MSSP - Matt And Shane DESTROY Gerbies' Commie Theories On Life

From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 106 132
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[@johndough510]

3 things are guaranteed in life -death -taxes -Peepop dropping heat for the dawgs

[@CarlMarkus]

North Korea has no income taxes

[@nicolemccall4568]

The likes were at 420.... I just couldn't do it, I'm sorry OP.

[@johndough510]

@ only something a true dawg would do, nothing to be sorry for🫡

[@PR0F3SR_X]

Matt derailing a conversation to throw out the name of an obscure philosophy or scientific field he knows nothing about will never not be gold

[@peytonboles5595]

We all need to feel smart sometimes 😂

[@Azriel666]

So entropy is a thing, and chaos is another thing. Chaos is bigger than entropy. Chaos is more powerful than entropy. Chaos is replacing entropy, and that's wrong.

[@mattandrews8528]

@@Azriel666🤯

[@elijahvega9966]

Or how he’ll randomly throw in “ oh you talking utonium physics ?” And then pretend to know what he’s talking about 😂

[@doseferatu]

Uhhh basically everything's just chaos and then we try to organize things but it's futile cause it's just chaos and then also there's chaos

[@billmargera]

"behind every pessimist is a failed utopianist dude don't forget that" -Shaman

[@derp1237]

Wise words from the blue collar shaman. Or the pessimist is a teenager, don’t forget that.

[@juan2three6]

Gerbies response, “ok.. lets get back to..” 😂😂😂😂

[@jackwebb3757]

He said U2 pianist

[@Moodybootz]

“Okay” - Gerbs.

[@marcusmcphail5235]

Imagine that fucking loser cuck boy storming Normandy with the troops talking about some “I think anti fascism with make this worse! Let’s talk to Hitler”

[@jerryfromtheblock6463]

15:40 "pretty sick idea I came up with the other day. Yeah I googled it, other people thought about it too. someone like disproved it but I didn't understand anything he said so I'm sticking to it" - Matt Mccusker, modern philosopher

[@421less1]

This is why I want him to write a book. So i can gloss over it and poorly explain the premise to others

[@PimpNoLimp]

@@421less1 he did write a book i'm pretty sure

[@421less1]

@@PimpNoLimp that's perfect because I happen to have 5 minutes available

[@youdontknowwhoiam2449]

@@421less1😂😂

[@doriankai]

I love how Shane keeps all conversations balanced with brotardism

[@Gickygacker]

Ong

[@marsaint]

"Yeah, gay dude"

[@tosh_is_me942]

@@marsaint living in a simulation yeah, a fucking gay simulation"

[@allofmymoneyinsane]

we used to watch rogan for these types of conversations

[@rileygally2967]

“Allegedly”

[@rodridan0149]

These are better and are funnier

[@jackwebb3757]

Rogan is too old and rich now

[@UnisusMC]

toegan sucks

[@jojop6387]

Rogan was great until he started taking everything at face value, probably a result of smoking weed all day everyday. Nothing against weed, you just gotta space out your use otherwise you’re the one that gets spaced out.

[@puckered6036]

Gerbins saying that he got his degree in script writing is hilarious

[@ReddFoxx1562]

...?

[@jtcmk]

Probably another gay English major

[@dankestranch8738]

Never thought I’d see the Shaman get destroyed in a philosophy debate like this. Gerbz is too powerful

[@40ozhemlock]

False. He is very confused.

[@fellowninja]

When he resorted to terms like “good” and “bad”, he started coming off like a guy who just finished an associates degree.

[@ClericChris]

Gerrby hung in there but he lost when Matt said "deitize". Roll the tape back. That rocked him and he just wobbled around using the ropes to keep up after that.

[@MISCELLANEOUSGOON]

@@fellowninjameanwhile guys like us have PhD’s in particle physics

[@Fuego_gringo254]

​@@fellowninjathey both were making the same argument, basically that humans create religion as a way to answer questions of the unknown, they both reject that, I don't know why it was even an argument

[@mischiefner]

the holy trinity...

[@AyeSayGang]

Holy quadrinity = Matt Shane Bill Spud

[@TheRealMrMustache]

Matt = Holy Spirit

[@4u_lightningwolf]

@@TheRealMrMustache shane is clearly the father

[@yankquinn9992]

💯 best lineup 😂

[@krisventura1021]

Father: Shane Son: Geribies Holy Spirit: The Shaman

[@benDOVER_1988]

When the Nazis shocked Gerbies body, he just MOANED.

[@Bernie2032]

My favourite presidential debate

[@clvrswine]

*favorite. This is America, learn the rules. *.

[@tee4334]

@@clvrswinewhat language are you speaking brotha

[@marsaint]

Gaysidential gaybate

[@seanbuckley8935]

I love how Gerbs shows Matt how dumb he is in the kindest way possible. Let’s the silence speak for itself.

[@TheMiist]

Gerben’s intelligence also shows itself in his patience to hear out opposing views.

[@WaffleHouseBandit]

Yeah lol around the 21-minute mark, I genuinely got sad for Matt, dudes got half remembered ideas and thinks he's got a philosophy on life 😂😂

[@sresbombastic]

“Did you ever fuck with string theory” 😂😂😂

[@javkhlantugstugsbayar]

Yall clowning on the shaman in the comments.... Dont understand this was him on his beginning to the path of enlightenment. He is a changed man now, tuned to 432 hz

[@JohnGaltHasArrived]

Key of G minor. High spirits, dude.

[@JKoooozie]

Countless souls has the shaman enlightened to the hertz. Single handedly raising the conciousness on mother earth

[@Cool_Adam]

​@@JohnGaltHasArrived"with the exact ripple water makes at 432 hz"

[@undeniablyfunk5497]

Returning from the west on a horse with the color of smoke, a rider crested a hill, and saw an army of dawgs fighting desperately against a horde of heretics. Silhouettes against a setting sun, the rider and horse charged toward the heretics, rallying tha dawgs, and thus was the Heresy of Horus cut down. GOOP

[@FrailCaesar]

I'm fired up now.

[@TradeMeOut]

Why isn’t this top comment, honestly a real dawg comment, can’t lie……

[@kristofferanderson2553]

That was beautiful

[@jaxastro3072]

The orcs are battling the draculas

[@MrDoWork210]

Matt could definitely start a cult with how charismatic he is when he’s wrong lmfao

[@humvee2800]

I’m fairly certain they’ve mentioned end goal of the podcast is a compound lol

[@MrDoWork210]

@ I’d be there lmfao

[@charles-ro4mk]

Gerbz the best honestly the realest mf I've ever heard speak

[@jlshel42]

Gerbies on a new recent pod, Peepop sharing from the holy texts with us. Good times.

[@michaelg9121]

I would bet everything I have that Matt had no idea what the 2 slit experiment is and just pretended to get the joke

[@timharper4246]

He went on to talk about the disappearing photons due to light refraction from our eyes, so he has a base knowledge of the experiment

[@SaltyCado]

Are we gonna skip over how incredibly smart Gerbs actually is??

[@SaltyCado]

And honestly he made both shane and Matt sound stupid, Shane had to keep the comedy though and took it of course several times 🤣

[@Pj-tl7qi]

He's got the high iq Jew brain

[@anthonyphillips7642]

It sounded more like he was doing a 432 hertz type of thing.

[@seanbuckley8935]

@@SaltyCado and how dumb af Matt is…

[@gdt19871]

He's certainly well spoken when he wants to be. Must be the Joo in him!

[@jakw97]

Gerb is high IQ, well rounded like a fucking beast Plato-gerb

[@fenderman1_407]

Gerbies sounds like he read his Vacuum manual front to back when he bought it

[@captain_malaria]

Matt's intelligence here is on par with his capabilities as a dog trainer. Not good, not good.

[@zachmatthews9857]

Grool is back on the menu for the dawgs Thanks Peepop

[@ricardorivera6092]

Grool city Google: What is a gerbie? This half-mouse, half-lizard creature has large eyes and stands on its hind legs, radiating an air of goodwill.

[@briangarcia8384]

I want him as a companion in fallout 4.

[@ZRCComedy]

For those who don't think reincarnation is real. Einstein became Gerbies. Big fan and thanks for these!

[@stevemygoodman7809]

18:12 interesting that Gerby thought we were past mutilating cats. We got those numbies back up!

[@puckered6036]

I cant to meet him in person and let him know that I never gave up the passion 🎉😊

[@timwalker7027]

Yeah and he’s being extra sneaky and dishonest pretending we are above animal abuse considering he’s a Jew and Jews beat the shit out of and kill a chicken every year. Look it up, it’s pretty funny.

[@themac3116]

Blessed are the dawgs

[@derp1237]

Decided to give an update from last week, got a job at a sub place. Peepop giving out our weekly bread and wine.

[@Zwazzeh]

lets gooo

[@cloudbloom]

Make that bread dawg

[@douggaudiosi14]

Get into a trade ASAP. It's easy work and the pay is good once your a journeyman

[@derp1237]

@@douggaudiosi14 dawg I’m studying electrical engineering, I think I’ll be fine. It’s also pretty easy to transition to electrician from the degree in my state.

[@josukejoestar9520]

24:45 "lad poverty" the shaman generates while others regurgitate.

[@ADMonolith]

The Human Catepillar - Our Shaman

[@puckered6036]

Gerbies is miles above these guys intellectually

[@Cobbido]

Not with the burning cats argument

[@timharper4246]

​@@CobbidoI understood his example. Just because a small percentage of sick people burn cats, the general consensus has now agreed it's now wrong. 50 years ago, farmers were drowning cats in burlap sacks.

[@quagmoe7879]

@@Cobbido That was simply referencing how the views on certain actions change over time. He wasn’t really defending it.

[@Cobbido]

​@@quagmoe7879 Of course he wasn't, it was a false equivalence.

[@quagmoe7879]

@@Cobbido I thought it was a decent way to illustrate the general idea.

[@kyanstack]

gerbz on the money with this one. his theory of knowledge is closer to truth.

[@AlkalineGamingHD]

Shane Gillis channeling Burtt Kreishers interruption abilities 😂

[@cloudbloom]

Thanks for the joint Peepop🤌

[@BryceChillis]

gerbies is alright with me, man

[@liamquinn1981]

Gerbies is much more intelligent than MSSP 🤣 23:15 😂🤣😂🤣

[@chirskop8596]

Was gerbie in cahoots with diddy

[@themac3116]

😂

[@johndough510]

@@chirskop8596 gerbs and the diddler? might’ve been honked

[@elaishh3533]

Holy shot ! Gerbies talks about the “population bomb” book - I never meet anyone else who has read it or heard of it 25:45 and true gentleman and scholar

[@T_D_B_]

Malthusian bullshit theory 😂

[@acs78393]

Hell yeah good on Gerbies shutting down that dumbass book lol

[@zh9732]

Literally every college professor blathers on about that book, it's been a fixture of knowitall pop culture since it came out

[@Boofski]

Hearing Gerbs explain what Turing did with the Turing machine and enigma code as a CS major genuinely made me tweak the fuck out

[@ToneSoCooL3]

Gerbies is an honorary member of the supergroup PORKFOOT.

[@laurencezemlick1979]

What I think people respond to with this podcast is that it’s 2 guys, sometimes with a guest like Gerbies, who aren’t TRYing to be funny, they just are hilarious people being themselves.

[@Gickygacker]

That’s a good thought

[@AlkalineGamingHD]

Shane went on the attack when he realized he was the snall boy in a big room 😂😂

[@JohnGaltHasArrived]

The snail boy??

[@Gickygacker]

Ong

[@brando2118]

Steve’s example at @18:20 was so bad. He could’ve used anything else lmao

[@paddiofurniture]

Shane actually dismantled his argument in real time

[@marsaint]

Gerbs may be booksmart but The Shaman got that ancient 432Hz wisdom.

[@peterjohnston5187]

“Once pizza fails at life, fascism wins” hahahahahhaahahahahaha

[@teeheeteeheeish]

@25:00 Matt’s premise is completely wrong. Poverty actually creates the most pollution and littering.

[@humvee2800]

There also is population decline connected with increase in quality of life. Realistically raising people out of poverty causes a decline in people that offsets pollution

[@nathaniel3323]

@@humvee2800Correlation is not always causation. The standard of living boomed in late 1800s and Germany was birthing on average 5 children per household during that same time.

[@DevinCooper-z6i]

​@@nathaniel3323 that turned out well

[@goob872]

​@@DevinCooper-z6i what are you implying here lol

[@bakedizzle24]

shane being a honkie jock during these conversations is always funny cuz eventually he’s gonna be 45 calling stuff he’s afraid of gay

[@jackosborne4030]

I love when Matt shows his ass on topics

[@chri5wyd]

That bottom top part was way too much 😂

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Matt, that is in no way at all what Choas Theory is 🤣 But 17:50 was brilliant lol

[@sarkattack]

Facts 17:50 was great

[@GoldenOne2422]

They aren't just burning cats anymore in this country, now they're a cultural delicacy

[@williamtran6024]

I love Shane talking about Alan Touring

[@HerbieHinde]

Patreon is $1 again, for those who haven’t joined nows the time 🤙🏼🤙🏼

[@okedoge]

Gerbies got the raw dog gene 😂😂

[@QuietGuitaristfan]

Lmao. Just them bulldozing over Gerbs is the funniest sh*t I've ever heard.

[@Pete_Finch]

Matt explaining Heisenberg Uncertainty to the group brought my rusty quantum mechanics background back to full power

[@teonactalpizza]

Pop science has so obscured and mystified quantum mechanics I don't even know what it means.

[@valsidentity1582]

Its funny how much i agree with Gerbie's philosophy😂

[@TheLiuKang]

Thanks for the joint peepop

[@JohnGaltHasArrived]

Gerbies is my favorite modern thinker.

[@MattttG3]

*just so the Dawgs know* 8:18 Matt meant to say a photon, not "a particle" because a photon is unique in that it is always functioning as BOTH, a wave and a particle.(Technically it's a point particle but that is a bit of an understatement based on light itself and it's mechanics at the fundamental level) The "double-slit experiment" is how we learned that. And photons are nearly completely weightless, move that the speed of light, and hundreds of times smaller than even an electron

[@__5545]

Secretly matts running the channel😂

[@Lord_Sesshomuru]

The 3 muskaque@rs!!

[@Gickygacker]

Ong

[@treyphillips118]

Thank you Peepop

[@wamzy69]

Alan Turing - The father of computer science 😂

[@tatum1140]

I like this show

[@goober123cool]

5:58 the Turing test Matt, the Turing test…

[@goober123cool]

Also, I’m gay.

[@michaelrenna8457]

Start an official history podcast with Gerbie! cannot get enough of this shit

[@SeanNH94]

11:44 "I'm a sexual freak, I think." -Gerbies

[@taxesrtheft]

15:33 finally someone says this ive always thought it.

[@sangyedorje]

They did him so good, every time

[@Videolistener]

Amazing that David Deutsch and MSSP collided this way

[@silenced8630]

Lol gerbs saying no one burns cats shoutout springfield

[@JimBombo-oz3et]

SAY HIS NAME ✊️

[@Boarder2090]

No more Sunday scaries thanks papa peepop

[@aeoncombs6592]

Thanks for the joint Peepop

[@CampWeed]

Gerb's reddit phase highlight reel

[@rapGameCharizardCard]

Matt’s so fuckin funny man

[@Marty4Life]

This is Matt and Gerbie at their most insufferable. Trying to impress with entry level knowledge on various subjects

[@lizo3aby]

The store is listening shane today in the back room

[@wolfofaspen]

today was a good day

[@erjo2567]

I love the thumbnail

[@Cindy-rc3qt]

Wow you three are so smart 🙌🏻

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Pretty sure peepop is matt... Hi matt!

[@RobBigs-lu8bq]

My God Gerbies wont shut up. I feel like my depression has returned l;istening to him.

[@Randlow]

Tbh Matt had no idea what he was talking about 🤣🤣

[@itsa-itsagames]

Such a broship

[@lglov3]

Bless up Peepop

[@ashestootrippy]

Shoutout all the Asian Provocateurs

[@Stephenfrijoles]

Shatt Digital unite

[@ayyooadam]

Grool king cometh

[@jzimmerman284]

On god he’s yappin

[@MushroomFleet]

Imagine if everyone in the world Won the Race ! This means there is no winner and winning has no meaning. The dude fails to understand what abstraction is, Matt and Shane try to explain this to him, but he fails to comprehend it.

[@BombDog_]

Gerbies for president !!

[@JamiesonMcGowan]

10:51 lol

[@Daniel_B79]

Matt's tarded, Steve knows what's really happening

[@sabinocanyon4164]

*Jewish theories

[@ethanvotra8667]

God bless peepop❤

[@mrdogood2000]

Peepop has blessed us on this Sunday

[@Jemerric]

Bless-up for this fresh Sunday joint 🎉

[@clvrswine]

No one calls anything, anywhere, a "joint", you sad dork.