Mogg ,Truss and that Thirtypea fellow had , I thought , been recruited for some BBC 2 dark comedy show , something on the lines of A League of Gentlemen. But , no , you've done a good job there. Lesser satirists would have melted at the challenge. 😊
@Tom_murray89
@Tom_murray89 11 ай бұрын
This is great
@andrewmoorhouse687
@andrewmoorhouse687 11 ай бұрын
I’m personally waiting for Air Con, by far the coolest of the lot! 🤣 Brilliant Matt. They make it too easy these days, don’t they? “Heart of the heartless” Nailed it my friend 😂🤣
@RichWoods23
@RichWoods23 11 ай бұрын
I suspect that the Air Con would soon turn out to be harbouring a bad case of Legionnaires Disease.
@henrygingercat
@henrygingercat 11 ай бұрын
It's hard to keep up to speed with the evolution of the Cons at the moment so thanks for doing it for us. Darwin be damned.
@philipprudhomme6967
@philipprudhomme6967 11 ай бұрын
Oh, Matt. So many hits on target. Bravo!
@Emanon...
@Emanon... 11 ай бұрын
This is hilarious. And also very, very sad.
@aland155
@aland155 11 ай бұрын
Matt you are one of the very best satirists on KZbin! Love it!
@MattGreenComedy
@MattGreenComedy 11 ай бұрын
Wow, thanks!
@jeff__w
@jeff__w 11 ай бұрын
Why doesn’t this comment have 10 million 👍?
@deirdredowling2251
@deirdredowling2251 10 ай бұрын
Brilliant Matt Green!
@JohnAllenRoyce
@JohnAllenRoyce 11 ай бұрын
Matt you are so on target and hilarious, always brightens my day to see a Matt video pop up!
@annettealex1
@annettealex1 11 ай бұрын
brilliant matt, bloody freaking brilliant
@kevrussell5972
@kevrussell5972 11 ай бұрын
Matt that completely killed me.. and I have learned not to hold a hot brew in my hands as I’m watching these clips 😂
@VmanVaults
@VmanVaults 11 ай бұрын
Superb. Genius. Brilliant.
@BiggerThanFrogs
@BiggerThanFrogs 11 ай бұрын
Liz couldn't have said it better herself ... oh, that's right 😬
@Rai_Te
@Rai_Te 11 ай бұрын
Nut Con ... Mad Con ...Sad Con ... oh wait ... Bad Con ... and of course ... Bat Con ... eventually .. Tru Con ... Real Con ... Only Con ... Your Con ... The Con ... it is endless.
@AlanSwain-k7p
@AlanSwain-k7p 11 ай бұрын
Very very good.
@warrencox9380
@warrencox9380 11 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@sulalee7413
@sulalee7413 11 ай бұрын
Utter madness. And so plausible!😯
@laurapavone3513
@laurapavone3513 11 ай бұрын
You got me at ' children' 😄
@tamara3984
@tamara3984 11 ай бұрын
Oh God what have I missed now. 🙈😱🙈😱
@garytaylor6408
@garytaylor6408 11 ай бұрын
Jesus Matt, one of your best. Roaring laughing from start to finish. Keep em coming.
@MattGreenComedy
@MattGreenComedy 11 ай бұрын
Thanks, will do!
@bryandewar2453
@bryandewar2453 11 ай бұрын
Where do we sign up 🎉😂😂😂
@mauranolan843
@mauranolan843 11 ай бұрын
So good Matt.
@stuffreer
@stuffreer 11 ай бұрын
Very funny. You’ll have Truss, Anderson, Jake Berry and co signing up thinking you’re serious.
@polliebain7450
@polliebain7450 11 ай бұрын
I LOVED the definition of 'left wing extremists....volunteers..children'! So so good...😁
@DJWHITE_
@DJWHITE_ 11 ай бұрын
Closet-Cons Assemble! ✊
@donnareynolds8832
@donnareynolds8832 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 brilliant as ever
@user-zp4ge3yp2o
@user-zp4ge3yp2o 11 ай бұрын
The great thing about the silent majority is you can claim to speak for them and then say whatever you want. If someone disagrees with you, well they're not silent are they, so they're obviously not part of the majority.
@michaelmccarthy9411
@michaelmccarthy9411 11 ай бұрын
More splits than the IRA!
@MrSensible2
@MrSensible2 11 ай бұрын
Very good!
@jamieashton3835
@jamieashton3835 11 ай бұрын
Spot on as per matt
@PhoenixProdLLC
@PhoenixProdLLC 11 ай бұрын
Bravo! 😂😂
@emmabrooker166
@emmabrooker166 11 ай бұрын
Tonight’s Con Party Political Broadcast is just begging for your treatment 😁 Flip chart and felt tip pens at the ready!
@TheEvertw
@TheEvertw 11 ай бұрын
"When you vote CONservative, CONservatives get to do what they like". Truth!
@BusstterNutt
@BusstterNutt 11 ай бұрын
"Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning."
@BobGolob
@BobGolob 11 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣One of the best videos of this channel! Don't miss it !
@MattGreenComedy
@MattGreenComedy 11 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoy it!
@BobGolob
@BobGolob 11 ай бұрын
@@MattGreenComedy I love sarcasm
@user-xd9yo3le7o
@user-xd9yo3le7o 11 ай бұрын
"We march in the dark", with tiki torches😵
@LesHentschel-hk2hd
@LesHentschel-hk2hd 10 ай бұрын
Feckin priceless.
@sandrafrancis3631
@sandrafrancis3631 11 ай бұрын
Great stuff!! 😂 👍
@wuntbedruv3477
@wuntbedruv3477 11 ай бұрын
To be followed by itsacon!
@kdbsuff9625
@kdbsuff9625 11 ай бұрын
"Chicken isn't Vegan?" Straight from Scott Pilgrim Vs the World. Well done that man.
@HelenChadwick-v3i
@HelenChadwick-v3i 11 ай бұрын
Great gig in Leicester. Thanks
@MattGreenComedy
@MattGreenComedy 10 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for coming!
@31Blaize
@31Blaize 11 ай бұрын
The utterly mad thing is that this is basically Truss' speech and it was cheered. Stop the country, I want to get off! Even satire isn't helping! 😭
@verttikoo2052
@verttikoo2052 11 ай бұрын
Change the voting system! 43% minority has 80 seat majority 😳 wtf? Take the voting system directly from the European Parliament. It is the Gold Standard of the Democracy.
@verttikoo2052
@verttikoo2052 11 ай бұрын
43% Minority is the Willy of the people 🎉
@zetectic7968
@zetectic7968 11 ай бұрын
Another great parody
@robertprice2148
@robertprice2148 11 ай бұрын
Always enjoyable but they are just writing the material for you now!
@francesconicoletti2547
@francesconicoletti2547 11 ай бұрын
People are generally conservative in the sense that they don’t want the world to change too much. However the Conservatives are currently a radical group of ideologues who have been pushing their small government, government doesn’t work agendas since they took office. As a result they have changed the UK radically for the worse. So the conservative people will likely not vote for the Conservative Party.
@petersimms4982
@petersimms4982 11 ай бұрын
NON DOM CON 😂😂
@glennjordan5983
@glennjordan5983 11 ай бұрын
Where can I go to contribute to this awesome new Non-Con movement ? For The People !
@tramistfromhell
@tramistfromhell 11 ай бұрын
Bullseye Matt. Fair play to you.
@stevemartin239
@stevemartin239 11 ай бұрын
Brilliant Matt! Tell it as it really is!
@lesleyhollinshead3714
@lesleyhollinshead3714 11 ай бұрын
No , no 30p Lee is that thick.
@jodders619
@jodders619 11 ай бұрын
I notice everybody's avoiding referring to the latest Tory grouping as some sort of 'Popular Judean People's Front' in reference to Monty Python. Suppose it could be cynically misconstrued in the current geopolitical situation.
@sarkybugger5009
@sarkybugger5009 11 ай бұрын
At least Topcon will have a true position. They manufacture high quality surveying equipment...
@tsr207
@tsr207 11 ай бұрын
Perceptive as ever Matt- straight to the heart of the detached, distorted, delusional wacky world of Truss and company ! Was Jonathon at the launch ?
@acolli777
@acolli777 11 ай бұрын
Just waiting for the True-Con faction to pop up. With all Conservatives the clue is in the first 3 letters of the name
@raypickles537
@raypickles537 11 ай бұрын
We are the Gumbies and our brains hurt....Monty Python...
@johnpoile1451
@johnpoile1451 11 ай бұрын
I fink yoov got beautiful legs.
@bahialynch3037
@bahialynch3037 11 ай бұрын
Formidable Matt
@roderickmain9697
@roderickmain9697 11 ай бұрын
Ah yes Nut Con. Voice of the Voiceless, Power of the power less and heart of the heartless. Sounds pretty spot on to me. Dont forget you still have to venture North of the border soon to Gods own country and Tories are thinner than a homeless person up here. Looking forward to it, Matt.
@verandisoldusty6834
@verandisoldusty6834 11 ай бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂 Or should that be Knot Con, as in so tied up in their own sneaky scams? Did you nick their scripts? 😆 Either way, fab stuff & thanks so much for a bit of bright in the dark times.
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