Ep 324 DRENCHED

[@Styshbshdd]

The fact that Lena dunkhams, grinch body and drenched all came from the same sesh is crazy

[@trashwav]

wait where’s the drenched time stamp

[@Styshbshdd]

@@trashwav it’s on the Patreon episode of drenched

[@daveslow84]

RIP 😅

[@Secretdawg925]

A real banger one of my favorite episodes

[@jarnold1789]

Unreal. Grinch body might be the hardest I’ve laughed from the cast

[@NatsTown]

The Grinch Body segment is one of the hardest laughs ive ever had with the cast

[@tamotit]

need that pic

[@boosh90]

@@NatsTown Just checked. Holy shit.

[@NatsTown]

@@boosh90 thanks for getting me to revisit this hahaha

[@Brandonthesnifferofall]

@@boosh90 Jesus that picture 😂

[@theorv29]

Absolutely

[@SARMS_KAT]

This episode is still Shrek 1 even 2 years later

[@SeamanSock]

2 Years later I'm crying laughing at Grinch body.

[@btsnake]

Me too dawg

[@f0x845]

same man, grinched out to the max

[@kingRagnar616]

Yepp

[@heatmonster420]

I paused it and zoomed in oh my fucking goodness!! Hahahhaha

[@StretchedFX]

@@heatmonster420Timestamp ?😂

[@AllHandlesTaken91]

How is this not the most watched episode of the pod? This level of content is absolutely DRENCHED

[@chase7510]

Holy shit just stumbled across this two years late, thank you Matt appreciating for the grocery vendors up at 3am stocking your snacks, yours truly

[@lw3894]

The hero we need 🤙

[@AvonNabors]

this studio brought out the best conversations in history. this was peak podcasting.

[@jamesg7133]

Lena Dunkums is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[@neggit2063]

Lena Dunkums is Shrek 1

[@mitchierichie]

Lena Dunceum is pretty fucking funny too

[@mfmerrim]

I’ve never agreed more with a KZbin comment. “Dunkums”. Hysterical.

[@scottp.548]

Shane got Dunkumed

[@anthonyclark6162]

Lena Debunkums on JKF conspiracy theories

[@megyskermike]

I'm just so thankful Matt turned that phone around 😂 I've never laughed so hard at a podcast

[@TheRealYoungAdolf]

😂 agreed

[@ihatequinnnn]

I never noticed till now im crying laughing rn

[@ericstevenss4533]

Would pay a fortune for a line of juices and tea that have “Matt Theories” instead of Snapple Facts

[@davidperez5089]

U could not fit half of one theory on said bottle! Hehe

[@confusedcyclops3219]

@@davidperez5089 are you the David Perez I know who moved from CO to a Netflix job in AtL?

[@davidperez5089]

@@confusedcyclops3219 not me. Perez is like the Smith for Latinos! Hehe

[@cesartapia610]

Finnian Conspiracies

[@jonnylectitio279]

"Germs aren't even real"

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

This was a legendary cast 10/10 will listen again

[@smokeybear520]

This message is just a reminder if you haven’t gotten back to this yet

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

@@smokeybear520 haha I have but will again tommorrow. SODTAOE

[@jprz3837]

@@RepairRenovateRenew I’m here for my 3rd time, I need you to come back once again dawg.

[@airsign1012]

The cast is always great for a relisten

[@James-xj3bl]

*here we go again by dmx playing in the other room

[@tainteddman]

The only person who disliked this was Dunkems

[@bughouseweirdo9595]

@Rob Williams the cast is too hot for you clearly munson

[@OurBlackFriend]

0:44 Feeling the big shout out from the boys, got to work at 5 to stock up them snacks and tendies so all my mmmmgoodboys out there can stay energized to fight the good fight.

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Your hard work is appreciated by all us Mmmmmgood boys out there, thank you for your service.

[@corbinoakley2370]

you’re doing gods work brother

[@Crisssssssssssssssssssssssssss]

Praying for you and only you at mass on Sunday

[@shockeractual6302]

Still alive watching the old classics

[@CCitis]

Congrats on making it

[@bariatricfood]

Nothing makes Shane laugh harder on the show then Matt’s wife bullying Matt

[@johnwhite8847]

I like Lemaire, but I'm ok with him getting fired as a bit.

[@ProfSquarez]

How you feeling now?

[@ruben_____]

you made it happen lmao

[@General_Eisenhower1945]

@@ProfSquarez what happened that I missed?

[@ProfSquarez]

@@General_Eisenhower1945 he was fired. Except it wasn't a bit

[@General_Eisenhower1945]

@@ProfSquarez was he fired for something or did he just quit? Cause he was in one a few weeks ago I thought

[@EastCoastJohn]

SHOUT OUT I WORK AT FRITO LAY PACKING THOSE SNACKS!

[@nunya9430]

Thank you for your service

[@spencerdirks2415]

Thank you for your service

[@bc_8314]

Real M.V.P.

[@BadGoyz4Life]

Unsung heroes

[@sleazegawd6137]

Salute.

[@kggregorie]

"Grinch body" holy shit 😄

[@bearcenteno3223]

I’ve figured it out! Matt is the soul of an Old West snake oil salesman, and Shane is the dude in town that knows better but would buy the tonic from Matt anyway, “Juuust in case...” good times, fellas! Hahaha

[@bearcenteno3223]

No nevermind, Matt’s also a dude from town, but the one that bought a whole crate of tonics and got Shane thinkin maybe he should buy a bottle just in case...

[@craigrussell3062]

@@bearcenteno3223 Every snake oil salesman is just a dude in town who got ripped off once in the past and that gave him an idea...

[@Buelr]

I come back to this episode a lot I think it’s up there top 5 casts

[@steven4385]

The American flag era is the best era, for sure Shrek 1.

[@dontyouworryaboutit_]

300-400 eps were god tier cast

[@rickardo3950]

I forgot about “I paused my game for this” hahaha

[@yochill6091]

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast is so #1

[@everyvillainislemons7583]

Shrek one ☝️

[@jessehenley6415]

Shrek 1 inshallah

[@TheMonty277]

Binging these podcasts while working my notice at work. Getting me through! 🤘

[@thedondaithi1304]

I zoomed in on 19:59 😂 hilarious 😂

[@ho0t0w1]

Grinchin out

[@ihatequinnnn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-gn5bu7tx1b]

Patreon before KZbin. Lemaire, you're fired.

[@dayman2879]

We can only hope.

[@lazylion420]

keep dreaming lol.. it's almost as if the Lemaire haters don't have any real friends. they don't seem to understand how relationships between grown adults work. LEMAIRE DOESN'T MAKE ME LAUGH THEREFORE I DEMAND MATT AND SHANE REMOVE HIM FROM THEIR LIFE.... Ok guys lol.

[@dayman2879]

@@lazylion420 holy fuck dude are you ok lemaire? We get it, you're not funny and everyone hates you, try not being so transparent tho man...

[@lazylion420]

@@dayman2879 yes anyone who disagrees IS Lemaire. dumb logic for dumb people lol

[@dayman2879]

@@lazylion420 look how seriously you take these comments, it's almost as if you're a total loser with no life or friends. That why you're stalking everyone who insults lemaire?

[@Skummybearz]

The grinch body photo needs to be the cover for Matt’s first comedy album or at least the thumbnail photo for a special

[@cgrr8090]

Fenian sounds like Feen-ian. Comes from na Fianna, Irish roaming soldiers of antiquity. The Fenians were 19th century Irish rebels and Gaelic revivalists. Many were exiled to America.

[@bughouseweirdo9595]

Gonna need your oven mitts for this one i almost burnt my thumb. fuggin scalding.

[@Horndawg65]

1. Lena Dunkams 2. Drawing Muhammed=Goofin Around 3. Matts demon lena dunkams pic Legendary ep

[@Jaime-w2w]

I had to walk like 15 minutes in a torrencial downfall.... I ended up stopping for tacos and then went into a Farmacia Guadalajara completely DRENCHED.... I laughed to myself just remembering this episode

[@a.k.4o]

17:33 Matt applies a huge snail trail to his sleeve

[@ffnovice7]

Luv timestamps. Simple as.

[@whiley2064]

Hey I just want to say that personally I love Lemaire and his contributions to the cast

[@davidderifield3820]

Get outta here lemaire

[@andybrown4839]

So glad I found the secret. Still listening to old epps but look forward to the new ones. All funny

[@Danielfucks69]

The first 100 are classics. So fuckin funny.

[@mattblackburn31]

Try war mode with spud and billy

[@yehchuck]

Yes there’s virtually no bad episode. It’s crazy

[@brianlewis1372]

It’s life changing

[@dayman2879]

These new lemaire heavy ones are rough, theres some classics tho.

[@thomasmyles9392]

This was the cast that really showed us the light, and the truth, amen.

[@ericachacon8337]

I died @ "DUDE- YOU'RE THE "VVITCH"! 😂😂😂😂😂 Matt is such a good sport.

[@micah_182]

Who’s here in 2024?

[@immersivefps5141]

Here rn dawg

[@liammccreary6867]

@@immersivefps5141ayyy

[@Mmlujan]

Shrek 1

[@ChepeHMB]

Yes

[@coolkid1345]

Couldn't be any funnier.

[@apmcmanus93]

Maine Dawgz checking in

[@Cowboybebub]

The thought of the magic bullet being a bullet bill redirecting itself inside JFK is so fucking good

[@voli6570]

like… rather than a bullet being fired, it was the bill itself striking out of retaliation? take back the night 😎🕶️

[@wasnt_it]

when Matt paraphrases from a book, he makes it sound like he hasn't read the book at all.

[@the-biggest-dank]

Well he hasn't, he just listens while doing other things

[@anarmyoftigers]

“C’mon Bam, it’s 4am! Don’t sunk my dunk…”

[@bradlywalsh5786]

bam dont sunk yer dads dink when hes trying to slump

[@pencilneckgeek1842]

Brother Shane is always welcome at the mosque

[@puddintaine4556]

Got Dunk'em'd on.

[@jacobc2451]

Paused it when Matt shows the camera…they’re right to laugh! I got a Sham(an) bod too, no shame in the game

[@CrackinJacks138]

Lemaire lost me when he said he went antiquing

[@seanbeast7211]

Thanks for the shoutout at the beginning of the pod bros 🤟🏽🥲

[@cbh148]

You were in the orange charger in Huntsville?

[@lmurashchik]

Regarding his wizard of Oz reference, he's almost correct. The lion was one politician in particular. William Jennings Bryan. Also, regarding switching to silver instead of gold, the Ruby slippers were originally supposed to be silver, but they made them Ruby so that they would look better in Technicolor.

[@samH1305]

Lena Dunkhams? Drenched? Grinch body? All those came from this episode? Shrek 1 episode for sure

[@mattadams2433]

I've officially lost track of which episodes I have n have not watched...doesn't matter cause we're locked in boys

[@scottp.548]

Shane reminds me of that guy from the Billy Madison movie when they'd say "O'Doyle Rules"!

[@chadgrov]

You mean….O’Doyle?

[@craigrussell3062]

Am I missing the part of this where they talk about being drenched? I've listened to it twice and missed it both times. If it's in there, can somebody give me the time code?

[@michaelrenou6092]

It’s on the Patreon I think

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

You can look up the clip, it’s around

[@collapsingagain]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZnSyaJurg6qMrNksi=zBexVpezXPbG9KSA

[@brians7901]

This really is a top 5 episode.

[@christopherferry5757]

Great shoutout to purple chips, hell yeah.

[@leapyear9460]

That dunham exchange was a riot!!!

[@KrizpyKilla]

Dunkums*

[@BretMish]

Shane “What r u holding?” Matt: “wdym, my bird…”

[@ugugugthe2nd.732]

1.01.10. 'Wait what are you talking about ?' Took the words right out of my mouth lol.

[@lofttm969]

“The law and order theme; DUNK-UM” Ahahahahahahaha

[@CollinSalvatore]

This is one of the greatest casts

[@timmorrell9828]

Might be the best pod ever lmao

[@Hashashin_Fidayin]

I can confirm being DRENCHED is legal. I worked in an office, and while doing Wim Hoff method I'd stand in the rain on my breaks. I would come back DRENCHED and the sec guard would raise an eyebrow. I just replied with "I slipped", and would sit at my desk STEAMING as it evaporated. Eventually I would just take off my work shirt and do it in my undershirt; It was a lot less noticeable that way. (did this back in the day, before listening to the cast. Love the cast and the DAWGS!) #TeamSHAMAN

[@grizzlyaxethrower8463]

This is the poor mans War Mode.

[@earfboy2146]

WOOO!

[@bc_8314]

1776

[@collapsingagain]

Me and my friends always talked about showing up somewhere drenched. Then someone told me theres a Limmy Show sketch about the same idea and now im finding this. Lotta good thinking on this topic

[@AudibleVisibIe]

Shane and Matt mispronouncing Lena dunhams name the whole time is poetic and hilarious 😂

[@achtee]

Had to stop to wipe tears away when they’re looking at and describing the night vision photo of Matt. Holy fuck. Hardest laugh ever, it wouldn’t stop they just kept going on I’m ded

[@handsomeandviolent]

For the DAWGZ

[@Antz520]

Matt loves referencing the big Mary O bullet

[@GriffinSinclair]

“Are you tired of standing up? You could lay down!” easily the best bathtub salesman pitch I’ve ever heard

[@x3xGR33Dx]

This is a classic episode. Top 10

[@marlinsmith9070]

Dude if the old test could see the boys now. We've all grown so much since the days

[@earfboy2146]

Old Testament Shane would give this snowflake a swirlie. Old test Matt would be proud

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

@@earfboy2146 lol shane would bully his future self. It's actually a blessing in disguise that he didnt get SNL. He was rejected for being too fucking Shrek 1

[@matturner6890]

​​@@yurpndurpnslurpn What is Yurp. I must know.

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

@Mat Turner some dumb shit we used to say in high school lol. My buddy who got us saying it died in freshman year

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

@@matturner6890 it basically meant smoke weed

[@Captain.Cannoli]

2:55 god i hate our government

[@druwvargo4287]

This might be in the top 5 episodes of all time

[@nicholaswojton8258]

Just getting into the podcast. Just became a huge Shane fan in the last month. Bucks County Represent you fucking mos. Go Birds

[@falafelbomber]

Night vision adds weird angles but thermal is terrifying

[@35700Punk]

With promo code drenched. 2028 Gillis for president.

[@Hackslashmine1]

The public must see the grinch body

[@christianhurst7087]

Checking back after all this time has passed. Still the best. This episode fucking rules

[@maffettl]

Does anyone know what episode Matt's bit about being 'drenched' in fogo de chao was?

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

might’ve been this ep’s paytch

[@edtreneer8101]

I wish you made more than 2 pods a week

[@timothysantos2663]

As a guy who puts doritos on shelves never thought id get a shoutout on the pod lets fucking go

[@austin-l5o]

What time does drenched start

[@HeyHowLee]

Yo never in my life have I ever cried in laughter til today..night vision teenis.."I cover it just in case there a night vision camera I forgot about. Omg dying in my garage workin

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

I think we're swag surfin (goom town)

[@fives.]

23:14 rest assured Shane, this podcasts subreddit got you

[@merrick8000]

What’s the subreddit?

[@drewinsur7321]

​@@merrick8000by now you must have founded but here it is dawg r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[@ihatequinnnn]

“Is this gay” Lina Dunkhams* 😂😂😂

[@malinko35]

timestamps in the video, very cool

[@earfboy2146]

Shouts out Noah and Lemaire

[@EddieDantes69]

What episode was the 1st Lena Dunkums reference made? Thanks Dawgs

[@PROquickscope360]

I’m gunna be honest man I just bought three pounds of awesome weed

[@ajaj3196]

Literally nothing more satisfying than stocking up. Last year I realized it was legal to grow in my state and grew very decent stuff on my first attempt. This year it turned out even better and I grew multiple strains, now not just myself but my friends and family are set for at least 8 months.

[@nicholasgreathouse3088]

this ep is shrek 1

[@showfacenewsthefailedyoutu7779]

Lemaire shrek 3 fr fr

[@andrewbignall5565]

Can't wait to show up at their next show drenched

[@lowkeyvnny3477]

Shane’s reaction to that night vision pic 😫😭🤣

[@DirtyRandy420.0]

Yo Matt’s a fucking legend for feeling the room then giving the people what they want. Get this man in your local sherrifs office WE ARE GOIN TO THE WHIGE HOUSE

[@dylanhickey1192]

Lena Dunkems is the hardest I’ve ever laughed

[@scumbag8755]

This looks awesome. Love the way it's framed now.

[@Killin_365]

James Garrison’s On The Trail of Assassins, is the book to read on JFK. He has the only indictment in the whole case.

[@AudibleVisibIe]

21:24 Matt: "must be a fish-eye lens on that or something" Shane: "a tit-eye or something!" 😂😂😂

[@zg9445]

Breaking: Philly Mayor hates mondays, uses oversized coffee mug

[@zg9445]

“Why are you dunkems???” 😂😂😂

[@xavierpaquin]

I love this setup with the huge American flag, seems appropriate

[@Ruggada]

What book is Matt referencing with the cup bearer?

[@fazerfaze]

Shouts out to the gas station essential workers