Number Neighbours from Hell

Because I felt this 2019 fad passed without a proper analysis of all the carnage it caused.
TRISH STICK YOUR NOSE OUT

[@cube492]

Imagine you go to your irl neighbor and say hello, and they say “How did you find my house? I didn’t tell anyone where it is. Are you stalking me?”

[@PolrisTired]

And when you tell them that you're neighbors because your house is next to theirs, they go "I didn't sign up for this! Fuck off"

[@megamojo1041]

@@PolrisTired and then the next day they knock at your house just to tell you to fuck off

[@MrConfused.]

@@megamojo1041 i read that as: "They go to your house to fuck u" 💀

[@squidiskool]

@@PolrisTired LMAO

[@Ezekiel_Allium]

@@PolrisTired What we all wish we could tell our neighbors. For example our neighbors to our right moved our fenceline like six feet to our side so they had more room on their property, and the neighbor on our left shot our dog in front of me as a child literally six days after they got out of prison. Don't even get me started on the rich people up the hill from us or our neighbor across the road that bragged about hitting his wife to us that one time.

[@HQ_Default]

"Looks like I need to put up a fence" Okay that's a pretty good comeback, ngl

[@sapphirestar3978]

Kind of a burn

[@Nonexistility]

@@sapphirestar3978 That's what your parents said when your mom got pregnant.

[@sapphirestar3978]

@@Nonexistility that... doesnt even make sense..what?

[@carrot632]

@@sapphirestar3978 what

[@sapphirestar3978]

@@carrot632 someone tried to pull a "thats what she said" joke out of what i had said before but it didnt make any sense

[@takethesoup]

“If you poor katchup into your coffee, it’s not coffee anymore. It’s a cheeseburger?” conversations with this person would be legendary.

[@RatTheDog]

Betty White's death, though🥺

[@ryanhernandez8324]

If you mix coffee grounds and ground beef, you get ground grounds.

[@cakeisyummy5755]

*pour

[@TheNasaDude]

Thats a Bill Wurtz level threat

[@aidanaylward9237]

@@ryanhernandez8324 coffee beef

[@lilysfiles3880]

i texted my number neighbour once, they responded with “i dont know what a number neighbour is but im only 12 years old and if you ever text me again the only neighbour you will have is the one next to your prison cell” i think about that kid a lot 😭

[@HesterAnadilF0REVER]

Wow that’s brilliant

[@turbo_marc]

looks like a message you would get on xbox

[@bigbootybuster777]

@@turbo_marcHELP 💀

[@sasvkeee._]

my gosh

[@Omicron9999]

Smart kid.

[@Jaunty_Jeff]

The best part is how nearly all of them asked how the person got their number right after they get the explanation

[@DindellaTheDefender]

Working customer service of any kind consists of having this experience with people all day long. People don’t pay attention/don’t absorb information quickly sometimes, and it can really make or break your day. But this video? This video is a “make your day” experience, and I’m living.

[@a..4255]

@@DindellaTheDefender i apologize on behalf of my mom

[@Jaunty_Jeff]

@@DindellaTheDefender i can imagine!!

[@ExtantThylacine]

Imagine knocking on your neighbour's door and them asking how you got their address.

[@chrismanuel9768]

That assumes they know what the fuck "number neighbor" means, which people that don't spend all day on Reddit and Facebook... don't. Normal people don't know who the fuck you are or why you're texting them.

[@snfriedm]

This video accurately represents my relationship with my neighbors.

[@roberine7241]

@Boluga no and I don't want to. bot

[@holymolyiahteingpvz]

Cars have neighbours?

[@michealshixam1731]

I tapped it, I think it’s safe…

[@michealshixam1731]

WOW YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS! kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4K3iKKolJehq5Y (for legal reasons, this is a joke. Sadly people don’t get those anymore.)

[@sIugger]

@ТоммуIппit 🅥 Can someone click on this link and confirm to me that it isn't a virus?

[@Speed-TV]

Texdoor numbers in a nutshell: "Hi I am your number neighbor!" "How did you get my number?" "My number is one digit from yours!" "How did you get my number?"

[@donovanjoseph737]

*Detailed explanation* “Fuck off”

[@hhhhj5831]

One time I accidentally texted a random number and this is deadass how they act like wtf…? Must be old people…?

[@brunobruno-c1d]

@MrHolyKindness the thing is, why go through such effort just to explain it? if they cant understand 'our numbers is the same except for the last one' then they're probably not someone you wanna talk with anyway - as you can see by over half of the ones in this video

[@rubeedi1015]

Nah its more like: Me: Hello! I'm ur number neighbor! Number neighbor (NN): who the fuck r u Me: I'm rube NN: fuck off u dumbass

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"It's-" "If you do not recite the Russian alphabet backwards in half a second I'm going to call my friend in the military"

[@anoth112]

My number neighbour messaged me first, then when I said hello they proceeded to exclusively tell me obscure fun facts. It's been five months and they only stopped last week. I am terrified.

[@name-nn7cs]

LMAO

[@themuffincat]

lool

[@lurisdream9588]

dw they're just coming to tell you the fun facts in person ☺️

[@anoth112]

@@lurisdream9588 uh oh

[@kristigarrigan7046]

😀 🫲OO🫱 🦶🦶

[@anotherstrangecommenter]

The one who sent the demonic Teletubbies chant should bring their number neighbor for a hang out sometime :)

[@michealshixam1731]

Here be the bots

[@hiddendagger7]

@ТоммуIппit 🅥 i was literally moments away from clicking that, close one

[@mrmannsalt2444]

I remember the Teletubbies one it’s very creepy when you know what it says but I kinda forgot what it said all I know is the word They was in there

[@mrmannsalt2444]

And something about sins?

[@indigowendigo8165]

Yeah, that one was awesome. XD

[@daisiesforghosts]

I accidentally met my text door neighbor at a temp job. He was showing me how to fill out an intake form and just used his number and I was confused because I thought he was trying to use my number but messed up and was like “why did this guy try to memorize my number?!” Then we found out

[@bingusmcdingus2969]

Are you married now?

[@michealshixam1731]

Neat. I hope it blossoms into a friendship. It’d be brilliant…

[@looniemoonie5955]

@@bingusmcdingus2969 yeah I expected something like this lmao, sounds like a movie plot. Maube I am just a romance freak

[@thishuman1621]

This is literally a movie plot, please update it when something happens

[@Bagofnowt]

You live in a wattpad fic

[@insertcleverpunhere718]

i love how with most the textdoor neighbors in the video half of them have no idea how it works and think they are being spied on and the other half knows exactly what it is and want to be left alone and half of that group will send the wildest things to scare people away

[@realname4625]

I'm half German, half Irish, and half not good with fractions.

[@DCBfanboy]

@@realname4625 they didn't make a mistake if you read it carefully

[@Minceraft69]

@@realname4625 lol but nah they were right, half of a half is a quarter

[@87goats.]

Ahh yes 3 haves

[@realname4625]

@@DCBfanboy like I said, /I'M/ half not good at fractions.

[@DuckyTheFox]

Dude I feel so bad for that guy who lost his wife, must be recent if the number is still active. I hope he's doing okay.

[@supotter377]

Yeah that is the only one I feel bad for, but everyone else takes it waaay too seriously like calm down it’s just supposed to a small fun thing.

[@olivercharles2930]

I don't really feel bad for him because nothing actually happened.

[@horrorfanatic79]

@@olivercharles2930 imagine being this naive

[@olivercharles2930]

@@horrorfanatic79 Imagine being this annoying

[@horrorfanatic79]

@@olivercharles2930 thank you! i aspire to be like this HAHAHA

[@hanjis5894]

My number neighbor was an old man who straight up facetimed me after I messaged him a greeting. I was startled at first, but he was so friendly and told me how he thought my message was nice & thanked me for texting him. He was so sweet 🥺

[@TsovoaLevone]

Blessed comment

[@yupyup2347]

Cap

[@bunnyboo6295]

The elderly can get lonely so a friendly hello brightens their day

[@paracame8162]

@Die how the hell is that cursed

[@fiery_gamerz]

I wish I get the same number neighbour

[@billygray6776]

"maybe we can be bffs" "Maybe you can fuck off!!" That killed me.

[@TheDukesOfIDV]

You were so young…

[@Acissleepy]

F in the chat please

[@user.LCW01]

My condolences..

[@mycricketingworld5328]

You will stay in the hearts of people.

[@saynotothemeta993]

May the eulogy be as funny as the reference itself

[@Usernamefromtheinternet]

I once texted my number neighbor and she somehow ended up talking about that time she almost died in 2018 by eating Jollibee and how her hospital stay was the last straw for her to leave Philippines to go live in France, only to be food poisoned yet again by an O'Tacos taco 3 days after she arrived.

[@NateTDOM]

Wow you really got this persons life story nice

[@KAlberich]

Damn Aether. Sounds like this world must suck for ya.

[@cara-seyun]

Sounds like the writers were trying to kill her off

[@kwibloupthesomething]

@@KAlberich first he loses his sister to the abyss, now this

[@mavvi3303]

Is your name Kevin by any chance?

[@sakurafalls2468]

"Your number is one digit up: I'm 9441 and you're 9442!" "hOw dID yOu GeT tHiS nUmBeR?"

[@mr.ddhemmalshehri5611]

Hey, can you imagine? Old folk exist. Yeah, pretty crazy right?

[@thebussypresident7085]

@@mr.ddhemmalshehri5611old people generally understand how numbers work

[@annoying_guy923]

@@mr.ddhemmalshehri5611old people are not that fucking dumb. if they were they would be fucking dead under a bridge because they cant comprehend the littlest fucking information.

[@annoying_guy923]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@mr.ddhemmalshehri5611Hey, can you imagine? Not every old person is fucking stupid. Yeah, pretty crazy right?

[@olivercharles2930]

@@mr.ddhemmalshehri5611seems a bit ageist

[@tidmouthmilk12]

Part of me is always kinda tempted to message my textdoor neighbour, however that slight crumb of curiosity is crushed by my introverted ass being terrified of conversing with a total stranger 😅

[@thecatarmy3485]

Bro you made a comment for total strangers to see

[@I_like_Plants130]

Yeah accidentally typed my siblings number in (looks similar to mine). One of the last 6 numbers was off and I texted a stranger, some one was very creepy, called me even. Apologized for texting the wrong number. They Kept wanting to hook up which is weird for someone I didn’t even know. I blocked him.

[@audenisarat8179]

@@I_like_Plants130 what omg that guy is a creep

[@I_like_Plants130]

Sorry, a little creepy. But could have been intentional so I wouldn’t make the mistake of texting them again, if that even happens? Granted this trend wasn’t going on when this happened.

[@I_like_Plants130]

@@audenisarat8179 yeah

[@Toastoffire100]

Its fucking incredible how, no matter how specifically the concept is explained, people are still FURIOUSLY confused

[@Unplugged7]

Well if I was minding my own business and someone said HeY TeXtdOOR nEiGhbOr I would be confused to and think it was my neighbor

[@Unplugged7]

Also, don't expect people to know about whatever Twitter is doing every 2 weeks 🙄

[@seanborland717]

Did you even read the comment? I would be confused too but the point is them still being confused after the person explained it too them

[@user-kt1no7yx1u]

@@Unplugged7 1) I learned about number neighbors like 4 years ago from KZbin 2) They explain what's going on "your number is one diget away from mine"

[@nadeshikorealnofake2237]

As a rule of thumb. Dont plain on believe what a random text message tell you ok? Lmao

[@JohnRay1969]

I explained "number neighbors" to my 70 year old mother. I could see the wheels turning in her eyes. She will be texting her number neighbors this evening.

[@Bee8467]

Did she?

[@dennishallada890]

Well, did she?

[@azurecerulean1279]

poor woman's gonna be traumatized

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

Oh yeah let the elderly get traumatised by people who very rightfully wanna be left the fuck alone.

[@nanunamu7630]

Hope your grandmothers ok if you saw what happened on this vid

[@xdarin_]

"Hey, I'm your number neighbour." "are there people looking for me" That's a Philly classic.

[@switchblade6]

That was the most justified one here I'd be concerned too, never too safe

[@Mega_Croissantamence]

Can you elaborate? What the hell is going on over in Philly?

[@toastlotl]

Actually, the first one is basically what happened when I texted MY textdoor neighbor, apparently it was some 11 year old kid who got paranoid after I explained, and he told his mom, who then called me (I didn't answer), and then texted me saying she was going to call the cops, and called me a disgusting 30 year old pervert who preys on children... I was 12

[@goodpotatoto]

how did u reply to her? "YOU PIECE OF SH*T YOU SPIED ON MY BOY!" "Ma'am it's Mcdonald's"

[@toastlotl]

@@goodpotatoto lmao, I'm pretty sure I just said "uh, I'm 12" she never replied

[@goodpotatoto]

either she's too ashame of herself or she thought that there's some misunderstands lying around

[@D0MiN0ChAn]

To be fair, you could have been a 30yo texting a random minor by accident. That's the thing with this trend, you never know what age your textdoor neighbor might be.

[@goodpotatoto]

@@D0MiN0ChAn how did such trend even start out?

[@sofyaangelicx]

“You texted my dead wife’s phone” “Let’s play 8 ball!” Killed me💀💀

[@Orange_Swirl]

Just like his wife.

[@Sclaraidus]

You mean like his wife?

[@Bee8467]

@@Sclaraidus oh no

[@Sato-Juno]

@@Sclaraidus This reply is the best ever lol

[@SpaceKebab]

@@Sclaraidus you fucking beat me to it

[@sharkrancher282]

I get being a bit annoyed by this trend, but the amount of people who can't seem to wrap their heads around this concept is truly concerning.

[@loli_cvnt5622]

Ah yes, because everyone with a phone automatically understands the stupid shit the internet likes to do every two weeks

[@titus4440]

@@loli_cvnt5622 It's more so the fact that they still ask how you got their number even though you've explained to them that you simply changed the last digit by one

[@sharkrancher282]

@@loli_cvnt5622 Yeah, exactly what Titus said. I wouldn't exactly phrase it like you did, but there is quite a bit of whimsical nonsense online. These folks explain the joke pretty well, though.

[@vibaj16]

@@loli_cvnt5622 sounds like you got texted by your textdoor neighbor

[@Fermion.]

Think of the average intelligence from high school. Not stupid, but not smart either, just average across the board. Then realize that half of the population is dumber than that. Then it'll make sense as to why there are so many morons that can't seem to understand this simple concept.

[@moon_wolfi1124]

I’ve never had someone pull the “text-door neighbor” thing. I was simply thrown into a group chat that contained a bunch of numbers that were in numerical order with some random email assembling it. This actually happened two or three times.

[@supotter377]

Yeah that’s a scam it’s happened to me before. It’s usually an accident when they try to text the same thing at the same time to lots of people. Or its a pyramid scheme which is hilarious since it never works

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@supotter377Is there a way to text a bunch of people without making it a group chat

[@iceoz]

Matt should record himself texting his number neighbors.

[@prosecutorwalton]

Who's to say he didn't?

[@TerrayunaOwl]

We need to make him see this!

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

Instead of Omegle users it’s his number neighbors

[@cara-seyun]

Sounds like an easy way to get doxxed

[@spicysalad3013]

@@cara-seyun how...? just blur out the numbers lmao and I doubt his number neighbors are watching his videos

[@StuffandThings_]

Its rather impressive how quickly confusion turns to anger for some people...

[@askinredroads5132]

Exactly what I thought , kind of scary how aggressive some people got.

[@billygoatguy3960]

the fight or flight response in action

[@liagamer4265]

If it dosent turn to anger and instead turns to submission then that would be rather bad for human evolution no?

[@Hetsu..]

@@liagamer4265 we are a complete shit species anyways, doesn't matter

[@paixeon8816]

@@liagamer4265 the opposite of anger isn't submission

[@capuchinosofia4771]

Ah this brings back memories: imagine a group of some tired and some drunk teenagers texting their phone neighbours at the same time... I was sure it was going to be awesome! But alas, we didn't realize it was fucking 3 am. We all got blocked.

[@justaperson6922]

Lmaoooo what a story 😂

[@CaliTheRaven]

It's 3 am right now and I was considering doing this, thank you for the wake up call Sofia, that was close

[@capuchinosofia4771]

@@CaliTheRaven lmao you are welcome!

[@brunobruno-c1d]

try again until yall find some night owls thats happy to talk about the perfect amount of chocolate to make a good chocolate cake

[@RexenPrime]

I ended up going on a few dates with a girl a few years ago and found out she was my number neighbor. We had previously went to the same highschool and everything and didnt even know it. Pretty interesting stuff.

[@edwinhakobyan7481]

Did she sit on your face or not ?

[@spaceman7402]

Answer the man's question

[@crystalwriter2637]

@@edwinhakobyan7481 You would be a Matt Walsh subscriber 💀

[@CookiePubblePum]

@@edwinhakobyan7481 bro?

[@leargamma4912]

​@@edwinhakobyan7481wtf

[@fiveoneecho]

The people who just can’t comprehend how someone “got their number” will never cease to confuse me. If you were to just randomly choose some numbers with the valid area codes, you’d end up getting some people…

[@shalodey]

they're bound to be old people who don't understand technology

[@LilyCelebiFlipnote]

...people's dumbness never ceases to dumbfound me! (Yes, pun intended, lol)

[@taylorjade6918]

Egocentricity.

[@joschmo4497]

@@shalodey Yeah because these young tik tok kids definitely understand technology. Don't make this about young or old, most people are just daft.

[@salj.5459]

Jo Schmo Yes, young TikTok kids DO understand technology. What the fuck are you talking about?

[@jeltevl8868]

If the demonic teletubby one was my number neighbour I would instantly ask them if they want to drink some coffee with me. That person seems like fun to talk to.

[@Ophedia]

The teletubby one sounds like something I would do

[@mr.manchess5860]

Cheeseburger coffee?

[@MOVED_acc.144]

@@mr.manchess5860 exactly that coffee

[@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun]

Yeah they think it'd scare me away but demonic horror is my exact brand of humour

[@official-obama]

would it be like a zoom meeting?

[@chriszablocki2460]

I once got the police called on me for attempted kidnapping after asking a girl crying in a parking lot if she was OK. I'm pretty sure she got beat up. And the mother of the punk ass kid that hit her called the cops. I don't think anybody really knows what the fuck they're doing.

[@Headlock123456789]

That’s sad.

[@chriszablocki2460]

@@Headlock123456789 it's not sad. It's backward. I get falsely accused of the serious crime that they probably committed. And the cops just have to go with it.

[@rabidfox1179]

@@chriszablocki2460 I hope you're doing better physically and mentally, and that this situation will eventually leave you. Stay strong and fight back friend❤

[@chriszablocki2460]

@@rabidfox1179 I was over it moments after the police asked if I kidnapped someone, I said no, and they clearly saw that nobody was in my van. It's the precedent that stuck with me. I'm not really a victim. Correct thinking and reason is.

[@ebola420]

@@rabidfox1179 you watch pngtubers

[@palepiink]

I remember daring my friend to text her number neighbor- she's generally shy and doesn't like strangers, so i was surprised when she agreed - only to find out her number neighbor was her twin.

[@liengandriod55]

WTF. How did that happen?

[@olivercharles2930]

Bruh moment

[@komos63]

The one with the higher number's the more valuable one. Discard the other, it's an old version.

[@robertdunagan5807]

Sounds like they got their phones at the same time and place likely live in an area with a lot of available numbers. It happened to me and my brother with our first phones.

[@Mari-Schimmer]

Nahhhh that's cheating

[@giftinggeezer3149]

Wish I could get my textdoor neighbor to message me, instead I’m stuck with bots sending me virus links with no context. There used to be messages calling you baby or sexy, but no even that’s been simplified. Straight to the point. Like where’s the foreplay anymore?! This country….

[@bluefairy7653]

I have to agree with you. The state of affairs as of now is deplorable. What is this, easy street? Porn bots not sending tasteful messages? I mean come on. It costs nothing to be kind.

[@flamepelt3092]

SO THATS WHAT THOSE ARE

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

I've had a handful of Chinese scammers on WhatsApp try and chat me up, it's fun to talk with them under the guise of a false identity.

[@saturnwhale]

Exactly! I need to be flattered before I can be properly scammed.

[@lazypops3117]

@@CWINDOWSsystem32 I had a LONG conversation with a Chinese scammer, annoyed the hell out of them

[@lanceuppercut_]

"fuck off you poor sad muppet" was the funniest one

[@sarahbums]

i just found this channel today and it is perfectly filling the sorrowTV/soothouse shaped hole in my heart

[@esmin2400]

Hey! You’d probably also like KingAni, WildSpartanz and their friends. They make similar content to Matt and Sorrow+Soothouse

[@galaxymilk100]

I just found the soot house channel the other day so I've got a little over 100 videos to enjoy. I honestly didn't even realize that they didn't upload anymore

[@cpsbBXCX]

@@esmin2400 they also did my boy Slazo dirty back in the day tho

[@clayel1]

this is exactly what i feel about this channel soothouse was fucking hilarious and its now gone ripp

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

Exactly my thoughts wtf 💀

[@Justanotherpersonontheinternet]

I remember texting my number neighbor once just being like “I know this trend is over, but whatever” and he was relatively chill. And then a couple months later he sent me a random image. Then we never spoke again….

[@Justanotherpersonontheinternet]

@-»eclipse☆♡ It wasn’t anything bad, I think it was something like 2020 in a nutshell, where it was the actual number 2020 inside of a png of a nutshell. I honestly don’t remember.

[@birdmcturd1626]

@@Justanotherpersonontheinternet and here I was thinking it was a picture of his genitals

[@emilyofjane]

I never got a response from my number neighbors, but one person made a group chat of me and 20+ other similar numbers and just said "shut up" so that's something I guess

[@neoqwerty]

clearly the chad move in that case was to start talking with all the other numbers.

[@TheTrueUltimateGenLifeform]

I got a person with a group chat of 20 who said “wanna have some fun 😏

[@dragicmagic9870]

Those are scams now you will get more scam calls because they know your number is real

[@ari1758]

What a chad lol

[@ari1758]

@@dragicmagic9870 I’m pretty sure a scammer wouldn’t say “shut up”

[@spikypancake1661]

Dude, the one where they came back a day later to say 'fuck you' has me DYING hahahahaa

[@cyber_dragon_123]

"I need to put up a fence." "Reddit is ruining my life."

[@marijncat6711]

"El Sandwich" has me in stitches there is nothing funnier. Especially if you picture a cop saying it. 2:40

[@kactus1889]

the "can u believe betty white died?" had me crying lmfao

[@ABCEasyas--]

Literally. It ruined the vibe of New Years Eve

[@장미-z2j]

I once accidentally texted my mom’s number neighbour telling her to come pick me up. (I forgot my phone so had to borrow my friend’s). The person answered by “I can’t, the house is flooded!”. I didn’t notice and got concerned af, until he told me it was the wrong number. That was pretty funny haha

[@lazypops3117]

whoa number neighbour disaster line

[@anonymous-yk3sd]

@@lazypops3117 best reply ever

[@lazypops3117]

@@anonymous-yk3sd ;) one month later and I've completely forgotten what the joke was...

[@SpaceKebab]

@@lazypops3117 whoa number neighbour disaster line

[@41-Haiku]

@@SpaceKebab Why did I laugh so hard at this

[@Azufumii]

"How old r u it's not that difficult to understand" had me in shackles; it's so true too lmao

[@countlessCritters]

In shackles?! I hope you get out soon!

[@Azufumii]

@@countlessCritters I hate you for that but also that's great lol

[@TheAbsol7448]

Let the shackles be released!

[@Azufumii]

@@TheAbsol7448 "Release the shackles!!!" Lmao

[@Naixatloz]

@@TheAbsol7448 i understood that reference

[@Rainok]

This is why I never did that number neighbor thing. I've always imagined someone doing it to me though and I've been thinking of the perfect thing to send back to them that will occupy their brain rent free for the rest of their lives

[@one_smol_duck]

As someone with a Philly area code, I can confirm it's also not a great idea to try this with your physical neighbors.....

[@nanismeelasla]

I'm also in Philly, and imho it depends on a lot of things but I think my neighbors are quite nice

[@nanismeelasla]

@DripTrollKing what

[@invurret9533]

@@nanismeelasla noo

[@Kongonaut]

I do really like this trend. Actually I do text frequently with my number neighbour. I'd even go as far and call him one of my best friends. The fact that my brother is my number neighbour is also worth mentioning.

[@guacgaming6101]

LMAOO

[@agent_sus3273]

You had me at the first half, not gonna lie.

[@khytron06]

That's wholesome

[@void3292]

Lmfaoooo

[@MoltenLqva]

my parents used to be number neighbors

[@explodinghammeronthe17thof36]

The "lets play 8 ball" at 3:20 was so unexpected and had me laughing for 10 seconds Edit: with 10 seconds I meant 5 seconds or like the average long laugh length

[@linneastrom9272]

not 9 seconds, not 11 seconds, 10 seconds

[@Ethan-gw6mi]

Bro I’m still laughing

[@alexepic3255]

I will always remember that response

[@yyyyymmoT]

Who hasn't played 8 ball against a dead wife's phone

[@hundro9810]

**laughing suddenly stops**

[@youtubersingingmoments4402]

2:47 I was expecting a secret message when I reversed the audio, but nope; it's just what's on-screen verbatim reversed, for anyone wondering.

[@peacemaker2427]

Thank you

[@hiddenguy67]

how do ya reverse videos

[@V0IDWARE]

Zalģ̴̧̨̧̡͎̪̙̝̦̫̳̠͚̝͍̼̗̯̫̦͎̘͖͓̠͖̫͎̜̖̺̘͇̥̭̥͖̼̹̼̽̓̀̽̑͋̉̌̌̒͐͆̀͊̈́́͗̐̈̿̎̈́̀̈͆̃͛͘̕͘͘͜͠͝͝ ̴̨̡̡̧͕̤͕̺̗̖̖͇͉͚͙̭͙̳͕͈̲̘̤͔̩̮́͆͛̌̆̔̀̉̈́̓͌́̒̓͐͊̍̊̆̓͊̅̾̑́̄͛̃̋̐͆̀͋̔̏̓̈̋̏̈̎̀̓̾́͌͑̆̍͌͗̍͊̆͗͌̇́̀̾́̽̕̕̕͘̚͘͝͠͠ơ̵̧̢̡̛̺̘̳̠͔̯͙̙̱͓̜͎͉̦̞̞̜͉͇̎̌͛̇̊͊̓̿̈͊̏̑̀̇͐̊̈̄͛͂̌͋̀̀̀̑̌̒́͆͆͑͑͋͊̓͊̆̎̄̌̌͐̇̒̉̑̒͑̕͘͘̚͘͠͝͝͠͝ͅ ̵̨̧͈̬̪̜͎͇̭͔͓͉̬̩̼͚̤̥̺̦̬̹͇̭̳̽̀́̿̋̑́̓̒̇͑̈̅͌̉̓͘̚͜͜ͅͅ.̵̡̨̨̧̡̨̨̧̨̨̢̡̛̹̬͕̦͈̝̬͉̺̙̖̙̫̭̩̮̺̟̥͚̞͈̪̫̞̘̙͓̬̟̭̩͔͔̠̱͎͖̻͓͉̭̜̘͈͔͇̣͍̳̺̥̖̰̟̹̲̠͇͛̌͑͛̽́̈͋̆́̆̀̓̋̎̀͌͛͗̏̑̍́̀̒͌̐̍̀͗͋͑̑͋̄͑͌̈̏͗̐̈́̄̄͋̈́̓̑̊̓́̀͑͌̑͐̿͂͒̈́̈͆̕̕͘̕̕͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅ ̷̛̘̣̼̻̝̙͋̐̍̇̍̏̎̿̽̀̓́̌̑̐̋̀̆̽͂̌̑̂͘.̷̨̢̮̘̜̞̼͈͎̗͕͚̹͖̠̬̰̼̞̗̻͕͖̘͙̜͙͔̺̤̘̠͎̮̲̳͍͍̝̥̺̺͇̼͇͕̲̗̈́̋̌͗͊̅̔͆̈́̍͂̎͛̓̉̾͗́̈́͊͛̑̍̀̊͌̈͑̊̋̅́̉̾͐͊̈̽̐͑̉̈́͗́̒̿̂̽̃́̔̑͗͆͆̔͒͆̽̿͂̿̾̏͘̕͜͜͠͝͠͠͝ ̷̢̛̛̛̣̱̝̣͈̥̰̖̥̱͕͕̩̦̙̣̭̳̞̟̙̗̥̹̓̀͋̇̓͆͗̃̒͑̊̔̀̏͊̄̇̐̽̑̐͒̑͐̉́͂̈̈̈́̆͆̾͒͊̎̾͒͊̾̒̒̂̀͂̐̀̿̃͋̿͒̊͐̏̀̚̚͘̕͝ͅ.̷̡̰̲̩͓̩̦̻̩͔̱̗͓͍͇̳̝͙̘̟̣̱̲̯͎̻̠̫̿̈́͗̂̌̆͛̍̌̋̍̍̀̅͒̾̄͊̆̄̌́͌̓̾̀̋͗̾͆̔̒̅̉̅͐̄̀́̌̽̃͗̊̊͑̍͊̓͒̚͘͘̚͠ ̷̡̨̨̡̧̡̧̧̨̛̛͙̬͙̤͖̮̞̭̤͖̩͈̟̦̰̗̯̪̪̱̲̳̤͙͖͙͇̥̯̯͔̦̗̹̱͎̲̘̭̳͈̩̯̬̰̳̺̖̜̯͙̘͎̗̩̭̤̜̰̒̾̉͗̂̇͆́́͆̊́̿̈́̆̅́̓̂͒̔́̒̾͛̾̅̊̈́͆̿͐̀́͂̌͋̾͗̏̚̕̚̚͘̚͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝ ̵̧̡͖̝̭̳̖̙̮̩̻̭̤̩̭͉͌̈͒̏͆͋̍͆͛̈́͂̐̈́̆̌̎͂̆͋̈́̎̽̇̊́͒̒̏̚͠͠ ̸̛͙̇́́͂͂͗̓͂̔̃̈́̀̍͗̅̽̈́͗̑̌̊̇̿̐̀͒̒̾̇̈́̐͒̇̊̕͝͠͝Ḩ̷̡̧̨̧̛̛̩̟̦̫͈̙̥̼̟͉̩̻̙̞̥̟̤̻̹̜̞͉̎̀͋̀̏̑̒̄͊͒̊̏̒̂̎͋̔̓́̈͑̐͛̃̒̍̑̐̔̏́̄̅̈́͂̒̅̿́̇̔̋̈́̀̉̕̕̚͘͘̕̚̚͜͝ͅͅȨ̶̡̥̱̥͙̫̜̣̩̙̻̻̭̼̲͚͍͇̠͍͖̞͖̙̍̒̊̇͂̾̊͊̽̿̍̈̎͑̿̊͊̏̊̅͑͐͛̓͛̋̓̆̈́͂̀̆̓͘̚͜͠͠ ̵̧̧̧̨̧̛͇̻̮̫̖͖͉̼̯̰̜͚̞͙̰̻͚͔̖͓̝͍̟͕͈̞̺͓͔͈̻͚̼̦̪̭̥̭̘͙̝͚̬̻̞̗̯͍͉͇̝̜̝̘̺̰͕͔̬̯̥͇͍͎͚̬̱̝̲̹̀̈̌́̐̅̓̅̎͑̄̍̓̐̀̋͗̽̅͗̓̈́̑̒̇̈̍͌̇͊̎́̋̅̿́́̅̒̇͂̏̒̇̇̀̀̉͊̎͑̂͋̿͛̈̕͘̚͘̕̕͜͝͠͝͝ͅC̴̡̢̡̡̧̡̨̛͍͙̪͇̼̱̫̝̩̬̖͔̲̲̠͇̘͔̳̯̦̘̟͇̞͔͕̱̟̞̞̪̺̞̘̟͚͎̺̫̰͍͎̲̟̼̺̳͍̖̳͔̯͈̳̭̦̬͇̠̙̬͉̹̏̄̌͐͑̈̏̐̈́̈́̀̈̏̊̈͑̋͊̎̐͗̀̃̈́̓̓̃̀̇͑͐̑̿̋̏̿̃͋̊͌̾̈́̕̚͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝ͅǪ̷̧̡̡̛̟̪̲̖̪̠̱̭̣͎̺͚̖̬͉̪̲̭͔̞̠͎̖̽͒̓̎̌̊̓͋́̿͂͋̑̏̔͊͗̊͗̈́̅̾̽̊̄͌̆̈́͌̏͗̊͂͂̂̓̔͊̅͊̊̔͊̊̑̈́̀̽͗͒͊̾̓͆̀̄̃̌̚̕̚͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͠ ̷̨̛̛̛͉͖͓̝͍̭͍͓̳͔̼͍̌̔̌͗͂̉͆͑̈́͊̿̾̓͐̄̂̃̀̎̔͋̽́́͋̉̋̋́̍͆̽͒̆͐̅̂̉̑̽̐͗̂̓̎̃͛̌͒̿̚͜͝͝͠͠͝ͅ ̶̧̡̡̧̛͇̯̺͖̦͓̙̞̼̗͉̳͇̪̼͕͓̬͔̻͈̬̼̬̲̺̼̏̾̓͐͂̇̍̀̏̊̇̇̾͆̃̎́̓̌͂̐̍̈͛̍̉͒͒̀̔̆͐͗̈̉̿͐̎͒́̓͒̄́̎̇͛̌̍̽̚̚̚̚͝͠͝͠͠ͅͅͅͅ ̵̢̢̢̨̡̨̡̨̦̰̝͈̟̭̗̙̻͔̥̼̭͈̲͔͉͖̞̞̤̩̭̪̥̯̝̺͕͇͓͈̥̗͓̗̦̦̠̭̠̘̟͎͚̹̥̤̳̱̪̮̗̯͖͎̩̯̱̱̖̤̦͙̗̫͍̩̿̈̚͜M̸̡̢̨̧̢̧̠̦͚̝̪̥̬͚̝̞̳̪̜͕͉̜̮̗̭͖̝͕̻̜̜͉̫̯̝̤̬͎̼̫̜̥̰̬͇̪̲̙͈͓̘͈̗͙̝̺̥̝̤̺̝͔̞̼̱̻̺͚͉̯͉̠̪͆͌͛́̾͊́̈́̐́͒̀̈̐͑̄̀̿͋͂̿̾̈́͘͘̕̕͜ͅͅ ̷̡̢̢̡̧͈͈̩͔̫͚̖̱͚̩̝̱͓͓͎͔̘͔̥̫̞̤̯͍̼̝̲͍̱̟͔̹̥̳̙̺̖͈̼̱̮̙̲̞̤̥̼̭̲̳̏͊̉͑͐͆͐̑͊̿̕̚̚͘͝ͅ ̷̧̨̧̨̤͍̣͉̠̩̫̬͉̫̱͖̫̰̼̹̣̺͚̠͈̲̻̳͚̰̱̙̤͈̝̠͔͈̗̮̲̪͓̝̬̥͇̥̳͈̳͍̮̲̀̓̉͜ͅ ̷̧̡̡̢̡̛̰͕̹̳̤͓̫̜̹͎͎̣̞̠̜̙̭̹̮̙̗͚͇͈͓̖̼̫̿̈́͒ͅ ̷̡̢̢̛̭̼̙̯̝͙̝̩̙̻̫̘͈̘̮̥̝̺̘̳̺͕̙̲̪̹̗̙̜̞̱͓͓̟̤̞̖̱̲͔̲̲͓͈̘̝̺̫̪̤͙͈̻͇̣͎͋͒͌̓͆̀͆͂̇̋̅̿̓̂͌̂̍͆͌̽͆́̍͋͗̄̈́̏̄͑̓̃͗͆̐̃̇̈́͋̋́̏͐̑̓́̄̇̍́̽̚̚̕͘͘̚͘͠͝Ȩ̵̡̡̢̡̨̩͙̳̹̟͈̣̞̠̹̰̲͓̠̻̪̙̗̘͉͕̬̝̜̙͈̙̮̗̟̘͕̙̤̜͙̠͕̜̬̺̜̺̙̠͔̱̱̜͎̘͖͖͖̲̲͖̝̜̦̜̒̒̾̔͌̔̿̉̇̄͗͑̔̋̑͐̉͑̊̌͑̍̒̐̐̇̊̋̂͊͌̍͂̑̃̈́̃̎͒̓̑́̊́̐̔̀̐̊̀̀͌̈́̿̆̕͘͜͝͝͝͠Ş̷̨̡̢͈̻̬̙̬̠͍̠̯͙̜̬̗̟̱̞̥̫̥̭̝̳̯͚͇̰̻̻̞͇̭͚̣̪̯̯̳̯͇͈̺̙̭͙̲̳͓̙̰̗̻͍͇͇̟̜͇̱̺̖̫̋̽̐̄͑͌͗͆͗͆́̿͒̍͊̉͑̀̀̈́̈́͗̈͋͆̐̋͑̑̇͑͐̋̿͑̓̌̊̐̀̿͑̌̚̚̕͜͜͜͠͠ͅͅ ̴̛̛̛͔͙̦̳̻͎̞̹̬͑̈́̔̈̇̊͊͂́͊̑̇͗͋̔́̿͛̀̎́̏̂̓̈́̇̿̈́͑̈́̀̅̆̉̄̏̀̐̃̀͒̄̀̽͐́̎̐̿̔̅̈́̇̈́̿̚͘̕͘̕͝͝͝͠͠

[@Cannotoad1201]

‘»፟፟፟፟፟ٓـٌٍَُِّْٰٓ⁠ְֱֲֳִֵַָֹֻ⁠ံ္ွွ္;§ְֱֲֳִִֵַָֹֻ⁠ٓـٌٍَُِّْٰ٠፟፟፟፟፟

[@FannomacritaireSuomi]

I'm sad how so many people are so aggressive about these kinds of experiments. I love to chat with random people as long as they don't have any evil intentions.

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Some people think literally everyone is an axe murderer

[@annabeth968]

@@tidepodpadthai2633 ikr!

[@GradMeat]

To be honest I just dont want a random person texting me. However I would just insta block them instead of responding.

[@chesterstevens8870]

Nine times out of ten, getting weird phone calls from strangers is a prelude to some kind of scam. Even if that doesn't turn out to be the case; not everyone is a social butterfly, and most of use deal with enough intrusive assholes in our daily lives that we don't need them calling us in our offtime.

[@wolfpackflt670]

@@chesterstevens8870 or some BS phone marketers

[@kylar1042]

3:20 Really changes the meaning of "from hell"

[@JR-he6fn]

This seems even more riskier than texting a crush

[@rosesonmygrave9290]

I had someone text me as my number neighbor, at a time where I felt extremely lonely. So I was very happy to have someone to talk to. But I think I scared them off 😅

[@KatieT97]

I think the worst horror story I’ve heard of this trend was one woman who texted her number neighbor and he somehow was able to get her address (especially since because of area codes number neighbors also live close by) and started sending her pictures of weapons and saying he was coming to kill her

[@Buglin_Burger7878]

The Text-Door Neighbor is a nightmare thing. You do have to understand that contacting someone via similar number doesn't sound good either. Legitimately you can sound like a kidnapper or even a child predator. Imagine an adult calling a child. "I'm your neighbor." Scaring the other person away is generally in your own interest for safety.

[@Christian-gr3gu]

Holy Christ hope she's ok

[@Christian-gr3gu]

@@Buglin_Burger7878 dude wtf. There's a difference between calling someone with I'm your neighbor, and sending a text explaining what a number neighbor is and trying to be friendly

[@TheCra5yCartoons]

Sounds like a story that people who don't agree with text-door made up

[@psychott6]

Okay guys, I get it I get it I was an uneducated fool, but hey incase any of u wanna start tracking people.. the replies to my comment are a great start! But HOW did he find her address? There is no way to do that unless you're REALLY advanced and knowledgeable in the tech world. Even then, those types of people probably already know what a number neighbour is, why tf would they get their shit scrambled over it? Also how do we know those guns are theirs? What was the conversation that led to it? Too many questions, it doesn't make sense.

[@louisagreer1700]

I never sent a number neighbor text and was unaware of the trend. However, I received a text from someone. I was kind of freaked out that a random person texted me and didn't respond. They texted again saying something like, "So, I guess this doesn't work?" Lol sorry bud the concept of a random stranger having my phone number is not appealing

[@faalentijn]

Technically everyone has your phone number at all times since it is just a string of nine random digits.

[@michealshixam1731]

Just reply, say “I’m not interested in the trend, sorry.” They’ll usually be polite, leave, something friendly. If not, block them. If they still don’t stop put their numbrees on the web and accuse them.

[@BewilderedCitrus]

@@faalentijn I was just about to say that haha

[@Iemonic]

everyone has your number, they just dont know who it belongs to

[@Superbug-tf8zy]

@@michealshixam1731 But then its easier to guess your number

[@V1_Ultrakrill]

I feel honoured to see this video come out

[@nikmrn]

@@AxxLAfriku ????

[@cybercritterowo]

@@nikmrn "dear hor" it cut off lol

[@V1_Ultrakrill]

@@AxxLAfriku I once made content then deleted it all You're welcome

[@witherking6651]

Nice pfp!

[@V1_Ultrakrill]

They deleted their comment

[@gabbygold2692]

For the Hebrew: the only thing right about the pronunciation was the first word “אני” but honestly the fact that you tried was amazing because a lot of others would just play an audio or do even less. Hebrew is also very difficult (lots of silent letters that only make sounds when other symbols are added but in most Hebrew writing the symbols aren’t there)

[@Nostalgic_4_Disaster]

Yeah I was so confused how he got אני right but the rest was gibberish 😭😭

[@edmcsteve2156]

Hearing Matt say skullemoji is my favourite thing

[@crackasilly]

Someone's gotta make a compilation of it 🙏🙏

[@Matt_Rose]

@@crackasilly I'd love to see that!!

[@beek.4860]

@@Matt_Rose im on it

[@crackasilly]

Well now in attempt to compile as many videos as i can with any occurrence of "skull emoji" by watching several videos, my thoughts are now entirely in Matt's voice Even typing this sounds like matt is reading it in my head Matt get oit of my brain 💀💀

[@nonamelegend_vapor]

When did Matt saying “skullemoji” become a meme? I missed some comment sections, I guess

[@KiritoNoiharaQuartz]

I accidentally met both my number neighbors and the ones close to us through a spam message group formed by a random number. They all were super nice and helpful, explaining the situation and what happened. Unfortunately we all had to block each other due to the situation but it was a nice experience.

[@rustythewolf1009]

My mom and I are close in numbers and we got added to the same spam group 😭

[@Ice.muffin]

Could've kept contact through social media!! It's not everyday life grants you a chance at friendship smh.

[@-Teague-]

@@Ice.muffin I second this oml

[@KiritoNoiharaQuartz]

@@Ice.muffin I don't think they were looking for friends. They seemed nice, but only to help others understand the situation. Would've been nice to talk to them again not in a spam group.

[@joschmo4497]

@@Ice.muffin You can literally go out right now and make friends if you want. I'm trying to get a break from existing ones, not make new ones

[@windestruct]

_"Hello, I'm your number neighbor! Textdoor neighbor."_ **insert a picture of 3am teletubbies** This one got me

[@Check_aniMate]

It's nice to see some nice people and wholesome people meet up once in awhile

[@AmyKoopa]

The “Let’s play 8 ball” always gets me

[@brandonhughes4076]

3:28 that may be the worst spelling of "asphyxiation" I have ever seen in my life

[@flaetsbnort]

this is exactly what I'd think sending a text message to random number would go like

[@ArmedGuard-ql8nz]

Hello Texdoor neighbour! "You just texted my dead wifes phone" "..." "Let's play 8 ball!"

[@Profileunused]

4:17 I bet they're Canadian

[@Brent-jj6qi]

0:52 if he instantly offers drugs that’s not from hell, that’s a god tier one

[@einfachsinnlos]

Agree

[@BewilderedCitrus]

The number neighbor at 3:48 was a bit TOO enthusiastic about the whole thing

[@zagginox]

“Hello number neighbor” “You just texted my dead wifes phone” “Let’s play 8 Ball!” 😂

[@octokitty88]

Someone made a big group chat of ten or so number neighbors, only two people ever texted back, one screaming at them to stop texting (even tho nobody had texted yet) and another trying to teach the screaming guy how to block everyone in the conversation. It was hilarious.

[@localplaguenurse]

My number neighbour sells puppies on Kijiji (It’s like a Canadian Craigslist). I know this because they accidentally put my number instead of theirs twice and I kept getting calls and texts about available lab puppies. At least once I got called while I was in the middle of class. They did this twice and my dad and I (he had a Kijiji) had to message them to change their number and they did. In the two years since I’ve only gotten one call about puppies but the caller made the typo, not my number neighbour. Still have their profile saved in case it happens again though.

[@arandomperson7232]

So...no puppies?

[@CharlotteML1]

My phone number is one digit different (think mixing up a 6 for a 0) from a bed shop, so I've occasionally had calls from people who wrote the number down wrong. The funny part is that they always ask 'are you sure?' when I tell them I'm not the bed shop! As if I'll suddenly go 'Oh you're right! I wondered why there were so many beds in my house!!"

[@iulia5665]

I had a stroke trying to read the website name

[@localplaguenurse]

@@arandomperson7232 I mean there WERE puppies, I just wasn't selling them

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

I'm pretty sure my number neighbor is an older woman named Kathy who keeps accidently giving out my number instead of hers.

[@bananakinsmoothiewalker]

I’m going to sue Matt, because this made me laugh so hard that I almost choked on lasagne (or lasaganga) and died. For legal reasons, this is a joke, but still. 😂😂

[@notnickw9213]

logsana

[@j.ul1ett]

lasange too :)

[@natalya402]

guess you could call it lasaGAGna

[@happytortoisee]

English is wierd, I can't spell lasange either

[@sylvikai3357]

lasanya

[@criticalshut4754]

I once texted my number neighbor. He replied back, telling me he was going to extract my teeth from my jaw with a claw hammer.

[@Ned-nw6ge]

I think this would be funny to try out sometime just to see people's reactions if my number neighbor wouldn't be my dad. However it's hilarious to see our phone numbers get mixed up sometimes due to them being the same apart from the last digit.

[@SniffishBowl]

Oh wow that‘s some next level luck

[@traingirl3234]

Just go in the other direction?

[@Xartimus]

@@traingirl3234 The problem is that's their mum's number

[@Weggorino]

@@SniffishBowl You can specifically ask to get similar numbers when you have multiple lines. It's not down to luck.

[@SniffishBowl]

@@Weggorino ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@Absbor]

4:36 so wholesome!

[@justaperson4656]

"Your diamond pickaxe is throbbing" had me wheezing

[@EB-73-]

"Hmm let's play 8-Ball" 😭😭💀💀 Truly the duality of man 😭

[@PLAYCOREE]

This makes me feel like I want to call my number neighbors number and ask him about his cars extended warranty...

[@frankology]

do it

[@SimonWillRun]

I'm stealing your idea

[@castergilgamesh1778]

2:59 his honesty is amazing

[@wiliwilo]

It could've been a throwaway account that posted it

[@spl420]

If I messaged someone and got this reply, I would share something from my collection no questions asked.

[@funman-h7w]

​@@spl420WHAT.

[@spl420]

@@funman-h7w you know, send him some 6-digit combinations of great stuff

[@levieverhart8640]

1:44 i am just astonished

[@JaJammer]

2:51 it translate to **To invoke the hive m i n d representing chaos Invoki ng the feeling of chaos With out order The NezperdIan hive mind of chaos Zaigo He who Waits Behind The Wafl ZALGO!**

[@agedstring]

Wasn’t Zalgo made by diaper drawing pedo?

[@raineseth5661]

'Zalgo' is actually a creepy pasta. The thing you're translating reads: *To invoke the hive mind representing chaos,* *Invoking the feeling of chaos,* *Without order,* *The Nezperdjan hive,* *Mind of Chaos, Zalgo,* *He who awaits behind the wall,* *ZALGO!*

[@jafguy]

Never thought I would see zalgo here but he’s welcome

[@Rosetintedwater]

me want lore​@@raineseth5661

[@hk372]

I'm way too scared to try this but the temptation is there

[@michealshixam1731]

Do it, and keep me informed. I’ll do the same.

[@phoebesekine4783]

@@michealshixam1731 I did it! Tried it twice (one digit up, one down) for good measure. The first one responded and they didn’t want to interact but were pretty nice about it. I was relieved bc I was kinda scared I’d alert a creep to my existence lol. 2nd one is pending.

[@shikarifox4337]

@@phoebesekine4783 Did you try them recently?

[@thatcrystal]

@@phoebesekine4783 any news?

[@apple54345]

@@phoebesekine4783 we can only assume the second one was a creep and it didn't turn out well... RIP :(

[@equally.marketable]

I got a number neighbor text when I was a kid, I send them that photo of the dog-chicken thing with rubber gloves. “It’s coming for you. It’s outside your house.” “I just looked outside, nothings there” “that’s what it wants you to believe.” … still proud of it

[@elora512]

3:50 I've met someone like that. I reached out to her for a design internship and after she said she didn't have a vacancy, proceeded to keep texting and calling me. By the third day, she kept asking me to join her design firm, saying that she'll buy me new glasses and new clothes, talking about how I can come over to her place to intern. Crazy lady

[@elektro3000]

"I'm going to tear your penis" is, I think, the most unhinged greeting I have ever heard.

[@telepork]

4:48 makes me so happy idk why

[@DigDig_1999]

I'm surprised you didn't add an experience with both your textdoor neighbors, hiding the numbers of course

[@feelincrispy7053]

00:31 the “huh?” made me absolutely lose it. I replayed it a good 15 times lol

[@Meaniepanini305]

Which huh?

[@feelincrispy7053]

@@Meaniepanini305 more so the second one

[@ICauseImmenseChaos]

How

[@TheTimestampCommenter]

huh?

[@bryce27827]

sent a guy a picture of a potato, he sent me the same picture back. told each other god bless and never talked again. wonder how he's doing

[@ashtonnn777]

That’s beautiful

[@NeidenHalffur]

I always get so happy when Matt uploads

[@happytortoisee]

Same 🥰

[@j.ul1ett]

me too! :D

[@robertkerr4199]

My old phone ended with 7666 and 7667 texted me, complaining that he couldn't get 7666. We chatted for a bit and I found out he was my old best friend from grade 2, whom I hadn't seen in 20 some odd years.

[@YoungMrBlue]

This comment should have more likes, that's a great friend reunion

[@sneakysnek572]

I’ve gotten multiple wrong number texts from someone who speaks mandarin. The first one was during a game of monopoly, asking if I was part of the “money circle.” The second one was someone asking about a blind date. It’s weird that this happened twice.

[@alexhollinghurst3945]

Only wrong number text I've ever had was from a lecturer at a university in a different country telling me I was late for a tutor meeting

[@brainman67]

dude sounds like they're running a psyops block them

[@sneakysnek572]

@@brainman67 i did, but I just got a third one today. I think I ended up on a list of numbers for bots somehow. Rip.

[@brainman67]

@@sneakysnek572 yeah the government is always trying new tacts be aware

[@sneakysnek572]

@@brainman67 idt it’s the government, considering I’m in the US, and I do not speak mandarin. The texts are so random, I think it’s just weird bots.

[@darthyoda4934]

This was the first video I watched of this hilarious channel

[@farahahmedkarim377]

2:42 "hey ur my number neighbor, wanna fuck?" LMAO I'M SORRY WHAT

[@hoad1111]

2:31 as someone who speaks hebrew, this is pretty much accurate Edit: btw thats not how you read it, but i didn’t really expect something from google translate

[@A1mog3]

Yep me to

[@AzraelWasHere]

yeah, lol

[@AzraelWasHere]

yeah, lol

[@foxlandism]

Now I have more motivation to learn Hebrew

[@phantomwarrior8686]

Man, Google Translate doesn't even tell you how Hebrew is spoken/pronounced That's why I was wondering how he pronounced it so accurate

[@kedragold]

Thank you for creating such good and funny content for so long, I caught covid a couple days ago and it's been a real big comfort in these hard times.

[@ajrikimartine4466]

Huh?

[@bumbabees]

@@ajrikimartine4466 what do you mean "huh" i thought this was pretty self explantory.

[@deleted2935]

@@ajrikimartine4466 fym huh 💀

[@theweirdwolf1877]

@@ajrikimartine4466 ???

[@blobblesz]

@@ajrikimartine4466 huhuhuhuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu-

[@fatyoshi1456]

"Here we have an emoji of a skull, i guess you could call it a SKULLAMOJI" History was made

[@southpaw117]

My brother and I are neighbours as we got our phones together 15 years ago. I've always been curious as to who comes before him and after me. For quite some time before he eventually settled down, I did often get calls intended for him, usually from chicks he would meet at bars and clubs and whatnot.

[@nerv6326]

''Looks like im gonna have to put up a fence'' THE MADLAD

[@LoraCoggins]

For a split second, this idea sounds really cool and invokes the curious childlike spirit in me, but then I see that I might get reported to the cops and the fear kicks back in again.

[@BlindStarLily]

My divorced parents who hate each other are number neighbors… I can only imagine how the two of them reacted to this trend.

[@christopherhudspeth6823]

No we're not