Who's Getting The Best Head? (WARNING: SCIENCE)

[@NotcoolNoah]

Alvinists got it taken down

[@Jouyin205]

Damn them

[@NotcoolNoah]

Nothing to do with inappropriate content, just copyright :)

[@roberthodge8595]

why did it get copyrighted anyway?

[@raycism9445]

Don't worry I hate the chipmunks too

[@Eli-jt9yn]

NotcoolNoah wait the video got copyrighted? By who

[@novafox6216]

Anybody else got this randomly reccomended to them 4 years later

[@Hokkai9401]

Yes

[@Germanfemboy]

Yea

[@Dat-Real-Meta-Knight]

Yeah

[@djuliabboth1329]

Yeeeeahhhh... 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[@iyusony8196]

Yup

[@JamSome]

They should teach this in college

[@King_Ancalagon]

Lmfao!

[@Reformed_Borzoi]

D

[@9lonerr]

The Uppercase Letter D D

[@Reformed_Borzoi]

@@9lonerr D

[@9lonerr]

@The Uppercase Letter D D

[@xanactive6397]

Jesus Christ this is the most serious video I’ve ever seen

[@SimplyCruz339]

Sad *This* is the most serious thing you have seen

[@walterwhite1006]

This deserves top comment

[@ilymundy]

@@SimplyCruz339 it's called sarcasm

[@SimplyCruz339]

PitStop It’s called a joke

[@noname-mr4xu]

This is a science video

[@cognito7628-k7u]

This is what they should teach in school rather than fucking trigonometry

[@mineturtle2]

Real

[@yuria_lu]

Real

[@balloarocki]

Real

[@mcmagic6723]

Real

[@Lamb_Cuticles]

Fr

[@micahrobbins8353]

Love him or hate him He’s spitting straight facts

[@jesusarroyo9737]

And *spitting* too 😉

[@CrystalDoggoIsMissing]

Jesus Arroyo O 👀

[@Joshua-ox5fr]

Micah Robbins Micah you traitor!

[@Spadez_Codm]

Lmao yeah

[@stevegomez6509]

Stop dat meme dead

[@ztmorris9738]

hard to believe this meme was 4 years ago

[@NotcoolNoah]

Legendary

[@SergeantTeabag]

Now we need a follow-up on who's getting the most ionizing radiation

[@npena1941]

​@@SergeantTeabagA fan of TKs-Mantis I can assume?

[@cyan1280]

hard to believe this was a meme

[@ElMexa203]

​@@NotcoolNoah69 likes :v

[@katelyncalvo]

“two hand ham twister” .... “previously unknown to North America”

[@msjay3489]

666 likes

[@codyzcs]

Boi that legit just played

[@dawsonepps4134]

@@codyzcs we know that's why there was quotes🤦🏼‍♀️

[@HennyBuBuProductions]

Katelyn Calvo mood

[@HennyBuBuProductions]

Goomba X 🔥🔥

[@alfredsupersauce]

I always had a feeling it was Theodore, but I never could explain why. Excellent analysis. The internet needs more heroes like you.

[@peepeeboi]

Frrrr

[@Muslimperson-x5k]

jeanette looks like shes the most enthusiastic out of all the others, though you'd have to look at the original image to see her face. i always thought eleanor was obese and not really thick. if you asked me, id say simon.

[@cyandeoidre2375]

According to Panty Anarchy fat girls give the best heads

[@tegathemenace]

​@@Muslimperson-x5k fat and beauty has nothing to do with actual head

[@willalvarado209]

How is he not laughing from what he’s saying

[@someonethatateyourbabies1990]

Yeah

[@moojiiid]

Practice

[@throbbingshaft]

After seeing that image, he has no soul.

[@omwomwomw]

TXC _Avacado - sloppy toppy

[@nostalgiagaming8955]

Because this isn't a laughing matter

[@sooyeonjeon7657]

I-I'm so confused why was this recommended to me

[@1Soniccool]

Same with me

[@faris8148]

To show you the correct path , alvinist

[@jigglypufflv1002]

Pun Pun that is what a alvinist would say

[@javonwells3824]

Lmfaooo mann me and you both

[@faris8148]

@@jigglypufflv1002 nice try,but you cant convince me to convert

[@ludwigtheholyblade_777]

Alvinists: Peasants Simonists: Bourgeoisie Theodorians: Upper class clergy

[@mayoman69]

Vutch Dan Der Linde naw Clergy is for the church and this is definitely not a holy action... Theodorians are definitely the aristocracy

[@avinashrao4791]

Simonist for life

[@FloydSchooledCanelo]

If you are a theodorian, your mother is a homosexual This comment was made by the alvinist gang.

[@Cj-xt6tv]

Lmao. This is regarding the French Revolution, right?

[@KCandFriendsUSA]

Davians: God of gods

[@Angelisstupid]

Recommend 4 years later🙏😭

[@GSJINX32]

real

[@Nawakaht_jj77]

FR👅🔥

[@nico-lv8ns]

“We see Alvin, Theodore, and Simon receiving D O M E from their female counterparts.”

[@euph0rya672]

**RESPECTIVE**

[@Alex_here760]

*JFC*

[@elhammossad7390]

I don't get it...

[@TomEyeTheSFMguy]

Eleanor is notoriously the *T H I C C E S T* chippette out of the three in the main series.

[@yooseul__]

Tom Eye The SFM guy She *D U M M Y T H I C K*

[@wofie9785]

"Simon is the smartest of the three, so that does mean he has the best head in a different way"

[@vforvaleriie]

THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY

[@ForksandKnivesarenowhere]

I was reading this at the same time the guy was saying it

[@etheseakeeper]

IT SOUNDS FUNNIER THAN WHAT I THOUGHT

[@Some_Guy_On_YT]

@@ForksandKnivesarenowherei did the same here man

[@triphan2079]

I thought the video was talking about this kind of head until the nut meter comes up

[@shostysboo]

It’s Theodore. His girl knows how to eat so she knows how to get what she wants when it comes to eating

[@LoserSnoozer]

@@HellaHoesFr yes, yes, yes

[@theYear_project]

*GREAT ANALYSIS*

[@Jake-qc3mj]

Get this man a scholarship this boi is going places.

[@plaguecatz]

THEO IS GETTING THE SUPER DELUXE VACCUM SEAL SLIP N SLIDE SLURP *GAWK GAWK*

[@sameverton4206]

Nagito Komaeda NOT THE SUPER DELUXE-

[@proteinman7800]

I think it's safe to say that Jeanette is the smartest chipette. Similarly, it is safe to say that she has researched the fine craft of sloppin dome. With this in mind, I feel it's safe to say that although Theodore might be getting the best head, Simon is certainly close behind cuz he got a chipmunk shorty who know what she's doin

[@ReadilyAvailibleChomper]

Jeanette’s head isn’t sloppy, it’s calculated. Every single lick, jerk and throb is according to her plan. God forgive me for writing this.

[@j4st00n8]

When the creator tried to ruin everyones childhood but instead it turns into a meme.

[@burnvictim3095]

_ jast00n profile pic checks out

[@Henry.mp4]

Ayyy we got the same profile pic 😩👌

[@baviddarragan]

Aye 666th like

[@e2studios51]

Stonks

[@TheDailyEgg]

Egg

[@kyotosghost]

why is the category under comedy?? it should be science or education.

[@ludwigtheholyblade_777]

Indeed, this is a very groundbreaking science video and under no circumstances should be taken lightly.

[@personwhoruinsthejoke9463]

But this video is supposed to be comedic

[@beansntoastyt2616]

person who ruins the joke , I thank you.

[@Hello-ht1wy]

person who ruins the joke r/woo- hey wait a minute

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

@@personwhoruinsthejoke9463 Youuuuuu....... creatures..

[@SUNDOWNtm]

But that's just a theory: a head theory.

[@roebunnybby]

Aaaaaand cum

[@digi_edits]

@@roebunnybby lol

[@Tdugg]

Fuck bro. Why do people keep ignoring these great comments?😂

[@yurikatsuki6611]

-A nut Theory-

[@hellofellowthots1568]

aAaAaAaAaAaAnd cut

[@randruf6760]

I genuinely got chills whenever you said 10/10 like unironically got a spine shiver

[@jjjjjjjjjjjmmmmmmm4461]

me at 3am: “i don’t need sleep I need answers”

[@personwhoruinsthejoke9463]

Yes u can, people can die if they don’t get enough sleep so u need sleep or else u will die

[@marekkkkkk]

person who ruins the joke welp I guess ur username lives up to its name

[@GabrielAnghel09]

666 likes!

[@pineapples_cant_draw]

me, at 4am:

[@djuken4890]

@@personwhoruinsthejoke9463 yes you can????? Get this 3rd grade spelling/grammar out of my face if you gonna ruin the joke atleast spell correctly

[@primuspilusfellatus6501]

Me: I want Game Theory Mom: We got Game Theory at home Game Theory at home:

[@DayeanT]

Nice one

[@ethanhere__1702]

This is perfect thank you

[@Sonnenblume997]

But that's just a theory

[@insertmemorableusernameher6795]

But that's just a theory, a game theory

[@Hevymin]

Why the hell would you want Game Theory

[@hadilchan]

Why tf did this video got recommended to me in 1st December, literally at the end of NNN 💀

[@algirdasltu1389]

Its about sending a message. KZbin knows.

[@BananaSlayer_]

I knew it. They oppressed us Theodorists for ages, but who’s laughing now, non-believers?

[@jackattack5905]

BananaSlayer yess

[@LubricatedNuggets]

PREACH 👏👏👏

[@MouseMan04]

Nah alvin got the best head

[@cringeman3873]

Mouse Man You don’t know anything, you ALVINIST!

[@MouseMan04]

@@cringeman3873 im sorry if this is cringe but the JORDAN bruh the frick dicky JORDAN!

[@Gamma7DroidSecurity]

Okay, but consider this Jenette is also grabbing onto the couch herself, presumably trying to go all the way down on Simon's schmeat. Knowing this, we can assume that Simon's actions might be more out of his control than what you assumed. On the contrast, Elanor and Theo are dopey and innocent by character, thus one can assume that the head being given is unprofessional. In a study I ran, I have concluded that nerd girls are about 2.5× as likely to be "low-key freaky", and nerd fellas are 3× as likely. Knowing this, the fact that both are actively participating in creating the best head. One can also assume that Simon's legs are up because his hips are bucking on their own accord.

[@Ron-ys7gs]

mr.yolo887 I literally scroll to fight the long comments

[@himiko7412]

Simon is getting the best head, here’s why: I believe this girl is using the Schrödinger Equation in order to best determine the best placement of her mouth molecules on Simons prick. She’s solved the equation which allows her to use her best momentum to counteract the reaction Simons phallus is experiencing. This is some 4th dimensional shit, and Simon is literally collapsing into a Black Hole because of it. Simons shoes are falling off, which can only be due to intense toe curl brought on by oral delight he is getting. Let’s calculate the force being used. The average running shoe is 270 grams, or 9.5 ounces. It takes me about three quarters of a second to remove my shoe from my foot using my hand, not counting the untying of the laces. However, it takes considerably longer, about 3 minutes, to remove my shoe using only my toes. However this is not important when you look at chipmunk foot physiology. The average human foot is about 4.5 big toe lengths, while a chipmunks big toe is roughly half of the foot. This will come in handy for our foot formula. So because my toes are small compared to my feet, it takes me 3 minutes to push my shoe off using only my toes. However, a chipmunks foot has muscles used for climbing, muscles which lucky for us bend down, allowing for a pushing motion to be achieved. Using myself as a base, I calculated the rate of time it will take for a chipmunk to remove a shoe from its foot to be about 33.333 seconds. Now for the hard part. To move 270 grams for the sake of simplicity 1 decimeter, or 3.937 inches takes newtons. How many newtons? My math put me at 0.00081 newtons. To put that number into perspective, it takes .01 newtons to blink. So then why is this going to cause a black hole? Before he updated to windows 10, Stephen Hawking actually managed to do something useful and calculated the force it would take to generate a black hole. That number and our number don’t come close, until we account for microspheres. Pressure building up against the toe to force the shoe off generates heat. That heat accelerates the atoms in Simons wang, causing Simons girl equation for the perfect cum vacuum to have an unexpected variable. This small amount of force and heat causes a cascading effect, where heated atoms slam into one another until they meet the mouth, where they begin to condense. That condensing force brings in more mass, fueled by the blissful ignorance of the poon schoom going on, until a black hole no more the size of a ball point pen tip forms, killing everyone on that couch in a matter of milliseconds.

[@halluqv976]

mr.yolo887 excuse me what the fuck

[@nachaly]

Down Syndrome Ariana Grande holy fuck I can’t believe I read all of that

[@abacus438]

@@himiko7412 dear God the absolute madman did it

[@felixgutierrez993]

ALVIN IS A CHAD he is FAKEING IT. Simon overthinks it and when he teied putting it in formula he missed a decimal and failed. Theodore is too innocent to fake it and he won't over think it HE IS GETTING BEST HEAD!

[@himiko7412]

Felix Gutierrez Simon is getting the best head, here’s why: I believe this girl is using the Schrödinger Equation in order to best determine the best placement of her mouth molecules on Simons prick. She’s solved the equation which allows her to use her best momentum to counteract the reaction Simons phallus is experiencing. This is some 4th dimensional shit, and Simon is literally collapsing into a Black Hole because of it. Simons shoes are falling off, which can only be due to intense toe curl brought on by oral delight he is getting. Let’s calculate the force being used. The average running shoe is 270 grams, or 9.5 ounces. It takes me about three quarters of a second to remove my shoe from my foot using my hand, not counting the untying of the laces. However, it takes considerably longer, about 3 minutes, to remove my shoe using only my toes. However this is not important when you look at chipmunk foot physiology. The average human foot is about 4.5 big toe lengths, while a chipmunks big toe is roughly half of the foot. This will come in handy for our foot formula. So because my toes are small compared to my feet, it takes me 3 minutes to push my shoe off using only my toes. However, a chipmunks foot has muscles used for climbing, muscles which lucky for us bend down, allowing for a pushing motion to be achieved. Using myself as a base, I calculated the rate of time it will take for a chipmunk to remove a shoe from its foot to be about 33.333 seconds. Now for the hard part. To move 270 grams for the sake of simplicity 1 decimeter, or 3.937 inches takes newtons. How many newtons? My math put me at 0.00081 newtons. To put that number into perspective, it takes .01 newtons to blink. So then why is this going to cause a black hole? Before he updated to windows 10, Stephen Hawking actually managed to do something useful and calculated the force it would take to generate a black hole. That number and our number don’t come close, until we account for microspheres. Pressure building up against the toe to force the shoe off generates heat. That heat accelerates the atoms in Simons wang, causing Simons girl equation for the perfect cum vacuum to have an unexpected variable. This small amount of force and heat causes a cascading effect, where heated atoms slam into one another until they meet the mouth, where they begin to condense. That condensing force brings in more mass, fueled by the blissful ignorance of the poon schoom going on, until a black hole no more the size of a ball point pen tip forms, killing everyone on that couch in a matter of milliseconds.

[@darthtroller]

@@himiko7412 but hey, that's just a theory, a meme theory

[@scaryharry5562]

Felix Gutierrez Alvin is trying to hard

[@felixgutierrez993]

@@himiko7412 But scientifically speaking The thiccer the Chipmunk the more nuts you can gobble up and birth better litters. THEODORE's Gf is the THICCEST therefore the BETTER CHIPMUNK and with more extended cheeks can also give the better head...

[@dio8684]

lies alvin is a chad so hes gotten so much head, but this head is somehow the best hes ever gotten...

[@BigKrammus]

Recommendation are crazy for putting this up.

[@Jack_Sparrow655]

Fr

[@Pyromania65]

I couldn’t stop laughing

[@gremlintoastt0088]

“Just use your imagination” Me: I saw fire and the entire galaxy

[@giulioz.9572]

"I've seen things..."

[@MiruTheFloof]

*uses imagination* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@vipervirus081]

Lmfao

[@IHaveASadderDay]

*Looks it up on Google*

[@acedv6134]

I've died inside a little

[@ilikelefunymemes2828]

“And his eyes looking up to god” dude wtf xD

[@havingteawiththedevil]

💀💀💀

[@king_animekid6648]

I" dead

[@theYear_project]

*HE'S GETTING THAT HOLY HEAD*

[@nepalrawrfan]

Holy succ

[@shinjiadventures7558]

"Simply looking at his photo you'd automatically assume he's getting the best head, right ?"

[@kayla-nx8ov]

WHY IS THIS VIDEO SO SERIOUS THO LMAO

[@yadeno6169]

candice terry because it is a serious question

[@muffyisgone]

because it's important

[@theYear_project]

@@muffyisgone because if we don't get our answer the world will end

[@Marincks]

@@theYear_project exactly

[@Archemetics]

Its important, our heads would implode if we were never to know the answer.

[@exoticbutters9408]

Dawg wtf is animal channel doing at 2:39 am😭

[@jdatboi724]

People who vote for Simon: I can prove why it’s Simon with an essay! Noah: I can prove why it’s Theodore with a 6 minute video.

[@valeuudiste4664]

no, that just proves that it wasnt as detailed and thus a worse comparison

[@rattbstrd]

Ok but Scott Pilgrim

[@jdatboi724]

Some Dude A man of culture I see😏

[@rattbstrd]

@@jdatboi724 Fav evil ex?

[@jdatboi724]

Some Dude Novel version of Roxxie I guess the movie version didn’t get enough screen time in my opinion sorry if I spelled her name wrong

[@yeehaw5122]

I don’t need sleep. *I NEED ANSWERS.*

[@SevensMarkedSeven]

Yee Haw ahaha like the energy btw: are comments combined sound dirty as hell

[@memesaremylifeline6723]

I like ur energy too. Why KZbin recommended me this? Idk am I disappointed? Of course not

[@StarDustedCloud]

I don't need sleep either, at this point i'm pretty sure what i need is therapy

[@pottedplant37_]

I too am watching this at nearly 1 AM

[@stevenwingert3995]

Let’s be honest they were all using teeth 😏.

[@accelerator1666]

Its not a top tier nutt without a little teethage.

[@Yrgros3e]

Two hand twister

[@sampound9258]

Even better

[@lytrelljordan371]

Wtf

[@stevenwingert3995]

What if they bit the tip off. Top 10 questions science still can’t answer.

[@yonnabs]

Why is the is recommended to me 4 years later ……

[@brrzerks]

Judge: Is there anything else you want to tell me? 6ix9ine: I know who got the best head

[@frostedflakeslover9929]

Watch out for the grammar nazis

[@ludwigtheholyblade_777]

Groundbreaking information.

[@brrzerks]

@@frostedflakeslover9929 Thanks, I will.

[@jdreid323]

Judge: I'm listening 😐

[@sjturner15]

1000th like

[@yagirlkae203]

"Who clearly...gets the most chipmunk ass" he said that so casually 💀💀💀

[@jacobparamus1229]

Well I mean it’s three rockstar chipmunks don’t you wonder who gets the most bitches?

[@thinksetsoup5790]

I heard that as i read this

[@Pyromania65]

THIS IS NOT A FLEX 😭

[@coolernow7948]

The fact you said big swallow McDouble slurp V2.0 with such a monotone makes this video solid

[@joelgray5836]

No cap 😂

[@Alfie_Br8ss]

Why was this given to me? WHY IS THIS HERE?!

[@lav-kitty]

it's a gift. accept it.

[@isaacdonelly8854]

When is this going to Netflix

[@sexykingfapcompilations4792]

Ikr

[@bienjosni2253]

Soon

[@Nyankittycute]

I wish

[@discordcreates556]

This is if sam o nella but if he was just, like, 2% more unhinged.

[@hanniballecter9550]

Sam o Nella is brilliant

[@carolineladage2736]

Oh god I think you did something

[@lilac392]

HowToCookLikeSlav the accuracy in this is crazy

[@Jenson_Beach]

HowToCookLikeSlav ok uhh why is this so accurate

[@zephyr4254]

yee

[@bobdmz6437]

Nobody: The History Channel at 3 AM:

[@OGUnholy]

I’m just laughing on the toilet because this being in my recommended is hilarious and unexpected for some reason

[@AlphaChicken]

“Nut meter” I’m dead 😂

[@ederson6242]

What git me is the Simon with the best head.... in a different way

[@Lordisthyfortress]

Dude said gulp fiction

[@elizasthighs4040]

“Previously unknown to North America.” *bro did you just define a whole genre of succ?*

[@Bruh-mg1mh]

Bruh

[@dailystolenmemes6186]

Bruh

[@davidfasthands474]

Bruh

[@maddog6433]

Bruh

[@michaelcastle4566]

Bruh

[@ladymeave]

no one: my youtube recommendations:

[@curlyhairjess]

I got it in my recommended too

[@ZekeTheNerdVX]

Yeah

[@hawk977]

Basically.

[@reversequeen838]

Same

[@pugnome]

>this meme somehow pops back in my head >this video shows up in rec Im actually scared

[@ordovis7206]

This is the most random thing that was in my reccomended.

[@hulluelli]

Even America’s future President JSchlatt said it’s Theodore.

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

Stop. Jschlatt is a Minecraft person everybody. Just letting you know.

[@Twonkae]

Zombathin Lost Leg/Hacker Cat Wyd? He’s running for president, everybody knows this.

[@hulluelli]

Zombathin Lost Leg/Hacker Cat It’s a joke. He literally says that himself. His merch says Schlatt 2020. His pinned tweet is a link to his merch website saying ”I’m running for president”.

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

@@hulluelli Yes, I know. I was just telling people who don't know who Schlatt is or know of Schlatt that he's a Minecraft person.

[@shylz731]

Zombathin Lost Leg/Hacker Cat thnx I didn’t know I was confused Af👀

[@cosimo72]

Use me as an “I’m a Theodorian” button

[@omarpikm2101]

boop

[@potatofairy4512]

I wish I knew how to like more than once.

[@ZephelinFR]

@@potatofairy4512 make mor3 google accounts

[@aiden.117]

No

[@Indirunic]

No

[@extramangos2578]

It’s been almost 5 years and I finally have an answer. Thank you man for doing this insane amount of research to give us the answers to this truly timeless debate!

[@jaidengarcia980]

Your monotone yet dead serious voice had me laughing the whole video lmao

[@stephenthethiccboi9775]

Alvin obviously had the worst since he needed to use his other hand to make it better

[@Chris-pp2xb]

gottem

[@rediculeplays]

Its obviously simon. He doesnt like it and he is in pain. Jeanette obvi using her teeth a lot

[@isidoraflores8157]

He is not using his hand, he is touching her hair

[@CentinalxGaming]

By that logic Simon would be getting the worst head.

[@user-zk9zg4qi3l]

What series of decisions led me here

[@wikisaiyangmail]

All of them

[@user-wc5mg5wc4k]

It showed me in the feed

[@user-wc5mg5wc4k]

Thats why im here and probably also you

[@hawk977]

I got this on my recommended, so....

[@s.y.7866]

The right decisions my friend

[@user-ud2oz3hk2t]

Is youtube trying to tell me something

[@rexroyulada6267]

I still can't get over the fact that people analyzed and presented several arguments about a meme that shouldn't even be shown in public

[@rexroyulada6267]

Not only that, there must've been the guy who came (Pun kinda intended) up with these names laughing his ass off while watching this

[@jeanettevazquez4196]

When he says “Jeanette” I get so weirded out lol

[@kaylareyes818]

Jeanette Vazquez I’ll pray for you

[@skinnny2055]

@@kaylareyes818we'll pray😂

[@danielretta1837]

Makes you think shes black

[@mikereggie6035]

Teen Mom 2

[@iceturtle5152]

Lmao, there’s this boy at my school who won’t stop talking about this 😂😂

[@rBaseless]

Why you exposing me

[@chuewe]

u bad

[@myluciferislonely4313]

Same

[@yugoslavball1945]

I have so many questions as to why this was in my recommendations

[@N0rth_Star]

For nastolgia

[@freexavior7203]

1990: we’ll have flying cars in the future 2019: Which chipmunk is getting the best head

[@sudxzy]

i lost it when he said “gulp fiction” oml lmao

[@MrMagistralMalik]

I can’t live without wanting to yell at stuff like this.

[@Qxier]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE

[@Clarvoyin]

How did i get this in recommendations...😭😭

[@fayettevillepolicepics1554]

Why does Simon look like a lamp with a blue shirt on? 😂😂

[@meIatonin]

LMFAO

[@fiz2255]

I can't believe people think it's not theodore.

[@stratis5360]

He acts like a kindergartner

[@fiz2255]

@@stratis5360 Which makes him adorable, which results in him getting the best head.

[@king_animekid6648]

Theodore has the best head

[@fiz2255]

@@king_animekid6648 Theodore is the best head

[@Jake-qc3mj]

@@dami479 you out here Brain blasting.

[@martinvictoria5004]

Everyone knows that "timid"; "shy" is synonymous of BEST HEAD

[@HunBaneTheBest]

Gulp Fiction 💀

[@youngdaggerdickthe3rd16]

“Nut-O-Meter” -Not Cool Noah (2019)

[@stephwn]

GULP FICTION

[@MG32]

GULP FICTION

[@smokedoutvillain]

GULP FICTION

[@trevorpgamer1936]

iAmMekhi GULP FICTION

[@andresrp2012]

GULP FICTION

[@aliakadraco]

GULP FICTION

[@brady.widlake]

It's not Alvin. It's probably Theodore, but Simon is a nerd so its probably his first time having head, which means he's probably sensitive af. Wth have I commented

[@quady.9]

You've commented knowledge my friend

[@aliceheartscharuca]

Ong

[@Ray_altz]

Wrong, the fact Simon's a nerd actually makes it very clear he probably watches a lot of hentai, therefore he's extremely desensitized, explaining the reason why he needs to participate of the head action to actually nut. I rest my case

[@hessen5498]

Probably Theodores First time too

[@hessen5498]

Probably Theodores First time too

[@Drewskiac]

3:05 Why is this actual courtroom quality evidence.

[@92_orsomething]

Simon just looks like he wants to die and Theodore looks like he's dying

[@dagger1623]

1978 Porsche 935-78 ah an other alvanist

[@snickers7494]

LMFFFFAAAAAOOO Im dying rightnow Out of laugh

[@Mikaelamofu]

I don’t think I ever laughed so hard holy cow 😂😂 *”g U L P F I C T I O N”*

[@joannareiferrer8468]

2:22 "simon is the smartest of three so that does mean he has the best head in a different way" 😂😂😂

[@SRGProductions]

Why was this recommended on November.

[@superstaronmars]

You’re forgetting one very important thing Simon’s female counterpart had braces

[@piggi5xtheawesome973]

*_oh shit_*

[@PGOuma]

She doesn't

[@yeehawamber507]

No she doesn’t

[@Whxlsum]

F

[@NotoriousYEETER]

Yea she does

[@badaboom6089]

Can’t wait to show this to my “alvinist” friends

[@1Soniccool]

Barky Why wait!

[@user-eo7nv8ok9q]

"Friends"

[@gagejendrzey]

Garbage humans they should all be incinerated purely to fuel my house’s electricity and for my own personal joy.

[@cloroxbleach7554]

Legend has it Einstein almost failed to get his PhD because he struggled understanding this video for a while.

[@Yeetusss]

everyone is getting this in their feed today lol inclouding me

[@Swoovs]

Not Cool Noah: *exposes who gets best head* FBI: “Sir, we are currently tracking you down due to too much information was exposed on who is getting the best head”

[@kingk-man8777]

Swoovin Why do I hear boss music?

[@crusader3444]

Your voice makes this sound like a C.I.A debrief

[@yourleftshoe1121]

I showed this to my teacher... I can no longer walk on the school campus

[@mopishnose3321]

Wow really stupid teacher

[@angelbeats396]

Your Left Shoe is it because she gave you the best head instead?

[@gurjantdhaliwal1197]

never happened

[@moistedits4455]

Gurjant Dhaliwal r/wooosh

[@Craft_Jensin]

It's basically a discussion about child porn, so good on her

[@Saltybird7652]

My recommendations is tripping

[@Blindedcucumber2210]

it’s alright we all know all of us searched to find out the truth

[@LeeStar1234]

Sounds like game theory/film theory if you close your eyes and hear his voice

[@lxxcidityy]

*THEORY THEORY*

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

Bruh

[@omarpikm2101]

now just make him emphansize some words

[@curlyhairjess]

THAT'S JUST A THEORY A NUT THEORY

[@silvermengana2763]

@@curlyhairjess I'm done!😂

[@vergil5644]

It's literally 2:00am and I'm not just saying this for the joke, it's literally 2:00am. And I'm watching an in depth analysis of which chipmunk from my childhood got the best sucky sucky.

[@PresidentLunt]

Did you lay this egg?

[@nativeitzutakua-9863]

Same lmao wtf

[@slump6982]

I'm under alot of stress rn and this isn't helping

[@vergil5644]

@@PresidentLunt kakyoin did

[@PresidentLunt]

Jouta Kujo F

[@jdunc3789]

Its funny how whoever made the picture tried so hard to ruin everyone's childhoods but failed miserably😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@allendepacheco3419]

Almxghty Yungeen Artist: I'm going to ruin everyone's childhood. Noah: I'm going to enhance everyone's childhood.

[@ElectronicToy-]

wasnt a meme, made by a guy who consistently draws underaged furry porn

[@imobscure9560]

bro had a vision💀💀💀😭😭😭🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@chickywangwang658]

No one: Not a single soul: Noah: Big swallow McDouble slurp 2.0

[@krisspatrick8902]

G U L P F I C T I O N

[@HennyBuBuProductions]

[TTV]_ChiefwangwangYT that’s my new indie band’s name

[@HennyBuBuProductions]

Kriss Patrick and that

[@modius9755]

Useless “no one”

[@craigvaughn6564]

Shit murdered me when he said that

[@chaosindustry2279]

When I 1st heard this i thought it talking about who has the biggest brain

[@trabe6697]

I feel like God is punishing us right now with everything that’s happening because of this video and the fact that we spent valuable time to see which chipmunk was getting the best head

[@AMabud-lv7hy]

Nope, it started with Harambe

[@Momohime_Chan]

Fr

[@france_losted_togermany]

Yes youtube, i definitely wanted this recommended

[@user-sy1zk8ee9b]

Welcome to another episode of why tf is this I’m my recommend. Everyone’s fav show. Edit: ty for so many likes

[@binkers4998]

Thebootywarrior I’m glad this is in mine

[@doombladebell8792]

I agree with that ep

[@Ghost-yi7qc]

This is fine

[@mr.mproductionsyt5140]

Me as also

[@Minii100]

And Simon’s girl got braces and last time I checked you want a girl with a clean mouth (Edit: its scary how serious you guys are acting)

[@justinebpheartss]

As a former braces whore to my ex, *it didn't affect it*. Just made kissing weird

[@fredrechid892]

Nah nah I'm gonna stop you there, look up pictures of her she's NEVER had braces. PLUS We all know the quiet and shy girls are the freakiest. She's a geek on the streets but a freak in the sheets that's a fact.

[@diegofloresvalenzuela4228]

justinebpheartss u gave D O M E then?

[@awes0me811]

LMAO YALL ARE TRIPPING, SHE DON’T HAVE BRACES! LOOK IT UP.

[@fredrechid892]

Just some fan girl EXACTLY WHAT IM SAYING

[@headass444]

*this is literally a masterpiece, I cried threw it. It should get a award*

[@DE-py6mr]

This* through* an*

[@n3l20]

I think I am in the wrong side of youtube

[@justwaittheywillallfall9507]

I hope we get the two hand ham twister over here soon

[@afatcat6743]

“so that does mean he has the best head, in a different way” i’m dead.

[@otis8237]

“Previously unknown to north america” LMFAO

[@nck406]

Dialboy yeah lmoa

[@Averrrrrnuee]

I saw this thumbnail and sat there FLABBERGASTED on why the ever living fuck is this on my recommended.