MSSP - The Struggle Of Being A High School Teacher

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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 103 and 171

[@nickbryant4664]

I love how Shane gets cancelled for being semi racist towards asians in a joke, but there's literally clips like this lmaoo

[@charismatic9467]

It's true though. There are some 17 year olds who look 24

[@Naltddesha]

@@charismatic9467 lol

[@BLAHBLAH-ib3mo]

What do you mean clips like this?Clips of him being a high t man?

[@johns9940]

the woke are rebranding pedos as "minor attracted people", Shane is too conservative for them only being into highschoolers

[@the_very_elect6631]

He's not a semi racist. He's a bigrig enthusiast dummy.

[@carsonbush2457]

This is the shaman in his absolute flow state. 432 Hz off the dome

[@Double_Vision]

That's the same ripple on water...or sand.

[@5unny5ide]

Dude said "I have the balls of a Roman Senator". That shit was funny.

[@sttyxx6270]

Matt has ridiculous lines 😂

[@SamSquanch66]

🤣🤣

[@lambdaweaponscache5394]

“Bring hem to meee.”

[@Justin7939]

Shane trying to bait Matt into saying creepy shit is the best.

[@RobertsonIsland]

It doesn’t take much lol

[@ThReverend6661]

@ChrisphillipchanladyburnellHe does for sure but it’s funny when Shane does this.

[@hypnopump]

​@Chrisphillipchanladyburnell it's part of the charm

[@plugmanjohnson7456]

​@Chrisphillipchanladyburnell a shaman who doesnt try is just a sha

[@Truffle_Pup]

And Matt trying to give Shane boners 🤣

[@pattjake]

One kid in my highschool got caught wonkin his willy and his excuse was that they shouldn’t have put him near the hot girls if they didn’t want him to do it. What a shaman in the making.

[@lindboknifeandtool]

The tismos always masturbate in class. I’ve seen 3 different female tismos trying to inconspicuously masturbate in class. They writhe around and have funny faces. Super secret.

[@HanSoloxcs]

Psychopathic behavior 100%

[@sr.cosmos4543]

what a king

[@NicB115]

He’s got a good point

[@pentiumradeon]

Buy that mini dawg a flute

[@Monsterassassin3]

Feel like Im on some sort of list now after watching this

[@Huitzel]

“Oh the hottest girls on the planet?” Oh my god dude 💀💀

[@ehfoiwehfowjedioheoih4829]

17-24 is literally peak

[@DiarrheaBubbles]

It’s objectively true

[@michaelj6392]

He’s not wrong

[@nicholascoob1350]

These fucking comments lmao

[@coastingalong]

@@ehfoiwehfowjedioheoih482918-24. 17 is a child

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

"I have the balls of a Roman senator"

[@qwerty6574]

I'm making this into a t shirt for xmas

[@michaelmanning6161]

Bringgg him to meee

[@rileyontheroad]

@@qwerty6574send me one

[@lambdaweaponscache5394]

@@michaelmanning6161LMAO THIS

[@emmettogrady3085]

@@qwerty6574Make me one!

[@Beknown107]

As Sam Hyde one said “they’re sexualizing minors now, and it’s getting to the point where even I’m uncomfortable with it”

[@ThumbDr]

Lol Sam Hyde is literally the biggest pedophile too so that’s sooooo funny lmfao 😂

[@6036000]

Lol

[@AbnersLostAgain]

Sam Hyde? the loser 4chan groyper? naw son keep that name off my midnight scroll lmao i slapped tf out him in RI ALL MY HOMIES HATE SAM HYDE

[@Ch1ldish]

Yeah he even likes doing BDSM with 16 year olds

[@MWPRO1000]

People who don’t know: 😁 Those who know: 🫥

[@scorpionz982]

Bro one teacher I had in high school picked up this girls stray hair from the desk and the next day gave it to her saying “you left this here”. Legend and also probable convicted felon

[@Trisket]

that's a psycho play

[@brendanevo4g]

Probably has daughters and a great guy lol

[@Naltddesha]

Hooooooo boyyyyyy… that made me feel uncomfortable

[@bougiebum9138]

I had an algebra teacher who married one of his students who was like a third of his age! He was this hideous haggard dude that smelled bad and had tenure, and the chick was like a gorgeous part-asian chick with a thick, muscley field hockey body 😥 the teacher legit looked like one of those bird things from Dark Crystal

[@brendanevo4g]

@@bougiebum9138 bahaha one of my best gal pals finally showed me that movie cuz its her fav and i totally get it

[@ceoofwhiteprivilege2238]

This conversation made me noticeably uncomfortable, bravo boys

[@ghiidra__]

Gay

[@puccimane1017]

Low T

[@plasmapanasonic4741]

It made me fuckign hard

[@tyrawr4394]

​@@puccimane1017Testosterone??

[@exodus6996]

@@puccimane1017 Or we evolved past cave man psychology

[@teeseries4487]

God I love playing this podcast through blue tooth with my windows down in drive thrus

[@nathanisbauce]

God I’d love to have this transcribed and read out loud by a judge.

[@dbassrtr]

I'm a DAWG so this may seem biased but these two are the most relatable and FUNNIEST guys in the game...FOR ROME!

[@zakb4198]

You sound like Chris and Yannis tho

[@ethanvotra8667]

Shane and Matt remind me of each half of a man brain. Prove me wrong

[@wacopaco2099]

Hell yeah dude, especially when you’re a Catholic conservative highschool kid in south eastern PA. I’m literally their exact demographic

[@dbassrtr]

@@zakb4198 they did say that on history hyenas alot but that particular reference was to them talking about the Roman hierarchy just taking bbgs and young boys whenever they wanted earlier in this clip!

[@B1055BH]

@@zakb4198 Uh ohhh! You put him on NOTICE!!

[@purdysanchez]

It's always hilarious when Matt says something that's way off and Shane has to reign him in.

[@JordanTaylor8u]

How does this exist? How has this not been scrubbed from the internet by Netflix 😂

[@Santa1936]

Think the dawgs kept it a little TOO real in this one

[@bandit8770]

I don’t think either of these dudes have ever had a 5 minute conversation with a 17-18 year old girl.

[@TZ-741]

They cant

[@D-Fens_1632]

Why would you want to?

[@lonemaus562]

That’s not the point lol they don’t want to know them personally

[@drewinsur7321]

Or anywhere from 0 to 100 unless they are dr melfi

[@michaelj6392]

“Do you, low T.” 😂

[@noahlockard7101]

9:11

[@austinkavrar9259]

One of my teachers told us a story about when he just started as a teacher and had to work at the mall during the summer. He saw a cute girl and started talking to her and asked for her number. Then in the fall he found out that girl was a student at our high school.

[@vhscopyofseinfeld]

Brutal

[@Glue_Stick98]

​@@vhscopyofseinfeldyour profile pic goes hard

[@Prodrentjet]

so did your teacher just tell that story in front of the whole class or...

[@mikesantander6923]

“Alright let’s end it” - proceeds to talk about it for 10 more minutes

[@AmB39]

This might be one of the greatest clips in podcasting history

[@charmicarmicat2981]

Matt saying he has the balls of a Roman senator is one of the funniest god damn things I’ve ever heard in my life

[@heimoman]

"You can't soap up the squad, dude" is fucking hilarious. I think about it almost every day 😂

[@Meekmillan]

I stg I got the perfect story for this lol When I was in middle school we had a substitute teacher named Mr. Hair, dude looked pretty young so probably 24ish. The years continue and he sometimes subs at the high school now too since it was across the parking lot, eventually being a full time elective teacher. So I’m in 10/11th grade and I notice he’s always been a lil extra nice to this girl named Emily in my class, like too nice. He’d wait for her in the hall outside his room between classes and just say lil remarks to her but nothing sexual. So I don’t really think nothing of it, I mean we’ve all known him since we were like 12 so it’s not crazy to think he’s more familiar with certain students, plus I thought he was gay cause he 100% had that type of momentum going. Eventually rumors start that Mr. hair is crackin this Emily girl and a lot of people are joking about it, not really taking it seriously cause that would be insane. Well we graduate and I shit you not, less than a year later those two get married while she’s still 18 lmao. Turns out they also went to the same church, no idea if that was before or after he started being a teacher but regardless it’s wild cause this man has 100% been catching some undercooked cuddie for a min. That was 6 years ago and they’re going strong, just had a kid during the pandemic Honestly there’s been a lot of teacher student action at the school I went to. Sadly it was never me lol

[@acco5038]

Good for them

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Daaaaaaamn

[@Hats502]

That’s some groomer action. Man was preparing that

[@willneverreadreplies]

He cultivated that punani for years.

[@vhscopyofseinfeld]

@@Hats502fucking hero. Salute ‘im.

[@jaymay7957]

My sister had to live with me when she was around 16 and I was like 24. Was a shitty situation but I let her have friends over until it became a problem… we had a pool and these girls wanted to come over all the time. Walking around the house in their bikinis and shit, and of course I got my bros over hanging out until I realized this was a fucking dangerous situation lol. I told my sister, hey you needa tell your friends they can’t be walking around the house in their bikinis and shit the whole time they’re here. She says “why?” Me “ what do you mean why? I don’t need someone going to jail” She kept playing dumb like she didn’t understand so I finally got pissed and told her straight up we don’t need one of your friends sneaking off with one of my buddies and fucking, you’re gonna get me in god damn trouble and you won’t have anywhere to live…. Her - “ my friends wouldn’t do that” Me - “ you’re a fucking idiot they ain’t coming over anymore then”

[@thydunk8182]

good ish

[@oddunb6190]

Should’ve smashed

[@6036000]

"They wouldn't do that" Lol for sure

[@AdNLB]

Sure, makes sense what you’re saying to her but it’s defo on the fellas to reign that shit in in that situation lol

[@joebarry4691]

Good on you sir. That had to be tough but wise n mature above your years

[@kingpinz101]

“you and me have something special stacy” 👨🏼‍🦳

[@iandante101]

In HS we had a teacher who was suspected of grooming the girls and low and behold, he got charged last year for soliciting sex with a minor

[@WallhacksYT]

in hs my teacher got charged with r*ping a freshman lol brockton high

[@lolmouf]

my hs had several sex scandals, mostly among teachers, but a few cheerleaders got it on with the history teacher. Also rumors that an english teacher got a train ran on her by the basketball team

[@Pondy33]

@@lolmouf she ended up on Oreilly factor and my older brother got her job

[@kevingallagher406]

i think everyone’s high school had a teacher that was smashing the students

[@acco5038]

@@WallhacksYT ma????

[@hals6118]

"has to think about health and... physiognomy" lmaoooo

[@dylanvelasquezsarria5483]

Craziest convo ever

[@benisontenison8225]

The dawgs talking about the difficult topics

[@HankyDank]

In high school we had 2 teacher/coaches that dated and ended up marrying former students... one asked the girl out the day we graduated lol

[@scottwakeling573]

Real Ass Dude of the week

[@gaseredtune5284]

Literally nothing wrong with that if he marries her.

[@047Kenny]

@@gaseredtune5284a little wrong with that.

[@yungpableezy69]

get this guy on a list@@gaseredtune5284

[@JackQNielsen]

I’m worried for Matt’s sake about what he’s gonna say in this one based on the title.

[@bluedragonrob1]

I taught high school for five years. Can confirm. Young girls will do everything in their power to get teachers thrown in jail. I would NEVER be alone with them in the classroom.

[@frame-perfectadskip9159]

Don't be alone with any underage girl or girl you don't know too well. They just have too much power to ruin your life with a lie

[@mattmitche11]

@@frame-perfectadskip9159 theyll pull a darcy every time

[@Iidentifyascorrect]

​@@mattmitche11Darcy told the truth though .

[@hewasagudboy9079]

You smashed huh

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

The Hunt (2012)

[@BasilHagens]

This has inspired me to get some high school snizz while I still can

[@thomasmitchell4128]

Tell your daddy in prison to take it easy on ya. That rectum is gonna be SMOKING

[@DockyPerky]

Imagining what the edit was here is hilarious

[@tomcruiiseship9461]

@@DockyPerky right lol

[@Naltddesha]

@@DockyPerky hahaha

[@d_boneswish1296]

Alright alright alright...

[@leethomas1400]

Drake flying too coose to the sun. Shane predicted it

[@C-OBrien]

I'm absolutely mistified that shane got cancelled for the fucking mild chinee bit when stuff like this exists

[@andylarkin5779]

What's wrong with this?

[@zahc2069]

@@andylarkin5779shut up dude

[@Swindel67]

You cant be taking this seriously bro

[@C-OBrien]

@@Swindel67 nah I don’t think he should be cancelled for either I’m just saying this is way more “cancellable” from the point of view of those pussy journalists

[@cloudbloom]

*mystified

[@chriscassidy9625]

The alphabet boys got us on a list after watching this

[@caleb3639]

this is one of the most incriminating full context clips i’ve ever heard

[@bigclint5622]

9:05 shane could not control himself lmao

[@MillionDollarMullettt]

This one was tip toeing the line and it was absolutely hilarious lol

[@aleksandrasbacevicius5070]

Called it with Drake

[@1995abv]

How does this have ads 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tyrawr4394]

How tf did this go one for so long😭😭

[@cristinapadilla9642]

If I ever have a daughter and she wants to argue about wearing shorts to school and comes up with some feminist response ima show them this video

[@HolyChaoMu]

It's a real good PSA. There's a reason Mohammed said cover your whole body in cloth. 😂

[@eyemallears2647]

Oh god I feel normal

[@trevor8851]

Chris Delia and Shane should start a podcast together. Lots of common ground.

[@kenclarke5966]

Both great comedians who fuck?

[@michaelmanning6161]

You’re such a pussy

[@deadboybobby9551]

If anything comes back to bite Shane it’s gotta be this😭

[@80sJoel]

Was expecting this to be about how kids don’t listen and are terrible people.

[@jamesdavid2852]

Do you, Low T 😂

[@Cmac5612]

This is insane how this isn’t deleted yet

[@coffeepot3123]

I was dying at this part 09:48

[@america8706]

We're not beating the allegations with this one, boys.

[@garbo7779]

I once had a hot English teacher tell me i reminded her of her ex boyfriend. I was like, “huh. That’s interesting.” Years later I realized I was 18 and she was 23 . Fuuuuuuuuck!!!!

[@nitrodubs8966]

I'm a young single high school teacher and don't really have issues. Yeah, some older class girls obviously developed more than others. But you gotta just keep er' movin lol. The college TAs and student teachers are fair game lol.

[@FumblsTheSniper]

Every time I’ve worked with kids there’s always some 20-25-ish baes all stressed out hanging around. Very high quality too.

[@michaelj6392]

@@FumblsTheSniper you mean struggling single moms?

[@kadenstimpson3167]

​@@michaelj6392 the stress keeps it tight

[@tonysamosa1717]

This conversation is as honest as it gets

[@multicoloredwiz]

Holy shit they Wilding for this LMFAOO

[@nickgardner3154]

matt is funniest man on planet

[@CharlesMarks-nf8sg]

I don’t know if I’m drunk but this is one of the best of the secret cast 💕

[@alexanderforbes1452]

I worked at a high school for a couple years. I could assume the professional mind set, didn't look at the girls or have any inappropriate thoughts... most of the time. There were a couple girls that provided a serious challenge. Got me thinking "I'm only 22, dude, it's not that weird, they're only like four or five years younger than me".

[@bruhbruhhh6592]

Bro really typed all that and decided to hit post 😬💀

[@nathanballance2347]

And that's when you hand in your resignation before you mess up and go to jail. We all gotta know our limits

[@-Azure.EXE-]

Satan couldn't extract this from me

[@tonysamosa1717]

Deadass. I will not confirm anything

[@taj6519]

This was the wildest thing I’ve heard in a minute 😂

[@William2Firearms]

This comment section is sketchy. You're not supposed to say it out loud fellas..

[@cartermcmillian4865]

Ong I feel like I’m the only one weirded out by ts

[@jeremypearce3056]

This is uncomfortably relatable.

[@jeremypearce3056]

Edit: lost the relatable part at about 10:00 lmao

[@liamleonard9120]

Maybe women should be the only ones allowed to teach 😂😂

[@PepsiFuture]

Everyone would end up retarded…

[@liamleonard9120]

@@PepsiFuture end up retarded or diddled

[@CodeeXD]

That's part of the reason we got so many pussies running around now

[@jerryamescua]

as a high t man I can relate. I would never allow myself to be icarus

[@amazingkris]

I need to hear more of Shane's Louis CK impressions. Oh my god, I didn't know such a thing was possible.

[@Basrilla1831]

Glad I was in the middle of nowhere listening to this holy shit😂

[@Meekmillan]

I went to my homies party when I was 21-22 and met this pretty girl there. I knew we went to the same high school but I didn’t know when she graduated, I knew it wasn’t my class, so I figured she was a year or two older. So I’m just making casual conversion and eventually start hitting on her and it’s going good. Then it’s getting a lil frisky, all while in the middle of the party. That’s when my homie calls me over and told me that was the 16 year old sister of our class mates. Whoops lol

[@zerocool5395]

Hell yeah dude 👊🏿

[@dustinrisinger1958]

Lucky lol

[@patriot9487]

@@zerocool5395 You should be disarticulated

[@paulmallon8823]

It feels illegal just listening to this😂

[@natehoulihan1872]

this is fucking wild😂😂😂

[@bobbyaxelrod5959]

What people don’t know is after this episode they kept talking about it for 7 hours.

[@Bgot7]

I would be laughing for seven hours then because dude for this segment, I was just dying at work

[@anthonyn1157]

Getting on a watchlist with this episode.

[@gurpchirp]

i taught middle school and it was fine. i taught high school and it was rough. 😬 you're a liar if you don't know what i'm talking about.

[@trippljjj]

This is the wildest shit on KZbin

[@shipyarddaddy2226]

Fucking hysterical talking about the girls. I was crying in my truck. So true!🤦‍♂️

[@jakw97]

As developed as they seem, it does not mean their 18.

[@T_D_B_]

ATTABOY

[@PepsiFuture]

they’re

[@jakw97]

@@PepsiFuture You're a Virgin

[@Ellron23]

Fuckin peepop you got my laughing before I even open the video

[@jessevvs]

Nah this episode is ccraazzzzyyyy😂

[@AA-vl4iw]

The line being walked here is so thin 😂

[@SevenTwelve-h5u]

I’ve heard Shane call 16-17 year olds hot like 20 times now

[@billbadson7598]

_"I have the balls of a Roman senator, dude."_ Relatable

[@bodybuildingnewsnetwork]

I almost peed at the barber today listening to this.

[@edwarddailey21]

Dude these girls go to college parties and some are the best looking ones and you find out they r 17 and you want to go to confession.

[@tommy_noble]

You have a serial murderer name

[@thomasleblanc1305]

Repent

[@JohnnysChingaderas]

Holy shit, it’s like either Shane or Matt was almost crossing the line but never crossed it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mattgoyeau]

nah they fs crossed that shit multiple times😂

[@JohnnysChingaderas]

@@mattgoyeau 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jayrific]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

[@shaun2258]

Fucking wild 💀💀

[@MegaMan-bs3oy]

Me and my oldest friend are 36 still joke about our 7th&8th grade teacher staring down girls shirts. He used to walk around asking kids if they needed help. He would stop like dick and ball to head level next to the girls and be like yeah you need something Ashley? Just trying to get them close to it, haha

[@iatnehsergio9663]

"I got balls of a Roman senator" 5:01 love it

[@NoVaSac]

This is the most baffling MSSP clip ever😅, it’s got me dying laughing but damn it feels wrong laughing at it

[@concon4050]

“I have the balls of a Roman senator” 😩👌🏼💦

[@GunBreaux]

I went to a recruiting event at a high school and it was the strangest experience ever. The teachers didn't look any older than the students. I eventually figured out all the nervous or mad ones were students, the bored ones were teachers.

[@Derek_Keenan]

lol Matt said "physiotomy"

[@daking3189]

My moms highschool math teacher came to her party and dropped acid with everone lmao late 70s. What a time to b alive

[@timj4601]

bruh shane could get full blown cancelled for some of the shit he says here 😂😂 like bro at least say "teenager", stop calling them kids 😂

[@WallhacksYT]

so that's why they call it a teenis

[@dennismetzger9287]

I like how they where roasting the guy to quit being a teacher and shane is like ya i couldnt be a teacher lmao

[@diezelsyndicate553]

"I have the balls of a Roman senator" 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️

[@023Reaper]

My guy said PHYSIOMANY 😂 LOL

[@harpermundyy]

The most notorious.

[@Naltddesha]

He sure is