Nugget Branding | The Tim Dillon Show

[@-8l-924]

Words can’t describe how calming it is to watch this trucker with $1M sunglasses rant about Britney Spears.

[@bobbyganeej]

now if he could only have a mental breakdown, shave his head like she did, date Kevin Federline, and get a Las Vegas residency

[@customerguy8581]

Can't believe he puts on $2M sunglasses just to podcast for us. We are so lucky he graces us with his $3M sunglass-bespectacled face ranting the red-faced rage of a man with Irish blood coursing through his pale blue veins.

[@PSOpwnage]

Pregnant trucker*

[@wilsonpatterson6729]

​@@PSOpwnagefake business

[@iknowallthesadsongs2115]

He’s doing coke

[@bobjones2187]

I love how Tim calls himself an “ex-gay cocaine addict” implying he’s no longer gay and is still a coke addict

[@AdamThoba2]

fruadien slip?

[@PREZIDENTIALalt]

Fire comment

[@steveny8071]

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed this 😭

[@yoursblameless8394]

Ooh minute mark

[@nicholassauer2612]

Fat old people cant do coke. You gotta pick a lane.

[@PocketGatoSleeps]

the last few episodes have felt like a Tim Dillon renaissance, feels like I’m watching during the middle of the pandemic again

[@nottroy4500]

Someone says this every time but it's the first time I've really agreed. He's on a tear.

[@GuntherSDoumson2178]

Pandemic Tim was the best time of my life! I miss the lockdowns!

[@christophersecreto5686]

​@@GuntherSDoumson2178 Tim Dillon was so high energy and engaged back then. This Tim Dillon is 50% of what he once was.

[@rufusblue8044]

You don't want to hear more podcasters talk about podcasting

[@Feroal2]

He’s on fire most definitely

[@andrewstadterman329]

"Everyone's autistic now" God I love Tim

[@conanmcclanahan1069]

The man is an Oracle!

[@vasyllunin3058]

He stole that bit from Redbar

[@jlllx]

he's right tho. everyone is autistic or has adhd . it's really just shitty parenting.

[@rem_av]

This thread is for sure

[@orientaleskimo5821]

@@jlllx most people with autism and adhd are really just suffering from a neuro-immune disease that produces symptoms similar to autism and adhd.

[@JohnyG14]

Tim stopping the nugget article right before it says the kids autistic and then proceeds to say the only way your kid burns their leg w a nugget is if their retarded was absolutely killing me 😂😂😂

[@themarketm8382]

A butch lesbian poet wearing $425,000 sunglasses telling me how I deserve nothing but the worst, has given me the strength to keep going another day. Love, Q

[@iB_pOpN]

Touching sentiments. 🥂

[@customerguy8581]

New Q drop is EN FUEGO BASED AND TIMOTHY-PILLED

[@Chris-ro7mn]

Every day, we fail, but every day, we try again - Pepe the Frog

[@daweller]

every week, the value of those sunglasses goes up. Damn inflation

[@aidonwelsh8968]

“Love, Q” ahahahhhahaha😂😂😂

[@HarvestMoon2049]

Tim looks like the baseball coach that hangs out and smokes near the concession stand benches when his team's not playing.

[@keegannjk1]

And while they are playing

[@danksidoodles]

Coach has a runny nose and a special water bottle only for coach too eh!?

[@customerguy8581]

Tim looks like the guy who sold my uncle his dying mother's hydrocodone after she did chemo.

[@darkside5452]

Tim looks like the guy you find watching you when you do something stupid in public.

[@jacksons7599]

I love this comment. Americana!

[@jb7720]

Tim just writes a entire epic movie about a Venezuelan in a rant ??!!?? Come on man that was pure gold !!!

[@jb7720]

Shit you could probably make it three separate movies The upbringing becoming a dad and construction worker end ot with his first deal, second one easily just becoming a king pin realizing all the power is in politics, third he creates a legacy political family and becomes the first president born out of country!

[@badkarma11b]

I wonder if Jennifer will sue the congressman for child support

[@corrob]

new season of Narcos right there hah

[@jb7720]

@@badkarma11b HA

[@dcollins1429]

Hopefully, this doesn't get him in trouble with the writers guilds.

[@xZOOMORPHICx]

my autistic kids and narcissistic wife are driving me nuts. this is my sanctuary for the next hour. 🙏

[@RoosterOvenMittz6969]

Conduct some fake business and sell them some precious gemstones and get them all caught up in a pyramid scheme, yes or yes.

[@julianbluefeather8491]

Just be loving and supportive but also strong for your kids. They will love you for it. My mom is a narcissist and I saw it when I got older

[@fredocuomo5386]

put on a wig and a dress, assert your dominance

[@Squirtle_Bob]

Head up brother

[@sallysue8176]

My uncle is a narcissist. Good thing, I can easily keep my distance. He treats my mom (his sister) disrespectfully he is so mean to her. But when my dad is there, he is on his best behavior. Anyway TMI it’s rough. I sympathize.

[@darrenneels8679]

The duality of this man. Spraying truth like a new age Carlin and dressing like he traps large rodents for a living. Life in the pig city❤

[@nateoliver3285]

This reminds me of old school Tim Dillon during the pandemic. Best show in a while.

[@JoshuaGay-ux4px]

This is the best podcast I've seen in a long time from him they're all good but this is Tim Dillon god mode this guy's stream-of-consciousness is amazing

[@BigMPC]

The last half has me dying!!!

[@modelchanger1332]

I think he had help from an off-white powder, great pod either way

[@goodfellow408]

Your name is Joshua Gay. My name is Joshua and I am gay. Mind blown.

[@onewiththeragingwind6730]

Dillon getting consistent again. God love ya Pig. Can you please…for CHRIST…have Shane Gilliy on soon.

[@dimitrisolejak26]

No way dude

[@deinemuttiification]

@@dimitrisolejak26 wroong

[@dillon8992]

Gotta love it when the Dawgs and pigs collab

[@WhiteMale-n8o]

Should be soon they have shows together coming up

[@sitonmuhdeckasshole]

Podcast GOATs

[@greenpilltheory6649]

"Look, here's a shelter & we've made mashed potatoes for these people." I love it when the human family pulls it together.

[@kingsleytuccerthe3rd90]

😂😂😂 That nugget segment was fuckin epic. Im belly laughing and crying from laughter right now.

[@keegannjk1]

I’d buy this guy’s energy drink

[@ShangHighRoller]

It's an off-white powder. Pinkish or yellowish.

[@DennisMoore664]

But are you enough of a chad to drink his kool-aid?

[@SafetyLucas]

It's just a mixture of cocaine and cum

[@Andres-yu4uf]

"It's like instead of just breathing, you have nuggets" so true 🤣

[@plnkfloydian7814]

Lol

[@tech1238]

😂 I use nuggets as a palette cleanser in between burgers

[@blacksea245]

Imagine the traumatizing bedtime stories Tim would tell his future children. 😂

[@customerguy8581]

Tim really out here making butt babies with his twink lacrosse-playing fiance. What a legend.

[@julianbluefeather8491]

Customer Guy who is the lacrosse playing twink?

[@areyoutheregoditsmedave]

its a good thing that will never happen.

[@YouWillFindYouInYouTube]

IN A WORLD WHERE BRITNEY SPEARS DIDNT HAVE A CONSERVATIVESHIP 😂

[@darkside5452]

In a world where women are no longer needed…

[@bvlogs4083]

By far the most articulate and original comic out today. Yes or yes?

[@sitonmuhdeckasshole]

Nick Mullen, Jerrod Carmichael, Shane Gillis and Louis CK right there but I feel ya haha

[@offendineveryway9411]

My personal favorite out there right now.

[@yourdogisbeautiful5845]

Only seen him live once but watched all his recorded stuff. Truthfully, he’s an alright comedian and an outstanding broadcaster. There a lot of much better standups rn His podcast is elite though, give ya that

[@searabeara5328]

Yes or yes? In his voice makes me cry laughing

[@npc1386]

Tim, Nick Mullen and Theo Von

[@blahblahwhocares4157]

Tim’s Hunting garb is exceptional.

[@RoosterOvenMittz6969]

*Twink hunting season is upon us*

[@nickysantoro9194]

Ooooo couldnt even fucking see him

[@Mizsheen]

The only thing Tim shoots is bum darts

[@CCitis]

Ralph Lauren

[@darkside5452]

@@CCitis Ralph Lauren makes child hunting gear now?

[@ramonsantana6916]

“ Ex gay cocaine addict “ he’s not gay anymore guys. We did it 😂

[@Avrgjsph]

Cmon. Somebody find someone tim fucked.

[@mrscruffles801]

He's still addicted to cocaine but at least he's kicked his gay habit.

[@Sludgedump]

Tim will never understand how much he just saved my life

[@LordTempist]

I have two reasons for living right now. Tim Dillion and UFO disclosure. The nugget bit was magical.

[@felyxmillicent6538]

Greatest podcast of all time.

[@customerguy8581]

Yeah, Kill Tony rocks! Why are you mentioning it here though?

[@maxrox2363]

Tim is unmatched.

[@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT]

@@customerguy8581L fucking take

[@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT]

@@EUCvibes 🤣🤣🤣 idiotic

[@xxxxxx89xxxx30]

This should not even be called a podcast... This man gives a voice to a generation slowly drowning in the sea of lies and false promises.

[@sangyedorje]

The nugget detective strikes back.

[@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT]

Tim Dillon is the missing Trump trial juror.

[@trayyoutube]

I trust him to abide by the constitution

[@trayyoutube]

#yesoryes

[@oN3xShOtxkilL]

He’ll be the juror with the black panther fist

[@PunjabiProductions22]

Tim Dillon is the reason we all need to avoid saturated fats

[@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT]

@@PunjabiProductions22bold words from someone named Panda… but yes

[@samueld6083]

Tim get Britney on the pod .

[@nathanbuss5044]

Best episode I’ve seen in months and only 20 minutes in. You are getting your groove back.

[@SM-zr4nc]

Dear Tim, Excellent episode I feel like we are swininging back to 2020/19 themes and rants. Please keep this style, it is why you went viral and is your special sauce.

[@Saith516]

A tale of MK Ultra'd celebrities and molten chicken nuggets. Another Tim classic.

[@user--710]

"You have an ex gay cocaine addict" 5:14. Tim revealing the truth we knew all along

[@rhysault-du4ek]

Who thinks Trump makes a few good points

[@danksidoodles]

Is he no Longer a gay or a cokehead… 🤔

[@MARKNORMANDSINNERTHOUGHTS]

We knew he’s not gay anymore but still a huge coke addict

[@Mizsheen]

He said it twice

[@albertosantosramirez]

Be real , out of your league

[@julianbluefeather8491]

I hope everyone has a great day! Tomorrow will be better. Keep your head up

[@customerguy8581]

Thanks Julian, you too :)

[@areyoutheregoditsmedave]

thank you julian. God bless you.

[@darkside5452]

It realistically can’t get better, but I like the optimism. I appreciate it

[@adamgardener8624]

Shut UP!!!

[@lukeandrewmusic2733]

my favorite weekly routine. thank you Tim. nobody else could make it so clear how far downhill my life has gone ❤️

[@JaredB47]

27:00 The greatest rant on American Culture in the history of ranting

[@husamettin_amayandancakar1553]

watching this via Starlink before Wagner terminators close in on our trenches..... Slava Ukrani

[@monrow1961]

Its a real knife fight out there

[@N0ahface]

​@@monrow1961 Bakhmut is just life in the bug city

[@robh467]

Don't rest until you're like the west and your suffering population decline and can discuss it over a fist fight at a waffle house.

[@justincrider]

Stay strong give em hell

[@Winn-Daniel]

Tim is a comedic genius He's amazing can't share the love I have for this man

[@Kosovar_Chicken]

I worked at McDonalds as a teen, the nuggets sit in warming trays for way too long. There’s no damn way the nugget was scolding hot.

[@ultrameticulous]

There's no way they came straight from the fryer? That's very likely what happened. Run out of nuggets, waiting on new ones, from fryer to lap. Straight from fryer then between belt and skin, especially for an extended period, would do it. Then, the child has a condition where they are verbally limited and may not understand what to do in the situation, to prioritize getting it off her skin. This is all speculation, but I won't pass judgement, especially after being duped by the disinformation campaign surrounding the woman and her hot coffee. Go dive into that story. Pun intended, just like the coffee, it boils down to an expectation of the product not being excessively hot. The child's mother is aware of her condition, but didn't think she was in Superheated Nugget Territory. She thought her child was dealing with normal temperature food and didn't have to worry about such a thing.

[@dialedmedia_]

I'm not going to take a sip from my drink while watching Tim Dillon anymore, he said "let's make mashed potatoes for these people" and I spit soda all over my laptop. Great, great content

[@rockandrollisyourmom]

Tim will make The Joker great again.

[@xrystiang8923]

Tims spot on about the chicken nugget... His version is way more plausible 😂

[@julianbluefeather8491]

Tim calls himself an “Ex-gay cocaine addict”

[@thomaslauria4300]

I mean the first 5 mins alone, "not all child stars are going to end up like me". Timmy dilly is a national fucking treasure

[@RD-qb7sd]

I love Tim's black voice during the nugget bit. "Now listen baby, I's a here to hurt you"

[@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT]

Yeah it’s almost as if the mom and child are black…

[@jmua8450]

“If I had an autistic child I’d burn them with a chicken nugget.” 😂😂

[@CoolAdam247]

Tim looking like he just came back from a hunting trip with Joe Rogan and he returned alone with a Dick Cheney shirt on. 😎👍💥💥💥💥

[@max-fj7np]

Keep the episodes sporadic my guy. I need my dopamine hits at random times throughout the week. My dopamine spikes higher when it is not scheduled in advance

[@tomik6537]

no tim dill is my guy!

[@woodyfpv5331]

Random dopamine is the best dopamine.

[@hjv7121]

So that’s why my food is always cold at McDonalds, they are worried about getting sued for it being too hot 😂

[@BaldHeadedManc]

There's a reason their coffee and tea cups have multiple warnings on them.. morons pour a steaming hot coffee all over their face and then sue. What a country.

[@mustavogaia2655]

We are 5 years away from someone suing a state/county for not warming about how wet the ocean is.

[@jayweiss4378]

Truth and Justice the Tim Dillon way 🇺🇸

[@KyleAndrew]

This is art work. I literally stood up and applauded when this ended. Tim, your friends at DXL say hello.

[@Hyperactivations]

27:20 Jennifer/ American Dream 40:45 Nugget Litigation 46:24 Tamarac Florida

[@TheRubberStudiosASMR]

I’m watching a guy with $10 million dollar sunglasses while I renovate my cardboard box by the freeway.

[@1Dann123]

Amazing episode! I can’t wait to brand my children with McNuggets, truly the American dream!

[@ICUP570]

Tim and Shane could be the craziest little league baseball coaches

[@SafetyLucas]

And Louis could be the team manager

[@notsure725]

Stavros could be the team dad that provides the snacks

[@idiamin1457]

Pro shop. Full tilt. Just cruising , and he’s free styling . It’s so slipshod that it’s morbidly compelling. Comedy this pure can only be live

[@griizzd]

Electoral district comment commissioner

[@jahpalma]

I'm undocumented and I watch this show.

[@colinb8332]

@immigration sorry man just exercising my rights to report

[@cecilyerker]

I’m calling ICE

[@davinnicode]

ay papi!

[@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT]

Ay dios mio

[@damianroiz128]

we'll all vote for you once you run for Congress 😅

[@Turb0Man14]

Nothing like a good solo podcast

[@scottsmith8162]

Remember the HILARIOUS podcast he did with Bill Burr?! 😅

[@BaldHeadedManc]

​@@scottsmith8162 we don't talk about that here

[@customerguy8581]

YES! **NOT** AN INTERVIEW SHOW! KEEP IT SOLO!!!

[@oN3xShOtxkilL]

Unless Carb Kump comes on, more solo less interviews

[@ThEGEnIuS198]

He just keeps evolving, unlike the rest of us.

[@TheCosmicFreeway]

leave Britney ALONE!

[@jopo7996]

We now know that this is actually Tim Spears, Britney's older, possibly gay brother, and sole beneficiary in her will.

[@ARDG89]

this episode was ridiculous😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm surprised KZbin hasn't banned his channel by now. I wonder if they demonetized it already? i think its safe to say yes haha

[@ruthlesssrabbit321]

Just sitting here watching Tim casually make up a story about a molested immigrant guy who murders his way up to congressman. Got me more invested than Heat & Shawshank combined.

[@alandestephano7606]

Yo the nugget branding rant is hysterical! You could throw that in a special easily

[@BioluminescentTree]

I think this is probably the first time I've literally cried laughing listening to one of his episodes. Thank you, I just so happened to be in a really bad mood so yeah.

[@majicogarcia8417]

I love how Tim is always moving the microphone around.😂😆

[@MrVacca]

Best Mother’s Day podcast ever

[@juancuelloespinosa]

I think it's interesting that the sounds of the girl's screams were played in court, which means the mom, instead of helping her daughter remove whatever was hurting her, took some time to open her phone and record the whole thing?

[@mrscruffles801]

If that question wasn't asked in court then I'm losing the last bit of faith in the justice system I had.

[@monrow1961]

I don't see why the US can't take in more immigrants, what social programs or institution are there even left for them to syphon/leach off by now? The postal service?

[@monrow1961]

Maybe all the criminals getting into the US could bring their guns with them to the border and in exchange for entrence we seize their guns and send them to Ukraine

[@darkside5452]

I spoke with someone who is from Liberia and he told me that whole families are able to survive on $3 US dollars a day worth of food. That’s how much our currency is worth in other countries where the illegal immigrants come from. When they send back the untaxed money they earn here, their families live like elites there. There’s something wrong about exporting the American dream at the expense of Americans’ American dream. These people are not looking to stay. Watch how they will flee once the US dollar loses its value.

[@monrow1961]

@@darkside5452 Well then hopefully the US dollar falls off a cliff soon.

[@darkside5452]

@@monrow1961 well, unless you live somewhere else that doesn’t do business with the United States; that’s going to be very bad. The good news is that if Americans suffer everyone else is going to suffer. The bad news is the severity of the suffering

[@holdenmcclure]

I mean forget about scalding hot nugget. I've never even gotten a WARM nugget from McDonalds. I'm calling bullshit on this story.

[@miroirs-jumeaux]

the woman who sued about the hot coffee was right though ~ the burns were severe, it wasn't frivolous not sure about nuggets

[@ashleighwike5371]

The pictures of her burns are horrible

[@darkside5452]

She was old, right? Have you witnessed what old people skin does under ordinary circumstances? If you use high school grade toilet paper to wipe something off old people skin, they will bleed like you ripped an artery open. Old people get second degree burns from pool water…

[@darkside5452]

And it was as frivolous as frivolous gets…

[@robh467]

She shouldn't have spilled it on herself.

[@darkside5452]

I spoke with someone who is from Liberia and he told me that whole families are able to survive on $3 US dollars a day worth of food. That’s how much our currency is worth in other countries where the illegal immigrants come from. When they send back the untaxed money they earn here, their families live like elites there. There’s something wrong about exporting the American dream at the expense of Americans’ American dream. These people are not looking to stay. Watch how they will flee once the US dollar loses its value.

[@ianmurphy6903]

Does anyone else forget Kamila is our VP. And as a former McDonalds Employee I can 100% verify we will not get you your food that quickly enough so that you could burn yourself. It'll be room temp if ur lucky

[@M_M_U_S_A]

THANKS for recanting the origin story of George Santos getting to Congress

[@captainDL3]

Just watched the whole thing. Best episode yet. Thank you.

[@HITTHEPANDA]

agreed

[@stubstunner]

Damn that was fast.

[@Squirtle_Bob]

​@@stubstunner potentially spotify

[@captainDL3]

@@Squirtle_Bob KZbin for sure. Into the cage with Britney you go.

[@tarico4436]

@@captainDL3 And for you, cap'n? The pit.

[@garyny4073]

Shout out Tim for mentioning Westchester co. NY , aka bestchester , aka worstchester 😅😅. Gary from Westchester

[@mrblackglobal]

Kamala Harris is the new Paula Abdul { American Idol phase)

[@Planewalker1999]

I would hate to lose this show on KZbin in all seriousness

[@mdiaz3429]

The best part of this is being a Tamarac resident and finding Tim's depiction of the nugget incident to be 100% accurate.

[@snowxtra]

Tim Dillion is like your fun uncle

[@Kvothe_The_Bloodless]

I'm going to get a happy meal and my daughter is gonna take this one for the team. Her 5 year old skin will endure and feel better when dads new jetski zooms past our new lakehouse.

[@jaymethodus3421]

The party at max capacity metaphor is amazing lmao

[@StadiumHandz]

Mike David & Tim Dillon would be a great meeting of the minds

[@monrow1961]

Miles Davis and Tim Dillon

[@Matt-Glover]

Imagine if Tim was the white house press secretary.

[@VoorheesPK]

This is the tim I missed.

[@redred8328]

Ex gay 😂 Seeing Tim check out that chick at Kill Tony and gulping because he actually really loves gorgeous women was priceless. Enough of the charade Tim show us your arm candy!

[@domja9389]

Tim should be Britney Spears manager.

[@oblivionrules12369]

“Mostly peaceful” chicken nugget. -McDonalds Public Relations

[@2010kgurl]

Thank you, Pig. This made my unimportant job of being a nurse and wiping butts meaningful, tonight.

[@cecilyerker]

The people whose butts you wipe probably appreciate you.

[@hehe6969]

Wipe my butt mummy nurse

[@michaelstarr5861]

Remember, after the Finkelstein broadcast, USDA (or whatever quality control agency) tested 100+ McDonald's locations. Found HUMAN DNA in the MEAT at something like 85-95 restaurants. "And ya know, we uhh, we gotta do what we do!"

[@bubbytumby8509]

Thank God for a new episode. I hate when Tim has guests. I love Tim Dillon

[@zachzabel148]

Imagine 4million lost family members showing up on your door.

[@chriswest7639]

I love Tim, but Pandemic Tim, smoking and sitting on the balcony occasionally spitting was everything

[@Heyyofryman]

Yeah I’m a CFO of my fake business, Chief Faith Officer 😤🤲🏻🙌🏻🙏🏻

[@ergonomicgroove4423]

“If I had an autistic daughter and I needed money I would burn her leg with a nugget” -Tim Dillon

[@dblackout1107]

This is one of the best episodes. I’m watching it a second time I love it so much.

[@velocitor3792]

Wasn't "Flowers in the Attic" about a successful conservatorship story?

[@aperez377]

Tim is in phenomenal summer rant mode, I counted like 6 amazing rants in this episode ❤❤

[@dogeordie2405]

Tim’s the type of guy that would go and adopt some 16 year old kids

[@griizzd]

Hahaha

[@mr7wi]

The American Dream rant is right up there with the End If America rant on Rogan.

[@scotuslaurentius2763]

That immigrant monologue was truly amazing - that was artful.

[@iwonderifdrugzarebad]

Holy shit Tim is my favorite person ever. Greatest one man podcast ever.

[@areyoutheregoditsmedave]

bill burr lost his authenticity and tim is right there to take the reigns from him and ride the one-man-podcast pony into the land of glory

[@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT]

@@areyoutheregoditsmedaveBurr went Hollywood and acted as if his time on O&A didn’t exist. He can go to hell. Didn’t let Cumia attend the Patrice memorial.