MSSP - Levels Of Black Culture

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[@NotoriousPeepop]

I'm kinda tempted to make Shane Biggie my profile pic

[@MrGman789]

Yes.

[@lucassepulveda3158]

Doit

[@garbageconnoisseur4185]

do it or I will

[@TheMiist]

It's money

[@Meekmillan]

The *PeePop Notification High Council* has agreed. The change is permitted and endorsed.

[@davidwong6575]

For matt to say there is 3 levels of black and 5 levels of white totally arbitrarily is a hilarious accident

[@veryuwu6484]

Literally the worst 2 numbers you could choose in that situation lmao

[@itsv1p3r]

The ole 3/5 compromise razzle dazzle revival

[@braydoncurry1710]

i’m glad someone else caught that

[@artseosamhogriobhta]

trust the asian to factor this out

[@arniexanchez]

Holy shit that's great. Surprised Shane didn't catch that

[@Truffle_Pup]

6:11 "I went to my girlfriends hairdressers friends party..." 🤣🤣🤣 Shane just lets that go like a real dawg.

[@bencas9288]

Yeah for blacks they’ll build a 10 year plus relationship with their barber

[@jjayp1]

3:22 "Holding up traffic to talk to your friend for 5 minutes" getting bumped to Level 4 to make room for black Israelites at Level 5 😂😭

[@autoCHADsoftware]

Tombstone-ing your kids at Wal-Mart, being lvl. 5 black is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard 2:39

[@ProdByGuero]

I was trying to sleep to this then that part hit me like a ton of bricks

[@SmokeytheBear66]

I'm pretty high atm. I dont get this one

[@seanmatthewking]

@@SmokeytheBear66 Tombstoning is a Pro Wrestling move. He's talking about hitting kids in public.

[@ericl3931]

Love the avi. And ur comment made me lol Have you see the version with the merchant as the brain and the sheeeeeeiitt guy as body he’s controlling?

[@ottotheorange14]

Like, the movie Tombstone? With Kurt Russel? And Val Kilmer? And Billy Bob Thornton?

[@blackhammer9695]

Being black I love seeing Matt and Shane’s take on the black community from their perspective they are some hilarious guys.

[@TheGlobalForce]

It's absolutely hilarious! 🤣

[@stressedfordays]

Good try Shane

[@SARMS_KAT]

My life was falling apart before I listened to this video, and now I'm the head of multi level marketing about the levels of blackness.

[@CharlesMarks-nf8sg]

“He laid with a black lady, in a convenience store, behind bulletproof glass. He slept in a bodega for 3 days. Like a Puerto Rican’s cat.”

[@stevepolychronopoulis]

Shane just immediately pulling out "E.I. by Nelly" was pretty fucking funny.

[@ruebenllongoria836]

It’s “whoomp, there it is” though

[@glkeele]

I was leg pressing as shane was talking about the dude wearing a scream costume under his football gear and when he said he flapped his arms like wings and said he was a ghost I almost failed to lift the weight back up and nearly died

[@jordancave3089]

How tf did you make it pass the E.I. by Nelly part???😂😂

[@Khan.WrathOf]

The true most dangerous game is lifting to funny shit.

[@ragnarlothbrok938]

​@@Khan.WrathOfI was bench pressing while listening to Cum town once... Last time I did thst. 😂 almost died

[@raiderleader4220]

all of you fat

[@tonyreyes3780]

I almost fell into a ravine because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t see where I was walking

[@chriswizo9891]

Ngl…Shane looks clean af in that Coogi sweater 😂

[@HussOnTheBeat]

Validated

[@Meekmillan]

This version of Matt looks like he’d wear a lot of Carolina blue, rock a thin gold rope chain and drive a busted up impala. Glorious

[@keircampbell9374]

And like he’s picking his gf up from high school like “do you have a cigarette babe”

[@jlshel42]

Hey, I know that guy

[@SoBayK80]

💯

[@atomicalien4]

@@keircampbell9374 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dimitrijekrstic7567]

@@keircampbell9374 lmao

[@PattyOflan88]

"I got attacked by a black red neck guy, first time I've ever seen it" "A black red neck guy? That's sick"

[@certifiedyaminspector-dadd6224]

Bruh claimed he got "attached" then went on to explain how he chased their truck in a fit of road rage 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂

[@kendavies9760]

Matt is seriously the funniest guy on podcasts... i listen to a lot and no one hits me like Matt. He was so good in Season 2 of Gilly and Keeves.

[@BlyGuy]

Where is season 2 of G&K?

[@T_D_B_]

"No one's ever gotten this far before!" 😂

[@evangrasseschi1610]

Shane going “ i turned the tupac movie off “ to “ i watched no country for old men, great fucking movie “ in five seconds automatically puts him at level 5 😂

[@Fatblue246]

Gaddafi did actually see himself as a champion of Africa. He was a huge proponent for a more integrated African Union and a single gold based currency for all of Africa etc. There were many reasons why the powers at be in the west would want him out of the picture, hun trying to arm radicals in the US really is a footnote in the mf list.

[@iunnox666]

"We came, we saw, he died. Huhahahahahaha!" -Hildog

[@Tounguepunchfartbox]

Bro was a fuggin nut job dude. He was just a narcissist who thought he was the man of the people, but the people just beat him to death brutally.

[@overweightactor]

I googled the bank robbery Shane was talking about, and apparently it was Tupac's step-dad, who was released from prison 3 days ago.

[@joshferrell898]

If you crush a warhead and then go to sleep you a different breed 😂

[@ericl3931]

Matt’s mortal combat, street fighters, and wrestling references are unmatched

[@spadespades839]

"5 is tombstoning their kids at wallmart" 😂😂😂 bruhhhhh

[@rodleypumpkins4174]

I’m getting a tattoo done and the part where Shane asked if the black anthem was Nelly I jumped laughing and fucked up my tattoo lol.

[@riley4217]

I was getting tattooed last week, and was laughing so hard listening to MSSP I had to shut it off. My artist was all "Hey, can you please stop moving."

[@SoBayK80]

Next time try "completing the circuit" by touching thumb to middle finger, drastically reduces tension and works for dental work, etc.

[@rodleypumpkins4174]

@@SoBayK80 I’ll give it a shot. I got several appointments over the next 2 months.

[@Chrisdreamz-ji2sh]

​@@SoBayK80 nice tip, thanks,man

[@Hellaframes]

shane kills me with the black Israelites 😂 you just have to know em

[@voiceofreason2674]

My dad redecorated the front of the house and set up as the focal point 3 diagonally descending pictures of my little brothers football pics and it looks like an evolution from squirtle to warturtle to blastoise

[@nak3dxsnake]

At least one of his sons is straight

[@keenanlarsen1639]

Level 2 White: You can go on a construction site 😂😂😂

[@GR-od1tp]

So Mexican?

[@joemoma5723]

Shane saying the black national anthem is ei by Nelly has me in tears

[@kchannel9464]

The funniest shit ever 😂😂😂

[@mikekeller3908]

"American political activist... how about murderer?"😂😂

[@ts4gv]

matt and shane, the culture writers

[@frankpaul2869]

When I was locked up in 06 I use to watch hood fuckin black dudes watch Smallville the super man show that shit was amazing. I figured the only thing that could top it was watch them watch a magic show.

[@brians7901]

When i was locked up, all the hood black guys watched Charmed every single day. It started because the chicks were hot, but they got way into it

[@oopsydaizi3s824]

Bro who didn’t watch smallville in 2006?

[@ancientfuture9690]

"They look like horses that just got born" 😂😂😂 So true. Not an OUNCE of athleticism or simple body awareness. Just an overthinking and anxious brain with a body for a vehicle...and a shit vehicle at that.

[@Tranzlucent]

I just got back home from a hard blackout+mental breakdown and this notification popped up. Couldn’t have had better timing you’re awesome✌️

[@Khathaar]

That was me a few weeks ago. You'll be alreet lad.

[@billybeans2253]

I love you

[@magikbullet5570]

Take less narcotics, perhaps.

[@iverson51492]

Hang in there bruv! talk therapy literally saved my life, I know not everybody is the same but I kept blacking out along with the mental breakdown/ panic attack hangover. I ain’t no doc bruv!

[@iverson51492]

@@Khathaar he won’t be alright tho 💯

[@nherringh211]

Love how Shane thinks Logic is a big part of youth culture

[@chocktaebolanca757]

I mean that 1-800 song was huge in like 2017

[@fallout3freak360]

He was at the time. This ep is 2017 or 2018

[@user-ob7tw1mt8g]

I remember I was gonna kill myself but then logic made suicide corny af with that song so I didn’t

[@hung8969]

Level 1 black is anime fan with black eyeliner. Level 5 black is using your tax return to buy food stamps then trade those stamps for drugs. Instead of just using the money.

[@mactallica9293]

Got a level 5 white that has done that same move

[@HussOnTheBeat]

Its called arbitrage. Find a drug addict selling $200 worth of food stamps for $100 cash and you've just curb stomped inflation. Re-invest that into the drug of choice of your food stamp plug and now you can trade with that instead USD and now you have increased the trade surplus even further in your favor. No different than buying bitcoin, cashing out, trading that cash for gold or some other stable commodity and cashing out again.

[@Element0145]

“Chill with the white power “ Lmao

[@rileygally2967]

The convenience store story is god-tier Shaman lore

[@roberttammaro7305]

“Is it e i by Nelly?” Lmao

[@duncanidaho5834]

is it "e.i." by nelly? i cant im fucking dying

[@vcalv9354]

I hope Matt's wife actually told him they sang the black national anthem in school 🤣

[@Fabian080690]

Black icon Shane Gillis

[@papajjj]

peepop always coming in clutch

[@is64611]

Malcolm x died in 1965 and Gaddafi took power in Libya in 1969. Jesus Christ Matt

[@carrickcullen3567]

Matt is so god damn funny oh my god 3 levels

[@EL-mn1pf]

Nelly - E.I. is the black national anthem now.

[@hotlava8490]

Fast forward a year and the black national anthem is being played at the Super Bowl

[@zacharychristy8928]

"Sorry, I watch a lot of porn" - man who has totally quit porn

[@Therileyrileyriley]

Saying the white to black level ration is 3/5 is wild

[@guaposahn]

The universal circus and black church comparison was gold

[@JRose342]

It’s so funny to me that people are ashamed of growing up with a successful parents

[@pokechops]

"Is it E.I by nelly?"

[@brodieadams7926]

20:37 "I am a ghost" LOL 😂😂😂

[@breckenridgelong7692]

Angela Davis went on that Finding your Roots show and it turns out shes descended from someone who came here on the Mayflower. It's pretty hilarious.

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

Oh, damn?! That was her?!!!

[@jordancave3089]

Bro said “is it E.I. by Nelly?” 😂😂😂 my god dude…that was amazing😂😂

[@mogulmayhem]

Ken is the only black guy in my office and he drives a Subaru.

[@connorsaucedo3063]

The ultimate dawg, peepop

[@BigFarts0]

The Notorious SG… respect ✊

[@BoxingThings]

Shane is the gateway drug to Matt

[@yoggz]

girlfriends hairdressers friend

[@insidiousmaximus]

"they look like horses that just been born" killed me

[@user-ck9wz9hf2j]

That “omg” was so funny

[@BboyCorrosive]

Praise be my dawgs

[@thomasthomas3750]

He slept in a bodega for three days like a Puerto Rican's cat

[@BurkeTrue2]

13:22 E.I. by Nelly. I'm fuckin dead 😂😂😂

[@GRAGGLE]

Hell nah I would never shoot a truck and I carry every day💀😂

[@NoFrontinRadio]

The Wild Wild West

[@Sean-rn9kw]

Key and Peele being considered funny was the fall of black coolness.

[@Garf2O]

Id blame Weird Al for putting them on in the white n nerdy music video, without that and the i called her a biiiitch/A-A ron sketches they would have been working some office job by now lmao.

[@atomicalien4]

@@Garf2O no.

[@tommybellardine]

@@Garf2O I mean honestly Peeles movies are really well made and entertaining, a little overrated but definitely entertaining

[@terrymortal5517]

​@@tommybellardineall his movies are just "oh no white man bad and scary" it's not even good

[@tommybellardine]

@@terrymortal5517 clearly havent seen nope

[@darkmatter69420]

LMAO I CALLED IT! I KNEW THEY WERE GONNA SAY CONDOLLEEZA RICE

[@jacobmoyer2991]

🎵 I miss my cousin 🎵

[@lifeisoverated81]

Omfg @13:25 ! Matt says to Shane, "did you know that there's a black national anthem?" And then when Shane says, "what?.... Is it E.I. by Nelly? I had literal tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. GD 😂

[@kxnny2]

Shane is mad insightful, he's able to explain black artists making music that deviates from what's generally seen as the norm for "black music" because they're starting to realize that they can just be themselves whilst making his explanation absolutely fuckin hilarious, this a dope podcast.

[@berto2125]

3/5 ths compromise holy howd shane not catch this 😂😂😂

[@jtb0962]

Nothing hits like the Old Testament

[@jlshel42]

Level of blackness should be a number corresponding to how late they show up on average

[@evandunford5755]

Invited my neighbor to a Sunday BBQ, 2 days before on Friday, he didn't show up, until the following Sunday knocking on my door with food asking when it starts. He showed up a week late 🤣

[@Garf2O]

Level of blackness usually goes hand and hand with what car they drive, if they got a beat to shit 90s/2000s chrysler or GM product theyre high level black easily

[@oopsydaizi3s824]

@@Garf2Odamn , I’m like a level 5 lol. Also sick profile pic , love the Foundation video.

[@jlshel42]

@@Garf2Owith or without the rims worth more than the car?

[@audreyxatomic]

2:34 lol when he said Stacey Dash I had been so sure he was going to be talking about Condoleesa Rice… so glad that’s what Shane said XP

[@giverrr420]

One thumbnail to rule them all

[@LuisCarruthers]

Who's the guy in the cowboy hat?

[@chartheredcometaznable2345]

Idk that One thumbnail with the Charizard and Blue eye white dragon is pretty GOAT tier

[@Krusttyy]

The math checks out

[@CharlieTheTexan]

"Is it E.I. by Nelly?" 💀 💀

[@SaintNickTheSauceGod]

Matt randomly throwin out “White Power” mid sentence just made shit real awkward for me at break on lunch with the dawgs 😂😂😂

[@godspeedforevertv]

I went to Scotland and we were a smaller school but all heart Lol😂. We kicked the shit out of a lot of schools and was state champs in basketball mostly and track and field (check the records) 95 percent of us were from Philly and negros of course and the total school attendance from year to year was never more then 300-350 students TOTAL. The area loved when our school shut down I’m sure😅 Shane you the man sir!

[@LUDWIG215.]

Shout out northeast Philly 🙌🏻🙌🏻 215 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@daynetimmins155]

Black Israelite’s are a 5 🤣 🤣 😂 😂 hilarious!!!

[@ragnarlothbrok938]

Out of all this video, matt sayin "check your privellage dude" about having fleas , cracked my shit up the most 😂😂

[@John_Notmylastname]

I would pay money for the boys to watch Louis Theroux’s documentary on the black Israelites. Their costumes are absolutely silly in every way. The boys would have content for days to talk about. It’s so funny.

[@whitekony1006]

Shakespeare and p much every other historical figure from Europe being black was my favorite part.

[@HussOnTheBeat]

Yeah, no way someone who looks like Logic or Ice Spice, for example, could be mistaken for or try to pass as a white person​ in an era where it suddenly was not ok to be African or of African decent. @whitekony1006

[@Chillpeps]

How is this simultaneously the most racist and least racist thing I’ve ever heard

[@fuckboiactual1976]

It's troof

[@dionwilson9775]

definitely racist, but he likes black pussy so he thinks that’s his pass. like the slave master didn’t have the same fetish as them. clown show

[@mcs131313]

It’s racist like south parks racist. You can tell they’re just stream of consciousness, and go into every sentence equally ready to throw some huge stereotypes out, or to absolutely rip on themeselves

[@jhaylenlozada7386]

Love hearing white ppl talk about black ppl ngl😂

[@atomicalien4]

It's cathartic

[@dionwilson9775]

why? that’s weird..

[@yeahyeahwowman8099]

​@@dionwilson9775black people bitch about white people all the time.

[@oopsydaizi3s824]

@@dionwilson9775 is it weird when it’s the other way round?

[@musicman123ization]

Sleeping in a bodega is fucking wild 😂

[@keith8758]

Hallelujah! Thanks be to peepop.

[@Deadman1000]

I don't know why but Matt going to church for his girlfriend is the funniest thing I've ever heard 😂

[@SympatheticDrifter]

The part about level 1 white people running lmao

[@matthewt3369]

Omg…. “You know there is a black national anthem?… is it EI by Nelly?” ….😂😂😂😂

[@jonvia]

The more I learn about Matt, the more I realize he's more black than Obama.

[@BurnedJello]

Whoa, Matt, are you trying to say they're only 3/5s levels..?

[@GRAGGLE]

I just watched the new Jonah hill movie “you people” and this is basically the same thing

[@scottfellows9640]

Matt says he's 2/3 black 66% and Shane says 3/5 black 60% pretty much agree 😊

[@J_Games_1996]

9:40 "F*ckin' Dej Loaf like a stud."

[@waynewalters426]

I've rewatched that part like 5 times, where do they say anything about Dej Loaf?

[@jaimejaime2930]

Our constitutional brothers with some solid 3/5th’s gabbing.

[@Jamesboi420]

I’m definitely a black level 2

[@brians7901]

White level 4 over here homie

[@LorwelDonquist]

Tom Hanks from Big lmaooo

[@codygreene9067]

No Country For Old Men is fucking fantastic. It’s in my top ten too, probably my number one honestly.

[@sa.8208]

2:45 dead lool

[@madchuck]

This is so funny.

[@danvankouwenberg7234]

"Level 2?!!!"