Black conservative here and I must Say I love Matt (I'm white)
@5liter Жыл бұрын
But your name is Carlos Perez, the plot thickens even further
@CarlosPerez-kc4rc Жыл бұрын
@@5liter (I'm a white latinx)
@t.rellis834 Жыл бұрын
@@5liter Secret is he is dominican (Spanish and Black)
@zerocool5395 Жыл бұрын
@@t.rellis834 "I no black papi, I Dominican. No black"
@Swish13x20 Жыл бұрын
@zerocool5395 my guy with the Mero reference 😂😂😂😂
@CharlieGeorge_ Жыл бұрын
Black Shane would catch diabetes immediately
@BigFarts0 Жыл бұрын
But he still lives past 100 yrs old
@cafenightster4548 Жыл бұрын
He probably has sickle cell enemia too
@t.rellis834 Жыл бұрын
Black Matt would have not walked out of that massage
@bruhdon4748 Жыл бұрын
Has rickets too but lives to 105
@jlshel42 Жыл бұрын
Black Shane would have been kept on SNL and given 3 movies
@joaoperliteiro Жыл бұрын
Matt is an honorary member of the black community
@vhscopyofseinfeld Жыл бұрын
Respect
@thomasporter1015 Жыл бұрын
He married in, the honor is his, I’m sure
@swphittman215 Жыл бұрын
I concur
@StoicDivinity Жыл бұрын
He has black children. Matt is black
@jbiswasted Жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for Matt's true origin story of his chocolate labs fetish
@Danno_87 Жыл бұрын
Shane dont drink soda but will drink 30 beers a day 😂😂😂 these guys are the best
@bracero27 Жыл бұрын
Technically that’s healthier! 😂
@imemberberry Жыл бұрын
No sugar. More vitamins. Automatic.
@FreddieJ65 Жыл бұрын
Yeah. 30 mountain dew a day and you're in a coma in 6 months
@eno6712 Жыл бұрын
@@imemberberryalcohol is a form of sugar, although less " available " to the body but at high or longterm concentrations its a problem.
@fraserehl5894 Жыл бұрын
@@eno6712alcohol is definitely not a form of sugar
@ENASHAH33 Жыл бұрын
I spoke to two separate Black folks on two separate occasions about why they walk across the street like that. They both said that if they get hit by a car, they get a check out of it.
@grantmorgan74745 ай бұрын
Of course
@kman98843 ай бұрын
Wait until they realize insurance isn’t going to pay for someone jaywalking
@aleks_jones2 ай бұрын
and if they cause an accident they get a show out of it! a win win!... pathetic... literally the definition of "it's everyone else's problem"... they drive the same exact way.
@chuckdaddy214Ай бұрын
You’ve never talked to black person in your life stop it
@RKO36 Жыл бұрын
This is a profound conversation. It belongs in the Library of Congress and Smithsonian.
@sabujaki Жыл бұрын
We gotta send it to space
@jbb8261 Жыл бұрын
I’m black and I can 100% confirm everything in this video except I do not wear socks around water lmao
@Manhandle730 Жыл бұрын
I have never seen that and I’m mystified by it. Just, why? Why not get some slides or flip flops?
@jbb8261 Жыл бұрын
@@Manhandle730 lol I never understood it either.
@meruem6935 Жыл бұрын
As a halfrican man from the Florida coast I can confirm that black guys not only wear socks around water but high top 1s and jeans to the beach 🤣
@jbb8261 Жыл бұрын
@@meruem6935 literally this. Sagging pants and chains 🤢
@BallBatteryReligion Жыл бұрын
Wet socks is one of the worst feelings so idk how they do it. But, in my experience black people just aren't that into water in general lol. Us honks are all about it for whatever reason though.
@jacobkwolek5464 Жыл бұрын
Canned baja blast hits you in the fillings in a way that other sodas just can't compete with
@billelliott3507 Жыл бұрын
Drugs don’t compete
@elonfux2492 Жыл бұрын
Nah gotta be outta the Taco Bell fountain! Nothing better. Like McDonald’s coke/sprite
@Former_Employee11 ай бұрын
@@elonfux2492you're just saying that because that's what you do....
@sheepherder9114 ай бұрын
Sprite Remix destroys all challengers…
@rileygally2967 Жыл бұрын
Matt is the archetype Mountain Dew enjoyer I know he’s lying
@dylangorman6405 Жыл бұрын
He seems pretty health conscious
@benmarsden2581 Жыл бұрын
Lol he definitely looks like he enjoys the dew
@WHDRWN Жыл бұрын
Mountain Dew will outlive Pepsi and Coke, mark my words cuckolds!!!
@dingus6317 Жыл бұрын
I love Mountain Dew
@AReservoirDog Жыл бұрын
He listens to the old commercial song and crushes mtn dew.
@jeffreytomaszewski2483 Жыл бұрын
These photoshops are out of this world. I’m getting this as a back piece.
@2yearsapart678 Жыл бұрын
Mountain Dew in my world is known as “nectar of the tards” and I lud me some nectar
@balcrady5110 Жыл бұрын
nectar of the tards lmao
@Manhandle730 Жыл бұрын
Adam Carolla used to call it that like 25 years ago on the loveline radio show!! He was so spot on too. Then he did commercials for the Dew. Basically proving once you’re famous they kill you and replace you with a clone they can control.
@cxns155 Жыл бұрын
Shane's face on Black Dynamite is the best thing I've seen this week.
@smokinbonez420 Жыл бұрын
Matt's black theories are the best
@Dom-mw8gk7 ай бұрын
His theories in general are the greatest
@BurnedSpace Жыл бұрын
Gotta love the Old Testament. Gems like these would never be on the cast today 😂.
@Naltddesha Жыл бұрын
Dude the part about black people on speaker phone in public, but still holding the phone up to their face, or being on a call while interacting with people in a store, is totally accurate. The speakerphone one is especially confusing to me though. Like you’re already holding the phone to your face, wtf are you doing yelling into your phone on speaker at Walmart
@pronounshismajesty3542 Жыл бұрын
Low iq
@wolfofaspen Жыл бұрын
i hate it
@Heybarf5 ай бұрын
Its so fucking true 😂
@grantmorgan74745 ай бұрын
It's fucking retarded
@Ryguy404 Жыл бұрын
Peepop with another banger for the dawgz
@literallyshaking8019 Жыл бұрын
I can’t wait to see Shane and Peanut Arbuckle share the screen in World Peace 2
@uchiigtana Жыл бұрын
Has that been confirmed? Lol would rock
@deeznutz8320 Жыл бұрын
@@uchiigtana Season 2 has been confirmed yeah, its the old crew Sam Nick Charles. Maybe Shane has a cameo or role
@hog617 Жыл бұрын
Shane’s toothless black guy impression sounds like Dusty Rhodes lmao
@mrmojorisin7274 Жыл бұрын
We should have a swap meet where both sides exchange the treats of their people
@Kevan_VG Жыл бұрын
When I was poor I loved crushing 12 packs of red mountain dew. Stay blessed and drink lots of water dawgs.
@jonathanr5238 Жыл бұрын
It's important to ensure you have at least one photograph of you smiling so that when you're shot by police for being an asshole, your family's lawyer can say you were a pillar of society.
@ACVRG1 Жыл бұрын
Saul Goodman level advice
@jonathanr5238 Жыл бұрын
@@jjlynchee961 This 'how to thug' manual is writing itself.
@84kjk Жыл бұрын
“He was turning his life around. He just had a new baby”
@HasanPikerIsADouche11 ай бұрын
That's why they always go to pictures of them as children, and never the thugged out pics with then throwing gang signs 😅
@jlshel428 ай бұрын
@@jjlynchee961enroll? You can just have mama say you wanted to enroll during her “My Baby!” speech to the news
@Frilson Жыл бұрын
Had a flight through Atlanta the other day. Lady had a speakerphone conversation going on max volume until the flight attendants made her turn it off. The second the landing gear touched the ground she was back on speaker phone yelling.
@TrulyNowhereMan Жыл бұрын
God damn it Peepop, You've done it again. You magnificent Bastard. EDIT: the fact you cut Ep15 into this is insane. how you edit multiple episodes into one video that links them all together is so impressive. mad props.
@aleks_jones2 ай бұрын
its so good i cant even watch the normal podcast anymore
@SMDaboobity Жыл бұрын
Bless the cast, bless the Dawgs, bless the Peepop
@Davewade. Жыл бұрын
The Sid with no teeth impression is just a Mike Tython voice💀
@chrisw.43185 ай бұрын
Black folks on the phone is 100% true. Working with them is the worst because you’ll be asking them about work stuff and they’ll respond but they’re actually responding to the person on the phone.
@festivetouch Жыл бұрын
The fact that Shane said Mountain Dew, and Matt’s first thought was Code Red flavor, I knew I was in love.
@Criticalthinking788.9 ай бұрын
Shane with the Afro and gun is great
@deehno90189 ай бұрын
Shane with a fro...fucking noice
@jimpearson399 Жыл бұрын
He's right about the Charming black people bringing you back from the racism. LOL I talked to black people all day on the phone and they drive me bananas most of the time. But every once in awhile I'll get one that just makes it all worth it
@rufio.5961 Жыл бұрын
This a weird one bro
@phylocybe_ Жыл бұрын
@@rufio.5961 go outside loser
@biskit8050 Жыл бұрын
maybe racism is bad and we shouldn't separate people by race
@fusionfountain Жыл бұрын
@@biskit8050wow that’s so deep duse
@nocache Жыл бұрын
@@rufio.5961seems kinda normal especially if you didn’t grow up close to said race
@aAsShHtTo0nN Жыл бұрын
The headphones talking to someone all day is something I wondered if anyone else did
@Zoo-Wee-Mama-Sq Жыл бұрын
Born in the wrong body
@MoonDevoured Жыл бұрын
10:54 dude the instant Matt said scurry I started laughing and then Shane jumped on it and Matt's commitment to that word.. oh lord
@Whiteplane Жыл бұрын
Losing teeth makes you class conscious QUICK.
@dakotalenzi7630 Жыл бұрын
They are a hundred percent more down with us chocolate brothas than 99% of the donkey party…..Blessed be the ski!
@newusernamehere4772 Жыл бұрын
Democrats founded the KKK
@askinperson28398 ай бұрын
The walking in the street thing is that they are spiteful they don't have a car.
@ColdTakes5852 ай бұрын
The Sidney story fuckin killed me 😂😂😂
@xXThomas89999Xx Жыл бұрын
The way matt says ‘sawl’ for saw
@jetorixjones Жыл бұрын
I'm a whitetrash sloot for purple mountain dew
@mr.martyr8573 Жыл бұрын
Eatin a pack of War-Heads makes you trash!??!
@cloudbloom Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the joint Peepop🤌🤌🤌
@Drisclele Жыл бұрын
These thumbnails are art.
@str8_white_mail Жыл бұрын
Bless us on this beautiful Friday in the Lenten season, Father Peepop
@Honourings Жыл бұрын
Inshallah amigo
@some-replies Жыл бұрын
I used to work trimming weed and we had a skinny black lady security guard. She worked double with some thick assed lady and was the mean one
@MiloslavRyndenkov Жыл бұрын
The black people phone is 100% correct, I am on the phone approximately 2.5 hours a day with approximately 45 minutes of it being a conversation.
@QualityQman Жыл бұрын
"Screen saver for the black face" is low key the funniest shit ever.
@laptv2144 Жыл бұрын
Funny to hear Matt say his kids were gonna be an even higher level of white since his kids are actually black
@HasanPikerIsADouche11 ай бұрын
It's just a wealth thing, but it's turned to a white thing bc wealth and black aren't usually put together in the white liberals mind
@CJM-rg5rt10 ай бұрын
He was clearly describing "white" as rich too. It didn't even need to be a race thing, he could just say there's rich people out there.
@tipsywizard7865 Жыл бұрын
Every 10lbs is like a tree’s ring. You see a 300lbs black lady security guard, you know she got at least 15 years under that tight tight tight belt of hers.
@JackJack-oi8py Жыл бұрын
Shane's toofless Sid voice, is just Tyson.
@JackJack-oi8py Жыл бұрын
Don't do that, Shane
@sammehlberg6664 Жыл бұрын
The not walking on the sidewalk thing is from countless times of scared folks moving out of the way or crossing the street to not interact. Eventually one just walks in the street
@WD-41469 Жыл бұрын
That can’t be true. I think it’s an instinct from the hood where if you’re on the sidewalk, it’s a lot easier for someone to jump you from out of a doorway, etc.
@sammehlberg6664 Жыл бұрын
@@WD-41469 I'm from the hood. I walk in the street.
@WD-41469 Жыл бұрын
@@sammehlberg6664 I’ll take your word for it then
@HasanPikerIsADouche11 ай бұрын
@sammehlberg6664 but if you're from the hood, the ppl walking in the neighborhood ate also black... I always figured it's an entitlement issue, they scoff at the laws and think they are above them
@sammehlberg666411 ай бұрын
@@HasanPikerIsADouche lol no, the hood is not just black people
@chill1224. Жыл бұрын
Ginger ale, Dr Pepper, and dr browns soda are the only sodas I’ll drink. Maybe a crush.
@Wild_Danimal Жыл бұрын
Undercover brother is my favorite movie
@pimpjuus Жыл бұрын
Who ever makes these thumbnails is certified genius
@robr2049 Жыл бұрын
In urban environments the trash pickup situation isn't the best. This invites large, well fed, and aggressive rats. If you get close, they will attack, especially at night. It's a big reason why black people tend to walk in the street instead of the sidewalk.
@Heybarf5 ай бұрын
wtf are you talking about, that ain’t it
@anthonymcdonnell9487 Жыл бұрын
“Between Pennsylvania and Pittsburgh” More Philadelphian words have never been spoken
@maxbecker5252 Жыл бұрын
Mosey is the term. Alonzo Borden had a bit on last comic standing describing the adjective very well.
@ryanwiseman9141 Жыл бұрын
I thought that was Ralph Harris, with the Mosely bit?
@Deadman10005 ай бұрын
Matt saying "Whar heads" is incredible 😂
@williamhenderson2661 Жыл бұрын
It’s a saunter imo. Or a stroll or a scurry
@foreignpapi2180 Жыл бұрын
Simple speed reasons plus the sidewalk is usually filled with people and the street is usually softer than the sidewalk
@Thelegendaryalchemis Жыл бұрын
I guess the headphone thing goes back to the 80s. I’m 99 born but I always remember my cousins and friends always having mp3 players, portable cd players, and phones next to them all the time. Also it’s like sort of a security thing. I feel confident when I’m talking to my niggas and if I need to go to the store or get gas or anything thing involving me leaving the house. I don’t wanna cut that flow of conversation talking to my boy. “Aye im bout to get to the store right quick” “Ight so anyways” and then I go the store while the convo is still going 😂
@Kevtron90002 ай бұрын
I love your thumbnails
@Adamxwest127 күн бұрын
As someone who crushes personal two liters of dew …I agree 😂
@marcorock1013 ай бұрын
It's 4am Starting my day And now I'm craving a mountain dew😂
@scubaspears Жыл бұрын
Classic dew is so good. I buy the zero sugar. Good once in a while with lots of ice if I'm hung over😂
@B1gDuck Жыл бұрын
the fact that we are always on the phone is because somebody is always telling a story or gossiping
@quintonhershonNY Жыл бұрын
Did you know you can put the phone up to your ear?
@michaelj639210 ай бұрын
And unemployed
@guapstalker Жыл бұрын
The airpods one is universal. People are gonna be angry and rude regardless of race lol
@levmccor54 Жыл бұрын
i just noticed matt saying “i sawl him” instead of “i saw him”
@johncee Жыл бұрын
In high school after we’d all get stoned and get snacks at the store, I noticed my black friends would always grab candy and the caucs buying chips/combos kinda shit. I believe black people process sugar better bc the friends I mentioned were all SHREDDED black dudes that never worked out lol
@burlyheads Жыл бұрын
"Nah I ball" 😭
@TwoToneTonyLee Жыл бұрын
I went to Tulsa Oklahoma for work. I’m from Canada… seem like every black guy I met said he had diabetes. Lol it was crazy
@AJ-das Жыл бұрын
Matt's soda preferences are proof of our soul brethrendry, down to the splash of code red.
@welbz2330 Жыл бұрын
Code red is disgusting??? Recancel shane
@williamhenderson2661 Жыл бұрын
Haha the term “recancel” Is great
@seanmatthewking Жыл бұрын
@@puckered6036 Not the redskins, but the redlips
@RoxorTehCoxor Жыл бұрын
Agreed. Are you fucking kidding me
@sealife12 Жыл бұрын
Code Red is a tasty treat. Personally I’m a fiend for the OG game fuel formula that they rehash every now and then.
@phylocybe_ Жыл бұрын
The blue one is the best
@some-replies Жыл бұрын
I'm sitting here trying to make the faces and I figured it out. Yep they do look like that
@Jesscanor Жыл бұрын
Shane is talking about the game face, I too am acquainted.
@user-tm8jt2py3d Жыл бұрын
I've also adopted houseshoes, I don't know why and I don't know why I love it, but I can't quit.
@EastboundAndDowns Жыл бұрын
Black Dynamite 2, and Shane Gillis plays a U.S. Government-trained assassin named White Dynamite
@yujiruffhanma3095 Жыл бұрын
How about White Lightning
@RosaSoSosa32 Жыл бұрын
Not black Puerto Rican but from my experiences and my friends(who are black or Spanish) walking in the street is safer. Less chance of getting robbed by people hopping out the alleyways between cribs
@WhiteMale-n8o Жыл бұрын
They didnt have Mt Dew in the 1800s but they did have Barqs and Dr. Pepper
@Lifeonthecourt6 ай бұрын
Pulled up next to a black guy (both of our windows down) at the exact moment Shane is repeating “classic black lady, classic black lady, classic black lady”
@exodusx27616 ай бұрын
Shane: He’s the heir to the throne Matt: He is, dude Shane: He sucks 😂😂😂😂😂 Amazing
@TempleOfKnife Жыл бұрын
Shane's a MUG man? Hell yeah.
@screechweiner2921 Жыл бұрын
excuse me peepop, but could i borrow a quarter for an r c cola and a moon pie?
@123..0. Жыл бұрын
They aren't walking in the street. They're walking in the screet
@PutonyourSundayBests Жыл бұрын
Wait so Matt's ex and current wife both black? Matt is just a black man
@shaymikes914111 ай бұрын
We walk in the street because most of the time it’s more than 2 of us. So instead of trying to match someone’s walk speed and walk behind them or walk side to side and bump shoulders we just walk in the street.
@thtswhtshesai6d9 Жыл бұрын
Can someone explain the black face that Shane is referencing in this?? I can’t picture the face he’s doing lol I’m sort of imagining like a blue steel from Zoolander but without the lips pursed
@johnvitale15326 ай бұрын
Saying code red is disgusting is outrageous. Best flavor hands down.
@caseyaylward8853 Жыл бұрын
Black dudes don't say bye at the end of a phone call, they just hang up. I've worked with countless black dudes over the years and never have I had a single one say bye at the end of a phone call. Does anyone know what's up with that?
@lindboknifeandtool Жыл бұрын
1:30 No they’re saying that you’re saying the default of white is rich
@zckclaf Жыл бұрын
Our lord peepop blessing us peasants on this holy Friday. How great is our god?
@TheBobocast25 күн бұрын
Now Matt and Shane are literally sponsored by mtn dew 😂
@cdasteez Жыл бұрын
Love this thumbnail Shane Dynamite
@matthewt33699 ай бұрын
Matt not knowing Tuskegee is surprising
@The1Mustache3 Жыл бұрын
20:00 in Eastern Europe you don't smile in pictures
@petecolombo Жыл бұрын
Nice one peepop
@VENIICE999 Жыл бұрын
I came to rep for the dAWGZ, but stayed for the photoshop skillz, thanks for your efforts, one love. shaman vibes, big bull 4 lyfe stay woke