The "Astrology Excuse"

[@ButterflyScarlet]

I understand that for most people astrology is just a fun hobby, but some of them are just like "wow you enjoy **insert thing that 90% of people like** and do **insert thing that most people like doing** gosh you're such a taurus!"

[@yuenmienyu]

or... Scorpio: what's your star sign? Gemini: Gemini! Scorpio: aren't Geminis really selfish? we can't be friends anymore...

[@boring-enby-with-shinies8559]

"OMG! You dont like being set on fire? Such a Sagittarius!"

[@skyblueflower6805]

Ye it’s fine if you take the readings with the grain of salt

[@suburbaneverest9838]

😂😂

[@hudakhan1018]

yea i love food and sleep *OF COURSE YOU DO YOU TAURUS* yea i definitely see how, even if zodiacs are true, the impact of everyone being too into zodiac signs can backfire

[@tapirsareunder-appreciated2272]

My ex-roommate insisted that my adoption papers must have my birthday wrong because I'm too much of a crybaby pushover to be an Aries. This is something she brought up MULTIPLE times and seriously wanted me to delve into.

[@oelekegel]

wtf 😭 i’m sorry that happened to you. i’ve been very into astrology but that’s so controlling and pushy.

[@Someone-or8tp]

bruh what the fuck. that's so fucked up. I sincerely hope she's out of your life now, geez. what a toxic person, you deserve way better, my dude.

[@SagAqua8]

well depends on your moon sign :) not sun sign

[@ariannaporter4207]

@@SagAqua8 also more than just the moon, with tropical astrology more can contribute to a person by their planet placements. the moon is just the inner selfness and thought process of a being

[@CheesecakeIsLifee]

Honestly I’m so sorry that happened to you, your ex roommate is an absolute asshole.. Hope you’re around more positive people now and that you’re okay

[@hellod4036]

It’s okay when astrology is a fun little hobby but don’t use it for space racism.

[@cake25105]

SPACE RACISM

[@isabelrodriguez6054]

Spacism

[@imjustaguycalledsano]

Spacists

[@Jadeddoxy]

Space racism 💀💀💀

[@csalvad8r]

SPACE RACISM??????????

[@m1leficent]

"I can't help that i was programmed to kill" *"It's written in the stars"* I'm sorry but that line cracked me up

[@anothercub6958]

Same. Can't not think of Mona

[@mechakroine94125]

very relatable as a fellow caprisun

[@bonjour570]

@@anothercub6958 why is the genshin fandom literally EVERYWHERE? Yaal can compete with the pjo fandom in that regard tbh

[@anothercub6958]

@@bonjour570 It's a popular game and this is the internet. If a thing is popular, obviously the fanbase is gonna have a diverse set of people with interests that branch off into other communities. No community exists in isolation, and like any other, we make references around the internet hoping to get interaction from other people who share intersts outside of the game on some base level. Idk what else to tell you.

[@rahileshanbi5551]

Me too! Lol

[@DinoDealer]

police officer: why did you kill those kids stereotypical people: it’s not my fault i’m a gemini police officer: understandable, have a nice day

[@PxL8d]

it’s normal for us geminis to kill kids on a daily basis :)

[@DinoDealer]

@@PxL8d for sure, just find your local elementary school

[@galacticlouds155]

@hv fun shut up,for God sake nobody wants your virus you are spamming and linking around

[@gretta7664]

yeah you know, i just can't help that innate uncontrollable desire to kill some schoolchildren. im such a gemini 🙂

[@francofrancis1646]

As a Gemini, idk how to take that sooooo......😆 🤣

[@klee5318]

“Oh you burned down the school again? That’s totally what an asparagus would do!!”

[@hlengiwephiri6450]

😆😆

[@hailey_the_ace_of_hearts4127]

ASPARAGUS

[@galacticlouds155]

asparagus

[@כרמלהרץ-ס4י]

Ah yes, asparagus, My favorite zodiac sign.

[@send_help_to_tas2251]

or an acorn

[@cristinamashayekh7431]

Astrology fans really be judging people based on their birthdays. Imagine if we all started saying anyone born in September is an awful person. No one would tolerate that. And considering that individuals born under the same zodiac can have diverging personalities, even with the added excuse of moon signs, it could never factor in your culture, childhood upbringing, personality, religious beliefs, and choices in life. Truly it only seems to work for those who fit the mold.

[@cryingthrowingup4256]

yeah, i used to date someone who if i mentioned someone (like a friend or family member) she would ask for their astrology signs and then say things like “if you were a gemini then you’d be a disgusting compulsive lying person who i would hate.. lol” BUT SHE WAS COMPLETELY SERIOHS EVERY TIME??? like i don’t … understand

[@thgritic102]

I had someone get so mad at me in a FB group when I commented about how dating someone solely based off their zodiac was limiting and not getting the full scale of a person. She said something along the lines of "wow, you really mocking people who takes zodiac readings seriously? This stuff holds truth you know 😒🙄". Had to get out of that group. The funniest part for me was how she said her sign was good at having multiple partners, yet she is forever single and get into bad relationships, but of course she blame the men's zodiacs and not just her choosing the guys solely based on their zodiacs instead of signs he's a good person or not 🤦🏿‍♀️

[@maya7831]

I hate when people do that to look special or whatever. I have been into astrology for so long now....but i have never judged someone like that. Humans are more diverse than we think and putting them into labels is wrong. Astrology is fun, but being a jerk to others cos of it is so bad.

[@pheonic3665]

Thus its fake and bs

[@ratboy2]

Right! I'm a taurus who kind of fits the stereotypes (stubborn), but I've met people who were very *different* as well.

[@Craze_1209]

You set the school on fire and locked your friends in the basement so they “can’t ever abandon you again”? Oh. My. GOD! You are such a Segregationist 😱😱😱🥰🥰🥰🥰 just Sagebrush things, am I right? 🤩🤩🤩

[@audrizzm]

Um, actually I'm a calorie. Those things are literally ALWAYS associated with contortionists. 🙄

[@ALLURISTIC]

I'm a gentle tie so I stabbed someone and the cops said it was fine because it is my star sign 😍😁

[@semiloreolafare3168]

I'm a Tyrannical tetrachlorethylene so i'm ALWAYS territorial. once i colonized italy 😁😁😁😁🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️

[@Lutherunny]

As a pelican i can relate 😍

[@peachyevren5789]

I'm a tpxic, backszabbing friend (I literally ALWAYS stab my friends in the back, some died lmao I'm kinda quirky) but that's because I'm a Virgin so it's not my fault!!!

[@natsmith303]

My coworker, upon realizing I'm a Gemini, exclaimed, "BUT YOU'RE NOT A PIECE OF SHIT!!! I don't understand!"

[@elwiwi43]

Lol

[@jayanthis947]

The Gemini slander needs to stop 😭😭

[@gameplayezssoiinnychgier300]

Lmao

[@coolboss999]

@@jayanthis947 For real. Not all Gemini's are pieces of shit 😭🤚🏽

[@dsfmdiya7500]

Is that the reason why everyone hates me? Because I’m a gemini?

[@zman8164]

People will compare basic human traits because of astrology and it's kind of weird.

[@coolsomeash]

Exactly and if you cheat based on your sign or you look cute based on you sign, that's stupid af

[@nikakhaiauri3478]

"I like to breathe a lot cause i'm an air sign🥰🥰"

[@suburbaneverest9838]

its just stupid in general, its almost like a cult version of christianity

[@nikakhaiauri3478]

@@suburbaneverest9838 you could say that for any religion or practice, if you're that close minded.

[@suburbaneverest9838]

@@nikakhaiauri3478 yeah you're right😂

[@Icepiq72]

Astrologists: Scorpio = sex Me, an asexual Scorio: Haha funny sky arachnid

[@someguysal4489]

oh hey fellow asexual scorpio :)

[@zthehuman7051]

Oh hi I’m also an asexual scorpio :D

[@lilyofthevalley05]

yes asexual scorpio gang ‼️🖤🤍💜

[@milic5749]

Yay, I found more ace Scorpios! Scorpions are cool, though, huh. As long as they stay in the sky. Or anywhere else far away from me.

[@Icepiq72]

My people :0

[@starilyn]

i don’t really understand astrology that much but whenever i see those videos about mine and my gf’s signs being compatible i get all giggly for some reason it’s so stupid 😭

[@vermilionbug]

aw that's not stupid, that's really sweet

[@huatseng6037]

I think it's because of being validated. Hecc when I see stuff saying Libras and Aries could be good friends, I look at all of my best buds being Aries lol- it's a nice feeling lol

[@senile_otaku8946]

@@huatseng6037 Yeah I'm a Libra that has no "Libra" traits and my best friend is an Aries

[@nolife8209]

here, mine and my bf's sign (both moon and zodiac) shows not much compatible lol we both were like fuck this shit and the personalities described were very different from wat we actually are never believed in astrology and never will me and my bf are hella compatible lol

[@Kriliska]

Me and my husband are supposedly the absolute worst possible match and I legit don't know any couple that's doing as well as we do... after 11 years.

[@bijoux9382]

No one does ad sponsors like Emily. It really is a hidden skill😭

[@arcamaru8116]

😂😂😂 so true

[@sophiajuntunen9057]

I know I love it

[@gameplayezssoiinnychgier300]

I didn't even skip this time lol

[@deron2samuel871]

Brett Cooper has left the chat

[@bad4biz]

“Does he... have a brother?” “He has a sister“ *“I’ll take it.”*

[@lawbnowercuj]

my sister got mad at me when i asked her if she fed the cat breakfast yet and was like "this is why i hate libras" ??? then she started talking about how the people who stole and threatened to kill the cat were also libras so she hates libras?

[@acaterpillargivingbirth]

Wait that's so confusing Does she think caring for the cat = threatening to kill it ?

[@lawbnowercuj]

@@acaterpillargivingbirth idk, i think she is just being defensive

[@yukinamiuka]

I'm a libra too

[@Jane-oz7pp]

Wait but responsibility isn't generally considered a Libra trait. SHE ISN'T EVEN DOING IT RIGHT

[@lorainejustice]

As a scorpio I've been rejected many types just bc im a scorpio. I don't know why everyone thinks I'm sent from hell before even getting to know me.

[@Foolishly_Royalty]

Its so weird how people hate on signs like that. Like dude, im just living, I didn't choose to be born in this month, wtf?

[@lorainejustice]

@@Foolishly_Royalty RIGHT?

[@klitzy]

All my good exes are Scorpio and I just don't understand the hate or astrology in general

[@xeecstasy3183]

@@sarahconnor13 Well it kind of is for me and others Idk about you though

[@xeecstasy3183]

Yeah that’s probably because the planet for this sign is Pluto and Mars but either way it still kind of hurts

[@TheAppleNinja1]

I'm a Cancer. I'm pretty emotional, but I'm certain that's just my depression and not the stars.

[@antisociallyoldschool2806]

Same

[@burrowlife9]

Same

[@fangirl8319]

"i have- the ends of my pink are hair-" yep that's going in my yearbook

[@shinkurasha8061]

On behalf of all the Scorpios... We'd like to thank you for prioritizing our 'needs'. 😤

[@sophiajuntunen9057]

I was going to like but it’s at a perfect 100 rn 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[@injy9226]

you can like it now

[@salanaya8718]

Yeah exactly!!

[@OppoRancisis]

Adam & Eve has really been sponsoring a lot of KZbinrs lately

[@ikerus69]

I wonder why🤔

[@jjonesymasterson]

hell yeah

[@kimifw58]

You can advertise sex toys, but you can't show cleavage on cartoon women. Flawless logic, KZbin.

[@thgritic102]

It's 2015 YT all over again 😆

[@beatrice8821]

Mmmmm

[@Aidan-007]

Omg I have this one friend who’s rlly into astrology and he was talking in our group chat and started asking people for our signs and kept on being like “oh that makes so much sense, ur such a typical Pisces” or “oh, you would think that, you’re a Virgo” and I found it kind of annoying so when he asked me, I lied about my sign. I am a Taurus, but I said I was an Aries and he was like “that’s so you, you do all these things, Aries are like never into signs, blah blah blah”. Then for like a week straight he kept on bringing up how I’m such an Aries, and I was annoyed by it and he knew I was annoyed by it, so I dropped “actually I’m a Taurus”, which he tried to argue with, saying I said I was an Aries. I just outright told him that I lied about being an Aries to mess with him about zodiacs cuz he wouldn’t leave me alone until I told him my sign, to which he replied “ugh, such typical Taurus behavior. Honestly I thought u were a Taurus from the start, I just chose to believe you. Tauruses are such liars anyways and so stubborn and hate being categorized and blah blah blah”. To say I was annoyed wouldn’t begin to cover it. Like I don’t care that he liked zodiacs, he just outright refuses to let people think that they aren’t real. He’ll always argue back with “well it’s because ur a Taurus” and I physically can’t say anything to argue back against it cuz he’ll just say I’m a Taurus again.

[@snooganslestat2030]

How are you still friends? I couldnt.

[@Professor_Brie]

See, the strat would have been to lie to him the second time and pick yet another sign that isn’t your own. Would be harder for him to explain it away if you fooled him twice.

[@plant2188]

But don’t stop there. Just never tell him you’re real sign, or if you do, pretend that you were lying and it wasn’t actually your real sign. Then he will never be able to attribute all of your behaviors to a certain sign, because he doesn’t know what yours is!

[@eliasnarcise7688]

Nobody should ever express discomfort and instead should just lie and embarass their friends! Love that for you.

[@Aidan-007]

@@eliasnarcise7688 I did express my discomfort. He wouldn’t let it go and continuously asked. He also was not embarrassed in the slightest. (Or at the very least, he didn’t seem to be)

[@LPSgirl00]

I'm a virgo and autistic, and there's a LOT of overlap between those traits. My mom didn't realize I was autistic growing up cuz she was just like "Oh, they're a virgo, that's why they're so into routine, and don't like being the center of attention" XDXD (the second one is because of social rejection 😎)

[@BelaCoxinha]

Im also autistic and, damn wtf was your mom thinking?

[@angxlfkinduxtxxx]

honestly same except im an aquarius

[@pendafen7405]

@@angxlfkinduxtxxx me too. they say Aquarians & Uranians are autism coded

[@SuperHGB]

@@angxlfkinduxtxxx run, quickly, before the chainsaws, quick

[@mirrorball_12]

FINALLY!!the hair looks soo cool. And not Emily making everyone's life better and the role plays never get old and the voice mail was gold😂🙌 The zodiac assumption is just so confusing and awkward when the person making the assumption assume the wrong zodiac.

[@hikaru1675]

honestly. i wish i would get 5 bucks every time someone falsely proclaimes me to be a cancer. you could call me jeff bezos in no time.

[@psychott6]

@@hikaru1675 Lemme guess, you’re a thing. BOOM, I DID IT

[@dontknowagoodname9860]

This video threw me back to the good ol days of when I had a classmate who would literally be like "what do I do, I really like him but he's a sagittarius and I'm a virgo, everybody knows those two don't get along!" Oh and she's also look up videos like 'which signs are most likely to get together' and if her and her crush's zodiac signs happened to be in one she took that as a sign. Haha. Sign.

[@itsamandalynn]

Fun fact! I’m a Scorpio and grew up thinking something was wrong with me because I never cared for sex or sexual things. Years later I discovered I’m asexual

[@kaushikassagur769]

i'm a scorpio and i'm not very sexual or anything, even tho i'm bi

[@Foolishly_Royalty]

Hey, same!

[@wistfulina]

Ever looked further into your chart? Just because you’re a Scorpio doesn’t mean you have to enjoy sex unless there are some other very strong factors. Otherwise, you can be a Scorpio and also a Pisces Venus.

[@Valarie_V]

Same , I just thought when I grew up that I would find those things appealing. Turns out that I don't, yay 🎉

[@burrowlife9]

Exactly

[@thgritic102]

Thank you for making this video. Whenever random people, mostly other women, try to get to know me, they ask for my zodiac as if that's the deciding factor of if I'm going to be a good friend or not. I'm a Leo, but apparently leos are supposed to be outgoing, drama queen, attention seeking people, and I'm over here as an introvert, shy, quiet person who don't want to be bothered at all. Humans are humans with so much personality, behaviors, labels, and even trauma to make them the way they are. You can be an outgoing Sag, a quiet Scorpio, a chill Aries, so on and so forth. How about we all just get to know each other without the zodiac stereotypes and excuses in the way, ok?

[@trekkieuniversekid8313]

I’ve never related to a comment more in my life.

[@hailey_the_ace_of_hearts4127]

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[@Ashley-ls9ko]

OMG same dude

[@egyptiangod2023]

Completely agree

[@kiaras7222]

im exactly the same!!

[@meghana.2.11]

im a scorpio and whenever i do a quiz thats like 'which character are you based on your zodiac sign?', i always get the depressed character.

[@galacticlouds155]

Those quizes aren't real

[@Kriliska]

It's a bunch of nonsense with no relation to reality. Don't worry about it.

[@SuperHGB]

try homestuck, instead you get V R I S K A S E R K E T

[@Water_lemon]

As a Scorpio I relate to people randomly telling me omg ew no when I tell them that when I haven't done anything

[@Someone-or8tp]

this seems like a more common issue than I originally thought. Yikes. I'm so sorry for you lot, I've never had to deal with any of this stuff before because of my zodiac sign. That must really suck.

[@Water_lemon]

@@Someone-or8tp it's not really bad don't worry, it's just that they'll ask for my birthday and then go oh so you're a Scorpio?? And have this disgusted look on their face and one person actually stopped talking to me after I told them💀

[@ronjaniemi6122]

A capricorn coworker heard I'm a gemini, just decided to dislike me and told me how two faced I must be. It hurt so I got only one face for her after that

[@reputationbarbie]

The irony of that being such a stereotypical crappy Capricorn thing to do 💀

[@norifromreallife-di7hi120]

LOL

[@fizz_s0da919]

I'm a gemini and I don't really even relate to anything about it. Also when people soley judge others based on their sign, it's really weird to me. Whatever time you were born doesn't determine your personality, at all actually. Sure, you may relate to some traits of your sign but that's because it's so vague that practically anyone can relate to it. I find astrology to be dumb tbh

[@michellevieiracordeiro]

Same

[@michellevieiracordeiro]

@Kai Connell pretty sure most people will agree with them but anyway

[@loewenmakrele]

You are so right. I am a Leo, and by Chance I was in a class with 3 other people who were born in the same week as me. Suprise, we did not have the same personality traits. Also some traits are just weird. Like Leos have great hair: I am sure there are enough bald men born in july/August.

[@michellevieiracordeiro]

@@loewenmakrele lol 😆😂😂

[@faethy]

@Kai Connell I'm a Scorpio my friends a Leo and we said the exact same thing before 🤷🏾‍♀️ astrology is bs

[@erinjackson8119]

The main problem with astrology signs is that they're so vague and true to life that literally anyone can whatever traits they have. My mood does swing a lot so I've experienced everything from all signs

[@mattgonzales774]

are you a pisces? lol jkjk

[@bagofcorn7434]

Being sapphic and not believing in astrology is seen like a crime for some reason..

[@klitzy]

Oh that's so truuuue. I'm sapphic and I hate new age medicine and astrology. Sometimes I feel like I don't fit in for that reason.

[@plant2188]

@@klitzy same. I’m sapphic and when I first was discovering myself I tried to force myself to get into astrology because it was a a stereotypical sapphic thing

[@kenos911]

What’s being sapphic? I believe in astronomy

[@mimi_player0]

@@kenos911 sapphic: girls who are attracted to girls (lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, etc) nonbinary people can be sapphic too if they're comfortable with that label

[@kireinahimawari8654]

thank you for discussing this like I'm tired of people doing that🙄

[@coolsomeash]

Same

[@shou8853]

One of my childhood friends once assumed my zodiac sign as a Scorpio just because I have ridiculously uncontrollable anger, even as a kid. But I'm a Cancer tho. I don't believe that what you think and do is based on your "zodiac" sign. Thanks for another wonderful video, Emily. I enjoyed it very much!!!~

[@Jasnah.Kholin]

"if I were you I'd be crying on the floor" joke's on you that's already my LIFE hahaha

[@Potat941]

Haha TAT

[@starzies]

as a scorpio who has been told i dont act like a scorpio all my life, and am also on the aroace spectrum, thank you

[@unwingedwren9907]

I think astrology can be fun if you don't take it seriously but I've literally had people try to justify sexual harassment and things like that to me with 'oh, you're a scorpio they're drawn to your sensual aura' like no I don't have a fucking aura. I am very asexual and would love to be left alone and these people are goddamn creeps...

[@sairuhbby]

Anyone who wants to take astrology seriously should read their chart(s) as inventory not itinerary. As in "Here are your resources to build whatever you want. You might have coal. You can make diamond with it, but whether or not it becomes diamond or stays coal is on you."

[@Cat_tiee]

Woahhh that cleared out a lot of misconceptions from my brain.

[@hydrochloricacid6731]

Anyone who wants to take astrology seriously should stop.

[@negligible_reality]

@@hydrochloricacid6731 facts lmao

[@Thelasteggbender]

I think it’s all generalization so you will relate to some of the traits to your sign regardless. Maybe there’s more to it. I’m a Scorpio too. Great video!

[@Lavender_isaweeb]

One time when i was legit having a mental breakdown because i thought i had breast cancer, a girl just like stood up and said "My dad told me that my Zodiac sign is a cancer!" And she said it very excitedly too, i was just in to much shock to say anything but my friends ABSOULUTELY grilled her.

[@mangosteenserpent]

Whenever I mention that I'm a taurus and that I don't believe in astrology or that I don't think we should judge people by their signs they ALWAYS say "yeah that's something a taurus would say"

[@aebullock]

those astrology posts rlly be like "signs that like watching tv: aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, virgo, libra, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius, pisces"

[@kingofpenguins4157]

As a Pisces, every time I cry there will always be that one person, “you’re such a Pisces” And it always makes me feel like my feelings are invalidated, I have been going through a rough patch recently, so I am more emotional than usual. And I have told these people why I am so emotional all of a sudden, and they still go “oh wow, such a Pisces” I am so goddang tired of it.

[@norifromreallife-di7hi120]

Honestly, as a avid Pisces disliker, I respect that 😂 (Aquarius btw)

[@illbehonestidontreallyunde547]

@@norifromreallife-di7hi120 youre truly disgusting if you think its okay to invalidate someones emotions because "teehee im a aquarius and our signs dont match!"

[@nakamotorskrskrvroom8038]

The relationship thing tho i always see girls go "Lmao i should've know, idk why i even considered giving him a chance when he's a capricorn" "Omg girl he's a Taurus? Break up." And im like...whats that supposed to mean

[@Alexandraadftxr7052]

I saw a twee that was littrely this "Of course I cheeted on him. He is a gemini.". Yeah I think zodiac signs are not a redflag, it's taking this seriously a redflag.

[@norifromreallife-di7hi120]

Well, they have different personalities, that’s why

[@xmhcix5310]

i love watching emily argue with herself LMFAO

[@danushka2617]

Idk why but the fact that both Virgo men said it was their brother Klyde cracked me up way too much

[@PeaceDreams0]

Emily never talk to the cops without your lawyer.

[@sethumemani9606]

I finished school a while back, but I still remember some girls in high school would say my personality doesn't match my star sign🙄. BTW I really enjoyed the video Emily💕.

[@ratboy2]

I like looking at Zodiac stuff just for fun sometimes. I'll read about different signs and figure out which ones my friends and family are. I don't judge people based on their zodiac and don't know a lot about it. I'm a Taurus, btw :)

[@hailey_the_ace_of_hearts4127]

As a Scorpio I’ve never had a crush before, hate the stereotype

[@Someone-or8tp]

Not assuming anything, but perhaps you should take a look at the aromantic spectrum? If you've never had a crush before, you might struggle with feeling attraction. Again, I'm not saying you ARE aromantic. There's any number of factors that could be in your life, from trauma to living situation, ect. But I just read your comment and was reminded of what some aromantic people have said to me before. If it's something you've never considered, it might help to look at that stuff to maybe help you along. You might be demiromantic, you could be fully aro, or you might not be aro at all! But if you're struggling with your sexuality or identity because of it, it might help a little! :)

[@hailey_the_ace_of_hearts4127]

@@Someone-or8tp aww this comment is so nice! I’ve vaguely considered that I might be aromantic or asexual but I never really looked into it even though I’ve wanted to. Maybe I’ll take the time today to do that, thanks!

[@Someone-or8tp]

@@hailey_the_ace_of_hearts4127 You don't have to, but if it does help even a little then I'm glad for you! If not, that's fine too. I'm sure no matter what, things will turn out okay in the end ^^

[@rvfiasco]

Hilarious!! As an armchair astrologer I have to say that this is dead on because the chart itself is way more telling of the complexity of character then just one's sun sign could. It's also not meant to be used as an excuse for behavior. Lol. People are people ultimately. Great video!

[@skrahnha]

I remember someone once asking my sign and then dead serious saying "I'm surprised we get along so well what with being fire and water signs". That actually was the beginning of the end. I'm going to say it was more the racism and homophobia that I learned about shortly after than the star signs that did it though.

[@JubeiKibagamiFez]

I really don't like how astrology rules some peoples lives. It's nice to read sometimes, but some people just live by their sign. That drives me crazy.

[@darsana__2900]

Emily : i am a Capricorn ..there is a lot of serial killers... I was programmed to kill. Me (a Capricorn) :🌝🌚🌝

[@alanerrrrofavalor]

Whaaattttttt neverrrrrrrrrr :3

[@giovanac4820]

One could say it's like the serial killer gene

[@annammathattarath107]

aren't pisces or cancers most likely to be serial killers tho? Idk tho

[@kenjako]

Where did you hide the body Darsana?? Or should I say BODIES Ps: beautiful name tho

[@darsana__2900]

@@kenjako i...i...umm i didn't..how did you..um Anyways thank you

[@solo8734]

As a fellow Scorpio I approve of this message.

[@SoaringLettuce]

I was waiting for the Capricorn to tell the interrogator "that's not me, that's your voice!" And the interrogator getting all confused.

[@milic5749]

My mom used to believe in astrology, and you sounded just like her talking to me during the Scorpio part. I can admit I have some Scorpio traits by coincidence, but the sex stuff is way off... I'm asexual.

[@Mary_perez06]

Yes, everyone tells me I don't look like an scorpio, the thing is....I don't even know how scorpios look like lol

[@firechicken14]

They have tails that sting and are indestructible if that helps :)

[@cuntytaemin]

@@firechicken14 yes that was very helpful.

[@Coolcottonwood08]

That was hands down, the BEST scorpio transition to sexy ads I've ever seen for..... you know.......your needs. 😅👍

[@blacktarzy4472]

If I meet some very very astrology obsessed person I like to lie about my birthday and eventually when they say "omg you REALLY are SUCH a Leo!" Then I finally yet to say "Omg really? That's weird because I'm actually Scorpio". And if they claim that's such a Scorpio thing to lie about then I show them some ID or something that shows them I'm actually a Pisces.

[@nyx.8254]

I know a group of people who swear up and down capicorns and taruses are the worst and terrible people. Now one of them is dating a taurus

[@madsgrams2069]

Yes, I've noticed this BS on dating apps as well. Just the other day I found a profile on Tinder that had in the description "I hate lying and the sign Pisces". And I was like..."WHAT??? Instant swipe-left" Ano no, before anyone comments that it's a "sour grapes" kind of situation, I'm not Pisces, nor did I think this woman was God's gift to men and she was from a different city than mine, so I wouldn't have swiped right anyway. But I just found it so incredibly stupid, that it hurt my brain. P.S. The Virgo sketch hit a little close to home, cause I'm a Virgo man :))

[@gamezr4losers]

Emily's attention spand is me during class 😌😂 Edit: guys its a joke :T I-

[@meawkitty1305]

Love the pfp

[@kalebutevil]

girl pay a little more attention

[@taylermuilenburg5029]

What are your grades like in school?

[@srch-10]

For me astrology is like I see that myself or my friend has a trait/likes something that supposedly matches up with our star signs super accurately and we're all like "!!!!" and that's it :)

[@sckaze777]

"I'm not God, I don't know what's real and not real". I wish more people think like her. Nowadays too many "freedom fighters" try to attack other people for "sabotaging their freedom to believe" while also doing the same thing simultaneously.

[@dopaminedi]

what are freedom fighters?

[@grief860]

@@dopaminedi jet

[@noodlesandwich2945]

@@grief860 fire nation bad

[@meh9677]

This video has some of my favourite skits ever

[@catvalentine4317]

To me, people who are picky with wich signs they'd date is a very good thing - I know for sure I do not want to date them 😂

[@urfavcatgirl8798]

FINALLY A VIDEO ABOUT THIS

[@Vindominus]

That man was begging to get stabbed. Also, she can't be guilty anyway, she's a Capri Sun.

[@luishp3]

Your transitions into ad reads are probably the smoothest I've ever seen. I never see them coming, and I love it. 😂😂😂

[@MarcT1995]

A new video in just a week!? We stan a consistent queen 👸

[@Ilikeflowers22]

I love Scorpios, you guys are so cool haha I'm an Aquarius. It ain't bad. My rising is a scorpio, so yeah. I like it

[@norifromreallife-di7hi120]

FINALLY SOME REP

[@people1425musya]

my mom thinks i have to be and behave like her just because we're the same zodiac sign, lol. it's kinda awkward when parents tell me that i behave sometimes like **my zodiac sign** and sometimes no. like damn how much did people brainwashed you in 90s and 00s?

[@MikoIsMe1]

Bro my friend said “i will not be friends with (start sign that i forgot), besides (every person with that star sign that she’s friends with)” like what💀 I literally dont say my month of birth to ppl anymore just cuz of the star sign sereotypes💀

[@ratigogshelidze86]

aaaaaaAAAAAAA FINALLY THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY I WAS LOOKING FOR

[@etcdaglish237]

Emily's segues into ads are too smooth and entertaining I always watch them

[@apalebluescribble7128]

I once had an extreamly toxic "Friend" / "Room Mate" who abused me emotionally for Months and then just blamed it on him being Gemini and me being Capricorn and apparently that clashes so it wasn't him stealing my Money and never even paying for Food while he stayed at my Place for free or him coming home with Blood from a stabing during a failed drug deal on his Stuff or anything, no, it was our Signs clashing...

[@sisco47]

Adam and eve sponsor... oh man, this is leading up to the conclusion of your dating simulator in a spicy way.

[@okayishperson4671]

Being a cancer I use astrology to justify my 'crying' all the time and it really does seem to help

[@iheartmyhoody]

I love your pfp lmao. Blank Space sumprecy

[@klitzy]

Personally I'm a July cancer so I use that as an excuse for being insane

[@mattgonzales774]

as a pisces i do the same exact thing lmao

[@josiehenry9]

The transition to the ad was so smooth i didnt want to skip it

[@FireBrineYT]

I'm so glad I found Emily get stylr of content is so unique

[@elizabethkitching7769]

past me: struggling with depression and can't leave the house astrology people: omg u are such a taurus

[@antonm5267]

omg !!! you def give me scorpio vibes. i’m a gemini we’re the most hated we gotta stick together

[@norifromreallife-di7hi120]

Idk why y’all are sweethearts

[@DanLohan]

i’m an aquarius, and i definitely resonate with my sign; but i love it when people guess my sign when i first meet them. so far i’ve been guessed to be: aries, gemini, scorpio, sagittarius, and pisces!

[@norifromreallife-di7hi120]

Oh got you’ve been guessed your own enemy signs that proves your doing smth wrong

[@imaneisleeping]

I'm obsessed with your hair

[@keghan4824]

“A lot of serial killers are capricorns” For personal reasons I think it may be best to isolate myself from society.

[@MB-ic3ou]

a lot of people use it as an excuse to be dismissive of other people. I once heard someone say that if their sign doesn't align with someone else's they wont talk to them anymore. I was like no ur just rude and looking for an excuse to be rude lmao

[@xxmaximusxxxx2555]

the last situation cracked me up so much, that’s why i love Emily

[@arcie3716]

I remember there was this cashier that tried to guess my zodiac sign based off the fact that I am indecisive and it took her 6 tries before she got it right (I'm a Gemini)

[@ravenwolfkittyface1802]

That’s literally the success rate you’d expect based on random guessing. Lol.

[@joefly6483]

"I have SAD because I am a Pisces who can read minds." "I know you are pushing an agenda. And don't tell me otherwise. I am a Scorpio and know better." "It's not my fault I lied to you. I am a Gemini." And it goes on ...

[@TheUsualGenious]

On that note… 🙂 Happy Libra season!! ♎️

[@livjones2917]

I used to hate being a Leo because few of the qualities generally pushed onto Leos applied to me. Now I'm like BIG CAT!!! ❤

[@Ilikeflowers22]

I am literally obsessed with you 😍

[@FollowerofDuck]

i love how her sponsorships fit so seamlessly into the vid

[@roninizri2548]

I believe in astrology and will never judge someone becouse of their sign!!!!!!!!

[@karlkarl7162]

Your videos remember me of the 2010s just because of the lighting and camera

[@FunAnimator]

I am a leo and sadly I fit with most traits associated to it so when someone believes in those things and I tell them my sign they use me as an argument to why astrology is a thing and shit. It is really stupid, just let people be who they want to be.

[@ghosttt9178]

"a justification of you commiting this murder is that, you're a...caprisun." "A CAPRICORN!!" that was so funny for no reason wtf...

[@greenleafgreyeye]

What makes a person's personality is our mind , our choices and life in general,the good in life ,the bad in life and how our brain reacts to it ...so ofc. Its not astrology like 🤡🤦

[@squids3820]

i dont know a single person who uses their zodiac sign as an excuse for their actions. i think that is just something people made up. zodiac signs are supposed to be read as a full birthchart as a way for somebody to understand themselves. it is about interpretation.